PipemanRadio Interviews Nerv at Aftershock 2024

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0:51 I only Sunday, delegator. This is the pipe Man here on the Adventures pipe Man W four C Y Radio. And I'm here with Scott Dylan. And no he doesn't. He didn't bring me. Where's mine right. Next to you? Oh yeah, man, you're good. And Jordan, if you got some nerve, Yeah, we're We're a band called Nerve. He had some nerve putting up beer over there and over here. You see it? What am I supposed to look? What do you look to the riot? True? Well, here we are at after shock with hell Yeah. End of the day, Oh yeah, end of the interview day for us. Yeah, you know, I got one more after you and then I'm done. Make it way, that's body count. They can wait.

1:41 You know what they asked us for? Weed? Did they really? I'm gonna give him some, but not until you're done. So did you partake in that before playing? After shock or weed? Yeah? So yeah, our drummer, he's like a just a high functioning week. Yeah, he's a professional. I wake up and before I drive, I take a bunch of drink or smoke a bunch of wheats. Yeah. We basically we stick to just alcohol before we play, and then we'll smoke a little bit after. Yeah, because you don't want to fall asleep. No, dude, for me, I've tried before, because like, I can be super drunk and I'm great, I'm fine playing, i can be barely high and I forget all my guitar parts.

2:23 I just can you be like Jimmy Hendrix and put LSD in your head band and then play. She's not a professional stoner. We have just seen that. Oh my god. Look see he knows how to hit it because he's like you, no, this is how California festivals were, you know, but Jordan take a hit, maybe pass it that way? So a weed smoker, but everyone's he'll do a hit. Like you ask him. He's like, I'll do a hit and then see you later. So let's talk about your band. Just do it let's do it, Nerve. We're just uh, we describe ourselves as just a group of four idiots who make music.

3:04 You just you know, I was just interviewing Alien Farm. I want to know if that joint is a smooth criminal. Now we got at the movies. I love them. Oh it's the crazy like we both we had never met before, but we've always been big fans of them for a while. But we both broke down our buses at the same and we were both at the same gas station and their singer just like stopped us, like, hey, are you guys a band? Because I mean, you know, you can tell by the van and trailer and all that stuff, And that's how we met them. They're like the nicest guys ever. Oh they're so sick, but yeah, but they did steal your airview time, so yeah, they just slid in. They're like, oh, we made friends with them so we could steal their airview time.

3:49 They're really great guys though, have lots of bogers. Tim. I have been big fans of them for a while. Though they are really cool. I've always liked them. Hell yeah, yeah, more, Maybe you guys should go on tour together. When they went over and asked him. I was under the man trying to fix it. They were over there trying to get us a ride to Vegas. We were we were stuck in barstow. I can't do it head because I can't talk. That one will shut you up. That thing's gnarly. There's not many things that could shut me up. That did. Maybe a butthole, like a nice one, funny unele. It's funny. You should say nice butthole. You're like, what you.

4:30 Dropped the mic when you look at butthole. Okay, So then you guys need to play rock Lahoma. You go, you guys need to play rock Klahoma. Because so, yeah, we're gonna play it next year. Yeah, because it'd already passed. It's kind of hard to play it already happened. But they have a camp site that's called Buses, Boobs and Buttholes. It's an opportunity and butthole. There's a ham site called Buses, Boobs and Buttholes. And if you come up to the bus and you show your buttthole, you get Marty Gruppy. And they'll give you your bear butt balls and back.

5:13 Can you say that ten times fast? Fare? Butt balls and back bear butt balls and back bear butt balls and back bear butt balls and back bear butt balls and mac bear butt balls and mac bear butt balls and mac bear butt balls, mac bear butt balls, back bear butt bals of mac. I think you have a new career because that's fucking You need to do a song like that. Let's hope that was ten. I was kind of guessing, let's write that song right now. You can include too, We'll make it a pipe man song. Can you do it? Make a song? Yeah? Right now? Yeah, no, I can do a song right now. Jordan's bare butt bowls and back.

5:55 Bere but balls and back. Bear but I lock the way it feels on my sake. So there we go. That was the fucking best song ever. That's gonna be your number one hit single. I'm gonna rip it out of the interview and play it in the rotation on station. Here. They are. Bear butt balls and pay. They got some nerve. We do have. We have more than we deserved, to be honest, more nerve. Has anybody ever asked you how you got your band name and you answered them like you got some nerve? Asking me that, no, we have not answer that way.

6:36 But that's a good one. That would be a good way to answer it, right, Well. Because we're dumb, we always just answer. We just give the answer, which is boring. It's like, we decided on a cool band name, or what we thought was a cool band name. Well, you could even go. Let's step further, like, well, we decided on nerve and after it was already logo and everything, we forgot that we misspelled dait exactly. Wait, well, because it was always you who were like because you feel through music, like music makes you feel and then. Nerves make you feel. That was like the only reason behind the name. If that makes sense, that's only there's no reason other than he that's cool.

7:18 That's cool, and then it makes sense in that way. Yeah, what do your three non matching matching bracelets say? Mine says after cock shock? Sorry, what says after shock? Oh? Shit? Mine says stained is because of my underwear. Mine's a small cock. Don't even need an explanation for that, That's what it is. So the bracelet that kind of hit the nail on the head. Tell me your greatest story in this musical journey, the most fucked up one, most fucked up story, the most fucked up story, stop, sure.

8:05 Which one. It's gotta be something, Trevor. That's what I was saying, where's your microphone? Go? I never know that one, the most recent one, but you got to he didn't get any of that stuff. Yes, okay, okay, fine, So our driver, Trevor. We love him, Trevor Martin Alexander. He's a handsome. We love him. He's beautiful. Boy. He's the best looking guy in our crew. Who's he hitting on anybody? Oh? Yeah, that he's The bartenders are pretty hot too. Yeah, he's that good. So it can be okay because I sing, but he's like to do ten out of ten?

8:48 Why don't you just go with them and you get the overflow everything? Yeah, you get the overflow. Trevors are ten. I want you to understand, like even me being a singer, him being guitar and b guitar, Trevor is still ten. We're all like five. That's what I want you to put together. You're fifteen, so there we are, but way never together, Trevor. I want you, I just want you to put Trevor at that level because he is and we've ruined him. Yep, well he's ruined himself a little bit, but so essentially I can't say band names, but we gotta offer or like a like our agents like, hey, would you want to play this show in Arizona And we're like, yeah, absolutely.

9:30 It's like it'd be a big, big, big show, one of the biggest we've ever played. And so Trevor said, well, I get to go, right, and just being funny, it was like, no, you don't get to go. You can drive us, but like you can't go, and he's. Like, nope, come on, I want to go. And we're like, well, what are you gonna do to earn being able to go? And he's like, I'll put Jordan's genitals in my mouth five seconds. He's like, but I get extra things. We said lips to the base suction, Yeah, yeah, yeah, And he said, okay, I should I deserve two more things. Though, We're like, pick any two things you want you want in this entire world, and we'll give it to you.

10:10 And he said, well, the first thing is I deserve to be paid my week normal weekly amount, which what he was already going to get anyway. So we're like, okay, deal, right, and then he said what was. The second one? Oh? He gets said get a plus one to Aftershock, which he was already gonna get anyway. So we said, are you sure those are the only two things that you want? He's like, yeah, No. We sat there for a minute. We said are you we It was like a. Ten minute like buffer of like Trevor, if you say yes, that's all you're gonna get. Should we haven't? Should we have him read this to this? This is like you've seen these weather. Oh my god, read the whole thing. Okay, so this is from Trevor.

10:50 If you're willing to. Do I don't care. It's bad. It just says he's poor, which he is. My god, Hey, Dylan, my bank just took all my money yesterday. So I have sety four dollars on my account and I only have a ticket out to Sacramento and I went back because they're too expensive. Always still driving Arizona. Oh my god. He still thought the show was going on. I need to know because my parents are driving me four hours to Vegas to fly to sack Aftershock. Oh my god. And he said I would say no because we haven't heard back yet. Tight what did he say? Dicking balls in my mouth for ten seconds? And I'm gonna get nothing out of it. Sick because he. Did it even though we didn't even officially have the offer yet.

11:35 It was always just we might get that. That's a bummer. But I have to say, okay, I have to say what happened here? Somebody spilled that because I was too busy fucking laughing to notice, and he saved the recorder and the interview. That would have killed the whole interview. Yeah, hello, we need help. Oh my god. Okay, just so everybody knows, because you can't see this radio, he just lit the beer up. Dylan just tried to set the whole place on fire. You might want to Harry.

12:16 I tried to light it on fire. I know that was pretty killer, didn't Can you imagine if the whole table just went on fire, that would have been the whole story all over the news. Your interview burned down aftershock. But so funny because you can't see it, you just can only hear it. Yeah, exactly. And you know, remember that thing from like the nineteen thirties where the radio host pretended that there was. An alien invasion. Oh yeah, yeah, and everybody thought it was real. That's war in the worlds and it became a book, a movie, everything else, and yeah, people really did believe it. So, man, I can smell that fucking gas from the lighter too.

12:59 It's gonna blow up during this airview. Hey, hey, it's delayed though. We're gonna be like over there and we just see a big I mean, could you imagine though, if it really did catch fire and we had this bonfire. I would have you have seen a Scott sized hole in that wall, because I was. That would have been So I just want to paint the picture for everybody. A beer was spilled. It was flowing like a river down the table towards the recorder that where the interview was held, and he took his lighter and bravely went after it and lit it on fire.

13:39 Pants up uh. And then Nicole, the host of the Language of Healings, used her pants pit clean it up. Pants pants pants, pants. And now she's back in the press area with no pants. Everybody pants. Now you know what I'm saying, Hey, you guys should do like harmonize that right there. Pant the everybody paint Yeah yeah, okay, So they're you're in the running for the funniest interview ever. The winner up until now. Okay, was the band Airborne? Airborne? Yes, yeah, and they were doing an interview. It was at Louder than Life. They were doing an interview in a bourbon trailer, drinking bourbon for an hour during the interview, and then came to me, oh nice. So, as you know they're Australian, that sounds wonderful and they love American baseball.

14:41 So they decided the interview was gonna be They were gonna announce a New York Mets game on the interview, and they did. That's insane. Yes, they even did their best American accents. So can you top that? I mean, burning down the tape? I think tops it. I think you might have topped it already, be setting the mic of it. No, not really, it's not gonna happen. You guys really are rock and roll, aren't you. We're honestly just the dumbest people on the planet. But we love each other, so we just act like goofballs all the time.

15:23 I love it, just like the beaches having fun. Yeah, music's gotta be fun. Man. If it's not fun, it's the wrong business. For sure. We've been doing stuff like this years and before we ever made a dollar on music, like we just. Yeah, well it you know, they say it takes twenty years to become an overnight success. And that's funny. Yeah seven, Well you're close because Metallica for ten years slept on floors with four other bands eight baloney sandwiches with no bread because they couldn't afford the bread for ten years, So you got three more years.

16:03 Dang, you think the drummer would have been better after all that time? Oh well what about after forty years? No, oh, he's still not good. He did a lot for music. Yeah, what I smoked weed and I know and do that. What's your opinion on Lars? Oh? Yeah, he's a great businessman. He's smart. He was right about the whole LimeWire ship too, and the Napster ship. He was right. Everybody hated him, he was right. He saw the future in that. Yeah. So he did actually give a ship about every other musician, so that that yeah, you give. Him Yeah, yeah, it's just obviously funny to be.

16:47 Yeah, everybody does. Let me know, he's important. That's what you want him involved because he guessed everything. Now the question is, are you gonna be able to go on tour with Metallica, now, we hope, so we. Would we drop everything to tour with Metallica. So here's what you gotta do. Go ahead, tell us what you're gonna tell us. I don't know, Jordan, what do you think about what? Here's what you gotta do. They're playing Sonic Temple. Okay, next year you need to talk to Danny Wimmer and get on that festival.

17:27 The cool thing with the Danny Wimmer stuff is like typically like you can only play like every other year. You can't do repeat years. So like doing after Shock, we did Louder than Life, it would make it easier to, like for next year, try and book one of those other types of festivals. Like Ink and stuff like that. That's cool shit. We I mean, we're blessed to play any of those types of festivals. So we would love to make that happen. Absolutely well. We love bet you were here at after Shock all seriousness, This was kiss Yeah, this is the most fun thing we've ever done. Hey, hey, you can't like the host on Fire. Okay, there's no interview maybe a little bit so anything you really want to tell the listeners that we haven't covered already.

18:12 We're dumb and we have more music coming. Ooh, more music. When's that coming? Yeah? I can't say exactly how many songs, but we'll be releasing steadily like every month or two, you know what I mean. Like that a bunch of singles lined up we're really excited about. So that'll be what's coming out. Cool man. You know. Well, tell everybody how they can catch up with you on the social everything we. Are Nerve, Instagram, Twitter, all that stuff without the last D yeah on. We So I have two things. I have two things to say about your social yes, sir. One is on your Facebook. That was a badass promo for you guys coming the after show. Oh yes, that was fun video as hell. Yeah, that was cool as hell. And then one the one with the yeah thing. Yeah, you gotta go to her Facebook and look at it. I'm not telling you about it.

19:13 You gotta go to We filmed that like months ago, a couple of months ago we internet. It didn't get used, and then the owner of our label was like, you guys want to use that video for a post like that ship was funny? So we're like, hell, well you can get posted it was it was funny. Yeah. And then the other one is Man and I can't believe how much you sound like Amy Lee. But on your TikTok, you guys have the Evan Essence cover song you did that was good. I you know, I saw evan Essence last night Era after Shock. You guys did a better job. Honestly, your voice was better than. A And honestly, that was filmed like four years before it was posted like forever ago.

20:00 That's it really? Oh yeah yeah, if you look at it too, like Jordan looks like he's he looks like he's a different person. Yeah, it was like it because I'm thinking, I'll look at the TikTok. I'm like, wait, none of them look like the people in the TikTok. TikTok was not even a thing yet when we filmed. That was just to us being stupid. And then when TikTok got popular, I was like, this could be a funny video. To post and it was totally I mean, that was like it was a great cover. So everybody check out their cover of evan Essence. Yeah, well you guys rock. I'm glad you're here it after Shock and thanks for being on the Adventures pipe Man.

20:41 Yes, Sarah, it's a lot of fun. Thank you, Thank you for listening to the adventures of Pip Man on w for CUI Radio.