TRAGEDY AT SEA: Swiftie Cruise Turns to Horror as Passenger Goes Overboard

0:03 Calorougashawk Media. Hey Swifties, grab your friendship bracelets and settle in, because today's news is absolutely wild, from heartwarming to heartbreaking and everything in between. I'm your host, and I've got so much to share i can barely contain myself. First, we need to talk about some serious news. A passenger has gone overboard on the in My Cruise, Era Taylor themed cruise in the Bahamas. The Coastguard is currently searching for a woman who fell from the Allure of the seas ship on Tuesday night. My heart goes out to her family and we're all hoping for her safe return. The cruise, which departed from Miami on Monday, was meant to be a celebration of all things Taylor, complete with friendship bracelet making and era themed outfit nights. On a lighter note, let's talk about the absolutely adorable Kelsey family drama that's unfolding. You might have seen that viral photo of Jason Kelsey supposedly sleeping at Taylor's Miami concert, and oh my goodness, the brotherly banter that followed on their New Heights podcast is everything. Travis couldn't resist teasing his big brother, how are you. The show is absolutely electric.

1:17 It's the greatest show that's ever been on stage, and you're over here falling asleep. But Jason was not having it. Travis, you know I didn't take a nap. I did not take a nap, he insisted. He then explained he was actually having the sweetest daddy daughter moment with his little girl, Elliot. We were dancing and I was sitting down, so I'm on the same level with her, Jason explained, can you even handle the cuteness? And get this? He even had proof he wasn't sleeping. Zoom in on my right hand and post, He demanded, My hand is hovering. You can't sleep with your hand hovering above your knee. It's impossible. I don't know about you, but I'm living for this detective work. Speaking of Taylor's concerts bringing people together, here's a story that might surprise you. Avanka Trump took her daughter Arabella to the Miami Show. Despite her father's let's say strong opinions about Taylor, Avanca seems to be embracing her daughter's swifty status. She even celebrated Arabella's birthday with a cake featuring the Blank Space Lyric Boys. Only want love if it's torture. That's what I call good parenting, supporting your kid's interests no matter what. Now here's something that makes my heart absolutely burst. A Louisiana Swifty named Rebecca Fox has done the most incredible thing. She booked one hundred and ninety one hotel rooms in New Orleans for fellow fans attending Taylor's upcoming shows. And get this, she did it to protect other Swifties from price gouging.

2:47 We want to make sure that New Orleans is the best and is the most welcoming, the safest, and that they have the best time here, she explained. This is what our fandom is all about, y'all. And speaking of New Orleans, can we talk about the potential celebrity guest list for the upcoming shows? The speculation is giving me life. There's buzz about Lona Delray possibly showing up. Imagine if we got a live Snow on the beach, and even Jennifer Coolidge might make an appearance since she has a house in the Garden district. Can you imagine Taylor at a Jennifer Coolidge after party. I would simply pass away. Oh, and here's some tea that's got everyone talking. Travis's friend Ross Travis has been spotted at multiple shows, and rumor has it he might be dating one of Taylor's dancers.

3:31 Dave Portnoy spilled this potential tea on his podcast, noting that Ross has been to fourteen shows, often showing up alone. I would guess he is dating a dancer, because why else would you show up alone, Portnoy said, I mean, I get you like Taylor Swift, but you've seen her fourteen times and you show up alone in Miami, It's a little weird. Remember that hilarious moment when Ross and Travis showed up to a show in matching outfits. Travis explained on their podcast, we did not planet. I came downstairs from the hotel and I saw Ross and I was like, God, damn it. We were like, can't change now, We're just going to have to eat this one. Boys, boys, boys, coordinating outfits are what we live for. More In a moment, and here's something super sweet, Dave Portnoy shared that he received a personal note from Taylor at a recent show, written on her special from the desk of Taylor Swift Stationery, where she's described as a songwriter and feline enthusiast. I mean, could she be more perfect? The note read, Dave, I am so happy you're at the show tonight. I wanted to say thank you for always being so supportive, so loyal, for having my back when a lot of people didn't.

4:51 I hope you have a blast tonight, Love Taylor. As we wrap up today's news, I just want to say how amazing it is to see how Taylor's music brings people together from all walks of life. Whether it's Jason Kelcey having precious moments with his daughter Ivanka supporting her Swifty kid despite family drama, or Rebecca Fox looking out for her fellow fans. This is what being a Swifty is all about, spreading love, kindness, and maybe a little bit of chaos. And before I go, don't forget to check out our brand new podcast Merch. We've got everything a swifty could want. Hoodies, hats, t shirts, mugs, you name it. Head over to Calaroga dot com and click on shop Merch to show your support for the show.

5:35 Until next time, keep sparkling, keep making those friendship bracelets, and remember, in this fandom, you never walk alone. This is your host signing off with a sparkle in my eye and Taylor's latest stuck in my head.