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0:04 Hi, you have done to rue. For Wow, pray you. This is the pipe Man here on the Avengers pipe Man W four c Y Radio, and I'm here with Johnny. And Toby and Dougie from the band's nine Hatshot at Marcos. You're like the the the afterthought. By that, two persons say anymore, and it's Gittya. And Makhu say hello. Yeah, everybody get close like you like each other, so you can all participate here. Let's move that shit out of the way and everybody get close. Let's like each other.

0:52 So you're at fucking Vadkin man, What the hell? That's amazing? Absolutely it is. So tell us about your journey to the holy ground. Oh man, My journey was pretty short because I only lived two hundred and forty kilometers from here. But I was do you live in Lingoen No? No, I live in Lostoke. Okay, Gus, do you need somebody to pick you up? I have any chance? Do you live in Well? Because I used to and we're still friends. By I used to date this girl. She's from Lingoenn, she lives there, and I was like, well, how close are you the Vodkin? She goes two hundred and fifty kilometers. So I heard you say that. I'm like, oh, maybe he lives there too, that would be cool.

1:39 Lingoen Is the home of emp right. I don't. I have no fucking wlroom American. Oh really? So you know, I don't even know where lingoln is. I don't even know who I am. Where are you from? Uh? Well, I live in Florida. I will never claim being from there. Okay, it's a crazy he fucking plays what. You're not that suspicious Florida man? No, no, no, no, no no. But I am of Oenis. Yeah. Well, well it's either he d's it himself or some Florida girl does. It is a crazy place. If you're ever gonna visit the United States, Florida's not your first choice. Just saying well, maybe it should be, and then you'll never come back.

2:29 I visited the United States two years ago in Los Angeles for six weeks. Nice to get. Into the music business over there, and I'm pretty I'm pretty sure about it that if I would tell anything that I said after I get the visa, I would get arrested. Ah, because I was too openly. I was like, ah, I want to come here and make music and blah blah, Do you have a job application over here? Was a no, okay, so you're just busking around? Yes, okay, so let's check your Facebook and they do. But it was good. It was an absolutely great time.

3:11 That's good crazy people. And we almost played America last year where in Los Angeles because I. Were in Los Angeles. I lived there in the eighties. Whiskey Go Go and the Rainbow. So check this out. I was thirteen years old walking into Rainbow with Motley Crue to hang out with Lemmy and Ron Jeremy. Come on, shit, you not like I sit there and that you get drunk? Did I get drunk? Yes? I got drunk. I did pot, I did coke, probably some mushrooms like your party with Motley Crue. Like, thank god we didn't have social media. Look at that. There it is.

3:52 When I was thirteen, I did lego. You know, listen, if you're hanging out with Motley Crue in the early eighties, drunk is the least of your fucking problems. Like, thank god, there's zero proof. Social media. Thank god, I'm alive. But I think about now when I go to Rainbow and they're carding me at fifty nine years old. I'm like, how the fuck did I get in here at thirteen? Oh, that's right. I was walking in with Motley Crue. There were no questions, no, of course not.

4:34 They'd play a gig at the Roxy and you'd walk up the street and go to Rainbow. That's just how it went. The street was just too crazy. Oh my god, those times, if I could remember them, I have some good fucking stories for you. We totally get that. So now mere Vakin. This is even better though. Vaking is the holy ground even we I went over there, like, oh my god, I told people I'm doing press at bucking all the other press people and they're like, how'd you get that? Well, because I'm real press and you're not, motherfucker hahaha. I got there by plane.

5:14 Yeah right. It was a long ride too. I had three planes, okay. And then I had to go from Okay, so I flew from Palm Beach International. It's not called that anymore, but I won't call it the new name, Okay. And then our first up was Atlanta, which is a huge airport. Oh, I got twenty minutes to get to my flight. Oh, it's on the whole other side of the airport. I'm running with my fifty pounds backpack like through like O. J. Simpson through the airport and then and then I get off at Amsterdam and I go to the Netherlands all the time. Sometimes I live there for a couple months to get the fuck away from the Maya in Sandy. I forgot how big that airport is until I had to run the whole airport and again I only had like twenty minute. Why they schedule them so close and I'm like, what do you mean, I gotta go to the whole other side. I literally got to the bus because you got in shipmoll. You have to take a bus to the plane. I got to the bus as it was closing the door. Oh, and I'm like, like, imagine I missed Vakan. Fuck it, I'm just going to a coffee house and smoke. I missed Valking.

6:37 So you're in good condition, right. I mean, yeah, I'm not dead. I made it to Vakan. So I guess I have so ware. They have to say they're over here just observing. We need some talk from them. Over there there. Well we want to hear. Oh, but they have the stories you've heard of people, Okay, so somebody translate for them because they got the real stories. All right, Okay, if they're the crew, they have the real stories. Don't tell me the truth so she can say what she say.

7:23 That's not the craziest story. She is like our queen. She's the she's our anchor and our hearts. And you have her because he wouldn't be a band. We wouldn't be here, yeah, because we would be dead on the street. Yes, that's right. But she always fell asleep. And the best story is she don't remember because she's sleeping because she. Drunk too much. She's the first get drunk. Yeah, we had that yesterday. Here we call that passing out. Yes, that's not sleeping, that's passing out. She was just tired. Okay, where does he have to say? I like his whole will get up with with your logo and everything, like you look cool as ship.

8:04 I'm the bad guy. He's the drummer. I gave you the microphone. I didn't hear what he fucking said. I'm the beat guy in the band. Oh you're bad. Is that why you've been so quiet so far? Well, you are wearing Motley Cruse shirt, so that that says it all right there. You know the film Do I know what the film movie? Yeah? Oh yeah, it's partially true. No, actually that movie was pretty good, like as somebody that was there, it was pretty accurate for sure. Yeah, yeah, totally. That was life. That was what I used to hang out with Mick Moore's at the mall, like you know, so now I got to hang out with you guys at the mall.

8:51 We don't even have malls. But you know, you know what, I think it's funny about the the Monty Crewe movie. They did a lot of itzing with Ozzy on the cover, on the on the poster, not anybody of Motley Crue, but Ozzi, the actor who played Ozzie in the eighties. Well that's I'll tell you why. Because he was crazier than they were. He was, and nobody was crazier than as. Those were true stories. He fat fucking snorted and yeah absolutely, Like props to him, man, you are some tough motherfucker if you're snorted as okay, and then you lived like he's gone unfortunately now, but he lived a long life.

9:37 Maybe we should all be snorted and said we can live as long as Ozzy. Yeah, give it. To them. Remember we got. Them, you have to. Yeah, we have sis swimming from uh Norway. But maybe we can snort some ends after that because we want to get that same lifeline. That's right. See. And I think there was like drinking of piss and ship like like Theith Motley Crue. It was huge warriors. They tapped out and they were on tour with Ozzie. They tapped out that we can't go that far. We tried. We met Eva Jerret today from blat on gang nice and I wanted to get a drummer, to get a golden shower from him. But uh, I think he's kind of he gets older.

10:18 Were you scared? He was ready? He was right, Yeah he was. I saw the way he answered. He's like, fuck, I wish it happened. I said again, I'm the bad guy. What makes you bad? I want to hear what that was? Me? Not you? Hell problem? Here? Take that take that mixt you boys, all right, tell me why you're the bad one. Here, look at me. You don't look so bad. He's the man with a mustache. Oh see that's it with the fucking barely a beard, just as the mustache going on. Dude, that grew.

11:06 That went out. I went out in the seventies. Though. You know what, the Germans with the must s always the bad guys. Right, fuck you? You got you guys after the interviewer have to translate this whole interview to them. Okay, we will Yeah, take the microphone dogging. We will do that. W for why dot com? You're listening to the best radio in town. Fuck you want a job that was the best radio voice. This guy. You would love to have him because they can do like any voice that you can send if you want, he can sing an opera of you.

11:48 Okay, I want to hear I won't understand it by why I hear you do? Ozzy? Then yeah, I give him the mic, give him the. Mic years ago. But I don't know if I can mimic him right now if I don't get into a character. You know, I was, baby, It's just like Sharon, who the fuck pieced on my carpet? Maybe like that? Sure, but I understood you. So that wasn't a very good impression. Who's who sold my beer? So somebody just went into my room and. So my beer? Who is the beer thief? It's you.

12:28 Are the beer thief. Keep going man, because I can't even fucking get back into character now. I'm much too sober for that. Man, I'm too sober because I got water to drink. Yeah, what the fuck? Somebody gave him more beer? Okay, I'm fine. All right. See they understand beer. Yes, okay, you say beer. They understand that. Beer is a universal language exactly. But everyone, every German person, understand the word beer. Yeah, of course, it's it's uh, it's you guy, a very simple words.

13:16 You guys, don't look at that. It's like I feel like I'm at a carnival and with a prize if I knock him over, And man. It's this amazing. You come thousands of miles to Germany, the land with the probably second best beers in the world, to have some fucking I know, what the fuck. That even in America, that's the worst fucking beer. No, I'm pretty sure it's Pop's blue ribbon. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, ky right. That's what you drink when you're either like a redneck. Yes, I would absolutely, I would say red neck. Yes, the microphone, click it up. That's we're in Germany and that's someone American beer folks. Yeah, the Germans aren't as smart as I thought they were, Like, why are we drinking American beer at vocking? That's oh, because it's out there. It's the closest one. You don't have to walk anywhere to get it. Why did they put Anheuser bush in the VIP area, Like, isn't that where the good beer should be? Give it to this, give it to general admission, not.

14:32 Us feed the world. Give him beer. Okay, what the fuck is your band all about? Anyway? Our band knowing about? What our band is knowing about? Now, what is it all about? What is it what our band is all about? Anti social sex, rock and roll music? And does that include golden showers? It includes golden shower? Is it true? I said again, I'm the bad guy. That's the only thing we taught him in English. You know, just say I'm the bad guy. I'm the bad guy. Yes, you want something to eat, I'm the bad guy.

15:19 Let me just say until now, the funniest interview I ever had in over three thousand interviews is you. The previous winner was Airborne after an hour of drinking bourbon in an interview. Okay, and they announced the Mets game? Can you announce a Mets game. A Mets game. Oh man, I'm not into sports, so yeah, that Met Mets game. Try Yankees, any of this. How about the World Cup? Dude announce the World Cup? Well he live from the World Cup. Well the Mets up playing tonight against the or.

16:00 To Bloom for the best match in ever history. So stay tuned and stay on our channel. Was that right? That was pretty That was pretty spot on. Germany, it would be different, so I might not want tell you, Becrisie and I have seen by a much. Kuo said, don't, don't if you come talk. Plus, this is pretty much jovin. I couldn't even follow that ship me neither me neither. I have a few words I did try to learn German. Okay, you know when I'm dating this girl and your ship's hard, and she told me why it's hard because he's emotionally mostly idioms. How am I supposed to know what the fuck you're talking about? Okay, but here's the first words I ever learned in German were sheist cough and.

16:49 Doom cough, seist cop on dumkof those were. My first words in German, like you always got to learn the curse words first. Because It's the most needed in every language is the cursed words. Curse words. And I found out too that I only have to know one word, and I could say that for everything. Can you guess what it is? German? What you can say for everything, sisa, sisa for everything? Okay, yeah, you're right. Yes, you can say on every daytime, all night time, you can say moine. So that's what I just do. You know, It's like, Okay, somebody's speaking German to me. I like when they come to America and they can't speak English and you say something, they just say yes. I just say mo.

17:43 Yes. No matter what somebody asks you to do, you say yes. Is that the bad part of you? Say it? Say it. I'm the bad guy. Dog dudude. You know. I think he needs to be a different band. I think he needs to be in uh the Interrupters the Yeah, because they do a better version of bad guy than Billie Eilish. I was gonna say Billie Eilish at first, and I'm like, no, the Interrupters would be better. So I'm gonna tell them that they need to hire you in the band just to do that part, because you do it so well.

18:30 I'm hired. See, yeah, right, I'm the new guy. So now the band has broken up because he's going to work to say, I'm the bad boy, and bad guy you're going into radio to radio. What are you guys gonna do? Maybe gay porn? Sounds like there was experience there. So as I got thirty four years old, I started to get into soccer. And I just only say it because if from America. I would say say, why you call it soccer? Because I watched the World Cup and I say, oh, it's with great anti jasm have to say it's soccer now, and no, it's of course it's football. But I got so much into football that I'm maybe getting I'm going to expert levels to play in the MLS.

19:22 I think that's my time. All right, Well, yeah you look like a soccer player. Yeah, of course you know. And I will say that Americans are stupid because football makes sense. Why do we call football football when you rarely kick the ball? I we call football soccer and you rarely hit anybody? That's absolutely right. I mean this this beer that I got here got zero punk five. It got zero dot five liters. Do you know what is lider? Yeah, it's you're it's about a pint in our language.

20:09 And that's not even a half a liter. It's something that's. A zureau of six seven eight point five pint. That's about a pint. Yeah, a pint is. Five and twelve million eatings sixteen about that. Did he get a college degree in beer? No, he has autism. I drink in different countries, you know. I drink in several countries, and so I know the measures of the drinks. You know. I've been to New York in December and had some fucking beer from nine dollars and it was cheap. It was, yeah, but. It wasn't what happened. Actually it was at Manhattan on a rooftop power of a hotel. Nine dollars for a zero point three three six mL.

20:53 But but the good thing was it was expensive, but it also was chap. That was actually cheap for Manhattan. Okay, in Florida if you are not careful what you asked for. Like I was at a restaurant and asked for some tequila and she's like, oh, do you want this one? Okay, eighty five dollars. It ended up for one little shot at tequila. What the fuck? I was like the fuck was that you even can drive up that head? Yeah? I wasn't even buzzed, Like, at least if you're gonna fuck me, let me get buzzed.

21:37 I really I really liked the way of the kind of interview that we are doing here, right, I really liked the way. It's because we talked about anything, and when we got to question what kind of men we are, we came to U that you're gonna go to a radio show. He's the bad guy we have to translate for our crew. Yeah. See he knows another word. So Jennifer and so brown and so deep? Are you full in love with me? No? No, no, you want. To do wait? Wait wait, I think he's just been fired from the radio job because he got hired to do gay porn. And it's the first person that is gonna teach him I do it is Ron Jeremy.

22:24 Of course, of course. The CP radio podcast Radio got w w w p w P. Think did you hear it from the here from you? From the News here? You new News? What the News? News? U and Lewis and the News is one of the best bands in the whole world. I said it. Oh my god, this is going way too far. I've lost my job now because he goes. Just give us the microphone. We're gonna put your for a life session for three and a half hours. I know, right, Oh my god, that's amazing. And after three and a half hours, we're gonna give the microphones to our crew speak.

23:07 I actually I was just gonna say, give it to a crew. I don't give a fuck what they say. Just let them say whatever they want because nobody in my country will understand what they're saying. Okay, don't talk about politics. Don't talk about solitics. Know that you can talk about Okay. Hi, my name is Skiddy and I love Porsco on the right side. Wait wait, wait, you know what's funny about that? You know where I thought, you know what what's fin about that? Where I thought she was going with that? So I do hell fest and this girl was like talking to me and she's talking French. I had no clue what you're saying. But then she whispered in my ear the only English she knows. She goes, you know French women led sex fuck say no more. I swear to god she said that. I was like, oh, well, I'm moving to France because American women don't.

24:12 I can't all right? That sounds Can we talk in Spanish? See puntaaa? That's English. It's Hawaiian English. Hawaiian English. Yes, it's different. They do speak a different language over there.

24:55 I was there, yeah, twen years ago. Nice? Was it when you got that stone on the beach? Yes? And I met a French guy in the hot top and he was telling me a story. No. I was trying to get into the conversation with him, and I was saying, oh, my friend, what will you do? Heyes, less than last dan Oh. I was lying on a little beach. I say what. I was lying on a little beach. I said, Okay, that's nice. I'm glad you fucked. But no, not fact. I was lying on Alida Beach. Okay, I get it. Was she nice? I was lying on Alida Beach. That was my most Hawaiian story ever.

25:38 Nice. I like it all right. So let's hear what he has to say more besides Akuna Mata, can you quote the whole movie though. Of English Masters of English from Makanda? I don't speak English. English is working speaking. We's telling you he doesn't speak English. You Speakingish? No, not a single word. I'm so sorry, my. Not a bad guy. Tell me what is your favorite band? Here? My favorite band? Headshot?

26:20 Thank god he got the answer, God, he got the answer right. Yes, here's your fifteen. Let me tell you a question. How did you like the band's gig today, the Concert of nine? You were there? Yes, it was. Very beautiful, sexy and nice and very much beer. Pretty much beer. So speaking beer I got. I do have to tell a story about you Germans. Okay, I was doing media coverage I have festival in Houston, Texas, and the band that I interviewed, who I like a lot. You'll know who they were. That's why I'm not saying it yet. Okay, they didn't have a or crew there, so they asked me to go up on stage with them and take pictures.

27:20 I'm like sure, but they what? The other part of the job was supplying them with beer. And when I say supplying while they did the show, I must have unloaded like two cases of beer to them on stage. Can you guess which German band that is? Yeah? Well, of course. German band drinking lots of beer, so maybe it was. Oh my god, you got it right on the money, got it right? You got right on the mic. No way, Yes, you're kidding me. I'm not kidding me at all. It okay, it's the first band that comes to my mind when it's about beer. And let me tell you. And then I was back in the trailer with them the rest of the night.

28:05 They had a refrigerator about as high as me, and the people kept bringing beer and they're like, that's not enough, you gotta bring more. They finished the whole refrigerator. That was after what they finished on stage. It was quite entertaining. That's cool. I liked taking They were the nicest people too. I have a cool question to you. Yes you can interview me, Go ahead. So, now, what was your craziest story beside Mudley crue craziest story. Business in music or in radio? You can decide.

28:47 That's a tough question. I usually asked that question. Actually, So that's funny. Craziest story. Wow, there's so many of them, and there's so many drugs that I have to try and remember them. Here's trucksoda stories. I don't know if this is the craziest story, but this is the one that blew my mind many years later. So I went, you know, the band Armored Saint. How Armored Saint? Yeah, so I was their original merch company at fifteen, like because they didn't have a merch So I'm like, hey, and I was friends with them, Like, hey, can I make T shirts and make pins and tell them at your show and give you fifty percent? They're like sure. So now fast forward forty years. I'm talking to Joey the basis because we're friends, and we're interview and in the interview we're talking about the first merch company.

29:56 He goes, well, I'm going to tell you something you don't know. Have you ever seen the famous picture of Lars holding a guitar at like fifteen. So there's this famous picture He's like fifteen, holding guitar. He's wearing an Armored Saint shirt. Okay, look google it, you'll see the shirt. He goes, that's your shirt. Wow. I'm like, come on, no way, yep. And he still has ITHA and I'm like, fuck, I don't even have anymore. He goes, I don't either. So now fast forward a month later, I'm interviewing his kids that are in a band. Oh okay, and I didn't do it in the interview, but after interview I'm like, Joey told me me this, and they're go like, yeah, that's definitely true. He has a huge closet in the house with everything that he ever had from the very beginning of being in mentality.

30:56 That's absolutely crazy. Right, he has your shirt. That's right. That my shirt that I made. I don't even fucking have anymore. He still has it. I'm going knocking on his fucking door, give me my fucking shirt. But he didn't even pay you. Yeah, where's my five dollars? That's nice. Okay, I have a different question for you. Okay, So what we do? What we have to do that you can get us to the US. Hmmm, visa. I have a hard I have a hard time getting back to the US myself and I live there and I'm a citizen. Shit.

31:37 You know. What happens is I walk into Germany, I just walked in. Nobody asked me anything. I walk into the Netherlands, walk in nothing. I go home. I sit on a line for two hours and the guy's asking me all ten million questions, why are you here? I live here, okay? And what are you doing here? Look at my license? I live here? And then ten million other questions before letting me in my own country. So we have to wait wait here, wait wait wait wait, Now the people in the lines that were from other countries got brought to a fun line and walked right in. Yes, so what you have to do. Let's put it this way.

32:35 If you were to ask President or Resident Rump, that's why I call him Resident Rump, what you would have to ask is you would have if according to him, you'd have to have President Biden again, because apparently, according to all the idiots, he let all the immigrants in and it ruined our country. Somebody forgot that the country started as an immigrant. I don't know, but seriously, get a gig at a festival. That's why I ask you. Danny Wimmer festival. Go to Danny Wimmer. Festivals, Danner festivals.

33:15 Yeah, they're the big festivals. So uh, you live in Florida, right? Yes? So do you have space for like eight people? I do, but there's a cost not money. Now, Okay, so again I'm gonna go with this question. I'm gonna go to my drummer. Fuck you see, he does no more English. Are you into Golden Showers as a taker? As a only from a female. Okay, kid team, so's she's ready. Let's see she does she does understand English, See I do.

33:57 I do that ship too, though. Like I'll be in a l there in my country and people are talking Spanish and I just sit there and then they'll start talking shit about me and I'll answer them and they'll be like, like, you never know. That's why I knew though she was doing certain things. I knew she was full of shit, but she was hot, so I let her be full of shit. So she waited all the time. After we have some like a kind of how do you say it? It's like our Panic panic words, and it's called golden shower. So if she hears golden shower, she's like, yeah, I'm gonna do it. That's so she would be the giver and Marcus would be the taker, and you I just send in the middle. I make photos into videos and then do it. Then I put it on my ownly fence.

34:49 You're in the middle man. I'm on the next movie from chick Ass. He will try it, you know. It was You're right, I know. Yeah, like a picture. I have a picture of him. I do too. Fuck you, I thought I was the only one. Yeah, yeah, come and check it out. And you know I do. I do, like I would let her because I do already have experience with German women. So there you go, so you are experienced. I wouldn't say that. I said I have experience with German Okay, not necessarily experience.

35:33 Yeah, but you don't have experience. If I were Gidty is she married, No, she would knock you out in a minute. That would be fun. I like that. I'm attracted to Latin women. They like to do that. Okay, they punch you in the arm. Yeah, and I laugh and I'm like, I'm turned on, Like you just gave me a heart on. She would sit on your face for like three hours and then you stop talking about and saying, ah, I can't breathe. No, I have a lot of practice with that shit. I got. I got four kids and eight grandkids. Okay, oh my god, I don't read it on my face a lot.

36:14 So I really really really enjoyed this kind of interview because it's so funny. It's so funny, and it's like, from eye to eye, you're a funny guy. I really appreciate. We really appreciate it too. You know, you had your my last interview that we could do it like this because normally I'll do my interviews at festival ten to fifteen minutes. But I was having so much fun and I don't give a fuck, and you bring beautiful women too. I mean, like, it's the best interview of Valkings. We are. We are a little bit sad that you are not drinking, but I think you got your reasons. Are you working, But you are the kind of guy that we would love to spend maybe ten or fourteen days in Florida with.

36:58 Thank you. Yeah, it's not it's no problem for I'll make you a deal. Okay, you can do that. And I actually, uh no, we cannot smuggle cocaine because we got some customs agent here. It's not the eighties, so I don't need the cocaine anymore, but I will. I love fent. Yeah, it's good ship, right, A little fentanyl, a little narcanne. You're good. You're good to go for a whole week. You got See, that's the key, because you can't give yourself the narcandsa just do them both at the same time, fentanyl and at the same time. Your like, fuck, I love that. So what's the part of the deal you started with, I make you a deal. I'll make you a deal.

37:52 I already booked flights and. I live on an island, so you may never get back to Germany. But it's no problem. Uh, okay, here's the deal. You guys can come to my place, but she has to sit on my face the whole fourteen days days. Okay, fourteen days the deal? Yeah, seen, she other SAIDs she understands English. I mean I'll be you know, at the time, I'll be working on you, but no on you. You'll be Yeah.

38:33 I can't just sit there. Yeah, I can't just sit there and do nothing. No giving you orgasms. That's that's a lot of work in fourteen days, fourteen fourteen days? How many or wait give her to how many orgasms can you have in fourteen days? You started it, now I'm finishing it. You need it on and Ben. The question is how much do you can give me in fourteen. Days, however many you want, however many you want.

39:15 After then we need to go married. Yeah, I have no problem with that. I already married twice over that shiite because now I'm a virgin, yes, perfect. I like virgins, wonderful, especially when they're not like illegal virgins. They have to be legal virgins. I have to clarify that. Well with everything that we said, that's what would get me in trouble. Okay, but seriously, like you know, I'll get married out. Give a fuck. I you know we have a deal. Okay, there you go next year. Now Listen.

39:56 That's the thing with women. You have the magical tool. Like if you're sitting on my face for fourteen days, I'm already married for ten. Like, yes, dear, give me more. Okay, see where you see where you fucking did? No, you are the bad guy. I was always the bad guy. I'm the pipe Man. Listen, I have a pipe man only fans. Yeah, but it's not me. I just going through something or yes it is, gonna know. This is what I have actually for real. I do a bit on my show where it's the pipe Man group on. And what you do is you come to the pipe Cave, which is where I live, and you service the pipe Man all night long, and then you serve me breakfast, and then you leave and I do a disc on my show. It's normally one hundred and ninety nine dollars, but if you call in during the show.

41:04 It's ninety nine and I'm Niven came people call into my show, women call into my show to buy this fake group. Of This is one of the most funniest things I've ever heard. Kid you not okay, I'll play you the commercial. I could pull it up after the interview and I'll play it. When you said you live on an island and stuff like that, This is not a fucking Jeffrey Dahma thing, right. No, no, but that, but funny you should bring that up. Yea, this is pipe Man Island. Think, not a Jeffrey Dahma thing. It's a fucking Jeffrey Epstein thing. Well that's true, that might be true, but. I'd love to see Pipemin island. It's funny that you brought up Dahmer because I just said festival a couple months ago. That's across the street from the hotel where Dahmer killed people.

41:54 For real. I guess who I was interviewing with that. That's the backdrop chopped top from Texas jamesaw massacre too. I was in reviewing him and we were talking about Jeffrey Dahmer being behind us. Wow. Yeah, so this is getting one more crazy. So her saying on my face for fourteen days, isn't that crazy. So we just. Wrote our second album and it's gonna come out. Next to you maybe in May. I think something like this, and then we have to write another one. So I think it's something that we can do in like twenty days in Florida, we would be I think twenty days with you would be such a big inspiration.

42:35 Oh yeah, well I have a lot of sharks in the backyard. If you piss me off too. Okay, so I have to go right now. Here. So but that could be a nice thing. We can write a whole album in twenty days. It's not a problem, absolutely, And do you have. Fun and days you have a few with us? Because with gy well, but no, what I thought of is like, now she's got to sit on my face for twenty days. Now, this is what I think. It's called a big deal. You know, people when I go out and do these festivals like this, they were like, oh, you live the dream life. Now it's actually true.

43:16 This is absolutely beautiful. This kind of interview is this is what I needed this weekend. Right, This is the way I finished the day. Right after we played today, it was the first time that I played Vakan and I maybe had like one or two tears that caming down my face because I was like, oh my god, playing fucking for the fuck. And now this interview is like it's like a round thing. So now it's like mission completed. So after we're gonna stay for thirty two days in Florida? Oh good, our problem. How many of those days will I be married? Thirty one? You can thank me later for the thirty two days.

43:57 But listen, you can you guys can just move in if the whole time she's on saying on my face, are you capable of doing that? I know that's why I asked about the marry. But listen, you're the one making the offers. X one B. This is a called anula. What they're going to make a. Nullah Translate that for me. That's fact they on the thing. It's called zeroing. Okay, zeroing. You just crack up a beer and then you drink it out.

44:39 Drink it out. Drake, drink Drake, Drake, Drake, Drake, Drake. He's the winner. I'll look at her. Look did you see how she tips her head back and her throat is going like this. I could tell she's buried and has a lot of practice. What you say? You need to say that out loud. Second beer in twenty minutes. Whoa see, You're gonna be saying on my face a lot sooner than you think.

45:21 So sorry to wrap that up because we need to get new beers and me. Maybe you need to eat something and I readly you smoke my cigarette. Oh my god, eating. Thank you to do that today so much. I'm not kidding. I forgot to eat today. Just do it, smoke. I just wanted to. You know, I smoked marble reds for thirty six years and then I got a heart attack surfing and stopped. But this is you know, I've. Oh French frogs, French frogs, well, yee, French frogs, French frocks, French fucking fox Yeah, French frogs.

46:02 What. Oh no, I'm good. I don't smoke those anymore, but if they're green, I'll smoke them. Oh you need to You really need to meet our pie guy. If he would love him. He should supply me some because I don't he can. Is he? That guy is a gardener? You know who is? Oh, you're gonna meet Paul all right, he's our f h in front of house mixer today. You're gonna love him, dude. He can supply you all the good things. Looks like, can he supply me? Oh? Wait a minute, can he supply me a single woman that's as hot as she is? You're gonna see him, You're gonna know he can do it.

46:52 Okay, good, he's mister handsome. And he's he's doing and the smile he knows, mister smile, and he does the more to combat things. He knows he's in trouble. Now, very nice that you're here with us. We are in an interview with mister pipe Man. Misterman, not mister pipe Man. Had some great conversations with Medley Crewe in the eighties, but you don't remember because of. The drug abuse. Uh. And he's now in a search for Do you have some kind of flowers that you can borrow him? Yes?

47:32 But at the camping side, Oh ship. That's a long why. I'll never find my way back to the car after that. Yeah. So, and the next thing is we're gonna go to Florida next year for thirty days to write the next album. But are you gonna broke the deal? What why because she said she's married. No, she asked you where it's a ring. Oh, She's kind of like, where's my ring? I'm looking at that right Oh oh okay, uh oh Now I can continue hitting on you. So anyway, I'll finish.

48:13 Water is gonna say, as long as you guys stay with me. She's sitting on my face. Yeah, that's the deal. Funny day's trade. And I don't need any of your stuff there because I can go to dispensary there and get it myself, so I can supply you there. That's nice, that's nice. I will I get prescribed it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's medicine. I get prescribed Yeah me too, me too. It's needs to say, is it? Is it? Really? I didn't know that I was afraid that I'd get locked up in concentration camp or something. If I was. Those times are over. I don't know, like with Resident Rumping Office, that's going to be our country now, not Germany, because I know one thing I do know, because I am a Jew, that I'm safer in Germany today than I am in the United States.

49:11 That's very sad, right, that's absolutely said. But you can get you can get some good wat by mail right now? You can order it from the internet. Really yeah here Germany right now? Yea, wow, you guys really are cool. Yeah, we don't tell. You're also allowed to plan free plans. Oh there you go home. Nice. So what happened is like the Dutch government take over Germany. No no, no, no, no, actually don't so, but they really don't do it well in Germany. So they just legalize it but don't get the customers enough.

49:56 Way to get it on a legal way. So the only chance is per. Pharmacy when you get a receipt or when you grow it by yourself. Yeah, the only way. We know. There's a third one, but we don't say load load Yeah. No, that one's not for public use. Yeah. Because but now I'm very excited she's not married. I thought you see, I thought you was. Now you don't talk anymore to us. Uh, now you're going back to her. What was it about that my sitting on my face for thirty days? Right? No? Thirty Yeah, we extended it. Yeah, we extended Wow, as long as with those eyes she could she could see my face forever.

50:37 Thought you were would be more thankful after I say thirty days, it was like, I give you now some dollars under the table over here. Oh listen, you are like my best friend for life. Now, Pipe Man, Hey, very nice to meets you. Now, after all these Shenani games, tell everybody how they can actually reach out to you. Buy your phone, can merge because they can't listen to my show, and let's say, buy your merch check out everything about you. So we have an internet site called nine Millimeter heatshet band dot com. I think so were on Facebook, We're on Spotify, were on YouTube and only fans Instagram.

51:20 So you can reach out to us anywhere. And the shirts that are going to be produced the next one is in Florida because Pipemin has the printer get our shirts. Done so only if she's there KTB. Bedre, So. Keep following us, keep following mister Pipeman and uh the last words, I'm going to give it to my special friend Johnny because he's a radio host from why am I w W T P P P A. He know I'm the especially friend. You only think Pipe I know you, five man, I'd know five man. Listen hedgehots.

52:10 You heard it here first. I'm special. You know what's play about? That it's on my radio show. I do this bit where we have homeless people that stand at the turnpike with these signs, and I'll go into his studio and I'll do my show and I'll say, oh, yeah, I saw the guy like begging for money, so I decided instead to bring him on my show. He's here in the studio with us, and then I will interview him and and I'll ask him, well, why is he out on the turbike. You'd feel your well, I'm married this German girl and she she had on my page for thirty two days. No, I can't talk anymore, and I'm homeless because I ran out of money because of it, because the ring was too expend.

53:16 It's a lack of oxygen right sitting on the Facebook. A month and so all I have to say now is thanks for being here a valking, thanks for being on the Adventures of pipe Man, and thanks for sitting on my face. Thank you for listening to the Adventures of pipe Man. I'm w for CUI Radio.