PipemanRadio Interviews The Violent Inzident at Bloodstock 2023

0:04 Hey, you listening too, that's sure, I'm coming. I'm for see why for you wake up of America. It's time for the Adventures of Pipe Man on w forcy dot com. West pom Beats is number one internet radio station. Here's your host, the White Man. I gotta said, nice, do you? This is is the pipe Man here on the Adventures pipe Man w forc Y Radio at Bloodstock and I'm here the violent incident. Yeah, and why do you speak as fast as a horse racer announcer? Ask the questions? I know you can answer the questions, and then we're gonna take interesting today. Okay, And could you guys fucking scare me? Okay?

1:15 Oh, I know, I wish I could take my silly hat off, but then everyone will know that I'm an extremely important, famous person. I have a question. Can you breathe with that thing? Or do you do you have like an oxygen mask or something? No? I couldn't pretty much breathe it because there's not a real one. You see. Oh, so you're wearing fake ship. I know. I'm actually a player. Yeah, I'm definitely the real deal. That's what you get. What you get is what you see. So let's talk about that. I'm gonna do some day I've never done before. I'm gonna actually read something because I don't want to miss a word for it. This is the radio and I don't even have to wear yet. No, you don't. You have a face for radio. Don't worry about Okay, So I heard that your show, Okay, it's it makes Kiss look like your mats playing enter Sandman at school assembly and Steel Panthers sound like you're dead telling jokes Christmas dinner. They are absolutely nothing next to us. We are we we there's this style that we invented.

2:21 I'll tell you the whole story, so can you do it in at least shorter than a week. It was nineteen ninety four and we decided to create a whole new genre and then and then we started it. But then Limp Biscuit and those bands, those you know, they start coming out and we're like, let's get them a chance. So we decided to postpone our release until now that the world is ready for us, and we are. We created new metal, this sound, the genre and everything, and we're much better than the last new metal band that came out. If I figured that much. Although that didn't quite answer the question of that. But because we are have you heard our music? Yes? Have you heard our music? Anyway to be the symbolones with your question is yes, we're very great and cool and I don't know, you look pretty freaking hot to me, but and I don't know how cool you are, all right, so let h and I want to know. Okay, so you got somebody in a band that's toy into Tarantula's did limp Biscuit like, did he copy his look from him? Yeah? I mean that's rude. Yeah, I think that's why that's the biggest form of flattering. But I think that's why we had all the riots at Woodstock ninety nine. Yeah, because he ripped us off and people did you start those riots? People start to those riots because I said, why is this guy ripping off land? That started? And do you when you're on stage do you do and do you like bring people up on stage and commit a violence? Tell us about the magic? Yes,

3:54 what we do has never been seen before, never been heard before, and it's pure magic, real fun as well. Yeah, I agree? Are you sure you agree that that wasn't very convinced show. I was stuck in here on one person, you wouldn't be the same person. I believe that because I heard you guys have the greatest show on. Yeah, Jackson would be ripping us off in terms of the show ideas. Yes, so new Metal, like every other new metal band, hated being called new metal, but you are. You wear it proudly because we created it. It's our baby new metal and that's someday it's old school metal head defined for us new metal? What is new metal? A new metal is basically everything that you don't really like about metal, including me. That's all I shouldn't say.

4:54 That is the best kind of metal, better than black metal, better than power metal, better than as metal because it's new, even though it's actually twenty years old. Yeah, you can't keep calling me while you come up with a new name. There's already a million genres out there. Just give it a new name. Because we're from the back and we are on the original new metals. That's the thing. It's hard to explain, Yes, how to explain that al really is? Basically we are the original new metal band before all the other new metal bands came along and basically stole right idea. One fan once said, God sent us to Earth and you discovered America too, right, No, no, that was before us. We just created new metal. We discovered this tone, the guitar tone with this Sutton drumming, that just coming together. It's just magic. It's actually real magic.

5:46 You just don't believe us what it is. So how did you guys end up looking like this? Was that like a violent incident or something? Well, actually it was because this is who we are. Man. This is like a true sell. You know, I believe that from morning I go to seven to eleven dressed like this. This is me every day. We're the real deal. You know, we're not sucking some fake Yeah, this is who I actually am, a genuine Okay, next question, so tell tell the listeners. Okay, so well that's serious for a second and only for a second. But the listeners that don't know who you are?

6:31 Okay, how would you describe besides the genre of new metal, how else would you describe your band, your live show, your music, all that stuff? As the artist? Incredible, mind blowing, it's pure magic. Well basically as much better than everybody else at the moment, because it just because the rest of everyone liked, but you would know you wouldn't be asking these questions if you watched our shows. That's right. I did the wrong thing. I was in a drink of war. Well it's all right. You know I had to airview Limp Biscuit while you're performing, so some people than us. I didn't give them all your beers that you really didn't give us. You said the best for us. That's right. They need to make a video game out of you guys. That would be pretty cool.

7:23 Will everything will happen after this? That's right? So how does it feel to be a blood? Second? How was the set out there? How was the crowd? Were they the great? It was packed from the first song and people obviously they loved it, and they told us from the first song, and since you left us stage, they haven't stopped telling us, because you know, you would know if you've seen it. I think I saw a lot of people going home actually after a yeah, yeah, yeah, they're basically there's quite a big cue to get out of the bestival. Then you scared them, because better than that, from my understanding, dinner and go to see. From what I understand, going your show like you're taking your life into your own hands. It's scary. Can you sing a song for me? Since I didn't? Since I didn't, I missed your set. Okay, no'll be, no'll be two thousand dollars up front, Okay, I'll I'll send it to you. I'll send it to you via cash. Mate. Maybe we could do a jew five thousand dollars it.

8:33 Yeah. See, he wants to do right now, right here. Okay, you got a monopoly money, I'll give it to you. That's an America. If you born us some beers, like most interviewers do, he would have done anything anything that you've had in mind. Obviously, but like most well you know, I can't get your pissed. I'll get in trouble in the sand. You missed out on the show you were, I know I am, and you missed out on the on Earth. Ever, I must say though, when you guys walked into a press area, I was bummed out that I missed your show. Because I looked at you guys, I'm like, now, they probably put on a good show. They might suck music wise, but they put on a good show. The second thing, no, no, the second best thing on earth thing that could happens to your life is catch our next show, because our first where is You?

9:26 In that show where is You? We're actually announcing two shows in England in sounds that no one knows next week. Well, I definitely wouldn't know. Good. We're going to America next year, are you really? Yeah? Nope, Actually I shouldn't have said that. Say, it's got me all excited. I had another chance to see you guys. Well, it's gonna be the second best experience you could have ever had in your life. The first was here at blood Stock. Yet yeah, so what else is going on after Bloodstock? After you've estimated you have to get up at seven am and fuck off somewhere else, which is going to be amazingly right, But essentially, like we finished our show about fifteen minutes ago, and we've already had like five hundred offers from record labels. So what we're going to spend the next four months analyzing these offers, see who offers more millions of dollars and then uh, and then we're going to decide what to do.

10:22 But next year we'll go to America, all right? And and so you're originally from America, right, yes? Of course? Do you even know where it is? Yeah? Tell me where it is from here? How do you get there? How you drive there? Yeah, we drive to America from England. That's what we do because we're different. Which route do you take? Man, It's just I'll show you after the interview. It's people, you know. Yeah, one story good or bad in your journey? What is the craziest story you can tell our listeners. The craziest story I can tell your listener is that your radio house didn't bring us any beers, none, zero, zero beers. This is litter. I am shot to my very day. I'm shot to my very cool seaman. Why did we say yesterday's interview in the first place? I don't know, but I'm by patient. I'm not cool with this. I think that's going to be a deeper but I think I blame I can't even talk anymore. It's terrible.

11:20 I'll tell you what. I'll buy you a beer that has no beer in it. Oh. Great, that was great. It was a great interview for radio. Thank you, and yeah, thank you so much for what listening to our show. Guys, So you're gonna buy us some air basically, that's amazing. What a nice guy? Well, you need it, you need it. You can't breathe over there. I can breathe. This fun unfortunately, and doesn't get you drunk, not that I need to get drunk, so you don't get drunk. Tell everybody, seriously, tell everybody how they can connect down socials on the web by your merch, by by your you know, beers and all that stuff. So you can find everything on if you google the violent incident with a z with a zaid, since you guys are so the violent incident, you'll find all of it.

12:15 Basically, all mercher is available online on Facebook, Instagram, my Space. Uh that's of course we started my space. But anyway, so uh, TikTok, maybe we're on all of those. Just google the violent incidents. And so why do you spell it wrong? It's wrong? What is this guy talking about? Right? Give them the right? Spell it wrong. It doesn't bring us any beers. I know, Question of Man one of the best interviews of your life, that's right, So you know what it was that good. We'll end this interview and I'll go buy you a couple of beers. Even if you're bluffing, I think you're bluffing. But even if you are a couple of wankers. I might buy you some beers.

13:07 You know what. We're gonna have a violent incident right after this a. Thanks for being here at Bloodstock, Thanks for being on the Adventures pight Man. Thank you man. Thank you for listening to the Adventures of pate Man on w for CUI Radio