Fast Five Shorts | A Lovely-Scented Lightning Round

The car fragrance category is growing so quickly that luxury fragrance houses like Jo Malone, for example, known for personal scents, are now offering signature scents for your vehicles.

Chris, which luxury scent would you want consistently piped into your car?

Or are you more of a hanging tree kind of guy?

And if so, what's the hanging tree scent?

Oh, my God.

And this is funny.

Like, I'm generally not a scents guy in general.

Like, I don't.

You know, I don't wear cologne.

I don't really like perfumes that much.

But I will say this.

Yeah, this is funny.

There was a perfume that my flight attendant was wearing on my flight out to Vegas on Monday, where I found it so intoxicating that I almost went up to her and said, in a.

Good way or a bad way?

Yeah, in a good way.

Like, I was like, wow, that is amazing.

And I almost went up to her.

I wanted to go up to her and ask, like, hey, what is that perfume you're wearing?

But I did it because I didn't want to be the old guy creeper because I'm probably, like, 20 years older than her.

And I'm guessing.

I guess.

Guessing that's probably the smart move.

This is where I regret not traveling out with you, because I could have sent you to do that task.

You could have, and it would have been great.

But, you know.

Yes, but.

Yeah, that.

So I don't.

I.

I don't know.

I don't have an answer for that.

But I did like the perfume that to flight attendant.

So random Delta Flight Attendant perfume would be what you would pipe into your car.

Some perfume that will remain undiscovered for the rest of my life.

All right.

On Friday, Triunion Seafood sent out a statement explaining it has voluntarily recalled select lots of canned tuna products sold under the Genova Bandcamps, H E B and Trader Joe's brand names over potential botulism contamination.

And Costco was also on that list.

So tread carefully.

And my question for you is, do you like Chunk Like Tuna, or are you strictly an albacore kind of girl?

I like all kind of tuna.

Oh, I don't.

I don't.

I don't discriminate.

I mean, I guess if I had to pick, I would pick albacore.

Actually, I have started eating more mackerel because I was told by a medical professional that mackerel has more protein and less mercury than tuna.

It's just a little bit more costly.

Um, but, yeah, I don't.

It is.

So you, like.

You eat Chunk Like Tuna, the hot dog of tuna that's so.

I mean, yeah.

Why?

It turns my stomach.

If you put enough.

If you put enough mayo and mustard and stuff in, it doesn't even matter.

It's just like protein.

Like, I just need to get protein.

And it's a very easy way to do that.

So unless you're eating it on a plane, don't eat it on the plane next year.

Nice smelling.

No, you shouldn't.

You should not eat tuna in mixed company.

In general.

I think that's a good rule, too.

You don't bring tuna to the office.

No, you do not.

Is also a major faux problem.

Unless it's cold.

Cold is fine.

Hot.

No.

No way.

Hot tuna.

What's hot tuna?

Like a tuna melt?

You can smell that?

You can smell hot tuna?

Yeah, yeah.

Cold tuna?

Nobody can really.

Or like a tuna pasta salad or something like.

Nobody's.

You're not bugging that many people, I don't think, but.

Oh, no.

But I work alone, so I'm not in an office environment anymore.

Yeah.

Good thing we got rid of that office.

All right, Chris, question number three.

DoorDash has partnered with Hustler to provide.

Oh, my God.

Product and sweet and spicy flower displays just in time for this Friday, Valentine's Day.

What other holiday do you most wish DoorDash would offer a last minute shopping dealer partnership for?

Oh, my God.

You know, I think.

I don't think they have this, but I think what's coming to my mind is actually like last minute birthday ideas.

You could have like an actual, like, you know, merchandising category for that alongside all their other categories.

They have, like, just things you need to get really quickly.

And it could be like packages, it could be gifts, it could be anything.

That.

That would be my idea because I know, Anne.

Yes.

Your birthday is one of your top five holidays that you like to celebrate every year.

So that's why I included it as a holiday in answering this question.

Yes, yes, I think that's a great idea.

They do have a gifts category, but I do think they could get even more specific in that area.

So Doordash, do they have a gifts category?

Okay, yeah, that's good.

But it's.

But it's light.

It's light on ideas.

Not merchandise, right?

It's not merchandise.

Yeah.

It's like flowers and that kind of thing.

But you know, man, flowers.

Dime a dozen.

Really?

Literally.

Yeah.

And you are the doordash machine.

Not this time of year.

Not a dime a dozen this time of year.

Definitely not.

More like a dozen.

A dozen dollars per per rose or whatever it is this time of year.

And if you read the inflation report that just came out, nothing's a dime a dozen anymore.

That came out this morning.

My God.

All right, recent, a recent review links three potentially blinding eye conditions to GLP1 drugs like Ozempic.

Do you think news like this will do anything to slow down the Ozempic and GLP1 train?

Anne oh not a chance.

Not a chance.

Really?

No.

In fact eye blindness you think is is not a, is not a no.

I think the, I think the government better start preparing to do you know, reinstallations of the like loud blinking it's safe to cross signs because we're going to have a lot more, a lot more infrastructure that needs to support the recently blinded if that's the case.

God between cannabis and GLP1 we're going to have stone people that can't see.

This is going to be great.