Fast Five Shorts | A "Let's Dance" Lightning Round

We had a lengthy debate in the cab about why horses have horseshoes, resulting in another lengthy discussion around how weird the words hoof, hoof, hoof and hooves.

Chris and I had to look up how to pronounce these words.

Hoof and hooves are.

What other word have you always found sounds weird to you?

Oh, my God.

That's so funny that, yes, we did have a conversation about this in the cabin.

It was a long conversation.

I mean, we probably spent 15 minutes on this whole thing.

But the word that I think sounds weird is onomatopoeia.

See what I did there?

Oh, I love that word.

I do love See what I did there.

Because it's a word that sounds like it is.

Yes.

And what word sounds weird?

Onomatopoeia.

Yes.

100%.

My God.

Oh, my God.

Bad Bunny and Jimmy Fallon held a surprise concert in the New York City subway station this week.

Bunnies notwithstanding, what is the baddest animal in your mind?

Mice.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

I just feel like they're run into.

Some badass mice in your day.

You just can't.

They're like.

Even my sister in law was like, we had a mouse kind of cute.

And I was like, no, that's what they want you to think.

They want you to think they're like sneaky bad animals and they will just find a way.

And they freak me out so much.

I hate them.

So that would be my.

The baddest animal.

What's your baddest animal?

Oh, geez.

I hadn't thought about it.

I think I.

I think I probably go with mice too.

I hate mice.

Like mice.

Mice are.

Mice are just terrible, terrible, terrible creatures.

I don't like cats either.

An.

I don't like cats.

Oh, God.

You're gonna.

You gotta be careful.

You can't get into domesticated animals.

Mice are like, you're.

That's okay, you're.

But I had a cat scratch me one time.

It was.

It was.

It was disastrous.

It was.

You get a fever.

So cats are bad animals.

They're badass animals too.

Ann.

Yes, I did get a fever after the cat scratch.

I got a cat scratch disease.

There's a little disease called cat scratch disease, and I got it.

Jesus.

You definitely did.

You definitely did.

I did surprise it out.

I don't remember what it's called.

Somebody can look it up.

But yeah, Scratch disease.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay, Chris, if you had to stand in without warning as an extra with an ensemble dance number in a Broadway musical, would you rather do that or 30 minutes of open mic standup at a comedy club without warning.

They're just like, chris, go.

Oh, my God.

I mean, you know.

You know the answer.

30 minutes is a long time.

But I.

I'm definitely choosing the standup because.

Are you.

You know.

Yeah.

I mean, as bad as my dad jokes are, they are nowhere near as bad as my dancing skills.

And so being Broadway dance number, like, no, no.

No one wants.

But you can hide.

Like, that's the thing.

Like, you can hide.

You could, like, kind of be in the background of the dance ensemble dance number and singing, like, stand up.

You're just under the light, man.

Hey, that's okay.

I like to be in the light.

But as Shakira once said, and my hips don't lie.

I'm not hiding.

I'm not hiding.

All right.

The famed Governor's Ball is coming up soon, and its lineup includes the likes of Tyler the Creator, Olivia Rodrigo, and I think it's pronounced Hosier.

I have no idea.

Yeah.

When was the last time you bawled out Cinderella style?

Have you ever ball.

Gone to a ball, Anne?

I guess so.

I.

I, like, had to go to a gala.

Is that like a.

Yeah, gala.

Yeah, Gala will qualify as ball.

I guess that would be the closest thing, but no.

Gala.

What kind of gala was it?

A regatta gala?

It was a fundraiser.

Friend's joke.

What's a regatta gala?

It's a friend's joke.

It's from friends.

Like, I think they go to a regatta gala or something.

Remember that episode?

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God.

I thought you said a French jo.

I was like, you've been hanging out with a lot of French people.

This.

We have.

We spent the week in a French booth.

Yes, but I don't know that term.

Yes, yes, the regatta gala.

Okay, now I remember, but yes.

No, I think it was like a fun.

I don't even remember what the fundraiser was for, but I had to dress up.

What did you wear?

Did you wear a flowing gown?

Did you know?

Was it like one of those where you wear a corset and the.

Oh, God.

Underneath you is really big?

No, if we're talking.

That's a gala.

That's.

That's a ball.

No, I haven't.

No, it was just like a.

I don't know, like a.

Did you wear a tiara?

I did wear a tiara because one of the time.

Oh, my God.

Not as like, an attendee, but we were like, Some friends and I were volunteers.

So, like, we.

There was like a little.

One of the jewelers had, like, a little headband, like an actual diamond thing that I got to, like, wear around, and then people bid on it and then.

Yeah.

Wow.

Wow.

You're a Tierra model and was a Tierra model.

It was a tiara model at once.

One time in my life.

It was fleeting.

It'll never happen again.

But that's amazing.

Model.

Wow.

Who knew those things even existed?

All right, Happy birthday today to Regina King, Ernie Reyes Jr.

And the man who played the super hottie tag to Jennifer Aniston's Rachel on Friends.

Eddie Cahill.

Do you remember Tag Ann?

No.

I need to watch Friends again.

I think I was like, I watched it religiously when it was out, but.

I'm guessing you would remember him.

I think I'm going to look him up after.

Don't worry.

All right.

Don't worry.