National Bratwurst Day! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 8.17.26)

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Hoppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.

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Stand by. Your utilities this fall. The city

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of St. Pete says the higher fees are needed to

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pay for aging. Infrastructure flood protection.

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Yeah, thanks, Santish. Appreciate it, you scumbag.

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Man, you suck. God, you're a bitch. And other

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critical upgrades. I'm glad we're the ones that

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get screwed in the end. Well, it doesn't affect

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the politicians. Aren't you sick of that? But

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lots of us are already watching our budgets.

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It means another monthly expense, too. 10 -2

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-5 news reporter Ash Patel is live from City

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Hall right now, breaking down what we can all

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expect to pay, Asha. Asha. How it is. Yeah, the

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city is looking at changes to water, storm water,

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reclaimed water, and sanitation. Oh yeah, you

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know there's another way they could pay for it,

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but like the sheep will pay for it. Man, this

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generation just left us with a bunch of crap.

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Just a bunch of crap. He said the city really

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hopes that these increases can help St. Pete

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be resilient from flooding. Oh yeah, you know.

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Call DeSantis. I thought he was such a good governor.

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He sucks. I know the big question, if you're

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watching from St. Pete right now, is how much

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will I really be paying? Oh, well. Either way,

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it's more than we're paying now, and that's not

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good at all. Tampa man accused of kidnapping

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and sexually assaulting a DoorDash driver, then

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shooting at the people who came to her rescue

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is on trial. Oh, well. Delightful. Well, a man

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in Venice is facing charges after investigators

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say he made threats to carry out a mass shooting

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and bomb attacks. He's a 19 -year -old. He's

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barely a man. He's a pussy. The Florida Department

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of Law Enforcement. Man, he's 19. Not a man.

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A Tampa man is facing multiple charges tonight

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after deputies say he exposed himself and attacked

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a kid near a school. The Hillsborough County

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Sheriff's Office. Loser! Say this man right here,

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being arrested, 32 -year -old Quays Moore. Man,

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he's 32. Wow, he is rough. I mean, I look good

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to me. I don't really show myself that much,

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but I look good. Trust me. Okay. Happy Hot Topic!

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New York City tonight, a major development at

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the federal case against alleged CEO killer Luigi

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Mangione. After our report last night here, sources

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now telling ABC News that Mangione could plead

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guilty. Hey, Dylan. Listen, we're going to find

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out right now. Luigi Mangione just pleaded guilty

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to stalking in his federal case over the killing

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of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson. Here's

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the thing. Do I like the healthcare companies?

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No! They screwed over my dad and my uncle when

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they both ended up dying of cancer. And you know,

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they've screwed me over before when it comes

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to my meds. So I don't like them. But like I

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tell everybody, over and over and over again.

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You can't just kill somebody because you don't

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like what they do. Then you can kill me because

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you don't like what I say. It's a bad precedent.

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Just a stunning move that could torpedo his upcoming

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New York State trial. Here's a quick overview.

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Luigi said verbatim to the judge, well, after

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years of enduring pain from a broken back, I

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shot Mr. Thompson and he died. Yeah, it makes

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total sense. And the thing is, all the Luigi

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defenders think that Brian Thompson's company

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screwed him over. when it wasn't real. He never

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had that company. What I was doing was illegal.

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Luigi entered the guilty plea Friday in Manhattan

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Federal Court. And the fact is, if his name was

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Lamar, that would be different, but he's a pretty

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white boy. It's stupid. And any girl that finds,

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you know, serial killers attractive, you gotta

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stay away from them. get away from bringing an

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abrupt end to a case that has been headed for

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trial in january and just a month before he is

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scheduled to stand trial in new york on oh whatever

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god i don't like him he's a douche murder and

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other charges if you defend him and you're getting

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offended by my show you probably won't like the

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rest of it plea deal comes after sources with

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direct knowledge told tmz that luigi's lawyers

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were in serious negotiations with federal prosecutors

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over a deal involving a guilty plea that i am

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He's definitely a douche. There's no other way

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to put it. Oh yeah. And there's this right here.

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We are a few months away from falling back, and

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an end to daylight saving time means lawmakers

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are working on legislation to make changes. Changing

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the clocks, that is, a thing of the past. Yeah,

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there's really no point to it. The farmers don't

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even like it. When you ask somebody, why don't

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we do it, they always look confused. It's the

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stupidest thing we do. It's not good for us.

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Yeah, the bill's future, though, remains uncertain.

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I want the one that has the most sunshine. And

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I love when they've asked Trump about it. He's

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like, oh, it's too divisive of a topic. ABC's

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Michelle Frazen has more. Bringing forward and

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falling back has been a part of American life

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for generations. It's stupid. Now some in Congress

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want to stop the twice a year clock change for

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good. In July, the House passed the Sunshine

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Protection Act, which would make daylight saving

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permanent nationwide, reigniting an old debate

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that goes back more than 50 years. All right,

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well then let's go back to the freaking pay phones

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then. If we're going to use old out of touch

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technology. Similar bill passed. The U .S. tried

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it once before during the 1973 oil crisis. Congress

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made daylight saving time permanent to help conserve

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energy. But less than a year later, Congress

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repealed the law after eight children in Florida

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were killed in traffic accidents before daylight.

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It's just like them trying to ban weed because

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kids had it. Things happen. It doesn't mean you

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don't do it. It's all right. Just saying. How

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do you feel now about sending her to school in

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the dark? Are you going to admit it again? She's

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not going to the dark. No way. All right, thanks,

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dude. How lawmakers in favor of the 2026 bill

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argue that more... Yeah, that's the key word.

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Not in 1973. Evening sunlight would boost the

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economy and encourage more outdoor activity.

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Whatever we can do to make more money. Home state

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of Florida, where tourism is a cornerstone of

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our economy, having more predictable daylight

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hours is a practical improvement that benefits

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workers, businesses, and visitors alike. This

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guy's name is Representative Gazzabella Rikus,

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whatever his name is. I like you better than

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DeSantis. You sure I'm for governor? You'd have

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my vote. All right. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. It is

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Monday. Feeling pretty excited. Not at all. I'm

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just projecting my voice loudly. Some people

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don't like when I project my voice, but guess

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what? I know. I don't have to tell you. And now,

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back to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's

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Hot 97 .7. All kids out of the pool for adult

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swim. All kids out. Attention, FM DJs, your morning

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show prep begins now. Impressive. And those are

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his good qualities. A sick person with a powerful

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tool. On three. One, two, three, go. Door is

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closing. Hi, this is Ryan Hoppy's mom, and you're

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listening to Hoppy Hour. Welcome back to Hoppy

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Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Yes, ma 'am. No, no, no,

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no. If I hit this button, boom, the whole program's

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on fire. Okay, wait a minute. Lacking any meat.

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And that's what real women need. Stop cussing.

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Hoppy Hour starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy.

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This is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy. How the hell are

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you? This is Hoppy Hour. I am your host, Ryan

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Hoppy. Eight, five, six, four. This is how we

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do it. Hey guys. What's up, G? Wanna go to Tchotchkes?

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Get some coffee? I gotta get out of here. I think

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I'm gonna lose it. Uh -oh. Sounds like somebody's

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got a case of the Mundus. Again! Uh -oh. Sounds

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like somebody's got a case of the Mundus. Again!

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Uh -oh. Sounds like somebody's got a case of

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the Mundus. Sorry! Uh -oh. Sounds like somebody's

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got a case of the Mundus. Let me ask you something.

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When you come in on Monday and you're not feeling

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real well, does anyone ever say to you, sounds

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like someone has a case of the Mondays? No. No,

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man. Shit, no, man. I believe you get your ass

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kicked saying something like that, man. Oh, yeah.

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Where do we go from here? I think we go... and

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discuss what's on my mind. I'm breaking down,

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man. Let me turn off this music. Yeah, I'm breaking

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down a little bit. I get this thing from my mom

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where my eyes are always watering. It's ridiculous.

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I look like Tori Black after a day of work. No,

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but... The thing is, my eyes are always watering,

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and now I have like a stye on my left eye. I

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just feel terrible. Then my back's hurting. Yeah,

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everyone's like, oh, it must be so great being

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tall. Not really. Not my favorite. It's cool

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when women like you, right? And you get rocked

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up. Well, besides that, I'm good. I would love

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to be like 63, man. Tall where you still get

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the girl's attention, but not tall enough that

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every freaking person feels like they have to

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bring it up. Okay, we need to discuss something.

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I, okay. I am not against going on other people's

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podcasts. It's actually flattering. that I've

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had like four or five invites to go on people's

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podcasts. I know I can literally hear Christian

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Bale say, good for you. But I have had it. Here's

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the problem. I've been in radio and podcasting

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for 14 years. So we'll just round it up to 15

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because I did the morning announcements. So in

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some ways, I've been in the media for 16, 17

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years. High school media, then Illinois, Cleveland,

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Milwaukee, Tampa media, you get the point. And

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now we're out in Fresno. But I'm telling you,

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back from like, I don't know, 2012 to maybe 2021,

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if someone did a podcast, and I guess it was

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also because this was pre -Zoom in a way, I mean,

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it was just Skype. But if you did a podcast,

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you called in, you called in a number, a Google

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voice. Or they connected their cell phone to

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the board. It was a podcast. A podcast. Well,

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guess what happened? Okay. Now, I don't want

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to go down the road of sounding like Howard Stern

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where it's like, oh, podcasts suck. But the problem

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is, beforehand, it took a little bit of effort

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to make a podcast. No, I knew I could do it.

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I've even lost the definition of what a podcast

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is. To me, a podcast, you can have it in video.

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That's fine. I know you're vain. It needs to

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be on camera. But podcasts began as audio only.

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And if you're doing a video podcast, which we'll

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get to the definition of a video podcast in a

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second. But if you're doing, let's say, what

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you think of the video podcast, But you don't

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have the audio on Apple or Spotify or iHeartRadio.

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And you're just doing a video, man. In a rented

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office. In some business complex, suite 101.

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I'm having my midlife crisis. I'm renting out

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a podcast studio. And I got this MiVu camera

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or whatever. Jesus Christ. Does no one know how

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to just do audio? I don't want to be on video.

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You're not supposed to see how hideous I am.

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I'm hideous. I'm actually not bad looking. But

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I don't want to be on camera. I don't want to

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break the carrier. I don't want to break the

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character. I don't want to break down the fourth

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wall. So many people in public. You're hoppy?

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You're so nice in public. Yeah, I'm a jackass,

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my dear. Yeah. No, I will not do your podcast

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unless it's audio only. I'm sorry. Because what

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happens is you clip the video and then I have

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an example. You clip the video and then, you

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know, they got the screenshots of any, anytime

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you're talking for 45 minutes in a row, you're

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going to look like crap. There's just going to

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be a screenshot. Remember Bubba Army used to

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sexually harass Anna Hummel by her making a face.

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They would like pause the video at like 30 seconds

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and 40, 30, 37 minutes and 45 seconds. And it

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would be her with her mouth open and like, oh

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yeah, open wide Anna. It's stupid. I don't want

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to put myself out there. No. But like you go

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on people's podcast and then they clip it and

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they don't really tell you what's the video going

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to be. I went on this guy's podcast. I was talking

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about, it wasn't video. He was actually audio.

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But he's good. I forget his name. He's probably

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listening. I think he's listening. But I said

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in the clip, this was right after I left iHeartRadio,

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went to Beasley. He asked what happened between

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Pat and Aaron. And I said I was Pat Donovan's

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bitch. I did everything with Pat Donovan behind

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the scenes. Because he doesn't know how to produce

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anything. I said that. I said I was Pat Donovan's

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bitch. I said sometimes I'm radio's bitch. So

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then the person names the podcast episode. Ryan

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Hoppy of Hoppy Hour is radio's bitch. That's

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not what I said. Jesus Christ. I said I've been

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people's bitch. Scott Derr, Pat Aaron, Ian Beckles.

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Not really MJ that much, but you know what I

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mean. But no, we got to make that the video.

00:18:24.490 --> 00:18:26.670
We got to make that the title of the video. Jesus

00:18:26.670 --> 00:18:34.549
Christ. Oh yeah, you know, I'm just at home,

00:18:34.769 --> 00:18:38.809
you know. Watching my cat just sleep on the bed.

00:18:38.970 --> 00:18:43.009
Oh yeah, you're going to contribute rent? Probably

00:18:43.009 --> 00:18:48.049
not. By the way, today is National Bratwurst

00:18:48.049 --> 00:18:52.769
and Rum Day. And the podcast, the live portion,

00:18:52.890 --> 00:18:54.890
has been going on for 11 minutes and 11 seconds.

00:18:55.029 --> 00:18:58.970
Make a wish! I have a wish that I have bratwurst

00:18:58.970 --> 00:19:02.569
and rum, dude. God, would that be an incredible

00:19:02.569 --> 00:19:09.990
stomachache. I'm very concerned about women.

00:19:11.069 --> 00:19:15.640
Let me explain. I know they're probably listening

00:19:15.640 --> 00:19:17.299
to my podcast and they're like, well, actually,

00:19:17.420 --> 00:19:19.799
technically, I'm concerned for... No, it's a

00:19:19.799 --> 00:19:23.720
bit. Relax. I can feel a woman clenching her

00:19:23.720 --> 00:19:30.079
fist. Show it up there. I'm kidding. Ah. There

00:19:30.079 --> 00:19:32.579
are way too many women to watch murder documentaries.

00:19:34.799 --> 00:19:38.579
It's cool to watch a nice old date ladder. Tie,

00:19:38.579 --> 00:19:44.609
tie. constantly watching murder documentaries,

00:19:44.849 --> 00:19:50.349
then you're constantly going to be thinking that

00:19:50.349 --> 00:19:55.390
old men suck! And then bringing those negative

00:19:55.390 --> 00:19:59.869
vibes on the date! Let me take a sip of my morning

00:19:59.869 --> 00:20:12.380
cover. Oh yeah! Got some covers! Yeah, so the

00:20:12.380 --> 00:20:15.200
point of that was you guys need to watch someone

00:20:15.200 --> 00:20:17.900
else. Everyone loves Raymond or New Girl. Someone

00:20:17.900 --> 00:20:20.200
else will chill you out. You're all uptight.

00:20:21.140 --> 00:20:30.440
Until you go to work, then it gets wet. No. I

00:20:30.440 --> 00:20:34.220
think it's time. All right. I think it's time

00:20:34.220 --> 00:20:40.279
we do our smoke up. I'm going to make a song

00:20:40.279 --> 00:20:43.519
for the daily smoke up, but here's the closest.

00:20:43.799 --> 00:20:55.880
Oh, geez. Marijuana. Marijuana. Marijuana. Marijuana.

00:20:56.740 --> 00:21:02.180
Marijuana. It's time for Weed News on Hoppy Hour.

00:21:10.349 --> 00:21:14.390
It's a work in progress. Oh, look at this. I

00:21:14.390 --> 00:21:16.269
could have just made the Suno song right before

00:21:16.269 --> 00:21:20.450
the show, but just came up with the idea. And

00:21:20.450 --> 00:21:23.970
you got your boy, your boy, your boy, your joy,

00:21:24.170 --> 00:21:29.710
your pen, whatever the hell you have. Let's smoke.

00:21:30.190 --> 00:21:33.549
If you're listening in Fresno, it's Tuesday.

00:21:34.650 --> 00:21:37.109
Because we're on a delay. But if you're listening

00:21:37.109 --> 00:21:41.089
on Monday... And you got a case of the Mondays.

00:21:43.890 --> 00:21:48.569
That was classic. Let's smoke together. Here's

00:21:48.569 --> 00:21:51.289
this new place called Exotic Smokes on 4th Street.

00:21:52.369 --> 00:21:57.009
It's 24 hours. Hopefully they don't ban THCA.

00:21:57.130 --> 00:21:58.849
All these smoke shops are opening in St. Pete.

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I'm like, you know, they're possibly outlawing

00:22:01.150 --> 00:22:18.960
it, right? You aware of that? Let's let this

00:22:18.960 --> 00:22:27.599
play out on this Monday. Oh, yeah. Let it play

00:22:27.599 --> 00:22:33.539
out. All right, enough of that. All right, you've

00:22:33.539 --> 00:22:37.460
got your marijuana next to you. Or anything else,

00:22:37.539 --> 00:22:39.400
but I don't want to endorse that. All right,

00:22:39.400 --> 00:22:42.119
let's take the hit together. Let's celebrate

00:22:42.119 --> 00:22:46.480
this pointless thing called life. And what a

00:22:46.480 --> 00:22:51.599
scam it is. Let me turn up the mic a little bit.

00:22:54.119 --> 00:23:00.680
Yeah, let me do this. Oh, yeah. Let me hit this

00:23:00.680 --> 00:23:09.680
pin. Oh, yeah. I'm going to be in the middle

00:23:09.680 --> 00:23:12.299
of news. Oh, jeez. I had to turn up the mic for

00:23:12.299 --> 00:23:16.319
the smoking. I got to do the scheduling. Let

00:23:16.319 --> 00:23:18.000
me turn it down when I talk. I'm going to be

00:23:18.000 --> 00:23:20.099
stoned in the middle of news clips. I'm going

00:23:20.099 --> 00:23:23.819
to be out of my mind. Now it's time to smoke.

00:23:25.079 --> 00:23:29.180
Is my cat just scratching herself? Hey, Luda.

00:23:32.720 --> 00:23:42.200
I can kind of see why people didn't want me in

00:23:42.200 --> 00:23:50.660
the office during the day. One more for cancer.

00:23:50.680 --> 00:23:57.880
I'm kidding. I mean, it's kind of hard. Jesus.

00:24:02.000 --> 00:24:03.359
I'm going to come out of this segment sounding

00:24:03.359 --> 00:24:06.180
like Scott Farrell or Brother Weas. Jesus Christ.

00:24:07.339 --> 00:24:09.160
You know, there's some deep cut radio references.

00:24:10.079 --> 00:24:30.440
All right. We've been talking for 16 minutes.

00:24:30.700 --> 00:24:33.519
I don't really know what the direction is. I

00:24:33.519 --> 00:24:37.480
don't really know what's going on. So we're going

00:24:37.480 --> 00:24:39.400
to have a quick reset. I'm going to go cough

00:24:39.400 --> 00:24:41.960
a little bit. Okay. Does that work with you?

00:24:42.720 --> 00:24:46.579
Do I have your approval? What did you know? I

00:24:46.579 --> 00:24:49.500
have daddy issues. So I love the approval. Do

00:24:49.500 --> 00:24:51.819
I have your approval? If not, I don't care. All

00:24:51.819 --> 00:24:53.440
right. We're going to come back on Happy Hour

00:24:53.440 --> 00:25:12.299
and keep this party going. happyradio .com. The

00:25:12.299 --> 00:25:14.660
hour will be right back. You probably had Taco

00:25:14.660 --> 00:25:18.140
Bell before. Whenever we're going outside, all

00:25:18.140 --> 00:25:23.440
I smell is poop. We also need to be affectionate,

00:25:23.440 --> 00:25:26.279
and you can see that with Barack and Michelle

00:25:26.279 --> 00:25:29.400
as well. They do a lot of touching, kissing,

00:25:29.519 --> 00:25:35.279
even fisting. And we'll call it a day. The semen

00:25:35.279 --> 00:25:38.519
was so big, it's not lacking any meat. And that's

00:25:38.519 --> 00:25:45.029
what real... Stop cussing. It looks like you

00:25:45.029 --> 00:25:47.990
went and got a job on the iPad screen, whatever

00:25:47.990 --> 00:25:50.390
the case might be in your hand and a sock, you

00:25:50.390 --> 00:25:53.289
know, whatever. Like, thank you. But also, I

00:25:53.289 --> 00:25:56.569
would love to be getting railed. But as a reminder,

00:25:56.769 --> 00:25:58.829
if you don't feel like listening to this next

00:25:58.829 --> 00:26:01.569
song, you can skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of

00:26:01.569 --> 00:26:04.230
Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection. So stick

00:26:04.230 --> 00:26:06.829
around, folks. Oh, yeah. Let me press this button

00:26:06.829 --> 00:26:11.500
right here. Don't worry. The hour will be right

00:26:11.500 --> 00:26:57.519
back And you better run your neck when you walk

00:26:57.519 --> 00:27:00.200
up in the county And they ask what you is, R

00:27:00.200 --> 00:27:04.059
-W -L -G -D, Vice Lord, Daddy King, B -D -N -C,

00:27:04.259 --> 00:27:07.339
Luke Reese, Fantasy Ain't livin' by the creed

00:27:07.339 --> 00:27:10.140
in the state of Illinois Chiefs still pull rank

00:27:10.140 --> 00:27:12.740
on the streets from in the joint I've been appointed

00:27:12.740 --> 00:27:15.779
a position of authority within this organization

00:27:15.779 --> 00:27:19.180
You don't wanna worry, so act accordingly before

00:27:19.180 --> 00:27:22.200
I put it in effect You get your up in violation

00:27:22.200 --> 00:27:33.079
if you disrespect Shy, shy I've been back and

00:27:33.079 --> 00:27:35.640
straight into it, everybody say shit Gotcha!

00:27:40.779 --> 00:27:43.519
From the hunnids to the loon, east to west and

00:27:43.519 --> 00:27:46.019
to the pool Motherfucker lay it low, everybody

00:27:46.019 --> 00:27:49.440
say it We in the middle of the action, in the

00:27:49.440 --> 00:27:52.359
midst of the gunfights and stabbing You better

00:27:52.359 --> 00:27:54.799
have that car, cause we are making it fast Cause

00:27:54.799 --> 00:27:57.839
we are making it fast, like that, like that,

00:27:57.880 --> 00:28:11.200
like that, better act I got porn in the status,

00:28:11.359 --> 00:28:13.700
we'll connect, we'll connect And we believe in

00:28:13.700 --> 00:28:17.140
the gym and we elect, we elect, we elect You

00:28:17.140 --> 00:28:19.319
got a death wish, you bored with your brain,

00:28:19.400 --> 00:28:22.099
time to die now We got rules and regulations

00:28:22.099 --> 00:28:30.380
and a shot time In the land, in the ditch, ain't

00:28:30.380 --> 00:28:32.740
nobody playing bitch I get back and spray the

00:28:32.740 --> 00:28:45.450
tip, everybody say the shit Shot time Everybody

00:28:45.450 --> 00:28:48.230
say it, don't cheat I don't know what you heard,

00:28:48.349 --> 00:28:50.910
all I know It's a jazz up a quarter when you

00:28:50.910 --> 00:28:54.289
come to Chicago Make sure you understand that

00:28:54.289 --> 00:28:57.329
We gangbangers, we don't care about no damn rap

00:28:57.329 --> 00:29:00.230
But on that note, let's get this shit straight

00:29:00.230 --> 00:29:02.730
I ain't the one to lip -box, reach it back and

00:29:02.730 --> 00:29:05.529
forth on a mixtape Even though you say that's

00:29:05.529 --> 00:29:07.950
hip -hop But nigga, I don't play a motherfucker

00:29:07.950 --> 00:29:11.230
This county gon' get popped Nah, I ain't waiting

00:29:11.230 --> 00:29:13.470
to threat I'm just letting you know where the

00:29:13.470 --> 00:29:16.680
dough on Gangsters and gays, play with it like

00:29:16.680 --> 00:29:19.440
you think I'm joking We'll come shoot the town

00:29:19.440 --> 00:29:23.079
up, bounce on the first thing Smoke, smoke, Charlie,

00:29:23.119 --> 00:29:25.380
it's that real I'm telling you, don't let this

00:29:25.380 --> 00:29:28.539
fucking rap shit get your ass killed Goofy, that

00:29:28.539 --> 00:29:31.140
beef ain't shit to me Especially when I just

00:29:31.140 --> 00:29:40.519
signed a deal I need the publicity Shut up Layin'

00:29:40.519 --> 00:29:43.039
in the ditch, ain't nobody playin', bitch I get

00:29:43.039 --> 00:29:45.519
back and spray the team, everybody say it's your

00:29:45.519 --> 00:29:53.759
job When a hunter's put alone, he's too ethical

00:29:53.759 --> 00:29:56.940
to fool Motherfucker lay alone, everybody say

00:29:56.940 --> 00:30:05.180
it's your job When we layin' in the ditch, ain't

00:30:05.180 --> 00:30:07.480
nobody playin', bitch I get back and spray the

00:30:07.480 --> 00:30:27.759
team, everybody say it's your job I think it's

00:30:27.759 --> 00:30:37.119
Chi -Town, right? Oh, yeah! Joe Show and Dizzy

00:30:37.119 --> 00:30:38.940
should do a show because they're both bitches!

00:31:16.000 --> 00:31:28.059
Oh, yeah. We have 23 days until the NFL returns.

00:31:33.930 --> 00:31:38.069
Oh, I didn't watch a second of the game. Oh,

00:31:38.250 --> 00:31:45.289
my God. The Chicago Bears beat Cleveland. That's

00:31:45.289 --> 00:32:01.269
all I got. Oh, Travis Kelsey wore his wedding

00:32:01.269 --> 00:32:08.019
ring at the preseason. Yippee -ki -yay! How riveting!

00:32:08.559 --> 00:32:13.859
How just amazing! You wore your ring! You did

00:32:13.859 --> 00:32:29.299
your due diligence as a married man! Let's talk

00:32:29.299 --> 00:32:33.819
about this NDA marriage wedding. Mm -hmm. It's

00:32:33.819 --> 00:32:38.119
Kylie Kelsey and Jason Kelsey on their podcast

00:32:38.119 --> 00:32:40.980
talking about talking. So it's Kylie telling

00:32:40.980 --> 00:32:44.940
Travis about how drunk Jason was. It was pretty

00:32:44.940 --> 00:32:49.400
evident when the first time. Well, I shouldn't

00:32:49.400 --> 00:32:53.059
say the first time. He must have made an ass

00:32:53.059 --> 00:32:58.200
of himself. He's a shirtless elder millennial

00:32:58.200 --> 00:33:01.740
football playing court. Shut up. Coordinated

00:33:01.740 --> 00:33:05.779
version of Bert Kreischer. The fat slap. That

00:33:05.779 --> 00:33:08.180
we hung out. What happened the first time? We

00:33:08.180 --> 00:33:10.079
fell asleep 45 minutes after I got there on the

00:33:10.079 --> 00:33:13.059
bar table because he was too drunk. Not a good

00:33:13.059 --> 00:33:16.359
first date. And then Bo Allen. Oh, that was the

00:33:16.359 --> 00:33:18.420
first date. I thought it was a wedding. Accomplished

00:33:18.420 --> 00:33:20.900
the most impressive physical feat of his life

00:33:20.900 --> 00:33:24.440
when he, fireman, carried Jason back to his apartment.

00:33:24.779 --> 00:33:27.400
That just is describing him. Just a drunken douchebag.

00:33:30.279 --> 00:33:33.279
The NFL back with a full slate of preseason news

00:33:33.279 --> 00:33:35.900
this weekend. Our best dressed buddy, Ike and

00:33:35.900 --> 00:33:39.799
Josh, is here. Oh, yeah. You know how those reporters

00:33:39.799 --> 00:33:42.579
suck it off this guy. Highlights. You're wearing

00:33:42.579 --> 00:33:45.140
the Jets green. How'd they perform? I don't give

00:33:45.140 --> 00:33:47.579
a fucking shit. Just got a plow in the back room.

00:33:47.700 --> 00:33:52.200
Jesus Christ. Grab the K -Line jelly, too. Jesus.

00:33:53.920 --> 00:33:59.460
Look at this outfit. Do you know a yesterday?

00:34:00.190 --> 00:34:06.450
Achieve Keef turned 31 years old. Yeah, he kind

00:34:06.450 --> 00:34:09.369
of ruined hip -hop, but he also kind of created

00:34:09.369 --> 00:34:14.090
it. That drill, kind of like what we just heard,

00:34:14.110 --> 00:34:21.449
was shot down by L .A .P. Bogus Boys. Here's

00:34:21.449 --> 00:34:25.650
some Blueface news. Blueface says he's done with

00:34:25.650 --> 00:34:28.269
Christian after she punched him in the face.

00:34:29.150 --> 00:34:31.369
Call it a masculine after spending money on her.

00:34:32.590 --> 00:34:37.909
You don't want to. They're at like a mall. Damn.

00:34:38.269 --> 00:34:40.789
I thought we was playing. Let me get my leg back.

00:34:40.909 --> 00:34:43.989
All right, cool. They want to bang each other.

00:34:44.050 --> 00:34:49.449
He's just stuck in the VS Friday. Oh, happy 41st

00:34:49.449 --> 00:34:51.909
birthday to Nipsey Hussle. Obviously, he's not

00:34:51.909 --> 00:34:58.389
here to celebrate. By the way, it's Saturday.

00:34:59.070 --> 00:35:04.630
Happy birthday to Miguel Fuller. My homie. Cowboys

00:35:04.630 --> 00:35:09.030
turning 41. Busta Rhymes and Lil Wayne take it

00:35:09.030 --> 00:35:12.050
back to 2008 with a new song, Talk Your Shit.

00:35:12.690 --> 00:35:17.889
That should be the intro of the show. I love

00:35:17.889 --> 00:35:21.469
this sentence right here. This is from my mixtapes

00:35:21.469 --> 00:35:25.090
on Instagram. Go Yayo believes Bruce Shiesty

00:35:25.090 --> 00:35:27.230
has made such an impact that Donald Trump will...

00:35:27.519 --> 00:35:30.760
pardon him. Oh, thank God. Go Yale, Saturday.

00:35:31.219 --> 00:35:33.159
Wow, you look up Donald Trump would be pardoning

00:35:33.159 --> 00:35:37.900
Pooh Sison. Do you think Sison got that much

00:35:37.900 --> 00:35:40.739
power? It's called that black young boy and Lil

00:35:40.739 --> 00:35:42.900
Wayne can get a pardon. Well, theirs was more

00:35:42.900 --> 00:35:46.579
drug trafficking, dude. Yours was like kidnapping,

00:35:46.880 --> 00:35:53.130
robbing someone. It's a little worse. Some woman

00:35:53.130 --> 00:35:55.989
named Emily Kaiser apologizes for taking her

00:35:55.989 --> 00:35:59.690
son out of a life jacket. That's not the smartest

00:35:59.690 --> 00:36:02.590
decision they made. But you see, God is stupid.

00:36:04.030 --> 00:36:06.630
The number one sign that a woman is actually

00:36:06.630 --> 00:36:09.030
attracted to you is... You know how, you know,

00:36:09.130 --> 00:36:13.070
before I let this broad talk. Do I know a woman

00:36:13.070 --> 00:36:17.230
likes you? If she starts investing in you. Oh,

00:36:17.269 --> 00:36:19.130
you need a new lamp? I'm going to buy this lamp

00:36:19.130 --> 00:36:22.099
at the thrift shop. Oh, you need this. You need

00:36:22.099 --> 00:36:25.559
them. When they start investing in you. Listen

00:36:25.559 --> 00:36:27.960
to my words on this. And if you need help reading.

00:36:28.199 --> 00:36:31.920
Check out the link in my fucking bio. Shut up.

00:36:31.920 --> 00:36:34.639
No one cares. If we like your content, we'll

00:36:34.639 --> 00:36:36.840
follow you, honey. Toxic patterns. My link in

00:36:36.840 --> 00:36:39.900
e -book is in the bio. God, stop saying it. When

00:36:39.900 --> 00:36:42.380
a woman likes you, she's like a gecko on a windowsill.

00:36:42.440 --> 00:36:45.860
She is stuck there like glue. A woman who likes

00:36:45.860 --> 00:36:48.840
you will give you the time and attention that

00:36:48.840 --> 00:36:51.730
you need. Good point. I mean, she definitely

00:36:51.730 --> 00:36:55.690
will make the time. It's a lot of time. I'm so

00:36:55.690 --> 00:37:03.090
busy. I'm so busy. I don't know what happens.

00:37:03.429 --> 00:37:08.329
You see it on Snapchat going to the club. Not

00:37:08.329 --> 00:37:11.489
only that, she'll be considerate of your feelings.

00:37:12.309 --> 00:37:15.309
It's all a breakup. And you're a narcissist.

00:37:16.469 --> 00:37:21.079
The worst thing that happened to me. It's funny

00:37:21.079 --> 00:37:24.000
how that works. This is interesting. Actually,

00:37:24.119 --> 00:37:25.780
we'll share it. We'll save this. I want to do

00:37:25.780 --> 00:37:28.380
it to all in a second. It's called Britney Renner

00:37:28.380 --> 00:37:32.880
News. Britney Renner is like going out and about

00:37:32.880 --> 00:37:38.099
the bars and clubs. And there was this, okay,

00:37:38.199 --> 00:37:40.679
I'm a very hetero man, but there was this really

00:37:40.679 --> 00:37:43.599
good looking frat boy. That was like, probably

00:37:43.599 --> 00:37:45.960
had sex with Brittany Renner. He just looked

00:37:45.960 --> 00:37:49.679
very attached to her. Oh, yeah. Here's Blueface.

00:37:49.980 --> 00:37:55.940
Mm -hmm. And Christian. Out to eat. Oh, jeez.

00:37:56.940 --> 00:38:00.920
He's at one table. She's at the other. You just

00:38:00.920 --> 00:38:03.739
started zapping out. You're deflecting. You don't

00:38:03.739 --> 00:38:05.679
know what hurt is. You just started zapping out.

00:38:05.739 --> 00:38:08.880
Huh? You're deflecting. Christian did an annoying

00:38:08.880 --> 00:38:10.940
bra, didn't he? You don't know what hurt is.

00:38:11.039 --> 00:38:15.699
You're hurt. I'm not hurt. Wow, the ribbon and

00:38:15.699 --> 00:38:19.199
comb. Man, he really picks the real smart women,

00:38:19.260 --> 00:38:23.400
doesn't he? Guys, women are obsessed. Obsessed

00:38:23.400 --> 00:38:26.239
with men that know their worth. Oh, yeah, I know

00:38:26.239 --> 00:38:32.460
my worth. $70! So listen to my words on this,

00:38:32.500 --> 00:38:34.440
and if you need help breaking... I don't... It's

00:38:34.440 --> 00:38:37.840
time! Stop it. I've got to remember you. Whatever

00:38:37.840 --> 00:38:40.639
your name is. All those links in the bio. Who

00:38:40.639 --> 00:38:46.420
gives a shit? I've made 720 videos this year.

00:38:47.559 --> 00:38:49.840
It'd be like if each one was like trick or hobby

00:38:49.840 --> 00:38:52.639
radio. If they like it, they'll look for it.

00:38:54.980 --> 00:38:59.920
Jesus Christ. Here's Clavicular calling out a

00:38:59.920 --> 00:39:03.820
newlywed bread. I'll try not to. Well, with the

00:39:03.820 --> 00:39:05.480
way your friend's looking at me, I might do something

00:39:05.480 --> 00:39:09.420
crazy. Oh, yeah. No, this is my friend. I couldn't

00:39:09.420 --> 00:39:16.820
think of such a time. Hey, how are you? You're

00:39:16.820 --> 00:39:19.940
really hot, you know. Yeah? What are you doing

00:39:19.940 --> 00:39:26.300
later? Fucking hell. She's married looking at

00:39:26.300 --> 00:39:28.980
me like that? Yeah, she's looking at you with

00:39:28.980 --> 00:39:32.949
her two eyes. Not every girl is trying to pay

00:39:32.949 --> 00:39:35.610
you, dude. Although her saying you're high was

00:39:35.610 --> 00:39:39.869
a little unnecessary. Kind of putting out the

00:39:39.869 --> 00:39:49.809
vibe. Just saying. Corinna Cuff says she went

00:39:49.809 --> 00:39:52.610
from being homeless to making money on OnlyFans.

00:39:52.929 --> 00:39:55.949
No, but I moved out here as a nanny. I was making

00:39:55.949 --> 00:39:58.090
$400 a week, and then the next year after that,

00:39:58.449 --> 00:40:00.889
I was, remember, I was in, like, staying on my

00:40:00.889 --> 00:40:03.710
friend's couch. Oh, yeah, you were staying there?

00:40:04.250 --> 00:40:05.710
Not my friends. I was staying on my friend's

00:40:05.710 --> 00:40:09.809
boss's, like, spare. Oh, yeah. That friend and

00:40:09.809 --> 00:40:17.289
that boss really want to work. Room, and I had,

00:40:17.329 --> 00:40:19.969
like, 200 -some bucks in my account, and I was

00:40:19.969 --> 00:40:22.289
like, I have to pay for my car payment. Yeah,

00:40:22.289 --> 00:40:24.130
and then you went into porn and made $3 million.

00:40:27.819 --> 00:40:31.659
Drea DeMatteo, hot piece of ass from Sondavag

00:40:31.659 --> 00:40:34.139
and the Sopranos. I don't know why I said the

00:40:34.139 --> 00:40:38.219
office. It's because I was thinking of a show

00:40:38.219 --> 00:40:39.860
that began with the word the. I might as well

00:40:39.860 --> 00:40:42.780
have said, you know, The Sepsids or The Bachelor.

00:40:42.840 --> 00:40:48.139
No, but here's Drea DeMatteo from those shows

00:40:48.139 --> 00:40:50.840
talking about OnlyFans. So I wasn't canceled.

00:40:51.440 --> 00:40:54.480
but I think I just canceled myself. It's like,

00:40:54.480 --> 00:40:56.840
I'll do it before you have a chance to. I'm not

00:40:56.840 --> 00:40:58.639
going to get the vaccine. I can't come work on

00:40:58.639 --> 00:41:02.539
you. I don't want to hear it. Are conservatives

00:41:02.539 --> 00:41:05.519
tired of talking about the vaccine? And was there

00:41:05.519 --> 00:41:09.300
to help you? You dumb fucks! Who gives a shit

00:41:09.300 --> 00:41:13.860
about a vaccine? Jesus Christ! I was talking

00:41:13.860 --> 00:41:19.679
about COVID. God damn it! Now, do I think there

00:41:19.679 --> 00:41:24.219
were floods to the vaccine? I know people who

00:41:24.219 --> 00:41:28.000
die because of the vaccine. Okay? And I know

00:41:28.000 --> 00:41:31.920
people that died of COVID. But to make everything

00:41:31.920 --> 00:41:37.039
about the freaking vaccine. Jesus Christ. Here

00:41:37.039 --> 00:41:39.960
is Miley Cyrus talking about Call Her Daddy.

00:41:40.219 --> 00:41:42.960
Tai Chi practicing snowboard champion. I could

00:41:42.960 --> 00:41:45.940
fix the flat on your car. Rockstar. I know this

00:41:45.940 --> 00:41:48.500
because this is Alex Cooper who hosted the Hannah

00:41:48.500 --> 00:41:50.880
20th special. This is her favorite Hannah Montana

00:41:50.880 --> 00:41:53.219
song. And I asked her, does she actually know

00:41:53.219 --> 00:41:55.599
the lyrics to it? And she never knew that it

00:41:55.599 --> 00:41:58.599
says Tai Chi practicing snowboard champion. It's

00:41:58.599 --> 00:42:00.400
like, but that's the chorus. She's like, I never

00:42:00.400 --> 00:42:02.500
even really thought about it saying that. Wow.

00:42:02.920 --> 00:42:05.079
Miley Cyrus is like, don't meet your heroes.

00:42:05.199 --> 00:42:12.239
Good job, bitch. So Neon was doing some stuff.

00:42:12.809 --> 00:42:16.090
stretching and training in a boxing bag, or not

00:42:16.090 --> 00:42:18.650
a boxing bag, in a boxing ring with that hot

00:42:18.650 --> 00:42:22.730
piece of ass, Tiffany Stratton, from the WWE,

00:42:22.730 --> 00:42:27.349
and he farted. And then we're gonna... Run. Okay.

00:42:29.070 --> 00:42:32.269
You got it. Come on now. That shit doesn't make

00:42:32.269 --> 00:42:36.429
you dizzy? Yeah, but you get used to it. I didn't

00:42:36.429 --> 00:42:39.289
fart, I swear to God. Yo, what the fuck is happening?

00:42:39.409 --> 00:42:42.820
I swear... God, it was not even like a fart.

00:42:44.260 --> 00:42:51.019
Wow, riveting. Speaking of farting, here's Navee

00:42:51.019 --> 00:42:54.039
talking about love. I don't think I just have

00:42:54.039 --> 00:42:58.219
the energy to up and leave. I love how she's

00:42:58.219 --> 00:42:59.699
talking about she doesn't have the energy to

00:42:59.699 --> 00:43:01.500
get up and leave and she's streaming while you

00:43:01.500 --> 00:43:05.559
hear their kidnapping. It's bad if y 'all want

00:43:05.559 --> 00:43:09.980
me to. I love... I love these videos of these

00:43:09.980 --> 00:43:18.019
trashy girls. Oh, they're trashy. I love when

00:43:18.019 --> 00:43:21.000
they do this thing. No, I love when they like

00:43:21.000 --> 00:43:23.300
stream live and then you like hear the kids in

00:43:23.300 --> 00:43:24.599
the background. You're like, I think it's a little

00:43:24.599 --> 00:43:27.099
more important, honey. He might have been laying

00:43:27.099 --> 00:43:29.400
in a soiled diaper for two hours. Y 'all rooting

00:43:29.400 --> 00:43:35.199
for me too? I just. Yeah, she doesn't want to

00:43:35.199 --> 00:43:40.719
leave because she's making money. Oh yeah, here's

00:43:40.719 --> 00:43:43.699
Blueface talking to Navia's mom while he's shirtless.

00:43:43.699 --> 00:43:51.219
Very strange. Wow, she could really get it. Although

00:43:51.219 --> 00:44:01.840
those tattoos make her look like a tramp. He's

00:44:01.840 --> 00:44:06.639
in his freaking boxers. Or at the very least,

00:44:06.719 --> 00:44:11.039
very thin shorts. They're kind of like shorts,

00:44:11.199 --> 00:44:13.079
but they look like Vaxxers. How are you? Good

00:44:13.079 --> 00:44:16.840
afternoon. Afternoon. How are you? I like your

00:44:16.840 --> 00:44:21.199
tattoos. Oh, thank you. That must have been new,

00:44:21.280 --> 00:44:23.280
or you just don't pay attention to things. What's

00:44:23.280 --> 00:44:28.360
your illusion? Got all the new ones. You got

00:44:28.360 --> 00:44:31.170
the ghetto ones, too. Yeah. He's on his best

00:44:31.170 --> 00:44:34.010
behavior on his in -laws. Yeah, you see me cheat

00:44:34.010 --> 00:44:37.550
on your daughter all the time. Yeah, you see

00:44:37.550 --> 00:44:40.329
me exploit your daughter all the time. It's lit.

00:44:42.050 --> 00:44:44.489
Sounds like a little buck, huh? All right, it

00:44:44.489 --> 00:44:46.750
was riveting stuff. Yeah, he's definitely on

00:44:46.750 --> 00:44:50.929
next channel. Here's Adrian Broner and Dean the

00:44:50.929 --> 00:44:53.489
Great talking. No, I can't stream with you, brother.

00:44:53.510 --> 00:44:56.030
You keep doing this fuck shit, my nigga. Brodo,

00:44:56.110 --> 00:45:00.219
watch today. What are you playing, bro? I think

00:45:00.219 --> 00:45:07.960
he's dead -ass. So it's Dean the Great and Adrian

00:45:07.960 --> 00:45:10.219
Browner. And Adrian Browner says he wants to

00:45:10.219 --> 00:45:13.860
punch Floyd. Bro, I'm punching Floyd today. Yeah,

00:45:15.119 --> 00:45:20.460
he is a scary dude. Just a brain -dead moron.

00:45:20.980 --> 00:45:25.960
Just a stupid person. And he's been taking hits

00:45:25.960 --> 00:45:27.699
to the head since he was like five. And he mixes

00:45:27.699 --> 00:45:29.760
that with alcoholism and not knowing consent

00:45:29.760 --> 00:45:35.340
with a woman. You're a loser! Sorry! No other

00:45:35.340 --> 00:45:38.159
way to put it, man. How do you think you are

00:45:38.159 --> 00:45:46.099
today? You're just a weird, weird guy. 856 -49

00:45:46.099 --> 00:45:52.420
-HOPPY. Oh, yeah! It's 856 -409 -4600. All right,

00:45:52.420 --> 00:45:55.179
here's NBA Youngboy talking about betrayal, even

00:45:55.179 --> 00:45:57.179
though he's a deadbeat dad with no talent that's

00:45:57.179 --> 00:45:58.739
hiding in Japan. You want to know what's happening?

00:46:00.219 --> 00:46:04.239
Fuck your own interview up. He's got that Cody

00:46:04.239 --> 00:46:09.320
advice. Cody, stop it. I did? Yep. Because you

00:46:09.320 --> 00:46:11.579
wrong, and you know you was wrong. And by me

00:46:11.579 --> 00:46:13.880
telling you was wrong, before we started this,

00:46:13.940 --> 00:46:16.440
instead of sitting and pretending. And she got

00:46:16.440 --> 00:46:18.639
your bad, bro. This ain't never been our bad.

00:46:19.320 --> 00:46:23.460
I feel you, dog. You know you're wrong. I can

00:46:23.460 --> 00:46:27.099
tell, too. All right. He's a scary dude. Also

00:46:27.099 --> 00:46:34.179
very talentless. Oh, yeah. Here's Manuel Ferreira.

00:46:34.300 --> 00:46:37.739
Oh, yeah. He's banged up women like, ah, it's

00:46:37.739 --> 00:46:45.769
a kid! Angelina! Angela White! And, uh, Here's

00:46:45.769 --> 00:46:48.090
how he says he lasts in bed. Do you have strategies

00:46:48.090 --> 00:46:52.070
and techniques for lasting longer? Thinking about

00:46:52.070 --> 00:46:54.769
my dead dad? Yeah, I have little things, but

00:46:54.769 --> 00:46:57.550
nothing crazy. Sometimes I bite my finger. Sometimes

00:46:57.550 --> 00:47:01.219
I bite inside my cheeks. It's like... You bite

00:47:01.219 --> 00:47:02.980
your finger so she's riding you and you're like,

00:47:03.039 --> 00:47:05.320
oh, let me bite my finger on camera. What the

00:47:05.320 --> 00:47:10.460
fuck is that? Just a little pain that gets your

00:47:10.460 --> 00:47:13.539
mind off. But usually what I would do is like

00:47:13.539 --> 00:47:16.039
I pull out and do other things. I kiss the girl,

00:47:16.099 --> 00:47:18.440
touch the girl, lick the girl. Just the time

00:47:18.440 --> 00:47:20.519
that. Yeah, sometimes you got to cool down the

00:47:20.519 --> 00:47:27.780
system. Penis comes down a little bit. And then

00:47:27.780 --> 00:47:31.380
get back in, you know. Yeah, you know, get back

00:47:31.380 --> 00:47:35.400
inside you. I'm not ready for Britney Renner

00:47:35.400 --> 00:47:37.380
news. I thought we were going to wrap up this

00:47:37.380 --> 00:47:42.940
skanky segment. By the way, she's a mom. Can

00:47:42.940 --> 00:47:45.840
you imagine if your mom was just such a boss

00:47:45.840 --> 00:47:53.619
down the club? Oh, yeah. Very strange. Here's

00:47:53.619 --> 00:47:57.179
Christiane Rock making wild claims about Blueface

00:47:57.179 --> 00:47:59.940
after claiming he's mad she won't join the circus.

00:48:00.159 --> 00:48:03.780
Circus is the perfect word. And wasn't it 48

00:48:03.780 --> 00:48:20.230
hours ago they were Jay -Z and Beyonce? Man,

00:48:20.269 --> 00:48:22.969
you're so ugly, you make Nivea look like a babe.

00:48:23.969 --> 00:48:27.070
She at least has, like, hair. Cristiano Ronaldo

00:48:27.070 --> 00:48:30.030
is going to retire after getting married. What

00:48:30.030 --> 00:48:39.369
are they? Bye! See you later, elegant. Ah, what's

00:48:39.369 --> 00:48:42.789
this? A huge new study just dropped. Men and

00:48:42.789 --> 00:48:49.000
women finally agree on something. Yay! 11 countries

00:48:49.000 --> 00:48:52.679
with thousands of people. The result? If you

00:48:52.679 --> 00:48:55.940
sleep with everybody, nobody will want you as

00:48:55.940 --> 00:48:58.500
a partner. I mean, it does kind of get a little

00:48:58.500 --> 00:49:01.619
weirder. They're like, oh, you're laying in bed.

00:49:01.800 --> 00:49:03.639
What's your body count? You're like, oh, you

00:49:03.639 --> 00:49:06.980
don't really want to know. I think it's better

00:49:06.980 --> 00:49:10.119
you don't. I think it's going to help us out

00:49:10.119 --> 00:49:14.360
more. Because you're just not going to like it.

00:49:15.969 --> 00:49:18.730
None of us want somebody that's been passed around

00:49:18.730 --> 00:49:23.170
like gravy. Yeah, you know, she's been passing

00:49:23.170 --> 00:49:25.230
around. I love this sentence here. I love this

00:49:25.230 --> 00:49:27.789
name of this rapper. King Yella. That should

00:49:27.789 --> 00:49:33.550
be my name. Yo, yo, yo. I'm King Yella. He talks

00:49:33.550 --> 00:49:35.570
about what it was like growing up in O 'Block.

00:49:35.690 --> 00:49:49.489
King Yella's son. I don't know what the fuck

00:49:49.489 --> 00:49:50.889
you just said. What was the neighborhood like

00:49:50.889 --> 00:49:52.210
growing up in O? What was it like down there?

00:49:57.010 --> 00:50:11.460
Pronounce a fucking sentence! Jesus Christ! I

00:50:11.460 --> 00:50:14.099
don't know what you're saying. What the fuck

00:50:14.099 --> 00:50:24.380
are you saying? Wow. Do you feel stupider? I

00:50:24.380 --> 00:50:26.480
mean, I know this show is not the most highbrow

00:50:26.480 --> 00:50:34.329
show ever. I understand. But Jesus Christ. You

00:50:34.329 --> 00:50:39.190
know what I'm saying? I love how a lot of rappers

00:50:39.190 --> 00:50:45.329
are like... You know what I'm saying? You know

00:50:45.329 --> 00:50:49.969
what I'm saying? I shot him and died. I had sex

00:50:49.969 --> 00:50:51.090
with this girl. I got her pregnant and became

00:50:51.090 --> 00:50:54.369
a deadbeat dad. You know what I'm saying? What

00:50:54.369 --> 00:50:59.239
the hell is wrong with you? Oh, geez. Most guys

00:50:59.239 --> 00:51:01.260
don't actually know how to make a girl miss them.

00:51:01.559 --> 00:51:04.619
And they kind of accidentally, by trying to see

00:51:04.619 --> 00:51:07.099
her more, end up pushing her away. Yeah, sometimes

00:51:07.099 --> 00:51:09.340
if you go a little too quiet, if you're like

00:51:09.340 --> 00:51:12.320
waiting for the broad to talk to you, it ain't

00:51:12.320 --> 00:51:17.539
gonna happen. Sometimes you gotta bite the bullet.

00:51:19.860 --> 00:51:23.079
And just go, you know what? All right, I'll talk

00:51:23.079 --> 00:51:26.019
to him. All right, I'm gonna hang up. Mm -hmm.

00:51:26.380 --> 00:51:28.260
So if you want to know how to change that, hi

00:51:28.260 --> 00:51:30.739
there, my name's Eden and I'm a girl. I don't

00:51:30.739 --> 00:51:32.800
give a shit. Stop with the fucking introducing

00:51:32.800 --> 00:51:36.460
yourself. Jesus Christ. So I can tell you what

00:51:36.460 --> 00:51:38.840
girls actually want. Okay, first of all, you

00:51:38.840 --> 00:51:41.300
need to understand that when you're hanging out

00:51:41.300 --> 00:51:43.539
with a girl. Wow, we need to like have like a,

00:51:43.559 --> 00:51:47.460
like there needs to be, not an intervention.

00:51:47.840 --> 00:51:52.159
There needs to be like a tutorial on levels and

00:51:52.159 --> 00:52:00.010
sound. This broad music is too loud. You're going

00:52:00.010 --> 00:52:02.150
to have a lot of fun, right? But just because

00:52:02.150 --> 00:52:04.250
you're having fun does not mean you should go

00:52:04.250 --> 00:52:07.170
on forever. I can't play this. Because of the

00:52:07.170 --> 00:52:10.090
music. It'd be like this. Hey, welcome to Hoppy

00:52:10.090 --> 00:52:15.190
Hour. How are you? You doing good? I have this

00:52:15.190 --> 00:52:17.849
wild opinion for Hoppy Hour. I'm just going to

00:52:17.849 --> 00:52:25.050
have a yo. Yo is good. Jesus Christ. What are

00:52:25.050 --> 00:52:29.039
you doing? She has already decided if you're

00:52:29.039 --> 00:52:31.340
good in bed before the appetizers even hit the

00:52:31.340 --> 00:52:33.179
table. No, so you know what's going to happen,

00:52:33.280 --> 00:52:38.059
man? If a woman already hasn't decided if you're

00:52:38.059 --> 00:52:43.440
good in bed or not, you got to bring the ruckus

00:52:43.440 --> 00:52:47.559
when the opportunity comes. Oh, yeah, you got

00:52:47.559 --> 00:52:52.239
to just go ahead, baby. Like Ray J says in the

00:52:52.239 --> 00:52:54.699
beginning of the sex tape with... Kim Kardashian.

00:52:54.940 --> 00:52:59.739
Just go ham on them, baby. Just go ham. Men need

00:52:59.739 --> 00:53:01.719
to do these as much as possible. Grab her butt.

00:53:01.760 --> 00:53:03.599
Call her beautiful as if it's her name. Objectifier.

00:53:03.940 --> 00:53:07.280
Oh, yeah. This woman's a crazy woman. We all

00:53:07.280 --> 00:53:09.239
like it. Tell her no. I know that's controversial,

00:53:09.300 --> 00:53:11.159
but she needs to hear it because you're in charge.

00:53:11.219 --> 00:53:13.320
She's not. Oh, geez. This woman's definitely

00:53:13.320 --> 00:53:18.539
got dead ears. She's definitely like, Chuck,

00:53:18.739 --> 00:53:21.159
man, give me a good time. Most importantly, make

00:53:21.159 --> 00:53:22.960
sure you do whatever you want because... You

00:53:22.960 --> 00:53:24.500
are in control of your own life. She is not in

00:53:24.500 --> 00:53:36.539
control. All right. Dean the Great says that

00:53:36.539 --> 00:53:39.480
he got a text from a doctor saying that Adrian

00:53:39.480 --> 00:53:45.619
Broner has pancreatitis. Here is a Fernando Mendoza.

00:53:45.639 --> 00:53:51.920
That's stupid. Talking about getting a 17 rating,

00:53:52.159 --> 00:53:55.280
or not, that'd be terrible, a 74 rating on Madden.

00:53:56.199 --> 00:54:00.280
All right, go ahead and look. Oh, that's a lot

00:54:00.280 --> 00:54:04.139
better than I thought. There you go. Mm -hmm.

00:54:07.079 --> 00:54:09.980
Jesus Christ. We got Brittany Renner and it is

00:54:09.980 --> 00:54:13.820
kind of, don't worry, we'll cover that side chick.

00:54:14.900 --> 00:54:18.599
All right, the very best at recovering side chick.

00:54:18.940 --> 00:54:21.809
Mm -hmm. daughter who lets her boyfriend sneak

00:54:21.809 --> 00:54:24.070
in through her window like almost every night

00:54:24.070 --> 00:54:27.170
and i'm not a nerd so i don't say anything but

00:54:27.170 --> 00:54:29.090
today but i'll make a video about it on my social

00:54:29.090 --> 00:54:31.170
media to a bunch of followers she saw me in the

00:54:31.170 --> 00:54:33.449
hallway and completely unprovoked just looked

00:54:33.449 --> 00:54:36.130
me up and down and went skinny jeans are out

00:54:36.130 --> 00:54:38.730
so guess who's gonna be asking her dad tomorrow

00:54:38.730 --> 00:54:49.809
why his son keeps forgetting his key Oh, I get

00:54:49.809 --> 00:54:53.250
it. He's not telling them. I got it. That's stupid.

00:54:53.969 --> 00:54:56.349
Man, that's a mom right there. That's someone

00:54:56.349 --> 00:55:02.309
that gave birth. I'm kidding. Whatever. I'm kidding.

00:55:02.550 --> 00:55:07.869
It's all jokes. It's all fun and dancing. All

00:55:07.869 --> 00:55:13.730
right. What do we got here? 856 -49 -HOPPY. Oh,

00:55:13.730 --> 00:55:18.900
yeah. Gypsy Rose has new lip filter. You can

00:55:18.900 --> 00:55:25.219
paint a Picasso on those lips. Oh, yeah. Here's

00:55:25.219 --> 00:55:30.659
Drake doing a dating show. It was asked where

00:55:30.659 --> 00:55:33.760
they would go on honeymoon. I'm blushing. Okay,

00:55:33.760 --> 00:55:35.559
so where are we going to go for our honeymoon?

00:55:36.260 --> 00:55:38.539
Oh, our honeymoon. Yeah. I want to go. There's

00:55:38.539 --> 00:55:42.900
a place I want to go in Bodrum. Hold drop. Yeah.

00:55:43.000 --> 00:55:45.179
She doesn't know what the fuck that is. Okay.

00:55:45.980 --> 00:55:48.940
So like hot air balloons. It's like every day

00:55:48.940 --> 00:55:50.599
I wake up, it's like a skydive. So I don't need

00:55:50.599 --> 00:55:52.420
to go skydiving. You understand what I'm saying?

00:55:52.519 --> 00:55:54.400
Wait, what's rocky about it? You said it's got

00:55:54.400 --> 00:55:56.480
like. No, I'm just saying like it's like life

00:55:56.480 --> 00:55:59.139
is just life. Every day some new shit. Yes. This

00:55:59.139 --> 00:56:02.539
is like some stupid deep talk. Now it's time

00:56:02.539 --> 00:56:05.639
to talk about flat earth. And you're flat ass.

00:56:05.900 --> 00:56:08.440
So it's like, I don't need to get in a fast car

00:56:08.440 --> 00:56:11.420
and drive 200 miles an hour. I just like, I like

00:56:11.420 --> 00:56:13.179
to take life. I want to live life on the edge

00:56:13.179 --> 00:56:16.659
with you. Okay, yeah. She's not the one for you,

00:56:16.679 --> 00:56:21.119
dog. She wants to use your money. Living life

00:56:21.119 --> 00:56:23.260
on the edge means she always wants you to buy

00:56:23.260 --> 00:56:27.320
things. I just want to go to like Bodrum and

00:56:27.320 --> 00:56:29.719
just like relax. Yeah, she ain't the one for

00:56:29.719 --> 00:56:36.659
you. And he's like, I just want to relax and

00:56:36.659 --> 00:56:43.360
chill out and hang out. Goth baby claims 80 %

00:56:43.360 --> 00:56:46.539
of women in LA are cheaters. Laces. Yeah, right.

00:56:46.719 --> 00:56:49.159
You get those. I think LA, you were at like 19.

00:56:49.239 --> 00:56:52.219
No, fuck. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 94%. All right. Jesus

00:56:52.219 --> 00:56:54.539
Christ. We need to have like a... You know what's

00:56:54.539 --> 00:56:57.340
funny? I always say we need to have like a checkpoint

00:56:57.340 --> 00:56:59.900
of not everybody needs a podcast. But then I'm

00:56:59.900 --> 00:57:01.719
like, what if I didn't make the checkpoint? Like,

00:57:01.760 --> 00:57:05.369
what if I... Came up with the idea. And then

00:57:05.369 --> 00:57:08.929
I didn't go, but then I get left out. Kind of

00:57:08.929 --> 00:57:13.690
like LeBron James coming up with the NBA in -game,

00:57:13.869 --> 00:57:16.250
in -season tournament or the tournament, you

00:57:16.250 --> 00:57:18.110
know, for the ninth and tenth seed to become

00:57:18.110 --> 00:57:21.789
the eighth seed. What is that tournament called?

00:57:24.289 --> 00:57:28.670
NBA tournament playoffs. Yeah, you know, the

00:57:28.670 --> 00:57:35.440
tournament, the NBA playoffs. The play -in tournament.

00:57:35.579 --> 00:57:38.519
Yeah, it'd be like LeBron coming up and coming

00:57:38.519 --> 00:57:40.139
up with it and then his team didn't make the

00:57:40.139 --> 00:57:42.599
playoffs because of it, but it was to help him

00:57:42.599 --> 00:57:45.099
out. That'd be the same way with me. I don't

00:57:45.099 --> 00:57:48.960
even know what the fuck I'm saying anymore. So

00:57:48.960 --> 00:57:54.199
Stephen A. Smith was given an award, a thumbs

00:57:54.199 --> 00:58:01.840
down award by the National Association of Black

00:58:01.840 --> 00:58:04.579
Journalists. for his recurring public powder

00:58:04.579 --> 00:58:06.940
and a disparaging public commentary at black

00:58:06.940 --> 00:58:11.000
women. I mean, I think he's a douche, but I think

00:58:11.000 --> 00:58:13.519
he's just sharing his opinion. That Waffle House

00:58:13.519 --> 00:58:17.980
guy got fired. Neo is dry -humping a girl on

00:58:17.980 --> 00:58:21.860
stage. What's new? Brian Kohlberger is a psychopath.

00:58:22.659 --> 00:58:25.400
Dolly Parton abruptly canceled shows. That's

00:58:25.400 --> 00:58:29.199
not good. Netflix once said Tyra Banks defamation

00:58:29.199 --> 00:58:32.369
lawsuit dismissed. Clavicular wants to have a

00:58:32.369 --> 00:58:37.250
baby with Lily Snodder. It's crazy that there's

00:58:37.250 --> 00:58:41.369
people that were born in 06 having kids. Ray

00:58:41.369 --> 00:58:46.750
J beats Orlando Brown in a boxing match. You

00:58:46.750 --> 00:58:50.070
know what that is? If you've run out of ideas

00:58:50.070 --> 00:58:53.909
to talk about or do things, you do boxing matches.

00:58:55.289 --> 00:58:57.190
And then when you have nobody that wants to do

00:58:57.190 --> 00:58:58.969
it for free, you just don't do them anymore.

00:58:59.130 --> 00:59:03.510
Mike Kelton. Luigi Mangione has been given hundreds

00:59:03.510 --> 00:59:06.469
of thousands from a GoFundMe by his fans. You're

00:59:06.469 --> 00:59:11.289
all losers. Adrian Broner was mad that Brandi

00:59:11.289 --> 00:59:12.969
walked by him and didn't say hi. She probably

00:59:12.969 --> 00:59:15.909
didn't want to get raped. Yeah, let's play that

00:59:15.909 --> 00:59:20.070
audio. And it was Madonna's 68th birthday. Oh,

00:59:20.130 --> 00:59:24.530
she's so freaking hot. Even if it's like a freaking

00:59:24.530 --> 00:59:27.190
boy down there, he's still having sex with Madonna,

00:59:27.429 --> 00:59:32.730
dude. Although I think everybody has had sex

00:59:32.730 --> 00:59:36.469
with Madonna at some point. Mm -hmm. All right.

00:59:36.550 --> 00:59:45.969
In 13, 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 9, 10. Sorry. 5, 4,

00:59:46.070 --> 00:59:48.530
3, 2, 1. We have Adrienne Barnard confronting

00:59:48.530 --> 00:59:58.300
Brandy. Mm -hmm. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. So they're

00:59:58.300 --> 01:00:00.559
in the house and Brandy's walking down the hall

01:00:00.559 --> 01:00:09.159
singing. All right. All right. Let me skip over

01:00:09.159 --> 01:00:22.139
here. Brandy. She said, how are you? She just

01:00:22.139 --> 01:00:27.699
didn't stop to talk to your fat ass. You got

01:00:27.699 --> 01:00:37.739
all the cameras there. Hey, give me a portable,

01:00:37.900 --> 01:00:41.760
Vicky. Somebody give me a portable. Harder now.

01:00:43.219 --> 01:00:47.099
Just walk past me. I didn't walk past you. I

01:00:47.099 --> 01:00:52.500
spoke to you. Everything is okay. Everything

01:00:52.500 --> 01:00:55.679
is great. You okay? It hit different now. Randy,

01:00:55.900 --> 01:00:58.440
little brother. Are you the one that did the

01:00:58.440 --> 01:01:04.619
song? No. She knows nothing about him. It's almost

01:01:04.619 --> 01:01:07.460
more embarrassing. Whenever a girl ignores you,

01:01:07.500 --> 01:01:10.780
just accept it. Because when you get mad about

01:01:10.780 --> 01:01:14.980
it, you come up like a bitch and a clown. Right.

01:01:15.239 --> 01:01:29.139
Time for Britney Renner news. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

01:01:29.280 --> 01:01:32.159
yeah, welcome to the hour, Ryan on the dial,

01:01:32.280 --> 01:01:35.179
six foot nine, St. Pete, got the whole room wild,

01:01:35.320 --> 01:01:37.679
he cut through the talk, when the smoke gets

01:01:37.679 --> 01:01:40.039
thick, he want real, not the pose, he want facts,

01:01:40.119 --> 01:01:42.619
not slick every week. Same game, same photo,

01:01:42.679 --> 01:01:45.199
same grin Same name in the feed, tryna force

01:01:45.199 --> 01:01:47.480
one more spin But the crowd see the script, when

01:01:47.480 --> 01:01:49.559
the mask starts to slip You can wave for the

01:01:49.559 --> 01:01:52.019
flash, still can't fake that grip Uh -huh, here

01:01:52.019 --> 01:01:54.639
we go They love that fame chase Uh -huh, here

01:01:54.639 --> 01:01:59.320
we go But it don't hold place Britney ran the

01:01:59.320 --> 01:02:05.059
news We don't buy the view Britney ran the news

01:02:05.059 --> 01:02:16.130
We see it right through Happy hour tonight Ain't

01:02:16.130 --> 01:02:20.329
fooling nobody, right? Check the call, the line

01:02:20.329 --> 01:02:23.190
lit Everybody got takes Everybody got a story

01:02:23.190 --> 01:02:25.750
Everybody wants steaks But the host stay cool

01:02:25.750 --> 01:02:28.510
with a grin and a nod He don't crown every rumor

01:02:28.510 --> 01:02:31.150
He don't play that fraud Big frame, big voice,

01:02:31.210 --> 01:02:33.809
big reach on the mic If it's empty on the inside,

01:02:33.889 --> 01:02:36.349
he won't dress it up nice St. Pete in the building

01:02:36.349 --> 01:02:39.030
and the feedback loud If you came for the clout,

01:02:39.090 --> 01:02:43.280
you might lose to the crowd They love that fame

01:02:43.280 --> 01:02:46.199
chase. Here we go. But they don't hope late.

01:02:47.760 --> 01:02:53.739
Britney Renner news. We don't buy the view. Britney

01:02:53.739 --> 01:02:59.579
Renner news. We see right through. I ain't keep

01:02:59.579 --> 01:03:04.619
it loud. On happy hour tonight. Britney Renner

01:03:04.619 --> 01:03:10.699
news. Ain't fooling nobody right. News day, new

01:03:10.699 --> 01:03:39.170
hour. Right now in the club. All right, we got

01:03:39.170 --> 01:03:44.699
Brittany Runner. Being asked to show her feet.

01:03:45.260 --> 01:03:48.860
Are your feet out tonight? Yeah, I should take

01:03:48.860 --> 01:03:52.400
my shoes off. Oh, yeah. Right on that totally

01:03:52.400 --> 01:03:59.820
clean Mississippi straight. I'm going to be on

01:03:59.820 --> 01:04:03.639
some ghetto shit. You're admitting it, at least.

01:04:07.119 --> 01:04:09.420
So she shows her feet. God, she's looking hot.

01:04:13.800 --> 01:04:17.219
Does she know how to suck dick? Oh, yeah! Does

01:04:17.219 --> 01:04:20.260
she know how to fuck you? Are you, like, psyched

01:04:20.260 --> 01:04:22.219
up that you're her only body? Like, what's that?

01:04:28.780 --> 01:04:31.079
Like, I feel like everybody says they want a

01:04:31.079 --> 01:04:33.659
virgin, but I'm like, did it really? Not at all.

01:04:33.679 --> 01:04:47.340
They're going to use teeth. Here she is with

01:04:47.340 --> 01:04:52.940
this pretty boy hanging out. Yeah, all these

01:04:52.940 --> 01:05:03.619
guys are mad. He definitely plowed her that night.

01:05:04.039 --> 01:05:07.239
And then here she is from Node. Jumper a few

01:05:07.239 --> 01:05:09.099
years ago. Yeah, I mean, he had a girlfriend

01:05:09.099 --> 01:05:11.059
of five years when I met him. I was a side chick

01:05:11.059 --> 01:05:15.360
for 10 months. Oh, yeah. That sentence right

01:05:15.360 --> 01:05:33.980
there totally describes her legacy. RyanHockeyRadio

01:05:33.980 --> 01:05:36.699
.com The hour will be right back. You probably

01:05:36.699 --> 01:05:40.019
had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,

01:05:40.400 --> 01:05:46.039
all I smell is poop. We also need to be affectionate.

01:05:46.039 --> 01:05:48.880
And you can see that with Barack and Michelle

01:05:48.880 --> 01:05:52.000
as well. They do a lot of touching, kissing,

01:05:52.159 --> 01:05:57.929
even fisting. And we'll call it a day. the semen

01:05:57.929 --> 01:06:01.170
was so big stop lacking in meat and that's what

01:06:01.170 --> 01:06:07.630
real women need stop cussing it looks like you

01:06:07.630 --> 01:06:10.650
went and got a job not on the ipad screen whatever

01:06:10.650 --> 01:06:12.969
the case might be in your hand in a sock you

01:06:12.969 --> 01:06:15.989
know whatever like thank you but also i would

01:06:15.989 --> 01:06:19.170
love to be Getting railed, but... As a reminder,

01:06:19.429 --> 01:06:21.449
if you don't feel like listening to this next

01:06:21.449 --> 01:06:24.170
song, you can skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of

01:06:24.170 --> 01:06:26.829
Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection, so stick

01:06:26.829 --> 01:06:29.449
around, folks. Oh, yeah, let me press this button

01:06:29.449 --> 01:06:33.570
right here. Don't worry, Fresno. Hoppy Hour will

01:06:33.570 --> 01:06:37.230
be right back. Welcome, welcome to the place

01:06:37.230 --> 01:06:42.690
I call home. New York City's home. Riding around

01:06:42.690 --> 01:06:47.690
on Chrome. Evil love to learn the streets, but

01:06:47.690 --> 01:06:52.289
leave them alone, cause you're all alone, out

01:06:52.289 --> 01:06:57.769
here in the danger zone. You don't want the convicts

01:06:57.769 --> 01:06:59.650
to come through that seat at your feet, make

01:06:59.650 --> 01:07:02.400
you one, two step to be Sierra, yeah. You can

01:07:02.400 --> 01:07:04.699
scatter, but it might be even badder If I catch

01:07:04.699 --> 01:07:06.780
you on the bound, kick the Nike in your bladder

01:07:06.780 --> 01:07:09.559
I got the whole town hooked over this dope And

01:07:09.559 --> 01:07:12.039
I'ma smoke till I'm old as the Pope, cereal bowl

01:07:12.039 --> 01:07:14.300
and remote I ain't broke, I hit the score with

01:07:14.300 --> 01:07:16.579
a brick, yeah That's why they playin' tug -of

01:07:16.579 --> 01:07:18.860
-war with my dick I used to have big dreams,

01:07:18.980 --> 01:07:22.079
now all of them strip Lingerie on, silicone ball

01:07:22.079 --> 01:07:24.900
on they tip Niggas wind up in the sky for a dollar,

01:07:24.960 --> 01:07:27.480
but I'ma keep it real And most these niggas die,

01:07:27.579 --> 01:07:30.280
no Renata Cause babies need Luke and baby mamas

01:07:30.280 --> 01:07:34.269
need Prada That's why he got fried And it happens

01:07:34.269 --> 01:07:36.909
every weekend That's why we outside Buying cameras

01:07:36.909 --> 01:07:39.690
for the storm You niggas gon' need more You don't

01:07:39.690 --> 01:07:42.250
need to run We don't be following you Everywhere

01:07:42.250 --> 01:07:44.929
you go So if you don't need a hiding space You

01:07:44.929 --> 01:07:48.989
need a gun You need a clip A little heart And

01:07:48.989 --> 01:07:51.590
hit a spot Or be a victim of society You know

01:07:51.590 --> 01:07:55.590
how it goes down down here, man You better load

01:07:55.590 --> 01:07:57.829
up your weapon before you come outside, bitch.

01:07:57.869 --> 01:08:00.050
It's a scheme on you, man. The hood ain't ride.

01:08:00.369 --> 01:08:03.130
You'll be a victim of society. Come take a look

01:08:03.130 --> 01:08:06.690
at where I come from. Man, that's fucked up what

01:08:06.690 --> 01:08:08.949
happened to glue. Shorty roll up on his mom,

01:08:08.989 --> 01:08:11.690
girls clapping the rule. Retaliation from a robbery

01:08:11.690 --> 01:08:14.070
in back of the school. Left him vitally hung.

01:08:14.329 --> 01:08:16.489
Spent all that through the gat in the pond. It

01:08:16.489 --> 01:08:20.770
goes on out here. Go day long out here. That's

01:08:20.770 --> 01:08:23.420
all I hear. Watch your back out of town and spray

01:08:23.420 --> 01:08:25.819
at your runners. Right in the parking lot like

01:08:25.819 --> 01:08:28.539
AWACS in Venice. The money's sent to us, I will

01:08:28.539 --> 01:08:31.039
wave caps to Venice. Make backs and spinners,

01:08:31.159 --> 01:08:33.739
rape plaques and dinners. I'm blown drove, be

01:08:33.739 --> 01:08:35.880
no haze, black and spinach. If you hit it too

01:08:35.880 --> 01:08:38.199
hard, you'd be dazed back for minutes. Hollow

01:08:38.199 --> 01:08:40.899
the wrong shit, spend days at your dentist. Getting

01:08:40.899 --> 01:08:43.020
it deep straightened, just cause you was hating.

01:08:43.220 --> 01:08:45.720
You met your maker, now it's time to meet Satan.

01:08:45.880 --> 01:08:47.819
And your barrel, he was the only thing left and

01:08:47.819 --> 01:08:50.979
we waiting up. No need to run, we'll be fine.

01:08:51.079 --> 01:08:53.479
is you everywhere you go so you don't need a

01:08:53.479 --> 01:08:59.159
hot space you need a gun you need a clip We'll

01:08:59.159 --> 01:09:01.720
be your victim of society. You got to be a stupid

01:09:01.720 --> 01:09:04.760
motherfucker not to have one out here. You better

01:09:04.760 --> 01:09:07.380
load up your weapon when you come outside. These

01:09:07.380 --> 01:09:09.520
niggas a scheme on you, man. The hood ain't right.

01:09:09.819 --> 01:09:12.119
You'll be your victim of society. Stop all that

01:09:12.119 --> 01:09:14.640
pillow talking. I saw niggas make shit knock

01:09:14.640 --> 01:09:16.460
back. These industry niggas playing the role.

01:09:16.600 --> 01:09:18.819
They ain't gonna sleep. They underestimate the

01:09:18.819 --> 01:09:21.100
strong and they be the weak. Your ball gonna

01:09:21.100 --> 01:09:23.560
rep the unit till they put him to sleep. That'll

01:09:23.560 --> 01:09:26.060
bring Vietnam to your hood in a bleak. Before

01:09:26.060 --> 01:09:28.319
I hop in my Impala with my head in the breeze

01:09:28.319 --> 01:09:30.939
I say a prayer for the G's like my homeboy cheese

01:09:30.939 --> 01:09:34.279
There won't be no more pops or no more HP's Shotty

01:09:34.279 --> 01:09:37.079
tied to his hip, knocking on his knees Man, this

01:09:37.079 --> 01:09:39.420
is for the niggas in the can With a stretch for

01:09:39.420 --> 01:09:42.100
the bull ring And an old man from the jacks for

01:09:42.100 --> 01:09:44.560
the loose cannons They understand that they next

01:09:44.560 --> 01:09:46.859
cause they boxed in Caught in a jam and they

01:09:46.859 --> 01:09:49.520
stressed I got no problem clipping a rookie Man,

01:09:49.539 --> 01:09:51.920
you damn near bitch What we missing is the tits

01:09:51.920 --> 01:09:54.500
and the pussy Yeah, I go as hard for the chill

01:09:55.119 --> 01:09:57.220
Sold more records than the old terrorist squad

01:09:57.220 --> 01:10:00.640
put together No need to run, real big followers

01:10:00.640 --> 01:10:03.020
you everywhere you go So if you don't need a

01:10:03.020 --> 01:10:05.920
hiding space, you need a gun You need a clip,

01:10:06.079 --> 01:10:09.260
a little heart, and then a spark Be a victim

01:10:09.260 --> 01:10:13.979
of society You niggas know what it is, man You

01:10:13.979 --> 01:10:16.340
better load up your weapons before you come outside

01:10:16.340 --> 01:10:18.859
Cause niggas a scheme on you, man, the hood ain't

01:10:18.859 --> 01:10:22.119
ride You be a victim of society T -T -T -T -T

01:10:22.119 --> 01:11:03.189
-T -Net! All righty, let's see what we have here.

01:11:03.800 --> 01:11:05.800
with this button that we're going to press right

01:11:05.800 --> 01:11:08.000
here. Hey, what's up? It's DJ Love. She's from

01:11:08.000 --> 01:11:10.619
the world -famous Man Cow Show, and you're listening

01:11:10.619 --> 01:11:14.800
to my good pal and radio legend, Ryan Hoppy on

01:11:14.800 --> 01:11:17.060
the Hoppy Hour. Wow, thank you. I love when people

01:11:17.060 --> 01:11:18.939
add the radio legend part. It boosts my ego.

01:11:19.859 --> 01:11:23.060
The show you secretly listen to, and that includes

01:11:23.060 --> 01:11:26.699
you, Mike Colta, stalking my pages. Whatever.

01:11:26.979 --> 01:11:47.600
Anyway, back to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. The

01:11:47.600 --> 01:12:30.409
door is closed. The other stations are tuned

01:12:30.409 --> 01:13:07.180
in too. Side chick news. We talking Massey today.

01:13:08.939 --> 01:13:12.739
Mic check. Welcome to the surf. Riding in the

01:13:12.739 --> 01:13:14.939
booth, cutting straight through the surf. Call

01:13:14.939 --> 01:13:17.359
it like I see it. Feelings in the hearse, kid.

01:13:17.579 --> 01:13:20.039
You click the T, now you get the whole thermos.

01:13:20.039 --> 01:13:22.520
The libs playing games, acting like they saints.

01:13:38.390 --> 01:14:08.810
you can't tag the man but you That is right.

01:14:08.909 --> 01:14:13.029
Yeah. That's done right now. We're going to have

01:14:13.029 --> 01:14:16.090
a good time and start ranting about the news.

01:14:16.430 --> 01:14:24.090
Oh, Jays. Whoa! Happy Hot Topic! Ariana Grande

01:14:24.090 --> 01:14:27.770
is making one thing about Ricky Alvarez. Yeah,

01:14:27.810 --> 01:14:30.029
she's just, you know, going, she's realizing

01:14:30.029 --> 01:14:33.789
no reasonable guy wants to date her. So now she's

01:14:33.789 --> 01:14:43.420
dating losers! Crystal clear and permanent. During

01:14:43.420 --> 01:14:46.739
her August 15th concert in London, fans noticed

01:14:46.739 --> 01:14:50.739
the Grammy winner had some fresh ink on her collarbone.

01:14:50.920 --> 01:14:53.880
Oh, yeah. Her collarbone's sticking out of that

01:14:53.880 --> 01:14:56.359
line. She's so skinny. In a photo shared to her

01:14:56.359 --> 01:14:59.260
Instagram stories, Grande's new tattoo was on

01:14:59.260 --> 01:15:03.560
full display. All right, whatever. Good for you,

01:15:03.579 --> 01:15:06.520
honey. You're still a skank. All right, Jays.

01:15:07.180 --> 01:15:12.810
Happy Hot Topic. Bruce Willis was there for a

01:15:12.810 --> 01:15:16.789
special milestone in his daughter's life. It's

01:15:16.789 --> 01:15:22.689
the sound. Bruce Willis is dead. It's Bruce Willis.

01:15:24.130 --> 01:15:28.270
I know. He's dying. Kinda. I mean, he's not doing

01:15:28.270 --> 01:15:31.590
it. Diehard star who was diagnosed with dementia

01:15:31.590 --> 01:15:35.609
in 2023 made a rare appearance as his daughter

01:15:35.609 --> 01:15:39.649
Tallulah Willis married Justin Ossie at the couple's

01:15:39.649 --> 01:15:46.890
Idaho home. That's good. Another star is tripping

01:15:46.890 --> 01:15:53.229
down. This is a crazy headline right here. Another

01:15:53.229 --> 01:15:55.970
star is tripping down, Halle Berry, who, believe

01:15:55.970 --> 01:15:58.569
it or not, turned 60 today. Oh my God, doesn't

01:15:58.569 --> 01:16:01.590
that make you feel home? Yeah, you know, she's

01:16:01.590 --> 01:16:05.079
got cobwebs down there for days! I don't want

01:16:05.079 --> 01:16:07.380
him in bed. I want him to mow my lawn and bring

01:16:07.380 --> 01:16:10.199
me nice tea. Shut up, bitch. Rosie O'Donnell

01:16:10.199 --> 01:16:12.340
had to clear up a little confusion surrounding

01:16:12.340 --> 01:16:14.920
her Tom Cruise obsession when she came out as

01:16:14.920 --> 01:16:17.319
a lesbian. The comedian said on a recent episode

01:16:17.319 --> 01:16:19.680
of the Good Hang with Amy Poehler podcast that

01:16:19.680 --> 01:16:21.859
her fangirling over the Top Gun heartthrob was

01:16:21.859 --> 01:16:24.619
more love you, buddy, than lustful. Yeah, she's

01:16:24.619 --> 01:16:28.880
not really into penis. Look at her! There's not

01:16:28.880 --> 01:16:32.420
a hetero -looking bone in her body! Ah, this

01:16:32.420 --> 01:16:36.289
right here. Jessica Simpson is saying, I want

01:16:36.289 --> 01:16:39.949
to love you forever. Get away. The singer shares

01:16:39.949 --> 01:16:42.590
a series of snaps from her recent Turks and Caicos

01:16:42.590 --> 01:16:46.109
vacation. Instagram, August 15. Jessica writes

01:16:46.109 --> 01:16:49.149
in the caption, take me back to Turks and Caicos.

01:16:49.210 --> 01:16:51.810
Adding, we'll be seeing y 'all again very, very

01:16:51.810 --> 01:16:54.550
soon. And bet you'll love her latest vacation

01:16:54.550 --> 01:16:57.350
look. And one black and white selfie. Gosh, she's

01:16:57.350 --> 01:16:59.369
a hot piece of ass. Just good for you, babe.

01:16:59.649 --> 01:17:04.260
You did it! Selena Gomez speaks out amid a legal

01:17:04.260 --> 01:17:07.720
battle involving her mental health startup. Yeah,

01:17:07.819 --> 01:17:12.359
I don't know. She just seems like kind of a scammer.

01:17:12.600 --> 01:17:15.579
She doesn't seem like a woman you want to date.

01:17:16.340 --> 01:17:21.539
It's crazy. But I do think that this thing that

01:17:21.539 --> 01:17:25.159
she's in trouble with, I don't think, I don't

01:17:25.159 --> 01:17:29.729
think she knew what she was signing up for. I

01:17:29.729 --> 01:17:33.649
think she's just a stupid celebrity. Alright,

01:17:36.470 --> 01:17:42.090
so there's a lawsuit. Justin Trudeau and Katy

01:17:42.090 --> 01:17:46.109
Perry are soaking up summer. On Friday, August

01:17:46.109 --> 01:17:48.550
14th, the former Canadian Prime Minister shared

01:17:48.550 --> 01:17:50.449
a glimpse into the couple's European vacation

01:17:50.449 --> 01:17:53.710
as he uploaded photos to Instagram. Alright,

01:17:53.770 --> 01:18:05.670
so they went on vacation. The CEO made famous

01:18:05.670 --> 01:18:08.930
for laying off hundreds of employees just before

01:18:08.930 --> 01:18:12.250
the holidays on a zoom call is now the one demanding

01:18:12.250 --> 01:18:17.010
his job back. When it's all said and done and

01:18:17.010 --> 01:18:19.170
everyone's at your funeral, you're going to be

01:18:19.170 --> 01:18:24.720
remembered as a scumbag. And I hope all, All

01:18:24.720 --> 01:18:28.479
the CEOs out there know that. Mm -hmm. Shaw Gar

01:18:28.479 --> 01:18:33.500
was fired from his position at... I'm so done

01:18:33.500 --> 01:18:35.600
with CEOs, dude. They're just such fucking...

01:18:37.829 --> 01:18:41.189
Hayden Panettiere's final Instagram message was

01:18:41.189 --> 01:18:44.069
full of love. One month before the Nashville

01:18:44.069 --> 01:18:48.069
star died at the age of 36, she appeared to be

01:18:48.069 --> 01:18:50.670
enjoying life with her inner circle, sharing

01:18:50.670 --> 01:18:54.810
what would become her final post on July 27th.

01:18:54.810 --> 01:18:57.170
The Heroes actress captioning a black and white

01:18:57.170 --> 01:18:59.869
photograph of herself with friend Randall Slavin,

01:18:59.930 --> 01:19:02.770
good times and good friends. I feel like Heroes

01:19:02.770 --> 01:19:06.340
came out 10 years too early. On August 16th,

01:19:06.340 --> 01:19:08.960
the actress's rep confirmed to multiple outlets

01:19:08.960 --> 01:19:11.579
that the star had died, sharing it as... Yeah,

01:19:11.579 --> 01:19:14.800
that's right. You know what's the worst? When

01:19:14.800 --> 01:19:18.180
you're laying in bed and you start to tell, and

01:19:18.180 --> 01:19:21.239
you see that someone that you've not... Not that

01:19:21.239 --> 01:19:24.140
I knew him in penitentiary, but like someone

01:19:24.140 --> 01:19:26.380
that you've seen around for a quarter century

01:19:26.380 --> 01:19:32.289
is dead. No good. With profound sadness that

01:19:32.289 --> 01:19:35.510
we share the tragic passing of our beloved Hayden.

01:19:35.649 --> 01:19:38.029
Rest in peace, baby. She definitely had a hard

01:19:38.029 --> 01:19:41.449
life. With not the greatest parents in the world.

01:19:42.529 --> 01:19:47.869
Sid Wilson and Slipknot are officially untied.

01:19:48.130 --> 01:19:55.970
Yeah. Nothing worse than like... You just have

01:19:55.970 --> 01:19:59.529
the band already. Like, man, are you on a rough

01:19:59.529 --> 01:20:02.930
stretch? Heavy metal band. Slipknot confirms

01:20:02.930 --> 01:20:06.470
the DJ is no longer a member of the group. Yeah,

01:20:06.590 --> 01:20:08.149
I hope he figures it out. There's still something

01:20:08.149 --> 01:20:13.590
going on there. Nearly two decades after surviving

01:20:13.590 --> 01:20:16.409
a plane crash, Travis Barker opened up like never

01:20:16.409 --> 01:20:19.020
before. Welcome back. That's Hollywood from Universal

01:20:19.020 --> 01:20:21.039
Studios Hollywood. I'm Mario Lopez. What is it?

01:20:21.399 --> 01:20:25.359
2008. That's Hollywood. The Blink -182 drummer

01:20:25.359 --> 01:20:28.640
and his friend, Adam DJ A .M. Goldstein, survived

01:20:28.640 --> 01:20:31.520
a Learjet crash in South Carolina that killed

01:20:31.520 --> 01:20:35.220
four of the six people on board, two close friends,

01:20:35.239 --> 01:20:37.279
and... All right, so it's going to be boring.

01:20:37.420 --> 01:20:39.579
This is too long of a video, but pretty much

01:20:39.579 --> 01:20:42.460
Alabama said before the trip, don't die, daddy.

01:20:42.520 --> 01:20:50.000
That's fucking frightening. OJ! You look fantastic.

01:20:50.239 --> 01:20:53.659
You have clearly lost a lot of weight. Dude,

01:20:53.800 --> 01:21:00.060
John Goodman looks horrendous. I'm sick and tired

01:21:00.060 --> 01:21:03.659
of this culture out there where they all think

01:21:03.659 --> 01:21:06.659
they need to look so freaking skinny. I don't

01:21:06.659 --> 01:21:08.399
want to sound mean because it's just, it's so

01:21:08.399 --> 01:21:11.039
mean to say, oh yeah, you look hideous, but you

01:21:11.039 --> 01:21:14.640
look horrible. You look dreadful. You look terrible.

01:21:15.359 --> 01:21:18.270
What are you doing? You looked good when you

01:21:18.270 --> 01:21:22.029
were fat. That's what I hear. John Goodman turning

01:21:22.029 --> 01:21:25.109
heads with a new look at his major weight loss.

01:21:25.409 --> 01:21:27.409
I wouldn't even know if it was him because he's

01:21:27.409 --> 01:21:31.710
at a grocery store. You seem really happy and

01:21:31.710 --> 01:21:38.829
healthy. What is the key? Jesus Christ. What

01:21:38.829 --> 01:21:41.670
are you doing, man? And this headline right here

01:21:41.670 --> 01:21:49.250
relates to me. You're going to have the Today

01:21:49.250 --> 01:21:51.430
Show use a clip from Seinfeld because they're

01:21:51.430 --> 01:21:54.289
on the right. What are you doing? I got three

01:21:54.289 --> 01:21:58.550
kitchens to go. Cooking easy in your thing, you're

01:21:58.550 --> 01:22:01.550
in luck. You can get 10 meals for under $7 a

01:22:01.550 --> 01:22:04.109
meal. With more demand for quick and easy meals,

01:22:04.250 --> 01:22:06.810
grocery chains are offering more ready -to -eat

01:22:06.810 --> 01:22:09.029
food deals. Oh, yeah, you got a problem. This

01:22:09.029 --> 01:22:11.329
is what I do every day, and I have no idea. You

01:22:11.329 --> 01:22:16.090
know, some women. I usually predict what they're

01:22:16.090 --> 01:22:20.109
going to eat. Doing meal prep. I just go with

01:22:20.109 --> 01:22:22.909
the flow. One night, my favorite history, chicken.

01:22:23.510 --> 01:22:28.329
The next night, I don't know. I don't know. $30

01:22:28.329 --> 01:22:31.170
for all this food is such a steal. Here's the

01:22:31.170 --> 01:22:35.550
thing. It's now become the same price as fast

01:22:35.550 --> 01:22:39.550
food. So do I want to go to McDonald's, get an

01:22:39.550 --> 01:22:44.859
overpriced burger, or And then spend like $22.

01:22:44.979 --> 01:22:51.539
Let's say I spent $22 at Aldi. Now, I mean, Aldi's

01:22:51.539 --> 01:22:54.260
is okay, but I spent $22 at McDonald's, okay?

01:22:56.140 --> 01:22:59.880
Or I could spend $22 and get BOGO popcorn, munchies

01:22:59.880 --> 01:23:04.199
at night, get a few meals. If it's like, it's

01:23:04.199 --> 01:23:09.819
just better off. You have leftovers, okay? Happy

01:23:09.819 --> 01:23:15.340
101. I got a piss, and I feel like playing another

01:23:15.340 --> 01:23:19.100
banger, so we'll be right back. Mm -hmm. Hoppy

01:23:19.100 --> 01:23:27.939
Hour. Hoppy Hour. It's time for Hoppy in the

01:23:27.939 --> 01:23:34.720
morning. RyanHoppyRadio .com. Hoppy Hour will

01:23:34.720 --> 01:23:37.239
be right back. You probably had Taco Bell before.

01:23:37.520 --> 01:23:43.390
Whenever we're going outside, oh, I smell. we

01:23:43.390 --> 01:23:46.090
also need to be affectionate and you can see

01:23:46.090 --> 01:23:49.590
that with barack and michelle as well they do

01:23:49.590 --> 01:23:54.210
a lot of touching kissing even fisting and we'll

01:23:54.210 --> 01:23:58.909
call it a day the semen was so big it's not lacking

01:23:58.909 --> 01:24:05.220
any meat and that's what real women need Stop

01:24:05.220 --> 01:24:08.039
cussing. It looks like you went and got a job

01:24:08.039 --> 01:24:10.960
on the iPad screen, whatever the case might be

01:24:10.960 --> 01:24:12.800
in your hand and a sock, you know, whatever.

01:24:13.220 --> 01:24:15.779
Like, thank you. But also, I would love to be

01:24:15.779 --> 01:24:19.439
getting railed. But as a reminder, if you don't

01:24:19.439 --> 01:24:21.739
feel like listening to this next song, you can

01:24:21.739 --> 01:24:24.520
skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes

01:24:24.520 --> 01:24:26.880
pride in his selection. So stick around, folks.

01:24:27.100 --> 01:24:29.380
Oh, yeah. Let me press this button right here.

01:24:30.840 --> 01:24:43.939
Don't worry, Fresno. We'll be right back. We'll

01:24:43.939 --> 01:25:16.560
be right back. They used to call me chocolate

01:25:16.560 --> 01:25:20.039
chip, slowly I could not get shawty All the hot

01:25:20.039 --> 01:25:22.640
chicks about him, but slowly he start rollin'

01:25:22.640 --> 01:25:24.819
deep And bitches start to notice me, and now

01:25:24.819 --> 01:25:27.000
I'm on the top In the spot where I'm supposed

01:25:27.000 --> 01:25:29.640
to be, and used to be No hope for me, cause hoes

01:25:29.640 --> 01:25:31.659
don't fuck with broken cities Used to try to

01:25:31.659 --> 01:25:33.859
holler, they was quick to tell me make a plea

01:25:33.859 --> 01:25:36.000
Get some cheese, I got some cheese, let them

01:25:36.000 --> 01:25:38.399
chickens flock to me So obviously I should be

01:25:38.399 --> 01:25:40.699
dogging them like they was dogging me But obviously

01:25:40.699 --> 01:26:19.819
I disagree, I disagree Let's go. Let's go. No

01:26:19.819 --> 01:26:25.199
animation, bitch, I do me like masturbation Young

01:26:25.199 --> 01:26:28.100
money, cash money till I'm killed, nigga Get

01:26:28.100 --> 01:26:31.180
my funeral, be over back with real niggas Started

01:26:31.180 --> 01:26:33.880
on the blacktop with a few pieces of crack rock

01:26:33.880 --> 01:26:36.439
Now it's just hip -hop and this motherfuckin'

01:26:36.439 --> 01:26:39.579
black rock Earn my stripes like a motherfuckin'

01:26:39.579 --> 01:26:42.739
black sock Now it's like I done hit the motherfuckin'

01:26:42.739 --> 01:26:45.880
jackpot Hurricane Katrina hits that motherfuckin'

01:26:45.880 --> 01:26:51.930
backdrop And see how they get that new Barack

01:26:51.930 --> 01:27:32.090
Black drop I'm a B .I. I'm a B .I. From the bottom

01:27:32.090 --> 01:27:37.970
to the top we comin' up From the bottom to the

01:27:37.970 --> 01:27:41.050
top we comin' up From the bottom to the top we

01:27:41.050 --> 01:27:45.010
comin' up From the bottom to the top we comin'

01:27:45.189 --> 01:27:46.489
up From the bottom to the top we comin' up From

01:27:46.489 --> 01:27:50.289
the bottom to the top we comin' up From the bottom

01:27:50.289 --> 01:27:53.789
to the top we comin' up From the bottom to the

01:27:53.789 --> 01:27:56.810
top we comin' up From the bottom to the top we

01:27:56.810 --> 01:28:00.689
comin' up From the bottom to the top we comin'

01:28:01.770 --> 01:28:07.880
up I heard about you, baby, and all that ain't

01:28:07.880 --> 01:28:10.359
my baby So quit saying that's my baby, well,

01:28:10.380 --> 01:28:12.699
you know that ain't my baby It's funny how that

01:28:12.699 --> 01:28:15.319
money have been foaming like the rapists Kind

01:28:15.319 --> 01:28:17.420
of like them slum is marked in comics in the

01:28:17.420 --> 01:28:20.779
80s Yeah, I got my first piece of ass in a crank

01:28:20.779 --> 01:28:23.220
house You know what I'm talking about, it might

01:28:23.220 --> 01:28:26.039
have been your mom house Broke is a joke, people

01:28:26.039 --> 01:29:09.789
used to hate on me now The Hoppy Hour with Ryan

01:29:09.789 --> 01:30:47.500
Hoppy. The other stations are tuned in too. to

01:30:47.500 --> 01:30:50.340
go live. Tampa Bay News is the place we arrive.

01:30:50.560 --> 01:30:52.600
From the beach to the bay and the city's crazy

01:30:52.600 --> 01:30:54.819
moves. We got stories hotter than the Florida

01:30:54.819 --> 01:30:58.399
grooves. Tampa Bay News, we making it spin. On

01:30:58.399 --> 01:31:01.479
happy hour when the real begins. Turn it up loud,

01:31:01.539 --> 01:31:04.020
let's get in the mix. From St. Pete to the world,

01:31:04.079 --> 01:31:06.659
we bringing the fix. We bringing the fix. We

01:31:06.659 --> 01:31:10.779
bringing the fix. We bringing the fix. We bringing

01:31:10.779 --> 01:31:13.359
the fix. We bringing the fix. We bringing the

01:31:13.359 --> 01:31:16.899
fix. Come on. Ryan Hop on the mic speaking fire

01:31:16.899 --> 01:31:19.819
again. National Waves and the city's his friend.

01:31:20.020 --> 01:31:22.640
Talking headlines, man, you can't resist. Every

01:31:22.640 --> 01:31:52.760
scoop it Let's get this gun and a clown. Let's

01:31:52.760 --> 01:31:58.800
go. Right. Happy Hot Topic. Let's do it how it

01:31:58.800 --> 01:32:01.859
is, bitch. Welcome here on this Friday. I'm Mark

01:32:01.859 --> 01:32:04.920
Wilson. I'm Allie Corey. Thanks for being with

01:32:04.920 --> 01:32:07.560
us. So first at six, they trusted her to handle

01:32:07.560 --> 01:32:10.260
the money for their youth soccer league. What

01:32:10.260 --> 01:32:14.710
a pig. then discovered more than $140 ,000 was

01:32:14.710 --> 01:32:17.989
missing. So where did it go? Well, the treasurer

01:32:17.989 --> 01:32:20.210
for the North Manatee Mutiny Soccer League is

01:32:20.210 --> 01:32:26.130
accused... Not mutiny. She's a mutant! I love

01:32:26.130 --> 01:32:32.069
that word. She's a mutant! A mutant of all mutants!

01:32:33.010 --> 01:32:34.789
Oh yeah, they're totally not going to notice

01:32:34.789 --> 01:32:40.430
$140 ,000 gone? What a dummy! First up here at

01:32:40.430 --> 01:32:43.409
6, a new grassroots group in St. Pete is taking

01:32:43.409 --> 01:32:46.130
aim at the city's flock camera network. Listen,

01:32:46.229 --> 01:32:48.250
I don't like flock cameras. I don't think the

01:32:48.250 --> 01:32:51.649
cops are using it properly. Not a big fan of

01:32:51.649 --> 01:32:54.289
it. But, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,

01:32:54.430 --> 01:32:58.689
when you sit around and you're protesting, it's

01:32:58.689 --> 01:33:01.489
not going to stop it. No, it's going to stop.

01:33:01.489 --> 01:33:04.550
It's a waste of time. Tonight, the Florida Highway

01:33:04.550 --> 01:33:07.189
Patrol tells us that troopers broke up a large

01:33:07.189 --> 01:33:10.550
street takeover in Tampa last night. Take a look

01:33:10.550 --> 01:33:12.270
at some of these photos from that scene. They

01:33:12.270 --> 01:33:16.430
say it happened shortly after midnight near US

01:33:16.430 --> 01:33:19.949
301 and Columbus Drive. Yeah, that's why it's

01:33:19.949 --> 01:33:22.270
in that area. And there's more about it here.

01:33:23.590 --> 01:33:26.189
Well, 16 people were arrested early this morning

01:33:26.189 --> 01:33:28.890
after Florida Highway Patrol broke up a street

01:33:28.890 --> 01:33:31.189
takeover and it took multiple troopers stepping

01:33:31.189 --> 01:33:34.109
in to stop it. It all started at an industrial

01:33:34.109 --> 01:33:36.569
complex in Brandon, and that's where we find

01:33:36.569 --> 01:33:39.149
FOX 13's ding. They got way too much time in

01:33:39.149 --> 01:33:41.189
Brandon. Just go to the sex club and get your

01:33:41.189 --> 01:33:45.970
rocks off. That's all you gotta do. Goddamn.

01:33:48.270 --> 01:33:50.989
Tonight, the nationwide debate over those privacy

01:33:50.989 --> 01:33:53.430
risks posed by flock cameras. All right, I'm

01:33:53.430 --> 01:33:55.409
getting sick of flock cameras. Obviously, they

01:33:55.409 --> 01:34:00.069
suck. Tired of talking about it. Jesus Christ.

01:34:01.869 --> 01:34:06.210
Floor cameras, dancers, all the same thing. These

01:34:06.210 --> 01:34:09.029
fuckheads here. Happening today, the Rays expected

01:34:09.029 --> 01:34:11.289
to pick a construction firm to build their new

01:34:11.289 --> 01:34:13.590
stadium in Tampa. It's a sign the team is moving

01:34:13.590 --> 01:34:16.130
forward with plans for the new ballpark. Yeah,

01:34:16.310 --> 01:34:21.050
it doesn't mean deadly squat. And all the things

01:34:21.050 --> 01:34:23.630
freaking built, I can see them stopping halfway

01:34:23.630 --> 01:34:27.409
through. Because they're bitches. The Rays are.

01:34:28.689 --> 01:34:39.739
All right. Time for you. Brian Hoppy on the mic,

01:34:39.880 --> 01:34:43.180
breaking down the scenes. NBA drama, living out

01:34:43.180 --> 01:34:45.760
the dreams. Fence Wives Wilder, stories about

01:34:45.760 --> 01:34:48.359
the queens. Dropping all his bombs all in on

01:34:48.359 --> 01:34:51.020
the schemes. Hoppy's moves, man, he knows it

01:34:51.020 --> 01:34:53.800
all. From sandals to the court, rise and fall.

01:34:54.539 --> 01:35:00.600
Tune in, now you'll have a ball. M .J. to Kobe,

01:35:00.779 --> 01:35:03.720
legends in the game. Shaq's big presence, true

01:35:03.720 --> 01:35:06.699
hall of fame. Hoppy's skills at T ain't plain

01:35:06.699 --> 01:35:09.779
tame. Behind the curtain, nothing left the same.

01:35:10.220 --> 01:35:13.399
Hoppy's moves, man, he knows it all. From sandals

01:35:13.399 --> 01:35:16.640
to the court, rise and fall. Tune in, now you'll

01:35:16.640 --> 01:35:19.720
have a ball. Hoppy, y 'all got that shock and

01:35:19.720 --> 01:35:27.380
all. All right. No. No! Hoppy Hot Topic! As we

01:35:27.380 --> 01:35:30.079
all know. Russell Westbrook announced his retirement

01:35:30.079 --> 01:35:33.020
yesterday and Kevin Durant made a long post about

01:35:33.020 --> 01:35:35.859
it. He posted saying, I remember asking assistant

01:35:35.859 --> 01:35:38.779
coach Mo Cheeks, what's harder to do, workout

01:35:38.779 --> 01:35:41.520
after practice or before? I only asked because

01:35:41.520 --> 01:35:43.640
by the time I would get to the gym, Russ was

01:35:43.640 --> 01:35:45.800
already done in the morning and I usually got

01:35:45.800 --> 01:35:48.760
mine in after practice. Mo like, coming in before

01:35:48.760 --> 01:35:51.380
practice is probably harder. Since then, it's

01:35:51.380 --> 01:35:53.720
been my routine. A lot of people looked at the

01:35:53.720 --> 01:35:57.029
emotions on the court. So Kevin Durant gave Russell

01:35:57.029 --> 01:35:59.289
Walsh, Russell Walsh broke a shout out. I always

01:35:59.289 --> 01:36:01.130
got them both mixed up. Russell Walsh and Russell,

01:36:01.210 --> 01:36:03.210
I mean, I get what they're different, but. Ah,

01:36:03.390 --> 01:36:06.989
here's Curry talking about LeBron James. I want

01:36:06.989 --> 01:36:10.130
to talk about your relationship with Bron. You,

01:36:10.270 --> 01:36:12.510
there's a story that it's been told to me, but

01:36:12.510 --> 01:36:14.710
like he came and saw you play when you were still

01:36:14.710 --> 01:36:17.449
in college and like he gave you a jersey or something

01:36:17.449 --> 01:36:19.770
like that. Do you still have that jersey? I do.

01:36:20.850 --> 01:36:23.149
It's in my, my pop's house in Charlotte, but.

01:36:24.039 --> 01:36:27.260
We were playing in Elite Eight against, no, sorry,

01:36:27.340 --> 01:36:32.579
Sweet 16 against Wisconsin in 2008. And he came

01:36:32.579 --> 01:36:36.699
to Ford Field in Detroit and watched that game.

01:36:39.000 --> 01:36:40.939
And I went off and they, obviously, they would

01:36:40.939 --> 01:36:43.420
cut to him every time I hit a bucket. He was

01:36:43.420 --> 01:36:45.680
doing, you know, the animated, you know, celebrations

01:36:45.680 --> 01:36:48.359
and all that. Making it about him. I didn't get

01:36:48.359 --> 01:36:50.520
to see him that day. He left, like, we were,

01:36:50.640 --> 01:36:52.460
the game was over. We were, like, three minutes

01:36:52.460 --> 01:36:55.680
left and he left. But then fast forward to fall.

01:36:55.720 --> 01:36:57.659
Sounds like him leaving early. Falling year,

01:36:57.880 --> 01:36:59.659
they were in Charlotte. I mean, he doesn't even

01:36:59.659 --> 01:37:02.060
say goodbye when he loses a playoff game. Playing

01:37:02.060 --> 01:37:04.939
the Bobcats at the time, and we were playing

01:37:04.939 --> 01:37:08.500
like the 1 o 'clock game against NC State. And

01:37:08.500 --> 01:37:12.859
he came to the game that afternoon, sat courtside,

01:37:12.979 --> 01:37:16.340
dropped 40 -something, and it was the same kind

01:37:16.340 --> 01:37:20.140
of thing. And that's when I first met him. I

01:37:20.140 --> 01:37:22.539
came back to the game that night. So there's

01:37:22.539 --> 01:37:25.159
when he met him. And after the game, he came

01:37:25.159 --> 01:37:26.520
out the locker room with the jersey and was like

01:37:26.520 --> 01:37:29.279
the king of basketball. So there's that story.

01:37:29.340 --> 01:37:33.739
And here's Stephen Curry talking about his friendship

01:37:33.739 --> 01:37:36.520
with Obama. Partners with the Obamas or Michelle

01:37:36.520 --> 01:37:39.840
Obama as a part of this. You have a close relationship

01:37:39.840 --> 01:37:43.840
with them, it seems. What is that like? Oh, yeah,

01:37:43.920 --> 01:37:47.020
it's the two empty relationships known as Michelle

01:37:47.020 --> 01:37:51.329
and Barack and Steph and Aisha. I bet they switch

01:37:51.329 --> 01:37:54.369
off. Like, are you, do they have phone numbers?

01:37:54.409 --> 01:37:56.210
Like, are you texting them and calling them?

01:37:56.270 --> 01:37:57.890
Or do you have to go through channels? Like,

01:37:57.909 --> 01:38:00.170
how do you communicate? As you can imagine, there

01:38:00.170 --> 01:38:03.829
are levels to what it means to be a part of the

01:38:03.829 --> 01:38:06.409
Obama family. But they're accessible, let's put

01:38:06.409 --> 01:38:10.750
it that way. We are definitely, you know, the

01:38:10.750 --> 01:38:13.630
friendship is there. The mentorship is there.

01:38:14.510 --> 01:38:16.470
And especially, you know, President Obama has

01:38:16.470 --> 01:38:19.689
been an unbelievable voice for me in terms of

01:38:19.689 --> 01:38:21.229
certain things. I can just call him, ask him

01:38:21.229 --> 01:38:24.630
a question. He's always hyping me up on the court.

01:38:25.149 --> 01:38:28.069
And to have now something that we get to do with

01:38:28.069 --> 01:38:30.170
Michelle and something that she's passionate

01:38:30.170 --> 01:38:32.789
about and has been for a while and has taken

01:38:32.789 --> 01:38:35.449
her time to develop a product that she stands

01:38:35.449 --> 01:38:37.970
behind, like, that's a big deal. So it's still

01:38:37.970 --> 01:38:40.869
surreal, like, to even, like, talk like that.

01:38:43.280 --> 01:38:46.100
But there's good people to be partners with,

01:38:46.159 --> 01:38:49.760
for sure. Just to have, like, President Obama's

01:38:49.760 --> 01:38:52.439
number in the context is kind of fun. I couldn't

01:38:52.439 --> 01:38:55.399
save his number as that. No, of course not. Yeah,

01:38:55.399 --> 01:38:58.359
it's probably his side checks, man. And then

01:38:58.359 --> 01:39:02.260
here is why Curry chose a smaller college. That's

01:39:02.260 --> 01:39:07.140
a great question. I don't think so because the

01:39:07.140 --> 01:39:11.140
brand of basketball that I play now was predicated

01:39:11.140 --> 01:39:14.439
on a system that Davidson College, Bob McKillop,

01:39:14.479 --> 01:39:17.439
mastered. And the only reason I think I'm successful

01:39:17.439 --> 01:39:20.319
at it is because I got to learn with reps. So

01:39:20.319 --> 01:39:23.260
having gone to Tech or Duke or whatever, maybe

01:39:23.260 --> 01:39:25.140
I'll ride the bench my freshman year and I'll

01:39:25.140 --> 01:39:26.920
get that experience. I don't know if I'd be the

01:39:26.920 --> 01:39:30.300
same player. That's a good thing. And Charles

01:39:30.300 --> 01:39:33.489
Oakley. Failed to prove he was assaulted during

01:39:33.489 --> 01:39:39.310
the 2017 infamous ejection. Now here is one of

01:39:39.310 --> 01:39:45.109
my radio heroes, Scott Farrell. You can definitely

01:39:45.109 --> 01:39:47.369
tell my over -the -top voice comes from Scott

01:39:47.369 --> 01:39:51.229
Farrell. Hey, I'm Scott Farrell and you're listening

01:39:51.229 --> 01:39:55.890
to Hoppy Hour with my boy Ryan Hoppy. You're

01:39:55.890 --> 01:39:59.149
shaking up with my boy Ryan Hoppy on Hoppy Hour.

01:40:03.910 --> 01:40:06.710
Here is Scott Farrell talking about why Russell

01:40:06.710 --> 01:40:10.390
Westbrook didn't win a ring. Why the fuck did

01:40:10.390 --> 01:40:12.189
those guys not win a ring? And by the way, just

01:40:12.189 --> 01:40:14.930
to throw it out there, dude, Russell Westbrook

01:40:14.930 --> 01:40:17.430
never got a ring. Never got a chip. Never got

01:40:17.430 --> 01:40:18.829
a ring. So you're talking about when he played

01:40:18.829 --> 01:40:20.930
for the Thunder? Of course, man. I mean, look

01:40:20.930 --> 01:40:23.449
at that team. It was unstoppable, but it was

01:40:23.449 --> 01:40:26.600
stoppable. You know, I'll give you this. I thought

01:40:26.600 --> 01:40:29.560
it was really classy of KD to talk about how

01:40:29.560 --> 01:40:32.739
much he meant to him when he announced that he

01:40:32.739 --> 01:40:36.000
was retiring. KD was one of the first guys to

01:40:36.000 --> 01:40:39.239
reach out and say, look, my entire life, I've

01:40:39.239 --> 01:40:41.920
never had more fun with anyone. I've never had

01:40:41.920 --> 01:40:45.119
more like talks with anyone, more jokes with

01:40:45.119 --> 01:40:48.539
anyone, more bus rides with anyone, more locker

01:40:48.539 --> 01:40:52.630
room jokes, everything. So he loved playing with

01:40:52.630 --> 01:40:55.369
him in Oak City. And let's face facts, they were

01:40:55.369 --> 01:40:58.590
a great team when they were young and they had

01:40:58.590 --> 01:41:00.609
the beard with them and they were stupid and

01:41:00.609 --> 01:41:04.550
had no idea how good they were and how close

01:41:04.550 --> 01:41:09.409
they came to actually winning a title. And then

01:41:09.409 --> 01:41:11.850
they all went their separate ways. And let's

01:41:11.850 --> 01:41:15.569
face facts, he really wasn't a factor in super

01:41:15.569 --> 01:41:20.119
teams. But Beard and KD were. Yeah, except here's

01:41:20.119 --> 01:41:22.760
the other thing, too. Now, listen, KD, we know

01:41:22.760 --> 01:41:25.199
where he went. We know he got his chips. He know,

01:41:25.199 --> 01:41:27.619
you know, when you find a guy like Curry in his

01:41:27.619 --> 01:41:29.880
prime, that's a pretty good stop. OK, so listen,

01:41:30.239 --> 01:41:32.840
KD was was, by the way, Scott, he was the MVP.

01:41:33.579 --> 01:41:36.100
In both those series. So let's give KD his props.

01:41:36.300 --> 01:41:38.340
But at the same time, you still have to recognize

01:41:38.340 --> 01:41:41.159
that Harden and Westbrook combined are going

01:41:41.159 --> 01:41:44.279
to play about 36 years of NBA basketball. And

01:41:44.279 --> 01:41:45.899
between them, they'll have zero rings. Listen,

01:41:46.140 --> 01:41:49.840
that's really insane when you think about it.

01:41:49.899 --> 01:41:54.060
And I mean, I think Beard has been one of the

01:41:54.060 --> 01:41:58.270
most jinxed postseason players ever. Joker. And

01:41:58.270 --> 01:42:01.149
it is what it is, but look. It's a joke. Mm -hmm.

01:42:01.529 --> 01:42:05.949
There's Skyfram. Ah, it's the only guy here.

01:42:13.509 --> 01:42:16.930
Now, let's talk about basketball legend Michael

01:42:16.930 --> 01:42:20.210
Jordan. Back in 2009, K -Millionaire attended

01:42:20.210 --> 01:42:22.989
a Michael Jordan charity event, spending about

01:42:22.989 --> 01:42:26.149
$7 ,000 on a Jordan jersey to support the cause.

01:42:26.409 --> 01:42:29.210
After the event, K -Millionaire approached Michael

01:42:29.210 --> 01:42:32.949
Jordan for a photo, but Jordan refused. K -Millionaire

01:42:32.949 --> 01:42:35.430
was shocked, especially since he had just donated

01:42:35.430 --> 01:42:38.369
to the charity. He reminded Jordan of his support,

01:42:38.649 --> 01:42:42.810
but Jordan reportedly replied, You pay $15 ,000

01:42:42.810 --> 01:42:46.850
right now for a jersey from me, and I'll take

01:42:46.850 --> 01:42:50.069
the picture with you. Wow. Yeah, Jordan dummy

01:42:50.069 --> 01:42:54.109
to heroes. Mm -hmm. Jordan Woods just scored

01:42:54.109 --> 01:42:57.430
her own ring after six years. From Jordan to

01:42:57.430 --> 01:43:01.010
Jordan. Together, New York Knicks star Carl Anthony.

01:43:01.189 --> 01:43:06.770
Star. Towns and Woods tied the knot. Good for

01:43:06.770 --> 01:43:10.550
them. Mm -hmm. All right. It's time for radio

01:43:10.550 --> 01:43:18.029
news. Mm -hmm. Wrong button, right? Marvin! Radio

01:43:18.029 --> 01:43:25.689
news. Radio snitching right here. Hey, y 'all.

01:43:25.689 --> 01:43:31.229
Hey, y 'all. Motherfuckers. I make killings.

01:43:31.329 --> 01:43:35.050
Show your ass. Motherfuckers. I hate. Hey, y

01:43:35.050 --> 01:43:38.680
'all. Yo. Yo. Static crackles, Hoppy on the air

01:43:38.680 --> 01:43:41.880
Spilling radio secrets, man, we don't care Tearing

01:43:41.880 --> 01:43:44.960
out the closet, skeletons in pairs DJ drama,

01:43:45.159 --> 01:43:48.239
he's the one who dares Program directors scheming

01:43:48.239 --> 01:43:50.859
in the back rooms Payola playlists rigged like

01:43:50.859 --> 01:43:53.640
monsoons Fake callers on the line, they rehearse

01:43:53.640 --> 01:43:56.159
too soon Truth hits harder than a bass line,

01:43:56.300 --> 01:43:59.079
boom Radio snitching, Hoppy spitting the truth

01:44:07.210 --> 01:44:10.130
Morning shows faker than they laughs at six Producers

01:44:10.130 --> 01:44:12.649
ghost write, hosts write the scripts Interns

01:44:12.649 --> 01:44:15.350
runnin' miles, unpaid trips While the suits sip

01:44:15.350 --> 01:44:18.649
coffee, countin' clicks He's the voice that the

01:44:18.649 --> 01:44:22.250
FM fears Mic in hand, cuttin' through veneers

01:44:22.250 --> 01:44:25.390
Pullin' cards, no regard for careers Broadcast

01:44:25.390 --> 01:44:28.750
assassin, they all in tears Jingle, jinglin',

01:44:28.750 --> 01:44:31.930
fake contests ringin' Same time, 40, same song

01:44:31.930 --> 01:44:35.010
singin' Corporate puppets, strings all clingin'

01:44:47.709 --> 01:44:51.569
Oh yeah, today in Radio Executives Wonder Why

01:44:51.569 --> 01:44:55.159
Radio's Dying and then this happens. A Kansas

01:44:55.159 --> 01:44:57.779
City radio station has changed its format and

01:44:57.779 --> 01:45:00.239
reportedly it's laid off most, if not all, of

01:45:00.239 --> 01:45:02.680
its entire staff. I never want to hear, okay,

01:45:02.760 --> 01:45:05.460
if radio doesn't want to be popular, that's fine.

01:45:05.579 --> 01:45:08.039
If radio doesn't want to be relevant, that's

01:45:08.039 --> 01:45:10.680
fine. If radio doesn't want to be on the top

01:45:10.680 --> 01:45:12.840
of people's minds, that's fine. Because that's

01:45:12.840 --> 01:45:15.199
the direction you're doing by laying everybody

01:45:15.199 --> 01:45:18.119
off so the CEOs don't have to take a pay cut.

01:45:20.260 --> 01:45:25.000
Again, radio listeners aren't stupid. And the

01:45:25.000 --> 01:45:27.880
thing is, they get a parasocial relationship

01:45:27.880 --> 01:45:32.279
listening to these people every day. And then

01:45:32.279 --> 01:45:35.640
you lay them off and then go, gee, why is nobody

01:45:35.640 --> 01:45:38.380
listening to us? Because you're not trustworthy.

01:45:38.920 --> 01:45:41.939
Power 105 .1 listeners no longer are hearing

01:45:41.939 --> 01:45:44.399
hip hop or the familiar on -air personalities.

01:45:44.939 --> 01:45:48.100
Yeah, that's the word, familiar. They know them.

01:45:49.439 --> 01:45:54.319
But done again. What do I know? Marco, live outside

01:45:54.319 --> 01:45:56.920
of Cumulus Radio's Overland Park radio stations.

01:45:57.180 --> 01:46:02.260
Dave? And I'm told that these layoffs are affecting

01:46:02.260 --> 01:46:05.699
about 12 employees here. That's good, 12 people

01:46:05.699 --> 01:46:07.739
out of a job during one of the worst economies

01:46:07.739 --> 01:46:13.800
ever. Yay! Thank you, Boogers! You're the greatest

01:46:13.800 --> 01:46:15.899
generation! Oh wait, you're not your parents.

01:46:16.220 --> 01:46:18.779
Locally, I spoke to two of them today who are

01:46:18.779 --> 01:46:21.100
doing their best to keep a positive outlook.

01:46:21.600 --> 01:46:24.220
During some ever -changing times in... Yeah,

01:46:24.220 --> 01:46:27.140
you don't say! Why do you think I began this

01:46:27.140 --> 01:46:31.340
in 2012? I saw the future! ...media. They recognize

01:46:31.340 --> 01:46:33.359
Eveny Bing as a Fox 4 Mornings Entertainment

01:46:33.359 --> 01:46:36.119
contributor. Ah, she's beautiful. You've also

01:46:36.119 --> 01:46:38.479
heard her on Kansas City Cumulus Radio for 17

01:46:38.479 --> 01:46:42.579
years. Oh, yeah! Most recently as an afternoon

01:46:42.579 --> 01:46:45.819
drive host on Power 105 .1. Ah, yeah, they play

01:46:45.819 --> 01:46:48.699
the same five songs! She says yesterday, the

01:46:48.699 --> 01:46:51.479
station's entire staff learned they no longer

01:46:51.479 --> 01:46:54.720
had jobs. And then they let go to my homie Sparks,

01:46:54.760 --> 01:46:58.300
who was doing mornings with Lux over there. Said

01:46:58.300 --> 01:47:01.180
thank you to me for all my years and that the

01:47:01.180 --> 01:47:03.439
time was over and all good things must come to

01:47:03.439 --> 01:47:06.000
an end. If there was a way to describe where

01:47:06.000 --> 01:47:08.340
radio's at. It was over and all good things must

01:47:08.340 --> 01:47:13.279
come to an end. Again, I never want to hear a

01:47:13.279 --> 01:47:19.829
radio go, what? Jesus Christ. Do you notice how,

01:47:19.970 --> 01:47:22.489
I don't know if it was the great generation,

01:47:22.529 --> 01:47:25.470
but when the great generation gave the boomers

01:47:25.470 --> 01:47:28.350
opportunities and spent money, radio kicked ass.

01:47:29.369 --> 01:47:32.529
And the boomers gave the Gen X an opportunity

01:47:32.529 --> 01:47:36.250
in the 90s and 2000s. And now they're gatekeeping.

01:47:36.270 --> 01:47:38.850
And you're like, gee, why is everybody on kick

01:47:38.850 --> 01:47:41.609
and Twitch and TikTok? Because you don't share

01:47:41.609 --> 01:47:44.810
the wealth. That's fine. If you're not going

01:47:44.810 --> 01:47:46.810
to share the wealth and you're going to be bland,

01:47:47.090 --> 01:47:49.810
just accept the results you'll get. Mm -hmm.

01:48:12.199 --> 01:48:14.779
Unfiltered truth spray Fresno's pulsing every

01:48:14.779 --> 01:48:18.159
word that he say No sugar coat, no bow, no disguise

01:48:18.159 --> 01:48:20.800
I'll be in the booth, Fresno, here's it live

01:48:20.800 --> 01:48:24.500
Fresno knows, he don't hold back It's so bold,

01:48:24.579 --> 01:48:27.579
keep the city on track Say how it is, no fear,

01:48:27.680 --> 01:48:33.699
no doubt Hot 97, 27 waves hitting the air He

01:48:33.699 --> 01:48:36.180
got the hype, but his voice takes you there Talk

01:48:36.180 --> 01:48:42.479
so tall, every line's a skyscraper Fresno's We'll

01:48:42.479 --> 01:49:29.460
be right back. This video taken by Francisco

01:49:29.460 --> 01:49:32.819
Figueroa shows a man violently breaking chairs

01:49:32.819 --> 01:49:35.380
and other furniture Sunday morning outside of

01:49:35.380 --> 01:49:48.329
businesses near McKinley and First Avenue. Figueroa

01:49:48.329 --> 01:49:50.449
is a street performer and normally sits outside

01:49:50.449 --> 01:49:52.890
this area in his wheelchair. He began taking

01:49:52.890 --> 01:49:55.329
video when the man threatened him while holding

01:49:55.329 --> 01:50:29.500
the leg of a broken chair. I thought we had Jacksonville

01:50:29.500 --> 01:50:51.979
news, but it's actually. Now it's time for Louis

01:50:51.979 --> 01:50:58.039
Valdez. Yeah, I will hop in, hop in. Yeah, yeah.

01:50:59.819 --> 01:51:03.600
From safe beach, he pull up clean. 6 '9", frame

01:51:03.600 --> 01:51:06.659
tall like the dream. Riding hop in, he don't

01:51:06.659 --> 01:51:09.180
bite his tongue. Spay it to your face, let the

01:51:09.180 --> 01:51:12.060
whole thing run. Louisville nights, he done touch

01:51:12.060 --> 01:51:15.239
that mic. Talk real talk, can be raw all night.

01:51:15.579 --> 01:51:42.670
Sex dating stars who fell from grace. Uh, yeah.

01:51:48.050 --> 01:51:51.090
Guns, drugs, and stolen property are what police

01:51:51.090 --> 01:51:53.430
say they found while searching a home on Hell

01:51:53.430 --> 01:51:57.210
Avenue. Hell yeah! Now four people are facing

01:51:57.210 --> 01:52:01.890
charges and they're criminals. Alright, time

01:52:01.890 --> 01:52:04.229
for my favorite song. We go here because it's

01:52:04.229 --> 01:52:06.710
kind of like a trippy chant. Time for Rochester

01:52:06.710 --> 01:52:25.380
News. He speaks his mind. Happy hour in the end,

01:52:25.420 --> 01:53:01.479
right? Oh, yeah. Whoa! Happy Hot Topic! Also

01:53:01.479 --> 01:53:03.920
celebrating today, UR Medicine welcoming its

01:53:03.920 --> 01:53:06.460
newest cohort of students with a white coat ceremony.

01:53:07.020 --> 01:53:10.399
105 members of the Class of 2030 don their...

01:53:10.399 --> 01:53:13.239
Yeah, this gave me a midlife crisis. Class of

01:53:13.239 --> 01:53:18.479
2030! No! New at 6, President Bill Clinton just

01:53:18.479 --> 01:53:20.520
wrapped up a commencement speech at the Golisano

01:53:20.520 --> 01:53:22.789
Institute of Business... Yeah, it talks about

01:53:22.789 --> 01:53:27.869
how to cover up pedophilia. The owners of the

01:53:27.869 --> 01:53:31.369
Mad Hatters in Irondequoit say... I didn't know

01:53:31.369 --> 01:53:34.449
Mad Hatters was like a wide company because there's

01:53:34.449 --> 01:53:37.590
one in St. Pete. They're fighting back and claim

01:53:37.590 --> 01:53:41.289
they were wrongfully accused of selling unregulated

01:53:41.289 --> 01:53:44.050
cannabis. You know what? Fuck the cops, dude.

01:53:44.289 --> 01:53:48.670
You're all bitches. Riding on them. And the best

01:53:48.670 --> 01:53:51.340
part. Please, while you're out there, your life's

01:53:51.340 --> 01:54:07.600
cheating on you. Static crackle, mic pops, the

01:54:07.600 --> 01:54:10.500
hour is hoppy. Cleveland skyline, foggy, steel

01:54:10.500 --> 01:54:13.060
mills choppy. City on the Cuyahoga, hearts heavy,

01:54:13.159 --> 01:54:15.880
never sloppy. Radio waves, carry tails, but they

01:54:15.880 --> 01:54:26.220
ain't gloves. Concrete jungle, pop. We'll see

01:54:26.220 --> 01:55:24.590
you next time. We'll be right back. Happy Hot

01:55:24.590 --> 01:55:28.670
Topic. A local pool contractor says he did nothing

01:55:28.670 --> 01:55:32.909
wrong after the news. Loser. Investigators recently

01:55:32.909 --> 01:55:36.489
reported on several complaints against him. I

01:55:36.489 --> 01:55:39.510
think just to ghost someone is very unprofessional.

01:55:39.770 --> 01:55:44.500
Yeah. Now you know how your grandkids feel on

01:55:44.500 --> 01:55:47.560
daddy apps. Called him, no response. I reached

01:55:47.560 --> 01:55:50.560
out to him again, no response. I says, what the

01:55:50.560 --> 01:55:55.619
hell are you doing with my money? Tonight we're

01:55:55.619 --> 01:55:57.619
following through after the man defended his

01:55:57.619 --> 01:56:01.239
business in court. Loser. I'm News 5 investigator

01:56:01.239 --> 01:56:03.300
Jonathan Walsh here in the city of Parma after

01:56:03.300 --> 01:56:17.359
people... Oh yeah! It would be Parma! He just

01:56:17.359 --> 01:56:24.920
looks like a stupid rover listener. Lake Erie

01:56:24.920 --> 01:56:27.100
Pools owner Austin Rial was in court answering

01:56:27.100 --> 01:56:29.420
a lawsuit filed by Lakeisha Young and her husband.

01:56:30.090 --> 01:56:32.649
I'm sure this dude's totally harassed me by saying

01:56:32.649 --> 01:56:36.489
70 downloads to me in a DM. He just looks like

01:56:36.489 --> 01:56:42.170
a douchebag. And Ohio already has a bad reputation

01:56:42.170 --> 01:57:22.800
and it doesn't need you, buddy boy. They used

01:57:22.800 --> 01:57:25.699
the R word here. We think this is art. It could

01:57:25.699 --> 01:57:28.039
be worse, though. At least we're not Detroit.

01:57:29.859 --> 01:57:32.659
We're not Detroit. The masses, sports, you know,

01:57:32.659 --> 01:57:34.579
keep people from looking at their own lives and

01:57:34.579 --> 01:57:36.279
realizing how bad they've actually gotten, you

01:57:36.279 --> 01:57:42.079
know? I mean, if you couldn't get drunk and paint

01:57:42.079 --> 01:57:45.180
yourself orange and brown every Sunday, you might

01:57:45.180 --> 01:57:55.680
realize, I live in Cleveland. Did I used to eat

01:57:55.680 --> 01:57:58.060
babies in a former life? And then he's looking

01:57:58.060 --> 01:57:59.579
around at your tiny little house that you can't

01:57:59.579 --> 01:58:01.199
afford because of the mortgage crisis and your

01:58:01.199 --> 01:58:03.699
horrible little sloppy kids who will have diabetes

01:58:03.699 --> 01:58:05.199
by the time they're eight because they live on

01:58:05.199 --> 01:58:09.060
corn syrup and lye. And then you look at your

01:58:09.060 --> 01:58:11.460
big bloated mess of a wife and she waddles towards

01:58:11.460 --> 01:58:13.619
you with her front butt going out over the top

01:58:13.619 --> 01:58:16.220
of her ass and long jeans. And he's like, I'm

01:58:16.220 --> 01:58:17.880
going to go shoot myself and my pregnant small

01:58:17.880 --> 01:58:30.520
girl daughter right now. I just don't know. You

01:58:30.520 --> 01:58:32.680
like it? You think Cleveland's cool? I mean,

01:58:32.680 --> 01:58:34.760
I never heard anybody say, I'm going to Cleveland

01:58:34.760 --> 01:58:38.520
on vacation. I just don't know. What's so good

01:58:38.520 --> 01:58:45.100
about Cleveland? Cleveland sucks. Cleveland sucks.

01:59:06.859 --> 01:59:09.720
what you look like on the outside, whether you're

01:59:09.720 --> 01:59:13.800
white, or black, or Sasquatch, even. As long

01:59:13.800 --> 01:59:16.939
as you follow your dreams, no matter how crazy

01:59:16.939 --> 01:59:20.579
or against the law it is. Except for Sasquatch.

01:59:20.739 --> 01:59:23.119
If you're Sasquatch, the rules are different.

01:59:23.300 --> 01:59:27.100
Forget it, Meatwad. I'm a circus freak. That's

01:59:27.100 --> 01:59:30.739
all I'll ever be. Whatever. Finally, I'm one

01:59:30.739 --> 01:59:32.539
of those guys who can't wait to get to work in

01:59:32.539 --> 02:00:03.560
the morning. Like a dairy cow. Oh! Oh! So if

02:00:03.560 --> 02:00:08.239
there's a few bucks left over, Yeah, hey, I'd

02:00:08.239 --> 02:00:12.340
like a $9 ,000 prostitute, please. Oh, do you

02:00:12.340 --> 02:00:15.420
have nine $1 ,000 ones? Yeah, good, and if you

02:00:15.420 --> 02:00:18.560
got an albino, send her up, too. In, like, 20

02:00:18.560 --> 02:00:20.600
minutes, I'm gonna be asleep, so get them up

02:00:20.600 --> 02:00:23.520
here. I had, like, half a bottle of melatonin,

02:00:23.579 --> 02:00:27.020
six beers, this whole f***ing bucket of chicken.

02:00:27.539 --> 02:00:49.119
Oh, the Sandman is coming. Oh, my God! in four

02:00:49.119 --> 02:00:54.000
scientific disciplines. Really? Why do you think

02:00:54.000 --> 02:00:57.579
they call me Dr. Quinn? I just thought that was

02:00:57.579 --> 02:01:03.420
a nickname. You know, like Dr. Grace. God, you're

02:01:03.420 --> 02:01:10.520
stupid. God, you're stupid. Hey, shut your ass.

02:01:12.020 --> 02:01:14.239
What is it now, Hooper? Have you turned on the

02:01:14.239 --> 02:01:27.489
TV lately? No, why? doing, but these boys have

02:01:27.489 --> 02:01:29.930
got them and more. They're Sack Flashers. We

02:01:29.930 --> 02:01:35.170
love Sack Flashers! Oh, it's a Sack Attack! Order

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now and get Sack Flashers 2. Sacks in the city.

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With bonus material. Beach Balls! Woo! Yay! Hooray!

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Hooray! First one to call us gets a free Sack

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Flashers coat sack. Operators are sailing by.

02:01:47.850 --> 02:01:50.970
You'll be nuts to pass up on this offer. I'm

02:01:50.970 --> 02:01:53.270
making someone a shirt. And a nightlight or something.

02:01:53.430 --> 02:01:55.800
Ooh! Want to get that sight? Where'd they put

02:01:55.800 --> 02:01:58.760
them fire poppers up in the butthole? Now, that's

02:01:58.760 --> 02:02:02.020
a good... No, not that specific. But why? That's

02:02:02.020 --> 02:02:05.220
how I met your great -grandpappy. Oh, he loved

02:02:05.220 --> 02:02:07.239
him, the good butthole. I told you not, never,

02:02:07.260 --> 02:02:09.460
ever, not, no, damn, don't, never, verbulate

02:02:09.460 --> 02:02:12.439
that man's name in the house again. I don't think

02:02:12.439 --> 02:02:15.300
he said his name. I swear they were too busy

02:02:15.300 --> 02:02:18.539
banging to exchange business cards. Don't you

02:02:18.539 --> 02:02:20.939
go Facebook him on the iBox neither. Sheriff

02:02:20.939 --> 02:02:22.680
says you race from now to hell down to the library.

02:02:22.939 --> 02:02:26.020
Yeah, you know I do. You're going strong or you

02:02:26.020 --> 02:02:34.340
don't know it all. Whoa, a real live robot. Or

02:02:34.340 --> 02:02:36.720
is that some kind of cheesy New Year's costume?

02:02:37.100 --> 02:02:40.930
Bite my shiny metal ass. It doesn't look so shiny

02:02:40.930 --> 02:03:16.720
to me. Shiner than yours, meatbag. And that is

02:03:16.720 --> 02:03:28.260
that. Hoppy Hour. Hoppy Hour. It's time for Hoppy

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in the morning. RyanHoppyRadio .com Hoppy Hour

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will be right back. As a reminder, if you don't

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feel like listening to this next song, you can

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Sagittarius, birthday November 5th. Blow the

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candles out Blow the candles out Blow the candles

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out We'll see you next time. When I get done,

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she gon' bring me my cheddar This bad new Gucci

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bag matching Gucci pumps. Shoes matching the

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belt. Skirt matching the blouse. Chain matching

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the ring. Yeah, I'm doing my thing. Y 'all got

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so many haters. Why is so many hating? Sick like

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a mental patient. I floss like a dentist patient.

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This shit testing my patience. This shit working

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my nerves. I'm getting spending that money like

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the church in the church. Laying on gay skin.

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Blowing trish in the wind. Just like, yeah. Yeah.

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Wapping those tags together. Models all around

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me, so I'm buying up the bomb I'm a hood star,

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and I'm partying like a rock star Yeah, I'm better

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on lean, got my picture game meeting You can't

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upgrade me, mommy, I'm the boss I do it like,

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I do it like, I do it like, I do it like I do

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it like my baby I do it like my birthday I do

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it like my birthday That's what we say around

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here I do it like my birthday, I do it like it

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hurts Watchin' these bands just to do it in the

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no needs no different than you. Laugh, laugh,

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makin' all the h***s get down, made a big man,

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down beats, got em on charge, got em on lock,

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everywhere we go, guaranteed to blow the spot,

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messagein' to them haters, tryin' to say them

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gators, till it's gone. We'll be right back.

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Papa strong with a mean lean When I'm filthy,

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then I'm representin' my home team Hooper ugly

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with a sack of money, it's the Gator King By

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1, rim, I'm spinnin' And I ain't even drivin',

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I'm just parkin' like Pippin' Slide off in the

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club, bendin' man, it's in the 50s Don't fresh,

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don't clean, touch like an M .L .F. And what

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it is, what it do, what it do Come on, shout

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it, let me see you get loose, get loose We got

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the rhythm, we got the flow, we got the music

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getting down on the floor. We got the rhythm,

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we got the flow, we got the music getting down

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on the floor. Don't be puttin' no changes in

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my journey I want two hot -lickin' spouts, yeah

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jang, smoke, y 'all People say, bitch, all on

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Y 'all hidin' the motherfucker makin' up words

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again. It's your favorite San Francisco DJ, Hammerin'

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Hank. I may look normal, but the truth is, I

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have a condition known as autism. That's right,

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it's a condition, not a disease. That is, autism

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can strike anyone, regardless of who they are.

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People with autism normally have difficulties

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in verbal and nonverbal communication skills,

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social interactions, and leisure activities.

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In a recent study, people with autism are less

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likely to have a job I beat the odds by having

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loving friends and family, having a college education.

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I have even worked in the San Francisco Bay Area

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as an honorary personality for many years. Always

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remember that people with autism want the same

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things as you, to be happy and successful. To

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find out more about autism, please contact your

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local mental health center or visit autismspeech

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.org. This is Cameron Hink, and I appreciate

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your kindness. Strizzy, baby. You already know

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what it is. This is the first time I'm high.

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This is the first time I smoke in like three

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months. I'm sorry, mama. I had to do it to him.

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40, I see you. Oh, I see you, homie. I stayed

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late tonight, right? You know what happened when

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I stayed late. Yeah. Boy wonder. I swear it's

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like this every single time. We'll be right back.

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Than it's ever been Scheduling million dollar

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meetings With the president Someone cut the lights

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on Where is Thomas Edison Got a new condo Watch

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me as I settle in I deserve an MTV show For me

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and my people And if you tryna zone I got a whole

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swish of sweet food Rappers all liars And they

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women all deceitful Add in today's subtraction

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I never be a equal Last place Drizzy is the nigga

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in the lead now Weezy told me just write every

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single thing you need down Then he got it for

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me and I'm happy as can be now Bout to start

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ballin' like I'm comin' off a rebound Yeah, and

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I should have the most braggin' rights Because

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a nigga's spit cracked, baggin' tight Able rappers

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say they tryin' to get their swagger right fire

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than a dragon fight you pussy ass hater you should

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do you you ain't heard of me then you should

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go and get a blues clue oops i mean a red clue

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wayne's here suwu betty felt that like the end

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of a pool cue but i ain't banging i ain't waving

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no flag i'm atf but they ain't seeing no badge

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it's heartbreak drake i hate to see him so sad

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i could sun you See a little me and your dad

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I'm the same yellow boy that used to play up

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on the grass Seeking pocket 20 ,000 to be anywhere

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they ask me Cash like Johnny, banks like Ashley

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Burning like a camel light, stupid hoe, ask me

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But don't ask me shit about me And know the game

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really ain't shit without me She might have to

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pay me, but I dick her down free Wanna know if

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it's the truth, then pull the zipper down and

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see This is my promise. I'ma bring that barrel

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to them bitches' eyeliners. And what I make up

02:20:54.239 --> 02:20:56.879
would fuck up your skin. I pick the butt up and

02:20:56.879 --> 02:20:59.219
butt fuck, then butt fuck again. I would butt

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fuck your friend, then suck up her twin. I put

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the butt up to him, then butt fuck and butt fuck

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and butt fuck again. Suck nut, you don't fuck

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your unloving kin. Now don't rub it in like Uberderm

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on a new tattoo. I had to kick my princess up

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out my casso. That who never had that. Always

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had a black tooth Even when I was at school Cause

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bullies aren't bulletproof Reds call putty too

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Probably ain't as good as you Stupid motherfucker

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The only thing in the hood is you I do everything

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good as you know I do everything better I get

02:21:30.809 --> 02:21:34.309
paid for every letter A, B, C, etc Fetch a bone

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Like a dog, motherfucker I am gone for your neck

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Intercept, intercept Bring it back like Work

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in the trunk And my ex is coming up Yeah, I am

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headed to the butt Like, butt, butt Again, Mike

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Fly to L .A. and just fuck Karen. Nah, fuck Karen.

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Let's get bucks again. And fucking spend them

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bucks and then just fuck Karen. If I told you

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I'm doing, I did it. Got my city, I'ma fit it.

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Bout to pop out, let's get it, let's get it.

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Motherfucker, what you waiting on? It is bottom

02:22:04.659 --> 02:22:07.120
in the best business. I'm about to get shitty,

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I'm with it. If money is the it, you want me

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with it. I probably just spit on the chick you

02:22:12.340 --> 02:22:14.860
want me with. And I hate a phony bitch. Only

02:22:14.860 --> 02:22:17.360
like I'm only thick and I own hip hop. If you

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don't spit, I'm gon' need fit. And I just sold

02:22:19.559 --> 02:22:22.260
a lot of property to a buyer. And I think his

02:22:22.260 --> 02:22:24.620
name was kind of like Drake Drizzy Rogers. Or

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Drizzy Drake Rogers. I'm too busy to play father.

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And when it comes to the game, I'm too willing

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to play harder. So harder I do. There he go.

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They chant MVP when I shoot a free throw. CEO.

02:22:37.559 --> 02:22:40.129
Jazz, what they do? They hate on their face and

02:22:40.129 --> 02:22:43.829
in their ass is a shoe faster than you, badder

02:22:43.829 --> 02:22:47.389
than you, radder than you, etc. I told you I

02:22:47.389 --> 02:22:51.110
get paid by the letter like A, B, C, D, E, F,

02:22:51.250 --> 02:22:56.370
G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, O,

02:22:56.489 --> 02:23:01.370
P, W, X, Y, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z,

02:23:01.370 --> 02:23:19.909
Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Young Moolah,

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baby. Droppin' wisdom through streams Syndicated

02:23:33.459 --> 02:23:36.020
Skaro, now it's time to shatter dreams Oh, the

02:23:36.020 --> 02:23:39.299
happy hour is comin' still close Radio waves

02:23:39.299 --> 02:23:43.059
made it like a Wilson Rose Laughter and joy dissolvin'

02:23:43.180 --> 02:23:45.899
in the air But we'll keep the rhythm, oh, life's

02:23:45.899 --> 02:23:54.260
just so unfair All night buzzin' with the laughter's

02:23:54.260 --> 02:23:57.120
growin' dim Ear drums mixin' happy like fingers

02:23:57.120 --> 02:24:22.389
without bones Thanks for watching! is rolling

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dim. Eardrums mix and hoppy like figures without

02:24:25.389 --> 02:24:28.329
brains. G -H -X to F -E -M. Shadows hit the street,

02:24:28.409 --> 02:24:30.690
but soon the sound will vanish like shadows in

02:24:30.690 --> 02:24:33.989
the heat. Oh, the hoppy hour is coming to a close.

02:24:34.270 --> 02:24:37.450
Radio waves fade like a Wilson Rose. Laughter

02:24:37.450 --> 02:24:55.600
and joy dissolving in the air is Like clockwork

02:24:55.600 --> 02:24:57.899
to a show Now it's time to face the silence Like

02:24:57.899 --> 02:25:01.100
the TV on snow Riot Hoppy held the mic With humor

02:25:01.100 --> 02:25:03.840
so divine The void left in our hearts Wider than

02:25:03.840 --> 02:25:12.299
a canyon line Line Can't you see your silence

02:25:12.299 --> 02:25:14.639
I've become into an end Like a rollercoaster

02:25:14.639 --> 02:25:17.440
stopping While the rivers bend Hoppy's jokes

02:25:17.440 --> 02:25:20.139
and jabs He's our daily grind Now silence will

02:25:20.139 --> 02:25:23.219
remember Thoughts we can't rewind So the Hoppy

02:25:23.219 --> 02:25:26.780
Hour Coming too close. Radio waves. They don't

02:25:26.780 --> 02:26:01.459
like the wilting pose. Laughter and joy. And

02:26:01.459 --> 02:26:05.819
like that, he's gone. He probably had Taco Bell

02:26:05.819 --> 02:26:10.700
before. Whenever we're going outside, all I smell

02:26:10.700 --> 02:26:13.760
is poop. I'll kick you in the nuts and we'll

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call it a day. Poppy Hour is now over. Poppy

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Hour. This concludes our broadcast day. Good

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night, and God bless America. Door is closing.