Oct. 3, 2024

"GUITAR GATE: Man Smashes $4K Taylor-Signed Instrument in 'Joke' Gone Wrong!"

Show Notes
Transcript

1. "SWIFT'S POLITICAL POWER: Governor Wears Friendship Bracelet in VP Debate!"

2. "GUITAR GATE: Man Smashes $4K Taylor-Signed Instrument in 'Joke' Gone Wrong!"

3. "TAYLOR'S TOUGH LOVE: Swift Puts Travis on Strict Diet to Silence Critics!"

4. "BREAKUP RUMORS BUSTED: Taylor and Travis 'Shrug Off' Split Speculation!"

5. "MAKEUP BOMBSHELL: Taylor's Secret Lip Shade Revealed After Years!"

6. "KELCE BROTHERS CLASH: Jason Mocks Swifties' 'Chick Flick' Movie Choices!"

7. "SECURITY CONCERNS: Real Reason Taylor's Missing Travis' Games Exposed!"

8. "JASON'S SWIFT PRAISE: Kelce Compares Taylor to 'The Boss' Springsteen!"

9. "POLITICAL POWERHOUSE: Taylor's Influence Spans 'From Bernie to Cheney'!"

10. "LIPSTICK REVOLUTION: Taylor's Fans Scramble for Her Newly Revealed Shade!"

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Calarouga Shawk Media. Hey they're Swifties.

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It's your girl, Annalise's idol back with the hottest tailor

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tea that's fresher than a newly released Vault track. Grab

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your friendship bracelets, and let's dive into the wonderful world

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of Taylor Swift. First up, let's talk politics, because our

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girl Taylor is making waves even in the political arena.

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Did you catch the vice presidential debate, Minnesota Governor Tim

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Waltz was repping Taylor in the most swifty way possible

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by wearing a friendship bracelet. That's right, the governor wore

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a friendship bracelet during the debate. Talk about bringing Taylor's

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influence to the highest levels of government. But wait, it

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gets better. Walt even gave our girl a shout out

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in his closing statement, saying, I'm as surprised as anybody

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of this coalition that Kamala Harris has built, from Bernie

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Sanders to Dick Cheney to Taylor Swift and a whole

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bunch of folks in between there.

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Now, that's what I call a diverse fan base.

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It just goes to show that Taylor's influence crosses all

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political lines. Who knew friendship bracelets could be such a

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powerful political statement. Now, let's address some drama that's got

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Swifties up in arms. A Texas man named Gary Estis

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paid four thousand dollars for a tailor autographed guitar at

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a charity auction, only to smash it apart as a joke.

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I know, I'm clutching my pearls too. Estes insisted it

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wasn't malicious, saying it was just a joke at an

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auction that we had to raise money for kids, right,

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and that's all it was. There was nothing mean about it,

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nothing bad about it. It was just a joke that

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they were making up on the stage and we just

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followed through with a joke. Gary, I think you might

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need to listen to You need to calm down on repeat.

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Smashing a tailor signed guitar is no laughing matter in

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the swifty world. The auctioneer, Craig Meyer, tried to smooth

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things over, saying it was a funny, lighthearted thing. I know,

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maybe it seemed to be malicious, but everybody uddy was laughing.

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Well, Craig, we're not laughing.

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That guitar could have been a cherished piece of Taylor memorabilia.

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But let's move on to some happier news, shall we.

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Let's address those pesky breakup rumors about Taylor and Travis.

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Don't worry, Swifties, it's all just noise, a source told

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US Weekly. They're choosing not to dwell on the noise,

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focusing instead on staying true to themselves and being happy.

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They simply shrug off the stories.

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They see it as just another example of the press

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lifting someone up only to tear them down. That's our Taylor,

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shaking it off like a pro.

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The source added. Their schedules are going.

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To be getting super busy, so Taylor has been enjoying

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a few more days of freedom before her upcoming shows. See,

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just because Taylor missed a few games doesn't mean there's

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trouble in Paradise. They're just two busy superstars trying to

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balance their hectic schedules.

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But here's where it gets juicy.

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Apparently Taylor is taking charge of Travis's fitness routine. A

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source spilled, Taylor doesn't like hearing the critics put down Travis,

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and she doesn't care for how people are blaming her

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for his performance. So what's the supportive girlfriend to do

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put him on a diet and exercise plan. Of course,

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the source added, she's making it her mission to help

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him shed the weight and get his six pack back

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so that he can have all the haters eating their words.

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Now that's what I call relationship goals. But Taylor's not

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just bossing Travis around. She's in it with him. The

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source revealed. She's promised to go on the diet with

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him for support at least when they're together.

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Ah, that's true love right there.

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For those of you wondering why Taylor hasn't been at

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Travis's recent games, fear not. It's all about security and scheduling.

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A source told Page six. If she is going to

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a place that isn't Arrowhead, there are security concerns. She

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has worked with Arrowheads so many times. They feel at

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ease and comfortable going to all kinds of different stadiums.

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You need to send a team in advance. Plus, our

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girl's been busy rehearsing for her upcoming Heiress tour shows.

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Talk about a power couple juggling their busy schedules more

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in a moment. Now, let's talk beauty, because we've got

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some serious tea makeup artist Lori Turk dropped a bombshell

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about Taylor's signature lip color.

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Are you ready for this? It's not just Red.

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Taylor's been rocking a warm cinnamon Nars lipstick called Morocco

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for years. Turk spilled so many people asking about this

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lipstick that Taylor wears all the time. She even shared

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photos of Taylor wearing the shade at the twenty twenty

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four VMAs and the Kansas City Chiefs NFL season home opener.

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Now excuse me while I go by every tube of

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Morocco I can find.

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This revelation is huge for two reasons.

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First because Taylor's team rarely confirms the exact beauty products

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she uses, and second, because we all thought Taylor was

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all about those fool toned reds. Finding out she's a

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fan of a warmer, spicier shade is like discovering a

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hidden track on a tailor album, unexpected but totally amazing.

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But the fun doesn't stop there. Swifties.

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Jason Kelcey, Travis's brother, had some thoughts about our movie

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choices on their New Heights podcast. Jason jokingly said, there's

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just a lot of chick flicks. We got a lot

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of Swifties trying to make us watch bad movies. Oh, Jason,

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you haven't lived until you've had a Tailor swift inspired

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movie marathon. Jason even teased I don't have a problem

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with them either, but if we put one of these

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chick flicks on there, it's gonna effing win. Come on, Jason,

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embrace your inner Swifties. There's nothing wrong with a good

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rom com now and then, despite his teasing, Jason's actually

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a big Tailor fan. He gushed about her talent on

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Philadelphia's ninety four Morning show, saying she is like so

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talented it's ridiculous, not only as a singer, a songwriter,

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production wise, like she's so involved in every facet of it.

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He even compared her.

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To Bruce Springsteen, saying she's at that like Bruce Springsteen level,

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like Tide.

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Now, that's high praise.

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Jason also reflected on Taylor's megastar status, saying, I think

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that she's built up such a fan base and a

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contingency and an amount of people that really really just

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like love her that it's really cool. At the same time,

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I think what's so impressive about her is it's so

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self controlled, like she's so involved in all of it.

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Ah Jason, Welcome to the Swiftie family.

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As we wrap up this Taylor Tastic news roundup, I

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can't help but marvel at the impact our girl has had.

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From politics to beauty, from fitness to film choices, Taylor

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Swift continues to prove why she's not just a pop

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star but.

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A cultural icon.

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Her influence reaches far beyond the music world. She's inspiring

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politicians to wear friendship bracelets, setting beauty trends with her

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signature lip colors, motivating her boyfriend to get fit, and

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even sparking.

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Debates about movie choices.

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It's like everything Taylor touches turns to gold or should

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I say platinum? Remember Swifties. In Taylor's world, every day

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is a new era. Whether you're rocking a friendship bracelet

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at a political debate, trying out a new lipstick shade,

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or defending Taylor's honor against breakup rumors, you're part of

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something bigger.

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You're part of a community.

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That supports each other, celebrates love, and yes, occasionally goes

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a little crazy over celebrity workout routines.

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But can you blame us?

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The beauty of being a Swiftie is that there's always

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something new to discover. Maybe you'll find hidden meanings in

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her lyrics that no one else has noticed. Perhaps you'll

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be inspired to start your own political campaign with friendship

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bracelets as your symbol. Or maybe you'll just enjoy the

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ride watching as Taylor continues to break records and make history.

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That's all for now, Swifties, Stay enchanted, and don't forget

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to check out our merch at Caalaroga dot com because

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nothing says die hard Swifty like sipping your morning coffee

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from a tailor Swift Today mug. Remember in Taylor's world,

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there's always another surprise around the corner. Who knows what

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tomorrow will bring, A surprise political endorsement, a new signature

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lip color, Travis revealing his six pack on the football

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field with Taylor, anything as possible, and that's why we

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love her. This is Annelie Seidel signing off with a

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perfectly executed hairflip and a sprinkle of glitter. Stay fearless, and,

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as Taylor would say, long live all the magic we made.

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Swift Out