Sept. 12, 2024

"SWIFT SWEEPS VMAs: Taylor Breaks Records, Gushes Over 'Magical' Travis, and Outshines Queen Bey!"

Show Notes
Transcript

1. "SWIFT SHOCK: Taylor Endorses Harris, Declares Herself 'Childless Cat Lady'!"

2. "MUSK'S CREEPY CAT OFFER: Billionaire Promises to 'Guard' Taylor's Felines!"

3. "TRUMP DUMPS TAYLOR: Ex-Prez Claims He Prefers Brittany Mahomes!"

4. "SWIFTIE SLAM: Governor Walz Praises Taylor's 'Courage' in Harris Endorsement!"

5. "CAITLIN'S CRYPTIC CLICK: Basketball Star 'Likes' Taylor's Political Post!"

6. "TENNIS TURMOIL: Travis Confesses to Watching Football at US Open Date with Taylor!"

7. "MAGOO MAKEOVER: Travis Channels Cartoon Character for Tennis Outing!"

8. "CAT CONSPIRACY: Taylor's Felines Plot World Domination Amid Political Drama!"

9. "HECKLE HUSTLE: Travis Resists Urge to Trash-Talk at Classy Tennis Match!"

10. "SWIFT EFFECT: Taylor's Cats Outshine Hollywood Stars in Cameo Appearances!"

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Callarogashawk Media.

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Hey there, Swifties, it's your girl, Analie's idol, and boy,

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do I have some exciting news to kick off our

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Taylor Talk today for a fortnight. See what I did there.

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Taylor Swift will be on cloud nine after making history

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at MTV's Video Music Awards. Our Girl snagged seven awards

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on Wednesday, including the night's top prize of Video of

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the Year. This makes her the solo artist with the

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most career VMA wins and the artist with the most

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Video of the Year wins. Talk about a clean sweet

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In her acceptance speech for Video of the Year, Taylor

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gave the sweetest shout out to her boyfriend. She said,

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when I'd finish a take and I'd say cut and

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we'd be done with that take, I'd always just hear

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someone like cheering and like who from across the studio,

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and that one person was my boyfriend, Travis. Everything this

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man touches turns to happiness and fun and magic.

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Ah my heart. Travis couldn't be.

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There due to football practice, but he was there in spirit.

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Taylor stunned on the red carpet in a plaid corset

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and skirt by Dior thigh high boots and fingerless gloves.

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It's like she stepped right out of a high fashioned

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folklore photoshoot. Her collaboration with post Malone Fortnite won four awards,

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including Best Direction and Best Collaboration. When they accepted the

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award together, post Malone couldn't stop gushing about Taylor, calling

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her absolutely one of the most kind and talented people

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I've ever had the honor of knowing. We couldn't agree

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more post With these wins, Taylor now has a record

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thirty VMA's, surpassing Beyonce's twenty five wins as a solo artist.

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Is there anything this woman can't do? Now?

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Onto our other Taylor News, Hold onto your cardigans, because

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our girl Taylor just dropped a bombshell that's shaking up

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the political world. After Tuesday's presidential debate, Taylor took to

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Instagram to endorse Vice President Kamala Harris for president. She wrote,

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I'm voting for Harris because she fights for the rights

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and causes I believe need a warrior to champion them.

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I think she is a steady handed, gifted leader, and

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I believe we can accomplish so much more in this

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country if we are led by calm and not chaos.

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Taylor always using her voice for what matters. But here's

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the kicker. She signed off as Taylor Swift childless cat lady.

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Oh snap, that's a direct job at jd Vance, who

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once called Democrats a bunch of childless cat ladies who

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are miserable at their own lives and the choices they've made.

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Taylor's not just writing songs, She's writing history. And let

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me tell you, this cat lady is anything but miserable.

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Speaking of cats, Taylor's furry friends are now election stars.

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Benjamin Button, her adorable kitty, made an appearance in the

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endorsement post. It's like he's saying, vote for treats, I

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mean Harris. And let's not forget Meredith Gray and Olivia Benson,

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Taylor's other feline friends. They're probably plotting world domination as

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we speak. Did you know that Benjamin Button joined the

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Swift household after appearing in the Me music video. Taylor

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was so smitten with him that she asked, can I

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have him on the spot?

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Typical cat moom behavior? Am I? Right now?

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You won't believe who chimed in on this political cat astrophe.

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Elon Musk, yes that Elon Musk tweeted at Taylor, Fine, Taylor,

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you win, I will give you a child and guard

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your cats with my life. Uh creepy much. The internet

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had a field day with this one. One user said, sir,

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you have reached unseen levels of divorced ouch memo to Elon,

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Maybe stick to rockets and leave the cat sitting to

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the professionals.

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But wait, there's more.

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Donald Trump, clearly feeling the heat, tried to throw shade

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at Taylor. He told Fox News, I actually like missus

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Mahomes much better.

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If you want to know the truth. She's a big

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Trump fan.

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I was not a Tailor Swift fan, really, Donald, because

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we've got receipts of you tweeting in twenty twelve. Taylor

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is terrific. Looks like someone's trying to rewrite their own

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love story. Trump also claimed that Swift couldn't possibly have

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endorsed Biden. Newsflash, Donald Biden isn't running. It's like he's

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living in his own reputation era, but without the cool

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snake imagery. Governor Tim Waltz, Harris's running mate, was thrilled

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with Taylor's endorsement. He said, I am incredibly grateful, first

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of all, to Taylor Swift. I say that also as

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a cat owner. Waltz gets it. Cat people unite. He added,

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that was eloquent and it was clear, and that's the

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type of courage we need in America. Preach Governor Waltz.

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But the Swifty influence doesn't stop there. Basketball superstar Caitlyn

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Clark liked Taylor's endorsement post, potentially signaling her own political leanings.

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Caitlyn's been a long time Swifty, with Enchanted being her

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favorite song. I guess you could say she's enchanted by

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Taylor's political stance. Imagine the power of a Taylor Swift

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Caitlyn Clark team up. They'd be unstoppable on and off

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the court. Now let's switch gears to some lighter news.

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Our favorite couple, Taylor and Travis made waves at the

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US Open. They were spotted dancing and having a blast

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between games. Some people thought they were doing too much,

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but I say let them live their best life. Travis

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spilled all the tea about their tennis state on his podcast.

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He said, I went country club, it was tennis. What

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do you want me to do? It was tennis? He

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even compared his look to mister Magoo. Now that's a

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reference I wasn't expecting. Travis described his outfit as Gucci

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head to toe with a Mago mustache.

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Fashion icon in the making, folks. But here's the real kicker.

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Travis admitted he was watching football on his phone during

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the match. He said it was perfect. It was the

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first effing Sunday of the NFL season. Once a football player,

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always a football player, I guess. And he was particularly

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excited to watch Tyreek Hill's game, saying, I was watching

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that Miami Dolphins game just waiting for Tyreek Hill to

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go for three hundred yards and five touchdowns.

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Talk about multitasking.

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Travis also shared a hilarious tidbit about the quiet atmosphere

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at the tennis match. He said, the entire time I

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wanted to heckle the Italian guy Sinner and really try

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and get into his head and help my guy Fritzy

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out give him a home court advantage here in America.

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But I played it cool. I played it respectful, knowing

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that's kind of frowned upon. Can you imagine Travis shouting

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you stupid jackass, like in Happy Gilmore.

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Now that would have been a spectacle more in a moment.

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As we wrap up this tailor tastic news roundup, I

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can't help but marvel at the impact our girl has had.

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From shaking up politics to making tennis matches more entertaining,

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Taylor Swift continues to prove why she's not just a

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pop star but a cultural icon.

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Her cats have become celebrities in their own right.

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Did you know that Meredith and Olivia made a cameo

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on a T shirt worn by Ryan Reynolds in Deadpool two?

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And Olivia even appeared in a Diet Coke ad with

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Taylor back in twenty fourteen. These cats are living their

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best nine lives. Taylor's influence extends far beyond music and politics.

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She's inspired countless fans to embrace their identity, speak up

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for what they believe in, and yes, maybe adopt a

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cat or two.

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Her ability to.

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Connect with people on such a personal level while also

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addressing big societal issues is truly remarkable. Remember Swifties. In

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Taylor's world, every day is a new era. Whether you're

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registering to vote, adopting a cat, or just trying to

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perfect your US Open dance moves, you're part of something bigger.

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You're part of a community.

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That supports each other, uses their voice for what matters,

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and yes, occasionally goes a little crazy over a tailor

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and Travis siding, but can you blame us? The airas

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tour may be taking a break, but Taylor's influence is

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as strong as ever. As she said in Long Live,

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I had the time of my life fighting dragons with you,

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and that's exactly what we're doing, fighting dragons, breaking records

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and changing the world, one cat lady at a time.

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That's all for now, Swifties, stay enchanted, and don't forget

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to check out our merch at kalaroga dot com because

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nothing says die hard swifty like sipping your morning coffee

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from a childless cat lady mug. Remember, in Taylor's world,

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there's always another surprise around the corner. Who knows what

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tomorrow will bring A surprise political rally performance, a Travis

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touchdown dance choreographed by Benjamin Button, Caitlin Clark joining Taylor

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on stage for an enchanted duet with Taylor, anything is possible,

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and that's why we love her. This is Annalie's idol,

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signing off with a perfectly executed hairflip and a sprinkle

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of glitter. Stay fearless, and, as Taylor would say, long

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live all the magic we made Swift out. Thanks for

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tuning into Taylor Swift today. A calorogous Shark Media production.

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