PipemanRadio Interviews Balsac the Jaws of Death of GWAR at Riotfest 2024

0:04 Hey, you have done too sensum. Wow crazy you Why become America. It's time for the Adventures of White Man on W four C Why dot Com West pomp each is number one Internet radio station. Here's your host, the Vipe Man. So Tom Lasso dots Los class of dollars. Start your eyes, secret, My screts.

0:53 Lie out in my eyes. I'm trying to if I should. But tomorrow time. This is the pipe Man here on the Adventures pipe Man W four CY Radio at rya Fess and I'm here. With bass Act. Did Joseph Death of the rock group band gar nice? Now? I was supposed to have an interview with Sack Squatch down here after you guys. I told him he needed to come back and start an interplanetary war with you guys. He chicken out, he left, He wouldn't even come back to press. Totally typical of those exo morphs. I mean, they're always so scared to actually face up. You know, he can't even get a good picture of him. I know, right.

1:35 Lies about those monsters. I mean what they say about large feet equaling large other parts of the anatomy total lies. I know from experience there. You go nothing like what gwar has What would have happened if he did show up? Oh I had We could have been friends, but now we'll never know. Now I have a beef with sasquatch or any other large footed, hairy mammals. That's right, you need to go get them. And you guys just came out with your thirty six an adversary of Hello, and man, that's badass. You read distributa. You got new artwork, new pictures, new everything. Tell us about that that.

2:16 Was our first album. We're actually going into our fortieth year as a rock band on this planet. Of course, we had many many eons before that before he actually came to Earth that we were rocking out in outer space. But it's been forty years since we've been a band on Earth and we're about to celebrate it hard next year. Oh man, it's badass. And what do you think here? All this raid? Did you guys bring this here? At riot Fest? It seems like moisture follows Gore everywhere, so you can't go to a Goar show without getting soaked. That's Rtually, everyone's gonna be soaked before we even play today. That takes a lot of the fun out of it. Okay, I just have to tell you that's my photographer here there. When she's in the pit. You guys all got target her with everything you have, absolutely because she deserves it, she says. She goes in there, you guys miss her every time I do have to study some to fight or somebody else with. They got hit so hard in your pit that their contacts changed colors. I think they were really reptilian.

3:23 We've had people change completely their skin color, like go in Caucasian, come out American, Indian. There you go. Why isn't Gwar running for president? Why aren't like all of you running for president? Forget everybody else we got here. We don't give a damn about your political system. It's moronic and stupid, and we've killed every president the United States since we've been around. Are you the ones behind what's been going on lately? I have no idea what's going on, that's right, neither rest of us do we. But we are gonna have a killer show out here at riot Fest. What are you gonna do after you leave this area here? What part of the planet are you going to destroy?

4:10 Next? Probably one of these porta potties. I'm gonna blow it the hell up. Oh that would be you should bring them up on stage and blow them up on stage. The whole world is our port there. That's that's it. That's it. So are there any planets that you do like out there in the universe? I think Saturn's pretty sexy, but I feel like it's engaged. Somebody put on that put a ring on, right? Yeah? Who would you want to interview? If you were to interview somebody. I'd probably interview myself because then I wouldn't have to say anything because I know all the answers already.

4:54 That's right. What's the dumbest interview question? Somebody asked you? Besides who would you want to interview? He asked me once, what is the dumbest interview question you've ever been? That has got to be the stupidest thing that anyone has ever asked me. I love it. I love it. Yeah, Well I'm a fucking idiot. What can I tell you? You know? But we love Gwar here at riot Fest. I can't believe you came here and invaded. Are you guys gonna eat Slayer later? I would like to, But Carrie King refuses to eat any food. That's phallic shaped, so I refuse to eat him. He won't be tasty. Willie, which one would be tasty?

5:35 You think Tom Rile looks tasty? Yeah, there you go, Harry. I'll be getting hair in my teeth on me. I tell you what I think. You guys need to go up there and just have a war on stage while Slayer gets up there, and make sure they don't play any more shows ever. I heard they broke up, Well they did, but they're here now. You know. That's the earthly thing, you know. We disappear and then we keep coming back like roaches. Like everybody wishes we would break up, but we won't do it. Now. I don't know anybody wishes you'd break up, except all the other bands. You know, all these people here, they're all here for you. They don't give a shit about anybody else here at riot Fest. Oh obviously, when's the last time you played riot Fest? Have you ever played riot Fest? I don't remember.

6:23 Every single year for the past twelve years, and some of the years they didn't have it because of COVID. Yeah, oh yeah, that's right. I know. I remember that. I'm here every year. That's why we even played. The April Fools lineups that they put out every year. We're on those as well, And did you fool everybody with that? We fooled everyone by actually playing even though they thought it was a joke. Lineup. That's fun. What's your favorite year of riot Fest that you played here? What's your favorite or favorite story from playing riot Fest? Ah, I don't know. I got nothing, so you remember half of them, and the ones I do remember, I can't remember that well. It was kind of like the Sunset strip in the eighties.

7:04 They say, if you remember, you weren't really there exactly. Well, you guys gotta go take care of some crap and kill all of us here at riot Fest. You guys fucking rock. Thanks for being here at riot Fest. Thanks for not dropping your bullsack on my head during the interview. That happens after we return the recording device. That's that's right, that's right, kill it. We'll see you again next time, yeah, Joseph deaf Court, thank you for listening to the Adventures of Patemn on w for CUI Radio.