Psychostick at Welcome to Rockville 2026 - PipemanRadio Interview

0:05 You have unto the censure. Wow crazy, you. Comfi comfy. We got a sandwich and the sandwich has lightning going through it hits the sandwiches like. The letter shiny and metallic yes, metallic yeah, metallic yeah, shard.

0:49 It's so comfortable though it won't give you whiplash. You would have thought that someone gave you anesthesia, no freight, ends of sanity. Like right, like burntatement. All right, let's do it. There there's our other goal. We're gonna try and get canceled. We're gonna cancel Psychostick today. There it is. How asinine would that be? Uh? That's our old that was our old band name before we started called it Psychostick. Yeah yeah, holy shit. Yeah. Then we realized it. You you did research, didn't you? Did you do a research thing? I cannot confirm nor to.

1:33 Hi. I'm Rob, I'm I'm. The vocalist, and Hi I'm Chris, I'm the bass player. I'm Josh on the guitars. I'm Alex. I do the drums. May or may not I have been drinking, may or may not be, and. Hi, I may or may not be. Pipe Man on the Adventures of Pipe Man W four c Y Radio too. Okay, we confirmed Slash tonight. I'm really worried about him though, because I keep feeling like I'm gonna get my eyes poked. Oh it'll poke you good. Right, I've gotten cut on stage and. I like that year here because my phone now keeps vibrating. I finally got service. Now that you're here, I do double at the hotspot. Yeah, he's got anti, he's got the old school Motorola.

2:17 Because I am Chris GPT. I am an AI bass player, because why get a human to do this bullshit when you can do this for yourself. We're trying to save money. Yeah, it's really really easy to just download me. I'm a shareware, you know, software easily downloaded algorithm of every bass player that's ever ever lived. And I do come as a WiFi hotspot as well, because I have WiFi antenna on my head. And your drummer he decided not to, you know, have any look to him, so I couldn't make fun of him. Yeah, all my stage clothes were in the very front of the trailer, meaning he was all behind piles and piles and piles of gear and merged. I'm like, uh, can't be bothered.

2:57 All right, so I want to know you can't see me anyway. It's fine, right exactly, and thank god. So I just want though from each of you might be different. What's your favorite song that you do? But wait before you answer, you actually have to sing either the verse or chorus to that song or both. I'm the drummer, am I supposed to sing. Very difficult. You're gonna have a real shitty voice, but you're probably a better drummer than other people. So I really like the song minimum Rage. It's about having a really bad, like fast food job, and I'll sing the guitar part.

3:38 So about this, right right, He's got the right idea. How about do the drums for you? Yes? And you know what, he has to play drums for each one of your answers on the table. See the drum bar goes. Got got. I love that drum beat, dude. I gotta tell you, I gotta tell you, I think you need a new drummer because that was much better than what I've heard, Alex. I mean, we gotta there's more room in the van. You're out, like, I mean, we whe already got the thing going.

4:20 Just eliminate me from the interview, like down to three. I know. I'm like, there's last passing of microphone. It's efficient. You gotta pick, you gotta pick your favorite song. Though I pick my favorite song a man, No, it's not my My favorite song. Is not Minium rage. Uh? Ship, what songs do we do? What songs do we do? You did you did research on us? Right? And what's our disc phocography? I don't feel like thinking. I think you do a song it's called can You Feel My Heart? Oh wait, that's wrong band. That's that's not it? Uh, it's my favorite song. Wait, I'll tell you do? You got you do a cover of Fear the Beer song?

5:03 Oh the beer song? No, okay, I'll say that beer is not my favorite song. But it's a it's a really simple, straightforward one and it's it's it's everybody like like, oh, you must be tired of playing that song, Like, actually, no, it's it's it's really straightforward. You get to this dance and have fun. It's like it it's like we have other ship that's way harder. That one's easy. And when you're at the intern a set like, I give me the easy one, please. I don't wanna. I don't want to think like I'm two or three drinks deep into the set and I'm gonna miss frets. I haven't playing anything else, so I like a song shower by the way, I got an answer. So uh so I need to do actually do a singing part in that.

5:46 Can I do that? Or do I have to do the chorus? You could do your Okay, it goes water washes all the parts of you in washing, killing batter body, leaving great in yours. When you're getting your scrull and you bag it's on your singing pop laving your fingers a codifysteria and too long and. They can't hear it. Alice is drumming his ass off over here. Even though we fired him, he's he's still drumming his ass off. So he's really trying to stay in the band, all right. So it's my turn, it's your t I get to choose my favorite. It's between two and I'm gonna pick the one that we haven't done in a while, which is President Rhino, which is about electing a rhinoceros, an actual, normal, plain old rhinoceros, as the president.

6:32 I would vote for the rhinoceros at this day. It a it's okay, it's it's vote great party all the way. It's what's the line about his tail? He watch flies with his tail, his thick tail. That's yes, So that's that's my favorite one. And it's oh hell President Rhino. Oh hell, Rhino's a risk commander Richie. So that's that's my song is but. I love it. So I gotta tell you a funy thing. Is every presidential election, my radio character runs for president. Oh yah, I have a commercial and I do a voiceover Bill Clinton saying I did not have sexual relations with that woman, and I'm like, vote Pipeman for president.

7:14 I will have sexual relations with that woman. It gets better. Twenty sixteen, I decided to write pipe man in as my vote for president. Nice. Five of my listeners voted for it. Nice, So I literally have six votes for president United States on a joke. Nice Nice, So I will if I do get elected. You got We're gonna make a new rule. There has to be four vice presidents. You're my voice vice President's all right. Well, I mean we could be different cabinet offices. I think President Rhino should be vice president Rhino and then we'll take like secretary of the interior.

7:57 I'm good with curtains. Who wants to be secretary of the ass You know. That's me? There he goes, Okay, My. Favorite, My favorite song that we play currently is Smooches. It is a very very brutal metal song about giving lots of smooches to your your partner. So it's a. Smooth smooch, smooth smoot, smooth cheers. I want to give you a legal tin of smooth cheers. Smooth smooch. All of the smooth chis be my little smoopy smooth and it's all. It's the best song I love. It was great down picking.

8:39 Yeah, we put it What do we put it out? We put it out Valentine's Day twenty twenty five? Yeah, twenty four? Time is bullshit? Who's a right? Masters are romance? See we like we're in touch with the Phalens. Well. I keep looking at you and I think that maybe Jerry Garcia didn't die. He just joined Psycho Stick. He finally got a little fire in him. He got a little fired up. It's like at this mellow band and this kind of peace, love, happiness of the summer of love no, and. I was like, yeah, totally, everybody. You can be peaceful and brutal. Of course. I don't limit things, don't limit art. I always pee. I always peacefully beat the shit out of people.

9:25 I wasn't paying attention. What are we talking about? Uh, when you're gonna get drum lessons? Oh yeah, I needed to get those next year. I'll at it next year. Okay, Now I have something, some homework that you have to do. Well, it's not homework, it will be schoolwork. Okay. A lot of bands you know how it's the least favorite hod you get your beard name. I got a lot of bands that ask me how I got my radio name. But then I've had several bands in the middle of the interview. I didn't prompt them. You're the first one. I'm prompting because I think yours will be the best. That wrote a pipe man song right then and there in an interview.

10:07 So who wants to do that? Well? As a drummer, I should definitely be singing, Robbie got what you got? What are we doing again? You have to write a song about the pipe man. The pipe man, pot man, pop man. He likes to drink from a can pipe man pot Man. Well, I want wear wear wearing. We wear barn pot Man. Got a hot man for pipe man, hot Man pot Man pot man man drinking not at all?

10:47 Definitely got it. I had that already. Sorry to interrupt this interview. They were telling me about another interview that I had already. Do we need to write a song about it? Oh? Code rad Oh fuck that? I get away from my table during the interview. Jesus right, Hey, we just lost our drummer because I just quit. You want to play drums for us? You won't even you won't even look. Hey, Mike, Mike, come back, Mike, Mike, join your band. We don't need to, Mike. We don't leave write another interview for a drummer. We have his intennones. We don't need to leave. We're good. If anybody gets struck by light, they will just be him. It will be me.

11:27 So I have to I have to ask, then the pipe man. Is it a surfer pipeline oriented thing? Is it a half pipe full pipe sort of thing? Skateboarding? What's the pipe of pipe man? Okay? Or is that like could be all that because I do surf my logo if you look there's a way. Okay, I do skateboard. I have to skateboard back there, and uh, it's really My last name is Piper, so that's that simple. But do we really have to leave? He has a lightning rods? All right?

12:08 Well, all right, so now we read write a song about it. Temporary weather effact, you was shore temporary code right? Safety first, safety. First, safety first, safety first, safety first, safety first, That's. All we got for you. Saco Stick has to exit the building because they have caused a code red. Safety first, Pie, safety first, Pipeman out. Thank you for listening to the Adventures of pate Man on w for c u I Radio.