The Gracious Two - LIVE Show 102 - Jenn Smith

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And we are live Mr. Gracey show 102 is it 102

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throwing up my racist okay sign remember that

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used to be racist that's right i thought you

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were doing the open butthole sign open rosebud

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brown balloon knot watch out So what was the

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racism part of that? Why did they say that? I

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don't know. The left started that. People were

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giving the OK sign. They're like, dog whistle,

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it's racist. Like, why? What are you talking

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about? They just make up the shit, dude. The

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only thing I can think of is maybe a Native American

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wearing a chief headband thing. These are the

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feathers sticking out. Who knows? Who knows?

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The left seems to always be assigned a new word

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or a new phrase that they all parrot for a day

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or two. And it's just ridiculous. Like Russia,

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Russia, Russia. And then fucking, you know, the

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laptop is fake. And just every day they seem

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to have like a new word or a new phrase that

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gets sent out from the central bureau of the

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communist fucking Democrats. Here you go. You

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talk about this today. Everybody says this particular

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word. Every time like right. It's so weird And

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and it's so funny cuz like no like if you did

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this I would not think a racist fucking thing

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at all And then when you said I'm like, I gotta

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think of how this can be racist, you know saying

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so I never even cared to figure out how it could

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be racist The heart is now like the heart symbol

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that's fucking somehow You're against gays or

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something. Oh, really? No, I don't know. I'm

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just making shit up like I'm on the left at some

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point coming up with. Yeah. Well, if Trump did

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the heart. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Forget about

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it. Fascist. Fascist. It's crazy, man. So institutional

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crisis, you know, all these words they come up

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with. Let's talk about this, Chad, because fucking

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Cash Patel's FBI puts out fucking that. Epstein

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didn't commit suicide, wasn't a list. He wasn't

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a CIA asset. There's. Yeah. I mean, it's a fucking

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bullshit. I'm pissed. It crazy, bro. So how is

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there no list, though? You know what I'm saying?

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Like, OK, I don't know. Maybe maybe he wasn't

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a CIA asset. Maybe he worked for fucking Mossad.

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But you know what I'm saying? Like he worked

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for somebody that had a lot of power and fucking

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influence. And then the list like. Okay, there's

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supposedly there's videos like that's how he's

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blackmailing all these people that came to the

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fucking island So if there's no list, there's

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at least gotta be videos somewhere and bond Trump

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was just doing a press conference I was listening

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to on the way back here. I don't know exactly

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what the press conferences work I got it kind

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of go in the middle, but they went on to this

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subject Pam Bondi got up and said all the videos

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that she has reviewed is are simply child porn

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that Epstein downloaded Wow So there's and she

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said that's not gonna see. I mean, if that's

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true, you wouldn't want to see that. But come

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on. Right. That's fucking bullshit. There are

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video cameras all over that island. Yeah. The

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whole blackmail people. He he blackmailed people.

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Yeah. Right. Or at least threatened to blackmail

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them. So Jelaine Maxwell is in jail for trafficking.

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Who? Miners. Who? Right. Right. Right. There's

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a list. It's fucking bullshit. I don't. I don't

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know who got to them or what was done or kind

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of deal was cut, but something happened and I'm

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not happy about it. Not happy about it. And I'll

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call out either side when they're doing bullshit.

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So I'm calling out my side now or the conservatives,

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Republicans, whatever the fuck you want to say.

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The deep state side, whatever the fuck it is.

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You know, anybody in cahoots with this bullshit.

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Uh, but I do want to put a couple things out

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there because people are just putting false like

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false narratives They're saying like it's fucking

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trump is on the way That's exactly what they're

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going to go with as as i've said over and over

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again If trump was on any kind of list concerning

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i've seen that shit would have been out in 2016

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2015 when you start running for president They

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wouldn't have kept that whole they wouldn't have

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left that one piece of very damning information

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if it were true Right to now Agreed I mean they

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did rushing collusion. Yeah for his whole four

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years. It's all bullshit Yeah, try to impeach

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him twice Now we're figuring out now. We're finding

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out more tried to assassinate him twice. Well,

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I'm going through the list now We figured out

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more and we're figuring out more and more that

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the election was rigged. I Mean, okay, and then

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they try to shoot him. Well, they shot him once

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try to shoot him again But now they saved the

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FC list till now Come on. Get the fuck out of

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here. It's bullshit. And let's just be right.

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And let's be clear. If he was, we would fucking

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call him out as a piece of shit because anybody

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on that list is a piece of shit. But let's just

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like go over some facts here. So when Trump kind

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of found out what this dude was all about, he

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banned both him and fucking just Lane from fucking

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Mar -a -Lago. So you don't do something publicly

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like that if somebody's got evidence on you,

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because he would put that shit out. Because that

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was fucking the piece of shit Jeffrey Epstein's

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mo And then also Jeffrey Epstein's lawyer has

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come forward saying that Trump came forward the

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only person that was on the subpoena list But

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came forward on his own spoke freely without

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his lawyer even present To out of without being

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subpoenaed. Yes, right without being severe volunteer

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and was very forthcoming and his the lawyers

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Mindsight was that Trump had absolutely nothing

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to do with it and he thought Trump thought Epstein

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was a piece of shit. So again, I don't know anything

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about the list, but I do know those facts as

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facts. Well, now they're definitively saying

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that that he didn't kill that he killed himself.

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Yeah. Come on. Come on. All right. Yeah. I mean,

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you've had an autopsy, dude, that's pretty like

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credited in the in the world, you know, in the

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autopsy saying. that there's no way you know

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he was able to do that he had like a broken bone

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there whatever other certain certain certain

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bones are broken in your neck when you're strangled

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to death right you can't do by hanging right

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right so that's dr biden or yeah i think bad

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bad and bad and yeah yeah or bode and one of

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them bad and bode and but not fighting but bad

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and about definitely not biden yeah oh i just

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saw a good a good thing on um was a TikTok or

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Instagram, a guy was showing the auto pen signatures.

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Right. And he was showing an actual signature

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from Biden and the distinctive B that he has.

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And then the distinctive B that was in a lot

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of the auto pen signatures. Right. And that distinctive

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B and the IDEN matches. Guess whose signature?

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Who? Jill Biden's signature. Get the fuck out

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of here. Well, we all kind of knew she was like

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wearing the pants in that family or fucking at

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least for the past like four years that he was

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in office what kind of normal wife would allow

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your aging and mentally incapacitated husband

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to even run for president in 2020 right when

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they hit him in a fucking basement Well, no normal

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wife, but definitely a wife that power -hungry

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narcissist fucking crazy bitch. Yes, and then

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she's up there fucking signing pardons and Running

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the goddamn plate like Joe you answered all the

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questions Yeah, exactly bill burr had the best

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the best thing for that one day One of his comedy

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sketches like what's the first lady do like okay?

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She just happened to marry the guy who's the

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president like okay? Yeah, they can go do their

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all their little special projects, but they're

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not there to run shit It's not like when you

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have a plumber come over and then you want the

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plumber's wife to come in and tell you what's

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going on, right? Like you want the plumber because

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they know what the fuck they're doing Exactly

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So just in the president scenario would work

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where you want the wife to fucking do those decisions.

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Oh my god, although I mean she was probably more

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brain function than him so You have these you

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have the Democrats always going to constitutional

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crisis. There's a constitutional crisis Isn't

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the greatest constitutional crisis in the history

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of our bugging nation the fact that our president

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was not in charge? Yeah Wouldn't that be the

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greatest constitutional crisis that you could

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ever think of? Well, only no, because he was

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actually voted in and voted in the primary. The

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biggest one was the one where they slapped it

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in their face and fucking that Kamala just take

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over one. Yeah, this guy was not running our

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country. Right. No, 100 percent. And they're

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coming out with more and more 2020 election interference

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from China, from what I'm from what I'm hearing.

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Oh, yes. China helped him get elected. It's fucking

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crazy, dude. I mean, if China wants him in office,

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that's got to tell you something. Well, China

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funded his didn't it didn't China fund his offices

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and get money to the pen where he went to where

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he had like was it a University of Penn where

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he had an office and he got paid like a million

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dollars to be. Yeah, that's right. On a non acting

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professor. Yeah, the Chinese donated millions

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of dollars to that school. Yep. weird like you're

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actually you're probably looking at actual the

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real manchurian candidate can you imagine bro

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was biden yeah paid for by the chinese not in

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charge of anything yeah wow the whole time they're

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telling you oh no he's sharp as a tack this is

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the best the best version of biden we've ever

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seen sharp as a tack dude covering it up jake

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tappers admonishing people on air saying you

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don't have any evidence that he's not mentally

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fit, blah, blah, blah, blah. And then writes

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a book about him, him being not mentally fit

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the whole time. Crazy. Selling it right now.

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And no one's calling him out on it. I mean, well,

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the bright is, but no one on the left's gone,

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hey, dumbass, like maybe should have done actual

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reporting back when he was president and talking

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about this for real, instead of covering up.

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Maybe. Ice. Well, yeah, maybe maybe they should

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have like reported some sort of truth while he

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was in office. I see CNN is starting to kind

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of change there. Are they getting back to being

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factual news reporters? Because I think they

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have to. Yeah, they can. They're spinning the

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bullshit, you know, their bullshit. They can't

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they can't keep doing it. It's been exposed.

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Oh, it's been exposed. They've been shown to

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be liars every friggin single time about everything.

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Right. I mean, they were the ones, of course,

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who ran. And it's the same reporter who ran the

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hunt by the laptop story with the 51 intelligence

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agents saying it was Russian disinformation.

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But the same reporter then ran all the stories

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saying that the Fordo strike was not successful.

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Fordo strike? Yeah, Iran. Oh, yeah. Iranian,

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you know, underground nuclear facility. Because

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the early reports were that and they came from

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low -level anonymous sources from the DIA That

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the strike was not successful, but it was completely

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successful. It's fucking bullshit Yeah, I mean

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we have video proof of the bomb going into fucking

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one of their nuclear bunkers and just completely

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leveling it and bearing it on their ground for

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fucking you know back to the stone age right

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but the point is like the same reporter then

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now saying oh no it wasn't successful they only

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set it back a few months or whatever and yeah

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that was complete bullshit of course i mean the

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whole thing has been blown to smithereens which

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is a cool word smithereens and and useful uh

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so you know CNN lies they have to they're they're

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dying they know they're dying yeah they gotta

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start like all all the media is dying and mainstream

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media. Chad, let's not forget, dude, that like

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and this is a crazy fact, man, that CNN was fucking

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broadcasting Trump's fucking campaign speech

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for the first time live when he got shot at.

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Oh, yes. The only time they ever broadcast one

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of his speeches live. That's crazy, bro. Hmm.

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And they're like, no, that's just coincidence.

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Yeah. Give me a fucking break, dude. That's it.

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me a break. They wanted to show him die live

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on TV. I don't want to bring up crazy conspiracies,

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but maybe I do hear this picture. I know it's

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been around on the Internet for a while, but

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I just want to share this thing. That's crazy.

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This is why they refer to Michelle as Big Mike.

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Yeah. And actually, there's a speech or two where

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Obama actually refers to her as Michael. Really?

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Yes. Like my wife, Michael? No, she says Michael

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and I. Oh, my God. I mean, you can't make that's

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that's a mistake you just cannot make when Big

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Mike rumors are going around and you've been

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calling your wife Michelle forever. But you probably

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haven't because you call her Michael behind closed

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doors. Like that's how you make that mistake.

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You don't do it by fucking at a nowhere man.

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And then you see this this slip up Obama did

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when he was over in like fucking Africa or maybe

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Kenya, like part of Africa, where he said, like,

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and let's not forget that I was the first president

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from Kenya, like to ever take over America. I'm

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paraphrasing, but. Almost those exact words.

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Oh, yes. That's crazy, bro. Sheriff Sheriff Joseph

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Arpaio proved that his birth certificate is completely

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fake. They had that they were showing. Yeah,

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the one the Hawaiian birth certificate is completely

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fake. They had they had actually had the source

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birth certificate. They found the source birth

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certificate they used for the fakery. And like

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every pen stroke and every little Nuance was

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was copied and pasted onto his and it like there's

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the angles of of the like of different You know

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different ink or different? Numbers and they're

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all exactly the same from the source birth certificate.

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So his birth certificate is fake Wow, but that

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didn't of course that didn't make the news I

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watched the whole news press conference on YouTube

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about it and not for nothing when when I saw

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his like births of there like when they had to

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like put it out back in the day when people were

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like calling for it It was like handwritten and

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stuff. Like, I don't know if that's how they

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did thing. They did them back there. Mine's handwritten.

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They didn't have typewriters back in fucking

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1950, whatever, whenever he was born. I don't

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think they... I mean, yeah, they had typewriters,

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but I think they handwrote most a lot of them.

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The doctor filled it out and the nurse filled

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it out. It just seems suspect to me. Like, I'm

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like, that doesn't look like... Well, easy to

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fake. Yes. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. And I guess...

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They put up this question here from Ryan Eshelman.

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Ryan Eshelman. Let me see. Let me see. Where

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are we at? Where are we? OK, here we go. Is it

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a long one? This guy. So I just came here to

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find out if you're announcing you're the new

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Pearl Jam drummer. Yo, I know you have qualifications.

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One, you played a multimillion record selling

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band prior prior to applying to Pearl Jam experience

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with a great guitar player and three come for

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comfortable. Oh, comfortable. Yeah. So, yeah,

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I mean, that's the big music news. Matt Cameron

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left Pearl Jam. I don't know if it was abrupt

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or what, but made that announcement. And I picked

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up on something that most people didn't pick

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up on. He thanked everybody in the band except

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for the bass player, Jeff Ahmet. Really? He thanked

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Ed Stone and Mike, but did not mention Jeff.

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Wow. I find that very interesting. And then he

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said that, you know, it was a great time. But

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paraphrasing, of course, it's a great time. Learned

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a great journey, some challenges, but overall

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great. So, I mean, it's kind of weird that he

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didn't mention Jeff on it. Absolutely fucking

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weird. I want to put this up, Chad, just because

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we were talking about it earlier before we get

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too far off the topic because we were talking

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about. the Epstein list just so people could

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see some facts here all the facts Donald Trump

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Jeffrey Epstein Trump kicked Epstein out of Mar

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-a -Lago Trump has never been on Epstein's Lolita

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Express Trump has never been to Epstein's Island

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Bill Clinton and Jeffrey Epstein Epstein says

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he co -founded the Clinton Foundation dude I

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did not know that Then this you've heard like

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a bunch of time. So if there is the list how

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the fuck do we know that Clinton's been on that

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fucking plane? 26 there was a list. There was

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a supposedly a flight log list But that was never

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released officially right right and then Clinton

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was photo photograph with human trafficker Rachel

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Chandler on the Lolita Express I don't even know

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who she is or he is but Wow pretty damning pretty

00:17:38.150 --> 00:17:41.420
damning man, but now there's Now it's, now it's

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a big nothing burger. I'm pissed. That's crazy.

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Do you think that the investigation's done? Like

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I, cause I didn't hear like what the kind of

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conclusion was. I just heard like from that,

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from that memo they put out, it basically sounds

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like they're not going to look at anything else.

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Wow. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. Lovely. Thank you. I mean,

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listen, I mean, listen, Trump is doing a lot

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of the shit that he said he was going to do,

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but this is something that everyone Wanted to

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fucking find out and wanted to know yeah, and

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so yeah, I guess Hey people people more powerful

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than you know Then him are probably fucking Putting

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out this evidence, but because like the thing

00:18:22.599 --> 00:18:23.960
that doesn't make sense to me is like I don't

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see cash Patel playing along with this So what

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right seems like to me is like evidence was doctored

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before He got his hands on it or whatever shit.

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Well, you know Because I don't see him being

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the type to play ball with fucking pieces of

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shit like that. And if so, fucking get him out,

00:18:40.960 --> 00:18:44.519
too. You know what I'm saying? But yes, something's

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got to be fucking dumb and they got to like look

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into this way further because no justice has

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been done. The fact that that stupid bitch is

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the only one sitting in jail when other people

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were fucking these kids and all that shit. It's

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just it's a horrible fucking scenario. And. We

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demand fucking justice is all I'm saying. And

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I hope the audience agrees. I hope every fucking

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real American agrees and every good human being

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agrees with that statement. Because if you don't,

00:19:12.369 --> 00:19:14.930
you're probably part of the problem. Oh, anyway,

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I stand corrected. I have to correct myself.

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He did. He did said much love and respect to

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Jeff. I'm sorry. Correction in real time here,

00:19:25.190 --> 00:19:27.490
folks. We do make mistakes at times. Beautiful

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live show. So yeah. But anyway, it's just it's

00:19:32.029 --> 00:19:34.789
it's a little strange that he left back to my

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back to Matt, Matt, Cameron, Matt Cameron. Thank

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you. He left. He just left Pearl Jam and Foo

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Fighters are about to announce their their new

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drummer. Oh, they're about to do shows. Mr. Conspiracy,

00:19:47.150 --> 00:19:52.410
there is Chad Gracie. Yeah, let's go, baby. But

00:19:52.410 --> 00:19:55.690
let's move on to a fun person here. Our next

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guest, Miss Jen Smith, a tick tocker. and a bunch

00:20:00.890 --> 00:20:03.650
of other influencer status. What's going on,

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Jen? Welcome to the Gracious 2. Hey, we'd be

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here. Thanks for having me. What's up, Jen? Not

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a lot. Nice. Y 'all look like y 'all are having

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fun. We always have fun. I love the ink on your

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leg. Is that, oh, and on your arm there. Oh,

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yeah, I've got it everywhere. I've got roses

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on there and I've got a music sleeve. Good stuff.

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Yeah, you picked some nice artwork there. Thanks.

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Thanks. Appreciate it. Jen, welcome to the show.

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How long you been on TikTok and getting into

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the social media world? I did that on accident.

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I've had the account a year now, but I started

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posting stuff in August and then deactivated

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from December to March and then came back. And

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let the audience know how many followers you

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have in that short amount of time. 84 point something

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rock on 84 and climbing. Yeah. Yeah. And what

00:21:06.220 --> 00:21:09.400
is your, what do you, so what do you kind of

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post on there? Do you post daily? Is it weekly?

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And what do you kind of post? And what's the

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content about? Well, I should post daily. I don't

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I'm like one of those people that like I, my

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ADHD takes over and I will post and then Like

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not post for like a week or two Honestly, most

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of its me rambling about dumb shit just random

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shit that pops in my head Yeah, yeah truly yeah,

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there's no there's very little filter to that

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and then I started posting music stuff and that

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was just on accident like I posted on purpose

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as a compromise to people asking me to do music

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in my lives and Then it now it's on there. I

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love it I do I did notice some of your posts

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here. You kind of do squirrels. You're like,

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hey You know from something else and then back

00:22:01.730 --> 00:22:06.809
to that's how I am 24 7 It's awesome. Yeah, and

00:22:06.809 --> 00:22:09.789
then she has this great new song out and That's

00:22:09.789 --> 00:22:11.269
why I wanted to have her on to talk about the

00:22:11.269 --> 00:22:13.890
song and maybe yeah play the song Can you can

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you send the song to John so he can play it?

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Yeah, I didn't think about this before Yeah,

00:22:20.170 --> 00:22:23.640
let's see I don't know if I swipe out of this.

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If you'll like be able to see me anymore. I think

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I think I think we should be able to. OK, let's

00:22:30.960 --> 00:22:34.599
see. So when did you start? If you kind of do

00:22:34.599 --> 00:22:35.980
two things at once while you're looking for it,

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when did you start writing music? Jen was just

00:22:39.000 --> 00:22:40.519
just kind of brought about because the people

00:22:40.519 --> 00:22:45.759
on TikTok were. Well, no, I wrote music. Pretty

00:22:45.759 --> 00:22:49.799
much. my whole life. Like, since I can remember,

00:22:49.900 --> 00:22:52.579
I was a kid, and I wrote music. And so I did

00:22:52.579 --> 00:22:55.500
a lot of music stuff along the way. And I did

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a lot, like in high school, I mean, I performed

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and all of that stuff, a long time ago, and then

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I just stopped. And then I guess that's what

00:23:07.799 --> 00:23:09.960
I do now. But like, it was more like a therapeutic

00:23:09.960 --> 00:23:18.700
thing, the writing. And so whenever Let me answer

00:23:18.700 --> 00:23:24.660
your file here. Whenever they started asking

00:23:24.660 --> 00:23:26.640
me about it and everything, I was like, well,

00:23:26.859 --> 00:23:30.880
I guess I can do that. But I didn't want to do

00:23:30.880 --> 00:23:34.539
it on live. I know that sounds crazy, but it

00:23:34.539 --> 00:23:41.970
wasn't my thing. Okay. I sent it to you. Yeah,

00:23:42.130 --> 00:23:44.490
I like it just hit me one day. I was like, you

00:23:44.490 --> 00:23:47.569
know people keep asking I guess I could post

00:23:47.569 --> 00:23:50.150
this You know like as a compromise because I

00:23:50.150 --> 00:23:51.789
kept saying well at some point I'll post something

00:23:51.789 --> 00:23:53.390
well at some point I'll post something and I'd

00:23:53.390 --> 00:23:55.289
have friends that were in music and they'd be

00:23:55.289 --> 00:23:57.509
like hey Well when we get to 50 ,000 followers

00:23:57.509 --> 00:24:01.289
like Jenna post a song and I'm like, okay Well,

00:24:01.369 --> 00:24:05.910
we'll see and so I did And it was more so one

00:24:05.910 --> 00:24:08.329
of those like if I didn't do it right that second.

00:24:08.369 --> 00:24:12.150
I wouldn't have done it Um, it was kind of one

00:24:12.150 --> 00:24:14.210
of those like bitch if you don't and so I just

00:24:14.210 --> 00:24:19.369
did it And it worked out well and then the newest

00:24:19.369 --> 00:24:23.890
song like when I wrote it I did have the intention

00:24:23.890 --> 00:24:26.490
of putting it out because I had already said

00:24:26.490 --> 00:24:29.349
that I will put another song out. So nice Do

00:24:29.349 --> 00:24:32.089
you have other songs that are produced like like

00:24:32.089 --> 00:24:35.799
like this newest one? Mm -mm. No, that's the

00:24:35.799 --> 00:24:41.319
first one that's fully there. Now I have a ton

00:24:41.319 --> 00:24:45.299
of songs on my thumb. But I don't think any of

00:24:45.299 --> 00:24:48.200
them are to the level that I would be like, I

00:24:48.200 --> 00:24:50.119
want to do something with that. I've got a couple,

00:24:52.299 --> 00:24:57.339
but now that I'm writing to the extent that I

00:24:57.339 --> 00:25:03.980
want to put it out, I... Like I'm writing it

00:25:03.980 --> 00:25:06.960
differently. You know what I mean since that's

00:25:06.960 --> 00:25:10.299
the goal Do you find it vulnerable kind of putting

00:25:10.299 --> 00:25:16.880
out like your? Like the first song I put out

00:25:16.880 --> 00:25:18.920
it freaked me out for a long time because like

00:25:18.920 --> 00:25:20.859
people would want to listen to it on lives and

00:25:20.859 --> 00:25:25.359
I'd be playing it and It was very much like all

00:25:25.359 --> 00:25:27.940
my inside thoughts are now out here and I don't

00:25:27.940 --> 00:25:34.009
know how I feel about that. Yeah so Yeah. It's

00:25:34.009 --> 00:25:36.829
almost like putting your therapy session like

00:25:36.829 --> 00:25:38.529
that. You do a therapist, like record it and

00:25:38.529 --> 00:25:42.529
put it out there. Oh, yeah. Oh, to the extreme.

00:25:43.750 --> 00:25:46.109
Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. Singers and songwriters

00:25:46.109 --> 00:25:48.210
and lyrics writers definitely are exposing more

00:25:48.210 --> 00:25:51.170
of their inner self. And then, yeah, for instance,

00:25:51.289 --> 00:25:52.730
me, the drummer, I'm just back there banging

00:25:52.730 --> 00:25:56.670
on shit. So yeah, but you're still putting your

00:25:56.670 --> 00:25:57.930
heart and soul into it. But I get what you're

00:25:57.930 --> 00:25:59.990
saying. Yeah. But it's a different way because

00:25:59.990 --> 00:26:02.920
you're like she said, you're exposing your inner

00:26:02.920 --> 00:26:05.779
dialogue. Right. And I never figured out how

00:26:05.779 --> 00:26:08.299
to do the whole like writing, just being like,

00:26:08.339 --> 00:26:10.440
Oh, this is a subject I'm going to write on it.

00:26:10.619 --> 00:26:14.380
So like anything I write is like something I've

00:26:14.380 --> 00:26:16.920
either gone through going through or feeling.

00:26:16.980 --> 00:26:21.519
And so it's very much I'm like, Oh, I don't know

00:26:21.519 --> 00:26:24.859
about Ella sometimes. I love it. Well, that's

00:26:24.859 --> 00:26:27.980
very, they're very brave of you. And we got the

00:26:27.980 --> 00:26:30.759
song here now. So let's see how she's doing folks

00:26:30.759 --> 00:26:33.859
and judge her accordingly. I'm just kidding.

00:26:34.480 --> 00:26:36.880
Here we go. This is Jen Smith. Do you have a,

00:26:36.880 --> 00:26:39.019
like a name that you go under for recording or

00:26:39.019 --> 00:26:46.480
Jen Smith? Jen Smith. Cool. Here we go. Twist

00:26:46.480 --> 00:26:50.400
my words to fit your tune I'm done being quiet

00:26:50.400 --> 00:26:53.480
and letting you win Stage lights up so let the

00:26:53.480 --> 00:26:57.380
show begin Flashing smiles full of sugar lies

00:26:57.380 --> 00:27:01.279
You say my name like it's your prize Behind the

00:27:01.279 --> 00:27:06.200
curtain you pick apart what's left of me You

00:27:06.200 --> 00:27:09.700
cheered the loudest when others see Fantastize

00:27:09.700 --> 00:27:12.700
and shame when it's just me To them you're a

00:27:12.700 --> 00:28:33.609
saint to me a facade You think you're fire but

00:28:33.609 --> 00:28:39.630
you're cold inside The mask is slipping of your

00:28:39.630 --> 00:28:42.710
disguise A polished mirror that obscures your

00:28:42.710 --> 00:30:26.700
lies Damn, let's go Rock the fuck on Jen Smith.

00:30:26.940 --> 00:30:30.539
Thank you Who produced who recorded where was

00:30:30.539 --> 00:30:34.880
it recorded? We recorded it here and Dallas and

00:30:34.880 --> 00:30:37.819
I had connections through family friends that

00:30:37.819 --> 00:30:42.299
helped me out Sick chat by the musicians and

00:30:42.299 --> 00:30:46.180
everything for you. Yeah. Yeah So then next time

00:30:46.180 --> 00:30:48.619
I'm trying to get my like four together, you

00:30:48.619 --> 00:30:51.900
know to go on to P .A. I think we need to get

00:30:51.900 --> 00:30:55.019
Mr. Chad Gracie on drums on one of your songs

00:30:55.019 --> 00:30:56.819
here and really promote this bad boy. We're talking

00:30:56.819 --> 00:30:59.579
about that, having her and a couple other people

00:30:59.579 --> 00:31:01.859
from Think Loud. Absolutely. And people that

00:31:01.859 --> 00:31:03.779
we interact with on TikTok to come up to Think

00:31:03.779 --> 00:31:06.779
Loud in the studio and work on some stuff. Knock

00:31:06.779 --> 00:31:09.900
it out. Yeah. I'm not just blowing smoke up your

00:31:09.900 --> 00:31:12.859
ass here because you're on the show, but I don't

00:31:12.859 --> 00:31:14.839
rock out to ladies music like that. And that

00:31:14.839 --> 00:31:17.380
was a really good song. Seriously. Thank you.

00:31:17.579 --> 00:31:20.410
I appreciate it. Kudos. And I like the mirror

00:31:20.410 --> 00:31:22.970
mirror on the wall thing, you know, catchy. Brings

00:31:22.970 --> 00:31:27.829
me back to was that Cinderella or Snow White.

00:31:28.549 --> 00:31:30.789
That's like my least favorite Disney movie. I

00:31:30.789 --> 00:31:34.910
hate that. How about like you're more of what

00:31:34.910 --> 00:31:38.430
is it? Maleficent fan. I can get behind that.

00:31:38.690 --> 00:31:42.230
Yeah, that was that was killer. Good stuff. What

00:31:42.230 --> 00:31:44.970
is what is the so what's the meaning behind that

00:31:44.970 --> 00:31:46.809
song? I mean, it was pretty kind of direct, but

00:31:46.809 --> 00:31:49.200
let's hear from the artist's mouth. was super

00:31:49.200 --> 00:31:51.480
drugged that's why it took so long to write because

00:31:51.480 --> 00:31:56.759
when I first wrote it I was pissed and it was

00:31:56.759 --> 00:32:00.940
honest to God like my friend Sean like I'd sent

00:32:00.940 --> 00:32:04.779
it to him and he would try to talk me down he

00:32:04.779 --> 00:32:07.019
was like you know some of this is very pointed

00:32:07.019 --> 00:32:10.819
and it might box people in I was like you know

00:32:10.819 --> 00:32:14.119
if you've got to be so logical about it what

00:32:14.119 --> 00:32:16.039
I'm hearing is you want me to take on my favorite

00:32:16.039 --> 00:32:19.490
parts Yeah, because and I it was very much like

00:32:19.490 --> 00:32:21.650
a novel like it it probably would have been a

00:32:21.650 --> 00:32:29.549
25 minute song and it was very Pointed specific

00:32:29.549 --> 00:32:33.769
things that have happened So I finally did I

00:32:33.769 --> 00:32:36.450
thought it but like for weeks I sat and I'm like

00:32:36.450 --> 00:32:38.470
I'm working on this song and I would just stare

00:32:38.470 --> 00:32:42.730
at it I didn't do anything like I just stared

00:32:42.730 --> 00:32:47.730
and then finally I was like okay I should probably

00:32:47.730 --> 00:32:51.130
be a grown -up for a second and so like I started

00:32:51.130 --> 00:32:53.869
pulling stuff and then I was like okay well I'll

00:32:53.869 --> 00:32:56.430
move this around and then it just all came together

00:32:56.430 --> 00:33:02.210
soon as I decided to do that instead. Well, it's,

00:33:02.210 --> 00:33:04.329
it's hard not to go directly at narcissists,

00:33:04.369 --> 00:33:06.990
but that's what they want. Yeah. Well, it was

00:33:06.990 --> 00:33:09.089
just like one of those things, like finally push

00:33:09.089 --> 00:33:13.170
you over the edge. And I was like, fuck it. I

00:33:13.170 --> 00:33:15.589
can hear the angst. They also don't want to be

00:33:15.589 --> 00:33:18.349
called out, though, publicly. So now I'm going

00:33:18.349 --> 00:33:21.049
to fuck out. Not at all. Not at all. But then

00:33:21.049 --> 00:33:25.000
it was more like. They told people that they

00:33:25.000 --> 00:33:26.960
call that I called them out and I was like, well

00:33:26.960 --> 00:33:29.819
one you just fucking told on yourself. Well,

00:33:30.039 --> 00:33:33.859
they will. Yes. I took it back and I was like,

00:33:34.019 --> 00:33:36.220
actually, you know, it's anyone can have these.

00:33:36.319 --> 00:33:38.579
I'm not going to give someone the power. Like,

00:33:39.160 --> 00:33:41.599
I'm not going to let you have that. Like, it's

00:33:41.599 --> 00:33:45.660
about anybody making a page out of what was it?

00:33:45.720 --> 00:33:50.400
Carly Simon's book, Chad, where Where she's like,

00:33:50.559 --> 00:33:52.779
I bet you think this song is about you and then

00:33:52.779 --> 00:33:54.720
everybody thinks it's like this guy, but nobody

00:33:54.720 --> 00:33:57.980
knows who the fuck the real guy is. Yeah. That's

00:33:57.980 --> 00:33:59.660
awesome. Didn't she admit who it was, though?

00:33:59.960 --> 00:34:03.299
Did she? I believe, but I could be wrong. I don't

00:34:03.299 --> 00:34:07.259
know. But I'm catching. So it's just Jen, I'm

00:34:07.259 --> 00:34:10.139
catching like Avril Lavigne vibes, like in the

00:34:10.139 --> 00:34:12.320
in like the way the song is structured, your

00:34:12.320 --> 00:34:14.539
voice and like the the the music behind it and

00:34:14.539 --> 00:34:16.840
stuff. But I like you kind of have like some

00:34:16.840 --> 00:34:19.800
Taylor Swift scorned in you where you like journal

00:34:19.800 --> 00:34:21.800
and you put your, you know, your heart and soul

00:34:21.800 --> 00:34:24.079
on the page and into the music. It was a cool

00:34:24.079 --> 00:34:27.719
song. Normally you hear a song for sure. Normally

00:34:27.719 --> 00:34:29.400
you hear a song on the first time, you know,

00:34:29.519 --> 00:34:31.639
maybe like take some time to grow on you that

00:34:31.639 --> 00:34:33.599
immediately. I was like rocking out over here

00:34:33.599 --> 00:34:36.019
and the audience seems to appreciate it, too.

00:34:36.239 --> 00:34:40.110
Rock. On Jen Smith, we're catching her when she's

00:34:40.110 --> 00:34:43.449
on the come up here, folks. So get ready for

00:34:43.449 --> 00:34:46.550
her song on arenas and shit soon. Where's the

00:34:46.550 --> 00:34:49.190
song available on Spotify, Apple? Like, where's

00:34:49.190 --> 00:34:54.110
all of it? Yeah, Spotify, Apple, Amazon, YouTube.

00:34:54.369 --> 00:34:56.250
There's like, you know, the distributors, they

00:34:56.250 --> 00:34:58.010
put like a list of like one hundred and half

00:34:58.010 --> 00:35:00.150
plays I haven't heard of. But like I have radio,

00:35:00.230 --> 00:35:02.690
Pandora, all that. So you did a distribution

00:35:02.690 --> 00:35:05.929
deal for it? Well, no, I just use like tune core.

00:35:06.250 --> 00:35:09.829
Oh, cool. Nice. That's how I did the first one,

00:35:09.969 --> 00:35:12.489
because I was in a scramble to go, how do I put

00:35:12.489 --> 00:35:13.809
it out? Because that's what they want. Because

00:35:13.809 --> 00:35:15.809
I posted that first one, and nine days later,

00:35:15.829 --> 00:35:18.349
it was everywhere. There was not a whole lot

00:35:18.349 --> 00:35:22.989
of in between. To the point, the cover work,

00:35:23.489 --> 00:35:28.030
those are selfies I took. Nice. It's authentic.

00:35:28.110 --> 00:35:32.420
It's great. Put on a timer. It works. It's authentic.

00:35:32.599 --> 00:35:36.659
It's great. Yeah. Did you sign up for SoundExchange?

00:35:37.679 --> 00:35:41.619
I did. I did. I got all of it there, yeah. Thank

00:35:41.619 --> 00:35:44.860
goodness. So Jen, for those who don't know what

00:35:44.860 --> 00:35:48.760
TuneCore is, how much do they take of your streaming

00:35:48.760 --> 00:35:51.780
profits and how much do they give the artist?

00:35:52.559 --> 00:35:55.869
Well, um... What I don't know about like all

00:35:55.869 --> 00:35:58.369
their plans. I did like an unlimited one I think

00:35:58.369 --> 00:36:00.010
I paid like a hundred bucks or something for

00:36:00.010 --> 00:36:02.269
it for a year But the only thing is is you have

00:36:02.269 --> 00:36:04.849
to keep using it because if I like stop using

00:36:04.849 --> 00:36:07.829
it it pulls whatever they've distributed So that

00:36:07.829 --> 00:36:10.170
was the only downside to it But they don't take

00:36:10.170 --> 00:36:12.630
any of it like there's no percentage on their

00:36:12.630 --> 00:36:14.909
end because I paid for it and then like I paid

00:36:14.909 --> 00:36:18.190
for Like publishing rights and all that stuff.

00:36:18.190 --> 00:36:20.809
So like yes because I paid for it on the front

00:36:20.809 --> 00:36:23.800
end. There's not anything coming out Bomb that's

00:36:23.800 --> 00:36:25.320
awesome. Chad. Did you ever hear of a record

00:36:25.320 --> 00:36:28.159
deal like that, man? Well, that's that's that's

00:36:28.159 --> 00:36:31.000
the new This is the new day that artists work

00:36:31.000 --> 00:36:32.960
in like they have something like tune core to

00:36:32.960 --> 00:36:35.139
yeah hundred bucks a month But like she said,

00:36:35.260 --> 00:36:36.860
it's a catch -22. You gotta keep paying that

00:36:36.860 --> 00:36:39.400
hundred bucks a month or they'll Yank all your

00:36:39.400 --> 00:36:43.440
shit down. Yeah But it's cool that it puts the

00:36:43.440 --> 00:36:46.719
you know, the the money back in the artists like

00:36:46.719 --> 00:36:50.599
yeah bank account so to speak Did you do anything

00:36:50.599 --> 00:36:52.599
on the publishing side or like ASCAP or BMI?

00:36:53.739 --> 00:36:59.380
Um, I have ASCAP and then um There's it's like

00:36:59.380 --> 00:37:01.760
there's something on tune core with it I don't

00:37:01.760 --> 00:37:03.820
know. Fuck it is like I don't know any of that

00:37:03.820 --> 00:37:06.219
shit Like I truly went into all this blind. I

00:37:06.219 --> 00:37:08.420
didn't know what I was doing It was like, oh

00:37:08.420 --> 00:37:10.559
i've got to try to put this somewhere and then

00:37:10.559 --> 00:37:12.059
i'm looking on spotify and they're like well

00:37:12.059 --> 00:37:14.860
it has to be a distributor and so it was like

00:37:15.179 --> 00:37:18.599
I had no clue what I was saying. That's how they

00:37:18.599 --> 00:37:20.719
do the gatekeeping in the industry. That's how

00:37:20.719 --> 00:37:23.400
it always was with radio back in the day. Had

00:37:23.400 --> 00:37:28.360
to come from a label or a distributor or someone

00:37:28.360 --> 00:37:30.880
that the radio station dealt with when you got

00:37:30.880 --> 00:37:33.280
on the radio. There was very few instances where

00:37:33.280 --> 00:37:36.780
you could give a radio station a demo and they

00:37:36.780 --> 00:37:40.219
would play it. Oh yeah, for sure. But it has

00:37:40.219 --> 00:37:43.219
happened. So I'm just asking these questions

00:37:43.219 --> 00:37:45.420
just so your bases are covered. You can make

00:37:45.420 --> 00:37:49.139
money from it. Oh, yeah. No, you tell me anything.

00:37:49.400 --> 00:37:52.760
That's what Bill was like. Did you do the whatever

00:37:52.760 --> 00:37:54.840
it was that you said a sound exchange? And I

00:37:54.840 --> 00:37:58.679
was like, you did my notes. I like copy paste

00:37:58.679 --> 00:38:00.199
it. I was like, I'll do it right this second.

00:38:00.300 --> 00:38:03.000
Because, you know, I squirrel all day every day.

00:38:04.599 --> 00:38:07.320
Did you do a music video for this, Jen? Or is

00:38:07.320 --> 00:38:10.159
that something maybe you're working on? I haven't

00:38:10.159 --> 00:38:14.059
yet. I've had a lot of people ask about it, and

00:38:14.059 --> 00:38:16.059
I think that would be fun. Like the first one

00:38:16.059 --> 00:38:18.800
is a very slow song, and honest to God, it's

00:38:18.800 --> 00:38:21.239
long as fuck. Like, I like it. That's what she

00:38:21.239 --> 00:38:28.260
said. If they're lucky. But like, yeah, it's...

00:38:28.409 --> 00:38:32.190
Long and it's I'm proud of it and it's good It's

00:38:32.190 --> 00:38:34.170
a lot of inside thoughts and for some reason

00:38:34.170 --> 00:38:36.190
it bothers me more to have inside thoughts at

00:38:36.190 --> 00:38:41.769
a slow pace Yeah, then like this Because the

00:38:41.769 --> 00:38:43.630
audience or your your fans audience, they're

00:38:43.630 --> 00:38:46.289
kind of like listening to like everywhere. Yeah

00:38:46.289 --> 00:38:50.710
Yeah, but like this one would be really fun to

00:38:50.710 --> 00:38:53.190
do it So I I don't know. I haven't figured it

00:38:53.190 --> 00:38:55.869
out, but I would be like more than interested

00:38:55.869 --> 00:39:00.659
in doing it My suggestion is do the video and

00:39:00.659 --> 00:39:03.960
lingerie or a bathing suit. Bam. Instant hit.

00:39:03.960 --> 00:39:06.960
You know what I'm saying? Little guitar. Be like,

00:39:07.119 --> 00:39:09.400
even if you've got it on mute, it might be okay.

00:39:09.840 --> 00:39:12.780
Exactly. Exactly. And then come up with an only

00:39:12.780 --> 00:39:16.619
fans and the rest is history. Don't mind. So

00:39:16.619 --> 00:39:19.659
I'm also a comedian in my spare time. Well, not

00:39:19.659 --> 00:39:21.860
in this podcast. And sometimes the jokes just

00:39:21.860 --> 00:39:24.360
fly out on here. So you would be hard for us

00:39:24.360 --> 00:39:27.840
to ever bother me. Good. Good. We don't want

00:39:27.840 --> 00:39:29.679
to offend you. You're cool. You're a cool lady.

00:39:30.500 --> 00:39:34.099
Not possible. I don't think Rockaway. Jen Troy

00:39:34.099 --> 00:39:38.300
says hello. Hello, Troy. And he says you got

00:39:38.300 --> 00:39:41.000
to record that music video and think loud. That's

00:39:41.000 --> 00:39:43.619
a great idea, Troy. That would be awesome. Yeah.

00:39:44.110 --> 00:39:47.030
For those who get William on that. Yeah. For

00:39:47.030 --> 00:39:48.949
those who don't know, think loud studios coming

00:39:48.949 --> 00:39:52.530
back and coming back in a loud, proud way. Yeah.

00:39:52.570 --> 00:39:54.550
One of the things we do is we have an agency

00:39:54.550 --> 00:39:58.429
on TikTok. So sweet. That's how you met Jen.

00:39:59.070 --> 00:40:02.969
Yeah. Are you, are you officially with the agency?

00:40:04.090 --> 00:40:06.250
Yeah. Yeah. I'm an agent. Okay. That's right.

00:40:07.250 --> 00:40:09.369
I lose track, because every day Bill's like,

00:40:09.449 --> 00:40:11.110
this person is an agent. This person is an agent.

00:40:11.349 --> 00:40:15.070
These people are helping out. OK. One moving

00:40:15.070 --> 00:40:17.909
part. Yeah. That's Sean came to me right when

00:40:17.909 --> 00:40:20.530
everybody started. OK. And I was like, yeah,

00:40:20.530 --> 00:40:25.030
I'm in. Cool. I love it. So where do you get

00:40:25.030 --> 00:40:27.409
most fun out of, Jen? Putting out the music or

00:40:27.409 --> 00:40:32.250
putting out TikToks? Probably the music side

00:40:32.250 --> 00:40:36.019
of it. Yeah, I mean honestly the tik -toks were

00:40:36.019 --> 00:40:39.840
I only record I started the count because I didn't

00:40:39.840 --> 00:40:42.599
record a video at a Parker McCollum concert and

00:40:42.599 --> 00:40:44.940
my oldest daughter set me up an account to try

00:40:44.940 --> 00:40:48.000
to find it all this daughter like you have multiple

00:40:48.000 --> 00:40:50.480
because you look like you're about five kids

00:40:50.480 --> 00:40:54.159
Wow, you had them at 11 I'm guessing I've got

00:40:54.159 --> 00:40:58.440
a 21 year old 19 and then nine eight and six

00:40:58.440 --> 00:41:05.630
like 21 months I'm not joking. I thought you

00:41:05.630 --> 00:41:09.349
were like 20 21 yourself. Well, thank you for

00:41:09.349 --> 00:41:13.690
that. Good for you. Let me go to this then. What's

00:41:13.690 --> 00:41:16.309
the key to aging as well as you as well as you

00:41:16.309 --> 00:41:19.309
have? Is it washing your skin in avian water?

00:41:19.489 --> 00:41:22.590
What are the secrets? I wish I could tell you

00:41:22.590 --> 00:41:26.989
because I don't do a good skincare routine and

00:41:27.550 --> 00:41:30.429
I pretty much eat like an unsupervised six -year

00:41:30.429 --> 00:41:33.269
-old. Like I'll forget to eat and then like I've

00:41:33.269 --> 00:41:35.389
had iced coffee and I might have like a barrel

00:41:35.389 --> 00:41:38.530
of cheese puffs. Like I, I don't have the good,

00:41:38.869 --> 00:41:41.150
I'm not the one to go to Feltips. We're going

00:41:41.150 --> 00:41:44.409
to chalk this up to genetics then. Probably so.

00:41:44.590 --> 00:41:47.469
Probably should. Because if it's not gummy bears

00:41:47.469 --> 00:41:49.670
or cheese puffs, I probably didn't have it that

00:41:49.670 --> 00:41:53.110
day. Wow. Or Chad, maybe she's like living the

00:41:53.110 --> 00:41:54.889
carefree life, like she's getting all her stress

00:41:54.889 --> 00:41:57.809
out in songs and tick tocks and stuff like that.

00:41:57.809 --> 00:42:00.809
And she's not like wearing the anxiety and stress

00:42:00.809 --> 00:42:02.869
on herself. She's getting it out. I can help

00:42:02.869 --> 00:42:05.309
another. Yeah. I guess I'm going to start playing

00:42:05.309 --> 00:42:11.630
some music. Music. Good for the soul. That is

00:42:11.630 --> 00:42:15.389
true. Absolutely. Yes. Yes. Too bad I only play

00:42:15.389 --> 00:42:24.340
the skin flute. I'm sorry. But yeah, no, I wish

00:42:24.340 --> 00:42:26.659
I could, like, get my thoughts out, like on a

00:42:26.659 --> 00:42:29.420
page like that. I'm, you know, I'm always impressed

00:42:29.420 --> 00:42:31.739
by people who have music ability because I've

00:42:31.739 --> 00:42:34.280
wanted it for so long. But just because after

00:42:34.280 --> 00:42:36.320
your comedy, though, don't you? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:42:36.440 --> 00:42:38.880
For sure. You're right. You write comedy and

00:42:38.880 --> 00:42:41.599
write jokes and stuff. Yeah. Oh, that that's

00:42:41.599 --> 00:42:43.969
just as fun, too. You know. And I could kind

00:42:43.969 --> 00:42:46.949
of go off the wall, say crazy shit that I probably

00:42:46.949 --> 00:42:48.570
wouldn't put in a song because people would lock

00:42:48.570 --> 00:42:51.849
me up for some of the shit I say on stage. But

00:42:51.849 --> 00:42:56.250
yeah, Jen, my creative outlet for sure. My tactic

00:42:56.250 --> 00:42:59.610
is like in the first minute or so to just say

00:42:59.610 --> 00:43:01.750
like the craziest shit and kind of divide the

00:43:01.750 --> 00:43:04.789
audience and see who laughs, who doesn't and

00:43:04.789 --> 00:43:06.889
then pick on the ones who don't. Solid plan.

00:43:06.969 --> 00:43:09.690
Yeah, for sure. Been working. It's been working.

00:43:10.150 --> 00:43:13.139
You get hecklers. Yeah, but I learned to nip

00:43:13.139 --> 00:43:15.519
them in the bud like pretty quickly because like

00:43:15.519 --> 00:43:17.420
I got the microphone and they don't and I'll

00:43:17.420 --> 00:43:20.400
like really go at them Yeah, so just got the

00:43:20.400 --> 00:43:22.820
first one hard and then the rest kind of fall

00:43:22.820 --> 00:43:26.429
into line, you know, yes because it's like I

00:43:26.429 --> 00:43:28.349
get it. Like you want to be part of the show

00:43:28.349 --> 00:43:30.230
and stuff, but it's like, I kind of got a thing

00:43:30.230 --> 00:43:31.869
I'm doing here. I'm trying to get like a vibe

00:43:31.869 --> 00:43:34.150
going here and like the energies with the audience

00:43:34.150 --> 00:43:36.230
stuff. And it just throws, you know, throws me

00:43:36.230 --> 00:43:37.809
off. So it's like, I'll just go at them hard

00:43:37.809 --> 00:43:40.170
pretty quick. So just most comedians don't like

00:43:40.170 --> 00:43:42.590
heckler. Some of them love it because they can

00:43:42.590 --> 00:43:45.530
make a spectacle out of them. Yeah. I like crowd

00:43:45.530 --> 00:43:47.550
work though. Like I like, you know, if it's like

00:43:47.550 --> 00:43:50.449
on my terms, like I'm in middle of like a transition

00:43:50.449 --> 00:43:51.789
joke or something like that. I like to do a little

00:43:51.789 --> 00:43:53.210
bit of crowd work, but if it's just somebody

00:43:53.210 --> 00:43:55.630
being a douche, I'm like, no, this is not your

00:43:55.630 --> 00:43:59.050
time, sir or ma 'am. So Jen, have you done shows

00:43:59.050 --> 00:44:03.690
like? With a band like a not in a long time.

00:44:04.250 --> 00:44:08.389
I mean, I have like in high school and then I

00:44:08.389 --> 00:44:10.989
really and truly the only reason I did some in

00:44:10.989 --> 00:44:15.010
my early 20s was like my brother had gotten really

00:44:15.010 --> 00:44:18.840
sick. and just some freak whatever thing and

00:44:18.840 --> 00:44:20.880
like he was paralyzed like actually like off

00:44:20.880 --> 00:44:25.320
and on twice um just out of the blue and so like

00:44:25.320 --> 00:44:28.059
he always did like he's that person that can

00:44:28.059 --> 00:44:30.980
any instrument he can play it wow i mean like

00:44:30.980 --> 00:44:34.199
sax anything i mean anything he can play it and

00:44:34.199 --> 00:44:37.159
so there was stuff like the country music showdown

00:44:37.159 --> 00:44:39.480
and this that and the other and like i worked

00:44:39.480 --> 00:44:42.840
in radio at the time and so like i would but

00:44:42.840 --> 00:44:45.159
I would know about them and we'd enter them like

00:44:45.159 --> 00:44:48.280
just to get him to like not be depressed and

00:44:48.280 --> 00:44:51.239
get the fuck out of the house. So like that's

00:44:51.239 --> 00:44:52.480
really the only reason I did there. And like

00:44:52.480 --> 00:44:55.760
we do like some small things like pageants and

00:44:55.760 --> 00:44:59.099
whatever just to like keep him busy. But I haven't

00:44:59.099 --> 00:45:03.139
done it in so long. Are you itching to do that

00:45:03.139 --> 00:45:06.000
or is it did you like doing it? Part of me is

00:45:06.000 --> 00:45:10.639
and part of me is like that. But like part of

00:45:10.639 --> 00:45:14.880
me loves it. Like because used to like I would

00:45:14.880 --> 00:45:17.300
be slightly nervous but like soon as I stepped

00:45:17.300 --> 00:45:19.840
on I was fine. I was good It was like a different

00:45:19.840 --> 00:45:23.940
thing. Yeah So like I think the nerves part is

00:45:23.940 --> 00:45:26.420
like I don't know if that would click back again,

00:45:26.960 --> 00:45:28.760
you know Like part of me is like, oh, it's like

00:45:28.760 --> 00:45:30.739
riding a bike for sure it would and then part

00:45:30.739 --> 00:45:33.940
of me is like what the fuck if it didn't Then

00:45:33.940 --> 00:45:36.969
you're like, well here we are You got to compose

00:45:36.969 --> 00:45:40.730
yourself. Yeah. I think the nerves keep you sharp,

00:45:40.730 --> 00:45:41.610
though, you know what I'm saying? Because if

00:45:41.610 --> 00:45:43.650
you just could go out there willy nilly and like

00:45:43.650 --> 00:45:45.809
easy and breezy, you know, it's like something.

00:45:46.170 --> 00:45:49.030
But if it like falls off once like the music

00:45:49.030 --> 00:45:51.250
starts or the show starts like that, that that's

00:45:51.250 --> 00:45:54.869
key. But yeah, normal to have those nerves before

00:45:54.869 --> 00:45:56.429
you like get on and stuff because you want to

00:45:56.429 --> 00:45:59.010
do a good job. Oh, for sure. Well, and my thing

00:45:59.010 --> 00:46:02.949
is like, I can tell you right now. i've had people

00:46:02.949 --> 00:46:06.989
ask about stuff like around the dfw area and

00:46:06.989 --> 00:46:09.690
i'm like i'm not interested in any way shape

00:46:09.690 --> 00:46:13.809
or form of doing like an acoustic by myself set

00:46:13.809 --> 00:46:18.429
none of that appeals to me mostly because i play

00:46:18.429 --> 00:46:21.889
enough to be able to write sure like i'm comfortable

00:46:21.889 --> 00:46:27.219
in that i'm not comfortable in like If something

00:46:27.219 --> 00:46:30.539
goes awry and since I'm not so used to doing

00:46:30.539 --> 00:46:33.059
it all the time I think that would send me in

00:46:33.059 --> 00:46:35.380
a spiral like I think I know that about myself

00:46:35.380 --> 00:46:38.360
Enough to know like oh if I like fuck something

00:46:38.360 --> 00:46:41.820
up on this guitar It's not I'm not gonna mentally

00:46:41.820 --> 00:46:43.840
be able to like check it out to where like if

00:46:43.840 --> 00:46:47.679
a note went awry That would be fine. Sure, but

00:46:47.679 --> 00:46:51.320
playing I don't think I would and like it's different

00:46:51.320 --> 00:46:56.489
when you have a band with you because then you're

00:46:56.489 --> 00:46:58.949
not alone. Like, whenever I'm not alone, I'm

00:46:58.949 --> 00:47:01.449
golden. But that's just, like, you know, I was

00:47:01.449 --> 00:47:03.610
in Nashville a couple weeks ago, and, like, Broadway's

00:47:03.610 --> 00:47:07.070
not, like, a Lone Ranger with anxiety activity.

00:47:07.429 --> 00:47:10.889
Like, that's just not something you do. I mean,

00:47:10.989 --> 00:47:13.829
some people might. I don't. My person does not.

00:47:14.369 --> 00:47:16.670
But, like, I could have been in the exact same

00:47:16.670 --> 00:47:19.170
scenario with one or two people and thrived.

00:47:19.469 --> 00:47:23.110
Like, so... I think it's the same thing on stage.

00:47:23.389 --> 00:47:25.210
Yeah, you like to have a little tribe behind

00:47:25.210 --> 00:47:29.230
you. Yeah. Yeah. So I am. I don't like playing.

00:47:29.449 --> 00:47:31.909
I don't. This is the reason I've never done drum

00:47:31.909 --> 00:47:34.469
solos. I don't like drum solos. And I like part

00:47:34.469 --> 00:47:38.949
of the unit, part of a cohesive unit and being

00:47:38.949 --> 00:47:41.409
on stage with, you know, other people. So, Chad,

00:47:41.429 --> 00:47:43.969
that's a good point. So when you and like Ed

00:47:43.969 --> 00:47:46.670
would do like acoustic bongo shows, was that

00:47:46.670 --> 00:47:49.469
more nerve wracking to you than like being on

00:47:49.469 --> 00:47:51.630
stage with all, you know, all four of you guys?

00:47:51.800 --> 00:47:53.420
No, it's kind of the same for me because there

00:47:53.420 --> 00:47:56.800
was someone else there. Sure. Especially having

00:47:56.800 --> 00:47:58.780
the singer, everyone's looking at them anyway.

00:47:59.400 --> 00:48:02.659
So yeah. So you thought, dude, so from what I've

00:48:02.659 --> 00:48:05.739
been told from live fans, you were the hot one

00:48:05.739 --> 00:48:08.440
of the group. Ed was the front man, you were

00:48:08.440 --> 00:48:11.699
the hot one, Chad Taylor was the rocker, and

00:48:11.699 --> 00:48:14.820
Patrick was quiet from what I'm hearing. That

00:48:14.820 --> 00:48:17.639
was the overall consensus on each of us got it.

00:48:17.719 --> 00:48:20.539
Yep. I used to go to your shows and fucking do

00:48:20.539 --> 00:48:23.119
a consensus to everybody there. Like, who's the

00:48:23.119 --> 00:48:29.019
hot one? Fill this out, please. Yeah. Yeah. And

00:48:29.019 --> 00:48:31.380
I would put the return postage on the envelope,

00:48:31.519 --> 00:48:33.719
too, so I could get those in the mail. But now,

00:48:33.760 --> 00:48:37.900
yeah. That was very Nielsen of you. Thank you.

00:48:38.280 --> 00:48:41.159
Troy was saying you're comfortable in doing...

00:48:41.159 --> 00:48:43.199
Did you play acoustic guitar on your live sometime

00:48:43.199 --> 00:48:45.019
and sing? Because he said you're comfortable

00:48:45.019 --> 00:48:48.300
doing it in front of 85 ,000 followers. But not

00:48:48.300 --> 00:48:50.340
in front of a few thousand. Well, because it's

00:48:50.340 --> 00:48:53.360
recorded. I don't do it on live. Oh, okay. I

00:48:53.360 --> 00:48:55.719
still stand by that. And because people will

00:48:55.719 --> 00:48:57.579
say stuff, I'm like, look, the only time I end

00:48:57.579 --> 00:49:00.659
up singing on live, now people will catch me

00:49:00.659 --> 00:49:04.619
like... especially if I've, you know, had a little

00:49:04.619 --> 00:49:06.659
liquid encouragement while I'm sitting there

00:49:06.659 --> 00:49:09.699
online. Like I've got the Alexa on and I'll end

00:49:09.699 --> 00:49:12.260
up singing along to stuff like while I'm reading

00:49:12.260 --> 00:49:14.739
comments and talking back and then I'm like singing,

00:49:14.739 --> 00:49:18.219
not thinking about it. But short, like spitting

00:49:18.219 --> 00:49:22.260
and singing, I just don't do it. Well, Jen, now

00:49:22.260 --> 00:49:24.400
you've just piqued my interest. We're going to

00:49:24.400 --> 00:49:26.619
do a TikTok live together and we'll both be sipping

00:49:26.619 --> 00:49:28.639
on something from both ends. We'll have some

00:49:28.639 --> 00:49:32.460
fun on there. Sounds good. You can't actively

00:49:32.460 --> 00:49:34.519
drink on the live though, it'll kick you off.

00:49:34.860 --> 00:49:36.940
Really? Just put it in a cup, it's okay. Yeah,

00:49:37.039 --> 00:49:38.800
you gotta put it in a cup. Then when people ask,

00:49:39.019 --> 00:49:42.099
like you can be like, oh it's spicy water, I

00:49:42.099 --> 00:49:46.000
say it's sassy grapes, you know, stuff like that.

00:49:46.480 --> 00:49:49.059
So that brings me to a point here, so that's

00:49:49.059 --> 00:49:53.880
kind of like... communistic rules there where

00:49:53.880 --> 00:49:56.599
you can't drink doing a live TikTok. How dare

00:49:56.599 --> 00:49:59.639
you tell me what to do while I'm TikToking? The

00:49:59.639 --> 00:50:02.840
rules are weird. They're weird. But what's really

00:50:02.840 --> 00:50:05.639
weird is like you can log on sometimes and you'll

00:50:05.639 --> 00:50:09.400
see people like shotgunning beers and nothing.

00:50:09.880 --> 00:50:13.659
But then there's times and like live rules are

00:50:13.659 --> 00:50:16.559
different than like post rules. Right. Honestly,

00:50:16.639 --> 00:50:18.440
I don't know how I don't get in trouble more.

00:50:18.599 --> 00:50:21.800
I've only had one warning ever. And I tell people

00:50:21.800 --> 00:50:27.460
to fuck all the way off. So I don't know how

00:50:27.460 --> 00:50:29.519
I haven't gotten in trouble. But I've only had

00:50:29.519 --> 00:50:31.920
one warning in the history of ever. So and I

00:50:31.920 --> 00:50:35.300
go live like daily at least once. So that means

00:50:35.300 --> 00:50:37.539
the algorithm is not picking up what you're doing

00:50:37.539 --> 00:50:39.500
and the people part of your TikToks are like

00:50:39.500 --> 00:50:41.119
into what you're doing. So they're not reporting

00:50:41.119 --> 00:50:44.059
you, I guess. Yeah, yeah. I think that's the

00:50:44.059 --> 00:50:45.760
only time I've gotten trouble is like some little

00:50:45.760 --> 00:50:49.260
crybaby reported it. So Bill saying that you

00:50:49.260 --> 00:50:52.860
can like you can do a video and maybe have your

00:50:52.860 --> 00:50:55.280
kids in the background or on your video and post

00:50:55.280 --> 00:50:57.340
that. But if they're on your live, you'll get

00:50:57.340 --> 00:51:01.199
kicked off. Yeah, really? Yeah. because the technical

00:51:01.199 --> 00:51:06.820
rules are that if they're under 18 you have to

00:51:06.820 --> 00:51:10.599
be in the camera as well right but they've started

00:51:10.599 --> 00:51:14.300
to where like if they even come through even

00:51:14.300 --> 00:51:16.719
though you're in the camera they'll like turn

00:51:16.719 --> 00:51:20.699
the live off wow very strange yeah i don't think

00:51:20.699 --> 00:51:24.960
i like i mean i like twitter's thing like Fuckin

00:51:24.960 --> 00:51:27.539
if you're an asshole like be an asshole out there

00:51:27.539 --> 00:51:29.099
like put everything out there Let the people

00:51:29.099 --> 00:51:31.039
decide what they want to watch and shit type

00:51:31.039 --> 00:51:32.599
of deal Like what do you need to have all these

00:51:32.599 --> 00:51:35.500
rules? Like it just doesn't make sense to me,

00:51:35.579 --> 00:51:40.199
but that's just me. I'm dumb You know how I am

00:51:40.199 --> 00:51:42.860
I'm on tick -tock and I don't like that They

00:51:42.860 --> 00:51:45.699
have to self -censor but it's you know, tick

00:51:45.699 --> 00:51:47.840
-tock is interesting interesting platform that

00:51:47.840 --> 00:51:50.960
seems like you can make Like a lot more money

00:51:50.960 --> 00:51:53.960
on tick -tock as a creator then most other platforms.

00:51:53.960 --> 00:51:57.440
Yeah, like all the apps, they're the highest

00:51:57.440 --> 00:51:59.900
paying. And the thing is, it's really weird,

00:52:00.320 --> 00:52:04.559
though, is like, so I literally like two days

00:52:04.559 --> 00:52:06.380
ago, someone pissed me off. And I was like, you

00:52:06.380 --> 00:52:08.079
need to shut your cocksucker and get the fuck

00:52:08.079 --> 00:52:11.420
out of my life. And then like, I hit mute, block

00:52:11.420 --> 00:52:17.860
and bye. But I said like, oh, yes, you know,

00:52:17.900 --> 00:52:21.030
my sister, I don't have a sister, but like, Example,

00:52:21.269 --> 00:52:24.110
my sister is pregnant and she can have a kid

00:52:24.110 --> 00:52:25.750
and like someone said something and I was like,

00:52:25.750 --> 00:52:28.650
yeah, because she's a female. I I would have

00:52:28.650 --> 00:52:31.429
gotten a suspension for two weeks. Like I've

00:52:31.429 --> 00:52:34.070
seen it happen. I know people it's happened to

00:52:34.070 --> 00:52:36.309
because you were calling a biological female

00:52:36.309 --> 00:52:38.789
a female and saying like, that's what women can

00:52:38.789 --> 00:52:43.070
do. Wow. Which is what's wild is like that. Like

00:52:43.070 --> 00:52:47.210
that's more censored than. Other things that

00:52:47.210 --> 00:52:50.480
you could say, yeah. Mean, I just kind of think

00:52:50.480 --> 00:52:52.460
like shouldn't have just be like if people want

00:52:52.460 --> 00:52:55.159
to watch you do this crazy shit Then by all means

00:52:55.159 --> 00:52:57.639
they should be able to not swipe the fuck out.

00:52:57.639 --> 00:53:00.400
That's it. Exactly. That's it Yeah, do we need

00:53:00.400 --> 00:53:03.300
people like lifeguarding what we're doing. Well,

00:53:03.320 --> 00:53:05.639
it's not even people's friggin mostly AI. Yeah.

00:53:05.920 --> 00:53:09.400
Yeah Because we've got we've gotten strikes on

00:53:09.400 --> 00:53:12.920
YouTube for like not even saying stuff as facts

00:53:12.920 --> 00:53:16.510
just like asking questions like and Well, just

00:53:16.510 --> 00:53:18.449
strikes for factual shit like, well, that's true,

00:53:18.489 --> 00:53:21.929
too. Like the covid jab doesn't work, but hey,

00:53:22.210 --> 00:53:25.650
yeah. Oh, yeah, they don't they don't like it.

00:53:25.769 --> 00:53:28.010
They want you to be kind of like fluffy, anything

00:53:28.010 --> 00:53:30.570
controversial or like where you're questioning

00:53:30.570 --> 00:53:33.130
like the the main narrative, like they just don't

00:53:33.130 --> 00:53:35.750
like that stuff. And to me, it's like, let the

00:53:35.750 --> 00:53:37.849
people fucking do what they want and let the

00:53:37.849 --> 00:53:39.610
chips fall where they may. I mean, as long as

00:53:39.610 --> 00:53:42.570
you're not inciting like real violence out into

00:53:42.570 --> 00:53:44.309
the world and telling people to meet up here

00:53:44.309 --> 00:53:46.300
and blow up this place like I feel like you can

00:53:46.300 --> 00:53:47.739
say whatever the fuck you want and do what you

00:53:47.739 --> 00:53:50.699
want. But that, you know, well, you want to think,

00:53:50.719 --> 00:53:53.519
I mean, because if you don't like it, don't fucking

00:53:53.519 --> 00:53:57.039
come here. And if you like it, then, you know,

00:53:57.179 --> 00:54:01.760
welcome. But otherwise, bye. It does not work

00:54:01.760 --> 00:54:05.579
that way. And people, everyone's so entitled

00:54:05.579 --> 00:54:11.239
and sensitive to everything that. It's very much

00:54:11.239 --> 00:54:13.659
like walking on eggshells most of that's honestly

00:54:13.659 --> 00:54:15.659
that's why I would say like I don't have a backup

00:54:15.659 --> 00:54:19.880
account. I don't have a if everything just Disappeared

00:54:19.880 --> 00:54:21.400
tomorrow. I don't think I would make another

00:54:21.400 --> 00:54:24.219
account not because of any hard feelings But

00:54:24.219 --> 00:54:26.679
because like I didn't really fucking plan on

00:54:26.679 --> 00:54:29.300
being on there anyway, right? And I appreciate

00:54:29.300 --> 00:54:31.940
all the opportunities I've had and I love getting

00:54:31.940 --> 00:54:34.260
to hang out with everybody But like I don't like

00:54:34.260 --> 00:54:36.119
the fucking fake accounts that shit pisses me

00:54:36.119 --> 00:54:38.519
off. Yeah, I don't like all this other stuff

00:54:38.519 --> 00:54:43.699
and I'm not. If I get kicked off because, you

00:54:43.699 --> 00:54:46.380
know, people get butt hurt, I don't know what

00:54:46.380 --> 00:54:48.519
to tell them other than, you know, grow a pair.

00:54:48.679 --> 00:54:52.619
I don't. I just can't partake in all of that.

00:54:52.840 --> 00:54:55.380
And you want to be yourself and not self -censor

00:54:55.380 --> 00:54:57.619
because that's kind of what's attracting your

00:54:57.619 --> 00:54:59.760
audience. And if they're making you self -censor,

00:54:59.840 --> 00:55:01.800
then what's the fucking point? If you can't buy

00:55:01.800 --> 00:55:03.920
you, it's like. You know, it didn't work for

00:55:03.920 --> 00:55:06.880
my like my mom was bless her She wasn't able

00:55:06.880 --> 00:55:09.420
to like, you know rain man. So like I don't know

00:55:09.420 --> 00:55:14.380
that anything else would be able to Well, my

00:55:14.380 --> 00:55:16.840
dad was a you know, my dad was a cop not that

00:55:16.840 --> 00:55:19.300
he was around a lot of daddy issues and then

00:55:19.300 --> 00:55:25.019
like My stepdad was a preacher so I was just

00:55:25.019 --> 00:55:28.440
kind of they were like opposite ends of the spectrum

00:55:28.440 --> 00:55:32.280
is I was like formed for like the wild child.

00:55:32.639 --> 00:55:36.659
Yeah. Rebellion for sure. Dad's a cop. Stepdad's

00:55:36.659 --> 00:55:38.659
of a pastor or priest. Whatever. Yeah. You're

00:55:38.659 --> 00:55:40.860
like, I got to get out of the house and go fucking

00:55:40.860 --> 00:55:44.159
do some shit like some shit on fire. Yeah, I

00:55:44.159 --> 00:55:47.360
hear you. You sound like a real cool person.

00:55:47.599 --> 00:55:49.840
Glad to have you on the show, Jen. Thank you.

00:55:49.960 --> 00:55:52.590
Thank you. I appreciate it. Yeah, for sure. It's

00:55:52.590 --> 00:55:54.110
good to have a breath of fresh air in here because

00:55:54.110 --> 00:55:55.889
a lot of times we get to like serious topics

00:55:55.889 --> 00:55:58.469
on here and stuff like that. It's good to talk

00:55:58.469 --> 00:56:00.489
to somebody who's kind of like, yeah, like I

00:56:00.489 --> 00:56:02.650
want to be me. And like, you know, you seem fun

00:56:02.650 --> 00:56:04.090
and you seem like you're doing some cool stuff,

00:56:04.690 --> 00:56:08.989
especially with the music. We'll see. Yeah. Like

00:56:08.989 --> 00:56:10.630
I said, I think we're catching you here on the

00:56:10.630 --> 00:56:12.369
come up and you already got eighty five thousand

00:56:12.369 --> 00:56:13.690
tick tock followers. But I think we're going

00:56:13.690 --> 00:56:15.670
to catch you while you're getting like thousands,

00:56:16.250 --> 00:56:18.929
maybe millions of streams come Spotify, Apple

00:56:18.929 --> 00:56:24.969
Music, all that jazz. So. Do you so is that the

00:56:24.969 --> 00:56:27.210
like, do you have a genre of music that you like

00:56:27.210 --> 00:56:28.789
to put out? Because I heard you said the first

00:56:28.789 --> 00:56:31.289
song was kind of like a slower one, maybe acoustical

00:56:31.289 --> 00:56:33.010
tune. And then this one was kind of like rockin

00:56:33.010 --> 00:56:35.309
and stuff. So it seems like you kind of go all

00:56:35.309 --> 00:56:39.190
over the map with your style of music. Yeah,

00:56:39.710 --> 00:56:45.250
a lot more fun. And the thing is, the music I

00:56:45.250 --> 00:56:47.349
listen to is just bipolar as fuck. Like, you

00:56:47.349 --> 00:56:50.900
never know whether, you know, you're Throwing

00:56:50.900 --> 00:56:54.760
gang signs or your you know head banging or like

00:56:54.760 --> 00:56:57.920
knee slapping like you never know so a Lot of

00:56:57.920 --> 00:57:00.639
times when I write it's the same way Because

00:57:00.639 --> 00:57:03.039
it's just wherever I was at at the moment now

00:57:03.039 --> 00:57:05.639
like I have way more fun with songs like mirror

00:57:05.639 --> 00:57:09.519
mirror Yeah, because that's just like probably

00:57:09.519 --> 00:57:13.219
Like what I listen to the most is like that style,

00:57:13.219 --> 00:57:18.019
but So if I was picking, I would stay kind of

00:57:18.019 --> 00:57:21.300
in that genre, but it's not it's it would not

00:57:21.300 --> 00:57:25.219
be a wild idea to think that there would be like

00:57:25.219 --> 00:57:28.360
a more like newer style of country, which, you

00:57:28.360 --> 00:57:31.960
know, that's very relative term anyways, nowadays.

00:57:33.360 --> 00:57:35.340
True. Yeah, you're right. Country has kind of

00:57:35.340 --> 00:57:39.719
been one of the styles of music that has kind

00:57:39.719 --> 00:57:43.079
of really come into its own form. Like there's

00:57:43.079 --> 00:57:45.559
like A little bit of the voices kind of sound

00:57:45.559 --> 00:57:46.900
similar because, like, there's a little southern

00:57:46.900 --> 00:57:49.260
twang to the accents, but the music goes from,

00:57:49.260 --> 00:57:53.079
like, pop to rock country to country country

00:57:53.079 --> 00:57:56.400
to, like... Oh, yeah. So, yeah, that's a cool

00:57:56.400 --> 00:57:59.659
little concept you got there. I think it was

00:57:59.659 --> 00:58:03.820
Morgan Whalen that I was listening to. He said

00:58:03.820 --> 00:58:06.800
he wants to, like, put out an album, like, without

00:58:06.800 --> 00:58:08.719
his name on it and, like, do just, like, some

00:58:08.719 --> 00:58:11.440
crazy different genre of music than he's been

00:58:11.440 --> 00:58:13.840
doing and just kind of see, like, No, because

00:58:13.840 --> 00:58:15.480
he doesn't want his fans to just go to it because

00:58:15.480 --> 00:58:18.159
it's a Morgan whale Morgan Whalen album He wants

00:58:18.159 --> 00:58:20.079
to like do it like with a pseudonym and then

00:58:20.079 --> 00:58:21.800
like just see kind of see what happens Well,

00:58:21.800 --> 00:58:24.880
you know Garth Brooks did that really? Yeah,

00:58:25.059 --> 00:58:27.500
Chris Gaines. Yeah, that's right. That's him.

00:58:27.500 --> 00:58:35.340
It was Chris Gaines. Yeah No way he went on he

00:58:35.340 --> 00:58:40.800
went on SNL that didn't did Chris Gaines No.

00:58:40.880 --> 00:58:43.179
And Chris Gaines, I liked his music so much better

00:58:43.179 --> 00:58:47.019
than Garth Brooks. I would have never. Wow. That's

00:58:47.019 --> 00:58:50.340
how you know about it. Now, you know. Well, and

00:58:50.340 --> 00:58:52.360
like for gender, because I keep thinking she's

00:58:52.360 --> 00:58:54.099
like 20 years old. So like for her to bring up

00:58:54.099 --> 00:58:56.400
a Garth Brooks reference, it just gives me more

00:58:56.400 --> 00:58:58.900
of a like idea of like what age she is, because,

00:58:58.900 --> 00:59:01.739
you know, Garth Brooks was back in the day. He

00:59:01.739 --> 00:59:06.269
was. He was. I love it. I love. Yes. That's that's

00:59:06.269 --> 00:59:09.130
awesome. So you have five kids, one being 21

00:59:09.130 --> 00:59:10.929
years old. I swear to God, I would have pegged

00:59:10.929 --> 00:59:13.150
you at 21. That's awesome. So you were young

00:59:13.150 --> 00:59:15.670
when you started having kids. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

00:59:15.670 --> 00:59:18.409
Good stuff. Is that Bill just showed up in the

00:59:18.409 --> 00:59:21.670
comments. What's up, Bill? What up, boy? Way

00:59:21.670 --> 00:59:25.869
to text me back, Bill. Mr. Busy. Oh, Billy is

00:59:25.869 --> 00:59:31.429
in trouble for your boy, bro. Come on now. But

00:59:31.429 --> 00:59:33.329
yeah, what was I saying? I just got off track

00:59:33.329 --> 00:59:36.630
there. Don't know there's a shit ton of kids.

00:59:37.230 --> 00:59:41.050
I'm gonna be having kids. Yeah Um, but so that's

00:59:41.050 --> 00:59:42.989
also I what I think what I was getting to is

00:59:42.989 --> 00:59:46.150
I think it's smart to have kids when you're young

00:59:46.150 --> 00:59:49.110
ish Because you know then you could kind of have

00:59:49.110 --> 00:59:50.630
the energy to raise them, you know I'm saying

00:59:50.630 --> 00:59:57.329
if you're having kids like when you're Like I

00:59:57.329 --> 01:00:01.269
mean like I bless them like I'm really close

01:00:01.269 --> 01:00:05.380
to my oldest you but like Also, how dare you

01:00:05.380 --> 01:00:12.159
people also like they had to like I grew up with

01:00:12.159 --> 01:00:15.739
them, you know, so there was a lot of trial and

01:00:15.739 --> 01:00:19.840
error shit. So I had my son when I was 39 and

01:00:19.840 --> 01:00:23.199
then the girls I was 43 ish. Yeah, somewhere

01:00:23.199 --> 01:00:26.559
around there. But you're also like you were like

01:00:26.559 --> 01:00:28.920
a young 43 ish. You know what I'm saying? You

01:00:28.920 --> 01:00:33.820
were in a fucking stellar band. Pretty good shape,

01:00:34.119 --> 01:00:35.780
but I'm just saying like I just think it's like

01:00:35.780 --> 01:00:38.159
if I'm not saying like kids go out and have kids

01:00:38.159 --> 01:00:40.059
when you're 14, but if like you could do it like

01:00:40.059 --> 01:00:42.380
1820 ish, you know what I'm saying? Like and

01:00:42.380 --> 01:00:45.280
you have the different game like in your 30s

01:00:45.280 --> 01:00:48.159
like how when you yeah, the like the youngest

01:00:48.159 --> 01:00:51.500
three like there's a lot of times and I'm like,

01:00:51.539 --> 01:00:56.980
I'm too old for this shit. Like I'm tired. Yeah.

01:00:57.179 --> 01:00:59.860
Especially after you went through two already,

01:00:59.880 --> 01:01:01.400
you know I'm saying it's like you like, yeah

01:01:01.400 --> 01:01:04.239
my fucking feel like high school so like everyone

01:01:04.239 --> 01:01:06.260
better just get whatever they want out of me

01:01:06.260 --> 01:01:10.679
on life like before The other three get to like

01:01:10.679 --> 01:01:12.820
senior year of high school, but it's I'm just

01:01:12.820 --> 01:01:16.260
fucked like I I won't make it There's no way

01:01:16.260 --> 01:01:20.239
Is the oldest a boy or a girl? Did you say oldest

01:01:20.239 --> 01:01:23.150
is a boy than my 19 year old's a girl? Is he

01:01:23.150 --> 01:01:25.289
like the leader of the pack does he like look

01:01:25.289 --> 01:01:28.050
at all the siblings is like he's the the top

01:01:28.050 --> 01:01:35.030
dog and He's like my resident smarty pants He's

01:01:35.030 --> 01:01:38.849
always been like that like he well hell he'll

01:01:38.849 --> 01:01:43.369
turn 22 next June But he'll graduate that May

01:01:43.369 --> 01:01:46.510
with his masters and then he's going to law school

01:01:46.510 --> 01:01:53.039
good for fucking him like he's like Yeah, he's

01:01:53.039 --> 01:01:55.659
wow. So he's he's got brains. Good for him. I

01:01:55.659 --> 01:01:57.579
was just going to say if he needs a wingman,

01:01:57.579 --> 01:01:58.940
I'd go out with him. But he sounds like he's

01:01:58.940 --> 01:02:01.239
got a lot on his plate and he's he's not he's

01:02:01.239 --> 01:02:04.460
not playing right now. He's he's he's in touch

01:02:04.460 --> 01:02:06.360
school to live in his best life. Don't let him

01:02:06.360 --> 01:02:09.559
fool you. Yes. All right. I'll give you my number,

01:02:09.699 --> 01:02:12.280
Jen. You hand it to him and we'll go out. Well,

01:02:12.400 --> 01:02:16.320
I will. So Bill said we got a new sign up to

01:02:16.320 --> 01:02:19.920
the agency through this podcast. Oh, wait. Awesome.

01:02:20.170 --> 01:02:23.829
Good. Does that mean they're mine? Yeah, you

01:02:23.829 --> 01:02:26.530
can have them. Jen, you're a mother, Jen. Let's

01:02:26.530 --> 01:02:30.530
go. Yeah, Jen, you heard it. That is Jen's client

01:02:30.530 --> 01:02:32.969
there, Bill. So you let the cat out of the bag

01:02:32.969 --> 01:02:35.769
with that one, man. You could have got a freebie,

01:02:35.789 --> 01:02:37.949
but now she needs that percentage, if you know

01:02:37.949 --> 01:02:41.590
what I'm saying. That's awesome. Rock on. Good

01:02:41.590 --> 01:02:45.289
stuff. And Bill's a good guy to be and Chad's

01:02:45.289 --> 01:02:48.079
to be running this agency and getting You know,

01:02:48.079 --> 01:02:50.260
a cool ass studio for tick tockers to come in

01:02:50.260 --> 01:02:53.780
and shoot some stuff. And it's a cool symbiotic

01:02:53.780 --> 01:02:56.760
thing. Y 'all got going on there. I love it.

01:02:57.199 --> 01:02:59.599
So, Jen, do you have a five year plan or are

01:02:59.599 --> 01:03:01.360
you just kind of flying by the seat of your pants

01:03:01.360 --> 01:03:04.679
here? Well, I don't even have a two day plan.

01:03:04.860 --> 01:03:08.400
Yes. Like, I don't know what I'm having for dinner

01:03:08.400 --> 01:03:15.860
tonight. Chick -fil -A. I mean, hey. Where'd

01:03:15.860 --> 01:03:20.019
you go? No, the one and only Jen Smith folks

01:03:20.019 --> 01:03:24.340
She came and went at the same damn time. All

01:03:24.340 --> 01:03:31.079
right, she's back. Let's go Yeah, the only thing

01:03:31.079 --> 01:03:34.920
I plan ahead on is that like I pre buy iced coffee

01:03:34.920 --> 01:03:37.519
from Starbucks and having sitting in my fridge

01:03:37.519 --> 01:03:42.800
Like three days. Oh, you're hysterical but other

01:03:42.800 --> 01:03:46.219
than that That's how you plan ahead. I like that

01:03:46.170 --> 01:03:48.730
Well, that's it. That's the only plans I have.

01:03:48.750 --> 01:03:51.429
Rock on. And to always have a phone charger somewhere.

01:03:53.309 --> 01:03:55.650
Moral of the story is be present. I love music.

01:03:56.170 --> 01:04:00.710
Yeah. Well, yeah, as long as my Adderall keeps

01:04:00.710 --> 01:04:05.750
me there, I'm present. Like, but no. So like,

01:04:05.889 --> 01:04:09.710
yeah, I want to do music stuff. And, you know,

01:04:09.809 --> 01:04:12.409
like when with the new schedule, like with the

01:04:12.409 --> 01:04:15.099
kids, we're like, I like, they're with their

01:04:15.099 --> 01:04:16.860
dad a week, they're with me a week, they're with,

01:04:16.860 --> 01:04:20.159
like, I've never actually taken the time to,

01:04:20.159 --> 01:04:25.239
like, do shit I wanted. Yeah. And I just kind

01:04:25.239 --> 01:04:27.539
of want to do that. Like, whether it be like

01:04:27.539 --> 01:04:31.119
going places for work or going, you know, to

01:04:31.119 --> 01:04:33.619
do this or that, like, I want to be able to,

01:04:33.619 --> 01:04:37.300
like, do something with those times. I love it.

01:04:37.360 --> 01:04:40.119
That was one of the byproducts, good byproducts

01:04:40.119 --> 01:04:43.630
of Yeah. Well, you just feel lost and then you

01:04:43.630 --> 01:04:45.969
find yourself. You're like, well, hey, there's

01:04:45.969 --> 01:04:48.429
still a fucking person there. Yeah. I mean, you

01:04:48.429 --> 01:04:50.570
get the I get to be super dad for a week and

01:04:50.570 --> 01:04:54.170
then I get super fun for the next week. Exactly.

01:04:54.170 --> 01:04:57.730
Super dad and super fun. Dude, you gave me an

01:04:57.730 --> 01:05:00.130
idea, man, because I want children someday, but

01:05:00.130 --> 01:05:02.030
I don't want the wife to go with it. So I'll

01:05:02.030 --> 01:05:04.590
just knock some chick up and we'll split custody

01:05:04.590 --> 01:05:07.369
and then I get the best. Yeah, I get the best

01:05:07.369 --> 01:05:10.110
of both worlds. Weak with the kids weak to myself.

01:05:11.069 --> 01:05:14.570
Thank you, sir. Thank you. I've been wondering,

01:05:14.829 --> 01:05:16.949
like, how I'm going to accomplish this, not wanting

01:05:16.949 --> 01:05:20.949
to get married, but I just got it. Thank you,

01:05:21.030 --> 01:05:22.909
sir. Just got to work out 50 -50 custody. Make

01:05:22.909 --> 01:05:24.630
sure. Well, that's true. Make sure you can get

01:05:24.630 --> 01:05:27.050
that done. Some people fight that. So, yeah,

01:05:27.250 --> 01:05:30.289
true, true. I'll even do 60 -40. She could have

01:05:30.289 --> 01:05:32.889
them 60. I'll do 40. You know, maybe I'll get

01:05:32.889 --> 01:05:35.070
them back on a Sunday, keep them Friday, Saturday

01:05:35.070 --> 01:05:39.630
type of deal. You know. Whatever public servant

01:05:39.630 --> 01:05:41.889
service announcement put that up. Let's see what

01:05:41.889 --> 01:05:44.590
we got here billy boy public service and now

01:05:44.590 --> 01:05:47.909
oh Public service now if you date a talented

01:05:47.909 --> 01:05:50.170
singer like Jen treat them right or you will

01:05:50.170 --> 01:05:52.230
be the subject matter of a song And it won't

01:05:52.230 --> 01:05:58.730
go well for you. Yes I agree Billions of us.

01:05:58.730 --> 01:06:00.650
So Jen, what are your kids? Oh, sorry gotcha.

01:06:00.849 --> 01:06:04.329
I said that's a la You know Taylor Swift for

01:06:04.329 --> 01:06:07.780
sure. Yes for sure Uh, Jen, what do you, uh,

01:06:07.800 --> 01:06:10.340
kids think of like your new found kind of fame,

01:06:10.440 --> 01:06:12.800
tick tock stardom? Like are they, are they on

01:06:12.800 --> 01:06:15.519
board with mom being like a star or are they

01:06:15.519 --> 01:06:18.019
like, ma, come on, you're my mom. I'm far, I'm

01:06:18.019 --> 01:06:21.960
far from that. But when I first got on tick tock,

01:06:22.139 --> 01:06:24.880
my oldest daughter was like, I think that was

01:06:24.880 --> 01:06:27.079
embarrassing to her. I would be like, hey, would

01:06:27.079 --> 01:06:29.980
you go do live with me? And I shit you not. She

01:06:29.980 --> 01:06:35.059
would go, I have to live in society. And so,

01:06:35.659 --> 01:06:39.320
no. How funny. People see me. They don't see

01:06:39.320 --> 01:06:42.860
you. So, you know. And now you have more followers

01:06:42.860 --> 01:06:46.139
than her? Oh, yeah. Well, she doesn't really

01:06:46.139 --> 01:06:48.719
post a lot. Anyway, she plays college ball. So

01:06:48.719 --> 01:06:52.889
she doesn't really post a lot. Like now like

01:06:52.889 --> 01:06:54.670
the littles like we're on a road trip and they

01:06:54.670 --> 01:06:57.030
want to like listen to the song over and over

01:06:57.030 --> 01:07:00.510
in the car So that's cool. But I'm gonna show

01:07:00.510 --> 01:07:04.309
my nephew You that song cuz he likes like rock

01:07:04.309 --> 01:07:06.190
and music like that. He's a big fan of Chad's

01:07:06.190 --> 01:07:08.590
He he actually mimics them because he bought

01:07:08.590 --> 01:07:11.469
him a drum set and he does eyes closed eyes closed

01:07:11.469 --> 01:07:13.789
He watches like Chad's instructional videos and

01:07:13.789 --> 01:07:20.570
shit He'll be into that song, too, for sure.

01:07:20.949 --> 01:07:24.289
Harrison, we got a new one for you, buddy. Yeah,

01:07:24.289 --> 01:07:26.429
my brother's got a band called Lily's David.

01:07:26.690 --> 01:07:28.110
I get to go to a bunch of their shows. I just

01:07:28.110 --> 01:07:31.190
went to one in Asbury Park on the fourth of July.

01:07:31.329 --> 01:07:34.489
It was it was a fun show. So music's in my life.

01:07:34.670 --> 01:07:36.590
So there is some musical talent in my family.

01:07:36.750 --> 01:07:38.989
Just didn't get rubbed off on this side of it.

01:07:38.989 --> 01:07:41.949
He he kind of stole it all. But that's rude.

01:07:42.329 --> 01:07:44.110
I know. That's what I said. I'm like, dude, and

01:07:44.110 --> 01:07:46.309
you're my younger brother, too. Like, come on.

01:07:47.609 --> 01:07:49.789
Maybe maybe you guys could do any things you

01:07:49.789 --> 01:07:52.610
write some songs. Maybe you guys could get in.

01:07:53.110 --> 01:07:56.750
Yeah, I'm definitely going to pass along information

01:07:56.750 --> 01:07:58.969
for sure. Oh, I'm going to send a lot of people

01:07:58.969 --> 01:08:00.550
your information because like I said, you got

01:08:00.550 --> 01:08:02.630
it. You got a fan over here with your music.

01:08:03.230 --> 01:08:05.389
I didn't get much to check out what you post

01:08:05.389 --> 01:08:07.150
on the tick tock, but I'll be hopping on that

01:08:07.150 --> 01:08:09.409
next. And I think I follow you on there, but

01:08:09.409 --> 01:08:11.750
I just I don't get much time to go and explore

01:08:11.750 --> 01:08:13.969
social media with all the shit we got going on

01:08:13.969 --> 01:08:17.140
with this podcast. Yeah, I get it. For sure.

01:08:17.720 --> 01:08:20.680
Do you find it hard to like, uh, respond to like,

01:08:20.699 --> 01:08:22.560
uh, are you responding to DMS at this point?

01:08:22.560 --> 01:08:24.260
Or are you just kind of keeping it Dougie on

01:08:24.260 --> 01:08:30.600
the main post? Uh, sometimes now I always reply

01:08:30.600 --> 01:08:32.319
to comments. Now, some of them, I don't like

01:08:32.319 --> 01:08:33.699
if you're just going to post a bunch of emojis,

01:08:33.760 --> 01:08:35.359
I'm not fucking with that. I'll like your comment

01:08:35.359 --> 01:08:37.819
and I go on, but like, well, cause that's weird.

01:08:37.819 --> 01:08:39.020
You know, like what am I? We're not going to

01:08:39.020 --> 01:08:41.420
have an emoji battle in here. Like that's just,

01:08:41.420 --> 01:08:46.439
you know, but Now like comments I always reply

01:08:46.439 --> 01:08:49.920
to always I just like that's kind of like on

01:08:49.920 --> 01:08:53.000
like when I do lives like if If I don't reply

01:08:53.000 --> 01:08:55.920
to a comment like even if it's a fucked comment

01:08:55.920 --> 01:08:57.640
Like I'm either gonna tell you to get the fuck

01:08:57.640 --> 01:09:00.560
out or I'm gonna reply because I feel like everyone

01:09:00.560 --> 01:09:03.800
like once just wants to feel heard sure But like

01:09:03.800 --> 01:09:06.520
now as far as DMS, I don't know is answer those

01:09:06.520 --> 01:09:09.199
like I don't answer most of them because once

01:09:09.199 --> 01:09:12.449
you've done it Even if you don't lead it They

01:09:12.449 --> 01:09:14.949
don't have to go through the request again. Right.

01:09:15.090 --> 01:09:18.189
And so, you know, I've had some people like all

01:09:18.189 --> 01:09:20.510
but tell me they want to like taxidermy me. So

01:09:20.510 --> 01:09:25.149
like, I just tend to lean towards like, just

01:09:25.149 --> 01:09:28.270
keep it in the live or comment or something like

01:09:28.270 --> 01:09:31.529
that. Sure. I'm guessing those are dudes doing

01:09:31.529 --> 01:09:33.829
that because I don't imagine women are thinking

01:09:33.829 --> 01:09:38.010
of generally. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's amazing

01:09:38.010 --> 01:09:40.970
how creepy people can get. You know, and I've

01:09:40.970 --> 01:09:42.430
spoken to some of them. Yeah, I've spoken to

01:09:42.430 --> 01:09:44.289
them. They're like, what I would love to do to

01:09:44.289 --> 01:09:47.149
that one. I'm like, that's a lady, sir. How dare

01:09:47.149 --> 01:09:50.289
you? Oh, I'm in Texas. So it's OK. Let them show

01:09:50.289 --> 01:09:54.210
up. It's a very FAFO situation over here. I'm

01:09:54.210 --> 01:09:57.270
not down for it. I love it. It's fucking awesome.

01:09:57.529 --> 01:10:00.210
Got a pair of balls on you, too. So look at me

01:10:00.210 --> 01:10:03.850
with a good time. Yeah. Fuck around and find

01:10:03.850 --> 01:10:07.630
out. Yeah. So stand your own ground state, too,

01:10:07.630 --> 01:10:10.850
I think. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Not only can

01:10:10.850 --> 01:10:12.609
you shoot somebody for being on your property,

01:10:12.829 --> 01:10:15.729
but if they don't have to retreat. Yes. Let's

01:10:15.729 --> 01:10:18.210
fucking go with good state. The only thing is,

01:10:18.210 --> 01:10:22.090
is like, why do you need to put in an ID to fucking

01:10:22.090 --> 01:10:26.270
look at porn? Like, come on, Texas. Yeah, I think

01:10:26.270 --> 01:10:28.949
you'd have to get like a VPN or something. Right.

01:10:29.289 --> 01:10:31.890
I understand. And I VPN it up because I do some

01:10:31.890 --> 01:10:34.210
shady shit on the Internet. But I don't want

01:10:34.210 --> 01:10:37.109
to go for my porn to have to go on a VPN. Trying

01:10:37.109 --> 01:10:40.550
to keep kids off of off the porn. I mean, yeah,

01:10:40.869 --> 01:10:42.590
one side, I disagree with the other side. I'm

01:10:42.590 --> 01:10:44.310
like, well, yeah, if you're under 18, should

01:10:44.310 --> 01:10:47.489
you really be able to see? Like i think some

01:10:47.489 --> 01:10:49.630
of them are like you just have to like yeah,

01:10:49.630 --> 01:10:51.710
you do after you have to put the idea in so that

01:10:51.710 --> 01:10:54.529
Like hey, yeah, you're old enough. It's okay.

01:10:54.710 --> 01:10:57.489
Come on I mean there's got to be a better way

01:10:57.489 --> 01:11:00.909
like maybe you could put parental controls on

01:11:00.909 --> 01:11:03.329
your fucking kid's phone like maybe the You could

01:11:03.329 --> 01:11:06.590
like send in suggestions like hey if I give you

01:11:06.590 --> 01:11:09.989
my id Will you give me like three free credits

01:11:09.989 --> 01:11:12.630
or something? You know, like at least you would

01:11:12.630 --> 01:11:16.239
be getting a perk from it Agreed. The one and

01:11:16.239 --> 01:11:18.800
only Bill Hines says he doesn't watch porn ever.

01:11:18.880 --> 01:11:21.979
He's just performed it. And I know he's slept

01:11:21.979 --> 01:11:26.100
with some porn stars. Oh, my God. Top three of

01:11:26.100 --> 01:11:28.539
all time. I won't divulge names, but... Top three

01:11:28.539 --> 01:11:32.199
of all time in some cases. Hey, now. Good old

01:11:32.199 --> 01:11:35.659
Billy Boy. I love it. Bill, text me back, you

01:11:35.659 --> 01:11:39.909
prick. Anywho. But yeah. That's funny, though.

01:11:40.010 --> 01:11:42.329
I mean, for such a state that has all those freedoms,

01:11:42.369 --> 01:11:43.949
I get like you're trying to protect children,

01:11:43.989 --> 01:11:46.609
but like leave that to the parents and like let

01:11:46.609 --> 01:11:48.829
kids be kids if they could figure out a way to

01:11:48.829 --> 01:11:52.470
get rid of like away from the parents firewalls

01:11:52.470 --> 01:11:54.229
or whatever. Like I feel like they should like

01:11:54.229 --> 01:11:58.449
when I was 12. You know what I'm saying? Like

01:11:58.449 --> 01:12:00.909
when I was 12 and we would find fucking nudies

01:12:00.909 --> 01:12:03.430
at like some fucking perverts house and we got

01:12:03.430 --> 01:12:06.409
our hands on it like, you know, the mattress.

01:12:06.409 --> 01:12:09.010
Yeah, it was my opportunity to like. Oh, yeah.

01:12:09.409 --> 01:12:12.109
Yeah, we found magazines, but like this is they

01:12:12.109 --> 01:12:14.550
have access to full on like the most like there's

01:12:14.550 --> 01:12:17.270
some crazy fucking porn they can find on there.

01:12:17.510 --> 01:12:20.409
I get it. But you could give them a phone that

01:12:20.409 --> 01:12:22.949
they can't access those sites if you're a good

01:12:22.949 --> 01:12:25.470
parent and know how to fucking do that. It shouldn't

01:12:25.470 --> 01:12:28.659
be the state's job. to like make me give an ID

01:12:28.659 --> 01:12:30.779
because I want to jerk off and watch some, you

01:12:30.779 --> 01:12:33.420
know, people do their thing. Oh, kids are very

01:12:33.420 --> 01:12:36.819
and engine. You know, they figure out ways. Hey,

01:12:37.199 --> 01:12:39.720
let me tell you something. They're like an outsmart

01:12:39.720 --> 01:12:42.199
all of us because some of the shit they pull

01:12:42.199 --> 01:12:45.000
out. Yeah. I'll watch a six year old like on

01:12:45.000 --> 01:12:47.960
a laptop or a tablet or like they have like the

01:12:47.960 --> 01:12:49.600
old phones, like when you like upgrade, you're

01:12:49.600 --> 01:12:51.260
like, yeah, here you can play with it on Wi -Fi.

01:12:52.760 --> 01:12:55.020
I'm like, how the fuck did you do that? Can you

01:12:55.020 --> 01:12:57.300
walk me through that, please? Because I don't

01:12:57.300 --> 01:13:00.460
know how to do that. Yes. Yeah, they're definitely

01:13:00.460 --> 01:13:02.579
good. But you know what I'm saying? If they're

01:13:02.579 --> 01:13:05.119
that like, is the word like if they have that

01:13:05.119 --> 01:13:08.319
much ingenuity to fucking skirt parental controls

01:13:08.319 --> 01:13:10.600
and sit, then they're going to fucking find porn

01:13:10.600 --> 01:13:12.180
a different way. They'll probably come up with

01:13:12.180 --> 01:13:16.250
a fake ID to skirt past the, you know. the Texas

01:13:16.250 --> 01:13:18.130
ID thing, if they're that clever. I don't think

01:13:18.130 --> 01:13:20.550
it's just Texas, though. I think it's a lot of

01:13:20.550 --> 01:13:25.350
states. No, I know, like Alabama. Alabama, for

01:13:25.350 --> 01:13:28.090
sure. It's all... Yeah, there's several. Red

01:13:28.090 --> 01:13:32.270
states, I think. Probably. Which, again, I lean

01:13:32.270 --> 01:13:34.409
right mostly with the politicians I'm voting

01:13:34.409 --> 01:13:36.750
for nowadays, but I do not agree with all of

01:13:36.750 --> 01:13:40.029
their fucking shit that they do. So just putting

01:13:40.029 --> 01:13:42.329
that out there. Porn should be free. And, you

01:13:42.329 --> 01:13:45.989
know, a kid could get a VPN just as Easy. Yeah,

01:13:47.090 --> 01:13:49.069
well, when they know all the things, yeah, they

01:13:49.069 --> 01:13:51.829
could. Yeah, I guess making harder. But still,

01:13:51.869 --> 01:13:54.369
it's just it's just crazy, man, because, God

01:13:54.369 --> 01:13:57.189
forbid, like, you know, you're you're you're

01:13:57.189 --> 01:13:59.329
like, where does that ID information go? Like,

01:13:59.390 --> 01:14:01.770
who are you even like verifying that with? And

01:14:01.770 --> 01:14:03.750
they got. Yeah, I don't like putting my ID in

01:14:03.750 --> 01:14:06.250
anything. Yeah. Your address, all this stuff.

01:14:06.289 --> 01:14:08.449
And not for nothing. People who run porn sites

01:14:08.449 --> 01:14:11.470
probably aren't like the coolest people like

01:14:11.470 --> 01:14:14.029
that you want having that information. So it's

01:14:14.029 --> 01:14:16.439
like. That the fact that you got to verify that

01:14:16.439 --> 01:14:17.960
it's like, I just don't know where that shit's

01:14:17.960 --> 01:14:19.800
going to watch it. They're going to take your

01:14:19.800 --> 01:14:21.439
picture off your license, then they're going

01:14:21.439 --> 01:14:23.579
to make a porn with it. And you'll get on there

01:14:23.579 --> 01:14:27.180
one day and you'll be like, holy fuck. They that's

01:14:27.180 --> 01:14:29.720
where they wanted the ID. They wanted to make

01:14:29.720 --> 01:14:32.859
a porn with. Oh, my God. Can you imagine? Just

01:14:32.859 --> 01:14:35.000
give me a big package. And I don't mind. Use

01:14:35.000 --> 01:14:38.920
my use my face to give me a bigger dong. I can

01:14:38.920 --> 01:14:40.779
easily do that now. It's amazing. It's going

01:14:40.779 --> 01:14:43.920
to get scary. Yeah, for sure. Friggin scary.

01:14:43.960 --> 01:14:46.760
Oh my God. It's insane, dude. Like, I mean, it's

01:14:46.760 --> 01:14:49.880
at the point now where you could barely tell

01:14:49.880 --> 01:14:52.800
if a video is real or not. Like, you have to

01:14:52.800 --> 01:14:55.399
really get into metadata to fucking know there's

01:14:55.399 --> 01:14:58.020
like some movements, but it's fucking almost

01:14:58.020 --> 01:15:01.399
there already. So in a year from now, it's going

01:15:01.399 --> 01:15:04.380
to be indiscernible. But they use it to scam

01:15:04.380 --> 01:15:06.899
people all the time. I mean, like even on TikTok,

01:15:07.100 --> 01:15:10.060
they'll have people like they're sending videos

01:15:10.060 --> 01:15:12.760
and it's like it would look like me and I'm moving

01:15:12.760 --> 01:15:16.220
my mouth and they've used my voice and they think

01:15:16.220 --> 01:15:18.600
I'm saying things that I'm not saying to them.

01:15:18.779 --> 01:15:22.840
Like it's it's bothersome. I heard a story. It

01:15:22.840 --> 01:15:26.819
was a Japanese businessman and they deepfake

01:15:26.819 --> 01:15:30.579
the CEO of this company like Face timing him

01:15:30.579 --> 01:15:33.239
with a deep fake A .I. of his kids saying he

01:15:33.239 --> 01:15:35.399
was like kidnapped and needed to wire twenty

01:15:35.399 --> 01:15:38.560
five million dollars to someplace. And they scan

01:15:38.560 --> 01:15:40.920
like this CEO. So, I mean, it's happening already

01:15:40.920 --> 01:15:43.939
on a scale like that to where the guy thought

01:15:43.939 --> 01:15:46.979
it was his son actually face timing him. Oh,

01:15:47.000 --> 01:15:49.159
yeah, that's scary. Well, they've done it with

01:15:49.159 --> 01:15:51.319
just voices for a long time. Like they'll call

01:15:51.319 --> 01:15:53.520
just people that are like nobodies and be like.

01:15:53.970 --> 01:15:56.550
Hey, like we snatched your kid up and they're

01:15:56.550 --> 01:15:59.189
in Mexico and, you know, send this money to get

01:15:59.189 --> 01:16:03.289
them out. It's crazy. And the scammers are like

01:16:03.289 --> 01:16:04.810
getting away with I mean, there's like stupid

01:16:04.810 --> 01:16:07.069
scams like where they're selling puppies. And

01:16:07.069 --> 01:16:08.489
I heard this one the other day. I was talking

01:16:08.489 --> 01:16:12.390
to this lady. She's like, I'm getting this puppy

01:16:12.390 --> 01:16:16.180
from somebody. He had me buy a gift card. for

01:16:16.180 --> 01:16:19.439
$150 scratch off the numbers and send it to him.

01:16:19.720 --> 01:16:22.159
And then when I went to check it, he told me

01:16:22.159 --> 01:16:24.859
there was only $1 .50 left on it. She's like,

01:16:24.960 --> 01:16:26.899
and now he wants me to send them a money order

01:16:26.899 --> 01:16:29.779
instead. I'm like, ma 'am, you're getting scammed.

01:16:29.859 --> 01:16:33.460
So like, do not get the money order. But sometimes

01:16:33.460 --> 01:16:36.149
don't you feel like that's like. Kind of like,

01:16:36.430 --> 01:16:39.289
why did we stop people from eating Tide Pods?

01:16:39.329 --> 01:16:41.449
You know, like, if you're gonna do something

01:16:41.449 --> 01:16:44.229
like eat a Tide Pod, that's natural selection.

01:16:44.750 --> 01:16:48.649
Like, I just... True. That's why everything has

01:16:48.649 --> 01:16:50.310
instructions on it because of stupid people.

01:16:50.750 --> 01:16:53.289
Exactly. When I couldn't open my Tide Pods any

01:16:53.289 --> 01:16:55.670
longer because it was extra special locks on

01:16:55.670 --> 01:16:57.569
it because some people decided to use them as

01:16:57.569 --> 01:17:01.010
a snack. Oh, yeah. To which I can't even imagine

01:17:01.010 --> 01:17:05.390
them tasting anything like a snack. I don't feel

01:17:05.390 --> 01:17:09.510
sorry for you if something stupid happens like

01:17:09.510 --> 01:17:14.069
Yep, it's ridiculous right there I guess the

01:17:14.069 --> 01:17:16.489
only thing is like for a kid. Maybe it looks

01:17:16.489 --> 01:17:18.590
like a tasty treat But to a grown adult like

01:17:18.590 --> 01:17:23.510
you should know better, sir Under five, but these

01:17:23.510 --> 01:17:26.210
are some fucking teenagers. So honestly, like

01:17:26.210 --> 01:17:29.090
they don't get a pass Y 'all are just idiots.

01:17:29.090 --> 01:17:32.039
Yep Yep. And then maybe that's natural selection

01:17:32.039 --> 01:17:34.100
kind of doing its course there. You know what

01:17:34.100 --> 01:17:35.520
I'm saying? Like if you're dumb enough to eat

01:17:35.520 --> 01:17:39.079
a Tide pod, then by all means, half at it. Exactly.

01:17:39.159 --> 01:17:41.340
I mean, that's just like, don't, don't try to

01:17:41.340 --> 01:17:44.739
go play with the, you know, leopards in the zoo.

01:17:45.039 --> 01:17:47.939
Well, for fuck's sake. I mean, if you don't know

01:17:47.939 --> 01:17:51.340
that, I mean, have at it, big dog. Like there's

01:17:51.340 --> 01:17:54.079
a ladder over there and like, maybe they like

01:17:54.079 --> 01:17:56.420
fetch. I've never seen that video. It might be

01:17:56.420 --> 01:17:59.100
in. China or India somewhere, but the woman gets

01:17:59.100 --> 01:18:01.739
out of a car. They're in a they're in a wild

01:18:01.739 --> 01:18:04.260
animal park She jumps out of her car because

01:18:04.260 --> 01:18:06.220
she's arguing with her husband walks around to

01:18:06.220 --> 01:18:08.779
the side Out of the out of the frame comes a

01:18:08.779 --> 01:18:12.760
tiger grabs her pulls her away. She's out. See

01:18:12.760 --> 01:18:17.020
you on the fight The husband's like, thank God

01:18:17.020 --> 01:18:25.810
the line Wow Well, she threw a temper tantrum

01:18:25.810 --> 01:18:28.029
and fucked around and found out is what it appears.

01:18:28.130 --> 01:18:29.409
She really fucking around and found out in the

01:18:29.409 --> 01:18:33.210
worst possible way. A lady I know up in North

01:18:33.210 --> 01:18:37.289
Jersey was sending a vid like she posted on her

01:18:37.289 --> 01:18:39.850
Facebook or whatever of a like a black bear like

01:18:39.850 --> 01:18:42.529
in her like garbage like rooting through it and

01:18:42.529 --> 01:18:45.170
she's like 10 feet away video and she's like,

01:18:45.630 --> 01:18:49.020
Oh my God, it's so cute. I'm like Diane. This

01:18:49.020 --> 01:18:52.180
bear will fucking eat you instantly. Like, get

01:18:52.180 --> 01:18:54.300
the fuck back. I know they're cute. Until you're

01:18:54.300 --> 01:18:58.119
missing your face. Yeah, exactly. They've they

01:18:58.119 --> 01:19:00.300
totally. Bears eat you alive. They don't kill

01:19:00.300 --> 01:19:03.220
you first. Right. And polar bears are like the

01:19:03.220 --> 01:19:05.960
worst of them all. And yeah. Oh, they're so cute

01:19:05.960 --> 01:19:08.460
and cuddly. No, they want to eat you fucking

01:19:08.460 --> 01:19:12.489
limb to limb. And they don't do it in like a

01:19:12.489 --> 01:19:14.090
nice way. Like they're not going to like kill

01:19:14.090 --> 01:19:16.770
you first. And then they eat. They eat. They

01:19:16.770 --> 01:19:19.470
fucking kill you first. Like like a cat will

01:19:19.470 --> 01:19:22.069
fucking strangle you or kill you first. Yeah.

01:19:22.090 --> 01:19:25.850
And eat you. Bears will eat you alive. Now they're

01:19:25.850 --> 01:19:28.630
on animals. I got to just say one that I hate

01:19:28.630 --> 01:19:31.010
fucking snakes. And I think they're the most

01:19:31.010 --> 01:19:33.390
evil creatures on the planet. And I don't know

01:19:33.390 --> 01:19:36.109
why they're here. I saw a big fucking python

01:19:36.109 --> 01:19:40.869
dude like. wrapping itself around a baby deer.

01:19:40.930 --> 01:19:43.529
And I just want to fucking reach into the camera

01:19:43.529 --> 01:19:47.590
and like rip that. That's nature. No, no, that's

01:19:47.590 --> 01:19:50.170
not nature. It's a slithery fucking snake that

01:19:50.170 --> 01:19:53.109
was around during the fucking dinosaur era and

01:19:53.109 --> 01:19:56.010
was with Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden and

01:19:56.010 --> 01:20:00.109
tempted them. So it's like, I know. We're from

01:20:00.109 --> 01:20:03.789
the get go. Exactly. Yep. It was in our it was

01:20:03.789 --> 01:20:05.869
in the Bible to hate them. But, you know, saying

01:20:05.869 --> 01:20:08.390
like they're just creepy, dude, like an innocent

01:20:08.390 --> 01:20:11.510
baby deer was just like getting wrapped up. And

01:20:11.510 --> 01:20:14.010
then luckily the somebody was filming this and

01:20:14.010 --> 01:20:15.729
then somebody else came with like a rake and

01:20:15.729 --> 01:20:18.329
started like hitting the snake and then it like

01:20:18.329 --> 01:20:20.550
unwrapped. And then the little deer got away.

01:20:20.590 --> 01:20:22.710
So it was like a happy ending. But, my God, I

01:20:22.710 --> 01:20:27.569
wanted to strangle that snake. Yeah. That snake

01:20:27.569 --> 01:20:30.109
didn't get to eat. Yeah, that's so you're looking

01:20:30.109 --> 01:20:35.000
at that way. My friend had piranhas and Jesus,

01:20:35.020 --> 01:20:37.439
dude. This is crazy, bro. He would buy so he

01:20:37.439 --> 01:20:40.760
had like, I don't know, like six piranhas and

01:20:40.760 --> 01:20:44.920
as a like like something to eat a snack like

01:20:44.920 --> 01:20:48.340
a treat for them. He would get like six mice

01:20:48.340 --> 01:20:51.779
and pour them into the tank and you would just

01:20:51.779 --> 01:20:54.800
watch these things fucking go after him and you

01:20:54.800 --> 01:20:57.000
would see nothing but fur left when they were

01:20:57.000 --> 01:21:00.159
done. They would eat them violently, bro. That's

01:21:00.159 --> 01:21:03.560
how they do it. And this guy that I was sort

01:21:03.560 --> 01:21:05.060
of friends with his acquaintance. I'm like, what

01:21:05.060 --> 01:21:07.800
are you doing? Did like this is your like pet.

01:21:07.920 --> 01:21:10.300
You have piranhas that we just become National

01:21:10.300 --> 01:21:12.960
Geographic or something. Yeah. Let's get back

01:21:12.960 --> 01:21:15.199
to the black ladies with their titties out in

01:21:15.199 --> 01:21:17.819
Africa raising children. That was the cool part

01:21:17.819 --> 01:21:20.300
of Nat Geo. That was my porn as a kid that I

01:21:20.300 --> 01:21:22.470
had to do because. You know, we didn't have the

01:21:22.470 --> 01:21:26.050
Internet back then. And I had dial -up modems.

01:21:26.250 --> 01:21:28.890
I used to like go to Playboy .com and get the

01:21:28.890 --> 01:21:30.770
fucking pics and they would come up like line

01:21:30.770 --> 01:21:36.850
by line. And then finally. Yeah. Yeah. And then

01:21:36.850 --> 01:21:39.470
you were just screwed. Yeah. And you're like,

01:21:39.609 --> 01:21:42.930
God damn it. I'll tell you a funny story that's

01:21:42.930 --> 01:21:45.369
kind of embarrassing. But there was a show on

01:21:45.369 --> 01:21:49.699
HBO called Sex Bites 2 .0. So I'm dating myself,

01:21:49.880 --> 01:21:51.300
giving you my age, because this was like back

01:21:51.300 --> 01:21:55.060
in the late 90s, I think. And they were showing

01:21:55.060 --> 01:21:59.699
a bathroom scene with two lesbians making out,

01:22:00.140 --> 01:22:02.500
hot chicks making out. So I was like, you know,

01:22:02.520 --> 01:22:05.979
I was around like 13, 14, getting my loving myself

01:22:05.979 --> 01:22:09.979
style going. And, you know, it went on for like

01:22:09.979 --> 01:22:11.859
three minutes. And then you hear the director

01:22:11.859 --> 01:22:14.479
in the background yell, cut. And these ladies

01:22:14.479 --> 01:22:17.800
get up and stand up and they had two dicks. They

01:22:17.800 --> 01:22:21.819
were fucking tranny. Yeah, dude. So I was like,

01:22:22.039 --> 01:22:24.859
I was spanking it to two dudes that were hot

01:22:24.859 --> 01:22:26.920
chicks in the beginning. Did you question everything

01:22:26.920 --> 01:22:29.819
for a little while? Everything. But I knew I

01:22:29.819 --> 01:22:31.479
was straight because as soon as that happened,

01:22:31.520 --> 01:22:33.760
I couldn't continue with the act. My shit went

01:22:33.760 --> 01:22:36.640
down. I was like, oh, my God, they duped me.

01:22:37.180 --> 01:22:39.439
But yeah, it was it was mentally scarring. That's

01:22:39.439 --> 01:22:40.859
the only reason why I still have this memory,

01:22:40.859 --> 01:22:42.779
because it's like etched in my brain forever.

01:22:43.930 --> 01:22:47.090
Anywho, I get a little bit on it sometimes. Talk

01:22:47.090 --> 01:22:50.710
about a squirrel. I'm traumatized now. I killed

01:22:50.710 --> 01:22:54.649
my first animal yesterday, dude. I was reversing

01:22:54.649 --> 01:22:59.069
out of the driveway, like moving a car, and then

01:22:59.069 --> 01:23:01.810
I like was going to park on the street and I

01:23:01.810 --> 01:23:03.949
went to go walk back in the driveway and I ran

01:23:03.949 --> 01:23:06.770
over a squirrel dude and killed it. I felt so

01:23:06.770 --> 01:23:10.170
bad. And then I had to pick it up with a plastic

01:23:10.170 --> 01:23:13.350
bag and like it was it was crazy, but. It was

01:23:13.350 --> 01:23:16.250
my first time killing a live thing that wasn't

01:23:16.250 --> 01:23:18.829
an insect in it. It kind of messed with me a

01:23:18.829 --> 01:23:20.689
little bit. Like, I felt real bad about it. And

01:23:20.689 --> 01:23:23.590
then it was gross picking that thing up. But

01:23:23.590 --> 01:23:25.649
rest in peace, little squirrel. I didn't mean

01:23:25.649 --> 01:23:28.649
it. I said a prayer and all that stuff. I did

01:23:28.649 --> 01:23:32.430
a little burial. But yeah, it was crazy. Anywho,

01:23:32.970 --> 01:23:36.050
getting back to the show here. I got to be done

01:23:36.050 --> 01:23:37.930
in seven minutes. I got to go pick up girls.

01:23:38.410 --> 01:23:40.510
Jen did you ever play seven minutes in heaven?

01:23:40.569 --> 01:23:42.149
That was a little game. We used to play back

01:23:42.149 --> 01:23:45.949
in the day You know, I actually didn't know like

01:23:45.949 --> 01:23:50.229
I know but like no one there I was never anywhere

01:23:50.229 --> 01:23:52.810
that they played it. So then you probably never

01:23:52.810 --> 01:23:55.989
played spin the bottle either then I Had played

01:23:55.989 --> 01:23:58.789
spin the bottle. Ah that usually led into this.

01:23:58.789 --> 01:24:02.329
I know I think they were just behind Gotcha.

01:24:03.109 --> 01:24:06.050
Gotcha. Yeah, those were cool times and then

01:24:06.050 --> 01:24:07.810
you would get in the closet and you would be

01:24:07.810 --> 01:24:10.630
like nervous to kind of do stuff and then you

01:24:10.630 --> 01:24:13.109
would like make noises and pretending like you

01:24:13.109 --> 01:24:15.449
would and then like in the last minute or 30

01:24:15.449 --> 01:24:16.590
seconds like all right we gotta do something

01:24:16.590 --> 01:24:19.010
here like we can't just go out and not have done

01:24:19.010 --> 01:24:24.149
anything yeah yeah yeah the whole time uh funny

01:24:24.149 --> 01:24:26.670
funny stuff uh just remembering some of my seven

01:24:26.670 --> 01:24:29.109
minutes in what was not heaven it was like more

01:24:29.109 --> 01:24:32.189
like purgatory because i wasn't you know getting

01:24:32.189 --> 01:24:38.020
it on as well Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So many

01:24:38.020 --> 01:24:40.500
expectations before going in that closet and

01:24:40.500 --> 01:24:44.420
just let down. I'll give you one more funny story.

01:24:44.699 --> 01:24:45.859
And the only reason I'm thinking of this, because

01:24:45.859 --> 01:24:47.720
this was one of those like seventh, eighth grade

01:24:47.720 --> 01:24:49.840
parties where we were playing spin the bottle

01:24:49.840 --> 01:24:51.920
seven, seven minutes in heaven. All of a sudden,

01:24:52.039 --> 01:24:56.380
this chick is missing from the party. And like

01:24:56.380 --> 01:24:59.279
we all go to look for she this is her house.

01:24:59.399 --> 01:25:00.819
We're at, by the way, that it was her party.

01:25:01.980 --> 01:25:04.060
And she's probably listens to our show and she's

01:25:04.060 --> 01:25:05.539
going to hate. I'm not saying her name, but she's

01:25:05.539 --> 01:25:07.619
going to hate me for telling a story. We find

01:25:07.619 --> 01:25:10.020
her like in the alley of her house, like in between

01:25:10.020 --> 01:25:13.060
the her house and the neighbor's house, shitting

01:25:13.060 --> 01:25:16.939
in a bucket. And this was seventh grade. Yeah,

01:25:16.939 --> 01:25:19.020
I don't know why she was. And then we're like,

01:25:19.020 --> 01:25:22.159
what are you? So the bathroom was filled and

01:25:22.159 --> 01:25:24.920
she had to go. It's almost like she's done this

01:25:24.920 --> 01:25:27.180
before, because like, I don't know how you would

01:25:27.180 --> 01:25:28.899
know the bucket was there. Run out there and

01:25:28.899 --> 01:25:31.270
do it. But, uh, yeah, she got caught. And my

01:25:31.270 --> 01:25:34.609
God, she was like known as like shit bucket for

01:25:34.609 --> 01:25:38.369
a very long time. Not a good thing. And no, I

01:25:38.369 --> 01:25:41.369
mean, it adds up. The nickname adds up, though.

01:25:41.529 --> 01:25:45.869
I mean, yeah, why? Crazy. But yeah, I mean, she

01:25:45.869 --> 01:25:47.550
wasn't camping or anything because we've all

01:25:47.550 --> 01:25:50.609
the shit in a bucket camping. Uh, was she like

01:25:50.609 --> 01:25:53.829
a cute kid? Yeah, she was like part of the she

01:25:53.829 --> 01:25:55.869
wasn't like she wasn't like the duff. Like she

01:25:55.869 --> 01:25:59.250
was like the cute kid. Sure. Yeah, I mean, she

01:25:59.250 --> 01:26:01.270
was. It was a party at her house and all that.

01:26:01.270 --> 01:26:03.829
You know, the oh, shit. The crowds were there.

01:26:04.050 --> 01:26:06.489
House. Jesus. Yes, dude. That's what I'm saying.

01:26:06.510 --> 01:26:08.329
Like, I feel like I didn't know of any spare

01:26:08.329 --> 01:26:11.649
bathrooms. Jesus Christ. I think I'll find the

01:26:11.649 --> 01:26:14.590
bucket outside. I think this was like maybe something

01:26:14.590 --> 01:26:17.329
she did and like just didn't think anybody to

01:26:17.329 --> 01:26:19.630
come out because like nobody was in the bathroom.

01:26:19.689 --> 01:26:21.949
Like it wasn't being used. And that was her excuse.

01:26:22.510 --> 01:26:25.189
But anywho, I digress. I digress. All right.

01:26:25.369 --> 01:26:28.829
Why but yeah, so we got two minutes Jen tell

01:26:28.829 --> 01:26:30.909
everybody where they can go find you on social

01:26:30.909 --> 01:26:34.289
media And then is it Jen Smith on all the streaming

01:26:34.289 --> 01:26:37.210
platforms for the music? Oh all streaming platforms

01:26:37.210 --> 01:26:39.750
It's Jen Smith make sure you use two ends though

01:26:39.750 --> 01:26:42.029
because you know most people don't do that And

01:26:42.029 --> 01:26:44.770
then any social media literally like you can

01:26:44.770 --> 01:26:46.710
go find my Facebook. It's pretty lonely over

01:26:46.710 --> 01:26:50.750
there like I I don't really use it but like all

01:26:50.750 --> 01:26:54.170
of social medias, it's Jen Jen and Smith and

01:26:54.170 --> 01:26:58.869
then eight four three 843. Is that significant

01:26:58.869 --> 01:27:02.449
numbers or just kind of random? Negative Ghostwriter.

01:27:02.609 --> 01:27:04.949
Now I just use it because that's what my TikTok

01:27:04.949 --> 01:27:07.750
is. And I didn't even make my TikTok, you know,

01:27:07.850 --> 01:27:09.409
my kid did, because we were trying to find that

01:27:09.409 --> 01:27:11.170
video. And I even asked her when I was like,

01:27:11.229 --> 01:27:13.029
Hey, why the fuck did you use 843? She's like,

01:27:13.029 --> 01:27:16.010
I don't know. It's just what it brought up. So

01:27:16.010 --> 01:27:18.510
God bless it. It worked. It's it's sticking.

01:27:19.229 --> 01:27:22.470
There it is. Yeah. Go out streamer music, folks.

01:27:22.590 --> 01:27:24.729
Jen, you are you were a fun guest. We'll definitely

01:27:24.729 --> 01:27:26.630
have you on. Thank you so much, Jen. It's awesome.

01:27:26.890 --> 01:27:31.229
We'll have you back on. Anytime. The one and

01:27:31.229 --> 01:27:34.409
only Jen Smith. Thank you so much for coming

01:27:34.409 --> 01:27:37.069
on. Rock and roll, people. Go check out our music.

01:27:37.149 --> 01:27:39.930
Go check out our social media. Bill, don't forget

01:27:39.930 --> 01:27:43.810
your percentage of this this this new guest.

01:27:44.390 --> 01:27:48.210
He'll put the new signing under. I love it. Yeah,

01:27:48.270 --> 01:27:51.010
sorry to cut it off. I pick up the girls. All

01:27:51.010 --> 01:27:53.449
good, man. Gracious audience. We love you, Bobby.

01:27:53.550 --> 01:27:56.109
You want to come on real quick? Say goodbye to

01:27:56.109 --> 01:28:01.529
the audience before we go. There is Bobby muted.

01:28:03.430 --> 01:28:06.689
Bobby says goodbye. All righty then, folks. Yes,

01:28:06.810 --> 01:28:10.130
Bobby's back. I love it. We'll see you next week.

01:28:10.350 --> 01:28:12.829
Chad, go get the girls. All right. Peace, everybody.

01:28:12.970 --> 01:28:13.970
Thank you.