National Rum Day! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 8.15.26)

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Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Is this more of the, you

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know, room sound? Is this more appropriate? Mm

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-hmm. Am I not yelling as much? Mm. Mm. And now,

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back to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's

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Hot 97. All kids out of the pool for adult swim.

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All kids out. begins now. Loud. Rude. Aggressive.

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And those are his good qualities. A sick person

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with a powerful tool. On three. You ready? One,

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two, three, go. Welcome to Door is closing. Hi,

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this is Ryan Hoppy's mom, and you're listening

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to Hoppy Hour. Welcome back to Hoppy Hour with

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Ryan Hoppy. Yes, now. Yes. No, no, no, no. If

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I hit this button, boom, the whole program's

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going to start. Okay, we'll hit it. All right.

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The semen was so big. Now there's something completely

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different. It's not lacking any meat. And that's

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what real women need. That's it. Bushing. Stop

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cussing. Hoppy Hour starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy.

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Hoppy. Hoppy. This is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy.

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Oh, yeah. Hi. Oh, man. I look at this list here

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of all the topics you have to talk about today.

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And look at how sunny it is for once in Florida.

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It's 11 .20 a .m. I need to go to the coffee

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house, get a hot ass wine, take her home, go

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to my pool. But no, I'm here. Only a few days

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a week. I'm here though, rocking you like a hurricane.

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That's what I do. You didn't believe it. It's

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already Saturday. Even though if you're listening

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in Fresno on Monday, it's Monday morning, so

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it's probably confusing. Oh, whatever! You're

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alive! You could be listening to this in 2187,

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and I've been dead for 100 years. Mm -hmm. Hi,

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this is, what, 2026 on the line. Bunch of people

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not appreciating being alive. And a business

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of radio that self -sabotages itself. Why can

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I say that? Because I've self -sabotaged my whole

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life. Mm -hmm. You know what I'm curious about?

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Why do they call when something's boring, something's

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vanilla? I don't know about you, but the sensation

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that, you know, goes on my tongue when I have

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vanilla ice cream. Mm -hmm. Oh, yeah, it's pretty

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good. I get pretty happy. I'm not like, oh, it's

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so vanilla. Mm -hmm. I don't know. I was laying

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in bed last night. By the way, that's not how

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to have two trillies. It's the early 30s when

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you have a stomachache from drinking at like

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one in the morning. And you're just laying in

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your bed like, ah, I'm getting sober. And I don't

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feel good. Mm -hmm. Oh, goody. Oh, goody gumdrops.

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Oh, it's so exciting to think about getting old.

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Man, I don't even know where to begin. We got

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Killing the Claw, we got Luigi, we got Callie

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Ripa, we got, all right, let's just go through

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a few of these Instagram clips. Actually, I'm

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so indecisive, we'll do this. Today on TMZ, okay.

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There is a Trump -ish connection. There's always

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a connection to Trump. He's a pretty famous guy.

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We all know who he is. I don't think there's

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ever been somebody else that lived under a rock.

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And even under the rock, they were watching The

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Apprentice. Everyone knows who Trump is. To the

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new owner of the Lakers. Oh, yeah. The Lakers

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are being owned by the guy that ruined Disney.

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Yippee -ki -yay. The Lakers have sold for $12

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.5 billion to Bob Iger and Josh Kushner. Oh,

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yeah. Josh just looks like a douchebag. Why?

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Because he probably is. He was the younger brother

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of Donald Trump's son -in -law, Jared Kushner.

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Oh, yeah. Yeah, they were on train. The girls

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just going wild. Where's the Kushners? Where's

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Seth? I don't understand $12 billion because

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they didn't do well. Make the Lakers great again.

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AOC is on the market and clavicular is shooting.

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Oh yeah, she is so freaking hot. I love when

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stupid MAGA is like, saying stupid MAGA is like

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saying saltine cracker. Like you expect the word

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stupid in front of MAGA. But they're always like,

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oh, my God, she's not that. No, no, no. If you

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had AOC on your freaking lap, you're going to

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work, dude. I'll marry her. I can fix her. I

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can fix her. These are two polar opposite people.

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That would be amazing if she banged on a clavicular.

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Where's Strava? The saying, opposites attract.

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They're both good looking, and she's leading

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the pack in the day. Oh, yeah. Democrat party

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for a president. I would love to see AOC as president

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and Clavicular as first man of the United States.

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Oh, my God. Wow. That's so funny. The goth baddie

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from the Drake speed dating stream, he said,

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Oh, my God. This freaking girl. I would plow

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her. I would just absolutely not even. Buy you

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anything in the world. Did you buy my mom a house?

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Oh, yeah. I'd love to. We spoke with her. God,

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is she freaking hot. She's like, Mom, I might

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have to give a few mouth hugs, but you're getting

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a house. And he is going to buy her mom a house.

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You literally said, just send me the listing.

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You have to put out, though, for the house. Oh,

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yeah. Oh, yeah. She's going to have to really

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put up. Justin Trudeau is in Italy holding Katy

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Perry's purse. To be fair, this was at the airport.

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If there's one place where you do carry a bag,

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it's the airport. All right, it's worth a little

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improvisation a second. Leave the improv to me.

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That's why I'm here two days a week. I'm so talented.

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RyanHoppyRadio .com The hour will be right back.

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You probably had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're

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going outside, all I smell is poop. We also need

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to be affectionate. And you can see that with

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Barack and Michelle as well. They do a lot of

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touching, kissing, even fisting. Yeah, and we'll

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call it a day. The semen was so big. It's not

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lacking any meat. And that's what real women

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need. Stop cussing. It looks like you went and

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got a job. Not on the iPad screen, whatever the

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case might be in your hand and a sock and a whatever.

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Like, thank you. But also, I would love to be

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getting railed. But as a reminder, if you don't

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feel like listening to this next song, you can

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skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes

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pride in his selection. So stick around, folks.

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where we press no. Copy hour will be right back.

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Oh, yes, it is, you know. The thing that isn't

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known is the weekend. Oh, she's listening on

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Monday. It's confusing. It's Everyday My Weekend

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by T .J. Young. Every day my weekend, every day

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my weekend, we gon' ball, we gon' ball today.

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They my weekend, hoes, I be freaking You blame

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it, make it rain, but drop, leave your leak,

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okay Nigga, I'm just light -skinned, I ain't

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Puerto Rican Michael Jackson, peace it, my ice

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to rock is Christmas Put it, I'm amazing, come

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out with Cartesian Bitch, I'm the boss, so they

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think that I'm a rabid Yeah, I'm token like the

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Taliban, tools from my garage, man My car sit

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so high, don't stop, no, bitch, I land And all

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this ain't juice, man, but I'm on that juice,

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man Give me five We'll be right back. Jockin'

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like a motherfucker, 13 we get pure Bottle poppin'

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like a motherfucker Friday we get bigger and

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you know I fuck with butch Overdosen' on the

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strong, rollin' quarters of the bitch Club Miami

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Saturday, girls the baddest in my book I just

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won't write on end why you lame niggas look big

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Even on a Sunday, I don't take a day. Y 'all

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was clubbing in the station. And my nigga, you

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ain't alone. You can see the insides. First,

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they take they shirt off. Second, when they hear

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our songs, then they take they shirt off. Third,

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she don't serve us. Mouse stick her tongue out.

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Four hours later, fuck us all. I was like, wow.

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Y 'all got milk money. Bitch, nigga, I'm a cash

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cow. Every day, my weekend, living life on a

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fad. Every day, my weekend. Ah, James. 856 -49

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-HOPPY. It's 856 -5 -6 -7 -3. You can tweet at

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me. I'm just kidding. Ryan Hoppy Radio, gmail

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.com. I found out that people were hearing me

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through the wall at work when I was recording

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during the night. And I don't have embarrassment

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per se, but it's definitely like, oh, this moment

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is getting real comfortable. God, Javi, shut

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up. Shut up, Javi. You're right. You're talented,

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okay? Ah, it's gone here. Brooke's narrator was

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posing topless in Capri. The thing is, it's her

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topless back. Unless I can see the flawed nipple,

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that ain't topless and that ain't a wardrobe

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malfunction. I'm a 2000s elementary school kid.

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When I hear wardrobe malfunction, I'm seeing

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Janet Jackson's nipple. Unless it's that, I don't

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approve. Selena Gomez and her mother are being

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sued for defrauding investors. I think this is

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one of those. They didn't know what they were

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endorsing. So I think they got in trouble. Oh,

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Christina P. The estranged, annoying broad of

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a life. We have the clip later of she's doing

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a dating show to find a guy. Ah, so. As much

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as I'm not the biggest fan of Tom Segura or Bert

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Kreischer or any of those broke comedians, she's

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a loser! There we go. I feel better. Really?

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Right after being with a guy for at least a quarter

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century, you're already back on the market? I

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mean, it's one thing to be at the bar on the

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prowl trying to get a little quick bangin'. If

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you're doing a dating show, man, Tom Segura's

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better off! so much better off you're for the

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streets not for not for us not at all not at

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all gotta be careful out there nothing's worse

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than when you have what is it not serotonin there's

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a certain there's like a dopamine or some word

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of when you bond with somebody when you're in

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a relationship and your brain sees what you want

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them to see Because when all the confetti of

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sex is done, you got to hang out with the person.

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You ever think about that? All relationships

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begin on pound town. Oh, it's great. And then

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a lot of times, it ends with disgust. Because

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when you're not having sex, you don't want to

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be around the person. Why can I say that? But

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I've been on both ends. But not... Not with the

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strap on. Not like that, but then, you know what

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I mean? It's all about, like, I've been a part

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of the love. You know. You got it. You know what

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I'm putting out there. Oh, yeah. Exhibit claims

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he has settled custody issues with his ex -wife.

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Oh, that's good. I was so worried. But now that

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I know that he's finished, that he's fixed issues

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with his wife, my life will now forever be better.

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I can now go on with my day. Jenna Jameson's

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marriage to Jessica Lawless was an old. No, not

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Keith Lawless. I'm kidding. No, but I bet being

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married to Jenna Jameson is the absolute worst.

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Probably never shuts up. So I never knew this

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was. I've seen this on the market. buy booze

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occasionally like last night and I've seen the

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unwell drinks they are Alex Cooper's beverage

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empire Alex Cooper of call her daddy is drying

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up her drink brand is shutting down less than

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a year after hitting shelves they were they were

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packed with electrolytes the unwell hydration

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was packed with electrolytes vitamins and caffeine

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I believe I've seen it next to like the other

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lesser expensive Pedialyte options. I feel like

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the reason you would buy the unwell drink is

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you're like, oh my god! I heard about it on Call

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Her Daddy. It's the female equivalent of when

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a guy buys like breathing salts from Joe Rogan

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and he's like, I saw Rogan do it, man! Those

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are great. But I saw Rogan do it, man! Those

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are like insane. Those are out of the world!

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Courtney Clanny, threatened and shoved by her

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inmates in prison for murdering her boyfriend.

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She should be, you know, scolded for making bad

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OnlyFans. You have one job. Good camera angle.

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Taylor Frankie Paul's ex -husband. Ex -husband

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Tate is asking court to unseal drug test results.

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Oh yeah, he knows that broad's coked up. He knows

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she's out of her mind. Alleged Tupac killer is

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not afraid to go to trial. Oh yeah. Oh, let's

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see. By Jennifer Lopez. Lopez loves this story.

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Matthew McConaughey supposedly brought her up.

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Did you know you can play - Wait, let me hear

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this pop -up. Keyboard? No, not that keyboard.

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This one. Oh, yeah, keyboard. Not the real one.

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This is Suno's new musical keyboard. That's good.

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If you're the kind of person who would rather

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play the melody in your head than try to explain

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- God, anybody that's an actual pianist has to

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be pissed. Keyboard. That Suno has a keyboard

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for your MacBook. Z and X to move between octaves,

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and C and V to adjust - What? All right, here

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is Matthew McConaughey talking about J -Lo. Wedding

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planner got me out of a major, major mess up

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in Mexico one time. Give it to me. I pull in

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one late night and I'm crossing. Man, he could

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tell any story. He sounds cool as hell. All right,

00:21:01.420 --> 00:21:05.920
all right, all right. I keep getting older. We're

00:21:05.920 --> 00:21:07.980
going way down south and I get pulled over and

00:21:07.980 --> 00:21:11.059
it's one of those pullovers where they noticed

00:21:11.059 --> 00:21:14.950
me. Gringo in the truck, nice truck. This is

00:21:14.950 --> 00:21:17.009
that dress down. And I'm like, oh, geez, get

00:21:17.009 --> 00:21:21.650
the wallet out. Here we go. And it was going

00:21:21.650 --> 00:21:27.049
down. And then I brought up, you guys know Jennifer

00:21:27.049 --> 00:21:31.930
Lopez? I'm like, uh. And I was like, ever see

00:21:31.930 --> 00:21:35.210
Wedding Planner? My guy. And I was like, huh?

00:21:35.930 --> 00:21:40.480
Huh? Yeah, it was me. Like, oh. And they went

00:21:40.480 --> 00:21:42.220
off and we ended up taking pictures together

00:21:42.220 --> 00:21:45.019
and they let me go. That's got to be nice. Cops

00:21:45.019 --> 00:21:47.359
don't like me because I think they're douchebags.

00:21:53.619 --> 00:21:59.059
Tiger's being accused of using AI in his music.

00:21:59.640 --> 00:22:03.019
I'm going to be honest with you. About 50 % of

00:22:03.019 --> 00:22:05.579
the... Oh, here's the Suno guy again. They're

00:22:05.579 --> 00:22:07.460
talking about AI music, and then he got the AI

00:22:07.460 --> 00:22:12.859
keyboard. It's one. Oh, we're screwed. We should

00:22:12.859 --> 00:22:17.240
just say, you know, going into this, that Pitchfork

00:22:17.240 --> 00:22:20.000
gave you a zero out of... Well, Pitchfork's a

00:22:20.000 --> 00:22:22.960
bunch of bitches, dude. It is a bunch of uptight

00:22:22.960 --> 00:22:27.559
asswipes. Did you know you... Oh, we have a problem.

00:22:27.599 --> 00:22:32.640
The page froze. DMZ has so many pop -ups right

00:22:32.640 --> 00:22:35.380
here. The devil uses a pitchfork. That's all

00:22:35.380 --> 00:22:37.740
I know. What do you think of the AI controversy

00:22:37.740 --> 00:22:40.000
generally? Because there are some, look, there

00:22:40.000 --> 00:22:42.140
are some people saying you shouldn't do it. Well,

00:22:42.160 --> 00:22:44.859
the context is, well, unfortunately for Gen Z,

00:22:44.900 --> 00:22:49.460
they can't read. So nobody reads, you know what

00:22:49.460 --> 00:22:53.940
I mean? And what I said was, I used AI -assisted

00:22:53.940 --> 00:22:56.559
things in the production. I said, all the vocals

00:22:56.559 --> 00:23:00.500
are me. I wrote all the songs. When it comes

00:23:00.500 --> 00:23:02.880
to the 80 cents and some of the guitar solos,

00:23:02.880 --> 00:23:07.339
yes, I used AI for that, but I didn't make a

00:23:07.339 --> 00:23:12.420
full AI album. Yeah, bro, it was dumb. What I

00:23:12.420 --> 00:23:14.079
did, I was in the studio three months working

00:23:14.079 --> 00:23:17.220
on this. There you go. I mean, if it's going

00:23:17.220 --> 00:23:23.700
to be around, why not use it? Oh, yeah. Lori

00:23:23.700 --> 00:23:26.720
Harvey was looking like a hot piece of ass on

00:23:26.720 --> 00:23:34.279
the bed. Which means... No, it's not 2009. You're

00:23:34.279 --> 00:23:44.869
getting driven to school. Her father's got the

00:23:44.869 --> 00:23:56.549
best radio show intro ever. Such a hot piece

00:23:56.549 --> 00:24:01.549
of ass his daughter is. I will upload that to

00:24:01.549 --> 00:24:11.789
RyanHobbyRadio .com. I remember the cold Chicago

00:24:11.789 --> 00:24:15.730
winters. My mom's got the car running. Warm it

00:24:15.730 --> 00:24:24.490
up. It's Steve Harvey. On V103 Chicago. Keeping

00:24:24.490 --> 00:24:28.789
us company. That's Steve Harvey. You got to say

00:24:28.789 --> 00:24:40.119
it like that. Steve Harvey. Ah, Steve. I love

00:24:40.119 --> 00:24:54.539
my Steve. Do your thing, daddy. Do your thing,

00:24:54.599 --> 00:25:02.940
daddy. I need a reason to play this, you know.

00:25:03.339 --> 00:25:12.160
I'll never turn down a chance. Turn around and

00:25:12.160 --> 00:25:25.420
lower your heart. Let's gutter. Come on. Do your

00:25:25.420 --> 00:25:30.000
thing. Oh, yeah. I sure will. Good morning, everybody.

00:25:30.380 --> 00:25:33.640
You're listening to The Voice. Come on, dig me

00:25:33.640 --> 00:25:36.259
now. On and on, it's Steve Harvey. I got a radio

00:25:36.259 --> 00:25:39.200
show. I got a radio show. That was cool on my

00:25:39.200 --> 00:25:45.200
2009 set. No, no, it cares. 98 % of people listen

00:25:45.200 --> 00:25:52.119
to the radio. Oh, yeah, totally. We got that

00:25:52.119 --> 00:25:57.519
hot -ass pinky chew, girl. The stupid McAfee

00:25:57.519 --> 00:26:01.380
ad keeps popping up on TFZ. Just trying to watch

00:26:01.380 --> 00:26:06.839
this trash. What's going on with the world? TMZ

00:26:06.839 --> 00:26:08.900
keeps getting struck with the stupid pop -ups.

00:26:10.480 --> 00:26:13.720
This is a very straight show today. I'm in a

00:26:13.720 --> 00:26:15.759
little bit of a mood. I don't even need to tell.

00:26:19.460 --> 00:26:23.059
I'm, you know, I'm waiting for this video to

00:26:23.059 --> 00:26:26.640
clock down. Because whenever you go to TMZ .com,

00:26:26.700 --> 00:26:29.450
all of a sudden, the Macfeasts. things like,

00:26:29.490 --> 00:26:31.170
oh, we're just going to take you to another site

00:26:31.170 --> 00:26:33.490
right while you're recording a podcast. Trying

00:26:33.490 --> 00:26:37.029
to sound structured. Trying to sound chaotic

00:26:37.029 --> 00:26:41.789
in an organized world. Jesus Christ. All right.

00:26:41.990 --> 00:26:43.990
Here's Pinky 2 talking about their Drake dating

00:26:43.990 --> 00:26:49.569
show. Sorry. Here we go. Reached out to you,

00:26:49.630 --> 00:26:53.430
like slid in your DMs. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God.

00:26:53.529 --> 00:26:57.869
So I'm not going to say who. They're pretty.

00:26:58.380 --> 00:27:02.259
They're pretty massive. Oh, yeah. Definitely

00:27:02.259 --> 00:27:06.059
not Shaq. I kid you not sent me an audio recording

00:27:06.059 --> 00:27:11.640
of them barking. Really? Are you able to say

00:27:11.640 --> 00:27:13.619
like what? You don't have to say who it is, but

00:27:13.619 --> 00:27:20.180
are you able to? I was like, this has got to

00:27:20.180 --> 00:27:25.799
be a joke. He's appreciating. She's a loyal one,

00:27:25.839 --> 00:27:27.809
by the way. She's not like one of those college

00:27:27.809 --> 00:27:29.710
-age and broads that talks about who's in her

00:27:29.710 --> 00:27:35.529
DM. She ain't saying who. She's a good gal. Are

00:27:35.529 --> 00:27:37.430
you able to say, are they an athlete or are they

00:27:37.430 --> 00:27:41.049
a musician? They're a huge musician. Are you

00:27:41.049 --> 00:27:43.930
in a relationship? If so, I didn't know if your

00:27:43.930 --> 00:27:45.750
boyfriend would feel a certain type of way about

00:27:45.750 --> 00:27:48.529
you going. No, no. No relationship? Oh, yeah,

00:27:48.589 --> 00:27:55.759
even better. Let's go to work. Right now. I don't

00:27:55.759 --> 00:27:59.559
have time. I think I'm very busy. I don't know

00:27:59.559 --> 00:28:01.140
if she'd be girlfriend material. She'd be good

00:28:01.140 --> 00:28:06.660
friends with that if it's situation. Ship. Misoriented.

00:28:07.559 --> 00:28:11.700
Like very like career focused. God, you're freaking

00:28:11.700 --> 00:28:15.259
hot though. Unbelievable. And. Those black lips.

00:28:15.460 --> 00:28:18.160
Oh yeah. I just like. I'll paint them white.

00:28:18.299 --> 00:28:20.920
I think. Before this, I started doing social

00:28:20.920 --> 00:28:22.819
media. I think it's just kind of hard for me

00:28:22.819 --> 00:28:25.559
to find. You know what's funny about hot ass

00:28:25.559 --> 00:28:30.180
girls? You know what's hilarious about hot ass

00:28:30.180 --> 00:28:33.740
girls? Is when they get real. So this right here,

00:28:33.819 --> 00:28:36.839
her talking is like a minute in. Listen to how

00:28:36.839 --> 00:28:42.119
goofy she is at like 26 seconds. So she starts

00:28:42.119 --> 00:28:47.539
out all silly and goofy. And then when it starts

00:28:47.539 --> 00:28:51.079
talking about like... The reality of life. All

00:28:51.079 --> 00:28:54.640
of a sudden, she's a little more serious. Somebody

00:28:54.640 --> 00:28:58.660
and I just. That is her waking up like, I can

00:28:58.660 --> 00:29:02.799
only do this for so long. I don't know how I

00:29:02.799 --> 00:29:07.980
noticed that. But I did. That picture, we talked

00:29:07.980 --> 00:29:14.460
about Laurie Harvey. You know, she likes to put

00:29:14.460 --> 00:29:18.480
up. She is now on the front page of RyanHobbyRadio

00:29:18.480 --> 00:29:21.680
.com. If you go there and you hang out and you

00:29:21.680 --> 00:29:24.640
tell everybody about it, I'll get a website to

00:29:24.640 --> 00:29:28.819
use and then I'll get paid. What would you do

00:29:28.819 --> 00:29:32.660
to Lori Harvey? Would it be a long time? Would

00:29:32.660 --> 00:29:38.519
you last a minute? That's the problem. If I'm

00:29:38.519 --> 00:29:40.000
going to be so in the zone, I'm going to have

00:29:40.000 --> 00:29:47.460
to go to full pound town. Things to think about.

00:29:48.240 --> 00:29:51.079
All right, here we go. We talked about this earlier.

00:29:53.359 --> 00:29:58.700
Christina P is doing The Dating Show. Come shoot

00:29:58.700 --> 00:30:02.900
your shot at me, comedians. Yeah, I think Tom

00:30:02.900 --> 00:30:09.890
dodged a bullet. she's a bust down and let's

00:30:09.890 --> 00:30:14.430
be honest out of all the women in comedy Nikki

00:30:14.430 --> 00:30:17.329
Glaser even Amy Schumer's funny Christina P's

00:30:17.329 --> 00:30:22.970
never been funny it's not funny your name could

00:30:22.970 --> 00:30:25.430
be Christina P Christina Y it doesn't matter

00:30:25.430 --> 00:30:28.910
you're not funny Tom is and it takes a lot out

00:30:28.910 --> 00:30:33.009
of me to say that douche is funny uh Wiz Khalifa

00:30:33.009 --> 00:30:37.309
reacts to Drake barking at Goth Batty. He didn't

00:30:37.309 --> 00:30:39.849
lose all his aura. I ain't going crazy about

00:30:39.849 --> 00:30:42.890
Drake barking like a dog. I ain't see it yet.

00:30:43.029 --> 00:30:45.990
I'm about to look it up. I got to watch. Let

00:30:45.990 --> 00:30:54.289
me see if this is bad. Oh, man. Interesting.

00:30:55.490 --> 00:30:58.250
God, you know, I just I got to be careful on

00:30:58.250 --> 00:31:01.539
someone. Oh, here's Doja Cat, the dumb broad,

00:31:01.700 --> 00:31:06.339
saying that Tyga did an AI album. Nobody asked

00:31:06.339 --> 00:31:08.960
me anything about Tyga. Yeah, no one ever asked

00:31:08.960 --> 00:31:13.019
you anything. You're annoying. You got undiagnosed

00:31:13.019 --> 00:31:15.039
borderline personality disorder, and you're an

00:31:15.039 --> 00:31:17.359
annoying broad. I felt like saying this. Tyga

00:31:17.359 --> 00:31:20.079
is a penis for making an AI album. Oh, yeah.

00:31:21.220 --> 00:31:25.079
You know, she's sticking to that penis. All right,

00:31:25.099 --> 00:31:27.420
let's go over this button. You know, she's going

00:31:27.420 --> 00:31:30.200
to end up using AI. A lot of times when it's

00:31:30.200 --> 00:31:34.700
like, do as I say, now does that do? The person

00:31:34.700 --> 00:31:39.880
gets caught. Oops, I did it again. I played with

00:31:39.880 --> 00:31:44.859
your heart. Navia snapped on Blueface for bringing

00:31:44.859 --> 00:31:49.240
up her shelter baby days. She was mad mad. When

00:31:49.240 --> 00:31:51.259
you first met me, I'd never been in a shelter.

00:31:51.680 --> 00:31:54.420
I'd never been in a shelter. Yeah, you probably

00:31:54.420 --> 00:31:57.799
were in a shelter. It's okay. You want to hear

00:31:57.799 --> 00:32:00.160
what will get you laid 99 % of the time? All

00:32:00.160 --> 00:32:02.339
right, this is actually kind of fucked up. I

00:32:02.339 --> 00:32:04.200
shouldn't share this because it will for sure

00:32:04.200 --> 00:32:06.579
get you laid every single time. I got to fart

00:32:06.579 --> 00:32:12.279
real quick. Ah, there we go. Delightful. Smells

00:32:12.279 --> 00:32:17.400
great too. All right, back to this clip. And

00:32:17.400 --> 00:32:20.859
women, I'm sorry for sharing this, but the guys

00:32:20.859 --> 00:32:23.869
need to know. Guys, if you could just heal the

00:32:23.869 --> 00:32:25.890
blocks that are keeping you from being confident

00:32:25.890 --> 00:32:29.029
with women, keeping you from getting success

00:32:29.029 --> 00:32:31.809
in... I do, but it's when I meet them on an app.

00:32:31.890 --> 00:32:35.910
I do not have the game to come up to a broad

00:32:35.910 --> 00:32:39.789
in person and be like... I also am not calling

00:32:39.789 --> 00:32:43.829
them a broad in person. I actually don't want

00:32:43.829 --> 00:32:46.269
them to know about my podcast until after they've

00:32:46.269 --> 00:32:50.180
met me. You know the amount of women that have

00:32:50.180 --> 00:32:52.960
unfriended me because of this show? In your career,

00:32:52.980 --> 00:32:56.420
or wealth, and stopping you from being able to

00:32:56.420 --> 00:32:59.460
be vulnerable in relationships with women? Mmm,

00:32:59.660 --> 00:33:05.880
fuck, daddy, you'd be unstoppable. Alright, you're

00:33:05.880 --> 00:33:08.990
talking me up, boo. This is psychotic of me talking

00:33:08.990 --> 00:33:13.910
to a clip. Men, girls will not lose interest

00:33:13.910 --> 00:33:17.269
in you if you do this one thing. This is Grace,

00:33:17.470 --> 00:33:24.029
girl. Grace. Pleasure. We call her Gracie Pleasure.

00:33:24.509 --> 00:33:27.089
and if you struggle to get past the talking stages

00:33:27.089 --> 00:33:29.750
with it yeah and click the link in my bio right

00:33:29.750 --> 00:33:31.890
girl you might want to hit that follow button

00:33:31.890 --> 00:33:36.250
so that you can i told you again if your content's

00:33:36.250 --> 00:33:39.309
compelling you don't have to toss you the link

00:33:39.309 --> 00:33:43.500
in the bio Hmm. You can see more videos like

00:33:43.500 --> 00:33:46.519
this. The number one thing that will keep women

00:33:46.519 --> 00:33:50.359
from losing interest in you is being unbothered.

00:33:50.359 --> 00:33:53.240
Yeah, you can't let them bother. In the early

00:33:53.240 --> 00:33:55.839
stages of dating someone, things are naturally

00:33:55.839 --> 00:33:58.940
going to feel inconsistent. It might feel like

00:33:58.940 --> 00:34:02.079
she's super interested and super consistent at

00:34:02.079 --> 00:34:04.880
the start, but there is always a point. Yeah,

00:34:04.880 --> 00:34:06.859
where you think you're starting to lose them.

00:34:06.960 --> 00:34:08.920
Where you think they're banging on another dude.

00:34:09.199 --> 00:34:12.239
Where things taper off a bit. That's not always

00:34:12.239 --> 00:34:14.739
because she's losing interest or that she's trying

00:34:14.739 --> 00:34:18.280
to play games. It's simply because she's trying

00:34:18.280 --> 00:34:23.219
to figure things out. Oh, yeah. And she's super

00:34:23.219 --> 00:34:27.980
complicated with daddy issues. Just like you

00:34:27.980 --> 00:34:30.900
are. And in those little shifts is where guys

00:34:30.900 --> 00:34:35.639
mess up. All right, I'll figure it out. They

00:34:35.639 --> 00:34:37.559
need to put in some effort, too. Where are the

00:34:37.559 --> 00:34:42.449
kegs? I think. Unless there's no Kings protest,

00:34:42.610 --> 00:34:44.550
then I don't really, I mean, don't care anymore.

00:34:45.210 --> 00:34:48.030
There haven't been any of those recently. Because

00:34:48.030 --> 00:34:51.650
they're pointless. Even if they're true. All

00:34:51.650 --> 00:34:55.389
right. Why don't we go here? Jebediah, Biola

00:34:55.389 --> 00:34:57.989
says to Jimmy, go. Guys, I wouldn't even, and

00:34:57.989 --> 00:34:59.590
I know it's hard because a girl walks into the

00:34:59.590 --> 00:35:01.329
gym half naked and your eye just naturally goes,

00:35:01.429 --> 00:35:04.650
whoa, you know. Oh yeah, whoa, I mean, suck me

00:35:04.650 --> 00:35:07.869
off. I know it's hard. I would work overtime

00:35:07.869 --> 00:35:11.320
to not even give them a second. Yeah, you don't

00:35:11.320 --> 00:35:14.159
want to give them any. Because girls at the gym

00:35:14.159 --> 00:35:17.599
know that everyone's looking. They're aware that

00:35:17.599 --> 00:35:20.340
everyone's checking out their nice tight ends.

00:35:22.340 --> 00:35:27.079
They're aware. Ray J said he lied about his body

00:35:27.079 --> 00:35:30.579
count. I'm almost sinning, girls. I'm almost

00:35:30.579 --> 00:35:33.940
like burnt out. I'm like sinning. What are you

00:35:33.940 --> 00:35:37.659
saying? You're turning into Kanye. Girls, outside,

00:35:37.940 --> 00:35:42.489
out. Is he going to sound like Kanye? All right,

00:35:42.489 --> 00:35:47.010
let's come up, brothers, to Kanye. Hello. You

00:35:47.010 --> 00:35:51.010
know, it's all right. I don't have to be up with

00:35:51.010 --> 00:35:58.469
so many bitches to where I'm just like. I don't

00:35:58.469 --> 00:36:00.409
really like, you know what I'm saying? I'd be

00:36:00.409 --> 00:36:02.730
like, I'd fuck with like, you know what I'm saying?

00:36:26.160 --> 00:36:32.750
Oh, yeah. Mm -hmm. Let's see here. Here's Wiz

00:36:32.750 --> 00:36:35.570
Khalifa talking about social media. Nowadays,

00:36:35.909 --> 00:36:39.710
you can go online and see everything, bro. They

00:36:39.710 --> 00:36:41.050
can see you. I don't think I can play that because

00:36:41.050 --> 00:36:42.769
of the music, but it sounds like a good show.

00:36:42.829 --> 00:36:45.110
I'm going to have to check it out. Wiz Khalifa

00:36:45.110 --> 00:36:48.010
doing a radio show more like a stream, but sounds

00:36:48.010 --> 00:36:50.789
like what? I'm down for that. I'm down to hang

00:36:50.789 --> 00:36:58.849
on. Here's Big Weech. Big Weech. No. Big Meech.

00:36:59.159 --> 00:37:03.539
Saying women have it hard. The temptation is

00:37:03.539 --> 00:37:06.719
crazy. One of your friends want to fuck him,

00:37:06.719 --> 00:37:10.500
if not two or three of them. This guy's a murderer.

00:37:18.380 --> 00:37:20.639
Barbershop talk because they're shaving his head.

00:37:22.179 --> 00:37:27.230
Literal barbershop talk. Cardi B, thanks. Thanks,

00:37:27.530 --> 00:37:30.170
Old Navy, for a full circle moment. I just want

00:37:30.170 --> 00:37:32.630
to say thank you, Old Navy, for holding me down

00:37:32.630 --> 00:37:34.210
in high school. You know, I used to steal from

00:37:34.210 --> 00:37:41.730
you guys all the time. So it's just such a full

00:37:41.730 --> 00:37:43.409
circle moment. They're like, I'm an ambassador.

00:37:50.480 --> 00:37:52.679
Once a show, we have something really stupid

00:37:52.679 --> 00:37:54.539
that makes me cry laughing, and this is that.

00:37:54.699 --> 00:38:10.619
I swear this is TMZ. This is not AI. Yeah, you

00:38:10.619 --> 00:38:17.920
know there's someone who you're having. Can you

00:38:17.920 --> 00:38:21.280
imagine if I said this? Just said kind of a double

00:38:21.280 --> 00:38:24.579
standard. And then look at God. Look at God.

00:38:25.059 --> 00:38:28.900
Full circle. Full circle moment. And another

00:38:28.900 --> 00:38:30.920
thing, right? Because I've been seeing a lot

00:38:30.920 --> 00:38:33.139
of y 'all talk about like, it's like, you don't

00:38:33.139 --> 00:38:35.460
wear old navy jeans or you don't wear this. Y

00:38:35.460 --> 00:38:40.019
'all need to understand, right? Like a BBL. All

00:38:40.019 --> 00:38:44.030
right, man. God, she must just be annoying to

00:38:44.030 --> 00:38:47.449
like just live with. Because I want to turn off

00:38:47.449 --> 00:38:49.690
the videos when she's talking. I'm sure she would

00:38:49.690 --> 00:38:58.010
love me. Here's a recently, here's a story from

00:38:58.010 --> 00:39:04.190
Call Her Daddy. Do we think a dad? Would be like

00:39:04.190 --> 00:39:07.329
a good fuck? Or is he going to be lazy? I fucked

00:39:07.329 --> 00:39:13.730
a dad before. Oh, yeah. What an annoying hag.

00:39:13.849 --> 00:39:20.289
Shut up. It's Brittany around her scene. She's

00:39:20.289 --> 00:39:22.230
done with dating. I promise you I don't care.

00:39:22.710 --> 00:39:24.590
I don't care at this point about getting married.

00:39:24.650 --> 00:39:25.809
I do not care about being in a relationship.

00:39:25.909 --> 00:39:29.159
I do not care. I don't give a fuck. You've been

00:39:29.159 --> 00:39:34.360
with James Todd and Drake, Chris Brown, PJ Washington.

00:39:34.739 --> 00:39:38.519
You've had it all. I don't. That was just the

00:39:38.519 --> 00:39:41.079
first night. I really don't. My whole life I've

00:39:41.079 --> 00:39:43.940
been male -centered. There's just no place for

00:39:43.940 --> 00:39:49.159
that right now. It's really not. It's not even

00:39:49.159 --> 00:39:51.320
the last thing on my list. It's not on my list

00:39:51.320 --> 00:39:54.460
at this point. Yeah, girls say that when they're

00:39:54.460 --> 00:39:57.079
just kind of embarrassed about their body count.

00:39:59.280 --> 00:40:02.639
But then they start kind of getting a little

00:40:02.639 --> 00:40:06.239
horny. And I'm like, you know what? Fine. Fine.

00:40:06.579 --> 00:40:12.679
Fine. Navea walked off stream after Blueface

00:40:12.679 --> 00:40:15.199
accidentally called her Christian. Appreciate

00:40:15.199 --> 00:40:18.260
you, Procrastinor. Shout out to Blue Loves Christian

00:40:18.260 --> 00:40:23.380
for the five gifts. He has a sociopath. She does

00:40:23.380 --> 00:40:26.599
not look like she approved of that. And here

00:40:26.599 --> 00:40:28.860
she is farting. She wonders why he's cheating

00:40:28.860 --> 00:40:30.619
on him and then she's like farting in front of

00:40:30.619 --> 00:40:38.119
him. Oh my God. You stinky booty ass little girl.

00:40:38.380 --> 00:40:41.639
That was you. Get your fucking nasty ass up out

00:40:41.639 --> 00:40:45.960
this bed. She's a little too gross. She gets

00:40:45.960 --> 00:40:49.619
a little too comfortable. That was you. Boy,

00:40:49.619 --> 00:40:54.650
say excuse me. Excuse me. She's gross. I understand

00:40:54.650 --> 00:41:00.530
a girl's fart. I get it. But not around me. It's

00:41:00.530 --> 00:41:04.250
gross. If I'm on a date with a girl and I'm at

00:41:04.250 --> 00:41:07.090
her house and I gotta fart, you know what I do?

00:41:07.130 --> 00:41:09.809
I go outside to the car real quick and smoke

00:41:09.809 --> 00:41:13.769
my vape pen and fart. I'm sorry. That's what

00:41:13.769 --> 00:41:16.030
happens when you date a bisexual Puerto Rican

00:41:16.030 --> 00:41:18.789
beautiful woman. You are not farting in front

00:41:18.789 --> 00:41:21.409
of them. If you're a boy and you ever plan on

00:41:21.409 --> 00:41:23.710
having a girlfriend, then this video is for you.

00:41:23.809 --> 00:41:26.170
You might not believe it, but your time is going

00:41:26.170 --> 00:41:29.969
to come. And when you find yourself a girl, you're

00:41:29.969 --> 00:41:31.610
going to have to know how to compliment her.

00:41:36.150 --> 00:41:42.510
Especially when she posts an Instagram photo.

00:41:42.769 --> 00:41:44.969
Coming from a girl, here are the best comments

00:41:44.969 --> 00:41:47.300
to leave on your girl's post. First, we're going

00:41:47.300 --> 00:41:49.199
to be starting off. All right. Don't need to

00:41:49.199 --> 00:41:53.380
be a bitch there. It's all about caring, but

00:41:53.380 --> 00:41:57.679
not caring too much, but caring enough. Because

00:41:57.679 --> 00:42:01.460
sometimes when I don't care, the girl will be

00:42:01.460 --> 00:42:03.739
like, that shirt does not look good on you. You

00:42:03.739 --> 00:42:05.579
need to wear a better shirt. But when I care

00:42:05.579 --> 00:42:09.559
too much, you're overdressed. You got to find

00:42:09.559 --> 00:42:15.880
a happy medium. Oh, yeah. My favorite porn star.

00:42:16.670 --> 00:42:19.710
Violent Myers talking about religion. One of

00:42:19.710 --> 00:42:22.429
my sugar daddies, he was married, but he hated

00:42:22.429 --> 00:42:25.090
his wife. And, like, he would just pay me to,

00:42:25.110 --> 00:42:27.710
like, hang out with him. You're a side chick.

00:42:28.090 --> 00:42:30.550
Like, spend time with him. That's the majority

00:42:30.550 --> 00:42:32.030
of them. What'd you have to do, like, rub his

00:42:32.030 --> 00:42:34.269
feet or something? No, we would fuck. Oh, okay.

00:42:34.849 --> 00:42:41.630
I love that for her. Here's some bad news for

00:42:41.630 --> 00:42:44.989
little Derek. I'm still outside the courthouse

00:42:44.989 --> 00:42:47.610
from the Lil Durk hearing. Lil Durk or Duck,

00:42:47.789 --> 00:42:50.730
you idiot. There was another kind of not so great

00:42:50.730 --> 00:42:52.309
piece of news for Durk. I mean, really, this

00:42:52.309 --> 00:42:54.949
was actually very bad news. It was ruled that

00:42:54.949 --> 00:42:56.610
this evidence that was on his phone, remember

00:42:56.610 --> 00:42:58.309
we heard about he had had a phone that was taken

00:42:58.309 --> 00:43:00.809
from him after he was this victim of a home invasion

00:43:00.809 --> 00:43:03.849
in 2021. You know, he had fired shots into the

00:43:03.849 --> 00:43:06.889
air and allegedly, you know, the cops basically

00:43:06.889 --> 00:43:08.829
said that they had probable cause to seize his

00:43:08.829 --> 00:43:12.989
phone. So he's saying this. But Attorney Jasmine

00:43:12.989 --> 00:43:15.070
in the comment section says there is no ruling

00:43:15.070 --> 00:43:18.150
at the time the phone posted or this video posted.

00:43:18.909 --> 00:43:24.030
All right, so. Seems like the dude's lying. Here's

00:43:24.030 --> 00:43:26.210
Lana Rhodes talking about her DMs getting hit.

00:43:26.969 --> 00:43:28.750
I just want to leave you to a soccer player,

00:43:28.829 --> 00:43:31.010
straight up. Oh, she got DMed by a soccer player

00:43:31.010 --> 00:43:33.710
who has an $80 million contract. He has 43 million

00:43:33.710 --> 00:43:36.150
followers. Wait, okay, wait. Who is it? I want

00:43:36.150 --> 00:43:39.730
to know. There's Mike Madge like before he lost

00:43:39.730 --> 00:43:43.880
it. Now he's a gesture man. He isn't held in

00:43:43.880 --> 00:43:50.000
millennia. Dash. That is another month. Another

00:43:50.000 --> 00:43:59.360
month. Eight, five, six, 49. Here's big me to

00:43:59.360 --> 00:44:02.639
the message for his haters. I made a bunch of

00:44:02.639 --> 00:44:08.139
from Maine to Spain. So can't nobody else say

00:44:08.139 --> 00:44:12.599
that. But you also have kind of the reputation

00:44:12.599 --> 00:44:17.500
of being a rat. So if the reputation of being

00:44:17.500 --> 00:44:20.539
a rat is there, you're a rat. It's all right.

00:44:22.559 --> 00:44:28.559
One of the teens involved in Pop Smoke's murder

00:44:28.559 --> 00:44:30.460
has been sentenced to four years in prison for

00:44:30.460 --> 00:44:32.940
snuggling fentanyl into a juvenile detention

00:44:32.940 --> 00:44:40.010
center. What a loser! It's all right. Here's

00:44:40.010 --> 00:44:42.090
Paris Jackson talking about wearing masks as

00:44:42.090 --> 00:44:44.510
a kid while with Michael Jackson. Your dad would

00:44:44.510 --> 00:44:46.610
have you and your brothers wear masks and like

00:44:46.610 --> 00:44:48.269
cover your faces when you would go out in public.

00:44:48.369 --> 00:44:50.869
How did you make sense of that, though, at the

00:44:50.869 --> 00:44:52.690
time when you were a kid? I mean, it just it

00:44:52.690 --> 00:44:54.429
made sense because it was like, oh, yeah, if

00:44:54.429 --> 00:44:55.869
you do this now, then you can go to Chuck E.

00:44:55.909 --> 00:44:57.510
Cheese and be normal this weekend because no

00:44:57.510 --> 00:44:59.230
one will know who you are. Like that, that made

00:44:59.230 --> 00:45:01.610
sense to me. But it really pissed the press off.

00:45:02.010 --> 00:45:05.210
What doesn't? fair what doesn't i think that

00:45:05.210 --> 00:45:08.369
people probably felt entitled to you guys as

00:45:08.369 --> 00:45:11.570
children of like he's this figure that we get

00:45:11.570 --> 00:45:14.530
and he's ours and and he's a pedophile we get

00:45:14.530 --> 00:45:16.769
to comment and look at him like we should be

00:45:16.769 --> 00:45:18.769
able to see the children too because there you

00:45:18.769 --> 00:45:21.829
go i agree but pal frosty needs to get over themselves

00:45:21.829 --> 00:45:25.670
lana rhodes reveals uh her baby daddy wants her

00:45:25.670 --> 00:45:29.010
her real her baby's biological father wants nothing

00:45:29.010 --> 00:45:32.590
to do with her like son growing up or I still

00:45:32.590 --> 00:45:34.289
don't even know how I'm going to address that

00:45:34.289 --> 00:45:36.489
situation to him because he's not involved whatsoever.

00:45:36.750 --> 00:45:38.949
I think the dad not being around is less of the

00:45:38.949 --> 00:45:41.230
problem and you being surrounded by nine guys.

00:45:43.769 --> 00:45:46.269
So father. Yeah, he's not involved with zero

00:45:46.269 --> 00:45:54.449
zero like money. Nothing. Nothing. Loser. What's

00:45:54.449 --> 00:46:02.920
going on? I'm getting invited to... I'm recording

00:46:02.920 --> 00:46:08.719
right now. Let me... All right. I just got...

00:46:08.719 --> 00:46:12.000
So, first of all, I got invited to a podcast.

00:46:13.340 --> 00:46:15.320
But I feel like they're going to want to do a

00:46:15.320 --> 00:46:17.380
video, which I don't do video. I look hideous.

00:46:17.880 --> 00:46:20.199
But I got a second message just now from Eric

00:46:20.199 --> 00:46:25.070
Marshall. He was my trainer in that rigged boxing

00:46:25.070 --> 00:46:27.809
match against Dizzy, or it was me versus Dizzy

00:46:27.809 --> 00:46:32.650
for 2018 Punch -Out. Heinz Law, personnel injury

00:46:32.650 --> 00:46:37.429
attorneys, presents Eric Marshall final round

00:46:37.429 --> 00:46:43.449
BCT championship, kickboxing, MMA, and boxing.

00:46:43.630 --> 00:46:50.070
One month out. September 12th, 2026 at Veteran's

00:46:50.070 --> 00:46:54.210
Hall at Manatee Fairgrounds. Unforgettable night.

00:46:54.389 --> 00:47:01.889
Elite Fighters live kickboxing. Let me message

00:47:01.889 --> 00:47:07.530
him. I'm recording my show, but just did a read

00:47:07.530 --> 00:47:13.289
about it. Let's talk later. Yeah, Eric Marshall's

00:47:13.289 --> 00:47:16.969
a good dude, man. So is Amir. He's doing the

00:47:16.969 --> 00:47:20.630
Amir podcast. I love Amir. Here's Pete Davidson

00:47:20.630 --> 00:47:23.130
talking about hiding 50 Cent and Eminem CDs.

00:47:23.449 --> 00:47:26.110
I loved Eminem growing up, and I had to hide

00:47:26.110 --> 00:47:27.929
it. I love Eminem. You had to hide it because

00:47:27.929 --> 00:47:30.190
you had to burn it. Yeah, so what I would...

00:47:30.280 --> 00:47:33.119
Yeah, I have my hiding story too, and it's sad.

00:47:34.159 --> 00:47:39.739
It was forbidden. Any rap or anything with a

00:47:39.739 --> 00:47:41.820
parental advisory sticker was just not allowed

00:47:41.820 --> 00:47:44.300
in the house. So what I did was I bought a Rod

00:47:44.300 --> 00:47:49.360
Stewart album, and I photocopied the front of

00:47:49.360 --> 00:47:52.500
the CD. with computer paper, and I made a sticker.

00:47:52.679 --> 00:47:54.340
That's really funny. And I put the sticker over

00:47:54.340 --> 00:47:57.059
the Eminem show, and then I put the Eminem show

00:47:57.059 --> 00:48:00.039
in the Rod Stewart case, and then I did that

00:48:00.039 --> 00:48:03.480
with all of Eminem and 50 Cent's albums. All

00:48:03.480 --> 00:48:05.159
right, so here's what I did, and I got caught.

00:48:05.440 --> 00:48:09.059
Mm -hmm. I had a very strange, and I'm a strange

00:48:09.059 --> 00:48:12.280
guy, I had a very strange combination of DVR

00:48:12.280 --> 00:48:20.469
days. That first strange one. Was the increasingly

00:48:20.469 --> 00:48:23.650
hard times of Todd Margaret. I believe it was

00:48:23.650 --> 00:48:25.949
with David Cross. It was a sitcom on the IFC

00:48:25.949 --> 00:48:31.130
channel. Very weird show. I had that. Then I

00:48:31.130 --> 00:48:34.869
had Uncensored season one in Jersey Shore. And

00:48:34.869 --> 00:48:38.849
the hangover. And I had it hiding in my candy

00:48:38.849 --> 00:48:44.349
lane box. And I was pretty sure my dad never

00:48:44.349 --> 00:48:47.769
saw it. I don't know how he found it. But we're

00:48:47.769 --> 00:48:50.469
in the living room. And my dad's like, I want

00:48:50.469 --> 00:48:52.210
to play Candyland. Do you want to play Candyland?

00:48:52.449 --> 00:48:54.690
And I'm like, not really. He's like, no, I want

00:48:54.690 --> 00:48:58.010
to play Candyland. And then we play Candyland

00:48:58.010 --> 00:49:01.610
and all the DVDs are there. It was not great.

00:49:03.389 --> 00:49:06.250
I just found out that my fiance started to date

00:49:06.250 --> 00:49:10.190
me as a dare. You do seem like kind of scary.

00:49:10.909 --> 00:49:13.730
And the person who dared him was my best friend,

00:49:13.889 --> 00:49:18.369
as she so kindly just told me. Oh, well. I would

00:49:18.369 --> 00:49:25.650
get an STD check. But my left arm hurts a little

00:49:25.650 --> 00:49:27.730
bit. It's not even my spanking arm. I must have

00:49:27.730 --> 00:49:30.809
slept funny on there. Don't you just hate, like,

00:49:30.829 --> 00:49:34.880
when you... Okay, so, like... The moments, listen

00:49:34.880 --> 00:49:37.079
to me, people. The moments you don't have back

00:49:37.079 --> 00:49:39.920
pain or pain in your body, I appreciate it. Because

00:49:39.920 --> 00:49:41.559
the moments when you're kind of dealing with

00:49:41.559 --> 00:49:48.760
pain, but yeah, maybe a little THC. Yeah. It

00:49:48.760 --> 00:49:57.619
sucks. Damn. Violet Myers says why she cut off

00:49:57.619 --> 00:50:00.599
one of her sugar daddies after he refused to

00:50:00.599 --> 00:50:02.960
pay her $10 ,000. All right, so you no longer

00:50:02.960 --> 00:50:05.599
deal with the sugar daddies? No. So you trying

00:50:05.599 --> 00:50:07.000
to tell me one couldn't come sweep you off your

00:50:07.000 --> 00:50:11.460
feet now? I did have one in the beginning of

00:50:11.460 --> 00:50:13.559
this year, but he pissed me off because he didn't

00:50:13.559 --> 00:50:17.960
give me what I wanted. Hillary. Yeah. She seems

00:50:17.960 --> 00:50:21.019
like she'd be tiring today. Here is the latest

00:50:21.019 --> 00:50:23.260
from Piper O 'Kell. Honestly, I've never actually

00:50:23.260 --> 00:50:25.239
asked my real dad what he thinks about it. I

00:50:25.239 --> 00:50:28.880
wonder if he even knows, but yeah. So you...

00:50:28.880 --> 00:50:32.030
Oh, he knows. You've never talked to him? No,

00:50:32.090 --> 00:50:34.650
I've never, he was never in my life, but for

00:50:34.650 --> 00:50:39.230
my 18th birthday. Loser! I actually got a lot

00:50:39.230 --> 00:50:42.449
of hate and backlash for this, but I kind of

00:50:42.449 --> 00:50:44.070
like tricked him into meeting me because he never

00:50:44.070 --> 00:50:45.889
wanted anything to do with me my whole entire

00:50:45.889 --> 00:50:47.590
life. Anytime I try to show him anything that

00:50:47.590 --> 00:50:52.130
I was. Yeah, the clip started refreshing. Probably

00:50:52.130 --> 00:50:59.599
because it's pointless. Go out on here. The most

00:50:59.599 --> 00:51:01.940
attractive thing about a person is not their

00:51:01.940 --> 00:51:05.039
face. It's their discipline. Or their mouth.

00:51:05.460 --> 00:51:07.539
And the part that nobody wants to hear about

00:51:07.539 --> 00:51:10.800
discipline is that it's so boring. That's right,

00:51:10.800 --> 00:51:14.460
Shirley. I do the same thing every day. Prosecutors

00:51:14.460 --> 00:51:17.519
have 35 witnesses ready to testify against Lil'

00:51:17.639 --> 00:51:22.119
Dirk. Ice cream. And God, he doesn't have like

00:51:22.119 --> 00:51:24.239
eight kids. Like a deadbeat that doesn't know

00:51:24.239 --> 00:51:28.500
how to pull out. reportedly dealing with some

00:51:28.500 --> 00:51:31.559
brutal conditions at sea with u .s sailors sailors

00:51:31.559 --> 00:51:33.539
and their families speaking out about alleged

00:51:33.539 --> 00:51:36.420
broken toilets undercooked food and months at

00:51:36.420 --> 00:51:40.619
sea that's not good you're doubling in seasick

00:51:40.619 --> 00:51:44.460
in the club you ain't feeling the best do you

00:51:44.460 --> 00:51:46.380
want to know one of the biggest red flags a woman

00:51:46.380 --> 00:51:49.780
can have and it's not what you think oh she has

00:51:49.780 --> 00:51:52.260
all these people that she talks to she goes on

00:51:52.260 --> 00:51:55.550
all these dates no No, it's worse. It's that

00:51:55.550 --> 00:51:58.809
she doesn't appreciate anything. She just thinks

00:51:58.809 --> 00:52:03.789
because she exists. Yeah, she's a brat. And a

00:52:03.789 --> 00:52:08.809
bust out. It's very promiscuous. It's on this

00:52:08.809 --> 00:52:12.110
planet that she deserves. Which, everybody is

00:52:12.110 --> 00:52:14.849
worthy. But who doesn't have any appreciation

00:52:14.849 --> 00:52:17.150
for the people that provide anything for them?

00:52:17.409 --> 00:52:20.849
Cloud cheese and lemon, that's who. Here's the

00:52:20.849 --> 00:52:24.980
latest from Cardi B. I'm not talking to my dad

00:52:24.980 --> 00:52:28.239
no more. Look at the crime to humanity that he

00:52:28.239 --> 00:52:31.900
committed. Watch. Crimes to humanity. Bro, he

00:52:31.900 --> 00:52:34.820
gave my son the ultimate taper, bro. All the

00:52:34.820 --> 00:52:36.619
way to the back. All right, so it's the kids'

00:52:36.679 --> 00:52:46.349
turn. Here's Madison Beer. Talking about Bieber.

00:52:46.570 --> 00:52:49.550
I feel like for me, I spent a lot of time trying

00:52:49.550 --> 00:52:51.550
to protect my... Oh, shit. I feel like this is

00:52:51.550 --> 00:52:53.190
one of those captions that has nothing to do

00:52:53.190 --> 00:52:55.050
with the video. A little brother, because he

00:52:55.050 --> 00:52:56.449
was really, really young at the time. He was

00:52:56.449 --> 00:52:59.510
like four or five. All right, there you go. Sorry,

00:52:59.670 --> 00:53:02.530
that was a car crash. Here's Cardi B calling

00:53:02.530 --> 00:53:07.849
out Bia. What's true, ho? What's true? What's

00:53:07.849 --> 00:53:10.690
all true, ho? What's all true, bitch? Tell me

00:53:10.690 --> 00:53:12.329
what's all true, because I can tell you some

00:53:12.329 --> 00:53:27.300
truth right now. Let's talk about some... Man,

00:53:29.119 --> 00:53:31.099
if you were to have a quarter every time she's

00:53:31.099 --> 00:53:39.579
sore, you'd be a millionaire. This hoe. I'm surprised

00:53:39.579 --> 00:53:42.519
you're never the problem. You washed up moron.

00:53:45.699 --> 00:53:49.960
Start making music and less about the kids. Wanted

00:53:49.960 --> 00:53:51.940
to be friends with me so bad and I got it on.

00:53:52.139 --> 00:53:54.360
I got this on recording because I was talking

00:53:54.360 --> 00:53:56.920
to this. This always wanted to be friends with

00:53:56.920 --> 00:54:04.059
me and some. Adrian Broner told Blueface not

00:54:04.059 --> 00:54:07.449
to drink around. Dean McRae told Blueface not

00:54:07.449 --> 00:54:09.690
to drink around Adrienne Brown and that's why

00:54:09.690 --> 00:54:12.590
I'll soon. Here's why a couple doesn't go 50

00:54:12.590 --> 00:54:14.809
hours a week even though a man works 70 hours

00:54:14.809 --> 00:54:17.030
a week to pay his girlfriend's bills. Why we

00:54:17.030 --> 00:54:20.210
don't go 50 -50 in our relationship? We don't

00:54:20.210 --> 00:54:22.230
go 50 -50 in our relationship because I work

00:54:22.230 --> 00:54:25.989
70 hours a week and I pay all her bills. You're

00:54:25.989 --> 00:54:31.190
pathetic. She's cheating on you. he hasn't landed

00:54:31.190 --> 00:54:33.110
a plan back then it was like they had a really

00:54:33.110 --> 00:54:34.969
big platform on snapchat and they were trying

00:54:34.969 --> 00:54:36.730
to figure out what to do with the audience and

00:54:36.730 --> 00:54:39.150
so we were like whatever she's boring when she

00:54:39.150 --> 00:54:42.750
talks that's why she's not an actress Well, I

00:54:42.750 --> 00:54:44.769
mean, she is acting in those scenes. Here's Young

00:54:44.769 --> 00:54:47.289
Miami says she comes up to work not to find a

00:54:47.289 --> 00:54:49.289
man, but trust and understanding in her career.

00:54:49.409 --> 00:54:51.849
I'm just coming here to do my job. I ain't coming

00:54:51.849 --> 00:54:53.530
here to look for no man. I can't help it. I look

00:54:53.530 --> 00:54:55.989
good as hell. Yeah, no, I think it's also important

00:54:55.989 --> 00:54:58.090
for your partner or whoever you dating to know,

00:54:58.150 --> 00:54:59.570
like, the field that you in. You gotta, like,

00:54:59.570 --> 00:55:04.130
understand my job, too. Whatever, honey. If people

00:55:04.130 --> 00:55:05.889
understand my job, it's fine. If not, I don't

00:55:05.889 --> 00:55:09.070
care. When your man wakes up with a boner, that's

00:55:09.070 --> 00:55:12.530
your sign, girlfriend. That thing... Get on top.

00:55:12.889 --> 00:55:17.929
Is hard data. Oh, yeah. Literally. All right,

00:55:17.929 --> 00:55:21.630
there you go. And Ali Chopper got baptized. So

00:55:21.630 --> 00:55:26.650
stupid. God's not real. And if you need God to

00:55:26.650 --> 00:55:34.590
get by in life, that is sad. Today on TMZ. There's

00:55:34.590 --> 00:55:37.510
one person in this big world who has no problem

00:55:37.510 --> 00:55:40.989
moving on, and that is Brooks Nader. Oh, yeah,

00:55:41.010 --> 00:55:47.070
she's a dirty, rotten brat. She is at a restaurant

00:55:47.070 --> 00:55:50.510
with a new guy. Oh, yeah, just blow on him. And

00:55:50.510 --> 00:55:54.090
her nipples are on display. Isn't that inappropriate?

00:55:54.130 --> 00:55:56.989
Let me see the nips. Appropriate? Whatever. It's

00:55:56.989 --> 00:56:00.199
a little too much. He's calling Brooks. It's

00:56:00.199 --> 00:56:02.000
Harvey. Okay, you're in the morning meeting.

00:56:02.179 --> 00:56:04.739
The room is divided. Your nipples are showing

00:56:04.739 --> 00:56:06.900
in the restaurant. In what restaurant? Well,

00:56:06.900 --> 00:56:08.940
I don't know the name of the restaurant. The

00:56:08.940 --> 00:56:15.119
issue is not the restaurant. Luigi Mangione is

00:56:15.119 --> 00:56:18.139
set to plead guilty to the murder charge. Loser!

00:56:19.829 --> 00:56:22.289
for killing healthcare CEO Brian Thompson. He's

00:56:22.289 --> 00:56:25.849
going to make the argument that has been resonating

00:56:25.849 --> 00:56:29.769
with a large portion of the American population.

00:56:29.849 --> 00:56:31.469
I'm not saying it's right because I don't think

00:56:31.469 --> 00:56:34.670
it is. You say, yeah, I did it, but at least

00:56:34.670 --> 00:56:38.210
hear me out on why I did it. Yeah, anybody defending

00:56:38.210 --> 00:56:41.610
him will talk about this later. You have no morals

00:56:41.610 --> 00:56:44.860
and I don't want you near me. You're all losers.

00:56:45.360 --> 00:56:49.539
Maybe he'll get 30 years rather than life. And

00:56:49.539 --> 00:56:52.340
that's the win. So our NFL quarterback, Jaden

00:56:52.340 --> 00:56:56.300
Daniels, sent a letter. Oh, yeah. This is his

00:56:56.300 --> 00:56:59.659
mama making him do it. To his college. It sounds

00:56:59.659 --> 00:57:02.639
like he's mad that they gave his number to a

00:57:02.639 --> 00:57:05.119
younger player. Oh, yeah. He's got a little bit

00:57:05.119 --> 00:57:09.760
of an ego. A Washington quarterback that runs

00:57:09.760 --> 00:57:12.719
a lot having an ego after a successful rookie

00:57:12.719 --> 00:57:14.920
season. We've never seen this. Robert Griffin

00:57:14.920 --> 00:57:17.599
III. Oh, like it should have basically been retired.

00:57:17.800 --> 00:57:20.179
Oh, my God. You would be upset, though, if you

00:57:20.179 --> 00:57:25.420
retired and we didn't retire your cup. You'd

00:57:25.420 --> 00:57:29.119
be quite upset. Alex Earl out on a yacht in...

00:57:29.119 --> 00:57:31.800
Oh, yeah, she's a real -life non -prostitute.

00:57:32.400 --> 00:57:35.719
Sardinia with Stassi. Oh, yeah, Stassi is so

00:57:35.719 --> 00:57:38.849
freaking hot. We're concerned that Kylie and

00:57:38.849 --> 00:57:40.889
Stassi aren't friends anymore because Stassi

00:57:40.889 --> 00:57:42.769
is picking to be yelled. I wonder how many times

00:57:42.769 --> 00:57:46.469
they poop on the boat because they're out there

00:57:46.469 --> 00:57:49.610
all day. They're eating chicken nuggets and vodka.

00:57:50.789 --> 00:57:52.869
What would her miss like her birthday? If you

00:57:52.869 --> 00:57:54.889
have a chance of going on a yacht in Sardinia,

00:57:54.949 --> 00:57:57.369
you're an idiot if you choose the birthday. What

00:57:57.369 --> 00:57:58.849
about a hundredth birthday? They're probably

00:57:58.849 --> 00:58:00.469
not going to be around next year anyway, so go.

00:58:00.670 --> 00:58:03.590
That's so hard! I mean, my grandpa just turned

00:58:03.590 --> 00:58:05.960
100. He's still kicking. He just built a barn

00:58:05.960 --> 00:58:28.719
last year. Oh, he can go behind it now. From

00:58:28.719 --> 00:58:31.019
the same people that brought you Brooks Nader's

00:58:31.019 --> 00:58:35.539
boobs on a boat. Oh, yeah. Who's got a more annoying

00:58:35.539 --> 00:58:39.139
voice, me or him? It's Brooks Nader's cannons

00:58:39.139 --> 00:58:42.599
on Capri. Because now she's freeing the nips

00:58:42.599 --> 00:58:45.659
at a restaurant in Italy. And she's with a hot

00:58:45.659 --> 00:58:51.780
man. Jack Lumsden. All right, how should we do

00:58:51.780 --> 00:58:58.920
this? We're recording. Not even an hour yet because

00:58:58.920 --> 00:59:04.000
we had no past stuff, man. Nothing! How do I

00:59:04.000 --> 00:59:05.739
want to do this? I think we should take a break.

00:59:05.880 --> 00:59:08.639
Just kind of let me reset a little bit. You know,

00:59:08.699 --> 00:59:26.059
go take a piss. Happy hour. Happy hour. RyanHoppyRadio

00:59:26.059 --> 00:59:28.699
.com. The hour will be right back. You probably

00:59:28.699 --> 00:59:32.019
had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,

00:59:32.320 --> 00:59:38.039
all I smell is poop. We also need to be affectionate.

00:59:38.039 --> 00:59:40.880
And you can see that with Barack and Michelle

00:59:40.880 --> 00:59:44.000
as well. They do a lot of touching, kissing,

00:59:44.139 --> 00:59:49.920
even fisting. And we'll call it a day. The semen

00:59:49.920 --> 00:59:53.079
was so big. It's not lacking any meat. And that's

00:59:53.079 --> 00:59:59.099
what real women need. Stop cussing. It looks

00:59:59.099 --> 01:00:01.940
like you went and got a job. Not on the iPad

01:00:01.940 --> 01:00:04.139
screen, whatever the case might be in your hand

01:00:04.139 --> 01:00:07.440
and a sock and a whatever. Like, thank you. But

01:00:07.440 --> 01:00:10.340
also, I would love to be getting railed. But

01:00:10.340 --> 01:00:12.739
as a reminder, if you don't feel like listening

01:00:12.739 --> 01:00:15.400
to this next song, you can skip over it. But

01:00:15.400 --> 01:00:18.139
Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection.

01:00:18.300 --> 01:00:23.480
So stick around, folks. Yeah. Don't worry, Fresno.

01:00:23.539 --> 01:00:28.320
Hoppy Hour will be right back. We roll. They

01:00:28.320 --> 01:00:32.159
say we feeling ourselves too much. Alright, alright,

01:00:32.260 --> 01:00:36.340
alright. That's how it is. We about to jump down

01:00:36.340 --> 01:00:38.360
on them. Make them do the motherfucking bobblehead.

01:00:38.400 --> 01:00:40.639
I'm feeling this bitch. Bitch, I bobblehead.

01:00:40.860 --> 01:00:57.130
Bitch, I bobblehead. Bitch, I bobblehead. You

01:00:57.130 --> 01:00:59.010
talkin' bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop,

01:00:59.010 --> 01:01:24.110
bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop We'll be right back.

01:01:42.519 --> 01:01:47.730
Outro Music You talkin' papa about that guava,

01:01:47.769 --> 01:01:50.230
you can't show that hoe Four shots to the head,

01:01:50.269 --> 01:01:51.969
four shots to the chin, and it's off to the street,

01:01:52.010 --> 01:01:55.050
so I go I take a puff off of my bun, and then

01:01:55.050 --> 01:01:57.429
I lean back, slow Four shots to the head, four

01:01:57.429 --> 01:01:58.989
shots to the chin, and it's off to the street,

01:01:59.030 --> 01:02:02.070
so I go I take a puff off of my bun, and then

01:02:02.070 --> 01:02:04.750
I lean back, slow Cause bitch, I bobble head

01:02:04.750 --> 01:02:07.409
with it, bitch, I bobble head with it Bitch,

01:02:07.409 --> 01:02:10.409
I bobble, I bobble, I bobble, I bobble head with

01:02:10.409 --> 01:02:12.929
it Bitch, I bobble head with it, bitch, I bobble

01:02:21.130 --> 01:02:23.369
You talkin' poppa about that poppa, you can't

01:02:23.369 --> 01:02:25.570
show that Ho, ho, you can't poppa about that

01:02:25.570 --> 01:02:28.570
poppa, you can't show that Ho, ho, you can't

01:02:28.570 --> 01:02:31.210
poppa about that poppa, you can't show that Hey,

01:02:31.289 --> 01:02:34.510
hey, hey, God damn it, I'm high as hell God damn

01:02:34.510 --> 01:02:36.889
it, I'm fly as hell Doin' all that stunt makin'

01:02:36.949 --> 01:02:38.730
songs about money when I see a nigga, I can't

01:02:38.730 --> 01:02:41.269
tell Nigga gettin' that cash for real Three nigga

01:02:41.269 --> 01:02:43.469
poppin' them tags for real Nigga gettin' that

01:02:43.469 --> 01:02:45.050
dough when you know I'm finna blow You call a

01:02:45.050 --> 01:02:47.409
nigga there for real Give a new name, put your

01:02:47.409 --> 01:02:49.050
hoe, blow Gritch out the motherfuckers, switch

01:02:49.050 --> 01:03:04.360
your hoe Matter of fact, call I don't care if

01:03:04.360 --> 01:03:06.079
you the coolest nigga Hold up, let me show you

01:03:06.079 --> 01:03:08.480
how to do it, nigga All you gotta do is bob your

01:03:08.480 --> 01:03:11.179
head Let me see you just bob your head Everybody

01:03:11.179 --> 01:03:13.219
all around the world All the boys and girls do

01:03:13.219 --> 01:03:15.800
the bobble bitch Bitch, I bobble him, bitch Bitch,

01:03:15.840 --> 01:03:18.659
I bobble him, bitch Bitch, I bobble, I bobble,

01:03:18.679 --> 01:03:32.980
I bobble You talkin' poppa about that poppa,

01:03:32.980 --> 01:03:35.440
you can't show that Hope, but now I will know

01:03:35.440 --> 01:03:38.099
that Hope, that poppa will know that Hope, you

01:03:38.099 --> 01:03:40.679
talkin' poppa about that poppa, you can't show

01:03:40.679 --> 01:03:57.440
that Hope, what did we blow that? Hope, that

01:03:57.440 --> 01:04:00.340
poppa we blow that Hope, you talkin' poppa about

01:04:00.340 --> 01:04:45.230
that Welcome to Happy Hour. And now for something

01:04:45.230 --> 01:04:53.170
completely different. Door is closing. Door is

01:04:53.170 --> 01:05:40.760
closing. Happy hour. Happy hour. Ladies and gentlemen,

01:05:40.960 --> 01:05:45.139
here it is. The most listened to radio show on

01:05:45.139 --> 01:05:48.079
the planet. The other stations are tuned in too.

01:06:09.449 --> 01:06:15.250
Side chick noise. We talking Massey today. Mic

01:06:15.250 --> 01:06:18.849
check. Welcome to the surf. Riding in the booth,

01:06:18.949 --> 01:06:21.150
cutting straight through the surf. Call it like

01:06:21.150 --> 01:06:23.889
I see it. Feelings in the hearse, kid. You click

01:06:23.889 --> 01:06:26.329
the T, now you get the whole thermos. The libs

01:06:26.329 --> 01:06:28.789
playing games, acting like they saints. Got a

01:06:28.789 --> 01:06:31.110
whole spouse home, still sliding to the dates.

01:06:31.570 --> 01:06:34.070
Screenshots saved, little goodnight, babe. Then

01:06:34.070 --> 01:06:36.329
they on a yacht pick, trying to hide the face.

01:06:36.570 --> 01:06:39.150
From the field to the runway, everybody front.

01:06:39.199 --> 01:06:42.079
Postin' healing energy while they DM huntin'

01:06:42.079 --> 01:06:44.320
Scrollin' through the gram, all I see is double

01:06:44.320 --> 01:06:46.880
lies You can't tag the man, but you tag the wise

01:06:46.880 --> 01:06:49.699
He buys, it's that side chick news, side chick

01:06:49.699 --> 01:07:12.239
news Ryan Hoppy gon' choose I'm like, oh, Jesus

01:07:12.239 --> 01:07:20.119
Christ. All right. We're going to see what the

01:07:20.119 --> 01:07:23.679
hell's going on in the world of side chicks.

01:07:25.980 --> 01:07:29.960
We all love a good side chick. Ariana Grande

01:07:29.960 --> 01:07:33.300
shows off her big feelings for a familiar face.

01:07:33.780 --> 01:07:37.400
Oh, yeah. She's so washed up. She's so past her

01:07:37.400 --> 01:07:43.690
prime. Now she's dating exes. Nearly two months

01:07:43.690 --> 01:07:46.730
after sparking reconciliation rumors, the singer

01:07:46.730 --> 01:07:51.610
and her ex, Ricky Alvarez. Oh, yeah. He's going

01:07:51.610 --> 01:07:54.670
in that boy alley. Making their second chance

01:07:54.670 --> 01:07:57.929
at love, Instagram official. This is going to

01:07:57.929 --> 01:08:00.550
last about two months. Then he's going to realize

01:08:00.550 --> 01:08:03.269
why he didn't like her. In an August 12th photo

01:08:03.269 --> 01:08:05.949
dump, Ariana shares two subtle snaps with the

01:08:05.949 --> 01:08:08.730
dancer whom she previously dated for about a

01:08:08.730 --> 01:08:10.809
year and... Alright, good luck, honey. You're

01:08:10.809 --> 01:08:13.090
gonna need it. You're gonna need all the luck

01:08:13.090 --> 01:08:21.890
you can have. Alright, and you guys can't stop

01:08:21.890 --> 01:08:25.109
asking questions about sports gambling. All your

01:08:25.109 --> 01:08:26.590
clicks and curiosity and looks like you guys

01:08:26.590 --> 01:08:28.109
want to know about the latest investigations

01:08:28.109 --> 01:08:30.710
and what to know as people question the integrity

01:08:30.710 --> 01:08:33.310
of American sports. I don't think there's any

01:08:33.310 --> 01:08:35.489
integrity and I think that's kind of what's interesting.

01:08:36.199 --> 01:08:38.819
I'm not betting money, so I don't get mad. No!

01:08:39.279 --> 01:08:42.859
Happy Hot Topic! The tech company Meta today

01:08:42.859 --> 01:08:46.640
said it's taken down more than 750 ,000 social

01:08:46.640 --> 01:08:49.579
media accounts in Australia. I don't like that.

01:08:49.659 --> 01:08:52.039
I know technically social media is not good for

01:08:52.039 --> 01:08:55.640
you, but it should be the parents' choice! That

01:08:55.640 --> 01:08:58.899
it suspects are held by teenagers. I don't know.

01:09:00.260 --> 01:09:09.949
Hmm. Australia! Yeah! Selena Gomez and her mom,

01:09:09.989 --> 01:09:12.090
Mandy Teefee, are being accused of defrauding

01:09:12.090 --> 01:09:14.630
investors in a wonder mind lawsuit. They seem

01:09:14.630 --> 01:09:19.270
just like dumb people, man. I want to believe

01:09:19.270 --> 01:09:25.449
she didn't do it. I want to believe she was taking

01:09:25.449 --> 01:09:28.079
advantage of it. The singer, her mom, Mandy,

01:09:28.220 --> 01:09:30.300
and their company co -founder, Daniela Pearson,

01:09:30.539 --> 01:09:33.079
are among the defendants named in a securities

01:09:33.079 --> 01:09:35.279
fraud and breach of contract law. All right,

01:09:35.300 --> 01:09:37.140
so get away with that. Don't get away with it

01:09:37.140 --> 01:09:45.199
because they're rich and famous. It's really

01:09:45.199 --> 01:09:46.659
funny because it was like we did five of those

01:09:46.659 --> 01:09:48.140
movies and it took five years and then we've

01:09:48.140 --> 01:09:49.859
never stopped talking about it. Hold on tight,

01:09:49.979 --> 01:09:54.149
spider monkeys. Because Kristen Stewart has some

01:09:54.149 --> 01:09:57.090
harsh words for her younger self. The Wrong Girl

01:09:57.090 --> 01:09:59.869
star stopping by the In Your Dreams podcast August

01:09:59.869 --> 01:10:03.229
14th alongside her co -star Alia Shaka, where

01:10:03.229 --> 01:10:05.729
she was asked by host Owen Thiel to reflect on

01:10:05.729 --> 01:10:08.270
her time filming the vampire cultural phenomenon

01:10:08.270 --> 01:10:11.189
Twilight. It really was a culture phenomenon.

01:10:13.010 --> 01:10:16.310
Seems like looking back, the OG Bella Swan feels

01:10:16.310 --> 01:10:18.590
she may have been a little overcommitted to the

01:10:18.590 --> 01:10:23.560
role. Yeah, you know, kind of a brat. What the

01:10:23.560 --> 01:10:28.760
fame got to you, honey? I was like, such a pretentious

01:10:28.760 --> 01:10:33.119
little loser trying to get like the very best.

01:10:33.140 --> 01:10:39.760
So, so serious. At least she admits it. Tiger

01:10:39.760 --> 01:10:45.079
is standing 10 toes down on his new album. Yeah,

01:10:45.199 --> 01:10:49.500
does it. Doesn't like him. So she tried to spite

01:10:49.500 --> 01:10:52.640
him like a bitch. City rapper used AI to produce

01:10:52.640 --> 01:10:55.779
his latest album, Starface. Hey, we already talked

01:10:55.779 --> 01:10:58.460
about that. Who cares? It has no impact on your

01:10:58.460 --> 01:11:00.460
life, honey. You're a washed up hag. I can't

01:11:00.460 --> 01:11:03.579
do anything. For Kevin Hart and his wife, Aniko

01:11:03.579 --> 01:11:06.859
Hart, it's funny how time flies when... Yeah,

01:11:06.859 --> 01:11:11.159
it's funny how time flies when you cheat on your

01:11:11.159 --> 01:11:14.359
wife. You're in love. In honor of their 10th

01:11:14.359 --> 01:11:17.760
wedding anniversary on August 13th, Aniko, who

01:11:17.760 --> 01:11:20.239
shares two kids with the comedian, takes their

01:11:20.239 --> 01:11:23.260
love story all the way back, sharing 16 throwback

01:11:23.260 --> 01:11:26.699
photos on Instagram. Alright, there you go. Good

01:11:26.699 --> 01:11:30.100
luck! You need the pictures of him with the side

01:11:30.100 --> 01:11:35.239
chicks. Happy Hot Topic! Rez Hilton's sister

01:11:35.239 --> 01:11:37.680
is recounting one of the darkest days for her

01:11:37.680 --> 01:11:42.100
family. Yeah, you know, Prez Hilton ran his mouth

01:11:42.100 --> 01:11:44.880
about everyone else. One week after the celebrity

01:11:44.880 --> 01:11:47.800
blogger, whose real name is Mario Lavendera Jr.

01:11:48.380 --> 01:11:50.720
I'd call myself Prez Hilton too if that was my

01:11:50.720 --> 01:11:53.899
name. Doesn't really roll off the tongue as well,

01:11:53.920 --> 01:11:56.819
now does it? And usually he likes when things

01:11:56.819 --> 01:11:59.000
are on his tongue. Was hospitalized for engaging

01:11:59.000 --> 01:12:01.720
in self -harm during a live stream. His sister.

01:12:02.359 --> 01:12:06.479
Loser. You know how many people he slut shamed

01:12:06.479 --> 01:12:08.880
and treated like garbage. You got no sympathy

01:12:08.880 --> 01:12:11.840
for me. Her beloved Dara. Here's her firsthand

01:12:11.840 --> 01:12:13.939
account of the night during an interview with

01:12:13.939 --> 01:12:20.020
page six. Oh, no, not Perez. Not Perez Hilton.

01:12:20.409 --> 01:12:23.090
Madeline climbs no stranger to turning heads,

01:12:23.210 --> 01:12:28.550
but when police kept showing up at her door in

01:12:28.550 --> 01:12:33.149
Spain, even she had no idea why. The Outer Banks

01:12:33.149 --> 01:12:36.289
star sharing on the August 13th episode of Therapist

01:12:36.289 --> 01:12:39.510
that officers repeatedly visited her Madrid apartment.

01:12:39.869 --> 01:12:46.039
Oh yeah, repeatedly. Wild. there she puts out

01:12:46.039 --> 01:12:48.899
she was filming day drinker with madeline saying

01:12:48.899 --> 01:12:51.380
they apparently thought she was running a sex

01:12:51.380 --> 01:12:54.579
ring must have been noises coming from the house

01:12:54.579 --> 01:12:57.979
there had to be some reason why the 28 year old

01:12:57.979 --> 01:13:00.579
says she was living alone and had no idea why

01:13:00.579 --> 01:13:03.380
police kept taking down her passport information

01:13:03.380 --> 01:13:06.039
all right so she just had a lot of loud nights

01:13:06.039 --> 01:13:13.960
with the toy that's what it was the toy Now,

01:13:14.039 --> 01:13:16.619
let's dive into a viral moment that's got everyone

01:13:16.619 --> 01:13:19.420
talking in the hip hop world. Recently, a clip

01:13:19.420 --> 01:13:22.460
of Drake barking at a woman during his 20v1 dating

01:13:22.460 --> 01:13:25.159
stream exploded online. For those who missed

01:13:25.159 --> 01:13:27.779
it, Drake literally started barking for a goth

01:13:27.779 --> 01:13:32.300
girl. And the internet couldn't get enough. Yeah,

01:13:32.300 --> 01:13:46.159
that was pretty wild. Vandalizing a national

01:13:46.159 --> 01:13:54.079
monument can come with massive penalties. U .S.

01:13:54.119 --> 01:13:56.539
Attorney Jeanine Pirro says her office is filing

01:13:56.539 --> 01:13:59.859
felony charges against this woman from Kentucky.

01:14:04.079 --> 01:14:07.039
for the recent world war ii memorial vandalism

01:14:07.039 --> 01:14:12.500
yeah they have more guts than you thousands of

01:14:12.500 --> 01:14:14.699
grubhub drivers and customers could soon be getting

01:14:14.699 --> 01:14:20.359
a check in the mail today illinois attorney general

01:14:20.359 --> 01:14:23.140
kwame raul announced payments from a 25 million

01:14:23.140 --> 01:14:25.939
dollar settlement are now being sent to approximately

01:14:25.939 --> 01:14:29.239
640 000 people and that'll just cover the delivery

01:14:29.239 --> 01:14:35.310
costs Pumpkin. Autumn must be on its way because

01:14:35.310 --> 01:14:38.689
here comes a sizable pumpkin. Oh, he's so cute!

01:14:40.229 --> 01:14:42.630
Have you ever had a cat that you could hold like

01:14:42.630 --> 01:14:45.529
this with arms dangling like that? Pumpkin is

01:14:45.529 --> 01:14:48.050
the first, like, pillow cat. Over the past...

01:14:48.050 --> 01:14:53.670
I love my Luna. She's my pillow! She's a goat!

01:14:54.430 --> 01:14:57.010
Goat! A few months. Pumpkin's foster journey

01:14:57.010 --> 01:14:59.390
with Chris Seelbach and his... So it's a fat

01:14:59.390 --> 01:15:04.729
-ass cat. And I never told nobody. I just came

01:15:04.729 --> 01:15:11.109
to every show. And be a young boy. Be a young

01:15:11.109 --> 01:15:14.069
boy is putting down the mic. The rapper opening

01:15:14.069 --> 01:15:17.109
up about his recent move to South Korea and his

01:15:17.109 --> 01:15:19.149
struggles with a heart condition. Yeah, he's

01:15:19.149 --> 01:15:26.449
high enough. Probably gangsters. During an August

01:15:26.449 --> 01:15:28.850
11th appearance on the Open Thoughts podcast.

01:15:30.750 --> 01:15:33.289
And be a young boy. You make such good music.

01:15:34.189 --> 01:15:41.050
Let me press this. Happy Hot Topic. Paris Jackson

01:15:41.050 --> 01:15:44.090
isn't losing sleep over criticism of her tattoos.

01:15:44.590 --> 01:15:47.250
Yeah, you know, you can paint a Picasso on them.

01:15:47.569 --> 01:15:51.250
In fact, she's having a little fun with it. Get

01:15:51.250 --> 01:15:56.369
on top and let's go to work. Right now. Down

01:15:56.369 --> 01:15:58.750
to Bachelor Nation's Melissa Rycroft avoiding

01:15:58.750 --> 01:16:01.890
jail time after pleading guilty in her DWI case.

01:16:02.170 --> 01:16:05.029
Yeah, you're my son. And then her picture of

01:16:05.029 --> 01:16:08.949
her in real life. Mm -hmm. Two different people.

01:16:10.229 --> 01:16:13.550
Mm -hmm. It makes me sad. I'm like, have I gotten

01:16:13.550 --> 01:16:16.529
there? Am I that person now? Yeah, you're a loser.

01:16:16.909 --> 01:16:21.270
Mm -hmm. You'll always be one. Robert Irwin is

01:16:21.270 --> 01:16:23.489
dancing around questions about his love life.

01:16:23.630 --> 01:16:25.489
Yeah, you know, he wants to keep it private.

01:16:27.390 --> 01:16:29.529
The Dancing with the Stars, the next pro host,

01:16:29.630 --> 01:16:31.750
remains tight -lipped when he is recently asked

01:16:31.750 --> 01:16:33.789
whether or not there's someone special in his

01:16:33.789 --> 01:16:36.449
life. You know why he's keeping it tight -lipped?

01:16:36.689 --> 01:16:38.350
He doesn't want to be like Clavicular where he

01:16:38.350 --> 01:16:40.170
spoils it. He's probably got like nine women.

01:16:41.279 --> 01:16:43.760
Kyle Richards breaks down in tears over an anniversary

01:16:43.760 --> 01:16:47.039
text from ex Maurizio Umansky. Yeah, I can't

01:16:47.039 --> 01:16:48.960
even imagine my exes talking to me. And they

01:16:48.960 --> 01:16:52.079
probably feel the same way. So they're two ways

01:16:52.079 --> 01:16:55.039
straight. Three years after Kyle and Maurizio

01:16:55.039 --> 01:16:57.619
confirmed their separation, the Real Housewives

01:16:57.619 --> 01:16:59.619
of Beverly Hills star admits that the former

01:16:59.619 --> 01:17:01.500
couple struggled, marking what would have been

01:17:01.500 --> 01:17:05.319
a relationship milestone. I mean, this will be

01:17:05.319 --> 01:17:07.140
very nice. And you're like, I would have been

01:17:07.140 --> 01:17:12.979
whatever anniversary. Can't deny that. keep doing

01:17:12.979 --> 01:17:20.060
it god damn it too much going on here megan trainers

01:17:20.060 --> 01:17:22.899
revealing a hilarious hack to a child's separation

01:17:22.899 --> 01:17:29.800
anxiety megan says in an august 13th instagram

01:17:29.800 --> 01:17:32.460
video their oldest son riley has been using his

01:17:32.460 --> 01:17:35.079
stuffed animals to deal with his separation anxiety

01:17:35.079 --> 01:17:37.539
from it's probably because of his autism let's

01:17:37.539 --> 01:17:39.789
be honest Couldn't get away. Couldn't wait to

01:17:39.789 --> 01:17:43.069
get away from my parents. I love my mom, but

01:17:43.069 --> 01:17:44.569
I definitely didn't have separation anxiety.

01:17:45.949 --> 01:17:48.329
Nicole Kidman is getting candid about her first

01:17:48.329 --> 01:17:51.569
marriage to Tom Cruise. Oh yeah, you just seem

01:17:51.569 --> 01:17:55.369
like such a twat. In an interview with British

01:17:55.369 --> 01:17:58.149
Vogue for their September 2026 issue, which was

01:17:58.149 --> 01:18:00.510
published August 13th, the Oscar winner reflected

01:18:00.510 --> 01:18:02.890
on her time with Cruise, sharing how she's comfortable

01:18:02.890 --> 01:18:04.949
in the public eye after experiencing the high

01:18:04.949 --> 01:18:07.250
-profile relationship, despite naturally being

01:18:07.250 --> 01:18:10.270
quite shy. Strangely enough, I feel comfortable.

01:18:10.489 --> 01:18:12.930
Is that weird? That's so weird. But you have

01:18:12.930 --> 01:18:15.890
to... That's so weird. Whatever! You're a woman!

01:18:16.069 --> 01:18:21.319
You have emotions! It's fine! So the tech company

01:18:21.319 --> 01:18:23.800
Flock says it's putting new privacy safeguards

01:18:23.800 --> 01:18:26.880
in place. It should have been there before. Why

01:18:26.880 --> 01:18:29.840
was it not there before? After critics said it

01:18:29.840 --> 01:18:32.520
was helping create a nanny state. All right,

01:18:32.520 --> 01:18:37.180
well, good luck. Whatever. Caps suck. This is

01:18:37.180 --> 01:18:40.500
crazy. Wow. This is wild. I mean, also, this

01:18:40.500 --> 01:18:44.199
is your first interview since the big finale

01:18:44.199 --> 01:18:48.840
of Let's Marry. All right, so it's on Harry Jowsey.

01:18:50.899 --> 01:18:53.539
How are you feeling after this rollercoaster

01:18:53.539 --> 01:18:56.960
ride? I'm just so glad that it's all out. All

01:18:56.960 --> 01:19:00.760
right. You're leaking it all out tonight. Let

01:19:00.760 --> 01:19:06.420
me let that girl hang out here. Making headlines?

01:19:06.640 --> 01:19:09.539
New reports claiming the Barbie sequel is in

01:19:09.539 --> 01:19:12.899
crisis over a salary battle. Yeah, you know,

01:19:12.920 --> 01:19:18.560
we all know that Warner Brothers is cheap. They

01:19:18.560 --> 01:19:20.359
cancel shows after two seasons because they don't

01:19:20.359 --> 01:19:25.380
want to pay more. Time running out. And there's

01:19:25.380 --> 01:19:31.939
this right here. We are a few months away from...

01:19:32.250 --> 01:19:35.149
Falling back and an end to daylight saving time

01:19:35.149 --> 01:19:37.930
means lawmakers are working on legislation to

01:19:37.930 --> 01:19:41.090
make changes. Changing the clocks, that is, a

01:19:41.090 --> 01:19:43.189
thing of the past. Yeah, there's really no point

01:19:43.189 --> 01:19:46.310
to it. The farmers don't even like it. When you

01:19:46.310 --> 01:19:48.250
ask somebody, why don't we do it, they always

01:19:48.250 --> 01:19:52.210
look confused. It's the stupidest thing we do.

01:19:52.310 --> 01:19:54.649
It's not good for us. Yeah, the bill's future,

01:19:54.710 --> 01:19:57.510
though, remains uncertain. I want the one that

01:19:57.510 --> 01:20:01.550
has the most sunshine. And I love when they've

01:20:01.550 --> 01:20:03.750
asked Trump about it. He's like, oh, it's too

01:20:03.750 --> 01:20:10.010
divisive of a topic. ABC's Michelle Frazen has

01:20:10.010 --> 01:20:14.699
more. Bringing forward and falling back has been

01:20:14.699 --> 01:20:17.479
a part of American life for generations. It's

01:20:17.479 --> 01:20:20.460
stupid. Now some in Congress want to stop the

01:20:20.460 --> 01:20:22.979
twice a year clock change for good. In July,

01:20:23.079 --> 01:20:25.319
the House passed the Sunshine Protection Act,

01:20:25.420 --> 01:20:28.079
which would make daylight saving permanent nationwide,

01:20:28.579 --> 01:20:31.560
reigniting an old debate that goes back more

01:20:31.560 --> 01:20:34.020
than 50 years. All right, well then let's go

01:20:34.020 --> 01:20:36.699
back to the freaking pay phones then. If we're

01:20:36.699 --> 01:20:39.920
going to use old out of touch technology. Similar

01:20:39.920 --> 01:20:42.760
bill passed. The U .S. tried it once before during

01:20:42.760 --> 01:20:46.819
the 1973 oil crisis. Congress made daylight saving

01:20:46.819 --> 01:20:54.659
time permanent to help conserve energy. But less

01:20:54.659 --> 01:20:57.079
than a year later, Congress repealed the law

01:20:57.079 --> 01:20:59.720
after eight children in Florida were killed in

01:20:59.720 --> 01:21:05.979
traffic accidents before daylight. Just like

01:21:05.979 --> 01:21:08.000
them trying to ban weed because kids had it.

01:21:08.060 --> 01:21:10.239
Things happen. It doesn't mean you don't do it.

01:21:10.319 --> 01:21:14.279
It's all right. Just saying. How do you feel

01:21:14.279 --> 01:21:16.340
now about sending her to school in the dark?

01:21:16.420 --> 01:21:18.180
Are you going to admit it again? She's not going

01:21:18.180 --> 01:21:20.859
to the dark. There's no way. All right, thanks,

01:21:20.880 --> 01:21:24.399
dude. How lawmakers in favor of the 2026 bill

01:21:24.399 --> 01:21:26.640
argue that more... Yeah, that's the key word.

01:21:26.760 --> 01:21:31.260
Not in 1973. Evening sunlight would boost the

01:21:31.260 --> 01:21:33.720
economy and encourage more outdoor activity.

01:21:34.020 --> 01:21:37.020
Whatever we can do to make more money. My home

01:21:37.020 --> 01:21:40.060
state of Florida, where tourism is a cornerstone

01:21:40.060 --> 01:21:43.560
of our economy, having more predictable daylight

01:21:43.560 --> 01:21:46.619
hours is a practical improvement that benefits

01:21:46.619 --> 01:21:50.079
workers, businesses, and visitors alike. This

01:21:50.079 --> 01:21:52.779
guy's name is Representative Guzibiller -Rykus,

01:21:52.920 --> 01:21:54.840
whatever his name is. I like you better than

01:21:54.840 --> 01:21:59.119
DeSantis. You should run for governor. You'd

01:21:59.119 --> 01:22:03.180
have my vote. All right. Time for Kardashian

01:22:03.180 --> 01:22:12.100
news. Turn it up, it's Hoppy, our time. Kardashian

01:22:12.100 --> 01:22:15.220
news, we dissect the clime. No filters, no fluff,

01:22:15.460 --> 01:22:17.760
raw truth and wine. Got it! Mike's hot, Hoppy

01:22:17.760 --> 01:22:20.300
speaks what's on his mind. Nepotism's thrown,

01:22:20.380 --> 01:22:23.039
they sittin' in the plush. Built an empire off

01:22:23.039 --> 01:22:25.699
nothin' but the hush. Reality's a script, ain't

01:22:25.699 --> 01:22:27.960
no realness in the cut. Talents on vacation,

01:22:28.159 --> 01:22:30.449
they just takin' what's corrupt. Hoppy's on the

01:22:30.449 --> 01:22:32.989
mic, call it verbal demolition Exposing fake

01:22:32.989 --> 01:22:35.989
lives, media's worst addiction Idiocracy crammed,

01:22:36.069 --> 01:22:38.670
it's the brain on snooze Clickbait queens, welcome

01:22:38.670 --> 01:22:42.670
to Kardashian News Where the truth gets head,

01:22:42.829 --> 01:22:44.829
Hoppy breaking down the hype, y 'all beware Fake

01:22:44.829 --> 01:22:47.550
smells, fake lies, fake lives, fake drama they

01:22:47.550 --> 01:22:50.550
choose No talent required, it's Kardashian News

01:22:50.550 --> 01:22:54.270
Where the truth gets head, Hoppy breaking down

01:22:54.270 --> 01:22:57.909
the hype, y 'all beware Fake lives, fake drama,

01:22:58.069 --> 01:23:00.470
they choose. No talent required, it's Kardashian

01:23:00.470 --> 01:23:09.449
news. Alright now. Travis Barker and Kourtney

01:23:09.449 --> 01:23:12.250
Kardashian seemingly have it all together. And

01:23:12.250 --> 01:23:17.229
their secret may be simple enough. The Blink

01:23:17.229 --> 01:23:19.850
-182 drummer revealing to people in an interview

01:23:19.850 --> 01:23:22.430
published August 12th that he and Kourtney never

01:23:22.430 --> 01:23:27.989
go to bed angry with each other. Try not to ever

01:23:27.989 --> 01:23:40.909
fall asleep mad at each other. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

01:23:41.029 --> 01:23:42.289
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

01:23:42.289 --> 01:23:53.229
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

01:23:53.229 --> 01:23:54.270
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

01:24:29.139 --> 01:24:40.130
We'll be right back. Right now. I would stay

01:24:40.130 --> 01:24:44.229
in a loveless marriage. I live in one. We all

01:24:44.229 --> 01:24:47.130
know that Kelly Rip and Marcus Flayless are in

01:24:47.130 --> 01:24:49.229
an open relationship like Tampa Morning Radio.

01:24:50.159 --> 01:24:52.300
just to make sure I could be with Lena every

01:24:52.300 --> 01:24:55.220
day. Mark Consuelos is getting honest about one

01:24:55.220 --> 01:24:57.720
divorce deal -breaker. After his wife, Kelly

01:24:57.720 --> 01:25:00.039
Ripa, tells him on their morning show about a

01:25:00.039 --> 01:25:02.380
new Pennsylvania bill that would, quote, recognize

01:25:02.380 --> 01:25:04.899
pets as family members, elevating their status

01:25:04.899 --> 01:25:07.819
in situations such as divorce, he shares that

01:25:07.819 --> 01:25:10.159
he would never be willing to give up time with

01:25:10.159 --> 01:25:13.119
their dog, Lena. Saying on the August 11th episode

01:25:13.119 --> 01:25:15.579
of Live with Kelly and Mark... Let's just put

01:25:15.579 --> 01:25:21.069
it this way. LAUGHTER I would stay in a loveless

01:25:21.069 --> 01:25:24.930
marriage just to make sure I could be with Lena

01:25:24.930 --> 01:25:27.609
every... Yeah, he doesn't want her. He's just

01:25:27.609 --> 01:25:33.069
told us. That's the whole goal. Time for Kayla

01:25:33.069 --> 01:25:40.989
Nicole news. That's the whole goal. Pull up slow

01:25:40.989 --> 01:26:41.180
and... Oh, yeah! No! Happy Hot Topic! Some do's

01:26:41.180 --> 01:26:43.680
and don'ts of girl strength. You must discuss

01:26:43.680 --> 01:26:46.880
the budget before you land, okay? Flights are

01:26:46.880 --> 01:26:49.760
one thing, but then once you get to Ibiza and

01:26:49.760 --> 01:26:52.279
you're trying to book a daybed at the top spot.

01:26:52.539 --> 01:26:54.439
Oh yeah, she's talking about her friends who

01:26:54.439 --> 01:26:57.859
probably have more money than her. And then we're

01:26:57.859 --> 01:26:59.630
trying to split the bills and you're... And you

01:26:59.630 --> 01:27:02.750
don't have Travis paying for it. At the end of

01:27:02.750 --> 01:27:04.350
the day, because once I get the liquor start

01:27:04.350 --> 01:27:06.090
to flowing, I need somebody to tell me to stop

01:27:06.090 --> 01:27:09.229
because I will. Just say it, bro. Turn into the

01:27:09.229 --> 01:27:10.949
rapper in the club. That's like another round.

01:27:11.329 --> 01:27:15.390
Yeah, you don't have Travis. What's up, y 'all?

01:27:16.430 --> 01:27:18.810
I don't do this often on this page, but I'm desperate.

01:27:19.270 --> 01:27:26.920
I am in search of a wellness expert. personal

01:27:26.920 --> 01:27:30.680
trainer, nutritionist, to come and be a guest

01:27:30.680 --> 01:27:32.300
on the pregame. You guys, I have been itching

01:27:32.300 --> 01:27:42.899
to do another fitness slash wellness. Time for

01:27:42.899 --> 01:27:52.020
Luigi Mangione. Hey, yeah, it's happy hour. Brian,

01:27:52.100 --> 01:27:56.399
happy in the mix. Yeah, we talking about it.

01:28:44.799 --> 01:28:47.520
New York City tonight, a major development at

01:28:47.520 --> 01:28:50.100
the federal case against alleged CEO killer Luigi

01:28:50.100 --> 01:28:53.300
Mangione. After our report last night here, sources

01:28:53.300 --> 01:28:56.020
now telling ABC News that Mangione could plead

01:28:56.020 --> 01:28:59.500
guilty. Hey, then listen, we're going to find

01:28:59.500 --> 01:29:03.010
out right now. Luigi Mangione just pleaded guilty

01:29:03.010 --> 01:29:05.250
to stalking in his federal case over the killing

01:29:05.250 --> 01:29:08.470
of United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson. Here's

01:29:08.470 --> 01:29:12.010
the thing. Do I like the healthcare companies?

01:29:12.090 --> 01:29:15.569
No! They screwed over my dad and my uncle when

01:29:15.569 --> 01:29:18.689
they both ended up dying of cancer. And, you

01:29:18.689 --> 01:29:20.890
know, they've screwed me over before when it

01:29:20.890 --> 01:29:25.229
comes to my meds. So I don't like them. But like

01:29:25.229 --> 01:29:31.140
I tell everybody, I'm over. I'm over. You can't

01:29:31.140 --> 01:29:32.800
just kill somebody because you don't like what

01:29:32.800 --> 01:29:35.899
they do. Then you can kill me because you don't

01:29:35.899 --> 01:29:39.619
like what I say. It's a bad precedent. Which

01:29:39.619 --> 01:29:41.520
is a stunning move that could torpedo his upcoming

01:29:41.520 --> 01:29:43.659
New York State trial. Here's a quick overview.

01:29:43.979 --> 01:29:45.720
Luigi said verbatim to the judge, Well, after

01:29:45.720 --> 01:29:47.420
years of enduring pain from a broken back, I

01:29:47.420 --> 01:29:50.180
shot Mr. Thompson and he died. Yeah, it makes

01:29:50.180 --> 01:29:52.939
total sense. And the thing is, all the Luigi

01:29:52.939 --> 01:29:57.520
defenders think that Brian Thompson's company

01:29:57.520 --> 01:30:01.409
screwed him over. when it wasn't real. He never

01:30:01.409 --> 01:30:03.689
had that company. What I was doing was illegal.

01:30:03.989 --> 01:30:05.890
Luigi entered the guilty plea Friday in Manhattan

01:30:05.890 --> 01:30:09.050
federal court. And the fact that if his name

01:30:09.050 --> 01:30:11.630
was Lamar, that would be different, but he's

01:30:11.630 --> 01:30:16.470
a pretty white boy. It's stupid. And any girl

01:30:16.470 --> 01:30:20.109
that finds, you know, serial killers attractive,

01:30:20.430 --> 01:30:22.949
you gotta stay away from them. get away from

01:30:22.949 --> 01:30:25.409
bringing an abrupt end to a case that has been

01:30:25.409 --> 01:30:27.510
headed for trial in january and just a month

01:30:27.510 --> 01:30:29.470
before he is scheduled to stand trial in new

01:30:29.470 --> 01:30:32.649
york on oh whatever god i don't like him he's

01:30:32.649 --> 01:30:37.029
a douche murder and other charges if you defend

01:30:37.029 --> 01:30:39.149
him and you're getting offended by my show you

01:30:39.149 --> 01:30:41.489
probably won't like the rest of it plea deal

01:30:41.489 --> 01:30:43.449
comes after sources with direct knowledge told

01:30:43.449 --> 01:30:46.189
tmz that luigi's lawyers were in serious negotiations

01:30:46.189 --> 01:30:48.649
with federal prosecutors over a deal involving

01:30:48.649 --> 01:30:53.760
a guilty plea that i am He's definitely a douche.

01:30:54.720 --> 01:30:59.840
There's no other way to put it. Oh, yeah. It's

01:30:59.840 --> 01:31:21.420
time for Hoppy's Hoops. From scandals to the

01:31:21.420 --> 01:31:24.640
court, rise and fall. Tune in, now you'll have

01:31:24.640 --> 01:31:28.640
a ball. Hoppy Owl got that shock and awe. MJ

01:31:28.640 --> 01:31:31.880
to Kobe, legends in the game. Shaq's big presence,

01:31:32.119 --> 01:31:35.140
true hall of fame. Hoppy's skills at T ain't

01:31:35.140 --> 01:31:37.880
plain tame. Behind the curtain, nothing left

01:31:37.880 --> 01:31:40.819
the same. Hoppy's loose, man, he knows it all.

01:31:41.159 --> 01:31:44.500
From scandals to the court, rise and fall. Tune

01:31:44.500 --> 01:31:47.819
in, now you'll have a ball. Hoppy Owl got that

01:31:47.819 --> 01:31:57.359
shock and awe. The Basketball and its Hall of

01:31:57.359 --> 01:31:59.579
Fame. The historic venue in Springfield, Massachusetts

01:31:59.579 --> 01:32:02.739
honors nearly... 500 members of the sport's most

01:32:02.739 --> 01:32:05.180
impactful participants, players, coaches, contributors.

01:32:05.520 --> 01:32:08.100
And this weekend, nine more inductees will join

01:32:08.100 --> 01:32:10.039
them as part of the Naismith Basketball Hall

01:32:10.039 --> 01:32:12.979
of Fame's Class of 2026. Here's the list. It

01:32:12.979 --> 01:32:16.340
includes legendary coach Doc Rivers. Oh, yeah,

01:32:16.439 --> 01:32:19.600
professional choker. Next time, all -star Amari

01:32:19.600 --> 01:32:23.119
Stoudemire. And the 1996 U .S. Women's National

01:32:23.119 --> 01:32:26.689
Team. Yeah, you got to be woke somehow. Here's

01:32:26.689 --> 01:32:28.569
Rondo saying he wants to be a coach. I mean,

01:32:28.569 --> 01:32:30.210
I'm working on it every day. I work on my craft.

01:32:30.649 --> 01:32:33.689
You know, I work on my ATOs. I listen to YouTube.

01:32:33.789 --> 01:32:36.409
I listen to different coaches. It's an ongoing

01:32:36.409 --> 01:32:37.989
process for me to continue to learn and grow.

01:32:38.350 --> 01:32:41.529
There you go. And then here's Donovan Mitchell

01:32:41.529 --> 01:32:43.670
saying he hates people that walk slow. I hate

01:32:43.670 --> 01:32:46.569
people who walk slow, too. If I'm trying to go

01:32:46.569 --> 01:32:49.149
somewhere. I hate people that choke every time

01:32:49.149 --> 01:32:51.710
the NBA playoffs are on and then get a pay raise.

01:32:55.050 --> 01:33:04.390
Hoppy Hour. It's time for Hoppy in the morning.

01:33:07.750 --> 01:33:10.409
RyanHoppyRadio .com Hoppy Hour will be right

01:33:10.409 --> 01:33:13.289
back. You probably had Taco Bell before. Whenever

01:33:13.289 --> 01:33:18.520
we're going outside, all I smell is poop. We

01:33:18.520 --> 01:33:21.260
also need to be affectionate. And you can see

01:33:21.260 --> 01:33:24.739
that with Barack and Michelle as well. They do

01:33:24.739 --> 01:33:29.239
a lot of touching, kissing, even fisting. The

01:33:29.239 --> 01:33:34.640
semen was so big. It's not lacking any meat.

01:33:34.859 --> 01:33:40.859
And that's what real women need. Stop cussing.

01:33:40.859 --> 01:33:44.199
It looks like you went and got a... job not on

01:33:44.199 --> 01:33:46.239
the ipad screen whatever the case might be in

01:33:46.239 --> 01:33:49.119
your hand and a sock and a whatever like thank

01:33:49.119 --> 01:33:52.699
you but also i would love to be getting railed

01:33:52.699 --> 01:33:55.279
but as a reminder if you don't feel like listening

01:33:55.279 --> 01:33:58.260
to this next song you can skip over it but ryan

01:33:58.260 --> 01:34:00.659
hoppy of hoppy hour takes pride in his selection

01:34:00.659 --> 01:34:05.399
so stick around folks don't worry fresno the

01:34:05.399 --> 01:34:36.800
hour will be right back We don't get no missing.

01:34:37.279 --> 01:34:39.880
Let me break it down for you. Make it simple.

01:34:40.039 --> 01:34:44.560
I got a question. I don't ask why. When you're

01:34:44.560 --> 01:34:47.380
chilling with a girl all Saturday night. You

01:34:47.380 --> 01:34:51.579
try to play me. Acting like a fool. Saw you kissing

01:34:51.579 --> 01:34:55.399
off another girl. Breaking the rules. Have fun.

01:34:55.420 --> 01:34:58.640
Have your fun in the game. But when you get home,

01:34:58.720 --> 01:35:01.680
baby, you'll be packing your things. Cause you

01:35:01.680 --> 01:35:09.319
know that you have a thing. Just stop it before

01:35:09.319 --> 01:35:44.329
you, before you mess around I let it out Was

01:35:44.329 --> 01:35:46.970
she worth the problems that you asked me? Haven't

01:35:46.970 --> 01:35:50.470
asked you to have her Call her up on the phone

01:35:50.470 --> 01:37:03.220
Tell her that Cause if your man met you and left

01:37:03.220 --> 01:37:06.020
his ex, girl What make you think he won't leave

01:37:06.020 --> 01:37:09.279
you for the next girl? Cause your husband creepin'

01:37:09.279 --> 01:37:13.140
with the girl next door It came back like a boomerang,

01:37:13.140 --> 01:37:16.640
you vexed girl Equality is what keep me and my

01:37:16.640 --> 01:37:19.319
lady standin' So when I tell her she pretty,

01:37:19.439 --> 01:37:22.439
she tell me I'm handsome If you and your man

01:37:22.439 --> 01:37:26.079
had a misunderstanding Let me bone your mind

01:37:26.079 --> 01:37:32.920
to this understanding understanding, that's a

01:37:32.920 --> 01:37:35.739
Mr. Understanding. He treats you like trash,

01:37:35.899 --> 01:37:38.760
somebody to treat you better. Cause one man's

01:37:38.760 --> 01:37:40.859
trash is another man's trash. You thought you

01:37:40.859 --> 01:37:43.020
had the best of me. You thought that you had

01:37:43.020 --> 01:37:47.220
the best of me. I knew it, but you just didn't

01:37:47.220 --> 01:37:51.079
see. Just thought that before you messed around,

01:38:53.930 --> 01:38:57.210
Back to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's

01:38:57.210 --> 01:39:11.029
Hot 97 .7. Welcome to the Hoppy Hour. In your

01:39:11.029 --> 01:39:14.210
heart, you know where you're right. And now for

01:39:14.210 --> 01:39:18.189
something completely different. Door is closing.

01:39:23.340 --> 01:40:11.430
Thank you. Ladies and gentlemen, here it is.

01:40:11.670 --> 01:40:14.909
The most listened to radio show of all time.

01:40:14.930 --> 01:40:37.600
And the other stations are tuned in too. Hey

01:40:37.600 --> 01:40:43.520
y 'all, motherfuckers, I'm here to kill them,

01:40:43.640 --> 01:40:49.939
motherfuckers, I hate y 'all Yo, yo, static crackles,

01:40:50.000 --> 01:40:52.760
hoppy on the air, spilling radio secrets, man,

01:40:52.859 --> 01:40:55.359
he don't care Airing out the closet, skeletons

01:40:55.359 --> 01:40:59.039
in bed, DJ drama, he's the one who dance, bro

01:41:05.000 --> 01:41:10.850
So it's an end of an era. Norfolk as Shaggy,

01:41:10.909 --> 01:41:15.369
who's been at Z104 for 25 years in the morning,

01:41:15.569 --> 01:41:21.130
has been let go. Now, if this was him, they haven't

01:41:21.130 --> 01:41:23.109
really said. He didn't seem like he wanted to

01:41:23.109 --> 01:41:26.729
leave. Just putting the sales team in more of

01:41:26.729 --> 01:41:30.090
a hard spot, trying to sell something. These

01:41:30.090 --> 01:41:34.409
companies have no idea that when you invest in

01:41:34.409 --> 01:41:41.810
success, oh my God! It works. But these companies

01:41:41.810 --> 01:41:44.210
are so cheap, they're getting cheap results.

01:41:46.890 --> 01:41:57.890
I never want to hear a radio program where they're

01:41:57.890 --> 01:42:01.529
listening to the radio. And then they're the

01:42:01.529 --> 01:42:05.689
same people that let people go. Maybe that's

01:42:05.689 --> 01:42:09.039
why they're not. President! Yeah, I think about

01:42:09.039 --> 01:42:25.300
that! I don't know. Yeah. Mmm. Uh -huh. Whatever.

01:42:37.289 --> 01:42:40.010
It's been all happy hour when the real begins.

01:42:40.409 --> 01:42:43.109
Turn it up loud. Let's get in the mix. From safety

01:42:43.109 --> 01:42:45.850
to the world, we bringing the fix. We bringing

01:42:45.850 --> 01:42:49.649
the fix. We bringing the fix. We bringing the

01:42:49.649 --> 01:42:52.510
fix. We bringing the fix. We bringing the fix.

01:42:52.510 --> 01:42:55.109
We bringing the fix. Come on. All right now.

01:42:55.770 --> 01:43:01.659
Happy Hot Topic. New at noon, we are learning

01:43:01.659 --> 01:43:04.239
the story behind a big crackdown on sex crimes

01:43:04.239 --> 01:43:10.060
in Hillsborough County. Losers! Operation Relentless

01:43:10.060 --> 01:43:13.239
Summer led to more than 100 arrests. That's nice.

01:43:14.560 --> 01:43:17.500
For drivers this morning, got excited. You can

01:43:17.500 --> 01:43:19.779
expect heavy traffic on the Howard Franklin Bridge

01:43:19.779 --> 01:43:25.340
this morning. I think so, Jameson. Andrew Gillum

01:43:25.340 --> 01:43:30.010
arrested again. It's this... Just to get help.

01:43:30.210 --> 01:43:32.649
Second time in two months. You gotta call in

01:43:32.649 --> 01:43:37.369
math. Hi, James! And in Anna Maria City, commissioners

01:43:37.369 --> 01:43:39.970
are considering a new parking proposal. Alright,

01:43:40.390 --> 01:43:43.729
and we'll add paid hourly parking. Man, these

01:43:43.729 --> 01:43:50.369
boomers are screwing us! You all suck! You douchebags!

01:43:51.609 --> 01:43:53.630
...talker here because flat cameras out there

01:43:53.630 --> 01:43:55.770
are bringing debates about safety as well as

01:43:55.770 --> 01:43:58.489
privacy, but police in Sarasota say someone...

01:43:58.859 --> 01:44:00.960
Took the dislike of that equipment just too far.

01:44:01.159 --> 01:44:07.119
I am. No, not the fly camera. I'm so sad. Shut

01:44:07.119 --> 01:44:12.960
up. Freaking douchebags. This just in, Hillsborough

01:44:12.960 --> 01:44:15.180
County deputies have arrested the man you see

01:44:15.180 --> 01:44:18.560
here. Oh, he looks like a criminal. Accused of

01:44:18.560 --> 01:44:20.960
inappropriate communication with a former student.

01:44:21.239 --> 01:44:23.739
Oh, keep him away from my kid. They say Christian

01:44:23.739 --> 01:44:26.680
Schneider is a teacher at Memorial Middle School

01:44:26.680 --> 01:44:29.140
in Seminole Heights. Oh, he should not be teaching

01:44:29.140 --> 01:44:31.539
in Seminole Heights. But the investigation involves

01:44:31.539 --> 01:44:33.819
a former student from Franklin Middle School.

01:44:34.020 --> 01:44:35.600
Franklin Middle School, they need to get the

01:44:35.600 --> 01:44:39.020
mouth shut. Well, back in Pinellas County this

01:44:39.020 --> 01:44:40.800
morning, a couple who have been... God, Caitlin,

01:44:40.899 --> 01:44:45.560
this reporter is so freaking hot. Mmm! It's delightful

01:44:45.560 --> 01:44:51.159
how hot she is! And then these 12 sick dogs at

01:44:51.159 --> 01:44:54.619
a park in Largo are pleading guilty to animal

01:44:54.619 --> 01:44:59.800
cruelty now. Ah, yeah, Largo. Mmm! Good old Largo!

01:45:00.319 --> 01:45:02.920
Well, school is back in full swing, and Bradenton

01:45:02.920 --> 01:45:05.600
police say some drivers need a refresher on the

01:45:05.600 --> 01:45:09.479
rules. Oh, yeah. On the very first day of school,

01:45:09.579 --> 01:45:13.060
the city's school zone cameras caught 68 speeders.

01:45:13.600 --> 01:45:18.880
Morons. Probably all had Kelton. Well, this woman,

01:45:19.039 --> 01:45:21.340
Jasmine Kyler, is in jail tonight after Polk

01:45:21.340 --> 01:45:24.159
County deputies say... She attacked a man and

01:45:24.159 --> 01:45:26.760
a deputy in Haines City. What a baseball man.

01:45:26.979 --> 01:45:30.760
What a friggin' man. Mm -hmm. Your utilities

01:45:30.760 --> 01:45:33.100
this fall. The city of St. Pete says the higher

01:45:33.100 --> 01:45:34.880
fees are needed to pay for aging infrastructure,

01:45:35.159 --> 01:45:37.119
flood protection. Yeah, thanks. It's that dish.

01:45:38.460 --> 01:45:43.079
Appreciate it, you scum. Big. Man, you suck.

01:45:43.880 --> 01:45:47.979
God, you're a bitch. Mm. And other critical upgrades.

01:45:48.220 --> 01:45:50.000
Yeah. I'm glad we're the ones that get screwed

01:45:50.000 --> 01:45:53.640
in the end. Well, it doesn't affect the politicians.

01:45:53.819 --> 01:45:56.960
Aren't you sick of that? But lots of us are already

01:45:56.960 --> 01:45:59.000
watching our budgets. It means another monthly

01:45:59.000 --> 01:46:02.119
expense, too. 10 TV news reporter Ash Patel is

01:46:02.119 --> 01:46:04.140
live from City Hall right now, breaking down

01:46:04.140 --> 01:46:10.800
what we can all expect to pay, Asha. Asha. How

01:46:10.800 --> 01:46:13.939
it is. Yeah, the city is looking at changes to

01:46:13.939 --> 01:46:17.359
water, storm water, reclaimed water and sanitation.

01:46:17.659 --> 01:46:19.539
And like, oh, yeah, you know, there's another

01:46:19.539 --> 01:46:21.760
way they could pay for it. But like the sheep

01:46:21.760 --> 01:46:25.760
will pay for it. Man, this generation just left

01:46:25.760 --> 01:46:29.399
us with a bunch of crap. Just a bunch of crap.

01:46:29.739 --> 01:46:32.279
He said the city really hopes that these increases

01:46:32.279 --> 01:46:35.600
can help St. Pete be resilient from flooding.

01:46:35.619 --> 01:46:40.699
Oh, yeah. Call DeSantis. I thought he was such

01:46:40.699 --> 01:46:46.060
a good governor. He sucks. I know the big question,

01:46:46.140 --> 01:46:48.420
if you're watching from St. Pete right now, is

01:46:48.420 --> 01:46:51.979
how much will I really be paying? I don't know.

01:46:52.460 --> 01:46:54.880
Either way, it's more than we're paying now.

01:46:55.119 --> 01:46:59.619
And that's not good. At all. Tampa man accused

01:46:59.619 --> 01:47:02.260
of kidnapping and sexually assaulting a DoorDash

01:47:02.260 --> 01:47:04.380
driver, then shooting at the people who came

01:47:04.380 --> 01:47:07.180
to her rescue, is on trial. Oh, I'm delightful.

01:47:08.279 --> 01:47:11.479
Well, a man in Venice is facing charges after

01:47:11.479 --> 01:47:14.100
investigators say he made threats to carry out

01:47:14.100 --> 01:47:17.479
a mass shooting and bomb attacks. He's a 19 -year

01:47:17.479 --> 01:47:19.720
-old. He's barely a man. He's a pussy. The Florida

01:47:19.720 --> 01:47:22.600
Department of Law Enforcement. Man, he's 19.

01:47:23.260 --> 01:47:26.579
He's not a man. A Tampa man is facing multiple

01:47:26.579 --> 01:47:29.939
charges tonight after deputies say he exposed

01:47:29.939 --> 01:47:33.489
himself and attacked a kid near a school. Oh.

01:47:33.810 --> 01:47:36.270
The Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office. Loser!

01:47:37.310 --> 01:47:40.189
Say this man right here, being arrested, 32 -year

01:47:40.189 --> 01:47:43.390
-old Quays Moore. Man, he's 32. Wow, he is rough.

01:47:43.829 --> 01:47:46.329
I mean, I look good to me. I don't really show

01:47:46.329 --> 01:47:48.369
myself that much, but I look good. Trust me.

01:47:48.850 --> 01:48:10.949
Yeah. Hi, Jay. Arlington Heights, where the stories

01:48:10.949 --> 01:48:15.850
flow. Ryan Hobbs got the mic, he's running the

01:48:15.850 --> 01:48:21.210
show. He calls it like it is, no sugar, no glaze.

01:48:23.430 --> 01:48:47.460
Serving up the truth in a Midwest blaze. Giving

01:48:47.460 --> 01:48:53.659
you the deal. Another batch of tickets for the

01:48:53.659 --> 01:48:56.000
Obama Presidential Center went on sale about

01:48:56.000 --> 01:48:58.880
an hour ago. Yeah, it's for January. And of course,

01:48:58.880 --> 01:49:00.779
I'm missing out by like two weeks. I'm going

01:49:00.779 --> 01:49:08.039
in December 19th. Describes my life. Hundreds

01:49:08.039 --> 01:49:10.739
of thousands of people in our area are also waking

01:49:10.739 --> 01:49:13.199
up in the dark this morning. Yeah, there was

01:49:13.199 --> 01:49:16.199
massive power outages, man. I don't know. I know

01:49:16.199 --> 01:49:18.479
some people are against global warming or climate

01:49:18.479 --> 01:49:21.180
change, but there is something going on in the

01:49:21.180 --> 01:49:24.060
Midwest. More than 400 ,000 people in Illinois

01:49:24.060 --> 01:49:26.800
and Indiana still don't have power. That's right.

01:49:28.060 --> 01:49:31.159
There's some storms, man. It's scary out there.

01:49:32.120 --> 01:49:35.600
From felony death by motor vehicle to second

01:49:35.600 --> 01:49:37.500
-degree murder, the Guilford County District

01:49:37.500 --> 01:49:40.380
Attorney's Office has confirmed it plans to upgrade

01:49:40.380 --> 01:49:43.020
the charges against a 26 -year -old woman. This

01:49:43.020 --> 01:49:46.500
is Greensboro News in Chicago. All right, well,

01:49:46.539 --> 01:49:47.899
I'm glad they're doing that. This is the wrong

01:49:47.899 --> 01:49:52.000
city. Oops. Well, the Bears could have an update

01:49:52.000 --> 01:49:55.539
on their plans for a new stadium. Nothing happened.

01:49:56.239 --> 01:49:59.619
When the local mayor said they had no idea, to

01:49:59.619 --> 01:50:01.239
me, that was like, yeah, it ain't happening today.

01:50:01.710 --> 01:50:04.050
Chicago police have confirmed to us that four

01:50:04.050 --> 01:50:06.729
people have been shot near a park. Police say

01:50:06.729 --> 01:50:09.109
just after 9 .30 this morning, a dark -colored

01:50:09.109 --> 01:50:11.470
vehicle stopped on Pine near Lake Street and

01:50:11.470 --> 01:50:14.909
began firing before speeding off. Loser. Just

01:50:14.909 --> 01:50:21.350
a bunch of criminals. Okay, wave after wave of

01:50:21.350 --> 01:50:23.609
severe weather can have an impact on your mental

01:50:23.609 --> 01:50:27.229
health. Oh, yeah. Not alone. What up, Al's and

01:50:27.229 --> 01:50:31.020
Rosati? If you've been feeling overwhelmed. I'm

01:50:31.020 --> 01:50:32.720
overwhelmed just thinking about plowing you.

01:50:33.500 --> 01:50:37.319
While some cities are canceling contracts with

01:50:37.319 --> 01:50:39.579
police surveillance giant Flock, the city of

01:50:39.579 --> 01:50:44.479
Harvey is embracing it. Oh, yeah. You know, Harvey.

01:50:45.239 --> 01:50:48.180
I got to do it again just for a little bit. Why

01:50:48.180 --> 01:50:56.520
not? Oh, yeah. I won't do it too much. It's Harvey.

01:51:04.040 --> 01:51:13.420
Water. But the city of Harvey. There you go.

01:51:13.539 --> 01:51:20.659
All right. Time for Fresno News. And now, back

01:51:20.659 --> 01:51:24.079
to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's

01:51:24.079 --> 01:51:36.250
Hot 97 .7. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Microphone

01:51:36.250 --> 01:51:41.810
king. 6ix9ine tower. Fresno's loud and sour.

01:51:42.029 --> 01:51:44.289
Mic in his grip. Got the world feeling sour.

01:51:44.590 --> 01:51:46.949
Poppy on the block. Dropping facts like boulders.

01:51:47.050 --> 01:51:49.369
Word cut sharply. The city on his shoulders.

01:51:49.649 --> 01:51:52.810
News so raw. Unfiltered truth spray. Fresno's

01:51:52.810 --> 01:51:55.550
posting every word that he say. No sugar coat.

01:51:55.649 --> 01:52:08.699
No bow. No disguise. You're already concerned

01:52:08.699 --> 01:52:12.420
about the welfare of a Merced dog leads to action.

01:52:12.899 --> 01:52:17.460
So the Husky is now safe. This is the picture

01:52:17.460 --> 01:52:20.420
right here of Sweet. Thank God the dog's safe.

01:52:20.779 --> 01:52:24.640
I was thinking about it all day. Housing can

01:52:24.640 --> 01:52:27.220
pose a challenge for college students with kids,

01:52:27.460 --> 01:52:29.739
but a new Fresno State development is helping

01:52:29.739 --> 01:52:31.920
keep families together. All right, there you

01:52:31.920 --> 01:52:35.140
go. All the kids, they got pregnant at like 16.

01:52:35.359 --> 01:52:40.199
Mm -hmm. You know, there's, what do we have here?

01:52:42.100 --> 01:52:43.680
I just want to know why you're here to meet a

01:52:43.680 --> 01:52:45.319
16 -year -old boy. That's it. Take a look at

01:52:45.319 --> 01:52:49.079
these videos. I use these like millennial dudes

01:52:49.079 --> 01:52:50.880
confronting pedophiles, but then none of the

01:52:50.880 --> 01:52:58.159
evidence can be used with the cops. I don't know.

01:52:58.199 --> 01:53:00.720
Listen, I don't like pedophiles at all, but I

01:53:00.720 --> 01:53:03.060
think this is such cloud chasing because it can't

01:53:03.060 --> 01:53:23.319
be used. The officers never want it. He speaks

01:53:23.319 --> 01:53:26.399
his mind. Hoppy our NEM. Ryan Hoppy on the Frank

01:53:26.399 --> 01:54:01.060
Tampa Bay. There's got to be an app. There's

01:54:01.060 --> 01:54:03.680
got to be some way to make this better. And that's

01:54:03.680 --> 01:54:06.739
where Stands By Me came from. A new app to help

01:54:06.739 --> 01:54:12.699
people find food in deserts. At noon, a young

01:54:12.699 --> 01:54:14.760
man is facing charges following a home break

01:54:14.760 --> 01:54:16.819
-in linked to drugs last night here in the city.

01:54:17.319 --> 01:54:19.380
Alright, they found a criminal with a machine

01:54:19.380 --> 01:54:22.640
gun. Nice. Machine gun and drugs always mix well.

01:54:23.600 --> 01:54:26.319
And despite some student opposition, our CSD

01:54:26.319 --> 01:54:28.840
school administrators believe police presence

01:54:28.840 --> 01:54:32.600
on school campuses is still required. I would

01:54:32.600 --> 01:54:34.399
say it should be always there. At least one or

01:54:34.399 --> 01:54:38.659
two cops. E -bikes. But not the fat ones. Not

01:54:38.659 --> 01:54:41.460
at all. Are everywhere, right? So there's an

01:54:41.460 --> 01:54:46.420
e -bike crackdown in Rochester. Yeah. E -bikes,

01:54:46.460 --> 01:54:50.579
data centers, fly cameras. That is a 2026. Louisville

01:54:50.579 --> 01:55:01.470
news. Yeah, I was hoppin', hoppin' Yeah, yeah

01:55:01.470 --> 01:55:07.090
From St. Pete, he pull up clean 6 '9", frame

01:55:07.090 --> 01:55:10.270
tall like the dream Rhyme hoppin', he don't bite

01:55:10.270 --> 01:55:12.909
his tongue Spay it to your face, let the whole

01:55:12.909 --> 01:55:15.550
thing run Louisville nights, he done touched

01:55:15.550 --> 01:55:18.789
that mic Talk real talk, kept it raw all night

01:55:18.789 --> 01:55:22.050
Text datin' stars who fell from greats Then they

01:55:22.050 --> 01:55:24.569
throw that throwback in the place World, world,

01:55:24.609 --> 01:55:27.359
why wait? Hit a call, go far From the Gulf to

01:55:27.359 --> 01:55:30.359
the world, from town to bar. He speak his mind,

01:55:30.460 --> 01:55:33.180
let the chips all fall. When Hoppy say it, you

01:55:33.180 --> 01:55:37.560
can feel that wall. Hoppy hour, Hoppy hour. Say

01:55:37.560 --> 01:55:42.159
it loud, say it louder. Hoppy hour, Hoppy hour.

01:55:42.439 --> 01:55:45.920
Brian speaks and the groove gets louder. Mm -hmm.

01:55:46.119 --> 01:55:52.220
Yo! Hoppy Hot Topic! Tonight, the town of Palmyra,

01:55:52.319 --> 01:55:54.619
Indiana, has posted that it's shutting off water

01:55:54.619 --> 01:55:57.659
to residents coming up at 7 .30 tonight. Ah,

01:55:57.699 --> 01:56:02.039
it's the most Indiana thing ever. Mm -hmm. This

01:56:02.039 --> 01:56:05.220
was a choice made by a supervisor, and it was

01:56:05.220 --> 01:56:06.960
based on the information that they were provided

01:56:06.960 --> 01:56:11.159
at the time. A Wednesday night brought storms

01:56:11.159 --> 01:56:14.039
and confusion to Harding County residents when

01:56:14.039 --> 01:56:17.119
the tornado sirens went off. Yeah, that was frightening.

01:56:17.460 --> 01:56:24.760
Mm -hmm. All right, what do we got here? A $1

01:56:24.760 --> 01:56:28.399
piece of rubber could potentially unravel thousands

01:56:28.399 --> 01:56:31.659
of DUI cases across Florida and hundreds in Jacksonville.

01:56:31.779 --> 01:56:33.760
I'm Yana Gavino in tonight for Tanika Hughes.

01:56:34.039 --> 01:56:36.020
I'm Ben Becker. The integrity of breathalyzers

01:56:36.020 --> 01:56:38.340
were put to the test. Actually, as Jax has learned,

01:56:38.460 --> 01:56:40.840
a landmark legal battle in Duval County. I'm

01:56:40.840 --> 01:56:43.500
messing this up. All right, so that was supposed

01:56:43.500 --> 01:56:45.479
to be Jacksonville news. Jesus Christ, I'm sorry.

01:56:45.619 --> 01:56:49.409
Whatever. Aaron is someone who loves children.

01:56:49.590 --> 01:56:52.449
But now 27 -year -old Aaron Burke is facing child

01:56:52.449 --> 01:56:54.850
endangerment and simple assault charges. She

01:56:54.850 --> 01:56:57.189
looks like a pig. I'm not surprised. Mm -hmm.

01:56:58.149 --> 01:57:02.090
All right. Time for Jacksonville News since we

01:57:02.090 --> 01:57:05.390
just did it. Oops. I did it again. Oops. Yeah.

01:57:07.750 --> 01:57:15.029
Yeah. Yeah. Uh. Uh. Brown hoppy on the dial.

01:57:15.109 --> 01:57:17.600
He don't fold. Woo. Woo. Hoppy hour on the air,

01:57:17.640 --> 01:57:20.779
truth told cold Jacksonville headlines, he call

01:57:20.779 --> 01:57:22.840
it like he see it If it's foul in the Duval,

01:57:22.859 --> 01:57:25.460
best believe he gon' read it He speak his mind,

01:57:25.520 --> 01:57:28.340
no script, no filter Make the room get tense,

01:57:28.439 --> 01:57:31.659
he get stiller Clips in the feed, names in the

01:57:31.659 --> 01:57:34.100
mud He don't smile through lies, he cut through

01:57:34.100 --> 01:57:38.140
the crud Say it loud, say it plain Heat in the

01:57:38.140 --> 01:57:41.319
talk, rain on the lane Street view trouble on

01:57:41.319 --> 01:57:44.060
the map tonight He point at that mask, make the

01:57:44.060 --> 01:58:00.989
whole thing bite Duval Amazon driver's patriotic

01:58:00.989 --> 01:58:02.989
gesture during a delivery brought two strangers

01:58:02.989 --> 01:58:05.430
together. After seeing the moment on her doorbell

01:58:05.430 --> 01:58:08.090
camera, a Bullitt County woman. So it was a guy

01:58:08.090 --> 01:58:10.210
doing the national anthem while delivering for

01:58:10.210 --> 01:58:13.550
Amazon and riveting. Your property could be targeted

01:58:13.550 --> 01:58:16.600
without you even knowing it. Yeah, there's a

01:58:16.600 --> 01:58:18.840
scam going on. A Louisville pastor is accused

01:58:18.840 --> 01:58:21.439
of forging a deed in an attempt to take ownership

01:58:21.439 --> 01:58:26.760
of a woman's land. Oh, good pastor. So religious.

01:58:28.340 --> 01:58:43.689
Religious people being funnies? No way. From

01:58:43.689 --> 01:58:47.289
Winston -Salem, I'm talkin' clean Spirulina breeze

01:58:47.289 --> 01:58:49.949
in my daily routine Got the draw when I roll

01:58:49.949 --> 01:58:53.109
through the lines Slow with the words, but the

01:58:53.109 --> 01:58:55.430
thought still shines Rhyme hoppin' on the mic

01:58:55.430 --> 01:58:59.649
all day Out of Tampa Bay, he don't play Say what

01:58:59.649 --> 01:59:02.390
he mean, let the truth come through If it hit

01:59:02.390 --> 01:59:05.489
the room, then it hit the room He don't bite

01:59:05.489 --> 01:59:11.590
his tongue No, he let it fly If it's on his mind

01:59:33.809 --> 01:59:37.090
All right, we got 20 seconds left before Fresno

01:59:37.090 --> 01:59:58.470
ends. How it is? What a Monday show, right? Oh,

01:59:58.470 --> 02:00:08.909
yeah. All right. What do we got here? Well, it

02:00:08.909 --> 02:00:10.750
is official. Wake Forest alum Michael Brennan

02:00:10.750 --> 02:00:13.770
is the last winner ever of the Wyndham Championship.

02:00:14.300 --> 02:00:19.020
Hell yeah. Good old Wake Forest. Mm -hmm. Thanks,

02:00:19.039 --> 02:00:22.119
Alex. Well, there will be no charges in a locker

02:00:22.119 --> 02:00:24.579
room incident at Reagan High School. Yeah, they're

02:00:24.579 --> 02:00:27.920
never champagne. It's just kids fighting. A grand

02:00:27.920 --> 02:00:30.140
jury decided there's not enough evidence to charge

02:00:30.140 --> 02:00:32.239
a North Carolina man who was accused of planning

02:00:32.239 --> 02:00:35.359
a mass shooting at a New Orleans festival. Well,

02:00:35.359 --> 02:00:37.479
yeah, that's the problem is the criminals keep

02:00:37.479 --> 02:00:39.560
getting away with it and then he'll do it in

02:00:39.560 --> 02:00:41.680
the future. Oh, but we don't have enough proof

02:00:41.680 --> 02:00:44.310
because you suck at your job. You're the flock,

02:00:44.329 --> 02:01:40.229
Henry Osweib. We'll be right back. News at 10

02:01:40.229 --> 02:01:43.770
o 'clock. 16 people hurt by lightning at the

02:01:43.770 --> 02:01:47.069
Grafton Correctional Institution. Oh yeah, you

02:01:47.069 --> 02:01:50.810
gotta be in prison. This summer, the city of

02:01:50.810 --> 02:01:52.930
Mansfield has been focused on curbing speeding

02:01:52.930 --> 02:01:56.710
along a popular road. There's a drag racing.

02:01:57.930 --> 02:02:00.890
And then when I was knocked to the ground, some

02:02:00.890 --> 02:02:04.890
people came over and helped me out. And I just

02:02:04.890 --> 02:02:11.590
couldn't believe it happened. Oh, it is. A 78

02:02:11.590 --> 02:02:14.210
-year -old East Cleveland woman is shaken to

02:02:14.210 --> 02:02:17.170
say the very least. A man jumped into her car

02:02:17.170 --> 02:02:20.130
and drove off. She was carjacked while she was

02:02:20.130 --> 02:03:00.380
pumping gas. Ah, another day in Cleveland. They

02:03:00.380 --> 02:03:03.079
used to harbor it here. We think this is art.

02:03:03.140 --> 02:03:05.180
It could be worse, though. At least we're not

02:03:05.180 --> 02:03:11.100
Detroit. We're not Detroit. Keep people from

02:03:11.100 --> 02:03:12.899
looking at their own lives and realizing how

02:03:12.899 --> 02:03:15.859
bad they've actually gotten, you know? I mean,

02:03:15.979 --> 02:03:20.159
if you couldn't get drunk and paint yourself

02:03:20.159 --> 02:03:23.380
orange and brown every Sunday, you might realize

02:03:23.380 --> 02:03:35.989
I live in Cleveland. And then he's looking around

02:03:35.989 --> 02:03:37.569
at your tiny little house that you can't afford

02:03:37.569 --> 02:03:39.409
because of the mortgage crisis and your horrible

02:03:39.409 --> 02:03:41.810
little sloppy kids who all have diabetes by the

02:03:41.810 --> 02:03:43.250
time they're eight because they live on corn

02:03:43.250 --> 02:03:47.029
syrup and lye. And then you look at your big

02:03:47.029 --> 02:03:49.229
bloated mess of a wife and she waddles towards

02:03:49.229 --> 02:03:51.050
you with her front butt spilling out over the

02:03:51.050 --> 02:03:53.970
top of her acid wash jeans. And he's like, I'm

02:03:53.970 --> 02:03:55.810
going to go shoot myself and my pregnant 12 -year

02:03:55.810 --> 02:04:08.930
-old daughter, right? You like it? You think

02:04:08.930 --> 02:04:11.250
Cleveland's cool? I mean, I never heard anybody

02:04:11.250 --> 02:04:14.250
say, I'm going to Cleveland on vacation. I don't

02:04:14.250 --> 02:04:45.659
know. What's so great about Cleveland? Like on

02:04:45.659 --> 02:04:48.899
the outside, whether you're white, or black,

02:04:49.140 --> 02:04:52.619
or Sasquatch even. As long as you follow your

02:04:52.619 --> 02:04:55.779
dreams, no matter how crazy or against the law

02:04:55.779 --> 02:04:59.800
it is. Except for Sasquatch. If you're Sasquatch,

02:04:59.880 --> 02:05:02.020
the rules are different. Forget it, Meatwad.

02:05:02.439 --> 02:05:05.699
I'm a circus freak. That's all I'll ever be.

02:05:06.939 --> 02:05:09.140
Whatever. Finally, I'm one of those guys who

02:05:09.140 --> 02:05:10.920
can't wait to get to work in the morning. Like

02:05:10.920 --> 02:05:25.630
a dairy cow. Ah! Ah! Oh, yes! Yes! Oh! Strike

02:05:25.630 --> 02:05:29.550
the climate. Strike the climate. And he got it!

02:05:29.770 --> 02:05:34.729
That is it! That is what I said! That's number

02:05:34.729 --> 02:05:39.090
five! Are you kidding me? That's right! What

02:05:39.090 --> 02:05:41.789
do you think you are? I am! So if there's a few

02:05:41.789 --> 02:05:44.369
bucks left over, you know, go get some nice...

02:05:46.890 --> 02:05:50.189
$90 ,000 prostitute, please. Oh, do they have

02:05:50.189 --> 02:05:53.430
$91 ,000 ones? Yeah, good, and if you got an

02:05:53.430 --> 02:05:56.689
albino, send her up, too. In, like, 20 minutes,

02:05:56.729 --> 02:05:59.189
I'm gonna be asleep, so get them up there. I

02:05:59.189 --> 02:06:02.289
had, like, half a bottle of melatonin, six beers,

02:06:02.590 --> 02:06:06.210
this whole f***ing bucket of chicken. Oh, the

02:06:06.210 --> 02:06:27.439
Sandman is coming. Oh, no! PhDs in four scientific

02:06:27.439 --> 02:06:32.079
disciplines. Really? Why do you think they call

02:06:32.079 --> 02:06:35.819
me Dr. Quinn? I just thought that was a nickname.

02:06:36.180 --> 02:06:41.380
You know, like Dr. Gray. God, you're stupid.

02:06:45.520 --> 02:06:50.239
God, you're stupid. Hey, shut your ass. What

02:06:50.239 --> 02:06:52.579
is it now, Hoop? Have you turned on the TV lately?

02:06:52.819 --> 02:06:55.600
No, why? From Judd Winner, the maker For gals

02:06:55.600 --> 02:06:57.619
going wild comes a little something for the ladies.

02:06:58.039 --> 02:07:03.399
Sack Flashers. Awesome. All right. It takes balls

02:07:03.399 --> 02:07:05.220
to do what they're doing. But these boys have

02:07:05.220 --> 02:07:07.680
got them and more. They're Sack Flashers. We

02:07:07.680 --> 02:07:13.079
love Sack Flashers. Oh, it's a sack attack. Order

02:07:13.079 --> 02:07:15.640
now and get Sack Flashers 2. Sacks in the city.

02:07:15.739 --> 02:07:20.020
With bonus material. Beach balls. All right.

02:07:20.060 --> 02:07:23.380
Get out of here. First 100 callers get this free

02:07:23.380 --> 02:07:25.220
Sack Flashers code sack. Operators are standing

02:07:25.220 --> 02:07:28.039
by. You'd be nuts to pass up on this offer. Mm

02:07:28.039 --> 02:07:30.699
-hmm. I mean, someone at church or internet night

02:07:30.699 --> 02:07:33.239
or something. Ooh, wouldn't that be nice? Wouldn't

02:07:33.239 --> 02:07:35.539
they put them fire poppers up your buttholes?

02:07:35.760 --> 02:07:38.319
Now, that's a good... No, not that specific,

02:07:38.420 --> 02:07:41.380
sir. But why? That's how I met your great -grandpappy.

02:07:41.460 --> 02:07:44.380
Oh, he loves him a good butthole. I told you

02:07:44.380 --> 02:07:46.720
not, never, ever, not, no, damn, don't, never,

02:07:46.739 --> 02:07:49.039
verbulate that man's name in the house again.

02:07:49.460 --> 02:07:53.520
I don't think you said his name. Busy banging

02:07:53.520 --> 02:07:56.880
to exchange business cards. Don't you go Facebook

02:07:56.880 --> 02:07:59.199
him on the iBox, neither. Sheriff says you race

02:07:59.199 --> 02:08:01.079
from down hell down to the library. Yeah, you

02:08:01.079 --> 02:08:04.520
know I do. You go strong, you don't go at all.

02:08:09.039 --> 02:08:12.739
Whoa, a real live robot. Or is that some kind

02:08:12.739 --> 02:08:16.420
of cheesy New Year's costume? Bite my shiny metal

02:08:16.420 --> 02:08:20.119
ass. It doesn't look so shiny to me. Shiner than

02:08:20.119 --> 02:08:54.779
yours, meatbag. MMMMMMMMMM And that is that.

02:08:57.300 --> 02:09:06.439
Hoppy Hour. Hoppy Hour. It's time for Hoppy in

02:09:06.439 --> 02:09:13.619
the morning. RyanHoppyRadio .com Hoppy Hour will

02:09:13.619 --> 02:09:27.539
be right back. He probably has Taco Bell. As

02:09:27.539 --> 02:09:29.560
a reminder, if you don't feel like listening

02:09:29.560 --> 02:09:32.279
to this next song, you can skip over it. But

02:09:32.279 --> 02:09:34.960
Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection,

02:09:35.220 --> 02:10:02.340
so stick around, folks. T -H -I, got a new sound.

02:10:02.619 --> 02:10:06.500
Makin' all the hoes get down. Made a big man,

02:10:06.840 --> 02:10:09.760
make it change swang. Pimps and the players gon'

02:10:09.819 --> 02:10:13.100
do the damn thing. Comin' in the club, takin'

02:10:13.100 --> 02:10:15.800
over streets. Takin' over man with the throat

02:10:15.800 --> 02:10:19.399
out beats. Got them on charge, got them on lock.

02:10:19.600 --> 02:10:22.060
Everywhere we go, guaranteed to blow the spot.

02:10:22.359 --> 02:10:25.000
Messages to them haters, tryin' to say them gays.

02:10:35.460 --> 02:11:23.890
We'll be right back. I ain't even driving, I'm

02:11:23.890 --> 02:11:42.109
just parking lot pimpin' Slide open the We got

02:11:42.109 --> 02:11:45.369
the rhythm, we got the flow, we got the music

02:11:45.369 --> 02:11:48.850
getting down on the floor. We got the rhythm.

02:12:05.550 --> 02:12:08.949
Don't be putting no changes in my journey I want

02:12:08.949 --> 02:12:12.569
too high like it's poundin' Smoke, jang, smoke,

02:12:12.750 --> 02:12:15.770
jang People say, smoke, jang, smoke, jang People

02:12:15.770 --> 02:12:19.409
say, been all on the earth I don't even care,

02:12:19.510 --> 02:12:22.829
speech all slurred Nothin' in my cup, this shit

02:12:22.829 --> 02:12:25.810
is all good Now I'm hidin' the motherfucker makin'

02:12:25.810 --> 02:12:28.810
up words Lookin' like men, I like them light

02:12:28.810 --> 02:13:29.470
skin We'll be right back. will be right back.

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may have known me as Hammer and Hank. I was labeled

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as slow when I started school. Come to find out

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at the age of 12, the doctors decided I was autistic.

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Now at the age of 48, I have completed an associate's

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degree in radio broadcasting and worked in the

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San Francisco Bay Area as an on -air personality.

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So yes, I am different. People of autism have

02:16:54.190 --> 02:16:57.770
no need No different than you. Laugh, laugh,

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love, and learn to gain education and join the

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workforce. I did it, and so can anyone else with

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autism. So when you meet someone with autism,

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don't feel sorry for them. Work with them. Find

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out for yourself that autism isn't a disease,

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it's a condition. To find out more about autism,

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please visit AutismSpeaks .org. Autism Speaks.

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It's time to listen. Blow the candles out, blow

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the candles out, blow the candles out Blow the

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candles out. Blow the all -white phantom out.

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I'm a gun with the pants and the shirt and the

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shoes and the hat with the shades and the chain

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and the watch is the reason I be standing now.

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That's where ice will spin that cake while I

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take the icing off the cake. Uh -huh. It's good

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to be there, y 'all. Come on, everybody. Let's

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go celebrate with me. Yeah. We'll be right back.

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This bad new Gucci bag matching Gucci pumps.

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Shoes matching the belt. Skirt matching the blouse.

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Chain matching the rank. Yeah, I'm doing my thing.

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Y 'all got so many haters. Why is so many hating?

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Sick like a mental patient. I floss like a dentist

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patient. This shit testing my patience. This

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shit working my nerves. I'm getting spending

02:19:52.139 --> 02:19:54.159
that money like the church in the cave. Letting

02:19:54.159 --> 02:19:56.700
on gay skin. Blowing trish in the wind. Just

02:19:56.700 --> 02:20:01.819
like. Yeah. Wapping those tags. These diesels

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busting the stage. I'm a hood star and I'm partying

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like a rock star. I do it like it hurts. You

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can have it your way. I can bring another bitch

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and y 'all can do it her way. Let's go. This

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to come back and I'll be out and keep this party

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going. Hello again. It's your favorite San Francisco

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DJ, Hammerin' Hank. I may look normal, but the

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truth is, I have a condition known as autism.

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That's right, it's a condition, not a disease.

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That is, autism can strike anyone, regardless

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of who they are. People with autism normally

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have difficulties in verbal and nonverbal communication

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skills, social interactions, and leisure activities.

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In a recent study, people with autism are less

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likely to have a job and more likely I beat the

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odds by having loving friends and family, having

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a college education. I have even worked in the

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San Francisco Bay Area as an honorary personality

02:23:34.030 --> 02:23:36.549
for many years. Always remember that people with

02:23:36.549 --> 02:23:39.250
autism want the same things as you, to be happy

02:23:39.250 --> 02:23:41.629
and successful. To find out more about autism,

02:23:41.889 --> 02:23:44.270
please contact your local mental health center

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or visit autismspeech .org. This is Cameron Hink,

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and I appreciate your kindness. to bring joy

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to my city. Niggas out here broke, got the nerve

02:24:14.430 --> 02:24:16.409
to be picky. Get my man some bread, cause I hate

02:24:16.409 --> 02:24:18.170
to see him shitty. Go back to selling dope just

02:24:18.170 --> 02:24:20.370
to make a pretty penny. Keeping it 100, but niggas

02:24:20.370 --> 02:24:22.149
think keep it 50. Chicago before they, everybody

02:24:22.149 --> 02:24:23.989
acting like we 50. I told my bitch, you fucking

02:24:23.989 --> 02:24:25.569
with the greatest, and you see me. The realest

02:24:25.569 --> 02:24:27.549
of the realest, and the realest of my city. Stacking

02:24:27.549 --> 02:24:29.530
your babies, getting killed for no reason. Niggas

02:24:29.530 --> 02:24:31.450
cracking cars, zeroing all they peoples. Real

02:24:31.450 --> 02:24:33.110
niggas get blessings, share with they niggas.

02:24:33.149 --> 02:24:35.049
Real niggas fuck bitches, care to they niggas.

02:24:35.170 --> 02:24:37.010
Many toes for everybody, breaking down and swishing.

02:24:37.170 --> 02:24:39.030
Put the loud end right around to some music.

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Only take a break, cause I gotta get to it. But

02:24:44.010 --> 02:24:45.809
This guy killed when they was hootin' Cause I'm

02:24:45.809 --> 02:24:47.549
broke, niggas beefing, started shooting Guns

02:24:47.549 --> 02:24:49.129
got abusive and these niggas, they abuse it And

02:24:49.129 --> 02:24:50.610
the sad part about it, they didn't even make

02:24:50.610 --> 02:24:52.329
the news I'm trying to get through it, so I'm

02:24:52.329 --> 02:24:53.750
watching all my movements Checking bags like

02:24:53.750 --> 02:24:55.549
Nike, so I tell them, just do it Tell my niggas,

02:24:55.549 --> 02:24:56.969
they my brothers, and I treat them like my brothers

02:24:56.969 --> 02:24:58.010
Cause my brothers and my niggas, and my niggas,

02:24:58.010 --> 02:24:59.989
so we equals each other Life is but a dream,

02:25:00.069 --> 02:25:01.709
till you wake up with your mother Smoke a Mary

02:25:01.709 --> 02:25:03.729
Jake, and you know more drama Still you don't

02:25:03.729 --> 02:25:05.409
come, I'm skunkin', I'm a master plan Gon' put

02:25:05.409 --> 02:25:07.030
it in the action, motherfucker, take a stand

02:25:07.030 --> 02:25:08.930
My bones in the murder capital, and he the man

02:25:08.930 --> 02:25:10.790
I'm in my own lane, trying to see where I fit

02:25:10.790 --> 02:25:12.969
in Take a chance, one man's gonna catch a band

02:25:12.969 --> 02:25:14.670
So we out here every day, trying to chase these

02:25:14.670 --> 02:25:16.430
bands Making all this money, you would never

02:25:16.430 --> 02:25:18.350
understand So go ahead and judge me, I still

02:25:18.350 --> 02:25:20.229
get to it And niggas say they winning, but I

02:25:20.229 --> 02:25:22.129
know they really losing 12 months later, still

02:25:22.129 --> 02:25:24.229
riding in that Buick And if I slow grind, then

02:25:24.229 --> 02:26:51.879
I'ma be fair -paced We'll be right back. I'm

02:26:51.879 --> 02:26:53.700
a catcher, just a foul, I'm a side Just cause

02:26:53.700 --> 02:26:55.239
you rappin' doesn't mean that he done a ride

02:26:55.239 --> 02:26:57.000
Slappin' doors open on the ring, let a hunter

02:26:57.000 --> 02:26:59.040
ride All them face shots need dental to identify

02:26:59.040 --> 02:27:01.700
Louis Tony, ETC, bitch, I been that guy Stay

02:27:01.700 --> 02:27:03.940
high, E .T., I live in the sky Your bitch on

02:27:03.940 --> 02:27:05.659
me safe, she try and give my dick a try Take

02:27:05.659 --> 02:27:07.579
a trip for my roadies and my wrist on rollie

02:27:07.579 --> 02:27:10.040
I don't talk to the police, no talk Out west

02:27:10.040 --> 02:27:12.280
at the fee -fee, and they punt everything I don't

02:27:12.280 --> 02:27:15.479
short it, may man, may D, touch me and you die

02:27:15.479 --> 02:27:18.299
No worries, Latin -ass niggas always tell their

02:27:18.299 --> 02:27:20.139
stories Bitches wanna kick it, tryna be another

02:27:20.139 --> 02:27:25.049
story, know I come broke We'll be right back.

02:27:54.920 --> 02:27:56.639
This shit only for the real, middle finger to

02:27:56.639 --> 02:27:58.579
the fake All I do is show love, all you do is

02:27:58.579 --> 02:28:00.420
just hate Nigga, I've been self -made ever since

02:28:00.420 --> 02:28:02.299
12th grade And I'm about to blow up like the

02:28:02.299 --> 02:28:04.739
fuckin' real Drake Don't you hate when a nigga

02:28:04.739 --> 02:28:06.780
fake Hell yeah, I'm already normal, most niggas

02:28:06.780 --> 02:28:08.500
snake Better smile in your face, lie to your

02:28:08.500 --> 02:28:09.959
to your face Still ain't really shit to them,

02:28:10.040 --> 02:28:11.760
cause they do it at day Haters, they be comin'

02:28:11.819 --> 02:28:14.079
in all sizes and shapes Disguisin' they face,

02:28:14.079 --> 02:28:15.979
fake tryin' to embrace But I ain't with that,

02:28:16.020 --> 02:28:18.260
so I just fall back Like, nah, my nigga, I'm

02:28:18.260 --> 02:28:20.200
good, I'm straight Real talk, though, hate is

02:28:20.200 --> 02:28:54.120
a bitch nigga trait So if you a real I know these

02:28:54.120 --> 02:29:21.069
niggas hate me We'll be right back. After school

02:29:21.069 --> 02:29:23.790
and gym, eardrums mix and hop me like fingers

02:29:23.790 --> 02:29:27.090
without rings. VHX to FNM, shout out to the street.

02:29:27.250 --> 02:29:29.510
As soon as sound will vanish like shadows in

02:29:29.510 --> 02:30:23.129
the heat. Outro Music Clockwork to a show Now

02:30:23.129 --> 02:30:25.270
it's time to face the silence Like the TV on

02:30:25.270 --> 02:30:28.389
snow Riot Hoppy held the mic With humor so divine

02:30:28.389 --> 02:30:31.110
The void left in our hearts Wider than a canyon

02:30:31.110 --> 02:30:39.649
line Line Empty speakers silenced by the coming

02:30:39.649 --> 02:30:42.049
to an end Like a rollercoaster stopping round

02:30:42.049 --> 02:30:44.909
the river's bend Hoppy's jokes and japs, he's

02:30:44.909 --> 02:30:47.549
our daily grind Now silence will remember thoughts

02:30:47.549 --> 02:30:51.250
we can't rewind The Hoppy Hour is coming to a

02:30:51.250 --> 02:31:28.840
close RyanHockeyRadio .com And then like that,

02:31:29.040 --> 02:31:32.879
he's gone. He probably had Taco Bell before.

02:31:33.200 --> 02:31:37.639
Whenever we're going outside, all I smell is

02:31:37.639 --> 02:31:40.840
poop. I'll get you a Lula, and we'll call it

02:31:40.840 --> 02:31:53.959
a day. Poppy Hour is now over. Poppy Hour is

02:31:53.959 --> 02:32:09.860
now over. Game over. This concludes our broadcast

02:32:09.860 --> 02:32:16.420
day. Good night, and God bless America. Door

02:32:16.420 --> 02:32:16.940
is closing.