"Blessed be the sinners..." - NIGHT OF THE DEMONS (1988)

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Learn more@univozpods.net hello, my name's Patrick and I'm a scream queen.

I'm a scream queen and so are you.

Hello again my beautiful, beautiful screamers.

And welcome to another episode of Scream Queens.

It's the podcast where horror gets gay.

This is episode 1509 and tonight it's part one of the night of the Demon Spectacular, a very special two episode event where we're talking about my favorite movie from 1988, Night of the Demon.

And to kick it off, I have two very special guests today.

They are two of my favorite guests of all time and two of my bestest friends.

And they have never seen the movie before.

So we're going to be introducing them to the wonderful world of Hull House.

Its demonic inhabitants and their lipstick filled titties.

And who are these very special guests?

Well, they haven't been here in a long time and I'm very happy they're back.

Allison Nowacki and Brian Polk.

But before we do any of that, please, please, please, please allow me to introduce myself.

My name is Patrick Walsh and For the past 15 years I have been your guide to the weird, wonderful world of horror.

Mo.

But I've made you see them through my very, very gay little eyes.

I'm not stopping now.

No siree Bob.

Listen, we're just going to cut right to the cheese tonight because this episode is two and a half hours long.

Because it's Allison and Brian.

So we're like blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Did I say blah blah blah?

I meant comedy gold.

And as always, we cannot talk about the movie without spoiling the movie.

So if you have not seen Night of the demons from 1988, I highly suggest you stop right now and go watch the movie.

It is streaming on Shutter and it is completely free on Tubi, Pluto, Sling tv, the Roku Channel.

Roku Channel, Roku Channel, Redbox, Plex.

If you can't find it, go fuck yourself.

It's even on Peacock.

It's literally everywhere.

So you have no excuse not to watch the movie before we go any further.

So better go do that.

It's time for me to bring on Allison and Brian and play the trailer for Night of the Demons.

A full moon, a spooky deserted mansion.

Halloween night.

All right, dudes and dusters, that's pretty 10 kids.

All they want to do is raise a little hell.

Now as long as they live, they'll.

Wonder.

What'S gotten into them.

Night of the Demons.

Stigma.

Blessed be the sinners, for the day of atonement is at hand.

Stop looking at me.

We're gonna get out of here.

Night of the Demons.

Party til you drop.

So as we are counting down these final episodes of Scream Queens, it's getting down to the nitty gritty.

And we're at the point where I need to talk about one of the most important pieces of cinema ever made.

And for that kind of weight, for that kind of not just dramatic weight, not just like critical weight, but like cultural weight.

I said, patrick, you are going to need the best guests you've ever had, the most popular, and also the ones that are your best friends in the whole world.

Unfortunately, they weren't available, so we're stuck with these two ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls at my GNCs, wherever you may be, please welcome back to this Grave Queen studio Alexander we and Brian J.

Polk.

Yay.

We got invited back.

I thought after last time, we'd never be allowed on the show again.

I'm really glad I, like, had those other friends get out of dodge so we can watch this movie.

I don't know what any of them at inside jokes and I'm not in on.

Please, please continue.

Please continue to leave me out of the conversation that I'm hosting.

So it has been a hot minute since you've been here, Alison and Brian.

What have you been up to?

What are some awesome things that have been happening in the lives of you, too?

Oh, geez.

Well, not the band.

Not the band.

The joke.

I was going to.

You're welcome.

I know what has been going on.

We have a new kitty.

We do.

We have a little district attorney, Anita Beta.

Little orange.

She's a cat lawyer.

That's very serious.

That's a good thing to have on your side.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

I'm the mother of a doctor and a lawyer.

Dr.

Termina stinks.

And Ebeda.

Yeah, they're very nice.

They're very little.

He's four, she's going to be one.

So they both still have way too much kitten energy while she passed the.

Bar before she's even 1 years old.

Take that, Kim Kardashian.

So that.

That's been.

I mean, how long has it been?

It's been a long time.

Yeah.

I mean, I don't know if I have.

I seem to recall, like it was like, after Dr.

Giggles.

I never want to talk to either one of you ever again.

But I'm not sure.

That may not be accurate.

No.

We did Psycho Gorman.

I think that might be Psycho Gourmand.

Right, of course, of course, of course.

Because it couldn't possibly get any better than that.

Yeah.

Because that movie's amazing.

However, this movie is much better.

And also it's the best movie ever made ever, in the entire history of the world.

The movie that I'm talking about is, of course, Night of the Demons from the fabulous year of 1988.

Brian.

Yes.

I need you to make your wife give me a nice 30 second back of the DVD plot summary of the movie.

Night of the Demons.

The clock starts.

Hey.

See what I did there?

She thought she was gonna have to do it because I know she hates it anyway.

Oh, my God.

So Halloween night, instead of going to the school dance like good kids These kids go to Hull House and try to throw a party, but instead get possessed and crazy shenanigans happen.

Bump, bump, bump.

Brian J.

Polk.

Is there anything you want to add to that?

No, that's perfect.

Plot summary for the back of a DVD rental or a cassette rental showing my age.

Vhs.

I will.

I will agree with all that.

I will agree with all that.

But I will go in, we'll throw in his boobs.

Gore titties and boobs.

We'll get there.

Oh, we'll get there.

Oh, I know that.

But I didn't want to give away the.

You can't give away the best part of the movie in the back of the vhs, honey.

Everybody.

Everybody knows.

Everybody knows because these tits are not just.

They're not.

It's not just the tits that are legendary.

The people who own them are legendary.

Like, these are horror.

Like, horror heavy hitters getting their tits.

Linnea Quigley, who plays Suzanne, the one in pink, she.

Her job, she's been in everything for the past 40 years, and her job is to get naked and die.

That's what she does.

And she does it really well, and we love her for it.

And plus, on top of that, it was great.

On top of that, she's a wonderful person and an animal activist, so she would probably be really against you sending your cat into a job like that, not letting them be normal.

This is la.

There's a high cost of living.

They need to earn their kids.

I'll take it up with Linnea Quigley.

Okay.

Don't come after us.

Don't come after.

So neither one of you had seen this before, right?

No.

Okay.

Because this.

This is.

This is one of these staple movies.

It's, like, everybody's favorite Halloween party movie.

This is one that you get.

This is, like, a perfect crowd film.

And honestly, Allison, people have been begging for me to cover this movie with you since, like, for, like, 10 years now.

Really?

And I bet you don't know why.

I'm honored.

I'm honored.

Thank you, audience.

Because to be honest, I've never.

I've never seen this movie.

To be honest, I've never heard of this movie.

I am very.

I just dabble in the horror crowd.

Right.

I'm not, like, in it deep.

I'm.

I'm your.

I'm your horrible mainstream horror kind of person.

So thank you, because I actually really enjoyed this movie.

I loved it.

I figured you would, because it's bonkers and it's got boobs.

Anywhere else.

Boobs aside, legendary boobs aside, I.

I love this mov movie from the first graphics I saw in the.

The intro segments, like that opening sequence with those graphics.

It had me from there.

So I was in one of the.

Best animated intros that's out there.

Yes, Absolutely loved it.

And.

And I.

It was very long, don't get me wrong.

But I loved every second of it.

It also one of the longest probably animated intros that I've seen in a while.

But I loved it.

It was so cool.

I had no idea what I was getting into, but it was.

Because with Patrick, you never know.

It's either, like, amazing or the worst.

So you never know what you're gonna get.

But.

But I like the graphics.

I loved it.

I was immediately like, okay, I get with this.

She said it like five times.

Like, these graphics.

O' Brien.

No, they're great.

They're great.

What I love about fun facts about them, that was done by.

I don't have her name in front of me because I'm a horrible person.

She was a Disney animator, so she was animated.

She was working on the Little Mermaid at the time.

So she's animating Ursula by day and doing the graphics for this by night.

Oh, my gosh.

And I also.

That's even greater because it's clearly a ripoff slash homage of the Night of Ball Mountain segment of Fantasia.

Oh, yeah, yeah, I can see that.

I can see that 100%.

And it gave you titties right there in the opening credits.

One of those demons that float by, have their tits out.

Okay.

I had to, like, look for it.

I'm glad you told me beforehand, because it does go by, like, you know, like, if I wasn't looking for it, I was like, I gotta find him.

It was like, where's Waldo?

You know what I mean?

You see bullet tents?

Bullet tents.

Which one?

What's the other one?

What was the other one's name?

Jake and Amir.

Because for those of you who haven't been listening, who are up are our antics.

Normally I'll text Allison a lot in the days before with, like, random stuff from the movie.

And she's like, I haven't watched it.

I haven't watched it.

I was considering doing lists of.

I was considering texting a shit.

That doesn't happen in the movie.

Oh, my God, you're going to love the birthday scene.

Exactly.

Like, I haven't watched it.

Or so just respond with, CM Punk picks that gift.

That's all she does.

It's true.

It's true.

But I said, you know what?

I'm just not going.

I'm not.

In case they don't like the movie.

I'm not going to do them this time.

I'm just going to say, just so you know, if you're not hooked in the movie, there are titties in the opening credits.

And then I wanted to come back.

I never met him.

No.

And then we have this argument.

No.

She saw them say, hold, freeze frame, frame by frame.

I'm looking for these things.

No, But I love that opening sequence.

And yes, do respond to most of Patrick's texts with CM Punk pictures.

Just Patrick, everybody.

That's right.

And I felt true Patrick.

Patrick does usually try to like, prep us a little bit for the movie.

And I'm glad that you didn't.

Nothing.

Nothing.

You gave me nothing.

You gave us countdown.

You gave us the countdown.

But I'm every day a different number counting down to the record.

I'm glad though, because, like, I really did just naturally like on, like, like this movie.

Yeah.

At the end of it, that's what you said.

She was like, I really, actually really liked this movie.

Just like, really like this movie.

That was fun.

That was good.

Yeah, it was super fun.

So I'm glad you didn't tell me too much because I would have had different expectations, you know what I mean, going into it.

So that.

And I was at WrestleMania and I just would have been like, whatever.

I don't see CM Punk in this.

He does horror movies now.

He's not in this.

Why don't we do a CM Punk movie?

Blah, blah, blah.

Anyway.

But no, enough about him.

But.

But this is one of these movies, one of these 80s horror movies that they just don't make anymore.

Yeah, it's camp without trying to be camp.

And it's got this weird stuff like, like you were talking about the opening crisis animation crazies does set you up for what you're in for because you're not in a realistic world.

Like, these kids are not like normal kids.

They have their own way of speaking.

They have their own vernacular.

Like everyone is out of a different movie.

Like, Sal's from.

Sal feels like he's a jet from west side Story.

Yes, yes, he is.

He's ready to rumble at any given moment.

And just the way he talks.

And he talks like an old movie, which I think is so fun, but everybody's like that.

And you've got Stooge the bully, who is so awful.

Like everything out of his mouth is awful, but yet you love him at the same time.

Normally I would hate A character like this, yeah, but it embraces all these bad things.

But that also has really great, innovative things happening at the same time.

And then some of these people, not the best performers or not giving the best performances, like classically great performances, but in the end, you're like, you know what?

Everybody delivers.

Yeah, I said that to Brian, too.

I said the acting in this is actually, like, really good.

For what?

For what?

This is like.

I got sucked in.

Everybody was playing their role, even though Sal was from, like, New Jersey or whatever he was from.

But.

And I was just like, yeah, I think.

I think if these people might have had, like, a couple more takes, they could have nailed it smoother, but I don't think this movie needs that.

It was.

I.

I really liked the acting.

It was great.

Funny.

Funny.

You mentioned that.

Like, they.

I.

I was watching the.

The extras on the.

On the Blu Ray and the director said all the scenes at the house at the beginning, like at Judy's house, the interiors and the scene with.

Outside with Sal and the little brother, who we'll get back to, who's fabulous.

He's fabulous.

He's the worst.

He's absolute worst.

The best thing at the same time.

But.

But they had the house for one night.

Oh, boy.

All of those scenes had to be shot in one night.

And it was really difficult.

It's like the house was so small and we.

We had to, like, set up the cameras in the yard and be shooting through windows to see the interiors properly.

So everything was extra work.

So people got one take.

Wow.

See, so you were right.

You were right for those scenes.

Anyway.

The later ones, not so much.

But the other scenes.

The other scenes at Hull House was apparently in a real dilapidated house.

They weren't in the studio.

Oh, nice.

And it looks.

It looks great.

It looks great.

The set design and Hull House, I love all.

And the lighting design, like, all.

With all the slatted.

Yeah, yeah.

Great of great effects, though.

But anyway, it reminded me there were aspects.

And we'll.

We'll get to it, I'm sure.

But there are aspects of it too that made me feel like it was a video game.

I don't know if you guys felt this as well, but like.

Like when the.

When the possessed kids were, like, chasing after the other kids, they were like floating.

You know what I'm saying?

And they would be, like, going down the hallway and the kids would be, you know, the.

The kids that were running away kids.

They're probably like, 40.

No, I'm kidding.

But come back to that.

We'll come back, we'll go back to that.

But, like, they would be, like, hiding around the corner and you'd have the moment where, like, the possessed demon would look and then kind of keep going, like.

Like in a video game where it's like you're hiding from Boo the ghost or whatever.

Like.

Yeah, but it gave me that anticipation of, like, playing a video game and you're having that fun time and you're like, oh, like you're in it when you're in the video game with it.

Like, it gave me that feel.

I don't know if that explains it properly, but that's the closest I could.

That's the closest I could associate it to.

I get that in the early scenes, especially when.

When the demon stuff, the possession is being passed around with people not noticing.

Like when the.

When the.

When Suzanne gets it first and then she passes it to.

Yeah, that remind me of a video game too.

Like, what's among us?

Like, doing stuff with other people not noticing.

Very video gamey, to be honest.

That's kind of ahead of its time a little bit to be doing stuff like that.

Because now.

Well, given Common.

But yeah, given how video games were.

We were playing.

Still played Centipede.

Exactly.

They had sound effects from Asteroids in the movie earlier.

That was.

No, I heard Pac Man, Atari.

That's what I heard.

The music in this movie.

We'll get to it with the music in this movie.

You know, I was gonna love that.

I don't know.

Well, I.

I normally don't like synth scores, but I like this one a lot.

Particularly the main theme for, like, the opening credits, I think, rocks.

That was great.

Computer.

Computer Date.

I mean, we'll get to Computer Date.

But the song choices are great.

I think they all work really well.

We looked into Computer Day because I love that song.

All the songs, except for the Bauhaus song were done by the same guy.

We're done by the same guy for this movie.

So.

Ding dong, while Brian is right, the same guy wrote both of the pop songs for Night of the Demons.

That same guy is Dennis Tenney, who did the whole soundtrack.

And Dennis Tenney is also the brother of the director, Kevin Tenney.

Just wanted to get that out.

Just wanted to make sure that was clear.

And by the way, Allison is also right.

Computer Date rocks.

If you listen to the whole track, it's pop metal deliciousness.

And so is the other song that Dennis Tenney wrote, the Beast Within.

So find them on YouTube.

The link is down there on the show.

Notes Back to the show, if you have it anywhere.

Patrick, I need a clean version of the song Computer Dating.

Yeah, Computer Dating.

Because that song, it.

It.

It was better than the cleanup montage scene in that.

And that was your ringtone for, like, 15 years.

Yeah, it's getting replaced with Computer dating.

I loved it.

And the fact that this is 1988 and he's singing a song about computer.

I'm like, oh, man.

Which would have been.

Which would have been new at the time.

At the time.

Yeah.

I'm glad you brought up the ages of people.

I used to make fun of this movie.

They're talking about going to the high school dance.

I'm like, oh, please.

Oh, please.

I'll grant you that they're too old for high school, but when I was watching the Blu Ray, I discovered they're all pretty much age appropriate.

They're all 18, 19, 20.

The oldest one is Linnea Quigley, who plays Suzanne, who's 26.

I think it's the Halloween maker.

And also being the 80s.

Yeah, I think it's the 80s.

I think it's the 80s.

Wow.

Wow.

Oh, I'll take that, then.

I'll take that, Elle.

That's good for them.

One of the cast members is a celebrity family member.

Oh, what?

Who?

Amelia Kincaid, who played.

Or Mimi Kincaid, depending, who played Angela, whose party it was in the Black Wedding.

Yeah.

Her aunt is Rue McClanahan.

No, Blanche Deburau.

There's pictures of Rue McClanahan on set with Angela in full makeup.

What?

Oh, my gosh.

You can see it in the cheekbones and in the smile.

Now I have to go back once, you know?

Once, you know.

Yeah.

Now I have to go back and.

Look, I've heard people, when they heard, say, like, I think that's terrible.

I can't believe Rue McClanahan was there and.

Because her.

Her.

Her niece, when she did a striptease in the middle of the movie, which she doesn't, but she does an erotic dance in the middle of the movie.

I.

I screened the movie last night.

I opened it with a clip of Ruma Clanahan doing a strip tease in a movie from the 60s.

It runs in the family.

It runs in the family.

Yeah.

So.

But, yeah, I think it's cool.

I think it's cool.

That is so cool.

No, I do think it's cool when it's like.

Don't get me wrong.

I'm not saying, like, nepo babies, like, whatever, but I do think it's cool when there's, like, support within the Family.

So, yeah, beyond set, have fun.

Like YOLO.

You only.

And this was 1988, so this was prime.

Yeah.

Golden Girls era.

She took time out to come visit.

Yeah, absolutely.

She left the cheesecake and the lanai to come visit Hull House.

And I think that's pretty cool.

That's pretty cool.

But that's one gay connection.

The other thing that things.

The character of Roger.

Yeah, for some.

For some.

The.

The pirate guy.

Yeah, it's not in the script.

I've learned over time, most people think he's gay.

And the more I watch him go, it actually works if you make that character gay.

Yeah, he's.

He's the only one not paired up.

He's not paired up.

And he's not trying to be paired up either.

Like, everybody else is trying to, like, get it in, and he's.

He's just there to have a good time.

Yeah.

He just wants to have fun.

Well, here's.

Here's.

Here's.

Here's my fanfic.

Here's my fanfic.

Is my fanfic.

Here's what I think happened.

And it actually.

It actually really plays very well.

I can't decide.

Helen is his fat gag.

It's his best girly friend.

Of course.

And now.

And now she's dating Stooge.

And so now it's a trio all the time.

And he doesn't fit.

Yeah.

Yeah.

He's always the tag along.

And also, like, feels like.

Feels kind of bad because Stooge is calling her a bitch all the time.

Here's the other thing.

Here's the other thing.

And I know you're going to take this the wrong way.

In my mind, Stooge is the alternate universe.

Brian J.

Polk.

What?

No.

I could never be that dude.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Because here's the thing.

Stooge has this ability to say things like, get in the car, bitch, and we still love him.

Shut up and walk, bitch.

Shut up and drive, bitch.

So shut up and start walking.

A direct quote.

Festering fuck wads.

You can't take that bitch anywhere.

Exactly.

Festering F wads.

You cannot take this bitch anywhere.

That's exact line that Brian poke and you go, oh, Brian, it'd be the cutest thing out of Brian J.

Pon's mouth.

That's.

That's what he said when he first met me.

Like, and now we're married.

He's like, allison, now eat a bowl of.

Eat a bowl of.

Nice to meet you.

I was just gonna say I grew.

Up with people that said, eat a bowl of fuck like all the time.

I love it.

Because they got it from this movie.

They got it from this movie.

It doesn't exist anywhere else in this movie.

Brian.

He got it from Brian Wolford.

Guaranteed.

You got it from Wilford.

Oh, maybe.

My goodness, girl.

All right, I.

I don't know how to approach this movie, but what was.

It's a really long time before anything happens.

Let's just walk through the opening scenes.

Like, what's going on here?

It opens with this old man.

It's creepy.

Old man.

Creepy Old man being creepy.

And he hates Halloween.

Screw these kids, right?

Like, he's like Mr.

Wilson.

Right?

But if Mr.

Wilson wanted to put razor blades and apples.

Yeah, because that's what.

It's implied.

If Mr.

Wilson was the menace now, Dennis.

Yeah, he's now the menace.

And these kids are getting ready for Halloween.

You always need, like, you know, the guy that's the wet blanket, right?

And the kids are getting ready for Halloween.

And we have.

Is it.

Is it Judy?

Judy.

Judy.

And she wants.

She's a good girl.

She's the good girl.

And she wants to go to the dance with her boyfriend, Jay.

Jay Jansen.

Jay Jansen at Attorney at Law.

I'm sorry, we're only.

We're only going to refer to him from now on is my dead gay son.

Thank you very much.

Jay Jansen, Attorney at Law.

It's the guy from 8.

Lance Fenton from Heathers.

Please continue.

Yeah.

Shit.

Shit, isn't it?

I know.

Yeah.

It's been so long since I've seen Heathers.

Me too.

Me too.

And, you know, he's.

He's been dating her for a little bit.

He wants to get it in.

He goes, hey, let's not go to the school dance and be good kids.

Let's.

Let's go to Hull House with Angela.

Does this mean I should find another date for the dance?

Of course not.

Hey, I thought you'd be happy to go to a real party.

That school dance is for nerds.

Oh, okay.

Sure.

Why not?

Who's giving it?

I don't know if you know her.

Her name's Angela.

Angela?

No, the only Angela I know is that weird girl in history class.

Well, as a matter of fact.

Shay, you've got to be kidding.

Angela is such a weirdo.

Granny says she's into witchcraft and all sorts of creepy stuff.

Come on, you don't believe all that, do you?

It's a bunch of crap.

You're just a lonely old misfit trying to get some Attention by acting weird.

That's all.

So why in the world would you want to go to her party then?

Because it's Halloween.

Who do you know that'll give a better party?

That's like Christmas to her.

Do we have to?

Come on.

Max and Franny are going.

It'll be fun.

Oh, all right.

I guess so.

I can't wait to meet her family.

She probably lives in a belfry.

Well, it's.

It's not at her house.

It's at Hall House.

Hall House.

Jay, Angela's a weirdo.

A weirdo from my history class, but not.

Oh, the weirdos throw the best parties.

Baby, let's go.

He's 100.

Correct.

You know how I know that?

Because I was the weird girl in history class, thank you very much.

Yes, he knows.

He knows.

I just want to circle back to the old guy like what you said.

This guy hates everybody.

But we need to set up something with the old man.

What?

Like he first, like, stooge moons him from the car.

Hey, grandpa, look at the barrel bastards.

Sam y' all to hell.

Happy Halloween, kids.

He's like, ah, damn you kids.

And.

And then Sal hits a.

Dangles a rat in his face.

Dangling a rat is something different in my vernacular, but that's a whole different story.

Dangles a rat in his face.

He's like, ah, you stupid kids.

Ah, my groin.

There's no fool like an old fool.

You son of.

Hey, cool it, pops.

You want to blow your pacemaker or something?

And Judy.

Judy comes over.

He drops his groceries everywhere.

And.

And Judy comes over to help him.

He's like, get away from you.

Yeah, he does say, get away from me, you.

Gee, mister, I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to scare you.

Get your hands off of me.

Hey, calm down.

Get away from me.

I.

I was just trying to help.

I don't need to help you damn little horse.

Well, fine.

I wouldn't want to help an old creep like you anyway.

Look at you.

You.

And like, I don't know, it just.

It fed into, like.

It took me a minute.

Cuz he lifts up.

He like, very menacingly likes Snow White, like the.

The.

The evil.

The evil witch, which is the hag.

Yeah.

Picks up the apple and has like, the razor blades in the other hand.

And he's like.

It starts cackling.

They'll get theirs tonight, right?

They'll get what they deserve.

Yes.

They'll get what they deserve tonight.

I'm going to kill all these children.

Because nothing.

Because nothing in this movie is Subtle nothing.

We're handling this literally.

We're playing by comic book rules.

And I don't mean like superhero comic book rules.

I mean like Tales from the Crypt comic book type rules.

This is the kind of environment.

Oh, I thought you meant Archie.

Well, you know what?

Archie also would done this because you know, they could have been down at the chocolate shop and had a razor blade and they're, they and, and their strawberries phosphate that they're drinking with two straws.

Jughead was a menace.

Look at that hat.

Look at that.

I mean, come on, look at that hat.

You know, from there.

You know, from.

Can't trust Mr.

So.

So there.

So Judy's getting ready to go to Hull House now, which he doesn't really want to go to, but you know, you got to, you got to keep your boyfriend happy in the 80s and.

Okay, I need to talk about Judy for a bit.

I love Judy and I hate like Judy.

Kathy Podwell.

She wound up with a nice starring role on Dallas.

She was a regular in Dallas for a couple years and good for her.

When you hear her talk on the, on the, on the Blu Ray, she sounds nothing like Judy at all.

She doesn't.

But people hate.

They pay all of her delivery.

I think it's great because you can make a delivery game every time.

She's like, chai, chai, chai.

I think it's great.

I think she's great.

She's.

Because she's got it.

But apparently that she was directed to do like to be as innocent and dopey as possible.

And that's coming across and people don't like her acting is terrible.

I think she's, I think she's fabulous.

Tell me about her home life.

She's, she's, she's supposed to be the good girl.

She no father in the picture as.

Far as we know.

As far as we see.

Mom makes treats that look like, oh, what did Bill say?

I wrote it down.

It looks.

Are you about to say something disparaging about, about Judy's mom's Fudge Loves?

Yeah, they, they look like sun dried poodle turds.

You know what?

In today's market, people be like, that sounds great.

It's all natural organic seed oils.

Okay, can we talk?

But she also has this time, time, time.

I need to ask.

I just need to ask.

I need, I need to look into your life.

Did either one of you, did your parents ever go through that cereal box box recipe type phase or magazine recipe typeface?

Never, not really.

And you would think us being from The Midwest.

It would be keen on, like, back of the box.

No, I'm worried about getting, like, frozen chicken patties from the Schwann's truck.

Market day.

Yeah.

Hell, yeah, market day.

No.

Yeah.

No, we.

We never went.

We never.

My mom was not, like, a baker, really.

I mean, she would make, like, polish cookies around Christmas, but she was never really a.

Like, a baker making.

She's nurse survivor.

Carol's a nurse.

She's just out there saving lives.

She doesn't have time to be baking.

Stupid.

For you, Allison.

Thank you.

She's saving lives.

One of my mom made a lot of chicken tonight.

You guys remember chicken tonight?

Yeah, I feel like chicken tonight.

Just so you know, all three of us are bouncing in our chairs and flapping our wings.

Just chicken tonight.

There was a lot of chicken tonight in my house.

A lot of market day, which was my area's version of, like, my mom.

My mom didn't do that.

My mother was an awful cook and also was.

At this particular time, she was.

She was an alcoholic and menopausal.

So she had this weird kitchen rule.

Like, she'd be cooking me.

Like, anything goes.

Anything that was in the kitchen could wind up in the dish at any time.

And it was always meatloaf.

Always, always.

Meatloaf was always meat lobster.

I'm sorry, let me take that back.

Everything in the kitchen except spices or sauces or anything.

Or anything.

Or anything that would give anything flavor.

We can't have chicken with stuff on it.

What are we.

It's too spicy.

I will tell you, Survivor Carol, she does make a mean meatloaf.

I will, Brian.

I'm sure she.

I'm sure she does.

No, but I'm thinking of the time the meat.

The Eminem meatloaf happened.

That was bad.

That was a bad maraschino cherry meatloaf.

It was bad.

It was bad.

And Jones is fun.

It's great.

That's great.

Anyway, rest, rest.

Rest in peace.

Mom, we talk about you in a podcast.

Yeah, okay.

Yeah, but Billy.

Little brother Billy.

Can we talk about Billy?

But I just want to know how.

I just need to take a moment because one of my favorite moments in the movie is when she offers the fudge logs to my dead gay son, and Billy says that they.

What do you want, a mom?

They look like free sundry poodle jerseys.

She's genuinely hurt.

You must be j.

Yeah.

Would you like a fudge log dog?

Oh, gee.

Hey, I'd love to, but I'm trying.

To watch my weight.

Oh, your weight.

You must be Kidding.

You're skinny as a rail.

Oh, come on, Jay, don't be shy.

Have one.

I just took him out of the oven.

No thanks, Mrs.

Cassidy.

Really?

You sure?

Yeah, of course he's sure.

Ma, Ma, would he want one?

They look like sun dried poodle turds.

Oh, Billy.

That actress played genuinely her.

I'm like, you know what?

You're right.

And you know, even when beauty first comes home, you see her, you see mom blending up those fudge like so.

Like we had a trajectory with the fuck they didn't just come out of nowhere.

She's been working on these things all day.

Billy, Billy, Billy.

Okay, what I need to say about Billy is that someday he's gonna be that kid at college that you cover your drink.

Oh, when he comes by.

Oh, yeah.

I mean, he, he was contenting on his sister's boobs.

Wow.

British boobies.

Sis, you keep on going.

You'll have to hire someone just to tie your shoes.

Yes, that's our first.

The other thing is like welcome to the 80s where you can have a girl doing a semi topless scene with your 12 year old on camera with.

Her, you know, what was he doing in that closet before he jumped out?

That's what I want to know.

Jesus.

Bodacious boobies.

That's another thing Brian can say get away with.

They could walk up to anybody like, hey, bodacious boobies.

Dishes boobies.

That's the second thing you said to me when we met.

Yeah, yeah.

That's how you get a girl.

That's how you get a girl.

Even if it's your sister.

Well, you know what?

I'll stop I confident to compliment.

Okay.

Take it.

Take it where you can, ladies.

Take it where you can.

Take it where you can.

This kid is an absolute nightmare.

And I also love everything out of his mouth.

I, I was, I, I shouldn't have been because of when the movie was shot.

But when he drops the f slur on Sal, I, I, I was just like, holy.

I wouldn't have heard it.

I wouldn't have heard it because I have bad hearing.

I have bad hearing.

I wouldn't have heard it.

But Patrick, I don't know.

Yeah, the subtitle I was gonna say the version that you sent us.

I couldn't get rid of those subtitles and I saw it in the subtitles.

I'm gonna make you read.

I promote literacy on the show as well as media literacy.

Okay.

Book literacy and main good reading rules.

Thank you.

It is fundamental.

They were burned in.

No, no, no, no.

That is an absolute.

That is an absolute.

Time would have.

That's exactly what that kid would have said.

Exactly.

It's like when you go back and watch Monster Squad and you're just like, holy hell.

Why are these kids saying these things?

They're like, oh, because we're coming off.

The 70s and only people.

People are only beginning to care about their children in the 80s.

They're just beginning to.

But my favorite one was like where?

He asked.

Where?

He asked my dick.

He said.

So are you dating her for her because you like her personality or because she's got great ja shots?

Well, you must be Judy's little brother, huh?

You're pretty lucky.

She's.

She's a real nice girl.

Yeah.

Are you dating her for a personality?

Because she has big cha.

Chas.

Yeah, that probably like went all over the place because he was like creepy perf to his sister.

Creepy perf, but also like trying to be like tough guy to Jay and then just like biggest wimp in the world.

I beg your pardon?

He stands up to Sal.

No, Sal offers him a quarter.

Sal offers him a quarter to figure out his sister where she's going to be instead of going to the Deads.

He's like, you expect me to sell out my sister for a measly quarter?

He's.

He says no.

He says no.

He waited till it was a dollar.

Now go get your sister.

Judy's getting dressed.

She's going to a party.

Party?

What party?

Wouldn't you like to know?

Oh, you little asshole.

Oh mother.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Come on.

Spill of beans, eh?

See, here's a nice chunk of change to loosen your lips a little.

Are you kidding?

Betray my beloved sister for a mezy quarter?

What do you think this is, some kind of depression or something?

Oh, that does it.

Billy, did you call me?

Hey, hey, hey.

This is my final offer, kid.

Now take it in sync.

Where's the friggin party?

Sure, it'll be too chicken to crash it anyway.

Yeah, try me.

Say hoe.

House.

Hull house.

What are you trying to pull, shorty?

You're just doing me caught dead in a dump like that.

What do you think I am, some kind of idiot or what?

What I think is besides the point.

Who has tonight?

You waited till it was a whole dollar.

You know what that was 1988.

And that the today's money, that's like a million dollars.

It's like $1 million that he got.

For an eight year.

And you got to remember this is eight year old money too.

So that's like $2 million to an eight year old.

Exactly.

That's like.

That's like.

That's like two comic books.

That's like 85,000 Pac man games, you know, or.

I'm sorry, Frogger.

Let's go with Frogger.

Yes.

Gallant, Helica, I need to take a time out here because there.

There's a movie called Bloody Birthday.

And this scene always cracks me up.

It's three kids who were born.

It's three killer kids.

And one of them has a hole.

The girl has this hole drilled in her closet wall so she can peep on her sister.

And her sister is Julie Brown, the comedian.

You know, I like him.

Big and stupid.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Downtown Julie Brown.

Oh, no, not.

No, not downtown Julie Brown.

The one who's not on empty tv.

Earth Girls are easy.

Julie Brown.

Thank you.

And she takes money from these kids of the block so they can peek on Julie Brown dancing around topless with her boobs out.

So you can see Julie Brown's boobs in this movie.

And so they have a whole scene with them watching.

And then the kids leave and she goes, the girl looks in her pocket and she looks at the camera, goes, I made 75 cents.

And I'm glad that Julie Brown died in the next day because do you know how sad I would have been had.

I feel like my titty.

My titty dance only raised 75 cents.

It's kind of like here.

I always think of it here, because he'd be like, you think I'm gonna sell out my sister for a measly quarter?

I'll sell that big titty bitch out for free.

She throwing a whole house.

We can't forget the legendary shoplifting at the Kwik E Mart scene.

I beg your pardon?

I'm gonna say we're gonna have to.

We can't forget the hypnotic hiney scene scene.

Yeah, yeah.

That's how it kicks off.

I mean, you have the hypnotic and.

It holds on that heiny for quite a bit.

It, it.

There's a lot of hiney in this.

A lot of.

A lot of Suzanne's heiney in this movie.

Bless.

Bless you, Linnae Quigley.

And as it does, it has everyone in the stud in the.

In the store and raptured, by the way.

They couldn't afford extras.

Everybody in that scene is on the crew.

They had no money for this.

They had no money.

What a day to be on the crew, though, eh?

What a day to be on the crew.

They blew all the money on the animated scene.

Sequence.

This is the effects.

So they didn't have any money for anything.

Yeah.

Though.

Heck yeah.

The who did?

Who did?

Okay, so there were the two shop clerks in there.

Yeah, right.

That were like hypnotized.

You guys are saying heinie I.

There was more than that.

There was more than that, baby.

There was more than that.

But who?

The guy that had the glasses that was chewing the gum.

He reminded me of somebody.

Kind of like a Tim Heidecker.

Kind of like he reminded me of somebody and I can't.

Is he from anything else?

Like he reminded me of any somebody to my knowledge.

I don't have his name in front of me, but I don't think so who he reminds me of.

It's probably just the glasses.

He reminds me of Brad from the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

That too.

That too.

Like just a familiar.

Like even just that.

It was like such a familiar archetype, you know, except.

Except their balls don't say taste the same.

No.

Do you guys have sour balls?

Why, sure we do.

Too bad.

I bet you don't get many blowjobs.

Brian Boswick definitely has sweet, sweet tasting balls.

But apparently this guy has sour balls.

You got sour balls?

Yeah.

My goodness.

It was so.

So they steal all this.

Sorry, hold on, hold on.

We fast forwarded a little bit.

We didn't talk about.

About.

We didn't finish talking about like Sal, right?

I want to go back to the scene because we find out that this is where we find out that Sal and Judy, which is important, kind of had a little bit of a thing, right?

Just a one.

They went out once.

They went out once.

They went out once.

But in the 80s, that's like married.

Like.

Yeah, like the average lifespan was only like 38 back then.

So yeah, one day, like being married.

That'S like being married.

But we find this.

We find this out and I think it's a little bit important because he.

There's a little bit of unrequited love.

There's a little bit of like, oh, now she's with Jay.

But we're good.

This.

Now we know his motivation kind of for wanting to go to this party, right?

He's not just New Jersey tough guy, you know, he's stalker guy that wants to go break up Judy and Jay.

He wasn't invited.

He clearly like is stated.

You were not invited.

You were not invited.

But I'm also great about this movie.

I think it's fun about this movie is this group of people would never hang out together in real life.

Never, Never.

Ever, ever, ever, ever.

The only way that they would all hang out together, and this is really something that I can't believe, is that the only way that people would go to Angela and Suzanne's party.

Because, Grant, Angela and Suzanne are clearly looking back, the coolest people in school.

Of course.

Of course.

What we could tell, you know, Angela's goth and, you know, Suzanne's hot and stupid and they, they've got their best.

Clearly best friends and they click together, great scenes together.

They vibe.

They vibe.

They vibe.

But their vibe is clearly not anybody else's vibe in the movie.

And when you're in high school, that sort of thing is important.

Nobody would be going to that party unless there's going to be drugs there and there's no drugs.

Yeah, they would be.

In the 80s.

They're not the coolest kids in school.

In the 90s, they are.

I can't believe Angela doesn't have drugs this morning.

I mean, they think like, what are you.

There was one part where they go, what are you guys on?

I drove all the way out to Hull House and there's no drugs at this party.

I need to talk about Linnea quickly.

And those of you who've been listening for a long time, you've heard this rant before.

I love Linnea Quigley.

I love her as a person.

Person.

I love her as a person.

But actress, she does what she does.

She does it well and she.

She plays into that.

She knows exactly what she is and she knows why she's there and she plays it up.

I've seen her, like every now and then they'll let her act when she let her not do this character.

She's actually quite good.

But people want this.

This is what people want.

She has her.

She has her own style of line delivery that' strange and very erotic.

And you hear other people like imitating in other movies.

Like whenever, whenever you see, like the suicide type girls in a movie trying to be sexy.

They all talk, like, Nick Quigley, like, weird emphasis on things.

And I think she's great here.

Like, I just want to look good for the boys.

It's just.

What a wonderful look.

It's so true.

Like, it.

Like, I didn't want to look good for the boy.

I want to look good for the boys.

I've never seen anybody spend more time in a mirror.

Relax.

I just want to look good for.

For the boys.

It was so perfect.

She was.

I think that fit this.

Yeah.

So perfect.

So perfect.

So perfect.

It's a cartoon of a teenage character.

I think it's great.

It's perfect.

And I also.

Later on, she.

It's very subtle, but later on, when the party's going on and, like, strange things are starting to happen, there's a weird knock.

You guys did invite some other people to this party.

Angela, Some cute boys, I hope.

Maybe some cute boys have arrived, which is total diss on all the boys that are already at the party.

Suppose all these ugly boys.

Ugmos.

Stinking stooge over here.

She might be in the mood for pork tonight.

Maybe I'm in the mood for pork tonight.

Yeah.

The dialogue.

The dialogue.

It's just.

Chef's kiss.

Chef's kiss.

So they.

So Angela steals all the procures by stealing all the stuff for the party, napkins included.

I was very happy she included napkins when she was stealing stuff.

And the extras saw her stealing.

They didn't care.

No.

Didn't care.

No, no.

The shop owners were distracted, but everybody else is just like, well, she's doing it.

Not my problem.

We're on the crew.

We don't have lines.

We don't have.

We don't do whatever the hell you want.

Not my problem.

Problem.

But we get.

So we.

We get to, like.

Everybody's going to this house now, right?

We're going to hall house.

We're getting ready for this party.

And, yeah, we have.

We have a couple more people to pick up before we go.

We do.

We do.

So we got Stooge, and we got Helen.

We got Roger.

Roger, which in the subtitles, they spelled it R O D G E R, which I thought was a choice.

That's how it's spelled in the credits.

That's how spells his name.

Okay.

Yeah, it was a choice.

I was like.

Which is another.

Which is another clue that he's gay because he's got D in him.

Oh, my gosh.

Nicely done.

I just made that up right now.

And welcome.

Oh, that's how you know.

That's how you know.

Look at that.

It's stuck right in there.

Right there in the middle.

Right there.

We told you.

We told you.

Right in the name.

Right in the name.

And they're driving, and Stooge is terrible.

Stooge is terrible.

To Helen, calling her a.

Poor Roger's in the back seat just like, I just want to go to this party.

I'm dressed like a pirate.

I'm ready to go.

Like, let's just go.

Have fun.

And they are driving.

So they're.

And they're on their way to Hull House.

Jay and Judy Are picking up.

Sorry, my dad.

His name is my.

My dead gay son.

My dead gay son.

Because.

Because either you're gonna have to.

Have to call him my dead.

So you have to go check every time.

So Judy and my gay dead son are.

Pick up Max and Franny.

Franny.

Max and Franny.

Important, Important question.

What are they dressed as?

A.

A doctor.

Doctor.

Wrong.

He's.

No, actually, he's a dentist.

A dentist.

Oh, Dr.

Giggles strikes again.

Well, he's a reverse Dr.

Giggles call back.

That's a.

That's another callback, people.

Thank you.

The ironic bit is I thought he was a dentist.

He wasn't.

He was a doctor the whole time.

That's why it's funny is that I thought he was a dentist.

Not a dentist at all.

No, no, no.

And I have no idea what Franny is dressed as.

Thought she was supposed to be, like, a pink.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, God.

I got it.

Got it.

And.

But just from the cut of the dress, I don't think she had, like, little wings on the back of her dress.

And Judy is Alice in Wonderland.

She's Alice from Alice Wonderland.

And Jay, my gay day son.

My.

My.

My son.

My.

He's dressed as just, I don't know, Miami Vice.

Nothing.

Nothing.

He's dressed as 80s.

They make a point.

He's too cool to wear a costume.

He's too cool to wear cosm.

Therefore, he's Miami Vice.

He dressed up like he was going to a high school dance to not want to go to a high school.

Dance, because he's not there to dress up.

He's there to undress, if you know what I mean.

By the way, just Max and Franny.

Max is Philip Tenzin Tanzini or Tanzani.

I can't read my handwriting.

I.

For folks at home, I've got four fingers in splints.

So my handwriting is particularly atrocious because I have trigger finger.

Because you know what?

You know, I have trigger finger running around my house going pew, pew, pew, pew, pew all the time.

But.

But he.

He was more of a child star.

He was.

He had a.

He was on a child star in General hospital for, like, 176 episodes or something crazy like that for really old people.

He was the voice of Jackie Paper in the old Puff the Magic Dragon animated special.

Yeah.

And.

And he's a huge voiceover actor now.

He works very prolifically for good for him.

And Franny is Jill Tereshita, who was in sleeper at Camp 3.

And I think she's lovely.

She's like one.

Everybody.

All the characters in this are kind of awful.

She's one of the only ones that's not.

Yeah, yeah.

But she does break the cardinal rule, though.

So she must die in this movie.

But.

So now we have all of our people, right?

And we're all going to hall time.

What's wrong with Hull House?

Why are we having a party at Hull House?

Well, Hull House used to be a mortuary.

And they say that it's haunted.

No, not haunted.

Possessed.

And we learned the difference between a haunting and a possession.

But what happened there?

But what happened there?

What happened there?

What happened to the hall family?

There was the former owner.

There was a murder.

Suicide.

But they don't really know who did it.

They don't know.

This place was once a funeral parlor, wasn't it?

Yeah.

Biggest one in four counties.

A funeral parlor.

Way out here.

Well, sure.

It's nice and cozy.

Right next to the old cemetery.

And rumor has it, old man Hull really loved his clientele.

I mean, in the carnal sense.

Yeah.

That doesn't surprise me.

How I once saw a portrait of Mrs.

Hall.

I've heard stories about this place ever since I was a kid.

The hall family met a pretty gruesome end, didn't they?

They sure did.

As a matter of fact, it was on Halloween night.

One of them went crazy and slaughtered the entire family.

Then committed suicide.

They could never figure out who did it.

Too much blood and guts.

I can't believe we're gonna.

Neither can I.

But, like, they don't know who was the murders and the suicides.

I guess everyone knows who got burnt up.

That's all the makeup burnt up.

The makeup part.

The maid was.

She was fired.

Thank you.

The maid was fired?

Yeah.

Somebody fired the maid?

Yeah, somebody did the whole family.

Maid was killed along with the rest of them.

Someone managed to roast her.

Great barbecue maid.

No wonder she didn't keep the place cold clean.

Can we go home now?

Everybody was so mutilated.

Nobody could tell who killed who.

Yeah.

Yeah, exactly.

Nobody could tell who killed who.

And there's this weird.

Around Hull House, there's a.

There's a wall.

And there's like this weird underground stream.

Yeah.

Which is, I guess, a thing.

Max is obsessed with this, which Max is obsessed with.

He takes his little dentist stethoscope and he puts it to the ground to hear the street.

You know, like all dentists have around their necks all the time.

Of course, that's how you know he's a dentist.

Dentist.

But there's this stream there's this stream.

He's a, he's a dentist that's dressed up as a doctor.

Yes, yes, because he can't just be a dentist.

So.

But there's this underground stream and the wall, this wall that goes around the place marks this underground stream.

Because evidently the possessed demon things that are in there can't cross that.

They can't, they can't cross.

Can't cross the streams.

Can't cross the streams.

Max, what are you doing?

I'm just checking out an old legend about this place.

Come here, Judy, come here, will ya?

Come here.

Listen.

Water.

Yeah, an underground stream.

According to legend, it completely surrounds the property.

This wall was built right on top of it.

A brick wall on top of an underground stream.

Now there's a stroke of engineering genius.

Well, the wall was built to mark the stream dream.

Supposedly the evil spirits that haunt the land can't cross over running water or something.

This is the thing that in the script, the original script, it was supposed to be a wooden fence, a really high wooden fence.

But then when they got to this property, which by the way is, was, was, is a real house and it was, it's now a Ralph's.

Oh, so you can go shopping there.

It's in South Hollywood.

Oh, really?

Yeah.

That's crazy.

I kind of want to go now.

But when they got there, the property had this huge wall.

There's nine foot wall that, you know, covered one thing and said, you know what, why don't we just make it a brick wall and forget the fact that it makes no architectural sense.

They bring it up like that really doesn't make any sense to put a brick wall on top of a stream.

But you know what, we're just going to go with it because it's demonic shit.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

There's no rules.

Comic book theory.

It's the comic book theory.

It's there and we accept it as what it is.

Just shut up.

Just shut up and go to the house.

Shut up.

Shut up and go now to mark the safe zones.

Yes.

And ma.

Shut up.

Get your tits out and go in the house.

Max is Mr.

Exposition whenever they need any background in anything, Max is like, he's.

Excuse me, he's Dr.

Exposition.

DDS.

Thank you very much.

Sorry, sorry.

You're true.

That's right, right.

Pardon me.

So we now we know all, all the lore about Hull House, right?

Oh, I just before we, before we move on, one of my favorite moments when they're first pulling up to Hull House and we've heard so much about it.

And they're finally, oh, there it is.

There's Hull House.

And they cut to it, and it's clearly a model that makes me really happy.

People, people, people get really upset about it.

Like, it's so cheap.

I'm like, no, that's hilarious.

That's great.

It's great because apparently, like that.

Because what you see in the actual set house, like, oh, with all the turrets and stuff, that was the house that they were shooting in.

So they could have shot that.

But, like, they deliberately chose a model which.

Because that's what you would get in a comic book.

You would get this ridiculous shot.

And I love it.

Yeah, it's 100%.

100%.

I.

I can't believe we're going to party there.

Oh, God, I love to party at, like, weird old houses.

I know.

I know.

We've had.

We've had this conversation before, Alice, because I don't understand why.

Why straight people in these movies always want to go to weird, gross old buildings and fuck.

Because I'm like, you're going to get.

You're going to get spiders in your hoochie.

Something bad is going to happen.

It's dusty and horrible.

You're going to get spiders in your hoochie that you're going to have to take a bath and ass is going to come out of the tap.

I don' Bad.

Bad.

And none of your friends will care.

And nobody cares.

Nobody cares.

I'm allergic to dust, so I would not go.

That would be bad for me.

That would make a coochie sneeze.

Would it?

Would.

It would be like, that's it.

I broke Patrick.

I broke him.

I broke him.

I broke him, broke him.

And then everybody's like, who sneeze?

It's like.

Also with you.

So.

So anyways, we're starting to party.

Things are getting loose.

We're drinking beer.

We're all insulting each other, all hating on each other.

Hates Sal more than anybody.

He says he looks like Count Dingleberry of the Flaming Asshole.

Good evening.

Allow me to introduce myself.

Yeah, Count Dingleberry, the Flaming Asshole of Transylvania.

What's the matter, Maxie baby?

You pissed because I made you lose your brewski?

Hey, Angela didn't tell me that this asshole was invited.

He wasn't.

All right, dudes.

And you died.

Let's party.

Not to be confused with Count Dingleberry of the Non Flaming Asshole, which is a complete, completely different part of the world.

It's a completely different country.

Completely different.

Oh, my goodness.

Different monarchy.

The whole thing 100%.

Ironically, they're cool with him.

That's cool.

But, yeah, this group would never hang out together, so it's kind of awkward when they're all partying together.

Angela's motivation was to invite a bunch of people to a party to scare them and mess with them, if I recall.

And.

And.

And Susan.

Suzanne just wants cute boys.

Yeah.

So still, this doesn't make sense.

Well, I don't.

I don't think we'd gotten.

I mean, Angela tries.

I don't think she ever.

Angela gets to the point where she gets to whatever her big plan was.

I think it was going to be whatever.

The seance.

It was her idea to do a seance.

True.

Yeah, true.

And that kind of.

That went sideways because they do certain party.

The cinematography.

A lot of this is great.

A lot.

Just for some reason, the part where they start partying and the strobe light comes out.

Like, the shots in that are just gorgeous.

Everybody looks gorgeous dancing together.

Like, these kids look cool together for, like, one minute.

Because the squabbling stops.

I'm like, okay, it's gonna be a great party.

Even though there's no drugs and I wouldn't eat anything in here, because although everything.

Although Angela knows the rule that everything tastes better when it's stolen, which is my role for hosting a party.

Never, never, never pay for anything.

Just steal it.

And everyone be like, God, you're such a good.

Just a really good thief.

Anyway, please continue the.

Before things go to hell, I need to take a moment because Linnae Quigley, bless her, spends a lot of time with her ass in the fireplace.

The hypnotic ass comes out again.

Oh, this feels great.

Just what the doctor ordered.

Oh, it's just the doctor ordered.

I'm like, you know, if she had farted, she could have blown up the whole house.

And Max likes it.

And Franny, she's very.

She is very secure in that relationship.

She's just, like, cool.

They all, like.

They let the boys drop the beer.

Yeah.

It's like, cool, cool.

It's a hypnotic ass.

And this is in the party scene.

We get the strobe light because they stole it from their mom, who used to be a big acid head.

I was like, all right.

And this is where we get computer dating.

Yeah, I'm a computer.

Yeah.

I was.

Went online to go look for a date.

I'm on a.

I was like, oh, my God, I freaking love this song.

If you don't.

If you've watched this movie and you haven't listened to the lyrics of That I swear to God, you're missing out.

It is not just a song.

It is the nerdiest 80s song.

Yeah.

Ever.

It is somehow, like, lyrically, like Devo, but then also, like.

Like metal wannabe riffs at the same time.

It was so good.

Insanely 80s in the weirdest way in the.

In the best way possible.

That weird clash of things that we.

That happened only in the 80s.

But.

Okay, so everybody's dancing, having a great time, but what happens.

No, it's time.

It's that we need to do more.

We need to have sales.

Everybody's having a great time, but the boombox dies.

Oh, right.

Oh, that's right.

That's right.

And.

And Stooge just put batteries in that damn thing.

Holy.

Haven't you idiots ever heard of Dora Cell?

Hey, look, don't blame me, man.

I just put batteries in a damn thing.

Thing this morning.

I can't live without my music.

Yeah, but, hello, it's 1988.

A boombox in 1988 took 17D batteries and lasted exactly 23 minutes.

Just put batteries in it.

This morning it weighed 85 pounds.

It's true.

It's very true.

It's very true.

So now we got to decide something new to do.

And the answer, of course, is same.

That's too scary, Allison.

Oh, we shouldn't be messing with that stuff.

Forget it.

There's plenty of time for dancing later.

Now it's time for party games.

Yeah, we can play post orifice, and.

You can be the stamp.

Please don't make me ill.

I was thinking of something a bit more in tune with the holiday.

Like what?

Bobbing for apples with razor blades in them?

No, I was thinking more along the lines of a seance.

A seance?

Isn't that a little chancey?

I mean, this is Halloween.

The night when all the creepy things are supposed to stalk the earth.

I mean, there's no telling what we'll dredge up, especially in this old place.

Yeah, I do like that Helen does drop that whole thing, like, yeah, we probably shouldn't be doing that, being that it's Halloween and all.

The night where all these spooky things could walk the earth.

Cause when that comes back later, I'm sorry, I'm jumping around.

Cause that's what we do here.

Judy has that wonderful moment, and she's like, wait a minute, Raj.

The whole thing is like, they don't have to go to hell tonight.

Remember what Helen said?

What Helen said?

She said that all these evil.

We'll come back that later.

But Just say.

Just put a pin in that.

Put a pin in Judy's speech when we get to there later.

Because Helen didn't say anything.

And Roger's just like, where was I?

I didn't hear any of that shit.

Helen's like, did they cut a monologue for me?

Because I don't remember saying any of this shit.

But I don't care.

I don't care.

Judy has the revelation to save the day.

And that's all.

Absolutely.

Absolutely.

And then friggin Franny.

Franny's like, let's do a past life seance.

Hey, you guys, how about a past life seance?

A what?

A past life seance.

You know, we all sit around, look in a mirror and see our past lives.

What kind of drugs are we gonna need for this?

Franny, you just can't come to a party and make shit up.

What is that?

Is that a thing?

Never heard of it in my life.

What is is now.

It is now.

It is now.

It's right up there with the under.

Understream.

Brick wall.

Brick walls with.

Just shut up and do it.

Why are you ruining the party?

Shut up and do it.

But the first thing we need a mirror.

And we don't have a mirror.

A will.

Will this one do?

Cool.

Will this do?

I'm afraid not, Suzanne.

We need one we can all look into at once.

Yeah, we all.

Raj and Stooge find a mirror.

Of course they do.

Of course they do.

And they do.

We can all look into you.

Vain.

Anyway, so they do this whole thing and it releases, right?

This demon.

It's really very simple.

You just keep staring at my reflection in the mirror until the glass clouds up all black.

When it clears, we'll see what I look like in a past life.

Sounds easy enough to me.

Yeah, right.

And if you buy that, I got this real nifty bridge to slow you.

Everybody shut up.

Now concentrate on my reflection in the mirror.

Concentrate.

I'm trying to hinge, but I can't get past that zita on your chin.

Shut the fuck up, asshole.

If you're not gonna help us along, then get lost.

Okay, now concentrate.

Concentrate.

Holy.

You idiot.

It was just starting to work.

Was?

I swear I saw the mirror turning black.

Yeah, I.

I saw too.

Yeah, I saw it.

Yeah, I saw.

Releases, right?

This.

This demon, right?

And the only one who sees it.

Oh, yeah.

Sock puppet.

I'm going to nibble you with my demon teeth.

One of the more.

One of the more unfortunate special effects.

But I've grown a lot.

And we get to See a lot of it at the end of the movie.

But I love that it like got released.

But it was like, I don't know, hanging out in like the crematorium oven.

I was like, yeah, that's where I am.

Yeah.

And then he evil dead himself out of there.

Yeah, he.

Like.

There was a big evil Deadshot, the.

Shaky cam running through the house.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Thank God you let me out of this oven.

Cool.

Thanks.

Teenagers.

I'm a cute boy.

Suzanne.

Hello.

Might you like me room for one more right.

And instant.

I just want to take.

I just want to take a pause.

Is that one of the things that happens in this?

They do wake something up.

And Helen sees something in the mirror and she screams.

She sees.

She sees her own death in the mirror.

Get away.

Jeez.

Why the hell did you do that?

What is wrong with her?

Festering.

Fuck.

Watts.

You cannot take this bitch anywhere, man.

What happened?

Helen, what's the matter?

So what's in here?

Oh, Jesus.

Bitches.

Flip.

Shut up, Stooge.

You're not helping matters.

What?

My face is so messy.

Probably saw sound that stupid mask.

I wasn't wearing my mask.

Oh, God, that's even worse.

It doesn't matter what she saw, does it?

If she saw anything.

It looks like our little game is over.

Pretty great.

What did you find out?

Later.

But the mirror falls in.

The mirror breaks.

That shot of the whole cast refracted in the.

I forgot about that.

Yeah.

Gorgeous.

Gorgeous.

Really good cinematography.

Really?

Apparently it was really hard to get without catching the camera.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, I bet.

But they.

They did it.

It's a wonderful little moment.

The movie's full.

These little gems where they came up with shit because they had to.

How do we do this?

We don't have any money.

Let's do it like this.

Let's do it like this.

Let's do it.

Let's do.

Do it real.

Just do it real.

Break this mirror and let's make it happen.

It was.

That was a really good shot because that.

That's really hard to do.

And it was.

It fit.

It fit.

It fit with the.

The.

The themes and everything.

Yeah, I really like that.

I really like that.

So this demon is now out, right?

And it.

It's like, I gotta.

I gotta find a body.

It's floating around in fart smell form.

Yeah, it's floating around.

My God.

It's crazy.

Never mind the draft, man.

Who cut the cheese?

Oh, Pu.

That is great.

Stooge must be wearing his mom's dirty panties again.

Hey, man, this my lady wear his panties.

This is where the coin changers and sailors.

Your mom couldn't give it away.

God, man.

Feels like somebody died.

Yeah, it's fun floating around.

They're smelling multiple ghosts here.

Yeah, because they're smelling multiple things here.

And mostly farts.

And mostly farts.

Thanks, Stooge.

Did you do it?

I didn't do it.

But they're like, this stinks.

And it's cold, but I don't know.

And we heard a noise.

And we heard a noise.

Well, that's what tips Angela off if there's something really wrong.

She's like, no, that's not right.

Not here.

You don't want this to be happening here because it's a house possessed.

That's not demons.

We're smelling demons.

It's demon farts.

I don't like what's happening here.

What do you mean?

I know what she means.

Like, come on.

This ain't exactly the most happening party.

I ever been to, okay?

What do you mean?

Angela, Those noises that we heard.

There were three of them.

And that awful stink.

And then the chill.

It's not cold now.

Must have been a drop.

Well, maybe somebody did come in.

The odor's gone, too.

But we all experienced experience them.

The noise, the stink and the chill, they're all signs of demonic infestations.

Demonic what?

Demonic whatchamacallit.

I mean, come on.

A little Ange here is just trying.

To put the ol hula hoo hoo.

Booga on us, okay?

Yeah, Ange, I'm sure you're right, okay?

Or could it be that Rog here just had too much cold beer and.

Blew us a cool, stiff breeze right.

Out of his butthole?

I don't care what you all think.

My daddy was a preacher, and I know better than to be in here fooling with this stuff.

This is a house of the dead, and I'm getting out now before it's too late.

Oh, my goodness.

It is demon.

You don't fart in the whole house.

But yeah, Helen and Raj get super spooked, so they tried to leave.

Also leave, too.

I was.

I don't.

I don't with the stuff.

Hold on, hold on.

Before we move on.

Before we move on.

Allison, you brought it up earlier, so I'm going to ask Brian.

Brian, what's the difference between a haunted house and a house possessed?

No, I don't remember a haunted house.

The spelling.

The spelling.

They're spelled differently and pronounced not the same way either.

I believe the Possessions Don't Possess test.

Does not have its own body at any point.

It had never been in a haunted.

Had never been alive.

Yes.

Yeah.

It had never been alive.

Where a haunted house is like souls of people who have died.

Yeah, it smells like roses.

Hey, you know, I think we're smelling multiple ghosts here.

Would you listen to me?

They're not ghosts.

This house is not haunted.

It's possessed, possessed, haunted.

Come on.

Who gives a shit?

What's the difference between possessed and haunted?

A haunted house is a house with ghosts in it.

The spirits of people who've died, but the spirits living in a house possessed have never existed in human form.

They've only existed in spirit form.

They're pure evil.

They're demon.

You will not have dinosaur ghosts in a house possessed.

They would be in the haunt.

True.

You would have dinosaurs.

You would have dinosaur demons.

They all died.

Very dramatic.

Why are they not dinosaur ghosts?

Because they're dinosaur demons.

They have so much unfinished business.

Yeah, and you mentioned that.

Roger.

Roger.

And Helen is taken up.

Roger, we learned his father was a preacher, and he's like, we don't fuck with this stuff.

He didn't have anything to do with the Saiyans.

He's like, no, no, fuck that.

He's like, I'm a gay guy, and also I'm the black man in a horror movie in the 80s.

Yeah, yeah.

I'm not fucking with any of this crazy white people stuff.

And good for you, Roger.

Good for you, Roger.

But one of the things I do enjoy about this movie, like, when things start to go wrong.

I love that we learned the stuff about the wall.

What's going on with the wall?

Why can't anybody leave?

I don't know.

It seems the gate has disappeared.

There's no way out.

Where the fuck is the goddamn gate?

We came into a gate, didn't we?

This just doesn't make sense.

Give up already.

Give up now?

What kind of talk is that?

There was a gate here, and if we just keep following this damn wall, we're bound to find it.

Look, we've already been around it twice.

Don't you understand, Raj?

We're dead.

We've all died and gone to hell.

The temporal rules of this house don't apply anymore.

It's like no one's going anywhere.

You're staying in this house.

And what?

I was just left, too.

In the second half of the movie.

The way the set design works and all that stuff with the lighting, it feels like the house is a maze.

You never feel like you're in the same room twice.

Like, it feels like there's no way out.

Even when you end up in a room we've seen before, you don't know it until, like, the lights come on.

And then all of a sudden like, holy shit, that's the room those two are in.

And now other people are in that room with them.

Yeah, yeah.

But there's now this shit wrong with that room.

Like, the rules don't apply to the house anymore.

And I think that's fun.

Also very video game.

Yeah, also very video game.

And one of the things I've heard people complain about, like, this doesn't make any sense.

Like, because once people are in their demon form, you think that the younger folk just want the massacre to begin.

Why aren't they just killing people?

What's taking so long?

To which I say to the younger people, the hunt is the fun part.

Yeah.

These things have never had bodies before.

This is their first time out to play.

They're in no rush.

These people can't go anywhere.

We're going to have fun with it.

We're going to scare the shit out of them because they'll taste better when we find finally get them.

Yeah.

Don't forget, the house is possessed too.

The house is rearranging itself.

The hunt.

The hunt is the best part.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

The house is the best character in the movie.

Yeah, the house.

And the house is the best character in the movie.

To say that, like, oh, just start killing people.

Like, no, this is what made this.

But I do.

There were a couple of places that it didn't make sense to me because just.

Just within its own lore, like when the people who got killed by the possessed people, but not made out with.

With the possessed people, they were like zombie people, I guess.

There are demons, minions of the demons, and then people who got killed.

Yeah, and we'll get to that.

I think it's probably the only one that just flat out gets killed and nothing else.

Helen shows up at the end.

Does she?

Oh, does she?

Okay.

I didn't know if I saw her.

They're all the corpses there at the end.

Yeah.

Initially I said I thought it was cool that it's the women who are the power demons.

Yes, it's Angela and Suzanne.

They're the ones who have the ability to go back and forth in their looks.

They can be beautiful or they can be hideous.

They can talk.

The other ones, not so much.

Yeah, Stooge is just a stooge.

Even in demon form, stooge is a stage.

And I thought.

I thought it was A women power thing.

I said, you know what?

They're the only ones who were possessed.

The other two were killed by possessed people.

So they're lesser.

They're just lesser.

They're lesser.

They're lesser.

They're not.

They're not as powerful because the stooge is just a behemoth.

Raging behemoth.

He's not even a minion.

He is a full on demon, but he's just not as good of a demon because he got kissed and she wanted pork.

She wanted pork that moment.

So, yeah.

So the demon is like, all right.

She spat his tongue out like a lady.

We'll come back.

Yes.

So we get our first possession and we find out that this possession, like you act really weird and you spread this possession.

Well, one of the ways you can spread the possession is through kissing.

Through kissing.

Kissing, kissing.

We see ladies by lesbianism.

With lesbianism.

With lesbianism, ladies be kissing and.

Yeah.

Cause you know, that's that old season.

No, no, no, I didn't.

No, I wasn't hooking up with my girlfriend.

I was just possessed.

Possessed by the fart demon.

I know.

No, I was.

They didn't want to experiment.

I was like, no, but I was possessed.

She was possessed.

We were just possessed.

For the night anyway.

For tonight anyway.

By the fart demon.

By a demon named Boone's Farm.

Boone's Farm.

It's an apple wine product.

Oh, my goodness.

So our first two possessions are Andrew, Angela, and.

And Suzanne.

Yeah, Suzanne.

And everybody's like, wow, they're acting really weird.

I don't.

I don't like this.

Maybe I do like it.

And all the.

All the normal Ish kids, they have all snuck off to go hook up.

My dead gay son and Judy went off.

After a little more doctor Exposition, Max and Franny split off to go hook up.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Thank you.

Yeah.

A little bit.

A little more backstory on the property that you know about the Indian and the.

Yeah.

But even before the first white settlers colonized this area, this strip of land already had a bad rep.

Sure, Max.

For centuries, the ancient Indian tribes that used to live around this area would never set foot on this side of the underground creek.

Even back then they said the land was unclean.

Right, Max?

And I suppose the ghost of an.

Ancient Indian told you that.

No.

Mrs.

Porter down at the library gave me a book that one of the earlier settlers wrote.

I'm using you cannot believe all the cool shit that used to go down here.

Yeah, especially since they didn't have any indoor plumbing.

Right?

No, Really?

A young brave got lost and settled here with his family by mistake.

Anyway, they found him three weeks later, sitting under a teepee he made out of his squaw's intestines and chewing on the leg of his papoose.

Oh, gross.

I've never heard so many disgusting stories in all my life.

He was chewing the leg at his papoose.

Of his papoose.

He was using the wrong words, which is what I thought.

It was funny because he was chewing the leg of his papoose, making it seem like he was making.

Within context.

Making it like chewing the leg of his father or something.

It was like, papoose is not.

No, that's the sack you put the baby in.

Yeah, I know.

It's supposed to be like, you're chewing the leg of the baby, but.

No, he's using the wrong word.

You're chewing the leg of a sleeping bag.

Are we really.

Are we really criticizing the librarian who gave him that book?

Are we really going to do that?

We're going to put this poor womanhood not going to do anything.

What's the backstory of that librarian trying to hook up with young Max by giving him lore books?

He's a doctor.

He's in a.

He's a catch.

Oh, my goodness.

He's Jackie Paper.

He's Jackie Paper with, like, the most 80s hair.

Oh, by the way, I just have to say.

I just have to say Suzanne in the scene where they're all trying to figure out.

After Suzanne gets possessed and people are starting, Roger goes off.

Roger and Helen bail.

They want to bail.

They want to go home.

They want to go home.

And Suzanne says, just because one lame wuss wants to bail doesn't mean we ace this party.

Just because one lame wuss wants to bail doesn't mean we ace this party.

Which is the most 80s thing anyone ever said in the 80s.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah, definitely.

That was a lot of 80s in one sentence.

We're still going to party.

Going to party.

We're still going to party.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Start.

Gives.

Gives away one Chris car.

But nobody doesn't matter because nobody's going anywhere because they can't.

They can't.

Like, nobody can go anywhere.

Which we.

Which we soon find out from Helen and Helen.

Helen and Roger.

Yeah.

And here's the thing, too.

There's something.

There's something like when the scene with Helen and Roger discovering that the gate's gone, there's something about when people disappear in a movie, the way they do it in this movie, that scares me more than if she'd gotten killed.

Don't you understand, Raj?

We're dead.

We've all died and gone to hell.

What are you talking about?

Are you going crazy on me, girl?

Look, if that's all that's on your mind, you just better shut that mouth of yours.

Us?

Hell, my ass.

There is a gate here.

There is.

Oh, sweet mother.

Helen.

Helen.

This isn't funny, girl.

Helen.

Where the hell does she go?

Yeah, the fact that she's just.

She was there one minute, then she's gone.

That scares me.

It's the one.

It's kind of the one jump scare we get at the end.

Like with.

With Helen.

I don't remember any other kind of like jumpy scare.

Oh, jump scare later.

Well, I mean, when her fate.

When her face.

When she lands on top of the car.

But yeah, but no, I didn't mean that.

I just mean when she's just.

When he just turns around, she's gone.

That scares me.

It's scary.

But I was just saying that this mov.

He doesn't have like a lot of like jump scary moments and she, she has this kind of jump scary moment in her death.

Yeah, most of it's like lead up to like weird moments.

Yeah.

Just wait for it, wait for it, wait for it.

You know it's coming.

But what is it gonna be?

What's it gonna be?

What's it gonna be?

The one scene I really want to talk about because I think it's one of.

No, it is my favorite scene in the movie.

I think it's such a visually powerful scene and wonderful statement scene.

Angela's dance.

Yeah.

Is such a good scene.

And the thing is, Brian, which is kind of wild, they did not initially want to do it to Bohouse's Stigmata Martyr.

It was supposed to be Mephistopheles, the Bumblebee Tuna song.

But they couldn't get it.

I mean, that makes sense.

And then they said, you know what?

This is going to be way too scary with that song.

We can't have a demonic ska band song on here.

We got to go something a little more light hearted.

Like they're like, well, what.

What about Mirror in the Bathroom By.

By English speaking.

They're like, no, that's not going to work.

We can't.

We can't have demons and Scott in the same movie.

That's just too much.

That's.

That's more of a 90s thing.

It's going to blow too many minds in the 80s.

I know.

We're gonna get an x Raining.

But in theory, they apparently went through a bunch of other actors.

Like the.

The director had a fight for Mimi Kiki.

He's like, I really wanted.

The other girls wanted to work cheaper and were hotter.

And he's like, I wanted someone who can actually dance, who's a trained dancer.

And they let her go.

They let her choreograph her own thing.

And I love all of it.

And the thing I love about it is that she's doing it when Sal's in the room.

But he might as well not be there.

It's not about him.

It's not a striptease.

It's not a seduction.

It is this thing celebrating my first night with a body.

It's about Angela.

It's about new Angela loving new Angela.

Love that she never acknowledges him.

And that's what scares him.

When he starts backing away.

It's like, I.

And she's still not acknowledging him.

That's what's scaring him.

He's like, why am I not being seduced?

Why am I.

Why is my male privilege not being taken advantage of right now?

Because I'm right here.

Validated.

Yeah.

And I love the music.

Choice is great.

When the stroke comes all the.

I love how long it is.

Yeah.

But they took their time with it.

But that's because I'm gay.

And I love musical.

Any excuse for a musical number in a film.

I'm great for him.

But this one's really well done.

It would have been better.

It was.

It was shot.

Well, I like the music.

It was great.

I liked it.

I liked it.

It set up kind of like where we were going.

Like, hey, we're gonna.

Things.

Things are about to go crazy here.

Yeah, things are gonna go crazy.

Things are gonna go crazy.

100%.

So she wasn't in the.

Yeah, it turns out she wasn't in the mood for talent stallion that night.

Nope, she was not.

She was not.

Too many.

Too many carbs.

Too many carbs.

She want that meat.

She want that meat.

Maybe if he had a dollar.

We do have Suzanne kind of like disappearing from the bathroom.

That.

I love that.

I love that they go.

I love that they go looking for a bathroom.

Like.

Like the plumbing's going to work.

Just piss anywhere.

That's what I thought.

I go, none of this is Ma.

None of this matters.

Well, that's Allison.

Allison will squat anywhere.

I'll just pee wherever.

I'll just pee wherever this dilapidated house.

I'm gonna pee.

This is out in the midd woods.

I'm just going to Pee.

Might as well pee supermarket.

I'm just going to pee.

She's actually peeing right now.

I'm watching right now, guys.

Right now.

But yeah, we have this kind of disappearing Suzanne moment where.

But Stooge is like, I'll go to the bathroom with you because I'm a gentleman.

Because I'm a gentleman.

No, no, no.

She.

No.

Well, she has.

The thing is, when she leaves, she kisses.

When she leaves, she's like, I gotta go pee.

And then she kisses Angela.

Infects Angela.

And she's like, I'm up for all kinds tonight.

I'm into all sorts of things tonight.

I'll tell you what, babe, I.

I'll hold yours if you hold mine.

I'm in the mood for all kinds of things tonight.

Maybe I'm in the mood for pork.

Pork.

And Sal's like, but what about me?

But yeah.

So she takes him off to the rest.

Take the hit.

Nobody wants you.

You're not invited.

You weren't on.

You weren't on the dislike.

Okay?

Nobody wants you, Sal.

Get over it.

Get over it.

God.

You're not on.

You're not on the list.

You're not on the list.

We'll get to you if there's a cancellation, okay?

But we don't fore.

Be having any cancellation, okay?

Everyone showed up.

I'm sorry.

Yes, you think.

You think.

You think that Suzanne's gonna kill Stooge, but no, it doesn't happen.

She's actually.

Suzanne's still waking up, which I think is fun.

Like, she's still figuring out what she can do.

Like, well, she's in the bathroom by herself.

You see her face start to get off?

I love a good bladder effect.

Yeah, it looks really good.

It looked really good.

And it was creepy in the bathroom.

It just.

It was creepy in the bathroom.

That's disgusting.

It was creepy in the bathroom.

But then it was juxtaposed by st Being like, I gotta pee, but I thought we were gonna bone in the bathroom.

Like, it was kind of this weird juxtaposition.

It's.

It's another.

It's another Brian moment.

Another alternate universe Brian moment when he's like.

Well, I thought that maybe we could go in there together.

Ladies before germs.

No, wait.

I thought.

Well, I thought maybe we.

We might could go in there together.

Huh?

It's a very.

It's the only.

It's the only time Stu's vulnerable in the whole movie.

It's true.

He let us in for that one second.

You know, we can.

We can do kind of a dissertation on, you know, this is why Stooge is the way he is.

Because he constantly is getting rejected when he shows his vulnerability and.

And his pumpkin ass.

Because he's got pumpkin.

Pumpkin ass.

We didn't talk about that.

Talk about that.

But you know what?

You have to watch the movie.

Watch the movie Stooge, who's somehow both a punk and a jock.

It was the 80s.

You had crossover.

And an anarchist.

Yeah, yeah.

So many anarchists in this movie.

And.

And his strip hair.

That strip thing, shaving his head.

I don't know what that was.

I've never seen that.

So he's rapper as well.

He's everything.

Don't.

Do not limit Stooge.

You can't.

You can't.

You can't box him in.

You can rip his tongue out, though, because that's about to happen.

Yeah, he's a renaissance man.

So.

So now Suzanne's infected, and we know she's infected.

Infected, possessed.

This isn't a zombie movie.

She's possessed.

Technically, she was infected.

It did work.

It did kind of work that way.

Like, it's spreading.

It's spreading.

And it multiplied because, like, two demons.

One demon became two.

Yes.

Then we had.

We.

We kind of cut over.

Over to the.

The couples that are trying to get it on a little bit.

Right?

Is that where we're at?

We're trying to get.

We're trying to get them in.

We have.

Well, I mean, since we're on Stooge, we might as well finish off stage.

Finish off Stooge.

Finish off Stooge.

All right.

He comes back and sounds like, hey, she's acting really weak.

He's like, I don't care.

We're gonna her anyway.

Well, all right.

Now the party's back and so is Stuji.

Hey, careful, man.

She's acting really win.

Don't worry, Sal.

It ain't the weird ones you gotta watch out for.

God, didn't your mom teach so, ang, you come here often?

You know, Stooge, I never realized how sexy you are.

Kiss me.

Oh.

So they kiss.

They kiss and they make out for a bit, but it's not what Stooge wants.

And now, not only.

Not only is he part of the possessed crew, now he's part of the possessed crew because he.

He's been.

He's been kissed.

And then two, he got his tongue the hell bit out.

Yeah, like, it's nuts.

The hell.

Like, at first I was like, is that what's going on?

And then she, like, spat it out.

On the ground.

And I was like.

And smiled and smiled.

Yeah.

With all the blood.

The mouthful of shark teeth.

The mouthful of shark teeth.

So good.

It's really.