Aug. 12, 2024

"SWIFTIES REVOLT: Fans Turn Vienna Streets into Guerrilla Concert After Taylor Swift Cancellation!"

Show Notes
Transcript

1. "TERROR PLOT FOILS SWIFT'S VIENNA SHOWS: ISIS-Inspired Suspects Arrested!"

2. "SWIFTIES REVOLT: Fans Turn Vienna Streets into Guerrilla Concert After Cancellation!"

3. "DISNEY TO THE RESCUE: Free Eras Tour Movie Soothes Heartbroken Austrian Fans!"

4. "NEIGHBOR SPILLS: Vienna Terror Suspect's Beard Betrayed His Dark Turn!"

5. "TRAVIS TRADES TOUCHDOWN FOR TRIVIA: Kelce's New Game Show Gig Revealed!"

6. "SIMONE BILES' SWIFT REFLEX: Olympian's Taylor Radar Breaks The Internet!"

7. "LONDON CALLING: Mayor Vows Swift's Shows Will Go On Despite Terror Scare!"

8. "ZOO'S SWIFT SURPRISE: Vienna Attraction Consoles Fans with Taylor-Themed Merch!"

9. "WHITE HOUSE CONFESSION: US Spies Saved Swift's Vienna Gigs!"

10. "SWIFT SILENCE SPARKS CONCERN: Why Hasn't Taylor Spoken About Vienna Chaos?"

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Calarogashawk media.

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All Right, swifties, buckle up because Annalie's idol is here

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with a tailor sized serving of news that'll make your

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head spin faster than our girl's quick costume changes. Let's

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dive right into the bombshell that's rocked our swifty world.

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The cancelation of Taylor's Vienna shows. I know, I know,

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it feels like someone's just told us Christmas is canceled.

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Right, but here's the tea.

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Austrian authorities foiled a terror plot targeting our beloved Airas tour.

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Three suspects were arrested, including a nineteen year old who

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allegedly planned to attack fans outside the Ernst Happel Stadium.

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It's like we're living in a Taylor's Swift song Part

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I knew you were trouble, part ready for it, but

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with a whole lot more security. The main suspect, known

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as Baron A, apparently had locals talking even before his arrest.

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His neighbor, Nicole Morgan Besser, spilled that he'd grown a

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long beer and become a bit unusual in recent weeks.

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She said, only recently did he become a bit unusual.

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He stopped greeting me. Now, I know this news is

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harder to swallow than finding out your ex is dating

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your best friend. But remember Swifty's safety first. Our girl

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Taylor has always prioritized our well being. Remember when she

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told l in twenty nineteen that she carries quick clot

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army grade bandage dressing, which is for gunshot or stab wounds.

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Taylor's always got our backs, even when we can't see her.

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But dry those tears because there's a silver lining brighter

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than Taylor's sequined outfits. Disney and ourf have teamed up

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to air the Ariostour concert movie for free in Austria.

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It's like Taylor.

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Saying you can't come to me, so I'll come to you.

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They're even offering a free seven day trial of Disney

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Plus Premium. It's not quite the same as being there

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in person, but hey, at least you can pause for

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snack breaks without missing a beat. And let me tell you,

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our swifty spirit is as unbreakable as Taylor's record breaking streaks.

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Fans in Vienna gathered on Cornelias Gasa. It's like Cornelia Street,

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but with more umlats to trade friendship bracelets and belt

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out Taylor's hits. One fan said, the Vienna Taylor Swift

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shows may have been canceled, but you can't break the

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spirit of Swifties. This is girlhood turning something ugly into

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something beautiful.

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If that doesn't.

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Warm your heart more than a tailor Swift hug, I

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don't know what will. Even the Vienna Zoo got in

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on the action. Younger fans and their parents discovered Swift

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themed souvenirs in the gift shop. The lyric Karma is

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a cat was nestled among stuffed felines. It's like Taylor's

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spirit animal is literally everywhere. Now, let's hop across the

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pond to our favorite tight end. And I'm not just

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talking about his football skills. Travis Kelce is keeping busy

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with a new gig as host of Are You Smarter

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Than a Celebrity?

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Set to premiere on October sixteenth.

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Travis said, I grew up loving game shows, and I'm

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excited to be following in the footsteps of so many

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TV icons by hosting my very first one. I'm already

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imagining Taylor as a surprise guest.

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Can you picture it?

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The answer is thirteen, Travis, It's always thirteen. Speaking of surprises,

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a certain Olympic gymnast is giving Taylor a run for

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her money in the camera finding department. A viral meme

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shows Simone Biles snapping her head towards the camera at

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the mention of Taylor's name. It's like she's got a

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built in Taylor Swift radar. One fan commented, oh, she

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definitely went to the Taylor Swift school of finding the camera.

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I mean, is there anything our girl can't teach? Simone's

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been making headlines of her own at the Paris Olympics,

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snagging four medals, three gold and one silver.

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But even superstar athletes get tired.

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Simone shared on TikTok, I feel like my body is

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slowly starting to shut down, like it's ready to be done.

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Girl, same except for me.

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It's after trying to learn the shake it Off dance

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routine for the one hundredth time. More in a moment. Now,

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let's talk about those London shows coming up. Mayor Sadik

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Khan is channeling Major the Man energy, assuring us the

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shows are still on. He said, We're going to carry on.

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That's the spirit. It's like Taylor's shake it off philosophy

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and action, But don't worry, They're not taking any chances.

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I bet security will be tighter than Taylor's harmonies. But

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let's end on a high note, shall we. The White

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House National Security spokesman John Kirby revealed that the US

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played a part in foiling the Vienna plot.

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He said the United States.

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Did share information with Austrian partners to enable the disruption

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of a threat to Taylor Swift's concerts there in Vienna.

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It's like Taylor's got her own international spy network, James Bond.

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But make it swifty anyone. And for those of you

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feeling down about missing the Vienna shows, remember what Taylor

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taught us in Willow. Life was a willow and it

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bent right to your wind. We might have hit a

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bump in the road, but will bounce back stronger than ever.

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Keep trading those friendship bracelets, keep singing those songs at

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the top of your lungs, and keep spreading that tailor

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love