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When you have a U cut Christmas tree firm and
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you see the joy that people and families are having
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and it becomes a tradition in their family to come
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up and we've watched little babies grow up.
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Bill he used to tell people, if.
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You don't know anyone when you get here, you'll know
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a whole large family when you leave. That's the way
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that it became. People would get to know each other
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and friendships developed standing around that fire.
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I definitely remember the fire pit was huge. That was
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like central to the experience site. Hi Caitlin, Hi Cassie,
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Hi creepy people. Hey, this is PNW Haunts and Homicides
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where we chat about true crime, the paranormal, and all
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things spooky in the Pacific Northwest the p and W.
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If you're nice, stick and.
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We also do a tarot reading at the end of
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every episode for a little deeper insight into our topic.
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And sometimes our topic isn't even creepy or scary at all.
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Sometimes it's just cool in specific NORTHWESTI So yeah, Holiday
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and Happen tis this season and also sorry if you
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do not celebrate Christmas. This is a Christmas heavy episode,
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but it's kind of for everyone too. It's not Yeah,
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you can still listen to it. It's not specific. We're
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not just like telling the story of Santa Claus or whatever.
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It's actually pretty good. So even if you don't care
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about Christmas, if you don't celebrate, it's still a pretty
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good episode. I think.
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Well, and here's the thing is, Santa is a secular figure,
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so even if you are not celebrating Christmas in the
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maybe traditional religious sense, I feel like Christmas in terms.
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Of Santa people.
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Yeah, to all of us, Okay, that is true.
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If you want him, you got him.
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You got him. He'll be there. He sees you when
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you're sleeping. He knows something. Oh no, which is a
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series of spicy books I'm currently reading. Anyway, let's move
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along because we're going to do some Patreon shout outs
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that I'm not sure if we've actually done yet or not.
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So we're just going to either do them anew or
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do them again and you're going to deal with it,
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all right. First off, we have Brandy and Taylan at
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the Creepy People Tier. Hello, Hello Brandy, Hello Taylan. And
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you guys might have heard of Taylor before. She is
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our video edter Social media goddess keeps us in line
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sort of. She's just becoming our manager. I think you know,
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she start booking us shows any day now, Taylan get
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to Yeah, we'll just do what you tell us. We'll
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do anything you say.
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I agree.
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And we have a new member, Sam, not that new.
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Also, we're a little bit concerned. Okay.
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We try to stay really on top of these things.
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But since you've been with us for long enough for
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any one of us to have produced offspring, we want
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to make sure that you got your welcome Patreon card.
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The police are coming to arrest us because we just
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I know, we forget we might not have sent a card.
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Oh my goodness, Wow, coming in.
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Hot, they are coming in real hot. So Sam, please
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be sure to let us know if for some reason
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that slipped under the radar.
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really check and figure it out. And sometimes it's just hard. So, yes,
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we've missed anything for you Patreon member, like just bug
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if we missed a shout out if we missed your
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welcome card. If you just want to say hey, if
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you have a topic suggestion. Uh moving, moving quickly along
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from the Patreon irritations, we have an update from Clint.
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Oh my gosh.
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After we did the AI art for Clint's story in
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the Last Creepy People chronicles, because Clint saw a really
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creepy possible cryptid where nobody sure, but we put his
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description into AI and came up with this crazy Well,
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AI came up with this a crazy image of what
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this thing might have looked like, and so we sent
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it to Clinton was like, Clint, is this it? And
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then Clint sent us back a drawing and a message
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that all I want to text Caitlin the drawing really quickly,
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and then Clint's message, Oh, I'm so excited. So Clint says,
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that's close to what I saw, and it says, sorry,
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I'm not as good artist as you. You mean as AI.
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We didn't, Yeah, we didn't, and you're a great artist. Clint.
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I think this is this is answering a lot of
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questions for us. So he says, somewhere between my memory
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and writing things, I left out some details.
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Like like the dicks on its head.
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Hey, Clint is a fabulous artist.
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Okay, No, he's are just saying those are dicks on
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top of his head.
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They do look like many beans, but he does describe
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what they are. So he says, those are like tarantula
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legs coming out of the top of his head, which
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was pretty close to the to the drawing, but like
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tranchil legs, I'm like thick and hairy like. So his
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hair was shorter like tarantula hair and not we were
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kind I was thinking like long long emo bangs. So yeah,
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the drawing like is pretty damn close.
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It really is crazy. It's a startling likeness.
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Yeah, he drew him from the side though, so it
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looks like maybe he was seeing more of a side angle,
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which explains why we like the other eye you couldn't see.
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So he does maybe have two eyes, but we don't
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know because we can't see the second one. Hard to say.
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Maybe he is a cyclopes, yeah, could be gosh, but
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it is a very strange, just like circle body on
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top of the legs. It's it's so weird, and it
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does have arms. It has separate arms that are separate
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from the tarantula arms coming out of the head. So
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it has okay, two tarantula arm legs coming out of
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its head, and then two regular arms and two regular feet,
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well as regular as can be.
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You know, it's all relative, I suppose.
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Oh, and he wrote it has short, dark brown hair,
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and then the trantle legs are lighter brown.
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Yes, I was noticing that I.
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Didn't see the words on there originally. Okay, that's so cool.
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I'm glad that AI kind of got kind of got
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the gist of what you were trying to describe it.
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That's awesome.
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I feel like it really captured it.
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I'm let's move on to our topic for the day.
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And I realized that I'm about to talk about trees again.
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Oh boy, because I am a tree lover, a tree
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hugging hippie from Portland, Oregon.
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Literally like tes yeah, you guys, I hope, literally a
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tree hugger.
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I like to feel their energy, their vibes. We've talked
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about it.
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I know, I love it for you.
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So when I came across this article called the Second
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Life of an Abandoned tree Field, I got very intrigued.
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And the tagline is can a Christmas tree field abandoned
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for years become a plentiful source of tree and boughs.
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Mark Rolfs think so and is making that a reality.
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So we're talking about Christmas trees today. I love it,
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so I said. It was like, you know, a little
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Christmas heavy, but it's just about the trees. So like
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trees are forever about it, Like yeah, even though well
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I'll get I'll get to my opinions. But at the
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end about the Christmas trees. Uh oh no, no, no,
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it's not bad.
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I'm like, am I about to be canceled for my
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Christmas tree?
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All, it's sweet, It's sweet, okay, Okay. In twenty seventeen,
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Mark Rolf's decided to save what they call old fern flat.
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He did not want the overgrown and unshaped mess of
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forgotten trees to go to waste, so they were sold
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as natural noble furs at their La Christmas Tree lot
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called Santa and Sons.
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Noble furs are expensive.
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Yeah, right, that's why he's like looking around this field
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of It's one of the pictures I have for you
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of the field of like the mess that they were
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looking at here.
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Okay, yeah, we had lengthy conversations about varietals of trees
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when we went to go get ours, because Chris's parents
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specifically like a different one than what we went with,
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which was the Noble Fur.
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And it's not because it's.
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A noble fur, like I am not such a brand
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tour that I needed to be like, oh I want
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the most expensive. No, it's just we we kind of
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needed a smallish tree, and all of the kind of
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smaller ones were noble fur. It seemed like, so yeah,
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that's how that happened.
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I'll give you some fun facts about noble fur trees. Actually, okay,
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the tree lot where they sell these Christmas.
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These chrees Christmas Church.
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The tree lot Santa and Sons where they sell these
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Christmas trees is in LA and they grow, Yeah, the
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trees in Oregon. And that's because noble furs are native
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to Oregon and they only grow in the Pacific Northwest.
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Oh well, maybe that explains my preference.
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The noble fur trees. A love of frosty winter and
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elevations above four thousand feet. Oh that's pretty dang elevated.
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If you ask me, it sure is. And the Noble
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Fur out sells all other varieties in the Western United States,
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so you're not the only one everyone loves a noble.
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Fur, makes sense, I will say, I don't know if
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it's specific to the noble fur, but they also are
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harboring erected fugitives, criminals that have snuck into my home.
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Oh well, see, you took their home into your home,
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so it's basically your fault.
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I know.
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I just every year I think to myself, it'll be
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fine because they run it through the shaker machine.
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Yeah, you know, and they like wind it up.
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Have you seen I Actually this is funny. I have
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a video of a spider web and a spider in
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the middle of it in a windstorm, and it's just like,
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oh my god doing this and it is not budging. Dude,
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it's not budging. I should I should add that, put
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that video somewhere.
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Yeah, you're yeah, you might have to make that part
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of the social media for this episode.
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Yeah, you guys can't see my hand movements because we're
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not doing video for this one. But man, I'm just
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going back and forth in front of the candy.
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Yeah.
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So, anyway about the Christmas trees. Santa Incens was founded
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by Mark and his wife Patricia in nineteen eighty three,
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and I have a really cute picture of Mark with
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a Christmas tree just do too, Adores. He kind of
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looks like Santa. I'm not gonna lie. He could be
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as a farmer. Well, it's Santa and sons. He's Santa's son,
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you guys, is an an. It looks like such a
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perfect Christmas tree standing with.
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Oh no, that is just gorgeous. I would have had
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to have like cut that tree in half to get
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it into my place.
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Yeah, that looks like one of the more shaped, like
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purposefully shaped, maintained taking care of from birth and not
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just left to overgrow trees. But it turns out that
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a lot of people love the rustic and unkempt style.
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They're usually with larger branches and they have more space
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in between them for like larger ornaments and stuff. Yeah,
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so the really tall trees like the picture I sent
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you first, they use just the tips of the trees,
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so they use those to sell for Christmas trees. They
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like basically cut off the tips of the trees and
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then all the boughs down underneath. They took them off
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to make wreaths and what are they waths and garlands.
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Garlands.
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the clippings for regrowing purposes as well. Oh there's a
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really cute video on one of the articles on their
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website of Mark planting a little tree a little seedling.
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It's so cute. It's like cool to just see.
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I love it.
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Literally, it's just like digging my hand, not using a
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machine and planting the little seedlings. I mean, I'm sure
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you've seen these Christmas trees before, but they have an
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Instagram post of someone posted one of their trees that
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they decorated, so you can kind of see like all
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the space that's in between the bigger branches. It's not