LIVE Show 127 - Nick Schizzano

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And we are Live Mr. Gracey Show 127. 127. What's

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up, everybody? Welcome, welcome, welcome. Welcome,

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welcome. Let's roll. We got Nick Schizzano coming

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up today. This is... Well, we'll just let him

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speak for himself, but it should be a fun show.

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Fun show. What's going on, Mr. Gracey? You know,

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just, you know, keeping track of all the calamity

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in the world and all the hypocrisy of the left.

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Yeah. It's just funny to fucking watch every

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fucking week. There's always something new that

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they're freaking the fuck out about that they

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shouldn't, that they have no need to freak out

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about, except that it's Trump that did it. They

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got people marching in the street to return Maduro

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to power. Like crazy. We all, even those, even

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those fuck cars on the left agree that Maduro

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is a fucking dictator. Right. And we all can

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agree that we don't like dictators on both sides.

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Right. Yeah. Cause they, you know, no Kings protest

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Kings and stuff. Right. No dictators. Um, Well,

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that's an actual dictator, and Trump took him

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out, and now you want him returned to power.

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And why is that? Because Trump did it, and they

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didn't. I sent a video to Bobby for Karine Jean

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-Pierre talking about when Maduro just refused

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to leave office after a guy was legitimately

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elected. And I forget what that guy's name is,

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but he had to go into – he sought asylum in Spain

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because Maduro was going to arrest him and put

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him in jail. And he won the election. And so

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he literally just stayed in – I think it was

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in 2021, I believe. So Maduro just stayed in

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power, and he's been in power ever since. Of

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course, Biden gave lip service to a cringey Jean

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-Pierre, comes out and talks about how bad he

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is and all this stuff. And the point of that

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video – the point of me showing that video is

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just to show that the left did agree that he's

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a piece of crap. We know that. Right. You got

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that. But now, because Trump took him out, he

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is a hero somehow. I mean, it's the hypocrisy

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is just friggin hilarious to watch. Yeah. But

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on the other side, it's hilarious in a sarcastic

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way. But it's just, you know, and then they're

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talking about, oh, it's we just want the oil.

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Yeah. That's what everybody wants. That's what

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China wants. That's what Russia wants. That's

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what Iran wants. Everybody wants that oil. Who

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would you rather control? Us? China? Russia?

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Yeah. And then they're also talking about all

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-American imperialism. Okay, well, that's true.

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Maybe. I don't think we're imperialist. It's

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in our backyard. We're allowed to be. Right.

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Which imperialistic country would you rather

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have in control of the world? The United States?

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China or Russia? Pick one. And most of the dumbasses

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on the left would be like, well, anyone but America.

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It's like, yeah, well, go live in those other

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countries, please. It's crazy. Not counting what

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Maduro was doing to his own citizens, like killing

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them, treating them like shit, fucking robbing

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elections and all that shit. He's selling Russia,

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you know, oil and stuff like that. He's selling

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China. They're buying oil in yuan rather than

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the petrol dollar and all that stuff. So it's

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like he's doing he's playing with fire and now

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he got burnt. And yeah, like you said, well,

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he was also letting he's also letting China and

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Russia set up like basically bases in Venezuela.

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They're using all Russian equipment in Venezuela.

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Like not anymore. Want the United States does

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not want even though we do it all over the world.

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The United States doesn't want China or Russia

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setting up shop in the West in the Western Hemisphere.

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A thousand miles from from America. Fuck no.

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It ain't happening. You're not going to let it

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happen. Obama and Biden were fine with it. They

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don't give a shit because they're just weak.

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But Trump's not going to let it happen. Sorry,

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it ain't going to happen. Not going to happen.

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I wouldn't be surprised if we see something happen

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in Cuba soon. I don't know if Bobby's sleeping

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on that video, Chad, but I think we got it. They've

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been on our side forever. My point of showing

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is that she she's talking about how bad Maduro

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is. And it's, you know, actually the one time

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that I kind of agree with her and that she's

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not telling a complete fucking lie out of her

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mouth. But. But the point is the Dems are all

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about it, and now that Trump has taken out Maduro,

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they're like, oh, this is bad. It's illegal.

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He needed congressional approval. Every stupid

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frigging thing in the book they'll throw at it

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just because Trump did it. That's it. There is

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no other reason they don't give a shit about

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anything else except that Trump did this. That's

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all they care about. Here it is. With his illegitimate

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inauguration. As President Biden emphasized during

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his meeting with President -elect Edmundo González

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Ortega on Monday, January 6th, we believe that

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it is essential that the will of the Venezuelan

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people is respected. In coordination with our

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partners, we've given Maduro and his representatives

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every opportunity to restore democracy, but they

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haven't. So today we are building on all of our

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previous actions and taking further major actions.

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We announced new sanctions on key Maduro -aligned

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officials as a part of our efforts to hold them

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accountable, and we imposed more visa restrictions

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totaling nearly 2 ,000 individuals. We also increased

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the reward amount to $25 million for Nicolas

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Maduro and his so -called Minister of Interior.

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as part of the Department of State's Narcotics

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Rewards Program, only the second and third to

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have the largest amount allowed. It is important

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to note that we are taking these actions alongside

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similar actions taken by Canada, the European

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Union, the United Kingdom, to demonstrate a message

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of solidarity with the Venezuelan people and

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further elevate international efforts to maintain

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pressure on Maduro and his representatives. So

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that's all fine, except that now the Democrats

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are like, this is illegal. You can't do this.

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They don't give a fuck that the Venezuelan people

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are happy about it. It's so crazy to watch these

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people operate and literally will just throw

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logic and reason out the window because Trump,

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because Trump, because Trump. Trump can do nothing

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good, nothing. good at all it's hilarious and

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oh i like how she said we're restricting 2 000

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visas meanwhile on the back side they're flying

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venezuelan asylum you know people from asylums

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and prisoners into the united states without

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any friggin vetting any friggin papers come on

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in but it's funny how they're like oh we're restricting

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2 000 visas from yeah right You didn't give a

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fuck. You were, again, bringing in voters. Yep.

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And you didn't care who they were. Nope. And

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I didn't know that Venezuela had the largest

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oil reserves in the world. I did not know that.

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But, yeah, thank God we're larger than Saudi

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Arabia by a lot, too, like by almost double.

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That country should be rich. That country should

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be, every person in that country should be wealthy

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or at least well taken care of. It's just a shame

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because what was Maduro's successor? Chavez.

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Chavez took over, put communism in frigging in

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force, and look what happened to the country.

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Went to shit. And now these stupid idiots up

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in New York think that they got the new Democrat

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socialist, Mom Donnie, who's going to like, oh,

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it's going to be great. We have to, what do you

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say? We have to shed the... Rugged individualism

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for the warm embrace of collectivism. Oh, my

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God. That is a line out of Hitler's book. Yeah,

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that's a line out of Hitler's book. Oh, my God.

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It's fucking nuts. And then some person that's

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working for him, I forget what her title is.

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She's just talking about how private property

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is basically, no, we're going to take everyone's

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property. It's going to affect white people more

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than anyone else. She's saying this. Wow. Well,

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Robert De Niro, who was fucking campaigning for

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Mamdani, is now saying he's moving out of New

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York because. he can't handle the fucking taxes

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this guy this is what i don't when will moderate

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democrats wake up to the craziness of their fucking

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of the far left part of their party and go we

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have to rebel against this this is not good for

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america like it's not but the base is unfortunately

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a bunch of young idiots that don't that uneducate

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well no no that's the problem they are educated

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just not with the right friggin information yeah

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they're educated on nonsense fucking uh It had

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to be inclusive when a man wants to go into a

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woman's bathroom because he had to. God, we have

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to have all these illegals come in because, you

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know, they're human beings. Yeah. Yeah, they

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are human beings. Right. Yeah. But they also

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have their own country and could fucking, you

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know, something. And a lot of them, most of them

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are good, probably. But a shit ton of them aren't.

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They're murderers, pedophiles. They want to,

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you know. In the case of some Muslims, they want

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to install Sharia law, totally cover up, make

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women wear the complete covering and have no

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women's rights, but you're all for it. Oh, wow.

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Mark Griffith put up one of her exact quotes.

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She said, property ownership is oppressive to

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poor people. Right. From what looked like her

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parents' living room. Oh, that's funny, Mark.

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But Jesus, it's oppressive to poor people. Okay,

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but why are they poor to begin with? Like, you

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know, you're not just like anybody could get

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out of their socioeconomic status in this country.

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Yeah, some people are born into shittier situations

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than others, but that's the beauty of America

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is you can climb your way out of it. So I'm not

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saying like if you're poor and in these urban

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areas, like, you know, go fuck yourself, you

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fucked up. But, you know, you could have gotten

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out. I mean, Obama's from, I don't know, some

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shitty part of Chicago. And he became the president,

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so it's possible. But, like, taking private property

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from people that own it to try to give it to

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other people, that's not going to work. Right.

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That should be illegal, and I'm pretty sure it

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is. Yeah. It's breaking and entering and thievery

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of grand larceny or some shit. But that's what

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socialists want. They want the government to

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control everything, including your private property.

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You don't get private property. It's for the

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collective. Yeah. If the gracious audience is

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wondering why myself and Mr. Chad Gracie look

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so wonderful today, it's because we are broadcasting

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in high def. No way, dude. You look handsome.

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What about your ball sack? And we might see some.

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Well, that'll be wrinkly. It's a little wrinkly.

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Yes, sir. I started ironing my ball sack to get

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those wrinkles out and that hurts. So don't,

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don't try that at home, folks. Yo, I got to show

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you this video, Chad. We'll get, we're going

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to get back to this, but. This is funny, dude.

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So they made this kid, it says in the caption,

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but they made this kid believe he was invisible.

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So they do like a trick with him where they put,

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you know, a blanket over him and then they go

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one, two, three, they pull it up and then everybody

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pretends they can't see him. And he starts freaking

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out. But yeah, this is funny, dude. Those are

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funny vids. I've never seen it before, but I'm

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like, that's, I want to do it to my godson, but

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I'm afraid I'll scare the shit out of him. He's

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got to be a little older. Yeah, exactly. Take

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a picture I'm smiling. I'm firing at it. You

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got it. Let me see. Let me see. A lot of stuff

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moving. How great is that, dude? They traumatized

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the kid, though. Totally. I can't get over how

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good that family was acting and reacting. You

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know what I'm saying? They're usually. They had

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the picture ready without him in it. It was great.

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Right. That was clever, man. It's not the gracious

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two inches episode. Not yet, Scotty. Not yet.

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That's right. That's right. Oh, dude. I'm not

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going to put the commentary on, but we have slow

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-mo video of Jake Paul's jaw getting broke. Remember

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I said we had the picture, and you saw it was

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completely out? Wait till you see this video,

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bro. I don't know if I would take this for $98

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million, bro. I mean, the jaw is completely,

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completely out. I'm not going to play this sound

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because I don't really care about this, dude,

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but it's the video that we'll watch. I can't

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believe you knocked him the fuck out. Let me

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see. Yeah, that's better, right? Yeah, just keep

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looking. They're going to show it a couple times.

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Wait till you see how bad this is, dude. Here

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it is. Look at this, dude. It's rubber, bro.

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That is rubber. Oh, my God. That's completely

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out, bro. What the frick? That's crazy. His jaw

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was, like, over here. Yeah. Whoa. Like, it looked

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like a fucking cartoon jaw. You know what I'm

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saying? Like that's something you see in a cartoon.

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Yeah. My God. Roadrunner or some shit. Karenza,

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keep your pants on. She's loving Mr. Gracie today.

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It's the high def brother. It's the high def.

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They love it. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. And then I

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got one more video. We're going to get back into

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our discussion. But just to. I feel you've we've

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seen this before. I know you have, too. But Mike

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Tyson's anger in this video when this guy interviewing

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him brings up a rough subject. Uh huh. Yeah.

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We know you're a convicted rapist. This could

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hurt his campaign. How would you respond to that?

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Hey, I don't know if you heard the beginning

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part. So he goes, you visited the mayor today.

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You know, we know you're a convicted rapist.

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Do you think that's going to hurt his campaign?

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You know, whatever. And then Mike's like, oh,

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boy. I love it because you see it festering in

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him, bro. And, like, you can see he wants to

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literally just beat the shit out of this dude.

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I don't know who said that. You don't even want

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to hear me say that. You know what I mean? And

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I don't have no comment to that, you know, because

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it's negative and you're being negative. And

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I met the man. And nothing they can do about

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it. We actually had a really good time. We talked

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about George Travallo. Who's a legend in your

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city. Great man. Mike spent quite a bit of time

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yesterday talking about his life, highs and lows.

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So interesting that you come across like a nightgown,

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but you're really a piece of shit. Hey, come

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on. That was a piece of shit. You know, we're

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doing live TV. I don't care. What are you going

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to do about it? You got a show that you're doing

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tonight. We are. A lot of people are. It's raw

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and it's the real truth. A lot of people are

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going to be there to see your show. Just tell

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us a bit about it. You know. It's big for itself.

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It's a Broadway production. It went to Vegas.

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It went to actually 20. I love it. Mike's not

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done, dude. Mike's not done. This is still bothering.

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And I get his point of view, bro. I like how

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the dude's trying to keep it together and keep

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everything on track. But it's like, nah. And

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as he's doing it, and as this white guy's doing

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it, you can see him looking over at Mike, trying

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to see his demeanor. And he's like, shit, I can't

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calm this down. Don't you look how brave. Don't

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you like how brave this fucking this interviewer

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guy is to say that to Mike Tyson? Right. Would

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he go up to Mike Tyson on the fucking street

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and say that to him? Hell no. Hell no. Dude.

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United States. And we're really, really proud

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to bring it here. And we're actually going to

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Monaco on October 9th. We're going to be in Monte

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Carlo. Is it nerve wracking for you to do something

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like this? Or is it more nervous for you to box?

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How does it compare? It's more than the fact

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that we're here talking to a rat piece of shit.

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Come on, Mike. Not because you're a piece of

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shit. We're going to wrap up this interview.

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Thank you for coming in. Fuck you. Yes. Yes.

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But I completely get his sentiment, dude. It's

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like you had me here to interview me and now

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you're going to start it off like that? And it's

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me, Mike Tyson. Stupid. The baddest man on the

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motherfucking planet. So, Chad, I don't know

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if you know this, dude, but for everybody who's

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against the Second Amendment, and I'm talking

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to the people on the left, the U .S. has the

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highest, the third highest, I'm sorry, murder

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rate in the world, right? Yep. Third highest

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in the world. If you remove these five cities,

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Chicago, Detroit, Washington, D .C., St. Louis,

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and Philadelphia, then the U .S. is 189th out

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of 193 countries in the world. And what do all

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those cities have in common? Oh, they are, all

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five cities have strict gun control laws and

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all controlled by the left -winged Democrats.

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Fact check it. Fact check it, bitches. Fact check

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it. That's crazy. Yeah. That's so weird. So they

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have the highest, the most restrictive gun laws

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in those cities? Yeah, yet the most murders.

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Hmm. Yeah, it's so weird. You would think that.

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You know, somewhere like Texas or, you know,

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generally in Texas or in Florida. Yep. Because

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they allow guns and they're all for guns. But

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it's the cities with the most restrictive gun

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laws that have the most gun deaths. Right. Because

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civilians can't protect themselves. So weird.

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That's why I saw every time there's a shooting

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and the Democrats are like, we need more gun

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laws. What do you think you're going to accomplish?

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Nothing. Right. And let me ask you this, Chad.

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This is a common sense question. So a lot of

00:19:20.759 --> 00:19:22.460
people on the left might get this wrong. But

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if you were a criminal, right, and you wanted

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to rob people, would you move to Texas where

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the citizens are armed and can have guns? Or

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would you move to Philadelphia, say, where it's

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illegal and only you, the criminal, can have

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a gun? Where would you go? What's that county

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in Florida that the sheriff openly tells people

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to shoot people as they come in their house?

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Cool County, Florida. Cool County, I think. Something

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like that. I definitely wouldn't go there because

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I'd probably die. I'd probably go to Philly if

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I was a criminal and wanted to kill people with

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a gun that I got illegally because I'm a criminal.

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Yeah. It's literally a no -brainer, bro. I think

00:20:04.069 --> 00:20:06.829
that would be the way to go. It's a no -brainer.

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Or I could have suicidal empathy for my subjects.

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and go down to Florida to that County and then

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get shot myself. Yeah. Could do that. Yeah. Stick

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with a stick with good old Philly. It's just

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nuts, man. It's like you see, like it's, if they

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were to say like, Oh, we have a problem and we

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have no solution to it. You know, like she says,

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yeah, you will Courtney. And then you would take

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them in the back seat and do what I know you

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love. Mr. Gracie. Would you do this with his

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hot dog is the question. This is kind of gross

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here, dude. Okay, here we go. If this is you,

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Courtney, I swear. Oh, God. What? Yeah, what?

00:20:59.710 --> 00:21:01.829
Like, out in the open of a restaurant, dude.

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Like, I'm pretty sure this is not behind the

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counter. Like, she literally banged herself with

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a hot dog. That's either. Somebody pissed her

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off or that's her boyfriend. I don't know which

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one it is. What the fuck? Her boyfriend. Imagine

00:21:19.160 --> 00:21:24.380
your girlfriend did that to you, bro. Hey, mama's

00:21:24.380 --> 00:21:26.400
watching. Come on. You get me in trouble. Oh,

00:21:26.519 --> 00:21:30.500
my bad. Mama, mama, mama, Lana. But yeah, dude,

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Chad, this is another thing. And then we're going

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to hop back into it. This will lead us back into

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our political talk. Nine out of the 12 NYPD,

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I think we might have spoken about this, but

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nine out of the 12 NYPD officers that allegedly

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went through the Anthony Weiner laptop committed

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suicide. I've heard this before. All nine of

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them died by a self -inflicted gunshot wound

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to the head. So to me, that says one of two things.

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Either what they saw on there was so horrible

00:22:01.349 --> 00:22:04.029
that they took their own life because it's that

00:22:04.029 --> 00:22:08.930
fucking egregious. uh nine of them wouldn't play

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ball with the information that was on there and

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they were killed and it could be both like yeah

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true very true i heard like it's one or the other

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yeah exactly what probably is i heard there's

00:22:22.029 --> 00:22:23.730
crazy shit with hillary clinton on there like

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like crazy abusive like allegedly murdering shit

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going on yeah children that she's doing she's

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participating that's right apparently There's

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audio. Allegedly. Well, yeah. And this is allegedly

00:22:39.220 --> 00:22:43.019
too, but allegedly there's audio out there from

00:22:43.019 --> 00:22:47.259
Miss Giuffre or Virginia Giuffre, the Epstein

00:22:47.259 --> 00:22:50.859
victim, that goes through like what was going

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on on the island. And basically she said that

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Hillary would go there and kill people. So like

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Bill Clinton would fuck these girls and then

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Hillary would come in and abuse them. And then

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sometimes she would say. Okay, now run. And they

00:23:05.839 --> 00:23:08.240
would run through the island and Bill had to

00:23:08.240 --> 00:23:10.099
find them. Jeffrey had to find them or Hillary

00:23:10.099 --> 00:23:11.559
had to find them. And if Hillary found them,

00:23:11.619 --> 00:23:14.200
she killed them. If Bill found them, whatever,

00:23:14.339 --> 00:23:17.220
they just put them in a fucking, you know, dog

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thing and walked it back and fucked them. How

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dark and crazy is that shit, dude? Like Hillary's

00:23:23.480 --> 00:23:25.440
fucking shooting people that her husband's banging

00:23:25.440 --> 00:23:30.099
and their kids. It's twisted as fuck. And I wouldn't

00:23:30.099 --> 00:23:32.839
put it past these people. I would not put it

00:23:32.839 --> 00:23:38.930
past her. Right. There's got to be some crazy,

00:23:39.349 --> 00:23:41.609
fucked up reason why they're still together.

00:23:42.509 --> 00:23:46.289
Knowing she knows that he does this stuff, right?

00:23:46.430 --> 00:23:48.769
Well, she loved her man and stood by him after

00:23:48.769 --> 00:23:51.150
he shoved the cigar in her ass. What's wrong

00:23:51.150 --> 00:23:55.910
with that? You can look at examples where she

00:23:55.910 --> 00:23:58.329
didn't kill people, went after the victims of

00:23:58.329 --> 00:24:01.940
him. There are several instances where people

00:24:01.940 --> 00:24:04.660
that were either sexually assaulted by him or

00:24:04.660 --> 00:24:09.160
like Monica Lewinsky, for instance, she then

00:24:09.160 --> 00:24:12.059
attacks them after it happens. Not him. She's

00:24:12.059 --> 00:24:13.819
not worried about him. She attacks the victims.

00:24:14.240 --> 00:24:17.400
Right. So why wouldn't it be? It's not much of

00:24:17.400 --> 00:24:21.440
a stretch to go into this crazy, weird, fucked

00:24:21.440 --> 00:24:24.359
up world of Jeffrey Epstein and go, oh, yeah,

00:24:24.480 --> 00:24:26.180
I'm going to let my husband fuck these women

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and then I'm going to kill him. Yeah. For real.

00:24:28.940 --> 00:24:31.880
Yep. No, Courtney, that wasn't a dream I had.

00:24:31.900 --> 00:24:35.819
Allegedly. Allegedly. This was allegedly Virginia

00:24:35.819 --> 00:24:39.380
Gouffray's voice describing the incident that

00:24:39.380 --> 00:24:42.279
I was talking about. So, yeah. And if I had dreams

00:24:42.279 --> 00:24:45.180
like that, it would be a nightmare for one. Yeah,

00:24:45.220 --> 00:24:47.740
Bobby's saying eyes wide shut. Exactly. Go watch

00:24:47.740 --> 00:24:51.359
that fucking movie again. Yeah. That's crazy

00:24:51.359 --> 00:24:54.559
shit. Because a lot of people got eyes wide closed

00:24:54.559 --> 00:25:00.930
in this motherfucker. What else is, oh, I got

00:25:00.930 --> 00:25:04.309
to do this for us, Mr. Gracie. Oh, please like,

00:25:04.430 --> 00:25:06.329
we've got to start doing that at the beginning

00:25:06.329 --> 00:25:08.829
of the episode. Like, subscribe, share, follow.

00:25:09.069 --> 00:25:11.410
Sharing is caring people. Courtney, if you are

00:25:11.410 --> 00:25:13.750
watching this and not sharing this, you're out

00:25:13.750 --> 00:25:18.390
of the audience. Who else is out there? Drumming

00:25:18.390 --> 00:25:20.450
up conversation, you're done. Corenza, you're

00:25:20.450 --> 00:25:24.490
done. Share, share, share. Put up our sponsors

00:25:24.490 --> 00:25:27.690
now, why don't you as well? Yes, sir. I was in

00:25:27.690 --> 00:25:29.150
the middle of doing this and then I'll pull that.

00:25:29.369 --> 00:25:39.009
I always forget. Here we go. Yeah, we didn't

00:25:39.009 --> 00:25:41.609
do your drum track when I was in New York. We'll

00:25:41.609 --> 00:26:01.519
have to do it next time. Yeah. The gracious two.

00:26:02.019 --> 00:26:06.460
Oh, yeah, it's true. Life's in wisdom. All for

00:26:06.460 --> 00:26:10.240
you. The gracious two. They're breaking through.

00:26:10.759 --> 00:26:14.519
Turn it up. It's what you do. You've got to be

00:26:14.519 --> 00:26:17.539
seeing the videos. Scotty Blackman watching you.

00:26:19.180 --> 00:26:22.720
Pulling out all the audience. They talk the talk.

00:26:23.140 --> 00:26:26.279
It's sharp. Lorenzo wants to know, does anyone

00:26:26.279 --> 00:26:30.019
know how to contact the president? Yeah. As for

00:26:30.019 --> 00:27:05.420
President Henry Wood, Yeah, baby. Hey, hey, hey.

00:27:06.420 --> 00:27:16.460
The gracious intro tune or whatever. How to contact

00:27:16.460 --> 00:27:18.920
the president. Yeah. 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

00:27:19.079 --> 00:27:23.579
Right. But no, 911 is a direct line to there.

00:27:23.720 --> 00:27:26.000
Let them know your name and who you're looking

00:27:26.000 --> 00:27:31.700
for. And address. Yes. And you'd be good to go.

00:27:32.019 --> 00:27:34.099
I want one as a directory. It's not for emergencies.

00:27:34.759 --> 00:27:37.119
That is true. The president of the United States,

00:27:37.200 --> 00:27:41.900
please. Uh, let me patch it right through. Yeah.

00:27:42.079 --> 00:27:45.359
Uh, just hold on one second. Rose hyper on one.

00:27:45.519 --> 00:27:50.140
Uh, my, my Larry Hankin right there. Yeah. But

00:27:50.140 --> 00:27:53.859
yeah, man, I mean, just the fact like, okay.

00:27:53.980 --> 00:27:57.119
Yeah. We kind of probably did use the drugs as

00:27:57.119 --> 00:28:01.259
a, uh, as a, scapegoat to go into venezuela and

00:28:01.259 --> 00:28:03.579
secure all that shit but they were fucking doing

00:28:03.579 --> 00:28:07.160
shady shit with uh iran shady shit with russia

00:28:07.160 --> 00:28:10.599
shady shit with china oh yeah i mean the drugs

00:28:10.599 --> 00:28:13.259
are just one thing i mean they used that this

00:28:13.259 --> 00:28:16.200
was technically a law enforcement action to take

00:28:16.200 --> 00:28:19.700
to take him into custody yeah but coordinated

00:28:19.700 --> 00:28:21.400
with the u .s military which is very unusual

00:28:21.400 --> 00:28:24.720
yeah by the way what they pulled off was friggin

00:28:24.720 --> 00:28:28.619
amazing And the fact that nobody died, they didn't

00:28:28.619 --> 00:28:31.299
lose anybody, a couple guys got injured, one

00:28:31.299 --> 00:28:33.259
helicopter was hit, they didn't lose the chopper.

00:28:33.319 --> 00:28:37.380
That shit was flawlessly executed. It's amazing.

00:28:37.859 --> 00:28:41.200
I'm going to say... People have no idea the coordination,

00:28:41.460 --> 00:28:44.200
the logistics of an operation like that. They

00:28:44.200 --> 00:28:47.099
have no idea what goes into something like that.

00:28:47.380 --> 00:28:51.039
But world leaders watching around the world do

00:28:51.039 --> 00:28:54.119
know, and they saw... What the U .S. military

00:28:54.119 --> 00:28:58.359
can do when conducted properly. Yeah. We are

00:28:58.359 --> 00:29:01.140
the baddest motherfuckers on the planet and can

00:29:01.140 --> 00:29:04.359
do shit. The actual thing that Delta Force does,

00:29:04.480 --> 00:29:06.640
this is what they do. Hostage extraction or,

00:29:06.640 --> 00:29:10.460
you know, target extraction. Yep. Fuck around

00:29:10.460 --> 00:29:13.319
and find out, people. Apparently, the Cubans

00:29:13.319 --> 00:29:17.000
were, the Cuban Special Forces were Maduro's

00:29:17.000 --> 00:29:19.900
guards and they got wiped out because they engaged

00:29:19.900 --> 00:29:22.819
Delta Force and they got destroyed. All of them

00:29:22.819 --> 00:29:24.420
died. All of them died. Every one of them died.

00:29:24.539 --> 00:29:27.720
See you. Bye -bye. I started talking to world

00:29:27.720 --> 00:29:31.019
leaders just as of now. So, Xi Jinping, you're

00:29:31.019 --> 00:29:33.339
on fucking watch, bro. Keep thinking about Taiwan.

00:29:33.380 --> 00:29:36.319
We'll come in your backyard next. It's not as

00:29:36.319 --> 00:29:39.619
much China and Russia, but Cuba and Colombia

00:29:39.619 --> 00:29:41.940
should be worried. And Mexico. Oh, definitely.

00:29:42.319 --> 00:29:45.519
He literally said that. He's like, yeah, I wouldn't

00:29:45.519 --> 00:29:49.720
take it off the table. He goes, Colombia's got

00:29:49.720 --> 00:29:53.140
fucking coke. hotels and you know fields and

00:29:53.140 --> 00:29:56.519
fucking well just from just from the fentanyl

00:29:56.519 --> 00:29:58.559
alone coming into our country over the last few

00:29:58.559 --> 00:30:02.400
years from china hundreds of thousands of people

00:30:02.400 --> 00:30:04.900
are dying a year well i think it was 70 000 last

00:30:04.900 --> 00:30:07.480
year but before that was like 100 000 in years

00:30:07.480 --> 00:30:13.160
previous 100 000 americans are dying a year from

00:30:13.160 --> 00:30:17.039
fentanyl coming in from the likes of venezuela

00:30:17.039 --> 00:30:22.630
colombia mexico And that is literally a weapon

00:30:22.630 --> 00:30:25.529
of mass destruction. If you showed Americans

00:30:25.529 --> 00:30:28.670
the faces of 100 ,000 people dead every year

00:30:28.670 --> 00:30:30.910
from this freaking drug, I think they would have

00:30:30.910 --> 00:30:35.490
a whole different perspective on it. You know

00:30:35.490 --> 00:30:36.849
what they should do? They should do the death

00:30:36.849 --> 00:30:39.369
count of people that die from fentanyl every

00:30:39.369 --> 00:30:42.890
day. Put that on CNN like they did with the stupid

00:30:42.890 --> 00:30:45.349
death count of freaking COVID. Remember when

00:30:45.349 --> 00:30:48.009
they did that? Yeah, I do. And everyone would

00:30:48.009 --> 00:30:51.150
scare the shit out of you. Well, maybe do it

00:30:51.150 --> 00:30:53.529
with something that's actually legitimately can

00:30:53.529 --> 00:30:57.950
be stopped by what Trump is doing. Hello. Hello.

00:30:58.490 --> 00:31:01.210
Yes, the drugs are one thing. The oil is a thing.

00:31:01.549 --> 00:31:03.809
Like I said earlier, would you rather have control

00:31:03.809 --> 00:31:08.769
that oil us or China? No, thank you. No, thank

00:31:08.769 --> 00:31:12.769
you. Who would you rather have bases in or who

00:31:12.769 --> 00:31:15.990
would you want Chinese and Russian bases in our

00:31:15.990 --> 00:31:22.690
hemisphere? No, no. and no so and and i think

00:31:22.690 --> 00:31:25.410
the chinese delegation met with maduro like three

00:31:25.410 --> 00:31:29.549
hours before he was before he was abducted wait

00:31:29.549 --> 00:31:31.089
what was that three four hours before he was

00:31:31.089 --> 00:31:33.829
abducted or whatever chinese delegation had met

00:31:33.829 --> 00:31:37.710
with him oh investing in their oil industry and

00:31:37.710 --> 00:31:40.769
started giving them more money and and trump

00:31:40.769 --> 00:31:45.269
was like nope ain't happening yeah nope I like

00:31:45.269 --> 00:31:48.089
the thing. It was the White House put out. It's

00:31:48.089 --> 00:31:51.630
Maduro saying, come for me. I'm in Mio Flores.

00:31:52.069 --> 00:31:56.869
And then fucking fast forward to us getting him.

00:31:58.529 --> 00:32:01.789
Like, why are you poking a bear, bro? Like, I

00:32:01.789 --> 00:32:05.450
would not be fucking with you. And little fucking

00:32:05.450 --> 00:32:08.049
Rocket Man over in North Korea should be on fucking

00:32:08.049 --> 00:32:11.339
watch, too. that's even that's an easier target

00:32:11.339 --> 00:32:13.880
because the whole country is a military base

00:32:13.880 --> 00:32:16.519
every citizen has to like join north korea's

00:32:16.519 --> 00:32:20.359
military so therefore all all fair game all fair

00:32:20.359 --> 00:32:24.180
game exactly yeah but anyway so now you have

00:32:24.180 --> 00:32:27.680
the the the leader of columbia spouting off it's

00:32:27.680 --> 00:32:30.759
like dude shut your mouth like he's crazy guy

00:32:30.759 --> 00:32:34.099
yeah stop bro because you'll be next like you're

00:32:34.099 --> 00:32:36.700
sitting there saying We're doing this to deflect

00:32:36.700 --> 00:32:39.240
from the pedophiles that run this country, bro.

00:32:39.299 --> 00:32:42.019
That is brazen fucking talk. We're actually the

00:32:42.019 --> 00:32:44.539
ones bringing it to the light. The citizens of

00:32:44.539 --> 00:32:46.579
this country are bringing it to the light with

00:32:46.579 --> 00:32:49.880
some of the politicians' help. Trust me, America's

00:32:49.880 --> 00:32:52.240
not about that shit. But keep fucking spouting

00:32:52.240 --> 00:32:54.259
your mouth off like that and you'll fuck around

00:32:54.259 --> 00:32:57.000
and find out. The Trump administration has already

00:32:57.000 --> 00:33:00.220
rescued 68 ,000 children in this country that

00:33:00.220 --> 00:33:04.970
were trafficked in sex slavery. regular slavery

00:33:04.970 --> 00:33:07.930
working at jobs like he's already rescued 68

00:33:07.930 --> 00:33:10.970
000 of them okay that was as of like two months

00:33:10.970 --> 00:33:13.789
ago on the left no he didn't just say he didn't

00:33:13.789 --> 00:33:16.029
well exactly yes no what do you mean that's bullshit

00:33:16.029 --> 00:33:19.750
yeah yeah no tom homan's talking about that about

00:33:19.750 --> 00:33:21.670
uh maybe it was in early december i saw that

00:33:21.670 --> 00:33:23.349
so it's probably more by now but my point is

00:33:23.349 --> 00:33:29.130
the pedophile is rescuing the children pedo in

00:33:29.130 --> 00:33:32.819
charge got it Okay, and the only reason they

00:33:32.819 --> 00:33:35.180
call him a pedophile is because, oh, there's

00:33:35.180 --> 00:33:38.759
a picture of him with freaking Epstein. It's

00:33:38.759 --> 00:33:41.920
so – like their brains are so freaking – it's

00:33:41.920 --> 00:33:44.720
so vapid. It's just like, oh, look, there's a

00:33:44.720 --> 00:33:46.019
picture of him with Epstein. Therefore, he must

00:33:46.019 --> 00:33:47.539
be a pedophile, so we can call him that now.

00:33:47.640 --> 00:33:49.440
Okay, we can call him a pedophile. We can call

00:33:49.440 --> 00:33:51.180
him a convicted felon, and we can call him a

00:33:51.180 --> 00:33:53.380
racist. We can call him a misogynist, and we

00:33:53.380 --> 00:33:56.460
can call him a – it's like, okay, just make up

00:33:56.460 --> 00:33:58.500
every word you can call him. Great. You know

00:33:58.500 --> 00:34:02.549
what? He doesn't give a shit. he fucks women

00:34:02.549 --> 00:34:06.970
and hot ones yeah he's a billionaire who you

00:34:06.970 --> 00:34:09.809
know had girls all around him his whole freaking

00:34:09.809 --> 00:34:15.010
life because he's a billionaire sorry okay okay

00:34:15.010 --> 00:34:18.949
sorry it happens yeah it does happen when you're

00:34:18.949 --> 00:34:21.690
a billionaire playboy that has to fucking go

00:34:21.690 --> 00:34:24.829
from your cool ass job like running fucking cool

00:34:24.829 --> 00:34:27.329
companies to take over the free world because

00:34:27.880 --> 00:34:29.900
It's run like shit. Like, he didn't have to do

00:34:29.900 --> 00:34:31.980
any of this, yet he did because he cares about

00:34:31.980 --> 00:34:35.800
America and loves women, not kids, people. Get

00:34:35.800 --> 00:34:39.800
over it. And then I forget, somebody released

00:34:39.800 --> 00:34:45.000
files basically saying, like, Trump, he's nowhere

00:34:45.000 --> 00:34:47.199
in the Epstein files. The pictures are fucking

00:34:47.199 --> 00:34:49.199
mad. Oh, they did the Mar -a -Lago story where

00:34:49.199 --> 00:34:52.860
they found out, like, how that came about. So

00:34:52.860 --> 00:34:55.559
Epstein used to get massages from chicks from

00:34:55.559 --> 00:35:00.960
the Mar -a -Lago. And all above age because they

00:35:00.960 --> 00:35:05.059
were 18 or over working there. And the straw

00:35:05.059 --> 00:35:06.800
that broke the camel's back and why he was kicked

00:35:06.800 --> 00:35:08.619
out of the property and Ghislaine wasn't allowed

00:35:08.619 --> 00:35:12.300
back is because an 18 -year -old masseur went

00:35:12.300 --> 00:35:13.960
to go over there and massage him and he became

00:35:13.960 --> 00:35:17.199
inappropriate with him. She complained to Trump

00:35:17.199 --> 00:35:19.380
and Mar -a -Lago and he banned him for life.

00:35:19.820 --> 00:35:23.639
Because he's a creep. So somebody who has dirt

00:35:23.639 --> 00:35:27.139
on him for molesting kids, if Trump was molesting

00:35:27.139 --> 00:35:29.460
kids with Epstein, I don't think he would throw

00:35:29.460 --> 00:35:32.760
him out of Mar -a -Lago so publicly and humiliate

00:35:32.760 --> 00:35:35.139
him like that. He threw him out of Mar -a -Lago.

00:35:35.280 --> 00:35:38.179
What was that, in 2007 or something? Or three.

00:35:38.639 --> 00:35:40.420
Yeah, it was pretty early. Yeah, maybe it was

00:35:40.420 --> 00:35:45.039
before that. And then he helped, I think Trump

00:35:45.039 --> 00:35:49.039
helped him get convicted in Florida. for sexual

00:35:49.039 --> 00:35:53.920
assault of minors, right? He certainly went through

00:35:53.920 --> 00:35:56.860
without a subpoena, though. Yeah, they didn't

00:35:56.860 --> 00:35:58.960
have to subpoena him. He freely went in and talked

00:35:58.960 --> 00:36:01.159
to the prosecutor. The only one, by the way.

00:36:01.780 --> 00:36:06.099
But then after he was convicted of that, Epstein,

00:36:06.340 --> 00:36:09.880
the Democrats are still taking meetings with

00:36:09.880 --> 00:36:12.280
him and taking money from him. Well, don't say

00:36:12.280 --> 00:36:15.599
the truth. Why don't you look around and judge

00:36:15.599 --> 00:36:19.210
your own people? The lefties. Before you start

00:36:19.210 --> 00:36:21.590
talking about Trump because – and then when Trump

00:36:21.590 --> 00:36:25.349
was in power in 2019, well, guess who got arrested

00:36:25.349 --> 00:36:29.510
and put in federal prison? El puto de madre.

00:36:29.769 --> 00:36:37.929
Wow. Under Trump's presidency. So – so you think

00:36:37.929 --> 00:36:40.730
what i'm sure they're like oh well they he arrested

00:36:40.730 --> 00:36:42.710
him so he could cover it up at his involvement

00:36:42.710 --> 00:36:45.590
they'll make up some fucking right that's that's

00:36:45.590 --> 00:36:46.829
the thing about the left they're always talking

00:36:46.829 --> 00:36:49.130
about like conspiracy theories and they make

00:36:49.130 --> 00:36:52.650
up the craziest most insane conspiracy theories

00:36:52.650 --> 00:36:56.849
real ones that are not true about y 'all all

00:36:56.849 --> 00:37:00.909
the time uh and then the conspiracy theories

00:37:00.909 --> 00:37:04.739
that we talked about always come true I know.

00:37:04.760 --> 00:37:06.980
We got to stop calling conspiracy theories because

00:37:06.980 --> 00:37:09.820
it fucks with people's head. Just real cold hard

00:37:09.820 --> 00:37:12.840
facts that were once theories. My point is the

00:37:12.840 --> 00:37:14.960
left makes fun of people about conspiracy theories

00:37:14.960 --> 00:37:17.340
and they make up the craziest ones about Trump

00:37:17.340 --> 00:37:20.559
and about whatever they can. See? All the time.

00:37:20.760 --> 00:37:24.920
That are not real. Anyway. Go ahead. Our lovely

00:37:24.920 --> 00:37:27.440
guest is here. I want to apologize because I

00:37:27.440 --> 00:37:30.659
sent him the link very late, but let's bring

00:37:30.659 --> 00:37:35.219
on our next guest, Mr. Nicholas Shazano. What's

00:37:35.219 --> 00:37:42.980
going on? And friend. Hey. Hello. Are they frozen?

00:37:44.659 --> 00:37:50.550
Can you hear me? Yes, we can hear you now. If

00:37:50.550 --> 00:37:54.949
it freezes up on you, hopefully it comes in.

00:37:54.949 --> 00:37:58.590
Okay, this is my picture. Yeah, now you're there.

00:37:58.949 --> 00:38:01.010
Live show, we have hiccups all the time, so don't

00:38:01.010 --> 00:38:08.809
feel bad. What's going on, Nick? Let me try this.

00:38:08.849 --> 00:38:12.369
There you go. Buffering. Better. Okay. Can you

00:38:12.369 --> 00:38:18.900
hear us? No. They have no audio. They are off

00:38:18.900 --> 00:38:22.980
-grid. Nick, I got an idea. I'm going to remove

00:38:22.980 --> 00:38:25.079
you. Why don't you click the link and come back

00:38:25.079 --> 00:38:26.760
in? Or maybe talk now because maybe it seems

00:38:26.760 --> 00:38:30.900
like you're good. Nope. I'm going to remove you,

00:38:30.920 --> 00:38:32.800
Nick. Click that link, come back in, see if that

00:38:32.800 --> 00:38:36.159
does anything. Maybe it'll clear it out. Go here.

00:38:38.239 --> 00:38:42.619
They're off -grid. They are totally off -grid,

00:38:42.619 --> 00:38:45.059
yeah. Their Starlink's not working wherever.

00:38:45.920 --> 00:38:49.980
wherever they are our link um so bobby yeah i

00:38:49.980 --> 00:38:51.420
don't know if you're communicating with him in

00:38:51.420 --> 00:38:53.320
the background but let him know i booted him

00:38:53.320 --> 00:38:56.000
he can come back in and all that jazz uh beauty

00:38:56.000 --> 00:38:58.840
of a live show folks that's mr nick shizano and

00:38:58.840 --> 00:39:03.000
friend uh as they say mark griffith venezuela

00:39:03.000 --> 00:39:05.659
got saved from the warmth of collectivism yes

00:39:05.659 --> 00:39:12.340
they did yes they did go watch the mom donnie

00:39:12.340 --> 00:39:14.000
speech if you don't know what we're talking about

00:39:19.849 --> 00:39:24.610
Karenza. She says the police are the pedophiles.

00:39:24.610 --> 00:39:27.130
That's part of the infiltration. There's this

00:39:27.130 --> 00:39:29.550
awful defense lawyer in Ventura Hall of Justice

00:39:29.550 --> 00:39:33.269
named Riley Annapole who let out the worst of

00:39:33.269 --> 00:39:35.849
the worst and incriminates the innocent. Oh,

00:39:35.849 --> 00:39:38.449
that's the Democrats. That's what they do all

00:39:38.449 --> 00:39:43.539
day. Just to let everybody know. Those are Karenza's

00:39:43.539 --> 00:39:46.739
beliefs. I don't believe that police are pedophiles.

00:39:46.739 --> 00:39:50.199
Maybe some are, but not in a blanketed statement

00:39:50.199 --> 00:39:52.960
like that. I believe that about the prosecutor,

00:39:53.119 --> 00:39:56.659
though. Oh, yeah. Prosecutors all over this country

00:39:56.659 --> 00:39:58.320
don't prosecute crime. They let them out. They're

00:39:58.320 --> 00:40:00.780
soft on them. And then they go after law abiding

00:40:00.780 --> 00:40:03.659
citizens that have done nothing wrong. Yeah.

00:40:03.739 --> 00:40:06.460
Oh, like what was his name? President Trump.

00:40:06.800 --> 00:40:11.360
Oh, yeah. Oh, the other thing about Venezuela.

00:40:11.869 --> 00:40:14.210
Guess what company is headquartered or came from

00:40:14.210 --> 00:40:17.289
Venezuela? Chevron, baby. Let's go. Dominion.

00:40:18.929 --> 00:40:22.210
Dominion. The voting machines. Get the fuck out

00:40:22.210 --> 00:40:24.150
of here, bro. So the other speculation is that

00:40:24.150 --> 00:40:27.230
we went in to get a hold of the servers. Anyway.

00:40:27.530 --> 00:40:30.309
There they are. Are we working now? I believe.

00:40:31.929 --> 00:40:36.650
What up there, Nicky? Nicky Nick. Hey. How's

00:40:36.650 --> 00:40:45.849
it going? How you doing? Yeah. I hear you. So

00:40:45.849 --> 00:40:49.530
we're at an RV just a week. Yeah, could be. We'll

00:40:49.530 --> 00:40:51.449
try it out because you're kind of working now.

00:40:51.590 --> 00:40:55.050
So maybe we'll start this up. But welcome to

00:40:55.050 --> 00:40:57.190
The Gracious Two. Nick, who are you next to?

00:40:58.929 --> 00:41:02.070
This is my partner, Crystal Cavalier. Hello,

00:41:02.230 --> 00:41:06.989
Crystal. Hi, Crystal. And a partner in romance

00:41:06.989 --> 00:41:09.429
or a partner in whatever journey you're on in

00:41:09.429 --> 00:41:15.969
life? Yeah, romance business. Cool. Very cool.

00:41:18.329 --> 00:41:22.489
Yeah, so you're breaking up here and there. We'll

00:41:22.489 --> 00:41:25.190
try this a little bit longer and see if it'll

00:41:25.190 --> 00:41:29.110
go. So tell us a little bit about what you guys

00:41:29.110 --> 00:41:31.610
do. And Bobby was saying that you guys kind of

00:41:31.610 --> 00:41:37.070
live like holistically, maybe off the land as

00:41:37.070 --> 00:41:50.019
opposed to being crazy capitalists. We're trying.

00:41:50.500 --> 00:41:53.260
Yeah, so you know what? Yeah, that's correct.

00:41:53.360 --> 00:41:58.099
Right now we are traveling in our camper. That's

00:41:58.099 --> 00:41:59.980
what it is then, Nicky. I heard Minnesota in

00:41:59.980 --> 00:42:02.460
a camper, so we might be in a bad reception area

00:42:02.460 --> 00:42:05.300
at the time. If it is the case, we'll try this

00:42:05.300 --> 00:42:06.900
for like one more minute, but if it continues

00:42:06.900 --> 00:42:08.800
like this, we'll have to reschedule you. I'm

00:42:08.800 --> 00:42:11.719
definitely down to hear your story. chat with

00:42:11.719 --> 00:42:14.179
you folks because i like the whole van life living

00:42:14.179 --> 00:42:17.619
and uh i subscribed to that and if i wasn't so

00:42:17.619 --> 00:42:20.179
heavily connected to the world i could totally

00:42:20.179 --> 00:42:23.380
see myself doing that uh living in a van down

00:42:23.380 --> 00:42:26.980
by the river with chris farley all right farley

00:42:26.980 --> 00:42:34.119
thank you matt foley i heard river ah yeah so

00:42:34.119 --> 00:42:37.340
nick it's not working buddy uh yeah it's not

00:42:37.340 --> 00:42:39.340
working but so let's figure this out for another

00:42:39.340 --> 00:42:41.690
time we will reschedule you uh i'm gonna put

00:42:41.690 --> 00:42:43.409
you back in the green room so it's not happening

00:42:43.409 --> 00:42:47.050
uh the way it's happening but uh yeah that stinks

00:42:47.050 --> 00:42:49.010
because um i was looking forward to hearing their

00:42:49.010 --> 00:42:52.750
story but uh nick shizano and crystal folks uh

00:42:52.750 --> 00:42:55.289
they're living reschedule reschedule reschedule

00:42:55.289 --> 00:42:57.550
let's get them on here i like yeah for sure i

00:42:57.550 --> 00:43:00.250
would like to eventually get like an rv a little

00:43:00.250 --> 00:43:03.070
rv and freaking just go up go around so i wanted

00:43:03.070 --> 00:43:05.880
to ask them questions about it Chad, you know

00:43:05.880 --> 00:43:07.579
that's what I'm working towards, bud. We're going

00:43:07.579 --> 00:43:09.960
to have our gracious two tour bus travel the

00:43:09.960 --> 00:43:12.719
nation on extended vacation and do our podcast

00:43:12.719 --> 00:43:15.159
from there and go through the city. So be ready,

00:43:15.260 --> 00:43:19.699
buddy. There you go. It might not be as big as

00:43:19.699 --> 00:43:21.840
like it was when you were in live where we each

00:43:21.840 --> 00:43:24.840
have our own tour bus, but, you know, we'll get

00:43:24.840 --> 00:43:27.219
a good one and share it up properly. Hey, well,

00:43:27.420 --> 00:43:31.949
they make nice ones. Yes, they do. And for you

00:43:31.949 --> 00:43:34.909
ladies out there, we are taking applications

00:43:34.909 --> 00:43:41.550
for strippers for that bus, tour bus. Intern

00:43:41.550 --> 00:43:43.849
strippers. We don't have money to pay you, but

00:43:43.849 --> 00:43:46.289
you can get a lot of practice. Intern strippers.

00:43:46.309 --> 00:43:49.429
I love it. Intern strippers, yeah. We do use

00:43:49.429 --> 00:43:52.889
Monopoly money to, you know, pretend we're putting

00:43:52.889 --> 00:43:55.289
stuff in your G -string. Oh, Scotty's in his

00:43:55.289 --> 00:43:58.500
RV right now. Where are you, Scotty? In your

00:43:58.500 --> 00:44:00.360
RV at your house? Are you at a campground? Where

00:44:00.360 --> 00:44:05.099
are you? Ah, Scott A does the RV. Scott, do you

00:44:05.099 --> 00:44:08.139
do that full -time living? Or, oh, Chad, since

00:44:08.139 --> 00:44:12.559
we're talking about it, the best thing. I'm not

00:44:12.559 --> 00:44:13.679
going to finish that thought, Scott. You don't

00:44:13.679 --> 00:44:16.619
answer me. I want to be suspenseful. Have you

00:44:16.619 --> 00:44:18.599
seen this new thing? So, Chad, you remember where

00:44:18.599 --> 00:44:20.760
they were going up to pedophiles, like the Chris

00:44:20.760 --> 00:44:23.070
Hansen thing where he would. set them up and

00:44:23.070 --> 00:44:25.250
then they come into the house and he's like oh

00:44:25.250 --> 00:44:26.889
what are you doing meeting a fucking kid whatever

00:44:26.889 --> 00:44:30.010
yeah yes well they got new ones now with social

00:44:30.010 --> 00:44:33.469
media people and they're taking it a step further

00:44:33.469 --> 00:44:36.090
so it started off with like oh you need to talk

00:44:36.090 --> 00:44:37.590
to us and we're calling the cops and blah blah

00:44:37.590 --> 00:44:40.550
blah now they're fucking just beating the shit

00:44:40.550 --> 00:44:42.349
out of these dudes and saying like i've seen

00:44:42.349 --> 00:44:45.309
some of the cops i love it i've seen some of

00:44:45.309 --> 00:44:50.059
these yeah i love it It's vigilante justice and

00:44:50.059 --> 00:44:52.559
pedos beware, bro, because anybody you're talking

00:44:52.559 --> 00:44:55.440
to online could be one of them. Could be somebody

00:44:55.440 --> 00:44:57.619
setting you up to fucking murder you and fucking

00:44:57.619 --> 00:45:00.440
your entire family. Like, so it's starting to

00:45:00.440 --> 00:45:03.000
get real. And I love that concept, bro. It's

00:45:03.000 --> 00:45:04.860
like, what are you going to do, pedo? I'm going

00:45:04.860 --> 00:45:07.039
to beat the shit out of you. Yeah. And you either

00:45:07.039 --> 00:45:09.500
take it or I call the cops. And, you know, it's

00:45:09.500 --> 00:45:13.559
like, well, don't be a pedo. Right. And don't

00:45:13.559 --> 00:45:15.800
be. Oh, I'm sorry. On the left. Don't be a minor

00:45:15.800 --> 00:45:19.960
attracted person, please. Yeah, it's it's it's

00:45:19.960 --> 00:45:23.559
it's not it's not a mental problem. It is a sexual

00:45:23.559 --> 00:45:26.980
orientation for the left minor attracted person.

00:45:27.099 --> 00:45:31.260
So let's not let's not, you know, put a negative

00:45:31.260 --> 00:45:35.480
spin on it. OK, we shouldn't marginalize these

00:45:35.480 --> 00:45:38.980
people. This is a sexual orientation. It's like

00:45:38.980 --> 00:45:42.369
being gay. I'm just using that as an example.

00:45:42.449 --> 00:45:44.730
I'm not saying gay is bad, but it's just like

00:45:44.730 --> 00:45:48.110
that. It's like being hetero or gay or bi maybe.

00:45:48.590 --> 00:45:50.530
It's just a minor attracted person. It's just

00:45:50.530 --> 00:45:52.989
a sexual orientation. That's what they say on

00:45:52.989 --> 00:45:56.230
the left. That's what they tell you. Well, so

00:45:56.230 --> 00:45:59.469
is murdering somebody. Got it. Murdering people

00:45:59.469 --> 00:46:02.050
is like an orientation. You could decide not

00:46:02.050 --> 00:46:03.750
to do it or do it. You know what I'm saying?

00:46:03.849 --> 00:46:06.750
It's like whether you're attracted to it or not,

00:46:06.829 --> 00:46:09.030
fucking blow your head off. Well, exactly. There

00:46:09.030 --> 00:46:11.050
are people out there that get off on murder.

00:46:11.190 --> 00:46:14.469
So is that a sexual orientation now? Right. Right.

00:46:14.530 --> 00:46:17.289
What are you talking about? I get off banging

00:46:17.289 --> 00:46:20.090
dead people. So I should be able to kill somebody

00:46:20.090 --> 00:46:21.969
and fuck them. All right. All right. Again, take

00:46:21.969 --> 00:46:25.110
it easy. Right. But I can only get hard if I'm

00:46:25.110 --> 00:46:27.510
raping a chick. So it's like I got to go and

00:46:27.510 --> 00:46:29.230
rape a chick, dude. What are you talking about?

00:46:29.329 --> 00:46:31.789
Right. And there are people like that. Right.

00:46:31.849 --> 00:46:36.769
Are we supposed to defend them? No. No, they're

00:46:36.769 --> 00:46:39.789
piece of shit criminals who should be prosecuted,

00:46:39.849 --> 00:46:42.590
put in jail, have their nuts cut off and fuck

00:46:42.590 --> 00:46:46.730
off. Bye. Yep. That's my opinion. Sorry. And

00:46:46.730 --> 00:46:48.929
then another thing I'm liking, dude, because

00:46:48.929 --> 00:46:50.989
it's all people that deserve it. So another one

00:46:50.989 --> 00:46:55.610
I'm seeing is they set up a decoy bike for some

00:46:55.610 --> 00:46:58.409
asshole to come by and steal. And then some of

00:46:58.409 --> 00:47:00.730
them have like in the seat, they have like airbags

00:47:00.730 --> 00:47:02.929
in them that blow them off. Some of them have.

00:47:03.389 --> 00:47:05.309
It's a scooter, and then it shocks their hands,

00:47:05.349 --> 00:47:07.710
and they fall off, flip over. Someone tied the

00:47:07.710 --> 00:47:10.829
cables. Right, someone tied the cables. One of

00:47:10.829 --> 00:47:12.449
the funnier ones I saw was, like, it was at the

00:47:12.449 --> 00:47:16.329
top of this long hill, and they cut the brakes,

00:47:16.449 --> 00:47:18.829
and then they made it so, like, when they went

00:47:18.829 --> 00:47:21.230
past it, a fucking front wheel fell off, and

00:47:21.230 --> 00:47:23.090
it dug in the ground, and the guy flipped over.

00:47:23.210 --> 00:47:25.510
I'm like, holy shit. Did you see the one where

00:47:25.510 --> 00:47:28.710
the seat is spring -loaded, and the fucking seat

00:47:28.710 --> 00:47:31.429
post comes up through the seat when they sit

00:47:31.429 --> 00:47:35.260
on it? Yes, dude. Right up the fucking brown

00:47:35.260 --> 00:47:38.019
balloon knot. See ya. Yep. And he's like, oh.

00:47:39.139 --> 00:47:42.000
But I didn't, so it was a spring. I thought that

00:47:42.000 --> 00:47:43.980
they, it looked like a knife to me that they

00:47:43.980 --> 00:47:46.820
set up to do it. Like, I didn't realize it was

00:47:46.820 --> 00:47:49.139
like a mistake in what they were doing. No, it

00:47:49.139 --> 00:47:51.820
wasn't a mistake. Oh, okay. No, it was not a

00:47:51.820 --> 00:47:55.949
mistake. They did it on purpose. But yeah, there's

00:47:55.949 --> 00:47:58.170
a couple of videos where the guys are sitting

00:47:58.170 --> 00:47:59.849
there filming and the guy just takes the bike

00:47:59.849 --> 00:48:01.030
and they're like, you shouldn't steal. And he's

00:48:01.030 --> 00:48:03.389
just like, whatever. Fuck you. Yeah. And then

00:48:03.389 --> 00:48:06.349
gets blown off at the airbag. I'm like, karma,

00:48:06.449 --> 00:48:10.630
bitch. Yeah. You're so brazen. There's people

00:48:10.630 --> 00:48:12.190
sitting there. You're just going to steal a bike

00:48:12.190 --> 00:48:14.269
and run with it. That's how brazen you are. You

00:48:14.269 --> 00:48:17.590
deserve what you get. Oh, yeah. I like the instant

00:48:17.590 --> 00:48:20.679
karma videos, too. A biker going by a car, give

00:48:20.679 --> 00:48:22.320
him the finger, and then, like, they turn around

00:48:22.320 --> 00:48:24.199
and they fucking just bike right into another

00:48:24.199 --> 00:48:28.320
car coming out. Ah, sucker. Or a motorcyclist

00:48:28.320 --> 00:48:30.800
driving by a car, he kicks the car and then fucking

00:48:30.800 --> 00:48:32.659
falls off his motorcycle because he's an asshole.

00:48:33.219 --> 00:48:37.719
Are you ready to get sweaty palms, Chad? Okay.

00:48:39.340 --> 00:48:41.699
Knees weak, arms are heavy, there's vomit on

00:48:41.699 --> 00:48:43.559
the sweater already. No, this is fucking freaky,

00:48:43.559 --> 00:48:46.559
dude. We talk about those free climb videos and

00:48:46.559 --> 00:48:49.400
stuff like that, man. This is a... Oh, yeah.

00:48:49.539 --> 00:48:53.480
Free soloing, like... Okay, so... Oh, God. This

00:48:53.480 --> 00:48:56.019
is a Highline free solo video. It starts off...

00:48:56.019 --> 00:49:01.179
He almost falls, bro. And then continues. Look

00:49:01.179 --> 00:49:10.500
at that! No rope! Ah! Shit! Yes! Crazy motherfucker.

00:49:13.340 --> 00:49:17.539
Oh. What does he get back up on? What? look at

00:49:17.539 --> 00:49:20.159
this he pulled himself up and just started walking

00:49:20.159 --> 00:49:30.599
again like the amount of balls exactly why why

00:49:30.599 --> 00:49:32.760
you could get the same thing with a rope bro

00:49:32.760 --> 00:49:40.440
and not die well that too but i mean if you're

00:49:40.440 --> 00:49:42.619
looking for adrenaline rush okay i get it but

00:49:42.619 --> 00:50:02.589
you're not at the peril of your life man That's

00:50:02.589 --> 00:50:05.710
what it play one more time to the beginning part

00:50:05.710 --> 00:50:31.889
where he falls off No. No. Right. No. Not even

00:50:31.889 --> 00:50:34.389
thinking about it. All right. Well, let me ask

00:50:34.389 --> 00:50:37.030
you this. What amount of money could make you

00:50:37.030 --> 00:50:40.309
do that? Amount of money? None. None, right?

00:50:40.670 --> 00:50:42.250
I'm not fucking doing that for any amount of

00:50:42.250 --> 00:50:44.369
money. I don't care. Here's a billion dollars.

00:50:44.449 --> 00:50:49.949
I'm like, pass. be a hard pass hard pass pass

00:50:49.949 --> 00:50:55.349
thank you and oh man dude i get fucking nervous

00:50:55.349 --> 00:50:57.510
fucking watching that shit because i'm like why

00:50:57.510 --> 00:51:00.130
man you could have a rope and then you see alex

00:51:00.130 --> 00:51:02.610
honnold who we've spoke about on here a bunch

00:51:02.610 --> 00:51:05.570
of times he's um the free solo climber he did

00:51:05.570 --> 00:51:07.809
uh those mountains and shit he's climbing some

00:51:07.809 --> 00:51:11.329
building now free solo that they're making like

00:51:11.329 --> 00:51:13.510
a netflix special out of so we're probably gonna

00:51:13.510 --> 00:51:17.559
watch This dude's like live death on TV. I don't

00:51:17.559 --> 00:51:23.039
know. Yeah, he's nuts. He's crazy. Because it's

00:51:23.039 --> 00:51:25.679
like the new rage, like all these people that

00:51:25.679 --> 00:51:27.699
you see fucking people doing it all the time

00:51:27.699 --> 00:51:32.500
where they're on cranes. I mean, climbing a rock

00:51:32.500 --> 00:51:35.300
face that he knows, you know, in and out is one

00:51:35.300 --> 00:51:40.179
thing where every hole is rehearsed, every foothold,

00:51:40.219 --> 00:51:42.260
every handhold, but like climbing a building.

00:51:43.340 --> 00:51:45.900
I think he's practicing it with like the way

00:51:45.900 --> 00:51:48.780
he normally does. Sure he is. But I don't know.

00:51:48.800 --> 00:51:51.639
Whatever. Great. Yeah. Why? Go climb a building.

00:51:52.980 --> 00:51:56.119
You ever see that dude's hands, by the way? Yeah.

00:51:56.260 --> 00:51:59.000
You mean the mitts? The fucking catcher's glove

00:51:59.000 --> 00:52:01.619
he has on? Nuts. His frigging fingers are all

00:52:01.619 --> 00:52:05.179
thick as shit. Whoa, dude. That's nuts. Dude,

00:52:05.260 --> 00:52:08.039
in some of the fucking pictures, bro, he's hanging

00:52:08.039 --> 00:52:15.349
on with two fingers, bro. no other contact of

00:52:15.349 --> 00:52:20.309
point that's crazy man to have that like go try

00:52:20.309 --> 00:52:23.329
to do just like to a pull -up bar and put your

00:52:23.329 --> 00:52:25.730
fingers on there and see try to do it with four

00:52:25.730 --> 00:52:28.449
fingers yeah do on both hands try that right

00:52:28.449 --> 00:52:31.250
right try that do it with just two on one hand

00:52:31.250 --> 00:52:38.070
no thank god damn crazy scotty's funny he said

00:52:38.070 --> 00:52:40.230
uh i'd be like good then here's the million dollars

00:52:40.230 --> 00:52:43.869
you'd do it Scott is just going to give him back

00:52:43.869 --> 00:52:45.550
the money that the guy was going to give him.

00:52:45.610 --> 00:52:47.489
He's like, yo, here's your own money. Fucking

00:52:47.489 --> 00:52:52.010
you do it. You might need a million. Oh yeah,

00:52:52.050 --> 00:52:53.769
exactly. I used to rock climb back in the day.

00:52:53.909 --> 00:52:56.710
I had fun doing it, but not as young. You wore

00:52:56.710 --> 00:52:59.889
fucking rope. Like a smart. Absolutely. All the

00:52:59.889 --> 00:53:03.489
time. Absolutely. Hell yeah, dude. No way. It

00:53:03.489 --> 00:53:07.670
is fun, man. You ever do the indoor climbs? Did

00:53:07.670 --> 00:53:12.590
a little of that. Yes. yeah they're fun i i used

00:53:12.590 --> 00:53:15.610
to i've you know done like some mountains and

00:53:15.610 --> 00:53:18.610
stuff uh but i did a lot of indoor uh climbing

00:53:18.610 --> 00:53:22.590
yeah i prefer it out preferred outdoor but indoor

00:53:22.590 --> 00:53:26.889
is fun too yeah same but jersey we have some

00:53:26.889 --> 00:53:29.150
like mountains and stuff they're not like the

00:53:29.150 --> 00:53:31.070
fucking rockies you guys got on the west coast

00:53:31.070 --> 00:53:33.590
and stuff but um there was like a bunch of indoor

00:53:33.590 --> 00:53:35.389
places kind of in north jersey where i was from

00:53:35.389 --> 00:53:38.250
there was ones that you could go to like that

00:53:38.250 --> 00:53:40.800
have you know outdoor rock climbing stuff but

00:53:40.800 --> 00:53:42.920
few and far between i climbed in pennsylvania

00:53:42.920 --> 00:53:46.860
mostly yeah they got some good along the susquehanna

00:53:46.860 --> 00:53:50.579
chickies rock and there was a railroad cut further

00:53:50.579 --> 00:53:53.619
south on the susquehanna that was bolted so we

00:53:53.619 --> 00:54:00.559
climbed that um i climbed up in uh up near uh

00:54:00.559 --> 00:54:03.480
caledonia state forest one a couple times and

00:54:03.480 --> 00:54:06.840
anyway i climbed uh Up in New Hampshire one time,

00:54:06.920 --> 00:54:09.079
and then I did one climb out in the West Coast

00:54:09.079 --> 00:54:12.440
in Smith Rock in Oregon. But this shit was hard.

00:54:13.099 --> 00:54:16.460
It was different. That's what she said. That

00:54:16.460 --> 00:54:22.639
is what she said. I got a funny video, but I

00:54:22.639 --> 00:54:25.699
don't know who's more scarred from this, the

00:54:25.699 --> 00:54:30.440
kid, the family, or us for watching it. But here

00:54:30.440 --> 00:54:35.860
you go, folks. Non -horizontal stuff. That's

00:54:35.860 --> 00:54:38.699
right. That's right. So just to let you know,

00:54:38.780 --> 00:54:42.599
a family is walking into like the backyard shed

00:54:42.599 --> 00:54:44.960
to wish their young son a nice happy birthday.

00:54:45.159 --> 00:55:07.789
And this happens. Oh, no. Pants down. He's like,

00:55:07.789 --> 00:55:18.809
leave, please. Happy birthday to you. Oh, my

00:55:18.809 --> 00:55:27.309
God. Dude. Oh, boy. But, like, okay, so, Chad,

00:55:27.369 --> 00:55:30.230
as a dad, though, you do that. Do you not beat

00:55:30.230 --> 00:55:32.170
it, like, right away? You don't stand in the

00:55:32.170 --> 00:55:33.809
doorway and continue your birthday wish. I'll

00:55:33.809 --> 00:55:35.349
be like, oh, dude, I'm sorry, man. I'll be out.

00:55:35.590 --> 00:55:37.090
I'll be like, I'm pulling, I'll be pulling around.

00:55:37.170 --> 00:55:38.250
I'll be like, get the hell out of here. This

00:55:38.250 --> 00:55:42.090
is not, no. Not for you. Hey, clean up. Turn

00:55:42.090 --> 00:55:43.610
the shit off. We'll come back in and do this

00:55:43.610 --> 00:55:47.969
again. Right. My God. Poor fucking family, man.

00:55:48.429 --> 00:55:50.969
And I would be like, it's just funny. And he's

00:55:50.969 --> 00:55:52.489
like blowing out the candles. And I'd be like,

00:55:52.550 --> 00:55:54.789
yo, can you leave and come back? I'm standing

00:55:54.789 --> 00:55:58.159
here with a chubby, for Christ's sakes. Well,

00:55:58.280 --> 00:56:00.760
they are Asian, so, I mean, Asian culture, the

00:56:00.760 --> 00:56:04.860
kids don't. True, they're dirty. Asians are dirty

00:56:04.860 --> 00:56:07.239
and don't, you know. I'm not talking about that.

00:56:08.079 --> 00:56:13.099
Well, dude, Japanese are dirty. Jesus Christ.

00:56:13.199 --> 00:56:16.559
Japanese are all prim and proper, but their sex

00:56:16.559 --> 00:56:18.800
clubs are like everywhere, dude. It's crazy.

00:56:19.360 --> 00:56:21.960
I've never been there, but I've heard this. And

00:56:21.960 --> 00:56:23.480
they're sneaky, too, bro. They're like Pearl

00:56:23.480 --> 00:56:25.300
Harbor. You got to watch those Japanese motherfuckers.

00:56:25.599 --> 00:56:27.360
That's what I mean. Like, they're all, like,

00:56:27.460 --> 00:56:29.840
in society, they're all prim and proper and conservative

00:56:29.840 --> 00:56:32.699
and, like, locked up and everything. Everything's

00:56:32.699 --> 00:56:35.280
regimented. And you think, no, but behind closed

00:56:35.280 --> 00:56:38.119
doors, after work, dude, they're karaoke bars.

00:56:38.340 --> 00:56:41.659
They're fucking going off, man. Dude, what is

00:56:41.659 --> 00:56:44.960
with the Asian porn where they fucking, like,

00:56:44.960 --> 00:56:48.900
gray out the fucking private parts? Oh, I don't

00:56:48.900 --> 00:56:51.199
know. You've never seen? Have you ever seen?

00:56:52.320 --> 00:56:57.250
No. What? you've never stumbled upon a porno

00:56:57.250 --> 00:57:00.710
that has the fucking naughty bits like uh blurred

00:57:00.710 --> 00:57:03.449
out i mean if i did i'd fucking turn it off like

00:57:03.449 --> 00:57:06.030
what the fuck is this i do too but that's what

00:57:06.030 --> 00:57:10.090
all the porn over in one of the countries or

00:57:10.090 --> 00:57:12.650
maybe it's oh i don't know in the country yeah

00:57:12.650 --> 00:57:16.590
yeah yeah yeah they allow you to do the act and

00:57:16.590 --> 00:57:19.909
film it but they fucking blur out the the you

00:57:19.909 --> 00:57:23.289
know In certain states of this country, they're

00:57:23.289 --> 00:57:28.010
blocking IP addresses for porn now, which I do

00:57:28.010 --> 00:57:31.510
not agree with. That is a conservative thing.

00:57:31.530 --> 00:57:33.210
It's a religious conservative thing that I should

00:57:33.210 --> 00:57:34.849
not fucking agree with. I think it's bullshit.

00:57:35.710 --> 00:57:39.449
100%. They're doing it supposedly to protect

00:57:39.449 --> 00:57:42.530
children, but figure out a different system than

00:57:42.530 --> 00:57:46.909
just blocking it all. yeah like uh get better

00:57:46.909 --> 00:57:49.510
parents that control what you do it shouldn't

00:57:49.510 --> 00:57:51.969
be my problem fucking that your kids watching

00:57:51.969 --> 00:57:54.409
porn right so yeah it's definitely government

00:57:54.409 --> 00:57:56.929
government overreach that i don't like that is

00:57:56.929 --> 00:57:58.769
that is from the right that i'm just like no

00:57:58.769 --> 00:58:02.579
no no no i don't well it's it's all these bad

00:58:02.579 --> 00:58:04.800
parents that are fucking politicians as well

00:58:04.800 --> 00:58:06.619
like if your kid has a phone you could set up

00:58:06.619 --> 00:58:08.920
parental guidelines on it same thing with the

00:58:08.920 --> 00:58:12.019
computer that they can't go to sites above like

00:58:12.019 --> 00:58:14.659
you could literally police them on your own it

00:58:14.659 --> 00:58:16.840
doesn't need to be done by the state to fucking

00:58:16.840 --> 00:58:19.980
make sure your kid doesn't watch porn get a clue

00:58:19.980 --> 00:58:22.059
everybody in the whole state can't watch porn

00:58:22.059 --> 00:58:25.000
because you're fucking kids dude and then they

00:58:25.000 --> 00:58:27.780
got like that fucking buddy system for like like

00:58:27.780 --> 00:58:30.199
say you and i wanted to quit porn watching like

00:58:30.199 --> 00:58:33.460
we would fucking have an app like where if i

00:58:33.460 --> 00:58:35.260
go on a porn site it alerts you and you could

00:58:35.260 --> 00:58:39.079
be like yo john really yeah it's so fucking weird

00:58:39.079 --> 00:58:43.260
bro like and i forget somebody it was like a

00:58:43.260 --> 00:58:46.579
father son doing it i'm like what the fuck bro

00:58:46.579 --> 00:58:50.909
like my god Jerk off, but get the poison out.

00:58:50.969 --> 00:58:52.769
What's the big deal? Scotty says kids are pretty

00:58:52.769 --> 00:58:55.210
damn smart nowadays. They'll always figure out

00:58:55.210 --> 00:58:57.949
ways around shit for sure. Definitely, but you

00:58:57.949 --> 00:59:00.429
should be smarter than your kid on a fucking

00:59:00.429 --> 00:59:02.510
piece of technology that you're allowing them

00:59:02.510 --> 00:59:05.269
to use. And if not, then fuck off. Don't let

00:59:05.269 --> 00:59:08.250
them have it. Well, you'd think so. Right. I

00:59:08.250 --> 00:59:10.690
mean, hold on a minute. What parent is smarter

00:59:10.690 --> 00:59:13.329
than their kid on their iPhone? Not very many.

00:59:13.750 --> 00:59:18.079
Maybe you would be. Yeah. I'm not smarter than

00:59:18.079 --> 00:59:20.460
my freaking kids. I mean, I know the iPhone pretty

00:59:20.460 --> 00:59:23.000
well. My freaking daughter can do shit on there.

00:59:23.059 --> 00:59:25.000
I'm just like, what'd you just do? Like, she

00:59:25.000 --> 00:59:26.739
changed my old fucking screen around. I'm like,

00:59:26.840 --> 00:59:31.239
what'd you just do? Like, I could figure it out,

00:59:31.320 --> 00:59:33.219
but I'd have to sit there and do it. And she's

00:59:33.219 --> 00:59:39.179
just like... Come on. Cordy says, oh, you just

00:59:39.179 --> 00:59:40.980
wait until your kids are a teenager, J -Roy.

00:59:41.019 --> 00:59:44.079
You're going to be eating those words. Well...

00:59:44.519 --> 00:59:46.440
They would have a hard time getting to those

00:59:46.440 --> 00:59:49.460
teenage years considering they don't exist. They're

00:59:49.460 --> 00:59:52.599
still locked up in his balls. Yep. They're still

00:59:52.599 --> 00:59:54.780
trying to come out there, Courtney. If you want

00:59:54.780 --> 00:59:57.179
to come over and help me release them, by all

00:59:57.179 --> 01:00:02.400
means. Anyway. Oh, so Jetem Michelle, I've been

01:00:02.400 --> 01:00:05.519
thinking was this other chick, Jamie. Because

01:00:05.519 --> 01:00:07.780
remember she had like a bunch of Instagram accounts

01:00:07.780 --> 01:00:09.619
back in the day. Like she would respond and we'd

01:00:09.619 --> 01:00:12.079
be like, oh, is that Jetem Michelle or fucking

01:00:12.079 --> 01:00:14.219
whatever? And it was like, oh, this is my other

01:00:14.219 --> 01:00:16.159
Instagram account. So this other chick, Jamie,

01:00:16.380 --> 01:00:20.820
I thought was her. And because they kind of look

01:00:20.820 --> 01:00:22.400
similar and stuff, and I've been conversing with

01:00:22.400 --> 01:00:24.019
her, and I finally realized it's not her. I'm

01:00:24.019 --> 01:00:26.739
like, are you not, is this not your other account?

01:00:26.920 --> 01:00:28.840
And she's like, no. I'm like, who the fuck are

01:00:28.840 --> 01:00:30.480
you? Why are you talking to me like we know each

01:00:30.480 --> 01:00:33.360
other? Oh, who is she? Does she watch the show

01:00:33.360 --> 01:00:37.280
or something? Yeah. Yeah, we were DMing through

01:00:37.280 --> 01:00:39.460
Instagram, but it was like going on for a while,

01:00:39.519 --> 01:00:43.989
and I thought she was Jetem. Yeah. And I'm like,

01:00:44.050 --> 01:00:46.110
Jamie's not in here today. Where are you, Jamie?

01:00:46.329 --> 01:00:51.869
Yeah. Where are you? Please stand up. So this

01:00:51.869 --> 01:00:56.050
is kind of funny. Barstool sports went around

01:00:56.050 --> 01:01:00.110
and asked women what they're most afraid to ask

01:01:00.110 --> 01:01:05.170
men. And it's pretty funny what they're, what

01:01:05.170 --> 01:01:07.389
they're scared to, or what they're want to ask

01:01:07.389 --> 01:01:10.789
men. Let's see. you have for the male race that

01:01:10.789 --> 01:01:13.070
you've always been maybe hesitant to ask them

01:01:13.070 --> 01:01:17.650
when you have to go number two on the toilet

01:01:17.650 --> 01:01:21.289
how do you arrange how do you what do you do

01:01:21.289 --> 01:01:23.789
with your your thing down there when you're sitting

01:01:23.789 --> 01:01:27.110
on the toilet like does it go in the toilet then

01:01:27.110 --> 01:01:29.409
you get water on it mine does where does it go

01:01:29.409 --> 01:01:33.710
when you're sitting you take a bath like quite

01:01:33.710 --> 01:01:37.090
a mess I don't think, does anybody's cock touch

01:01:37.090 --> 01:01:38.510
the water when they're sitting on the toilet?

01:01:38.670 --> 01:01:41.110
I mean, maybe somebody's, right? I mean, mine

01:01:41.110 --> 01:01:43.070
does when I'm standing using the urinal. So,

01:01:43.130 --> 01:01:45.349
yeah, mine does when I'm sitting, for sure. I

01:01:45.349 --> 01:01:48.530
guess if it's long enough, if you're that much

01:01:48.530 --> 01:01:50.710
of a shower, just showers and growers, right?

01:01:50.769 --> 01:01:52.889
Let's get this right for everybody. You either

01:01:52.889 --> 01:01:55.289
show or you grow, right? Right. You're either

01:01:55.289 --> 01:01:58.690
long when you're standing there flaccid or you're

01:01:58.690 --> 01:02:01.829
long when you get hard. Exactly. Some people

01:02:01.829 --> 01:02:04.559
are not blessed either way. anyway micro but

01:02:04.559 --> 01:02:06.619
if you're long enough to be hanging in the water

01:02:06.619 --> 01:02:09.059
then you could just slap that shit onto the toilet

01:02:09.059 --> 01:02:11.460
rim and you're good that's how you get yes but

01:02:11.460 --> 01:02:14.159
in most cases woman no we don't have to worry

01:02:14.159 --> 01:02:15.699
about that it's just you know it's coming out

01:02:15.699 --> 01:02:18.380
behind the balls and the cock it just drops right

01:02:18.380 --> 01:02:21.079
in the water we're good yeah at that point you

01:02:21.079 --> 01:02:22.800
might as well flop it over your shoulder and

01:02:22.800 --> 01:02:26.210
piss over your you know over your ear But, yeah,

01:02:26.309 --> 01:02:28.650
because, like, I don't think she realizes, like,

01:02:28.650 --> 01:02:31.750
exactly how far your thing would have to go.

01:02:31.829 --> 01:02:34.650
Because, you know, it's up kind of a little bit

01:02:34.650 --> 01:02:36.389
below your waist. And then it's got to, like,

01:02:36.409 --> 01:02:38.389
curve around the balls to dip into the water.

01:02:38.409 --> 01:02:41.570
You would need, like, probably a 13 -incher to

01:02:41.570 --> 01:02:44.449
kind of. Well, maybe she's been with only incredibly

01:02:44.449 --> 01:02:47.210
endowed men that had to deal with that. I don't

01:02:47.210 --> 01:02:49.130
know. Maybe. She looks like a chick who only

01:02:49.130 --> 01:02:51.809
bangs black men. You're right. I didn't say black

01:02:51.809 --> 01:02:56.269
men. I didn't say that. My bad. But let's see

01:02:56.269 --> 01:03:00.710
what else I got here, chat. Does it float? What?

01:03:03.150 --> 01:03:07.070
Did she say does it float? She's talking about

01:03:07.070 --> 01:03:11.150
the dick floating in the bath. Yeah, wow. I mean,

01:03:11.210 --> 01:03:16.730
does yours? No. How many times a day do you sit

01:03:16.730 --> 01:03:23.119
on your balls? Wow. Zero. Although, Chad, that

01:03:23.119 --> 01:03:24.880
might be a good question to ask, like, really

01:03:24.880 --> 01:03:26.719
old men, like, when you're 90 and they're hitting

01:03:26.719 --> 01:03:28.900
your knees. Like, be honest. How many times have

01:03:28.900 --> 01:03:34.340
you sat on your balls? Ballsit. What gave you

01:03:34.340 --> 01:03:38.940
the right vulnerability? Girls are very emotional

01:03:38.940 --> 01:03:42.760
and, like, straightforward about how they feel

01:03:42.760 --> 01:03:46.460
in every regard of life. And I feel like guys

01:03:46.460 --> 01:03:49.159
are, like, so confused with sharing their feelings.

01:03:49.869 --> 01:03:51.110
Chad, do you want to reach through the screen

01:03:51.110 --> 01:03:55.230
and choke her out like I do? What? Hey, where

01:03:55.230 --> 01:03:59.909
do you want to go eat? Yeah. I don't know. I'll

01:03:59.909 --> 01:04:01.309
eat anything. All right, let's go to fucking

01:04:01.309 --> 01:04:03.909
Chipotle. I'm not in the mood for that. Okay.

01:04:04.690 --> 01:04:06.530
Whatever you want. Okay, I'm going to go to Chipotle.

01:04:06.630 --> 01:04:10.510
No, I'm not. I don't want that. Anyway, go ahead.

01:04:11.090 --> 01:04:13.909
We'll go to Qdoba then instead. No, not there

01:04:13.909 --> 01:04:16.889
either. All right, motherfucker, you pick. I

01:04:16.889 --> 01:04:18.969
don't really want to go. That was actually the

01:04:18.969 --> 01:04:22.949
main reason I got divorced, by the way. Why?

01:04:23.969 --> 01:04:37.289
Like scared or they don't have them. Why do you

01:04:37.289 --> 01:04:42.849
feel the need to break things? Why do you feel

01:04:42.849 --> 01:04:46.500
the need to break things, bro? Because of the

01:04:46.500 --> 01:04:48.500
last one, that's why I feel the need to break

01:04:48.500 --> 01:04:52.320
things. Who is she hanging out with? I wonder

01:04:52.320 --> 01:04:56.139
if they mistakenly asked her, what do you do

01:04:56.139 --> 01:04:58.719
with monkeys or chimps or something? Because

01:04:58.719 --> 01:05:00.860
she's saying, don't break things. She's wanting

01:05:00.860 --> 01:05:05.019
her dongs hitting the water. I want to break

01:05:05.019 --> 01:05:07.300
things because you think my dong hits the water.

01:05:08.300 --> 01:05:12.039
And it's barely bigger than my pubic hair at

01:05:12.039 --> 01:05:16.250
this point. You know what I'm saying? Uh Or like

01:05:16.250 --> 01:05:20.949
punch Um, why do they wear flip -flops with jeans

01:05:20.949 --> 01:05:27.590
Okay, do you comfortable? like hose When you

01:05:27.590 --> 01:05:29.530
pee like do you ever like you do the hose thing

01:05:29.530 --> 01:05:34.230
where you kind of like? No It's not a hose. You're

01:05:34.230 --> 01:05:36.409
not kinking your dick to fucking get the stream

01:05:36.409 --> 01:05:38.369
to come out. What the hell is she talking about,

01:05:38.530 --> 01:05:40.170
man? And then you would have pee on your hand.

01:05:40.530 --> 01:05:43.750
Jesus. Do you know what I mean? Like if you take

01:05:43.750 --> 01:05:45.730
a hose and you kind of need it to have more water

01:05:45.730 --> 01:05:48.690
pressure, then you, then you like cover half

01:05:48.690 --> 01:05:52.289
of it. And then it, can you do that? Do we put

01:05:52.289 --> 01:05:54.309
our fingers over our pee holes while we pee?

01:05:55.230 --> 01:06:01.090
Oh my God. No. Jesus Christ. Why don't you wash

01:06:01.090 --> 01:06:05.599
your legs in the shower? I'm running down from

01:06:05.599 --> 01:06:08.119
my body. Why the hell do I need to wash my legs?

01:06:08.420 --> 01:06:10.800
Right. And what a generalization, bro. Like,

01:06:10.800 --> 01:06:12.699
how does she know I don't wash my legs up in

01:06:12.699 --> 01:06:18.239
there? When you guys are running, like what,

01:06:18.340 --> 01:06:22.139
where does it go? It's just flop around. Where

01:06:22.139 --> 01:06:26.860
do your tits go when you run? Tight fitting jeans

01:06:26.860 --> 01:06:29.969
and get it all placed in there. yeah they're

01:06:29.969 --> 01:06:32.210
not jeans but shorts you know shorts i like shorts

01:06:32.210 --> 01:06:35.230
with liners so you can keep them in place chad

01:06:35.230 --> 01:06:37.409
we got to do a answer to this video like dumb

01:06:37.409 --> 01:06:39.809
questions to ask women like what do you do to

01:06:39.809 --> 01:06:41.449
fucking not get knocked out while you're running

01:06:41.449 --> 01:06:44.710
with your tits uh do you fucking throw tape them

01:06:44.710 --> 01:06:48.670
down jesus my question would be my only question

01:06:48.670 --> 01:06:52.590
would be where we want to go to eat and then

01:06:52.590 --> 01:06:58.690
hilarity ensues Flop is crazy. Well, I mean,

01:06:58.750 --> 01:07:03.730
is it hard? Does it not flop around? That's what

01:07:03.730 --> 01:07:06.530
she said. You know that dude laughing has a micro

01:07:06.530 --> 01:07:09.969
penis. You can just tell by looking at him. I

01:07:09.969 --> 01:07:15.210
can tell. Do you hold it like a cigarette? Yes.

01:07:17.510 --> 01:07:21.869
What? Or do you just kind of pinch it? But, like,

01:07:21.889 --> 01:07:25.070
when you run, you're, like, bouncing. So where

01:07:25.070 --> 01:07:26.550
does it, like, does it go with you? Well, you

01:07:26.550 --> 01:07:29.650
know, you wear, like, compression shorts. Something

01:07:29.650 --> 01:07:33.929
to keep it secure. Keep them in place. I guess.

01:07:35.429 --> 01:07:37.809
She's just asking about your dick. Are you not

01:07:37.809 --> 01:07:39.530
worried about the balls too, lady? I mean, you

01:07:39.530 --> 01:07:41.989
got to keep all that in the same place. A hundred

01:07:41.989 --> 01:07:44.170
percent. And I feel like she's trying to, like,

01:07:44.170 --> 01:07:45.969
bang this dude. She's like, well, is it flopping

01:07:45.969 --> 01:07:47.710
around? Is it hard? Like, I feel like she wants

01:07:47.710 --> 01:07:49.630
to see it. I know, yeah. If he's not picking

01:07:49.630 --> 01:07:52.309
up on these signals, then, you know. Yeah. Sorry,

01:07:52.349 --> 01:07:55.699
guy. Yeah, we are. We can't help you, sir. You

01:07:55.699 --> 01:07:57.280
should just be like, let me show you in the bathroom.

01:07:57.760 --> 01:08:00.659
Right. Let me show you. Let's go for a jog real

01:08:00.659 --> 01:08:04.579
quick and give me your hand. This happens to

01:08:04.579 --> 01:08:06.380
my friend and I want to know if it happens to

01:08:06.380 --> 01:08:08.639
other guys. He gets these things called poop

01:08:08.639 --> 01:08:16.779
nets because his butt's so hairy. And if you're

01:08:16.779 --> 01:08:20.279
still getting them as an adult male, change from

01:08:20.279 --> 01:08:22.560
toilet paper to wipes. I don't know what to tell

01:08:22.560 --> 01:08:27.739
you. What did she call them, Chad? Poop nuts?

01:08:28.399 --> 01:08:30.779
No, they're dingleberries, but she used a weird

01:08:30.779 --> 01:08:39.739
name. Poop nuts? Oh, my God. Poop caught in his

01:08:39.739 --> 01:08:46.500
butt. Poop caught in his butt. Do you, like,

01:08:46.560 --> 01:08:48.300
dab the tip, like with toilet paper at the end?

01:08:51.060 --> 01:08:53.479
No, because we're not women. We don't need to

01:08:53.479 --> 01:08:55.479
wipe our dick when we're done. That's the beauty.

01:08:55.479 --> 01:08:59.840
We shake it off and let it air dry, baby. This

01:08:59.840 --> 01:09:03.260
girl's obsessed with peeing wieners, man. Every

01:09:03.260 --> 01:09:06.020
question she's asked has been about peeing wieners.

01:09:06.399 --> 01:09:09.840
Yeah, she dreams about them. Here's a question

01:09:09.840 --> 01:09:14.340
I would ask chicks. Do they get that pee shake

01:09:14.340 --> 01:09:16.939
like dudes do? You know what I'm talking about,

01:09:17.000 --> 01:09:18.720
Chad? Every now and again when you're peeing

01:09:18.720 --> 01:09:20.039
and then fucking as it's coming out, you're like.

01:09:21.260 --> 01:09:23.199
Oh, yeah, because you had to go so bad. Yeah.

01:09:23.680 --> 01:09:26.460
Yeah. Is that just a guy thing or do ladies get

01:09:26.460 --> 01:09:28.920
that? That would be a one I would ask. But I

01:09:28.920 --> 01:09:32.859
mean, that's kind of, you know, I could see somebody

01:09:32.859 --> 01:09:35.039
asking that question. But some of these like,

01:09:35.079 --> 01:09:37.100
do you hold your dick like you're smoking a cigarette

01:09:37.100 --> 01:09:40.520
when you pee? No, lady, I fucking grab it. Exactly.

01:09:40.640 --> 01:09:44.220
Just hold on to it. Like, yeah, it's weird. I

01:09:44.220 --> 01:09:48.300
don't do any motion that I do. Like hand to mouth

01:09:48.300 --> 01:09:50.760
style. I feel like everyone's always talking

01:09:50.760 --> 01:09:52.960
about like dribbling a little bit in your pants.

01:09:53.119 --> 01:09:56.319
So why don't you just kind of like dab it? And

01:09:56.319 --> 01:10:00.579
does anybody do that? Do you feel your balls

01:10:00.579 --> 01:10:02.640
in your penis when you're walking around? Kind

01:10:02.640 --> 01:10:05.260
of like. I'm a little confused on the whole like

01:10:05.260 --> 01:10:07.319
shaving. I know they're there. I mean, I don't

01:10:07.319 --> 01:10:09.180
feel they don't feel different that I'm walking,

01:10:09.260 --> 01:10:11.199
but you still know they're there, you know? Right.

01:10:11.199 --> 01:10:14.439
Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. It's not like, oh, this

01:10:14.439 --> 01:10:16.619
is how my penis feels when I walk. This is how

01:10:16.619 --> 01:10:18.359
my penis feels when I sit. They feel the same.

01:10:18.579 --> 01:10:22.800
She's back with a new question. Yeah. When you're

01:10:22.800 --> 01:10:29.939
peeing, do you... Situation? I was a dick. Like,

01:10:29.939 --> 01:10:34.979
I just don't really know, like, where... I would

01:10:34.979 --> 01:10:38.239
like to know, like... There's so many, like,

01:10:38.239 --> 01:10:42.760
curves. What? So many curves. There should only

01:10:42.760 --> 01:10:45.300
be one. If you have multiple curves in your dick,

01:10:45.359 --> 01:10:47.560
that's a weird looking dick, bro. It's either

01:10:47.560 --> 01:10:50.359
curve. It should be straight or curve one way

01:10:50.359 --> 01:10:52.159
or the other. It shouldn't have multiple curves

01:10:52.159 --> 01:10:56.180
in it. You got to S hook pee pee. And like, I

01:10:56.180 --> 01:10:59.640
feel like the skin's so like, I don't know. Do

01:10:59.640 --> 01:11:05.899
guys all, when you have a wet dream, do you jizz

01:11:05.899 --> 01:11:09.779
your sleep? Do you like come in your sleep? Hence

01:11:09.779 --> 01:11:13.140
the word wet dream. I mean, it's right in the

01:11:13.140 --> 01:11:21.279
title, lady. All of the guys. Chad, do you know

01:11:21.279 --> 01:11:24.720
what the real scientific term is for wet dream?

01:11:26.180 --> 01:11:29.100
No, what is it? Nocturnal emission, brother.

01:11:29.180 --> 01:11:33.439
Look it up. Nocturnal emission. So, yeah, I was

01:11:33.439 --> 01:11:35.720
in a religion class. The only reason I know that

01:11:35.720 --> 01:11:38.340
is because. I'm fantastical. And I was in like

01:11:38.340 --> 01:11:40.939
ninth or 10th grade religion class. And, uh,

01:11:41.159 --> 01:11:43.979
my teacher's telling me that Jesus like didn't

01:11:43.979 --> 01:11:46.500
jerk off. He didn't, you know, he didn't fuck

01:11:46.500 --> 01:11:49.000
women and all this stuff. And I'm like, well,

01:11:49.119 --> 01:11:52.439
but did he have wet dreams? Because those are

01:11:52.439 --> 01:11:55.479
involuntary. And he goes, uh, they're not wet

01:11:55.479 --> 01:12:00.239
dreams. One, uh, and two, it's called nocturnal

01:12:00.239 --> 01:12:02.340
emissions. And yes, Jesus did have nocturnal

01:12:02.340 --> 01:12:04.220
emissions. And I'm like, well, you just took

01:12:04.220 --> 01:12:06.720
the fun out of wet dreams. You freak. I have

01:12:06.720 --> 01:12:11.060
heard them called nocturnal emissions. Nocturnal

01:12:11.060 --> 01:12:15.039
emissions, and Jesus had them. Just saying. Yeah,

01:12:15.500 --> 01:12:17.880
not during the show, people. Not during the show.

01:12:18.399 --> 01:12:23.000
I gotta know. I gotta get out of here. Okay,

01:12:23.060 --> 01:12:26.399
thank you, Peyton. Do you guys like flowers?

01:12:27.279 --> 01:12:29.619
Like flowers? You're human. You gotta think the

01:12:29.619 --> 01:12:32.539
flowers are pretty, but is it just like a taboo

01:12:32.539 --> 01:12:35.720
thing? In the guy world, to like flowers, but

01:12:35.720 --> 01:12:39.739
do you secretly all want flowers? No. Does it

01:12:39.739 --> 01:12:44.039
get caught on things? Yeah. It doesn't get caught

01:12:44.039 --> 01:12:48.020
on things. It gets caught in my butthole all

01:12:48.020 --> 01:12:50.460
the time. I'm like, penis, you're back there

01:12:50.460 --> 01:12:56.779
again? How dare you? I got another podcast at

01:12:56.779 --> 01:13:00.619
12, so. You do? You're cheating on us? How dare

01:13:00.619 --> 01:13:05.020
you? With Mr. It's the Thrillcast, man. Come

01:13:05.020 --> 01:13:08.500
on. Let's go, baby, baby. Check it out. Check

01:13:08.500 --> 01:13:10.920
out Mr. Gracie. Yeah. Who the hell were you interviewing?

01:13:11.039 --> 01:13:14.239
You and Bill. I think I saw on Thrillcast. Oh,

01:13:14.340 --> 01:13:17.020
Eric. What up, Eric? I saw you on the Thrillcast

01:13:17.020 --> 01:13:20.640
with Mr. Gracie and Mr. Bill Hines. Well, we're

01:13:20.640 --> 01:13:22.439
not interviewing him. We're interviewing George.

01:13:23.060 --> 01:13:25.439
No, no, no. I know. I was just bringing up who

01:13:25.439 --> 01:13:28.449
you did last. Got it. I'm on Thrillcast. All

01:13:28.449 --> 01:13:30.470
right there, ladies and gentlemen. That's another

01:13:30.470 --> 01:13:34.409
gracious Tuesday. Bobby, you want to come on

01:13:34.409 --> 01:13:37.289
and say hello and goodbye to the audience and

01:13:37.289 --> 01:13:42.649
tell Mr. Nick S. to be in a better receptacle

01:13:42.649 --> 01:13:46.010
area next time. What up, Bobby? Yeah, I already

01:13:46.010 --> 01:13:49.369
talked to Nick about the situation. He said he's

01:13:49.369 --> 01:13:54.949
going to try to find a better... He has to pick

01:13:54.949 --> 01:13:59.289
up the decibels of the... Wi -Fi, so I'll be

01:13:59.289 --> 01:14:02.029
able to find a better spot. Tell him we don't

01:14:02.029 --> 01:14:04.710
care if he wants to go, like, park outside of

01:14:04.710 --> 01:14:07.210
Panera Bread and, you know, use their guest Wi

01:14:07.210 --> 01:14:10.430
-Fi. Yeah, I'm going to tell him that, too, if

01:14:10.430 --> 01:14:13.529
he has to, worst case situation. You know, he

01:14:13.529 --> 01:14:17.609
could use somebody's, you know, wireless, you

01:14:17.609 --> 01:14:22.510
know. Corenzo's having her own conversation again.

01:14:23.869 --> 01:14:28.270
Please verify all lawyers with... The bar live

01:14:28.270 --> 01:14:31.350
was set up. Not sure what you're talking about,

01:14:31.529 --> 01:14:33.909
Cuckoo Bird. That's my new nickname for Karenza,

01:14:33.949 --> 01:14:37.210
Cuckoo Bird. She always, like, I feel like she

01:14:37.210 --> 01:14:40.170
has her own podcast she's having on her own.

01:14:41.390 --> 01:14:43.590
Like, she's always throwing out stuff in the

01:14:43.590 --> 01:14:46.750
chat that does not pertain to anything we're

01:14:46.750 --> 01:14:49.369
talking about. But, yeah, so, yeah, hook that

01:14:49.369 --> 01:14:50.890
up, Bobby, because he seemed like it would be

01:14:50.890 --> 01:14:54.149
fun to talk to. I liked him coming on with his

01:14:54.149 --> 01:14:59.689
life partner. I wanted to show one video about

01:14:59.689 --> 01:15:02.470
the reflection that Chad was talking about earlier.

01:15:03.010 --> 01:15:05.350
Oh, yeah, the mirror thing. The one that you

01:15:05.350 --> 01:15:06.850
should have had on a couple hours ago. Sure,

01:15:06.909 --> 01:15:10.989
yeah, bring it up. Oh, sure, that's great. We

01:15:10.989 --> 01:15:14.609
were talking about this before the show. Yeah.

01:15:15.170 --> 01:15:20.050
Okay, so. How does the mirror know that that's.

01:15:20.050 --> 01:15:22.670
What is happening? How does the mirror know that?

01:15:22.829 --> 01:15:25.329
I must admit, it had me completely stumped into

01:15:25.329 --> 01:15:28.489
it. My partner was like. incident so what you're

01:15:28.489 --> 01:15:30.789
seeing is light being reflected off the thing

01:15:30.789 --> 01:15:33.390
that's behind the piece of paper from all directions

01:15:33.390 --> 01:15:36.869
and one of those directions is really close into

01:15:36.869 --> 01:15:39.170
the mirror and what you're seeing is that bounced

01:15:39.170 --> 01:15:41.840
back into your eyes and making it look like it's

01:15:41.840 --> 01:15:44.479
appearing behind the paper, but it's not. It's

01:15:44.479 --> 01:15:46.779
just an optical illusion. And you can test this

01:15:46.779 --> 01:15:49.340
by just having more paper in the way. If you

01:15:49.340 --> 01:15:51.260
have paper blocking where that incident takes

01:15:51.260 --> 01:15:56.039
place, you can... It's a great... She's fucking

01:15:56.039 --> 01:15:58.300
with the world where she's doing it so people

01:15:58.300 --> 01:16:01.199
go ahead and trial it and then they're there

01:16:01.199 --> 01:16:03.199
forever and nothing happens. I'm pretty sure.

01:16:04.319 --> 01:16:08.619
Bobby, you're a fucking physicist. Is that physically

01:16:08.619 --> 01:16:12.029
possible in this world? it's very strange is

01:16:12.029 --> 01:16:18.689
that physically possible what she was doing yeah

01:16:18.689 --> 01:16:28.630
flat so we can't think it's the circle of life

01:16:28.630 --> 01:16:32.930
when you see something you're not seeing like

01:16:32.930 --> 01:16:36.210
you're seeing like if you're seeing the color

01:16:36.210 --> 01:16:42.920
green you're seeing every color But green. Yeah.

01:16:43.920 --> 01:16:46.779
You're seeing every other color green. Your brain

01:16:46.779 --> 01:16:51.399
feels the color. Well, tell my brain to see what's

01:16:51.399 --> 01:16:53.539
actually there rather than what's not there.

01:16:53.720 --> 01:16:57.000
And then, you know, come up with that rather

01:16:57.000 --> 01:16:59.239
than. You tell your brain, dude. Well, you know,

01:16:59.239 --> 01:17:00.619
it sounds like my brain's hanging out with the

01:17:00.619 --> 01:17:03.699
left. Hey, I know you see green, but it's fucking

01:17:03.699 --> 01:17:09.319
every other color. But I promise you. How white

01:17:09.319 --> 01:17:12.699
light divides into all seven colors, you know?

01:17:12.739 --> 01:17:15.359
How white light, if you put it through a prism,

01:17:15.500 --> 01:17:18.859
it splits into the seven colors. Yeah. Yes, I

01:17:18.859 --> 01:17:21.579
have seen the cover to Dark Side of the Moon,

01:17:21.720 --> 01:17:24.720
the Pink Floyd album. Yeah. I have checked that

01:17:24.720 --> 01:17:28.479
out a couple times in my life. Good. Okay, drugs

01:17:28.479 --> 01:17:30.340
are bad. Okay, well, thank you for that update,

01:17:30.460 --> 01:17:34.640
Bobby. Anything else for the audience? No, not

01:17:34.640 --> 01:17:37.340
really. I mean, I know you guys got to come,

01:17:37.359 --> 01:17:40.689
so. Yep. The one and only Bobby, folks. Thank

01:17:40.689 --> 01:17:43.069
you, Bobby. You can't get him anywhere else.

01:17:44.189 --> 01:17:47.310
We've tried to get other shows to take him, but

01:17:47.310 --> 01:17:50.069
we're stuck with him. The one and only Bobby

01:17:50.069 --> 01:17:54.789
from Bobby's World. Anything else for the audience,

01:17:54.949 --> 01:17:59.329
Mr. Grassi? I think that's it this week. Yep.

01:17:59.670 --> 01:18:03.029
Thank you, everybody, for coming in. Thank you

01:18:03.029 --> 01:18:05.090
for coming. And please come again if you know

01:18:05.090 --> 01:18:07.939
what I'm saying. You know what I'm shizzing.

01:18:08.699 --> 01:18:10.979
We're going black. Later.