PipemanRadio Interviews Gwar at Rocklahoma 2023

0:04 Hey, you listen too. He sent sure on w for se Wow, Wake up of America. It's time for the Adventures of Pipe Man on w forcy dot com. West Pond Beats is number one Internet radio station. Here's your host, the pipe Man. Can time listens the pipe Man here on the Adventures pipe Man W four c Y Radio. And I'm here with saw Bull Destructor to be of guir. You know, when you were walking by before I this other interview, I told him, you guys, we have to end an interview or else Guar is gonna eat you right next. I'm hungry. I need I needed to eat something that you should have kept him here. We could have did an interview. That would have been great.

1:14 That's the guy interview. Now. I gotta tell you something fight. You're gonna laugh because I interviewed blowth Are at download and you guys had some problems at that. You know, there was an invasion and some of the humans stole your costume. They did, okay, so blowth Are came out in the pres tent just as him a human herself, you know, like he I don't know, you use some machine in your spaceship that turned him into a human. We have that technology. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it was so funny though, because there was a photographer sitting across from us. He had gummy bears and blowth are. In the middle of the interview, he's like, hey, hey, you give me some of those, give me, give me the whole bag. The guy had no clue.

2:05 I mean it was apparent r was no clue. That's how great the technology. Humans don't have that techno, know, right, how do you have that technology, spaces bro. I mean, we got all kinds of tech, you know, we can. We can turn ourselves humid, turn ourselves into animals, whatever the hell we want. It's great, that's right, that's right. You're the ultimate shape shift. That's right. So what are you gonna do here at Rockklahoma? Like, what what shocking thing are you gonna do to humans here? Are get on get on stage and actually play a set. Oh my god, they're kidding me. Yeah, everybody knows what song to play, and everybody holds play in the right order. So that'll be shocking enough. But we will cause the same cartage and destruction and mayhem that you have grown in love in a guar show. They'll be blood everywhere dead celebrities and politicians in the wake. So yeah, it's gonna be amazing. I love it. So now do you guys love it when the press is in the photo pit and you get to purposely hit them with blood?

3:10 How did you know? Our secret man? Right, I've got to go out of the way to aim at them. Yeah, because I've been there. I'm like, I'm out of here. I watched all the other photographers are getting all their ship up. Yeah, yeah, have fun with that. You're gonna die. They're gonna some of them look like they're going deep sea diving, wrapping their cameras and themselves and saran rap. You know. So what I don't understand. You're very advanced people prepare to us. Yeah, why do you need more penises than us? More penis? I mean because there's always you gotta insimilate everything you come in contact with. That's how you appropriate a species, right, you gotta be a fishent, So you need more of them. It's simple math. I mean, you know you got four dicks, You're gonna be able to pregnate four people at once, right, So does that mean walking amongst us are a bunch of guar offspring? Yes, you guys are offspring of the scub dogs, and that's uh, you know, an unfortunate turn of events for you guys because you know, it's kind of a what do you call that? Incestuous that we still fuck you o that now? Is there are you? Like, is there anything out there in the universe because we can't go that far like you can. That is even more powerful than you guys. Yeah, our boss, the Master of the Universe. He's the most powerful thing. He's created the entire universe. He's created everything here and he just likes to fuck with

4:42 everything. So you know, he's not a very up you know, uh giving creator, but he's awesome. You know. He lets us do what we want right now. So how could you don't like that? Absolutely? So if he took on Superman, who would win? Uh? Well, se Man, it's a fictional character. I'm not I'm real. Yeah, that's true. The left there is a real Superman. If there is a real super yeah, I mean, you come on, man, you're gonna be All I have to do is get that green rocket throw it at him. I mean I believe more that Superman it's real than that the United States will have a good president. Yeah, that's completely fictional that the United States we'll ever have a good president and anybody's lifetime that will hear this. That's right, that's right. Have you guys gone out to the campgrounds here?

5:32 No? Haven't. I think after your set, you guys need to roam the campgrounds because there's a lot of human beings out there that we want to get rid of. Okay, good, I'm glad they're here like that. The lowest form of human beings are at the Roklahoma camp all right. We want to make a round out there and we eat out some of those people. Yeah, there's even there. There's a strip club camp site out. You guys could go stripping on the stripper plant. Yeah, we can get on the poll makes money. Yeah, we're dropped dead sexy anyways, I mean you know that's right, that's right. So what is new for guar after Ockklahomer. Well, we're going out on a new tour. It's a The Age of Imbeciles tour. It's gonna be thinking end of September or something in October. There's gonna be a lot of good cartage on that gonna be a lot of good bands on that trip. And uh yeah, they'll you'll be able to check on guar dot net for any of that information. Nice.

6:33 Nice. What's the craziest story that you have as an extricxrestrial hot and being here on Earth? I mean, just way too many just to comment on. But I mean, look, if you guys just look at how ridiculous this planet is right now, it's it's all a joke, right, You guys are hurling through space on this little rock, and you guys get along with each other. You are you over imaginary lines in the sand. Right, You guys fuck each other at any given moment. So it is one big hoot to watch you guys go at it now? Is that why when blowth Are walked by before he flipped me off? Yeah he yeah, I'm sure he did because of that and the gummy bearns and it probably didn't help. Yeah, no, I think he got sick from the gummy bears, like you guys can't eat or yeah, some of it's terrible. Well, we got so much process bullshit, dude, like it doesn't agree with it, No, it does. It It's upsets his stomach sometimes. I think you put it here so you can destroy all its humans. Well that's that's part of it. Yeah. I mean, but you know, the iroty of it is most of it is you guys doing it to each other.

7:47 Well, that's true. You just get to sit back and laugh because we're crazy. We're idiot crazy. So we are ripening for a takeover. Yeah, and uh I Guar is finally gonna have their way with the world while we're fighting each other. You're just gonna take over. Yeah, that's that's perfect conflict management. We get to do whatever. The US government engages in it all the time. They're like, ohh don't pay attention to what we're doing over here. You guys gotta argue about some other bullshit like a pronouns or something. I don't know, but you know that's primarily what the US government does constantly speaking of pronouns. What would be a pronoun for you?

8:30 Kill? Killer, death, You're gonna have to put that on your Instagram profile. Love it. Well, you guys are gonna fucking rock rock Lahoma, that's right. And I think you're gonna destroy the place. Yeah, I'm happy about it because tornadoes have not destroyed this place and have tried, but this place is not seeing guar. Yeah, and they're about. It's gonna be a smoldering crater after the show. I love it. Well, thanks for being here, even though you're trying to destroy my speech. No problem, pipe Man. Well we'll kill everything here and then, you know, maybe we'll let you go. Yeah, you're gonna escape to tell your story. That's right, you can. You know what, I don't even care if you kill the rest of humans, because they're all a bunch of assholes. I'm concerned. I'm about to joining you guys, All right, come on over to the other side. There it is. I love it. Thanks for being on the Adventures of pipe Man. Yeah, man, have a good one. This is solbol Destructor and to be of far and you listening to the Pipe Man on W four c Y radio. Thank you for listening to the Adventures of pipe Man on W four CUI Radio.