Ep 194: Return of the Lil Ronin: Family, Fufu, & Fun"

Raphael Harry [00:00:00]:
Hey, everybody. Raphael, Harry here, you're listening to White Label American. On this show, we dive into unique and diverse origin stories from immigrants and allies. Join us weekly as we break barriers, connect the past with the present, and peek into the future.

Raphael Harry [00:00:49]:
Welcome to a brand new episode of White Label American. This is an extra special episode, and I have. Well, first of all, Amyok, who hosts Raphael, AKA Ronin Rafa. And I'm honored to have an illustrious guest who will be returning every year, according to her. And I would like our guest to introduce herself. Who are you?

Klara [00:01:14]:
Clara.

Raphael Harry [00:01:16]:
That's it.

Klara [00:01:17]:
Yeah.

Raphael Harry [00:01:20]:
Clara.

Raphael Harry [00:01:23]:
Is there.

Raphael Harry [00:01:23]:
Clara with a C?

Klara [00:01:25]:
No, a cloud with a K. I.

Raphael Harry [00:01:28]:
Thought it was a clown with a Q.

Klara [00:01:30]:
No.

Raphael Harry [00:01:32]:
Okay, I'm just checking. Why are you here?

Klara [00:01:40]:
Podcast.

Raphael Harry [00:01:42]:
Yes. Talk with confidence. Talk like the way you talk at home when it's time to bully me.

Klara [00:01:51]:
Podcast.

Raphael Harry [00:01:52]:
Oh, you're here because of a podcast?

Klara [00:01:55]:
Yeah.

Raphael Harry [00:01:56]:
Are you trying to take over White Label American or what?

Klara [00:02:00]:
No idea.

Raphael Harry [00:02:01]:
No idea, but just a podcast.

Klara [00:02:04]:
He's the one who dragged me here.

Raphael Harry [00:02:06]:
Oh, Lord. Yes. This is the blackmail I deal with at home. Because when you are demanding that you have to be brought to the studio once a year after your birthday, I didn't put the idea in your head. You brought that to me and said, I want to come to the studio every year after my birthday. And I.

Klara [00:02:28]:
He dragged me here today.

Raphael Harry [00:02:30]:
Okay. Now, the audience will definitely side with you because they love children more than they love me. But anyway, you've heard who the guest is for today, and if you want to keep seeing this guest or hearing this guest, support this podcast. Support the work that we do. We have plenty of special episodes on Patreon behind the paywall. You hear from me, you hear from this guest, you hear from my family. Loads and loads of episodes are there. So go to Patreon.

Raphael Harry [00:03:02]:
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Klara [00:03:06]:
Merry Christmas.

Raphael Harry [00:03:08]:
Okay.

Raphael Harry [00:03:09]:
You had Merry Christmas from her. You can also.

Klara [00:03:11]:
Happy Holidays.

Raphael Harry [00:03:13]:
Happy Holidays. You can also. People celebrate Kwanzaa too, and Hanukkah.

Raphael Harry [00:03:18]:
You want to wish them happy Hanukkah and Kwanza.

Raphael Harry [00:03:24]:
Okay, well, girl, speak up. Why? What happened to your voice all of a sudden? Now somebody's becoming shy. So who.

Klara [00:03:33]:
Who.

Raphael Harry [00:03:33]:
Who are you, by the way by? Anyway, let me finish. You can go to www.whitelabelamerican.com. all the information you need is there. Go support this podcast. We need your support. And bring a friend along. Donations. We accept everything.

Raphael Harry [00:03:50]:
Not.

Raphael Harry [00:03:50]:
Not crypto, just. Yeah, okay. Thank you for the sound effect. Now, who are you?

Klara [00:04:01]:
I already said that.

Raphael Harry [00:04:03]:
No, you didn't. Are we related or how did you become a guest on this podcast? What do you do? How do I know you?

Klara [00:04:13]:
Because you're my daddy.

Raphael Harry [00:04:15]:
Oh, okay.

Raphael Harry [00:04:16]:
I was wondering how this child just appeared in the studio. Because you said I dragged you here. You sounded like I just grabbed a kid on the street, brought you to the studio, you know? So I'm your dad.

Klara [00:04:32]:
Yeah.

Raphael Harry [00:04:32]:
And you asked for an episode. That's why you're here, right?

Klara [00:04:38]:
Maybe. Maybe not.

Raphael Harry [00:04:41]:
See the trolling I deal with? Okay, so what? Your mama sent some questions before I get to your mama's questions. What's an average day like for you? What's your day like? What do you like to do in a day? Now let's start. What you like to do in a day?

Klara [00:04:59]:
I like to throw my daddy around and throw bracelet at him.

Raphael Harry [00:05:07]:
Speaking to the mic, please.

Klara [00:05:09]:
No.

Raphael Harry [00:05:11]:
Okay.

Klara [00:05:14]:
I like to throw things at him and jump at his belly and annoy him.

Raphael Harry [00:05:19]:
And why do you like doing that?

Klara [00:05:22]:
Because it's fat.

Raphael Harry [00:05:29]:
Well, see, when I say someone is a little villain, people think I'm making it up. But where did you get this idea from to be trolling me? Well, not everybody can. Will be watching the video, so you.

Klara [00:05:49]:
Have to change my mind. Because you watch boring soccer?

Raphael Harry [00:05:55]:
Because I what?

Klara [00:05:56]:
Watch boring soccer.

Raphael Harry [00:06:01]:
Why do you find soccer boring?

Klara [00:06:03]:
Because you always turn it on, and then I don't get to turn on my stuff.

Raphael Harry [00:06:08]:
Girl, you watch more stuff than I do.

Klara [00:06:11]:
Not true. You've been taking over the TV for your American something.

Raphael Harry [00:06:16]:
Something for my what?

Klara [00:06:18]:
Your American football.

Raphael Harry [00:06:20]:
When I watch American football.

Klara [00:06:24]:
Yesterday. After yesterday. After that. After that.

Raphael Harry [00:06:28]:
Are you sure you even know what you're talking about? You just said soccer, and then now you say American football. American football. How do you do that for Super Bowl?

Klara [00:06:38]:
Well, football. After that. Okay, you go ahead and talk again.

Raphael Harry [00:06:48]:
No, no, no. We have to stick to the truth. You said soccer is boring, and I watch it all the time. But I'm watching afcon, which is the African cup of nations right now.

Klara [00:07:00]:
Okay, you take over the TV to watch whatever.

Raphael Harry [00:07:09]:
They just trying to blackmail me on my own show. Can you imagine?

Klara [00:07:12]:
This is not your own show. It's taken over by me.

Raphael Harry [00:07:17]:
Oh, Tonight the truth finally comes out. All right, what do you do for fun apart from blackmailing me?

Klara [00:07:27]:
Me and my friends. My friends do stuff with you. Like troll you?

Raphael Harry [00:07:34]:
Oh, hell, no. You don't do anything with me, you and your friends. But we don't do anything up yes, he did. As you and your friends show up, I disappear. I make like.

Klara [00:07:44]:
We. Like you're not going anywhere.

Raphael Harry [00:07:47]:
Now I act like I don't even know you people. Yeah, I've never seen you and your friends. All right, do you have any question you want to ask me or should I go straight to your mama's question?

Klara [00:08:05]:
What kind of question?

Raphael Harry [00:08:07]:
Okay, you have to speak clearly.

Klara [00:08:09]:
I have a question. Why do you ever? Why do you always watch African in the morning? Why can't you watch it in the afternoon or something? You watch it the whole day. And at night I get to watch it, and then I have to go to bed.

Raphael Harry [00:08:28]:
So what do you mean by African American?

Klara [00:08:32]:
Whatever you are watching.

Raphael Harry [00:08:36]:
You mean Afcon? Yeah, it's going on right now. It's once every two years. Well, it's going to change to once every four years. But it's a biannual event. It's not every day I watch it. It's a live event going on. And right now we are missing a game. So I can have this recording.

Raphael Harry [00:09:03]:
Côte d'Ivoire is playing Mozambique. The elephants are playing. What's Mozambique?

Klara [00:09:11]:
You mean lots of elephants are in the field right now?

Raphael Harry [00:09:14]:
Oh, girl. See, I'm trying. I'm trying to put you on game. You've been missing out.

Klara [00:09:19]:
Okay, so elephants are playing football.

Raphael Harry [00:09:22]:
They're playing the Mambas. Yeah, of Mozambique.

Klara [00:09:27]:
So elephants are playing football.

Raphael Harry [00:09:30]:
Ah, no, never mind. What's the next question you have?

Klara [00:09:37]:
Why do you not watch anything else anymore?

Raphael Harry [00:09:41]:
I watch a lot of stuff. You don't pay attention.

Klara [00:09:48]:
I only watch soccer. Football.

Raphael Harry [00:09:54]:
That's the only thing you notice.

Klara [00:09:57]:
When it's on Friday and Monday. You let me watch. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. But then between those two days, it's.

Raphael Harry [00:10:12]:
So you're using recency bias to frame everything about our relationship. So who took you to the theater the last time? Well, did we go to the theater to watch soccer? What did we watch?

Klara [00:10:30]:
We watched.

Raphael Harry [00:10:33]:
Now talk.

Klara [00:10:33]:
Face the mic when you're talking.

Raphael Harry [00:10:36]:
Come closer to the mic.

Klara [00:10:37]:
We watched. Rewatched. The idea.

Raphael Harry [00:10:43]:
You're such a troll. Now you're gonna act like you can't remember what you watched. A movie that I never care to watch.

Klara [00:10:50]:
Yes. Wicked. For good. Thank you very much.

Raphael Harry [00:10:56]:
So that's part of soccer, too?

Klara [00:10:59]:
But you watched soccer when we got home.

Raphael Harry [00:11:03]:
No, there was no soccer on that day.

Klara [00:11:05]:
Yes, there was.

Raphael Harry [00:11:15]:
What other question do you have? Yeah, making up stuff.

Klara [00:11:21]:
Now it's your turn to ask a question. Asks a question. And you're forky. So ask questions.

Raphael Harry [00:11:30]:
Oh, boy. What has been your favorite movie?

Raphael Harry [00:11:37]:
Of the year?

Raphael Harry [00:11:39]:
Your most fun movie of this year?

Klara [00:11:43]:
When me And Mama and I watched SpongeBob.

Raphael Harry [00:11:47]:
Oh, the movie that you didn't tell me anything about.

Klara [00:11:49]:
SpongeBob Movie. SpongeBob Movie. Search for Square Pants.

Raphael Harry [00:11:58]:
Why was it fun?

Klara [00:12:00]:
Because Mama got stuff for free for me. Everything. And I got the whole entire. And I got lots of. Lots and lots of candy.

Raphael Harry [00:12:16]:
You don't even eat that much candy.

Raphael Harry [00:12:17]:
But, oh, well.

Raphael Harry [00:12:18]:
So nothing to do with the movie itself. It was just the freebies that you got.

Klara [00:12:24]:
Actually, the movie, because it was chilly because the sun went down and then the sun went up. And then the sun went up. When the sun. First, the sun went down, then immediately the sun went up and down again.

Raphael Harry [00:12:40]:
Okay.

Klara [00:12:40]:
Didn't that make sense?

Raphael Harry [00:12:41]:
Ask your question now. Go ahead, ask your question.

Klara [00:13:02]:
I have any.

Raphael Harry [00:13:04]:
Okay, so this year you attended, let me see, about three.

Raphael Harry [00:13:14]:
Cons.

Raphael Harry [00:13:15]:
You went to a Comic Con in a different state and city, along with your usual New York Comic Con and the IndyCon. So, which was your favorite Con that you attended and why?

Klara [00:13:36]:
All of them? All of them. Because all of them were fun. Thank you very much.

Raphael Harry [00:13:41]:
Okay, name the cons that you attended this year.

Klara [00:13:46]:
No idea.

Raphael Harry [00:13:49]:
I don't believe you. All those photos that you took with all the. Oh, I want to take a photo with this princess. I want to take a photo with this. As soon as you see a spider person. Oh, Gwen Stacy is here. I'm running. Give me a photo here.

Klara [00:14:08]:
I wish the Gwen Stacy. Because there were no Gwen.

Raphael Harry [00:14:17]:
Okay. Miles Morales.

Klara [00:14:19]:
Yeah.

Raphael Harry [00:14:22]:
And witches.

Klara [00:14:23]:
Yeah. And there was a whole entire place full of mermacordos. And I'm not telling you what that is.

Raphael Harry [00:14:31]:
Come to us, Mike.

Klara [00:14:34]:
There was a whole place full of mermicorn. A whole house full of mermacordo. That I will. And I won't tell you what a Mermakhorno is. It's a unicorn slash mermaid.

Raphael Harry [00:14:47]:
You just told the people that he said you won't tell.

Klara [00:14:49]:
I don't care.

Raphael Harry [00:14:50]:
Oh, boy.

Klara [00:14:51]:
That's not the end.

Raphael Harry [00:14:53]:
I was proud of you for one reason. You went to Comic Con, New York Comic Con, and scored a lot of discounts.

Klara [00:15:07]:
What does that? What does that mean?

Raphael Harry [00:15:10]:
It means you know how to hustle.

Klara [00:15:13]:
Huh?

Raphael Harry [00:15:14]:
I'm not gonna tell you how you hustled, but you naturally played the game right and got loads of books either for free or at half price. And I was like, look at this kid.

Klara [00:15:28]:
You know, actually, mostly for free, because if you took enough Books. They would be for free.

Raphael Harry [00:15:35]:
Okay, well, you're already figuring it out, so that was good.

Raphael Harry [00:15:40]:
But.

Raphael Harry [00:15:40]:
Although it was quite heavy to carry.

Klara [00:15:42]:
But I was not gonna carry it.

Raphael Harry [00:15:45]:
Yeah, yeah. That's why you don't do push-ups and all that kind of stuff. But that's good. I'm proud of you. Keep it up. So what's your favorite sport to play?

Klara [00:15:57]:
Basketball.

Raphael Harry [00:15:59]:
Yeah, you did that for two days and never touched basketball, although you were screaming for two weeks, I want to play basketball. I want to play basketball. I want to play basketball. And then I finally pumped the ball, which had been in the house for.

Klara [00:16:11]:
Two years for actually twenty hundred.

Raphael Harry [00:16:14]:
And you went to summer camp, played basketball for one week in summer camp and was like, I love basketball. Why does nobody let me play basketball in this house?

Klara [00:16:27]:
We were stuck in a hotel.

Raphael Harry [00:16:31]:
I pumped a basketball for you, and then you played it on the street for two.

Klara [00:16:35]:
No, Mama pumped it up for me.

Raphael Harry [00:16:40]:
Mama did.

Klara [00:16:41]:
Mama did.

Raphael Harry [00:16:42]:
Okay, we'll give it to Mama this time. But got the ball out for you. I'm the one who bought the ball.

Klara [00:16:48]:
You bought it for Mama?

Raphael Harry [00:16:50]:
Well, yeah. Nobody touched the ball for two years. And then you touched basketball at summer camp and was like, I love basketball.

Raphael Harry [00:16:59]:
Nobody loves me.

Klara [00:16:59]:
Play basketball in the house. How would we be able to play basketball in a hotel? You want me to get kicked out of a hotel or what?

Raphael Harry [00:17:08]:
Because we were staying in a hotel. That's your excuse?

Klara [00:17:12]:
No, but I didn't change. Why does no one let me play basketball in the house?

Raphael Harry [00:17:19]:
So why did you stop playing?

Klara [00:17:23]:
Because Madman had tickets for everything. I didn't want to play, and I was sleepy.

Raphael Harry [00:17:29]:
Oh, boy. You played basketball for, like, two days. You wouldn't go anywhere. You know, I need to walk to this store. I gotta play basketball. And then you did that. And then after that, no more. Do you even know where the basketball is now?

Klara [00:17:44]:
Yeah.

Raphael Harry [00:17:46]:
Yeah, where is it?

Klara [00:17:49]:
It's in one of the boxes in the shelves that I can always see when I'm walking home.

Raphael Harry [00:17:53]:
Okay, so what's your favorite basketball team?

Klara [00:18:03]:
Brooklyn.

Raphael Harry [00:18:05]:
Brooklyn. What? Open your mouth.

Klara [00:18:12]:
Brooklyn Women's basketball with Ellie the elephant.

Raphael Harry [00:18:17]:
I don't think I've heard of that team before. No, but you've gone to watch their games, and you still don't know the name of the team. You just know the mascot.

Klara [00:18:28]:
Yeah, because I have the mascot, and I'm never gonna stop talking about the mascot till you say stop.

Raphael Harry [00:18:35]:
Come closer. Oh, Lord. Nala, girl, you. You. You are very much like your grandmother, you know that? Stop doing that. Your. Your grandmother doesn't matter what spot she's watching. She never knows the name of the team.

Raphael Harry [00:18:58]:
And she's always cheering for the opponent and the team she's supposed to be cheering for. And then she celebrates.

Klara [00:19:07]:
Oh, go.

Raphael Harry [00:19:08]:
And, oh. Everybody's like, what are you doing? That's not the team. Oh, sorry. And, yeah, so you like your grandmother, but the only thing is that you. You have the mascot that you like, because you don't. You never know the name of the team that you say is your team. You just know Brooklyn. That's it.

Raphael Harry [00:19:29]:
Ask me the question that you have. You told me at home you had 100 questions. I'm waiting for the hundred questions. You've only asked me one question. Come closer to me.

Klara [00:19:39]:
What's your favorite Marvel movie?

Raphael Harry [00:19:43]:
You asked me the same question two years ago.

Klara [00:19:46]:
Never-ending.

Raphael Harry [00:19:52]:
Ah, yeah. You can't touch that anymore. It's gone. Told you. Put it on no. 9. 9. 9.

Raphael Harry [00:19:58]:
Sit down. Movie. Between Infinity War and Black Panther. It's hard for me to pick one. Yeah. It's a tie. What else?

Klara [00:20:21]:
What do you like to do in the day? What do you do when I'm at school?

Raphael Harry [00:20:30]:
Throw a big party. She's gone.

Klara [00:20:34]:
Yeah.

Raphael Harry [00:20:34]:
Let's celebrate.

Klara [00:20:39]:
But you and Jester are the only ones in the house.

Raphael Harry [00:20:42]:
My shadow, we dance. I'm calling neighbors. The kid is gone. Come on, people. We'll throw a big party and start dancing. And then before you. Right before you show up, show up from school, we clean everywhere, you know, and rearrange the house.

Klara [00:20:58]:
So that's why you're always late to come. That's why you're always late when I'm waiting in the bush.

Raphael Harry [00:21:04]:
How many times have I been late picking you up?

Klara [00:21:07]:
Since first grade.

Raphael Harry [00:21:09]:
What do you mean, I'm always late?

Klara [00:21:11]:
It's like twice you were late. First grade. First grade. First grade. First grade. First grade.

Raphael Harry [00:21:18]:
That was like, twice.

Klara [00:21:20]:
No, it was not. You don't know how to count the days you've.

Raphael Harry [00:21:24]:
You don't even know how to count.

Klara [00:21:26]:
I know how to count.

Raphael Harry [00:21:32]:
What question do you have?

Klara [00:21:44]:
What's your favorite? What's your favorite podcast you ever done in your whole entire life?

Raphael Harry [00:21:51]:
My favorite podcast? That I did.

Klara [00:21:54]:
Yeah.

Raphael Harry [00:21:55]:
So was I a guest on the.

Raphael Harry [00:21:56]:
Podcast or is it the podcast that.

Klara [00:21:58]:
I listened to the podcast you were in?

Raphael Harry [00:22:06]:
So it's a podcast that I'm on?

Klara [00:22:09]:
Yeah.

Raphael Harry [00:22:11]:
White Label American. Well, I also have the Raw Africa.

Raphael Harry [00:22:18]:
Podcast that I do only on YouTube for soccer.

Klara [00:22:22]:
Which one do you. Why Do I never see you on the TV then?

Raphael Harry [00:22:28]:
Because you don't shine your eyes.

Klara [00:22:31]:
You should turn it on.

Raphael Harry [00:22:38]:
Is the tv off?

Klara [00:22:41]:
Yeah.

Raphael Harry [00:22:42]:
Oh, I see what you're trying to get me to say. Turn the tv off. Turn the tv off. Get away from here. What else you got? Leave your Nazi. All right.

Raphael Harry [00:23:09]:
When will you go visit Nigeria?

Klara [00:23:16]:
No idea. That's mama's opinion. What?

Raphael Harry [00:23:20]:
How is that your mama's opinion?

Klara [00:23:21]:
She's the only one that signs us up for flights or something.

Raphael Harry [00:23:29]:
Shots. Okay, that's fascinating.

Raphael Harry [00:23:39]:
All right, what's the. You.

Raphael Harry [00:23:41]:
You did.

Raphael Harry [00:23:43]:
You did a few traveling this year.

Raphael Harry [00:23:47]:
What. What was your favorite city that you.

Klara [00:24:00]:
I don't remember being in the city.

Raphael Harry [00:24:03]:
Okay, what's your favorite place that you've been to this year that you travel to?

Klara [00:24:11]:
I don't remember the place, but it's where your brother was.

Raphael Harry [00:24:18]:
So we're sticking to recency bias. Why was it your favorite?

Klara [00:24:23]:
Because I had the chance.

Raphael Harry [00:24:25]:
Open your mouth. Stop that.

Klara [00:24:26]:
Because I had lots of. Lots of fun. I had a trampoline, which was actually an air mattress. I don't care. And I got to watch tv.

Raphael Harry [00:24:51]:
So getting to hang out with your uncle for the first time since you were, what, age two?

Raphael Harry [00:25:04]:
That's why.

Raphael Harry [00:25:07]:
Hanging out in Maryland was your favorite place that you visited.

Klara [00:25:16]:
Yeah.

Raphael Harry [00:25:17]:
And does the fact that your uncle was supposed to take you shopping.

Raphael Harry [00:25:27]:
And you guys did not go back to.

Raphael Harry [00:25:31]:
That store have anything. Anything to do with you picking that place? Because you have that trip planned to.

Raphael Harry [00:25:38]:
Go to that store?

Klara [00:25:41]:
Because she was gonna buy me something that I really like that I'm not allowed to tell you.

Raphael Harry [00:25:47]:
That's not my business.

Raphael Harry [00:25:48]:
That's between two of you. So that's why you picked that place, because you know he's gonna take you.

Klara [00:25:57]:
And also, it was the place. And also, only that place had one display that I liked the most that I didn't see in any shops, but I saw in my catalog.

Raphael Harry [00:26:11]:
Oh, okay. Okay. So, well, your uncle will listen to this episode, and pretty sure he'll get the message.

Klara [00:26:24]:
Okay.

Raphael Harry [00:26:25]:
Do you have any more things you like to let your uncle know? Open your mouth so he can hear you.

Klara [00:26:33]:
No, but I have a question for you.

Raphael Harry [00:26:35]:
For me?

Klara [00:26:36]:
Yeah. Why do we always have to ask questions?

Raphael Harry [00:26:42]:
How do you get answers?

Klara [00:26:44]:
Why don't you just talk about something?

Raphael Harry [00:26:46]:
Okay, we can. What do you want to talk about?

Klara [00:26:55]:
No idea.

Raphael Harry [00:26:58]:
Okay, so I go back to asking.

Raphael Harry [00:27:00]:
A question until you have something you.

Raphael Harry [00:27:02]:
Want to talk about. Is that fine with you?

Klara [00:27:07]:
Yeah.

Raphael Harry [00:27:08]:
All right.

Raphael Harry [00:27:09]:
So your mama.

Raphael Harry [00:27:13]:
Asked the question There.

Raphael Harry [00:27:15]:
Are actually two questions.

Raphael Harry [00:27:16]:
She sends two questions.

Raphael Harry [00:27:18]:
She said, well, looks wonder.

Raphael Harry [00:27:20]:
First one looks serious. What would you change about your life if you could change anything that you wanted?

Klara [00:27:33]:
Nothing.

Raphael Harry [00:27:35]:
Nothing.

Klara [00:27:36]:
Nothing.

Raphael Harry [00:27:37]:
Nothing at all.

Klara [00:27:39]:
Nothing at all.

Raphael Harry [00:27:40]:
Okay, Mama, you heard it. So Clara said she's satisfied until that. Until it's time to make a request, then we'll find out. Although I know one thing you've been requesting for second question from your mama. What brings you the most joy?

Klara [00:28:04]:
Huggies. Only Huggies. Huggies.

Raphael Harry [00:28:21]:
I can testify.

Raphael Harry [00:28:22]:
Huggies do bring you joy. It calms you down when you're hulking out, when you hawk mode, and even. Even when you hungry.

Klara [00:28:36]:
Hungry.

Raphael Harry [00:28:38]:
Huggies do get you calm for a few seconds before the food arrives.

Klara [00:28:45]:
So, yes, Huggies for a few hundred seconds.

Raphael Harry [00:28:49]:
Okay. For a few hundred seconds. So Huggies is a big answer for you.

Raphael Harry [00:28:55]:
Huggies.

Raphael Harry [00:28:58]:
Okay. So is there anything you're excited for for 2026, for the new year that I get?

Klara [00:29:08]:
Lots of Huggies.

Raphael Harry [00:29:09]:
Oh, that's it. Anybody you're looking forward to hugging or that you like to hug?

Klara [00:29:16]:
Mama, Papa, Huggy. And in the summer. And that's everything. Bye. Bye.

Raphael Harry [00:29:32]:
No. Grandma. Yeah, you want to hug your grandma, too.

Klara [00:29:38]:
Everything huggy. Even the street Huggies.

Raphael Harry [00:29:41]:
I don't know about streets. That'll be all you, not me. All right, I think that'll be where we'll wrap it up. Oh. What's your favorite food at this moment? Fufu and french fries. Who the hell eats that? Are you saying fufu? Separate French fries. Separate?

Klara [00:30:07]:
Yeah.

Raphael Harry [00:30:08]:
No, say to you. You have to say it yourself.

Klara [00:30:15]:
Fufu, separate. French fry, separate. Everything Separate Fufu with a crash, too. If you don't know what that is, look it up.

Raphael Harry [00:30:29]:
Wow. I wasn't expecting that, but okay. Favorite music artist. Give me three right now or favorite songs. Your three favorite songs right now.

Klara [00:30:54]:
That thing is like some K pop demon hunters. One is golden, second dun, dun, dun.

Raphael Harry [00:31:07]:
You sure? She's never watched. But she run into me with the opening. The theme song to sing.

Klara [00:31:15]:
This is what it sounds like. Take down all the songs that the girls made.

Raphael Harry [00:31:21]:
What? What is that? I don't think I heard the third one.

Klara [00:31:27]:
But how it's done, done, done. Golden take, done.

Raphael Harry [00:31:36]:
But let me explain because Dan, Dan, Dan is a show that's not for you, you know. Yeah, you're not ready.

Klara [00:31:44]:
I said that how it's done, done, done. Not an A. It's a O.

Raphael Harry [00:31:52]:
Hold on.

Raphael Harry [00:31:52]:
Let me explain it so that the audience doesn't think you allow. You watch everything, even Though you. You spent the first five to ten minutes saying, I don't allow you watch anything, but somehow you happen to know Dan Dan Dan song. But yeah, she ran into me. She snuck up on me watching the intro music to the first season.

Klara [00:32:17]:
Now you're the one who shot me at liar.

Raphael Harry [00:32:21]:
Okay, but you said I don't let you watch anything and doesn't count. Oh, boy.

Raphael Harry [00:32:27]:
By. Anyway.

Raphael Harry [00:32:28]:
Scrolling 101 and she loved that song. So that's how she fell in love with the song. And it's now on her playlist. And that's all I let us see from the show. She doesn't have any other thing, but.

Raphael Harry [00:32:42]:
It'S a great song.

Raphael Harry [00:32:44]:
Creepy nuts.

Klara [00:32:46]:
I have seen some of it, but.

Raphael Harry [00:32:52]:
Yeah, but you can't even tell me the whole story, so you don't know anything. All right, what would you like to leave the audience with? We're wrapping up now. I don't think you have any more juice left. Or do you have any final question for me before.

Klara [00:33:10]:
How did you find love with mama?

Raphael Harry [00:33:15]:
Can I explain it to you? Yes, you do. Okay, well, I was not this. Good practice for the young ones. That's a good question. Anyway, so I'm. I was on a device that you've been asking me if you could get it, and I said, no, don't. Don't do that. Don't.

Raphael Harry [00:33:38]:
Don't make sound there.

Raphael Harry [00:33:40]:
And.

Raphael Harry [00:33:43]:
On the screen, I received a message that your mama said she liked me, and I said I liked her. So we got. We got to messaging each other and talked to each other, and I said, oh, she's a cool person. All right, I'd like to meet with you. And we set up a date, and we met at a restaurant, and we got to a chat and saw that each person wasn't a weird person and would like to keep talking with each other. And we kept talking with each other, and one thing led to another, we moved in together, and one thing led to another, and you appeared out of nowhere. Stacey, you're still not getting that device until probably when you're 16.

Klara [00:34:37]:
By device, he means a phone.

Raphael Harry [00:34:40]:
Oh, so you already knew the story. So you're acting like you didn't know the story. But she always decodes me. These kids of nowadays. Well, I'll get you a landline anyway. You can get a landline. Not to cell phones for kids and no social media for kids under the age of 18. I don't know how.

Raphael Harry [00:35:02]:
How. Hold on. I'll win that battle, but I keep trying.

Klara [00:35:07]:
All right, you and mama are love birds. That's what I've been waiting to say. Love birds.

Raphael Harry [00:35:17]:
Well, yeah. Did you expect love cats? Love what?

Klara [00:35:25]:
Love?

Raphael Harry [00:35:25]:
Love turtles.

Klara [00:35:28]:
Love snapping.

Raphael Harry [00:35:28]:
Keep your mouth on the mic.

Klara [00:35:30]:
Love.

Raphael Harry [00:35:31]:
Closer to the mic.

Klara [00:35:32]:
Love snapping turtles.

Raphael Harry [00:35:34]:
Yeah, I don't know how that works. Do you have any more questions for me?

Klara [00:35:40]:
No, except for happy. Have a happy holidays and bye bye. Huggy.

Raphael Harry [00:35:48]:
I think that's how well she.

Klara [00:35:50]:
Huggy.

Raphael Harry [00:35:51]:
That's her final word. And probably she's beginning to get hungry.

Klara [00:35:54]:
Huggy. Hugging.

Raphael Harry [00:35:57]:
Okay, that's going to be a wrap. We'll see you the next time she comes on the podcast. She'll probably be like, yeah, she would have grown. Yeah. And the evil villain laugh began to come out. All right, thank you for gracing us with your presence. Honor to have you in the studio. Tell your friends to tell their parents to sign up as supporters to donate to the podcast and, you know.

Raphael Harry [00:36:32]:
Yeah.

Raphael Harry [00:36:32]:
Support us. Okay.

Klara [00:36:34]:
Okay.

Raphael Harry [00:36:35]:
Not okay. Go bully them the way you be trolling me. Go put that to use on your friends. See, I'm the only one.

Klara [00:36:46]:
Can you do this, please?

Raphael Harry [00:36:54]:
You know what? Get out of the studio.

Raphael Harry [00:36:56]:
Out.

Raphael Harry [00:36:57]:
Get out. Yeah, you get hugs at home only. All right. Keep the love coming in. Thank you for your support. Thank you for the privilege of your company. Have a great 2026, Frohes Neues Jahr.

Raphael Harry [00:37:12]:
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