Filet Mignon Day! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 8.13.26)

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Poppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.

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Stand by. So I want to make sure this topic gets

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heard loud and proud. So it's time to bash a

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Duke energy. Tonight's power struggle is heating

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up between Duke energy and the city of St. Petersburg.

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Man, Duke Henry is a bunch of douchebags. They

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love to pound your chest and tell you how much

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they've done for us. That's the bare freaking

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minimum. That's like a bank teller saying, I

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gave you the money. I did my job. Duke now warning

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the city there could be serious financial and

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legal consequences if a new franchise agreement

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isn't reached. What about your asswives? You

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know that's not true. They're just throwing a

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bunch of threats out just because they want to

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have the city resign. Here's the problem. We

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waited way too long. I mean, it was last August

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I was covering how they were going to do, like,

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you know, some sort of... Independent electrical

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company. And the time flew by and we spent all

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the time on a freaking lame baseball team like

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the Rays. That don't even want to be in the area.

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And we spend our time on them. And then the year

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goes by and we go, oh yeah, I forgot about the

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Duke thing. Thanks guys. 10 Tampa Bay News reporter

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Andy Payton joins us now from Duke's headquarters

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in St. Pete. And Andy, this is a bit of a change,

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of course, from what we originally heard. Yeah,

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when this franchise agreement originally expired,

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Duke had told its customers that they wouldn't

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feel a difference. Yeah, Duke lies. Because they're

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lying scumbags. That's why they're douchebags.

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But new communication tonight shows that the

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city certainly could. Oh, yeah, it's Duke Energy,

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the most expensive service in the country. Screw

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you, bitches. Duke Energy putting the pressure

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on the city of St. Petersburg, saying in a letter

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to Mayor Ken Welch that the power company could

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stop paying the city roughly $50 million a year.

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Oh, maybe that's why the cities want to keep

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the power company. Because they're being paid.

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And franchise fees and utility taxes unless a

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new franchise agreement is reached. I think we

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just figured out why they don't want to start

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an independent company. They're like, oh, we

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don't want to pay the $600 ,000 it would take

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to investigate if we can do it. Man, you all

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suck. You're all terrible. It comes just two

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weeks after the 30 -year franchise agreement

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between Duke and the city expired. As the city

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continues to explore cutting ties with the electric

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company. Yeah, we waited way too long. I think

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they forgot about it. I don't think they remembered.

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and running its own electric utility yeah you

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should have started i don't know in october with

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a blueprint get the uh blue to get the uh gbt

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ai logo by january and call today get the licensing

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get the uh make sure it's trademarked and then

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launch it but you just did nothing but talk about

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the rays and fly cameras i have concerns about

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this um you know, us going out to study from

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the very beginning. City Council Member Copley

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Gerdes believes the letter is concerning. Don't

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bow down to these bitches. And that not signing

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a franchise agreement now could leave the city

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exposed, with Duke saying it may no longer protect

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St. Pete in any lawsuits that arise involving

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its equipment. Oh, so now the city of St. Pete

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cares. They didn't care when it was affecting

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the average Joe with the high prices, but now

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they care. It's just every city council member

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showing us their true signs. Questions just aren't

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a good thing, especially going into the middle

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of hurricane season. Ah, that's good. Let's just

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say the H word. Shut up. So freaking sick of

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this. Bowing down to Duke. How pathetic. All

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right, now. Happy Hot Topic. From my listeners

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in Rochester, I'm very passionate about this.

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U .S. Senate recently approved legislation guaranteeing

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intoxicating hemp products stay legal until at

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least the end of this year. I don't understand

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why there's even a debate about banning intoxicating

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hemp products. Life is hard. Us millennials are

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grinding every day. And if we want to smoke a

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CBD, THC, a pen, it shouldn't be the government's

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choice. Plus, there's so many companies that

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are making these products that are making money.

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And the politicians care to claim that they care

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about us. So if you cared about us, you would

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be happy that people are making money off of

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this. Or Kava, or Kratom. But no, it's about

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the power. Shut your ass. We're from a local

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dispensary owner today who started in the hemp

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business to talk about potential implications

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once time runs out. Yeah, I don't want time to

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run out. I want to have Delta A. Can we all just

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get out of here? And realize that we're not going

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to be alive forever. Hemp products that produce

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a high will remain on the legal market nationwide

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for now. Over the weekend, the Senate passed

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legislation to keep rules in place an extra month

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than intended. Hell yeah. Let's just keep pushing

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it back. I feel like if we got a lot of these

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politicians high, they would not like their thoughts.

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December 11th. In New York State, hemp items

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containing 0 .3 % THC or less are legal. That's

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the nothing burger. It does nothing for you.

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Felix Harris owns Six Point Cannabis in Rochester.

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He got his start in the hemp industry and feels

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this is a matter of over -regulation. Of course

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it is. It doesn't affect you. Oh, and the whole

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thing. Oh, but what if it gets into the hands

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of kids? Yeah, what about the beer that's in

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the freaking fridge that they're drinking? It's

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inevitable. And if it's laying around the house,

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oh, they had one of those Skittle looking bags

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and the kids ate it and didn't know it was weed.

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Well, that's on the parents, not us. They lowered

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the amount of THC of Delta 9. A lot of those

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products will not be available because those

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specialty people who make those products, those

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specialty people will be wiped out. You can't

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keep up. And that's going to help out the economy.

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freaking morons many dispensaries carry a thc

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license and a cbd license who cares let us get

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high for customers who seek out hemp gummies

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for example they could face some roadblocks once

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the legislation's timeline expires oh yeah let's

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let's forget about having i don't know people

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actually make money legally let's just go back

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to having people deal freaking idiots and an

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amendment is passed. There are a lot of people

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who are dealing with ailments that, like our

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gummies, I don't know how that's going to affect

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the availabilities of those same cannabinoids.

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What I'm concerned about is there's going to

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be smoke shops that are going to keep selling

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and then the cops are going to, you know, arrest

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them. When it's all said and done and we're all

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laying at our deathbed unless we die immediately,

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will any of this matter? Who cares if someone

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wants to get high? This next topic here. People

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go, why do you not like flock cameras? Flock

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cameras help get the criminals. And the other

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day, one of my friends' missing uncles was found

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because of a flock camera. But the problem with

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flock cameras is losers like this Haines City

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police officer that were using it to stalk people.

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This is why I don't like it. And thank you for

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proving my point, you dumb cop. Happy Hot Topic!

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One night a Haines City police officer is facing

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charges after investigators say he misused flop

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cameras to track his estranged wife. Ah, that's

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good. Makes you wonder how often it's happening.

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This is why I don't like them. We can't have

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anything nice. Not at all. They are supposed

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to be used to solve crimes, but the Hanes...

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But, I mean, he used to stalk women, but he's

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got no game. The city police department says

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flock cameras were used to commit one. An officer

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is now off the job and facing charges accused

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of misusing the database. Loser. News Channel

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8's Ryan Arbogast is in Polk County tonight with

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the details. Oh, yeah, Grady Judd ain't gonna

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be happy about this. There's flock cameras at

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every corner of this intersection here in Haines

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City. Oh yeah, I'm sure Grady doesn't break the

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law. North, south, east, and west. They're supposed

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to track license plates to prevent crime. Oh

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yeah, that's not what's happening. But for one

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cop, they were a tool to stalk an ex -lover.

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I love how he said it. Cop, they were a tool

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to stalk an ex -lover. Up next on Unsolved Mysteries.

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717 times. Yeah, that ain't it, Doug. Even if

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you weren't a cop, you're also a loser. But being

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a cop adds to it. He's a pretty boy. Oh yeah,

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she's getting plowed by someone else, Jordan.

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Oh yeah, she's getting plowed by someone that's

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better in bed and less on her. Ah. I see the

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flock camera right there. I never knew what it

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really looked like. I'll have to watch for those.

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That's not his job. This is an anti -flock activist.

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Take advantage of the system. The problem is,

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as much as I'm an anti -flock guy, I'm not going

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to change anything. They have freaking power.

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Of course they're going to do it. They're all

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pigs. The equipment that was at his disposal,

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and he knew it was wrong. St. Pete's Coral Gun.

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Man, he's probably so used to just getting away

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with things, he didn't even know what's wrong.

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He seems like a scumbag. Has been covering cameras

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from a distance for weeks. Yeah, that's kind

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of lame. As much as I don't like the cameras,

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get out of life. To prevent cyber surveillance

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just like this. All right, there you go. Man,

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this planet's gone to crap. Those are the ones

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that are elected to serve and protect. Shut your

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ass. I'm Matt Gelkin, Washington. Hunter Biden

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has been a target of conservatives for years.

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Yeah, I don't like how people are romanticizing

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him and giving him interviews where he's allowed

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to joke around. He's a scumbag. To some, he still

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remains that target. But now he's on a podcast

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tour leading to speculation He really is on a

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podcast tour and I'm sick of seeing this junkie

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loser. about a political future. He doesn't deserve

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diddly squat. If you've spent any time looking

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at political content on social media lately,

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chances are you've seen Hunter Biden. Biden's

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been long demonized by conservative media and

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figures over his notorious laptop. Yeah, when

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I worked in conservative radio, all they talked

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about was Hunter Biden. I was like, Jesus Christ.

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Business dealings and battles with addiction.

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He's been sitting down with many of those same

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people now for long -form interviews and finding

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common ground. He went on Tucker Carlson and

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friggin' Candace Owens, just all these grifting

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losers. I advocated for all kinds of things that

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I now regret advocating for. Particularly the

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things that you said about me. Yeah, let's not

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forget about that, Tucker. You loser. You backstabber.

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You cloud chaser. You're hanging out with Bubba

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the Loach, but I'm enjoying what's cool. Now

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you're hanging out with Hunter because it's cool.

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You're a cloud chasing douche bag. Shut your

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ass. This is a deep regret. Extend grace to people.

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You don't regret it. You're just a cloud chaser.

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People who are out of their minds. Like, you

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would think I would do that. I should have done

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that more. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I do. I do regret

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that. You're a wimp. Hunter Biden's weighed in

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on everything from the current political climate

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to his father's presidency. trying to tell his

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own story in his own words, even saying the pardon

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he received from Joe Biden for any federal crimes

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from 2014 to 2024 was questionable. All right,

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whatever. I'm going to be honest. I'm just sick

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and tired of everyone kissing his ass, everyone

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rewriting the past. A George, just like a George

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Bush. You get out of office and all of a sudden

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you're romanticized. Oh, we got breaking news

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here. Hunter Biden just responded to Hoppy Hour's

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rant. There it is. There's Hunter Biden. Say

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me something. I'm kidding. There's fentanyl.

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Shut your ass. Ah, here's a religious girl, Sam

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Frank, just being annoying, bro. I mean, I don't

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get offended personally, but it is sad to see

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that the world judges me for going to Christian

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spaces. No, people judge you for having the camera

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on and making it about you. If you were really

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a religious person, you wouldn't have to have

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all the cameras there. You would just pray in

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silence. But everything's about you because you're

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a recovering OnlyFans model with a huge body

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count. And a lot of regret. And this role left

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Gen Z a lot of hard issues. So you are just trying

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to find anything to believe in. Streaming there?

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because religion is supposed to be private. Yeah,

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you're not supposed to really stream and make

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it about you. I feel like that's where you're

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making it about you and not about Jebus. You're

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annoying. No wonder you got dumped by frickin'

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Neon. But I will say that I have enough of a

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private life with Jesus. Oh yeah, Jesus is just

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plowing the area. Joseph gets in the front and

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is like, let's get to work. That everything you

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guys see is an overflow of my private life. Maybe

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you're on the flow and that's why you're being

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so annoying. Shut your ass. What's going on with

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this moron? Actress Tiffany Haddish has resolved

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her longstanding DUI charge. Yeah, she was acting

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like it was an inconvenience, even though she's

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a dirty, rotten broad that drove drunk. But it's

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everyone else's fault. We all know that Tiffany

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Haddish is awful to be around. We all know she

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stinks. She's above everybody. Frankly, she got

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away on a DUI. She's above us. It was from 2022.

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Here in the state of Georgia, she has just today

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pleaded guilty to driving less safe, is what

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it's called, in Fayette County State Court. That

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sounds like terrible grammar, less safe. I would

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expect nothing less. Under the agreement, all

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other traffic charges from her January 2022 Peachtree

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City arrest were dismissed. Oh, yeah, she just

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looks like bad sassy. She would never shut up.

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Less safe. Mm -hmm. She received credit. She

00:16:07.730 --> 00:16:09.570
should make a comedy special called Less Safe.

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Credit for time served 24 hours with. Time served

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24 hours. What a gangster. But in reality, she's

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a dirty rotten brat. No additional jail time.

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The rich and the leeches get away with everything.

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So 12 months probation is what she will face.

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And I would be surprised if she broke the probation.

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Again, all other charges dropped. They're rich

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and elite, always get away with things. But when

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it's all said and done, because everyone kind

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of says it behind closed doors, she's just an

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annoying person, just a terrible woman. Joshua

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Jackson isn't going to wait to pick up his girlfriend,

00:16:52.320 --> 00:16:55.360
Olivia Burgess, at the airport. Oh, yeah, they're

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making out at the airport. How good for them.

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Shut your eyes. Oh, yeah. It is Friday. You know

00:17:09.190 --> 00:17:12.789
what that means. Tomorrow. It's Friday. We're

00:17:12.789 --> 00:17:16.049
all going to have a crazy weekend. You don't

00:17:16.049 --> 00:17:18.089
know what's going to happen. Or we might just

00:17:18.089 --> 00:17:21.849
go to bed by 9. And now, back to the Hoppy Hour

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with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's Hot 97 .7. All kids

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out of the pool for adult swim. All kids out.

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All kids out. Attention, FM DJs, your morning

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show prep begins now. Loud, rude, aggressive.

00:17:46.640 --> 00:17:50.259
Those are his good qualities. A sick person with

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a powerful tool. On three. One, two, three, go.

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Hi, this is Ryan Hoppy's mom, and you're listening

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to Hoppy Hour. Welcome back to Hoppy Hour with

00:18:24.579 --> 00:18:33.480
Ryan Hoppy. Yes, ma 'am. No, no, no, no. If I

00:18:33.480 --> 00:18:35.400
hit this button, boom, the whole program's on

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fire. Okay, we're here. And that's what real

00:19:00.670 --> 00:19:07.390
women need. Stop cussing. Hoppy Hour starts in

00:19:07.390 --> 00:19:14.990
4, 3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy. This is Hoppy Hour

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with Hoppy. Yeah, what up? This is Hoppy Hour.

00:19:56.529 --> 00:19:59.579
I am your host, Ryan Hoppy. You can always call

00:19:59.579 --> 00:20:04.640
the show and leave me a voicemail. 856 -49 -HOPPY.

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It's 856 -494 -6773. You can tweet at me at RyanHoppyRadio.

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You can always email me at RyanHoppyRadio at

00:20:18.400 --> 00:20:31.079
gmail .com. How's everyone doing? We can't go

00:20:31.079 --> 00:20:35.720
a day in Florida. We got a few days in a row

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of nice little sunny weather. Oh, my God. The

00:20:42.140 --> 00:20:46.819
concept of sunny in Florida is so, you know,

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it's what people would expect. You would expect

00:20:50.339 --> 00:20:57.160
the sun to be out. But no, now it's dark. It

00:20:57.160 --> 00:21:12.509
bothers me. Oh, yeah. Now that's cloudy. Don't

00:21:12.509 --> 00:21:15.849
understand what's going on with that dirty, rotten

00:21:15.849 --> 00:21:23.049
broad known as Mother Nature. Man, everything.

00:21:25.109 --> 00:21:35.490
I got it. The sun is a cheap old lie. The ceiling

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drops too fast He wants, he wants, room wants

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drive Now that everything can cast The air gets

00:21:46.690 --> 00:21:54.509
thick Like a hand on his chest Every little thing

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I got it! I'm gonna be alive! I play this every

00:22:06.460 --> 00:22:08.440
time I want the sun to come out. Because guess

00:22:08.440 --> 00:22:12.240
what? From my back balcony. From my back, back

00:22:12.240 --> 00:22:17.160
in it. My back balcony. Jesus, that was a tongue

00:22:17.160 --> 00:22:24.680
twister. The sun came out. Oh, man. That's what

00:22:24.680 --> 00:22:28.259
you always got to do. Whenever the sun's not

00:22:28.259 --> 00:22:32.299
coming out, just turn on this segment of Hoppy

00:22:32.299 --> 00:22:43.920
Hour. Oh. will set you free. Oh, geez. It's not

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what I moved here for. I didn't move here for

00:22:47.160 --> 00:22:51.700
Cleveland weather. Although, man, tell me about

00:22:51.700 --> 00:22:54.839
it. The people lately, everybody's been freaking

00:22:54.839 --> 00:22:59.880
grumpy in social situations. Now, I'm not saying

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I don't have problems. But I'm noticing amongst

00:23:04.400 --> 00:23:09.569
humankind That if someone has a bad day, if they're

00:23:09.569 --> 00:23:13.309
a boss or whatever, everybody has to have a bad

00:23:13.309 --> 00:23:19.269
day. Thanks. Just in general, no one cares that

00:23:19.269 --> 00:23:21.710
you had a bad day. You don't care that I had

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a bad day if I did. So why would I care about

00:23:25.190 --> 00:23:28.740
yours? It's just something I noticed at Kava

00:23:28.740 --> 00:23:31.319
bars and stuff like that. It's just like everyone

00:23:31.319 --> 00:23:33.920
takes out their moods on each other. Like, why?

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We're going to be dead soon. And that's my message

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to the radio business as well. Constantly hearing

00:23:41.799 --> 00:23:44.960
all the radio. Why is no one listening to radio?

00:23:46.299 --> 00:23:49.579
But then they love the stat. Oh, 98 % of people

00:23:49.579 --> 00:23:54.869
listen to the radio. Maybe don't lie. And 98

00:23:54.869 --> 00:23:58.930
% of people listening to radio is people that

00:23:58.930 --> 00:24:01.049
maybe walked by and heard it coming out of a

00:24:01.049 --> 00:24:05.009
car. Maybe if you started by investing in stuff.

00:24:06.930 --> 00:24:10.950
I'm seeing all these videos online. Why is radio

00:24:10.950 --> 00:24:14.289
not the way it was in the 90s when we paid people

00:24:14.289 --> 00:24:18.609
a fair salary? And not all the bosses just pocketed

00:24:18.609 --> 00:24:25.380
the bonuses. You create a medium in the first

00:24:25.380 --> 00:24:28.980
90 years off of something. And then go, oh, we're

00:24:28.980 --> 00:24:33.059
going to be cheap. And then you get cheap results

00:24:33.059 --> 00:24:35.480
at any company. And they go, why is that happening?

00:24:36.339 --> 00:24:43.720
Well, we got rid of this person. Oh, but. I mean,

00:24:43.720 --> 00:24:46.619
Caroline Leavitt had enough of fucking Trump.

00:24:46.680 --> 00:24:53.549
She quit. God, you know she has stories for days.

00:24:55.730 --> 00:24:58.789
I think very soon, there's going to be the podcast

00:24:58.789 --> 00:25:03.769
tour of Caroline Leavitt. She's going to be like,

00:25:03.970 --> 00:25:07.329
oh my God, Trump is trying to bang me. And all

00:25:07.329 --> 00:25:11.410
the freaking conservatives, all the conservatives

00:25:11.410 --> 00:25:13.950
are going to line up and go, no, she's lying.

00:25:14.450 --> 00:25:18.089
Our orange man would never do that. Oh, geez.

00:25:20.220 --> 00:25:45.890
Happy hour. Happy hour. You need to be affectionate,

00:25:45.890 --> 00:25:48.710
and you can see that with Barack and Michelle

00:25:48.710 --> 00:25:51.769
as well. They do a lot of touching, kissing,

00:25:52.009 --> 00:25:57.769
even fisting. And we'll call it a day. The semen

00:25:57.769 --> 00:26:00.970
is so big, it's not lacking any meat. And that's

00:26:00.970 --> 00:26:07.720
what real women need. It looks like you went

00:26:07.720 --> 00:26:10.480
and got a **** job. Not on the iPad screen, whatever

00:26:10.480 --> 00:26:12.880
the case might be, in your hand, in a sock, you

00:26:12.880 --> 00:26:15.759
know, whatever. Like, thank you. But also, I

00:26:15.759 --> 00:26:18.660
would love to be getting railed, but... As a

00:26:18.660 --> 00:26:20.819
reminder, if you don't feel like listening to

00:26:20.819 --> 00:26:23.519
this next song, you can skip over it. But Ryan

00:26:23.519 --> 00:26:26.000
Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection,

00:26:26.220 --> 00:26:28.740
so stick around, folks. Oh, yeah, let me press

00:26:28.740 --> 00:26:32.640
this button right here. Don't worry, Fresno,

00:26:32.720 --> 00:27:31.589
Hoppy Hour will be right back. Let's go. My mom

00:27:31.589 --> 00:28:01.500
said I was the one I'm not a mad rapper, I'm

00:28:01.500 --> 00:28:03.579
a disgruntled thief And I'll teach you dudes

00:28:03.579 --> 00:28:06.599
bout tusslin' with me Me biz, I hate these marks

00:28:06.599 --> 00:28:09.200
I should've bought a jammin' spark And leave

00:28:09.200 --> 00:28:11.339
these rappers handicapped park And when you see

00:28:11.339 --> 00:28:13.960
your boy out Bow down and kiss the ring With

00:28:13.960 --> 00:28:16.400
a crew about myself I ain't worried about a thing

00:28:16.400 --> 00:28:19.259
This is Shaq City, man Where the f*** you from?

00:28:19.359 --> 00:28:22.700
Shit can't go up, she ain't gobblin' My partner

00:28:22.700 --> 00:28:25.400
Supreme told me Flows hard on these monkeys I

00:28:25.400 --> 00:28:27.859
hit pro gyms and told him Make my wrist chunky

00:28:27.859 --> 00:28:30.240
She ain't hung like donkey And for them dudes

00:28:30.240 --> 00:28:38.269
who won't get Nicknamed beautiful to let you

00:28:38.269 --> 00:28:40.609
know that I'm serious. When the blocks get hot,

00:28:40.730 --> 00:28:43.029
I'm in the street spare chest and I got money

00:28:43.029 --> 00:29:09.690
invested. This ain't the young and restless.

00:29:09.849 --> 00:29:12.289
You can say the drama like some poor boy. Put

00:29:12.289 --> 00:29:14.890
your life on pause like a comma. Who you cutting

00:29:14.890 --> 00:29:17.170
corners? Who you stacking money? It's a game

00:29:17.170 --> 00:29:19.609
time comedians, man. They get to acting funny.

00:29:19.730 --> 00:29:23.349
I know the MCs, the real MCs. Jamos ain't grew,

00:29:23.549 --> 00:29:26.329
man. So shopping with me. We'll get a pumpkin

00:29:26.329 --> 00:29:28.910
head in front of your little daughter. You a

00:29:28.910 --> 00:29:31.690
broke pop machine. Get you out of order. I'ma

00:29:31.690 --> 00:29:34.410
come and get you. Don't make me. We hit you up

00:29:34.410 --> 00:29:49.240
the shelves like a snail or a arm. And if he

00:29:49.240 --> 00:29:51.779
can't, I guess he won't live. Give him names,

00:29:51.839 --> 00:29:55.579
get your change. He ain't hate a beat. Ain't

00:29:55.579 --> 00:30:37.900
nothing, Charlie. Let's go. We have 27 days until

00:30:37.900 --> 00:30:44.039
the NFL returns in a regular season. Aren't you

00:30:44.039 --> 00:30:48.099
all excited? You know, I think it's gonna be

00:30:48.099 --> 00:30:50.700
a good season. I don't think there's gonna be

00:30:50.700 --> 00:30:54.180
a lot of mediocrity. I think it's gonna be, you

00:30:54.180 --> 00:30:57.619
know, entertaining. But then again, in high school,

00:30:57.640 --> 00:31:00.380
on the morning announcements, I said that Kyrie

00:31:00.380 --> 00:31:06.730
Irving was gonna be a bust. It's going to be

00:31:06.730 --> 00:31:09.470
that time of the year where the days get shorter

00:31:09.470 --> 00:31:13.430
and the weather gets, you know, colder. But hey,

00:31:13.849 --> 00:31:17.410
at least it's hotter outside. When you watch

00:31:17.410 --> 00:31:21.089
TV, that made no sense. But oh yeah, once the

00:31:21.089 --> 00:31:44.359
pigskin gets kicked around, then... My God, what's

00:31:44.359 --> 00:31:48.500
going on here? It was a fun off -season, man.

00:31:48.579 --> 00:31:50.880
Wedding was the best night of my life. What is

00:31:50.880 --> 00:31:52.720
Travis Costner going to say? Ah, the wedding

00:31:52.720 --> 00:31:57.039
sucked! She was so annoying! God, she was such

00:31:57.039 --> 00:32:00.720
a bitch! He is tux for his famed number 87 Chiefs

00:32:00.720 --> 00:32:03.279
jersey. The NFL legend breaking his silence about

00:32:03.279 --> 00:32:06.400
the wedding of the century. Mm -hmm. Speaking

00:32:06.400 --> 00:32:09.720
to the press at training camp. Oh, yeah! There

00:32:09.720 --> 00:32:13.980
he is, talking to the press! Being all relatable.

00:32:14.579 --> 00:32:17.160
Gillidrab was ready to take a break from X's

00:32:17.160 --> 00:32:22.339
and O's to dish on those I do's. What does the

00:32:22.339 --> 00:32:24.519
wedding night sex like? Appreciate everybody

00:32:24.519 --> 00:32:26.680
who came out and celebrated and had fun with

00:32:26.680 --> 00:32:34.539
us. Fucking annoying. Blah, blah, blah. NFL and

00:32:34.539 --> 00:32:38.819
two -time Super Bowl champion axed by ESPN. And

00:32:38.819 --> 00:32:43.039
that would be Damian Woody. It was very good.

00:32:43.599 --> 00:32:45.980
Yeah, it's that thing that's going on in the

00:32:45.980 --> 00:32:49.940
media where they're laying off people to save

00:32:49.940 --> 00:32:53.380
money and then they're losing viewers or listeners

00:32:53.380 --> 00:32:56.819
by the number and then they're like, gee, why

00:32:56.819 --> 00:33:01.759
are we not as successful? Because you're stupid.

00:33:04.759 --> 00:33:07.180
Rasheed Rice is not expected to receive further

00:33:07.180 --> 00:33:10.369
NFL discipline. Oh, that's good. Letting the

00:33:10.369 --> 00:33:12.970
original leak get away with it. I'm sure he'll

00:33:12.970 --> 00:33:20.930
never commit a crime again. He's so good. Tony

00:33:20.930 --> 00:33:24.150
Romo was arrested in Wisconsin on suspicion of

00:33:24.150 --> 00:33:27.170
operating a vehicle while intoxicated. Will you

00:33:27.170 --> 00:33:29.410
submit to an evidentiary chemical test of your

00:33:29.410 --> 00:33:34.170
breath? No. Yeah, he like turned up and having

00:33:34.170 --> 00:33:37.130
some regret. When you look at that face, it is.

00:33:37.609 --> 00:33:40.759
And now, CBS has revealed it's taking his broadcasting

00:33:40.759 --> 00:33:44.039
future a week at a time. Yeah, I'm really hoping

00:33:44.039 --> 00:33:47.119
they don't lay him off. I love his energy on

00:33:47.119 --> 00:33:51.519
a nice little dark night. The sunset at 445 and

00:33:51.519 --> 00:33:57.079
you got Tony Romo talking about Jim. I'm telling

00:33:57.079 --> 00:33:59.819
you, it's tense in the building right now. David

00:33:59.819 --> 00:34:02.519
Burson, the president of CBS Sports, said there's

00:34:02.519 --> 00:34:05.819
no timetable upon. Yeah, the thing is, here's

00:34:05.819 --> 00:34:09.840
the problem. CBS has already tried to save money

00:34:09.840 --> 00:34:15.139
by getting rid of Colbert. And they got rid of

00:34:15.139 --> 00:34:18.159
some 60 -minute reporters. The problem is they're

00:34:18.159 --> 00:34:23.019
downsizing. And when a company is downsizing

00:34:23.019 --> 00:34:25.760
and you're a high -paid talent, you probably

00:34:25.760 --> 00:34:28.690
shouldn't piss them off. When Tony Romo will

00:34:28.690 --> 00:34:31.130
return, they probably need to get past the court

00:34:31.130 --> 00:34:34.030
date, which is on September 21st. All right,

00:34:34.030 --> 00:34:36.130
yeah, that's what we're all going to hear about.

00:34:36.409 --> 00:34:42.710
Mm -hmm. Chris Watts, you know that murderer?

00:34:42.909 --> 00:34:46.289
He has a new wife, and she's from Wisconsin.

00:34:46.750 --> 00:34:52.289
Love me, she's crazy. It's just out of her mind.

00:34:52.469 --> 00:34:56.530
Alex Earl was seen on a yacht. Totally not being

00:34:56.530 --> 00:35:02.750
a prostitute like your stepmom. And then Oprah

00:35:02.750 --> 00:35:05.710
Winfrey responded to criticism of giving Dr.

00:35:06.010 --> 00:35:09.469
Oz and Phil a platform. Yeah, we can really thank

00:35:09.469 --> 00:35:14.269
her for those mutants being famous, right? It's

00:35:14.269 --> 00:35:17.809
totally her fault. All right, I'm getting worked

00:35:17.809 --> 00:35:24.300
up. Mm -hmm. Say hello. gonna do? As long as

00:35:24.300 --> 00:35:27.539
you have your medical card. I want you to grab

00:35:27.539 --> 00:35:31.940
your THC, your blood, your ball, your ball, your

00:35:31.940 --> 00:35:38.940
joy, whatever you have. And let's smoke it together.

00:35:39.960 --> 00:35:44.619
Oh yeah, let's get stoned. This is what my brain

00:35:44.619 --> 00:36:06.809
sounds like when I'm stoned. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

00:36:12.889 --> 00:36:16.989
I'm dying over here. The problem is this isn't

00:36:16.989 --> 00:36:19.630
live on the radio, so the audio would have been

00:36:19.630 --> 00:36:22.079
hidden if I died. You know what I mean? Because

00:36:22.079 --> 00:36:26.579
they're not going to upload the show. Chris Brown

00:36:26.579 --> 00:36:29.380
was dry humping a girl from behind at a Toronto

00:36:29.380 --> 00:36:31.860
concert. I mean, I don't know what it is about

00:36:31.860 --> 00:36:35.920
Toronto, but these broads are crazy. Oh, they

00:36:35.920 --> 00:36:39.239
put out. When you think they're done putting

00:36:39.239 --> 00:36:44.539
out, they're putting out more. Alex Rodriguez

00:36:44.539 --> 00:36:47.139
had a bulge in his pants when he made a video.

00:36:47.300 --> 00:36:51.219
Good for him. Jenna Hortense. said she wanted

00:36:51.219 --> 00:36:59.800
to eat or drink on set as a kid. Michael Shannon,

00:36:59.980 --> 00:37:02.119
the dude from The Weird Looking Dude. He was

00:37:02.119 --> 00:37:04.719
in Superman, but he was the weird criminal in...

00:37:04.719 --> 00:37:09.099
God, marijuana's really hurting my brain. Boardwalk

00:37:09.099 --> 00:37:11.099
Empire, he played the funny looking dude. No,

00:37:11.199 --> 00:37:15.059
not Steve. But Steve Buscemi, no, Michael Shannon,

00:37:15.159 --> 00:37:18.780
he was in the show Boardwalk Empire and he married

00:37:18.780 --> 00:37:24.340
Christy Bush. Hell yeah. Diddy Suze, former videographer

00:37:24.340 --> 00:37:28.380
who allegedly stole footage to Netflix. Yeah.

00:37:29.119 --> 00:37:32.579
That's some naughty stuff there. I wonder how

00:37:32.579 --> 00:37:34.599
many people that have not been caught yet because

00:37:34.599 --> 00:37:40.199
of a Diddy party are freaking out. Alex Cooper

00:37:40.199 --> 00:37:42.920
says she has no issues with Dave Portnoy. Oh,

00:37:42.920 --> 00:37:47.400
that's good. Denny was released from a special

00:37:47.400 --> 00:37:50.119
housing unit after a prison fight. Oh, yeah.

00:37:50.659 --> 00:37:54.739
You know, an egomaniac like him loses his mind

00:37:54.739 --> 00:37:59.880
in solitary confinement. A Morgan Wallen concert

00:37:59.880 --> 00:38:04.400
had a guy who was a peeing suspect. Yeah. I feel

00:38:04.400 --> 00:38:06.639
like when you're in Morgan Wallen, you're way

00:38:06.639 --> 00:38:13.239
over -saved. Oh, of course my mouse fucking died

00:38:13.239 --> 00:38:16.019
when I'm doing this. Oh, I love it. I love my

00:38:16.019 --> 00:38:20.139
Rapika, R -A -P -I -Q -U -E mouse. It just died

00:38:20.139 --> 00:38:26.219
on me. Motherfucker. I hate this stupid world.

00:38:27.659 --> 00:38:29.699
All right, here's the footage of the drunk guy.

00:38:41.099 --> 00:39:00.380
He's asking for all the badgers. He's like approaching

00:39:00.380 --> 00:39:04.539
the security guy. He's filming a little family

00:39:04.539 --> 00:39:09.059
that looks concerned. What a frickin' loser!

00:39:12.590 --> 00:39:15.090
I'm not saying all Morgan Wallen fans are bad.

00:39:15.329 --> 00:39:20.050
But ones like him are terrible. I was going to

00:39:20.050 --> 00:39:22.190
say Morgan Wallen wouldn't piss on you if you're

00:39:22.190 --> 00:39:26.369
on fire. Neither would that drunken loser. So

00:39:26.369 --> 00:39:30.070
the influencer Damon Darling has been doing pranks

00:39:30.070 --> 00:39:36.110
over at Walmart. He says, let me start here.

00:39:37.050 --> 00:39:40.510
He promises to stop filming the content at Walmart.

00:39:42.000 --> 00:39:43.940
You know what I was doing a deep dive on the

00:39:43.940 --> 00:39:46.280
other day? I guess there's this thing called

00:39:46.280 --> 00:39:53.159
Walmart radio. I've never heard it, but it was

00:39:53.159 --> 00:39:56.179
fascinating. It was like a TV version of the

00:39:56.179 --> 00:39:59.079
Bird Show or the Fred Show. It was like, it's

00:39:59.079 --> 00:40:03.820
all about Walmart. What an exciting topic of

00:40:03.820 --> 00:40:15.429
Walmart. All right. Here's Kiki Palmer talking

00:40:15.429 --> 00:40:20.409
about Sean Evans. Oh, yeah. You know, she gets

00:40:20.409 --> 00:40:23.949
brought to pound town by him. Oh, does she ever

00:40:23.949 --> 00:40:28.690
get brought to pound town. But she's going to

00:40:28.690 --> 00:40:31.630
tell us what she wants us to think is going on

00:40:31.630 --> 00:40:38.079
with her and Sean Evans. You are very well liked,

00:40:38.099 --> 00:40:40.920
very beloved. Sean Evans is very well liked and

00:40:40.920 --> 00:40:43.380
very beloved. It's rare these days. You know

00:40:43.380 --> 00:40:45.900
how the internet be. Yeah, you know, they were

00:40:45.900 --> 00:40:49.059
really flirtatious on that episode. A hot one.

00:40:50.639 --> 00:40:52.780
It's rare to have two people that are so well

00:40:52.780 --> 00:40:56.099
liked. So the idea of two well liked in a society

00:40:56.099 --> 00:40:59.000
in which people love to hate. The idea that you

00:40:59.000 --> 00:41:01.579
two exist alone and that you could come together.

00:41:01.659 --> 00:41:06.570
What a ass kisser. Shut up! It feels good. Yeah,

00:41:06.690 --> 00:41:10.190
yeah. And I feel like, I feel like that they're

00:41:10.190 --> 00:41:14.070
not wrong. Yeah, you know, they're hanging. I

00:41:14.070 --> 00:41:16.550
feel like it's just one of those things with

00:41:16.550 --> 00:41:20.050
me where I'm like, this is so crazy. Like, what

00:41:20.050 --> 00:41:22.110
are we supposed to do? What are we supposed to

00:41:22.110 --> 00:41:26.429
do? Have sex and get to know each other. Maybe

00:41:26.429 --> 00:41:31.190
settle down. Tom's the girl. I dressed as his

00:41:31.190 --> 00:41:35.500
breakup. Oh! Now you can relate to the powers.

00:41:38.900 --> 00:41:42.039
All the time you've talked bad about other people.

00:41:42.340 --> 00:41:49.400
You and your fat ass friend Bert Kreischer. And

00:41:49.400 --> 00:41:55.780
now it's time to feel bad for Tom Segura. Even

00:41:55.780 --> 00:41:58.079
though he's never felt bad for anybody that's

00:41:58.079 --> 00:42:02.639
not in his tax bracket. But now it's the time

00:42:02.639 --> 00:42:10.940
to feel bad for Tom Seger. Shut up. Here is Tom

00:42:10.940 --> 00:42:17.199
Seger talking about his divorce. I know that

00:42:17.199 --> 00:42:21.739
a lot of people obviously heard. Yeah, he's not

00:42:21.739 --> 00:42:23.539
really doing that little shock, shock voice.

00:42:23.639 --> 00:42:28.199
No, he isn't. I'm doing it. The news. and saw

00:42:28.199 --> 00:42:32.840
last week's episode where Christina hosted it.

00:42:32.920 --> 00:42:38.119
And I don't feel a need to say a lot to people.

00:42:39.400 --> 00:42:42.679
But it bothered me that a lot of people were

00:42:42.679 --> 00:42:46.619
like, oh, I can't believe you would make her

00:42:46.619 --> 00:42:50.500
go address this alone or do this on her own.

00:42:50.619 --> 00:42:53.480
Kind of what it seemed like. Which couldn't be

00:42:53.480 --> 00:42:56.239
further from the truth. Oh, really? Is that like...

00:42:56.239 --> 00:42:58.699
What, we're the poorest? We have been recording

00:42:58.699 --> 00:43:02.980
separate episodes for a long time now. Because

00:43:02.980 --> 00:43:08.239
everything that people know is not new to us.

00:43:08.360 --> 00:43:11.760
It's, you know, many, many months. It's been

00:43:11.760 --> 00:43:13.699
horrible. It's a horrible experience. So I just...

00:43:13.699 --> 00:43:15.860
Yeah, no, no. Wakes up in the morning and goes,

00:43:15.940 --> 00:43:18.719
I want to go through a divorce. I just wanted

00:43:18.719 --> 00:43:23.730
to... Let people know it's privately, it's horrible.

00:43:24.650 --> 00:43:29.030
I hope it all works out. At least you're not

00:43:29.030 --> 00:43:35.909
poor. Freaking idiot. I'd say what's happened

00:43:35.909 --> 00:43:41.349
on Instagram. Blue face gives his honest take

00:43:41.349 --> 00:43:43.849
on how he treats women. My take on the circus

00:43:43.849 --> 00:43:46.469
is like, I'm going to sound like an asshole.

00:43:46.710 --> 00:43:48.769
You are though. But fuck it. All these bitches

00:43:48.769 --> 00:43:51.090
are getting, I'm treating them all like shit.

00:43:51.409 --> 00:43:56.690
Yeah, yeah, yeah, scumbag. All right. For you

00:43:56.690 --> 00:43:58.570
to think that you're getting treated like shit

00:43:58.570 --> 00:44:01.429
is better than her getting treated like shit.

00:44:01.829 --> 00:44:06.469
What do you do? Wow. You just look at him. You

00:44:06.469 --> 00:44:09.929
know, that's not a smart guy. Pitchfork gave

00:44:09.929 --> 00:44:13.110
Tyga's album a zero out of zero. I feel like

00:44:13.110 --> 00:44:15.949
Pitchfork just gives bad reviews to give bad

00:44:15.949 --> 00:44:20.289
reviews. They're cloud chasing idiots. Oh, I'm

00:44:20.289 --> 00:44:24.369
not Pitchfork. I mean, yeah, you sometimes look

00:44:24.369 --> 00:44:28.289
at the Pitchfork freaking, you know, the ratings,

00:44:28.570 --> 00:44:31.369
but you're not going, oh, I'm not going to listen

00:44:31.369 --> 00:44:39.130
to that. Pitchfork didn't like it. Trippie Redd

00:44:39.130 --> 00:44:42.789
says that Koi Luray won't let him see their child.

00:44:45.690 --> 00:44:48.389
Tell that bitch to tell y 'all she won't let

00:44:48.389 --> 00:44:52.469
me see my baby. Yeah, I'm going to court. Yeah,

00:44:52.510 --> 00:44:54.369
when you're calling a woman a bitch and then

00:44:54.369 --> 00:44:57.150
going to court, probably not the smartest decision

00:44:57.150 --> 00:45:04.550
ever. Probably not the most brilliant move. But,

00:45:04.550 --> 00:45:08.599
hey, what do I know? Hold on. Here's that goth

00:45:08.599 --> 00:45:11.739
girl that Drake was gonna buy a house for. She's

00:45:11.739 --> 00:45:15.460
so friggin' hot. What's going on in the show?

00:45:16.380 --> 00:45:19.280
Yeah, I told her about it. And then I told her,

00:45:19.320 --> 00:45:21.980
I was like, I won. I was like, just don't look

00:45:21.980 --> 00:45:23.900
online. No matter what happens, mom, just don't

00:45:23.900 --> 00:45:27.099
be looking online. And she's like, okay. Then

00:45:27.099 --> 00:45:31.400
she was... I think she's just really grateful.

00:45:33.039 --> 00:45:38.380
I do OF. And a lot of the money I have, I do.

00:45:38.480 --> 00:45:41.119
Oh, yeah. You're trying to act like you make

00:45:41.119 --> 00:45:43.440
money through being goth. You make money through

00:45:43.440 --> 00:45:50.159
OnlyFans. Take care of my family. Oh, yeah. It's

00:45:50.159 --> 00:45:51.940
got to be weird when, like, your daughter being

00:45:51.940 --> 00:45:57.039
hot is the reason you got a new house. It's got

00:45:57.039 --> 00:46:01.239
to be strange. What's going on with Shake Shack?

00:46:02.460 --> 00:46:04.800
There's been a viral controversy on the internet

00:46:04.800 --> 00:46:07.219
after a customer at a Shake Shack noticed his

00:46:07.219 --> 00:46:09.860
prices appeared to go up after he chose not to

00:46:09.860 --> 00:46:15.460
leave a tip. Oh wow. Hey Shake Shack, you scumbag

00:46:15.460 --> 00:46:19.880
CEOs. Pay your guys more. Y 'all know what happened?

00:46:19.920 --> 00:46:22.260
A customer was checking out at a kiosk and selected

00:46:22.260 --> 00:46:24.840
no tip right after a message popped up saying

00:46:24.840 --> 00:46:26.760
there had been a pricing update and the price

00:46:26.760 --> 00:46:29.260
of each item in his cart increased about 50 cents.

00:46:29.800 --> 00:46:33.699
Wow. Every item went up by 50 cents. It's as

00:46:33.699 --> 00:46:36.460
big as everybody knows. Do not go there. Yeah,

00:46:36.679 --> 00:46:40.360
I promise you're a Shakespearean. Even like last

00:46:40.360 --> 00:46:43.139
week, I was on a date and I went to Five Guys.

00:46:44.880 --> 00:46:47.099
Now, if I was in Bradford, Florida, and eyes

00:46:47.099 --> 00:46:49.039
wide shut, that'd be a different type of Five

00:46:49.039 --> 00:46:58.900
Guys. Achoo! But no, it was like $22 for a soda.

00:46:59.610 --> 00:47:06.389
Freaking fried burger. Jesus Christ. Oh, but

00:47:06.389 --> 00:47:10.809
it's the Gen Z's fault. We all like avocado toast.

00:47:11.329 --> 00:47:16.789
Shut your ass. You stupid ass. You're all morons.

00:47:18.489 --> 00:47:23.550
I see her. The moment Navia realized she and

00:47:23.550 --> 00:47:25.750
Blueface weren't meant to be. Look at my feet.

00:47:26.050 --> 00:47:33.420
I got them down. They're so cute. So cute. See,

00:47:33.599 --> 00:47:35.539
I want to have a nigga that be like, yes, baby,

00:47:35.659 --> 00:47:39.079
your feet are so cute. Yeah, I find feet repulsive.

00:47:40.960 --> 00:47:45.559
I got the wrong nigga. Yeah, you really do. You

00:47:45.559 --> 00:47:48.679
really, really do. Become a man who actually

00:47:48.679 --> 00:47:50.440
has options. So here's what you're going to do.

00:47:50.519 --> 00:47:53.099
You're going to fix what's on your side. Why?

00:47:53.340 --> 00:47:55.280
Because what's on your side is what you can control.

00:47:55.559 --> 00:47:57.860
I don't want to. Thanks for the wisdom, honey.

00:47:58.760 --> 00:48:08.219
Real frickin' wise. Real frickin'. Oh, wow. Thank

00:48:08.219 --> 00:48:14.099
you for your wisdom and knowledge. 856 -49 -HOPPING.

00:48:14.139 --> 00:48:20.920
What's going on with Johnny Taylor? See ya. What's

00:48:20.920 --> 00:48:25.579
their take on pay pigs? I don't need the money

00:48:25.579 --> 00:48:27.460
if they're just taking it and playing with my

00:48:27.460 --> 00:48:32.519
emotions and seeing me squirm. Oh, yeah. When

00:48:32.519 --> 00:48:35.099
I give money to people who treat me badly, it's

00:48:35.099 --> 00:48:37.539
almost like I become a part of them, a part of

00:48:37.539 --> 00:48:44.079
their story. Wow. Real friggin' deep. Here is

00:48:44.079 --> 00:48:46.679
Blueface getting an apology call from the restaurant

00:48:46.679 --> 00:48:51.920
that kicked him out. Hello? Hello? Hello, is

00:48:51.920 --> 00:48:55.460
this Mr. Porter? Hi. This is him. Hey, how are

00:48:55.460 --> 00:48:57.239
you? My name is Michael Colden. We've been texting

00:48:57.239 --> 00:49:01.019
the director of operations for Yard Houses in

00:49:01.019 --> 00:49:03.079
Southern California. How are you doing today?

00:49:03.380 --> 00:49:05.440
I'm doing all right. Nice to meet you, Michael.

00:49:05.639 --> 00:49:10.380
Yeah. Good to meet you. You know, first and foremost,

00:49:10.559 --> 00:49:15.420
I'm just really sorry that we treated you and

00:49:15.420 --> 00:49:18.280
your family that night. I appreciate that. It's

00:49:18.280 --> 00:49:22.170
just horrible, horrible, horrible. He's walking

00:49:22.170 --> 00:49:38.929
away. I appreciate the gesture, man. This is

00:49:38.929 --> 00:49:44.889
a nice place that I like to eat personally. Yeah,

00:49:45.150 --> 00:49:48.429
can I use my EBTA? The fact that you guys are

00:49:48.429 --> 00:49:51.530
reaching out to them. On a higher level, it's

00:49:51.530 --> 00:49:55.429
enough for me. But what else were you inquiring?

00:49:57.030 --> 00:50:02.989
He's trying to get some free food! Well, so again,

00:50:03.309 --> 00:50:08.349
I know you had a horrible experience. I've been

00:50:08.349 --> 00:50:11.969
with Yardhouse for over 23 years, and I've got

00:50:11.969 --> 00:50:16.079
to tell you that it is a... Class. All right,

00:50:16.099 --> 00:50:17.780
now he's doing that thing where he's defending

00:50:17.780 --> 00:50:21.300
himself. If you're a real class operation, you

00:50:21.300 --> 00:50:25.179
don't have to tell us. Operation. Basically,

00:50:25.179 --> 00:50:28.719
we made a mistake, a big mistake during your

00:50:28.719 --> 00:50:32.019
visit, and we want to make it up to you. I would

00:50:32.019 --> 00:50:35.840
love to invite you and your family back in for

00:50:35.840 --> 00:50:38.800
dinner or lunch or whatever completely on us

00:50:38.800 --> 00:50:42.690
and make sure that if I can't be there, He just

00:50:42.690 --> 00:50:45.670
pumped his fist. My GM will be there and we'll

00:50:45.670 --> 00:50:48.530
make sure that you have a great time. Yeah, you

00:50:48.530 --> 00:50:54.050
know that guy got a scolding. And again, we just

00:50:54.050 --> 00:50:56.309
feel horrible that, you know, you came in and

00:50:56.309 --> 00:51:01.070
left, you know, obviously and rightly so unhappy

00:51:01.070 --> 00:51:04.389
and with an unpleasant visit and that's not what

00:51:04.389 --> 00:51:07.150
we're all about. Yeah, you're only going to have

00:51:07.150 --> 00:51:11.610
time to talk to millions of fans about it. We're

00:51:11.610 --> 00:51:15.210
about hospitality, creating experiences, and

00:51:15.210 --> 00:51:18.110
making people happy at the end of the day. I

00:51:18.110 --> 00:51:20.829
don't know if you're open to that. Do you live

00:51:20.829 --> 00:51:23.789
in the area? I do. Free food, I would love that.

00:51:25.329 --> 00:51:30.849
The easiest way is if you have my work cell,

00:51:31.070 --> 00:51:33.630
if you just want to pick a day and time and tell

00:51:33.630 --> 00:51:39.159
me... Alright, there's Blue Face! Here he is

00:51:39.159 --> 00:51:41.619
arguing with his baby mama. What are you known

00:51:41.619 --> 00:51:43.739
for other than sucking dick? You can't call me

00:51:43.739 --> 00:51:46.539
out on this type of shit because what are you

00:51:46.539 --> 00:51:49.139
trying to say? Just because I don't want to sit

00:51:49.139 --> 00:51:50.719
there and tell them what I'm good at. Oh, I'm

00:51:50.719 --> 00:51:52.920
known for being your bitch right now. Oh, jeez!

00:51:53.179 --> 00:51:55.800
But him being a fucking pregnant bitch. Oh, wow.

00:51:55.980 --> 00:52:00.840
She's spicy. She says she believes Christiane's

00:52:00.840 --> 00:52:02.940
doing everything to get her to leave Blueface.

00:52:03.119 --> 00:52:05.239
But that's what you bitches are waiting on. To

00:52:05.239 --> 00:52:12.880
leave. That's what I figured. In your fucking

00:52:12.880 --> 00:52:17.119
dreams, bitch. Isn't she delightful? What's this?

00:52:17.400 --> 00:52:20.019
These are signs that you are a walking green

00:52:20.019 --> 00:52:23.599
flag. Yeah, you're tall. To women. And if you

00:52:23.599 --> 00:52:26.000
want to know what qualities women actually look

00:52:26.000 --> 00:52:28.500
for in men, I suggest you hit that follow button

00:52:28.500 --> 00:52:30.579
so that you can see more videos like this. Whatever.

00:52:30.940 --> 00:52:34.219
Stop with the follow button! If we like your

00:52:34.219 --> 00:52:37.940
content, we'll follow you, huh? One, you're emotionally

00:52:37.940 --> 00:52:40.579
aware. You can read the room, you can know when

00:52:40.579 --> 00:52:43.659
someone's off, and you can stay calm when taking

00:52:43.659 --> 00:52:48.219
care of stressful situations. Two, you prioritize

00:52:48.219 --> 00:52:50.880
your people, whether it's your family or close

00:52:50.880 --> 00:52:54.079
friends. Yeah, you always gotta prioritize your

00:52:54.079 --> 00:52:58.039
people. They're your homies. Here's Alabama Barker's

00:52:58.039 --> 00:53:00.739
dad walking in while she's showing her blood

00:53:00.739 --> 00:53:05.079
results. Classy. Results. Here are my blood results.

00:53:05.900 --> 00:53:09.699
I can't believe I'm doing this. But I will not

00:53:09.699 --> 00:53:12.420
let you guys say I have herpes. It's super fucking

00:53:12.420 --> 00:53:17.780
rude. So as you guys can see right here, I'm

00:53:17.780 --> 00:53:22.139
negative for HSV. Oh, I'm negative for HIV. And

00:53:22.139 --> 00:53:28.659
I'm also negative for HSV. What is HSV? She was

00:53:28.659 --> 00:53:33.820
looking up herpes on her stream. HSV. What is

00:53:33.820 --> 00:53:37.260
it? Symptoms. Herpes. I've never heard of it

00:53:37.260 --> 00:53:41.940
as HSV. God, she's stupid. This was done 0806

00:53:41.940 --> 00:53:44.760
2026. So this was like five days ago now. Hello.

00:53:45.000 --> 00:53:49.739
I'm live. Oh yeah. I might be the most handsome

00:53:49.739 --> 00:53:54.260
man on any of your lives. Where are my... Travis

00:53:54.260 --> 00:53:57.380
bust down on it. He's got to know his daughter's

00:53:57.380 --> 00:54:01.219
a bust down. He's got to be aware of it. Here's

00:54:01.219 --> 00:54:04.059
Megan Thee Stallion. Here's Michelle Obama says

00:54:04.059 --> 00:54:06.139
Megan Thee Stallion reminds him of their daughter.

00:54:06.260 --> 00:54:11.780
Oh, jeez. Right here. Of Sasha, my youngest.

00:54:12.059 --> 00:54:16.059
I love that. Yeah, yeah. You and Sasha have similar

00:54:16.059 --> 00:54:20.840
sass levels. Oh, yeah. And they both do kegels.

00:54:22.599 --> 00:54:27.380
You know. There you go. Eight, five, six. Oh,

00:54:28.500 --> 00:54:35.960
they put out. Wow, what's going on here? Why

00:54:35.960 --> 00:54:39.000
cheat if you could just leave? Why lie to someone

00:54:39.000 --> 00:54:41.519
who gave you their heart, their trust, their

00:54:41.519 --> 00:54:44.920
everything? If you're not happy, go. But to destroy

00:54:44.920 --> 00:54:46.920
someone who loved you just because you didn't

00:54:46.920 --> 00:54:49.159
have the courage to be honest, that's the real

00:54:49.159 --> 00:54:53.369
damage. Cheating isn't a mistake. Yeah, I made

00:54:53.369 --> 00:54:56.489
the mistake. No, it took a lot of effort to text

00:54:56.489 --> 00:55:00.289
the other person. Boy, your pain's dead. Gotta

00:55:00.289 --> 00:55:08.230
work. Here's Brittany Ryder. Everyone's favorite

00:55:08.230 --> 00:55:11.969
Boston. Saying she's tired of her whole life

00:55:11.969 --> 00:55:14.329
being surrounded or being all about men. I promise

00:55:14.329 --> 00:55:16.630
you, I don't care. I don't care at this point

00:55:16.630 --> 00:55:18.110
about getting married. I do not care about being

00:55:18.110 --> 00:55:20.309
in a relationship. I do not care. I don't give

00:55:20.309 --> 00:55:25.780
a fuck. I don't. I really don't. Yeah, you don't

00:55:25.780 --> 00:55:28.960
seem like you're washed up. You're past your

00:55:28.960 --> 00:55:32.699
prime. Well, I've been male -centered. Yeah,

00:55:32.699 --> 00:55:34.500
well, that's because you've had sex with like

00:55:34.500 --> 00:55:39.119
100 men. Guys, listen to me. Women will gaslight

00:55:39.119 --> 00:55:41.599
you and make you feel really bad about asking

00:55:41.599 --> 00:55:44.699
for bare minimums in a relationship. Oh, yeah.

00:55:44.860 --> 00:55:51.119
Jesus Christ. Hey, can I have sex? No, I don't.

00:55:51.159 --> 00:55:54.260
feel well. Proceeds to get sucks from somewhere

00:55:54.260 --> 00:55:57.840
else. Why'd you do that? You weren't playing.

00:55:57.880 --> 00:56:00.980
Oh, what are you doing, dude? Are you out of

00:56:00.980 --> 00:56:12.820
your freaking mind? 8 -5 -6. 49 hoppy. Ah, here's

00:56:12.820 --> 00:56:19.789
Drake and Lily Phillips. This is my bestie. I

00:56:19.789 --> 00:56:21.630
would like, I would, I would want... Oh, so you'd

00:56:21.630 --> 00:56:23.329
be like, let's run it back, let's bring it back

00:56:23.329 --> 00:56:25.230
to your childhood. No, I don't want to talk about

00:56:25.230 --> 00:56:27.070
your childhood. I just want to have like a normal

00:56:27.070 --> 00:56:31.710
conversation. No, why is everything Drake's saying

00:56:31.710 --> 00:56:35.150
so funny? Okay, fine then, let's have a normal

00:56:35.150 --> 00:56:37.750
conversation. Do you have a pool? I do. I love

00:56:37.750 --> 00:56:39.809
pools. I have two. No. Yeah. Indoor, outdoor.

00:56:40.030 --> 00:56:42.230
That's right. Makes sense. I'd love to, yeah,

00:56:42.329 --> 00:56:43.969
play in it sometime. That sounds good. Thank

00:56:43.969 --> 00:56:46.349
you so much. You're really sweet. Oh, you too.

00:56:46.449 --> 00:56:49.550
You're really sweet. Thanks. Yeah, she does not

00:56:49.550 --> 00:57:00.369
have much of a personality. She's gross. So I'm

00:57:00.369 --> 00:57:03.269
39. I'm single. And I get a lot of guys in the

00:57:03.269 --> 00:57:06.750
comments being like, good luck. You're old. You're

00:57:06.750 --> 00:57:08.809
used up. Nobody your age is going to want to

00:57:08.809 --> 00:57:13.110
date you. Well, the good news is I, too, want

00:57:13.110 --> 00:57:19.960
to date younger. Yeah! Son of a! Because guys

00:57:19.960 --> 00:57:25.300
age a lot worse than women do. Yeah, I disagree

00:57:25.300 --> 00:57:29.820
with that, but you can think that. Sharon Stone

00:57:29.820 --> 00:57:33.940
says famous sex symbols get used up. I don't

00:57:33.940 --> 00:57:36.659
have more stories than someone like Marilyn Monroe.

00:57:37.900 --> 00:57:40.739
Or any other woman that's ever been considered

00:57:40.739 --> 00:57:44.480
a sex symbol. And then... Yeah, she already has

00:57:44.480 --> 00:57:53.179
a real sex symbol. Squeezed up. Used up. This

00:57:53.179 --> 00:58:02.260
one's real. The other day, my husband heard me

00:58:02.260 --> 00:58:05.340
say, I love you. And he said that he loved me

00:58:05.340 --> 00:58:11.710
too. And it was really awkward because I was

00:58:11.710 --> 00:58:16.550
clearly talking to the wine. Yeah. You can plow

00:58:16.550 --> 00:58:23.670
you after. Here's the thing. You really do got

00:58:23.670 --> 00:58:26.829
to be careful who you say you love you to. I

00:58:26.829 --> 00:58:29.869
visited this girl named Ellie in Minnesota. She

00:58:29.869 --> 00:58:34.110
was riding me. She told me she loved me. And

00:58:34.110 --> 00:58:36.530
then we didn't really talk again. So I have to

00:58:36.530 --> 00:58:39.269
say, like, you don't want to, like, overuse that

00:58:39.269 --> 00:58:42.969
word. It's a big word with a lot of big responsibility.

00:58:45.969 --> 00:58:49.349
A lot of people think that if you want someone

00:58:49.349 --> 00:58:51.010
to be obsessed, you need to play hard to get

00:58:51.010 --> 00:58:53.889
or ignore them. And that is false. What you actually

00:58:53.889 --> 00:58:56.989
need to do is send mixed signals. Oh, yeah. That's

00:58:56.989 --> 00:59:00.309
what I want to do. You think you have a prospect,

00:59:00.429 --> 00:59:04.219
and then voila, magic, they're gone. Bye -bye.

00:59:04.699 --> 00:59:08.000
See you later. After a while, the crocodile.

00:59:11.139 --> 00:59:16.360
Uh, yeah. Eight, five, six, 49. Here is when

00:59:16.360 --> 00:59:19.440
I show speed and Kai Sanat defeat Ender Dragon

00:59:19.440 --> 00:59:22.719
to win the Minecraft marathon. Oh my gosh, Kai,

00:59:22.760 --> 00:59:24.940
we about to do it. Get him. Get him. One more.

00:59:37.360 --> 00:59:40.139
What's going on here? Skylar Vox says she had

00:59:40.139 --> 00:59:42.280
to stop doing performances when it gets painful.

00:59:42.500 --> 00:59:46.860
Performance? Yes. Why? The position sometimes

00:59:46.860 --> 00:59:49.199
is just painful. Like, you know, it's unrealistic

00:59:49.199 --> 00:59:51.000
shit. They want me to bend all certain types

00:59:51.000 --> 00:59:53.119
of way like I'm a fucking puppet. And after a

00:59:53.119 --> 00:59:55.360
while, like, I've got cramps in my leg during

00:59:55.360 --> 00:59:57.539
the scenes. And I'm like, wait. Oh, yeah. Cramping

00:59:57.539 --> 00:59:59.519
up in a ball with a fucking Charlie horse. I

00:59:59.519 --> 01:00:01.900
have tapped out in the scenes. Yeah, I can't

01:00:01.900 --> 01:00:08.389
do it. It's too much penis. Mm -hmm. Now, Via

01:00:08.389 --> 01:00:10.909
and Blueface had a heated argument after he asked

01:00:10.909 --> 01:00:13.190
what she's doing for the past 25 years besides

01:00:13.190 --> 01:00:15.989
her wild past. And that has a life. I'm not just

01:00:15.989 --> 01:00:18.510
a person that just grew up on sucking dick. What

01:00:18.510 --> 01:00:20.170
are you talking about? No, what you're saying

01:00:20.170 --> 01:00:24.550
is not much. You're saying not much. What are

01:00:24.550 --> 01:00:27.849
you good for? What are you good for? You know,

01:00:27.909 --> 01:00:32.469
paying your bills. 18 -year -old woman who was

01:00:32.469 --> 01:00:35.309
punched by Arkansas State Trooper files lawsuit.

01:00:36.510 --> 01:00:38.730
Then there's this. So many women are exhausted

01:00:38.730 --> 01:00:40.869
today because they've been functioning like a

01:00:40.869 --> 01:00:45.929
man. Yeah. It's always about gender. Body blue

01:00:45.929 --> 01:00:50.489
is being interviewed here. Yes. I would. Fuck's

01:00:50.489 --> 01:00:53.289
sake. Why fuck's sake? You tell me why you would

01:00:53.289 --> 01:00:55.489
sleep with a rapist first. Because I'm offering

01:00:55.489 --> 01:00:59.329
up my body. I'm consenting to it. So to me, obviously

01:00:59.329 --> 01:01:01.090
once you're a rapist, you're always a rapist.

01:01:01.090 --> 01:01:03.980
It's disgusting. Alright, she's gross. She's

01:01:03.980 --> 01:01:06.739
not even, like, fun skanky. She's just skanky.

01:01:08.000 --> 01:01:12.000
Hey, not in a good way. Here's the latest from

01:01:12.000 --> 01:01:14.260
Alabama Barker. You guys know how we all have

01:01:14.260 --> 01:01:18.260
that one person that we haven't spoken to in

01:01:18.260 --> 01:01:24.639
however long? Is she talking about Neon? They're

01:01:24.639 --> 01:01:28.820
just your person. All right. I know she's, like,

01:01:28.940 --> 01:01:32.340
nine people. Here's a clavicular shooting a shot

01:01:32.340 --> 01:01:38.340
at AOC. The news is out. Congresswoman AOC Alexandria

01:01:38.340 --> 01:01:43.760
Ocasio -Cortez is single. We confirmed that she

01:01:43.760 --> 01:01:47.380
has indeed broken up with her longtime boyfriend.

01:01:47.579 --> 01:01:52.260
In fact, they were engaged. She is a very eligible

01:01:52.260 --> 01:01:57.880
bachelorette with a real future. And so there

01:01:57.880 --> 01:02:01.539
are suitors. There are suitors. And the first

01:02:01.539 --> 01:02:04.500
of them to step forward happened when we put

01:02:04.500 --> 01:02:09.780
our post on X about her breakup. And in the comments,

01:02:09.980 --> 01:02:15.679
one clavicular jumped in and said, well, here's

01:02:15.679 --> 01:02:19.440
how he worded it on his stream. They're not.

01:02:20.119 --> 01:02:23.559
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I can literally, I can

01:02:23.559 --> 01:02:29.300
fix her. I can fix her. Most definitely. I need

01:02:29.300 --> 01:02:32.820
AOC, and I need her yesterday. She just got divorced

01:02:32.820 --> 01:02:37.139
from her fiance. Her fiance was kind of a sell,

01:02:37.280 --> 01:02:40.980
I'm not going to lie. I doubt they even, you

01:02:40.980 --> 01:02:45.380
know, were physical or anything. But I'll marry

01:02:45.380 --> 01:02:47.940
her. I'll marry her, dude. Come on. Okay. Let's

01:02:47.940 --> 01:02:51.539
go. So, we are going to bring in now the man

01:02:51.539 --> 01:02:54.360
who put looks maxing on the map. Yeah. Vicular

01:02:54.360 --> 01:02:58.920
himself, welcome to TMZ Live. Thanks for having

01:02:58.920 --> 01:03:01.579
me, guys. Everybody in our office has been asking,

01:03:01.739 --> 01:03:07.679
what do you mean by I can fix her? Well, I don't

01:03:07.679 --> 01:03:10.480
cherish the fact that her relationship ended.

01:03:10.559 --> 01:03:12.679
I think that's a terribly unfortunate thing.

01:03:13.039 --> 01:03:18.000
But I certainly think that there's a lot that

01:03:18.000 --> 01:03:22.880
AOC can... can get from a relationship with myself.

01:03:23.340 --> 01:03:27.900
I think we'd have a pretty good time. And I appreciate

01:03:27.900 --> 01:03:30.639
how passionate she is about a lot of her issues.

01:03:31.539 --> 01:03:35.559
Klav, again, you used the word, and I think rightfully

01:03:35.559 --> 01:03:38.579
people are focusing on the word fix, which means

01:03:38.579 --> 01:03:41.139
there's something broken. What is it that you

01:03:41.139 --> 01:03:45.619
see as being broken with AOC? I just tweeted

01:03:45.619 --> 01:03:49.599
that for engagement. I think they don't realize

01:03:49.599 --> 01:03:51.900
that fix is like a term you say when a girl is

01:03:51.900 --> 01:03:54.679
like broken up. You're like, I can fix her. It's

01:03:54.679 --> 01:03:57.619
not literal. I love the honesty. I'm just curious.

01:03:59.079 --> 01:04:01.019
Do you, because I don't know what your politics

01:04:01.019 --> 01:04:03.860
are. Do they align with her? Do you disagree

01:04:03.860 --> 01:04:06.480
with her but still think, hey, or would you just

01:04:06.480 --> 01:04:10.079
not ever talk about politics with her? Well,

01:04:10.099 --> 01:04:12.059
I'm just simply not political and I don't have

01:04:12.059 --> 01:04:15.380
a political opinion of my own. Hell yeah, dad!

01:04:16.860 --> 01:04:18.980
And even if I did, I've always said it's not

01:04:18.980 --> 01:04:21.159
something that I would talk about on the Internet

01:04:21.159 --> 01:04:24.820
because I understand, you know, the massive audience

01:04:24.820 --> 01:04:27.679
that I have. And I'm wanting to someone, you

01:04:27.679 --> 01:04:30.099
know, I want to take the mature route and realizing

01:04:30.099 --> 01:04:51.059
that if I. Now you're lying to us. RyanHockeyRadio

01:04:51.059 --> 01:04:53.780
.com The hour will be right back. You probably

01:04:53.780 --> 01:04:57.079
had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,

01:04:57.400 --> 01:05:03.139
all I smell is poop. We also need to be affectionate.

01:05:03.139 --> 01:05:05.960
And you can see that with Barack and Michelle

01:05:05.960 --> 01:05:09.099
as well. They do a lot of touching, kissing,

01:05:09.239 --> 01:05:15.039
even fisting. And we'll call it a day. The semen

01:05:15.039 --> 01:05:18.219
was so big. Stop lacking any meat. And that's

01:05:18.219 --> 01:05:22.860
what real women need. That's it, buses. Stop

01:05:22.860 --> 01:05:25.380
cussing. And it looks like you went and got a

01:05:25.380 --> 01:05:28.219
job. And on the iPad screen, whatever the case

01:05:28.219 --> 01:05:30.440
might be in your hand and a sock and a whatever,

01:05:30.719 --> 01:05:33.480
like, thank you. But also, I would love to be.

01:05:34.300 --> 01:05:36.880
getting railed, but... As a reminder, if you

01:05:36.880 --> 01:05:38.820
don't feel like listening to this next song,

01:05:39.039 --> 01:05:41.599
you can skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy

01:05:41.599 --> 01:05:44.219
Hour takes pride in his selection, so stick around,

01:05:44.320 --> 01:05:46.840
folks. Oh, yeah. Let me press this button right

01:05:46.840 --> 01:06:49.900
here. Don't worry, Fresno. Hoppy Hour will S

01:06:49.900 --> 01:06:52.579
.O .D. Silk said, bitch, I know you heard of

01:06:52.579 --> 01:06:55.059
me. I stay out, bitch, a little and swipe post.

01:06:55.199 --> 01:06:58.519
Up by 30, get the money at the roof. I'm drop

01:06:58.519 --> 01:07:01.880
top, billy cool, soldier got the juice. Bitch,

01:07:02.179 --> 01:07:04.920
nigga, I thought you knew. It's a new year, and

01:07:04.920 --> 01:07:08.179
I know that you see. Swag, all this fucking money,

01:07:08.239 --> 01:07:11.559
nigga, I be so D. Swag, in the fucking club,

01:07:11.679 --> 01:07:15.800
I'm in VIP. And your bitch on me, she wanna suck

01:07:15.800 --> 01:07:22.840
the juice. Drop tops, shabby, that's some shit

01:07:22.840 --> 01:07:26.400
you never seen Flexin' so hard like I'm on a

01:07:26.400 --> 01:07:30.699
magazine Styrofoam, cornfield, over fuckin' lean

01:07:30.699 --> 01:07:35.280
Boy, I got the juice, birds in the coop Flexin'

01:07:35.280 --> 01:07:38.719
down my hood, drawin' money out the roost Diddy

01:07:38.719 --> 01:07:42.940
Jones, DJ, now I'm gonna shoot Word around town,

01:07:43.079 --> 01:07:46.400
man, soldier got the motherfuckin' juice Soldier

01:07:46.400 --> 01:07:52.000
got the juice, soldier got the juice, thorn So

01:07:52.000 --> 01:07:55.119
you got the juice So you got the juice So you

01:07:55.119 --> 01:07:57.659
got the juice When you see me, what's the lose?

01:07:57.940 --> 01:08:01.960
So you got the juice So you got the juice So

01:08:01.960 --> 01:08:05.579
you got the juice So you got the juice So you

01:08:05.579 --> 01:08:09.300
got the juice So you got the juice So you got

01:08:09.300 --> 01:08:13.519
the juice Throwin' money out the roof Yo, girl,

01:08:13.539 --> 01:08:16.880
I fucked at the business I swear that the police

01:08:16.880 --> 01:08:19.479
were behind me But they gettin' on my nerves

01:08:19.479 --> 01:08:28.720
Jack, I just hit a blank Lil Dre hit it, I'm

01:08:28.720 --> 01:08:32.079
workin' around town Lean in the crib, got my

01:08:32.079 --> 01:08:35.039
body slowin' down Gonna stay off in the trap,

01:08:35.159 --> 01:08:38.319
with a automatic strap If they niggas didn't

01:08:38.319 --> 01:08:41.880
notice, skinny niggas rent a map Lil Dre, see

01:08:41.880 --> 01:08:44.319
what I'm sayin'? Young, gon' rip Bitch niggas

01:08:44.319 --> 01:08:47.619
keep a couple clips for a little ass bitch nigga

01:08:47.619 --> 01:08:51.000
Lil Dre, Westside, deep off in your fuckin' swag

01:08:51.000 --> 01:08:55.119
S .O .D., Money Gang, P .C .E., We Too Deep Call

01:08:55.119 --> 01:08:58.600
up my nigga and he buy the ring Bang, I say we

01:08:58.600 --> 01:09:01.619
win, call in, so I'm leanin' like his thang I

01:09:01.619 --> 01:09:04.100
got stats on top of stats and I got tats on top

01:09:04.100 --> 01:09:07.359
of tats Lil Dre got the juice, bitch, I run the

01:09:07.359 --> 01:09:10.220
fuckin' mouth Soulja got the juice, Soulja got

01:09:10.220 --> 01:09:20.329
the juice, Soulja got the juice We'll be right

01:09:20.329 --> 01:09:49.220
back. We'll be right back. That's getting annoying.

01:09:51.619 --> 01:09:54.659
All righty. Let's see if we have all right here

01:09:54.659 --> 01:09:56.779
with this button that we're going to press right

01:09:56.779 --> 01:09:58.939
here. Hey, what's up? It's DJ Love Cheese from

01:09:58.939 --> 01:10:01.640
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01:10:01.640 --> 01:10:05.739
to my good pal and radio legend, Ryan Hoppy on

01:10:05.739 --> 01:10:08.039
the Hoppy Hour. Wow, thank you. I love when people

01:10:08.039 --> 01:10:09.920
add the radio legend part. It boosts my ego.

01:10:10.989 --> 01:10:14.090
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01:10:14.090 --> 01:10:17.710
you, Mike Colta. Stalking my pages. Whatever.

01:10:17.970 --> 01:11:16.300
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01:12:51.140 --> 01:12:54.729
Hoppy Hot Topics! All right, let's do this here.

01:12:55.350 --> 01:12:58.050
Who did Harry Jowsey end up with on the Let's

01:12:58.050 --> 01:13:00.989
Marry Harry finale? Oh, yeah, he is. I know he's

01:13:00.989 --> 01:13:04.369
doing it for clown attention, but he is rushing

01:13:04.369 --> 01:13:09.569
it. Mm -hmm. How is he ever? Spoilers ahead for

01:13:09.569 --> 01:13:12.109
the hit Netflix show. That's goal was to find

01:13:12.109 --> 01:13:15.130
the too -hot -to -handle alum a wife. Ah, so

01:13:15.130 --> 01:13:17.989
he ends up getting married. Good for him. It'll

01:13:17.989 --> 01:13:23.539
be an awful divorce. Whoa! Happy Hot Topic! Perez

01:13:23.539 --> 01:13:26.359
Hilton's loved ones are taking care of his children.

01:13:26.560 --> 01:13:29.500
One week after the celebrity blogger was hospitalized

01:13:29.500 --> 01:13:32.119
in Miami for engaging in self -harm during a

01:13:32.119 --> 01:13:35.800
live... Farmer! To the biggest douchebag ever!

01:13:36.119 --> 01:13:38.819
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01:13:38.819 --> 01:13:41.060
filed for temporary custody of his three children,

01:13:41.340 --> 01:13:45.300
whose ages range from 8 to 13. Uh, Perez Hilton

01:13:45.300 --> 01:13:47.979
was wearing a shirt that said, the original,

01:13:48.140 --> 01:13:50.359
yeah, we know, you're the original douche. Mm

01:13:50.359 --> 01:13:59.699
-hmm. Okay, I am so over L .A. Maurizio Umansky,

01:13:59.840 --> 01:14:02.000
who, by the way, is a friend of mine. He's now

01:14:02.000 --> 01:14:04.840
saying... Yeah, he's, you know, like a... Will

01:14:04.840 --> 01:14:08.199
you? Maybe one day. I've thought about it a lot.

01:14:08.300 --> 01:14:10.300
It's actually a genius move, because whenever

01:14:10.300 --> 01:14:12.340
any celebrity says, I think I'm going to run

01:14:12.340 --> 01:14:15.479
for office, it's automatic headlines. If Maurizio

01:14:15.479 --> 01:14:18.579
becomes mayor, is it more appealing for Kyle

01:14:18.579 --> 01:14:21.260
to say, hmm, I can be first lady of Los Angeles?

01:14:21.720 --> 01:14:24.340
Whatever, dude. Mm -hmm. Maybe I'll get back

01:14:24.340 --> 01:14:27.060
with him. Or does she run against him? Guess

01:14:27.060 --> 01:14:32.340
what? Stedman's been found. He's with Oprah.

01:14:32.520 --> 01:14:36.649
Oh, yeah! He hasn't seen Oprah's vagina in years.

01:14:38.750 --> 01:14:41.210
Get out. Yeah, Stedman and Oprah hadn't really

01:14:41.210 --> 01:14:43.829
been seen together since 2019. At an event. He

01:14:43.829 --> 01:14:46.109
doesn't go to events. Why is Stedman a punchline?

01:14:46.289 --> 01:14:50.029
Because he's never seen. Yeah, you know. She's

01:14:50.029 --> 01:14:53.250
gay for gay. He just doesn't want to be in front

01:14:53.250 --> 01:14:56.069
of cameras. Everyone's Stedman. Because he lives

01:14:56.069 --> 01:15:02.460
in the back house under Lock and Key. Anne Hathaway

01:15:02.460 --> 01:15:05.439
is doubling down and saying that her pregnancy

01:15:05.439 --> 01:15:08.079
is real, despite many people thinking she's fake.

01:15:08.159 --> 01:15:10.220
All right. Why would she fake her? She's not

01:15:10.220 --> 01:15:12.680
a faker. She's not an OnlyFans girl. She's Anne

01:15:12.680 --> 01:15:19.220
Hathaway. She's beautiful. Happy Hot Topic. Lionel

01:15:19.220 --> 01:15:21.960
Messi opens up about the heartbreaking loss of

01:15:21.960 --> 01:15:29.060
his biggest supporter. Oh, yes. Dead dad. Yeah,

01:15:30.300 --> 01:15:34.319
it sucks. No one wants to lose your dad. Especially

01:15:34.319 --> 01:15:40.960
me. I've been through it. Try and fail more.

01:15:41.159 --> 01:15:43.899
And nobody really gives as much of a damn as

01:15:43.899 --> 01:15:49.779
you think they do. I got a big haul coming up

01:15:49.779 --> 01:15:53.100
and I could use some help. Alright, I can't play

01:15:53.100 --> 01:15:55.180
because of copyright. But Matthew McConaughey

01:15:55.180 --> 01:16:01.819
told his son to fail more. Yeah! The moon passing

01:16:01.819 --> 01:16:04.859
perfectly between the sun and the earth, casting

01:16:04.859 --> 01:16:07.520
its shadow across a narrow path on the planet.

01:16:07.720 --> 01:16:10.779
NASA capturing these images. The path of totality

01:16:10.779 --> 01:16:13.180
going from northern Russia, then passing over

01:16:13.180 --> 01:16:16.479
a mostly uninhabited area of Greenland. All right,

01:16:16.520 --> 01:16:18.880
so that's what's happening over there. It gives

01:16:18.880 --> 01:16:22.520
them something to do. Whoa! Happy Hot Topic!

01:16:26.539 --> 01:16:30.300
It's Jackson. I did a single camera. which I

01:16:30.300 --> 01:16:33.640
hate. I mean, it's a great show, New Girl, very

01:16:33.640 --> 01:16:36.239
funny. Jamie Lee Curtis is setting the record

01:16:36.239 --> 01:16:38.760
straight about her comment that she hated her

01:16:38.760 --> 01:16:41.100
time on New Girl. Come on over, I just want to

01:16:41.100 --> 01:16:43.420
give you all a big hug. Oh, come on! Big hug!

01:16:43.920 --> 01:16:46.739
Come on, we'll do a big hug ball. The Oscar winner,

01:16:46.859 --> 01:16:49.079
who played Zooey Deschanel's mom, explains it

01:16:49.079 --> 01:16:51.500
was a, quote, flip comment picked up by press

01:16:51.500 --> 01:16:57.350
as she was, yeah, you know, clickbait! Promoting

01:16:57.350 --> 01:16:59.829
her new sitcom, Newlyweds. All right, we're all

01:16:59.829 --> 01:17:03.130
going to watch Newlyweds. What an original name.

01:17:03.329 --> 01:17:09.109
A show about a married couple. Happy Hot Topic.

01:17:09.630 --> 01:17:12.810
Amid an ongoing custody battle with her ex, Rumor

01:17:12.810 --> 01:17:15.310
Willis is saying goodbye to Idaho and howdy to

01:17:15.310 --> 01:17:17.649
Nashville, moving cross -country in what she

01:17:17.649 --> 01:17:20.829
calls a leap of faith. It's called a midlife

01:17:20.829 --> 01:17:28.399
crisis. And it's a... It's definitely what she's

01:17:28.399 --> 01:17:38.079
going through. No! Happy Hot Topic! However long

01:17:38.079 --> 01:17:39.960
down the line, this is a voice that'll... All

01:17:39.960 --> 01:17:41.840
right. It's going to be Paris Jackson talking

01:17:41.840 --> 01:17:45.979
about her Justin Long engagement. Whatever. Justin

01:17:45.979 --> 01:17:51.760
Long's better off. You're a crazy broad. Go ahead,

01:17:51.859 --> 01:17:54.600
Tom. Give us a flex. Please give us a flex. Do

01:17:54.600 --> 01:18:08.880
it. Do it. Do it. with a chance of muscles. 50

01:18:08.880 --> 01:18:22.659
Cent Jackson reveals his very first nickname

01:18:22.659 --> 01:18:25.359
and it's not what you'd expect, like at all.

01:18:25.680 --> 01:18:27.420
The rapper visited The Tonight Show starring

01:18:27.420 --> 01:18:30.020
Jimmy Fallon August 11th, and right off the bat,

01:18:30.119 --> 01:18:32.119
the late night host wanted to know if 50 Cent

01:18:32.119 --> 01:18:33.960
was the only choice in the running for his stage

01:18:33.960 --> 01:18:36.680
moniker. And the celeb says yes, because his

01:18:36.680 --> 01:18:39.539
OG nickname was too cute. Was there any other

01:18:39.539 --> 01:18:41.739
names in the running when you started out? Um,

01:18:41.739 --> 01:18:44.600
it wouldn't work well. Like, my first nickname

01:18:44.600 --> 01:18:53.699
was Boo Boo. Adorable! In the city of love, Glenn

01:18:53.699 --> 01:18:55.659
Powell and girlfriend Michelle Randolph were

01:18:55.659 --> 01:18:58.220
spotted sharing a very public kiss. Oh, yeah!

01:18:58.960 --> 01:19:03.880
Make it up! They strolled through Paris. All

01:19:03.880 --> 01:19:06.220
right, good for them. You know, they're not doing

01:19:06.220 --> 01:19:09.220
the awful tone. They seem pretty monogamous.

01:19:10.479 --> 01:19:13.100
A grand jury has formally indicted Nick Reiner

01:19:13.100 --> 01:19:15.460
on two counts of murder in the deaths of his

01:19:15.460 --> 01:19:18.260
parents, alleging he intentionally killed them

01:19:18.260 --> 01:19:23.149
by means of lying in bed. Not a loser. God, they

01:19:23.149 --> 01:19:27.090
deserve better. TikTok is the latest company

01:19:27.090 --> 01:19:29.630
to demand workers return to the office. Three

01:19:29.630 --> 01:19:32.270
staffers told Business Insider. You don't understand

01:19:32.270 --> 01:19:35.630
why the boomers want everybody in the office.

01:19:35.890 --> 01:19:38.489
Most workers have to be there five days a week

01:19:38.489 --> 01:19:41.829
starting next month. Oh, that's going to be delightful

01:19:41.829 --> 01:19:44.350
sitting in that little corporate office. I had

01:19:44.350 --> 01:19:46.390
a little bit of a midlife crisis when I was doing

01:19:46.390 --> 01:19:49.210
political radio just sitting in that office.

01:19:50.060 --> 01:20:23.529
No, thank you. Time for Nepo Baby News. Oh, last

01:20:23.529 --> 01:20:26.829
name, you can smell the favor in the air Like

01:20:26.829 --> 01:20:29.949
the door got opened by who you knew there Tell

01:20:29.949 --> 01:20:38.329
me why, they keep sliding by Tell me why, it

01:20:38.329 --> 01:21:06.270
always looks so fly Never be new Let's get into

01:21:06.270 --> 01:21:11.090
it. Let's break it down. Let's all party. Mark

01:21:11.090 --> 01:21:13.869
Ruffalo's son is gearing up for a career of his

01:21:13.869 --> 01:21:17.810
own. Oh, yeah, totally. I'm sure he's just as

01:21:17.810 --> 01:21:21.170
talented as his dad. And totally didn't get it

01:21:21.170 --> 01:21:26.819
because of nepotism. Totally talented. In Hollywood,

01:21:26.979 --> 01:21:30.159
following his breakout role in Prime Video's

01:21:30.159 --> 01:21:33.520
Sterling Point, Keane Ruffalo is revealing how

01:21:33.520 --> 01:21:36.960
his famous dad reacted. He's like, I'll do whatever

01:21:36.960 --> 01:21:40.800
I can to help you out. And he decided to follow

01:21:40.800 --> 01:21:43.600
in his acting footsteps. During an interview

01:21:43.600 --> 01:21:47.239
with Today that aired August 7th, the 25 -year

01:21:47.239 --> 01:21:50.359
-old said Mark made sure he knew what he was

01:21:50.359 --> 01:21:55.300
getting himself into. I don't know. Gotta be

01:21:55.300 --> 01:21:57.539
nice having a... Anybody out there that's got

01:21:57.539 --> 01:22:00.060
a successful day in Joe, and you got the job

01:22:00.060 --> 01:22:08.739
because of it, there you go! Enjoy it! Brian

01:22:08.739 --> 01:22:11.760
Hoppy on the mic, bringing down the scenes. NBA

01:22:11.760 --> 01:22:15.000
drama, living out the dreams. Fans, wives, wives,

01:22:15.039 --> 01:22:17.619
stories about the queens. Dropping dollars, bombs,

01:22:17.680 --> 01:22:20.600
all in on the schemes. Hoppy's moves, man, he

01:22:20.600 --> 01:22:25.880
knows it all. Oh yeah, so Russell Westbrook retired

01:22:25.880 --> 01:22:28.979
after 18 seasons. I'm sad he never got a ring.

01:22:30.800 --> 01:22:34.340
Kevin Love says LeBron refused to use roaming

01:22:34.340 --> 01:22:38.840
data. He's definitely cheap. Donovan Mitchell

01:22:38.840 --> 01:22:44.260
says he has bad road rage. Jeff Teague says LeBron

01:22:44.260 --> 01:22:49.430
has nothing left to prove. Anthony Edwards said

01:22:49.430 --> 01:22:54.510
Michael couldn't guard him in today's NBA. There's

01:22:54.510 --> 01:22:56.829
rumors that the Warriors might trade Curry, but

01:22:56.829 --> 01:22:59.829
I don't believe it. The Lakers were sold to Josh

01:22:59.829 --> 01:23:02.970
Kushner. And I didn't know Bob Iger was no longer

01:23:02.970 --> 01:23:07.189
the Disney CEO. But for $12 billion, I was in

01:23:07.189 --> 01:23:08.930
the running, but I could only afford $11 billion.

01:23:09.949 --> 01:23:18.220
So there you go. Oh. And NBA fans are mad as

01:23:18.220 --> 01:23:20.659
the opening tickets for the Knicks are $2 ,000.

01:23:26.920 --> 01:23:59.140
We got that shock and awe. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo.

01:23:59.180 --> 01:24:18.310
Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Harder

01:24:18.310 --> 01:24:21.550
than a baseline boom. Radio snitching. He's spitting

01:24:21.550 --> 01:24:24.109
the truth. Pulling back the curtain. Exposing

01:24:24.109 --> 01:24:27.470
the booth. No more lies. No more disguise. He

01:24:27.470 --> 01:24:29.649
got the receipts. He's calling out the spies.

01:24:29.930 --> 01:24:33.029
Morning shows faker than they last at six. Producers

01:24:33.029 --> 01:24:35.569
ghostwrite. Hosts write the scripts. Interns

01:24:35.569 --> 01:24:38.630
running miles. Unpaid trips. Oh yeah, we got

01:24:38.630 --> 01:24:43.229
two clips here. One from radio legend Ted Rosenberg.

01:24:43.569 --> 01:25:06.500
And one from Brandon Tierney. No regard for What

01:25:06.500 --> 01:25:12.319
I love about YouTube is that I can empty the

01:25:12.319 --> 01:25:15.539
tank and I can be interesting and thought -provoking,

01:25:16.409 --> 01:25:18.609
provocative if it calls for it and then i could

01:25:18.609 --> 01:25:20.909
just end it like i'm not reaching i'm not stretching

01:25:20.909 --> 01:25:22.970
i'm not trying to take something that for hour

01:25:22.970 --> 01:25:27.210
two and three yeah you know what i mean now obviously

01:25:27.210 --> 01:25:29.270
when you do that and it's not a knock on the

01:25:29.270 --> 01:25:31.770
radio at all when you do that on radio i think

01:25:31.770 --> 01:25:33.329
you could do it the lazy way and that's just

01:25:33.329 --> 01:25:37.130
to take the same stuff and then do it again But

01:25:37.130 --> 01:25:39.029
really, the best way to do that is to take a

01:25:39.029 --> 01:25:41.750
subset of that, something that... There he is.

01:25:41.750 --> 01:25:43.989
There's Brandon Tierney and here's Sid Rosenberg

01:25:43.989 --> 01:25:47.890
on AI. AI doesn't scare me at all because they

01:25:47.890 --> 01:25:50.930
can copy my voice. They can copy my beautiful

01:25:50.930 --> 01:25:55.189
face. But AI is a computer. And what a computer

01:25:55.189 --> 01:26:00.789
doesn't have is soul. I've got soul. So, for

01:26:00.789 --> 01:26:05.329
example, tomorrow, July the 1st... will be six

01:26:05.329 --> 01:26:08.270
years to the day that my father passed away.

01:26:08.590 --> 01:26:13.689
He died July 1st, 2020. He was my best friend.

01:26:14.970 --> 01:26:17.449
So when I got on the air tomorrow morning, I

01:26:17.449 --> 01:26:20.170
may be talking about President Trump. I'll be

01:26:20.170 --> 01:26:21.970
talking about a whole other variety of issues.

01:26:22.850 --> 01:26:25.289
He doesn't view Trump as an issue, though. You

01:26:25.289 --> 01:26:27.170
can bet your ass that tomorrow, more than once,

01:26:27.210 --> 01:26:30.319
I'll be talking about... My dad. I feel that.

01:26:30.359 --> 01:26:32.000
And that's why I've always related to him is

01:26:32.000 --> 01:26:35.100
he does real radio. Even if I don't always agree,

01:26:35.340 --> 01:26:39.479
which is okay to not always agree. Mm -hmm. Happy

01:26:39.479 --> 01:26:48.500
hour. Happy hour. It's time for happy morning.

01:26:53.300 --> 01:26:55.619
RyanHockeyRadio .com. Happy hour will be right

01:26:55.619 --> 01:27:04.539
back. You probably had Taco Bell before. Women

01:27:04.539 --> 01:27:06.819
need to be affectionate, and you can see that

01:27:06.819 --> 01:27:10.359
with Barack and Michelle as well. They do a lot

01:27:10.359 --> 01:27:13.979
of touching, kissing, even fisting. Yeah, look,

01:27:14.079 --> 01:27:18.560
and we'll call it a day. The semen was so big,

01:27:18.680 --> 01:27:21.279
it's not lacking any meat. And that's what real

01:27:21.279 --> 01:27:26.609
women need. That's it, buses. Stop cussing. And

01:27:26.609 --> 01:27:29.210
it looks like you went and got a b***h job. Not

01:27:29.210 --> 01:27:31.409
on the iPad screen, whatever the case might be,

01:27:31.470 --> 01:27:33.189
in your hand, in a sock, you know, whatever.

01:27:33.710 --> 01:27:36.229
Like, thank you. But also, I would love to be

01:27:36.229 --> 01:27:39.630
getting railed, but... As a reminder, if you

01:27:39.630 --> 01:27:41.569
don't feel like listening to this next song,

01:27:41.789 --> 01:27:44.350
you can skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy

01:27:44.350 --> 01:27:46.949
Hour takes pride in his selection, so stick around,

01:27:47.069 --> 01:27:49.590
folks. Oh, yeah, let me press this button right

01:27:49.590 --> 01:27:53.569
here. Don't worry, Fresno, Hoppy Hour will be

01:27:53.569 --> 01:28:27.840
right back. She's pretty in the face, so sexy

01:28:27.840 --> 01:28:29.699
in the waist And I'm really tryna get down to

01:28:29.699 --> 01:28:31.939
it Got me on somethin' else, cause she feelin'

01:28:31.939 --> 01:28:33.779
herself And she tellin' me she really wanna do

01:28:33.779 --> 01:28:43.449
this I'm trying to give it to you. She's dangerous.

01:28:43.810 --> 01:28:46.869
Like a fire tool match, she's burning up. I ain't

01:28:46.869 --> 01:28:50.289
no amateur. Baby, I hope you got stamina. Because

01:28:50.289 --> 01:28:53.949
I can be a fitness coach. And I work for free.

01:28:54.390 --> 01:28:57.630
I know how far we can go. Six, six, six, six.

01:28:57.989 --> 01:29:02.390
Damn. Look at shorty. Look at shorty. So good.

01:29:03.930 --> 01:29:07.850
That's the way I like it, baby. Damn. Damn. Look

01:29:07.850 --> 01:29:18.869
at shorty. Look at shorty. So good. 10, 5, 6,

01:29:18.970 --> 01:29:26.989
5, 6, 5, 6, 5, 6, 5, 6, 5, 6, 5, 6, 5, 6, 5,

01:29:27.130 --> 01:29:49.409
6, She won't spin it, damn, I think she needs

01:29:49.409 --> 01:29:52.970
it Damn, I think she won't spin it, baby, be

01:29:52.970 --> 01:29:57.930
easy Damn, look at your body, look at her She's

01:29:57.930 --> 01:30:03.850
so good, so hot, baby, like this Damn, look at

01:30:03.850 --> 01:30:07.310
your body, look at her She's so good, so hot,

01:30:07.510 --> 01:30:13.329
baby, like this Five plus five, five times two,

01:30:13.390 --> 01:30:18.989
ten Five plus five, five Two teams. Girl, what's

01:30:18.989 --> 01:30:22.529
your strategy? I'm not your masterpiece. Come

01:30:22.529 --> 01:30:26.850
get this reality. You need my therapy. Baby girl,

01:30:26.909 --> 01:30:28.750
what's next? Let's talk about sex. Do you have

01:30:28.750 --> 01:30:31.069
a special thing you do? You ain't got to hold

01:30:31.069 --> 01:30:33.069
back. When we get up in the sack, I'm going to

01:30:33.069 --> 01:30:35.729
satisfy you. It's late in the night, and I'm

01:30:35.729 --> 01:30:37.810
trying to get it right. Do you feel the same

01:30:37.810 --> 01:30:41.510
way? I'm so into the way you move. I'm trying

01:30:41.510 --> 01:30:44.090
to give it to you. You're hazardous. When you

01:30:44.090 --> 01:30:47.170
jump in a ride, you can grab my clutch. If you're

01:30:47.170 --> 01:30:49.850
feeling that, girl, let's take it to the back.

01:30:50.149 --> 01:30:53.329
We don't have to leave the spot. Stay right in

01:30:53.329 --> 01:30:58.369
the parking lot. Then it all repeats. Oh, damn.

01:30:59.250 --> 01:31:05.130
Look at Shawty. She's so good. Just the way I

01:31:05.130 --> 01:32:00.779
like it, baby. Damn. Look at her. Yeah! blow

01:32:00.779 --> 01:32:04.060
the candles out blow the candles out blow the

01:32:04.060 --> 01:32:17.439
candles out Blow the candles out. Roll an all

01:32:17.439 --> 01:32:19.300
-white phantom out. I'ma kill him with the pants

01:32:19.300 --> 01:32:20.520
and the shirt and the shoes and the hat with

01:32:20.520 --> 01:32:21.739
the shades and the chain and the watch is the

01:32:21.739 --> 01:32:23.539
reason I be standing now. That's where I should

01:32:23.539 --> 01:32:25.439
spin that cake while I make the icing off the

01:32:25.439 --> 01:32:27.619
cake. It's good to be there, y 'all. Come on,

01:32:27.619 --> 01:33:41.899
everybody, let's celebrate. Just got my nails

01:33:41.899 --> 01:33:44.880
done, just got my hair done Just got this bad

01:33:44.880 --> 01:33:47.800
new Gucci bag matching Gucci pumps Shoes matching

01:33:47.800 --> 01:33:50.859
the belt, skirt matching the blouse Chain matching

01:33:50.859 --> 01:33:53.779
the rack, yeah, I'm doing my thing Got so many

01:33:53.779 --> 01:33:56.880
haters, why is so many hating? Sick like a mental

01:33:56.880 --> 01:33:59.239
patient, I floss like a dentist patient This

01:33:59.239 --> 01:34:01.500
shit testing my patience, sick as work in my

01:34:01.500 --> 01:34:06.819
neck Layin' on gator skin, blowin' trish in the

01:34:06.819 --> 01:34:11.880
winds, it's like, yeah Yeah, poppin' those tags,

01:34:12.000 --> 01:34:14.319
these diesels bustin' the tags on my whip When

01:34:14.319 --> 01:34:17.239
I'm flowin' hard to get a gon' man chop Models

01:34:17.239 --> 01:34:20.119
all around me, so I'm buyin' up the bomb I'm

01:34:20.119 --> 01:34:22.539
a hood star, and I'm partin' like a rock star

01:34:22.539 --> 01:34:25.460
Yeah, I'm better on lean, my picture game meanin'

01:34:25.460 --> 01:34:27.960
You can't upgrade me, mommy, I'm the guap, like

01:34:27.960 --> 01:34:43.659
teen, like teen That's what we say around here

01:34:43.659 --> 01:34:49.319
I dream with the fresh gear Coxnay skin but 50

01:34:49.319 --> 01:34:53.319
hat Old school world and now I'm on flats Hit

01:34:53.319 --> 01:34:55.680
the liquor store, mix the whammy with the dope

01:34:55.680 --> 01:34:58.680
Rollin' on the 94, look at what I'm sexy Oh,

01:34:58.939 --> 01:35:06.289
I'm fallin' real I do it like my birthday, I

01:35:06.289 --> 01:35:09.170
do it like it hurts Watchin' these bands, just

01:35:09.170 --> 01:35:12.409
do it in the worst way I'm a winner, mama, I

01:35:12.409 --> 01:35:15.210
am in the first place Catch me on the dance floor,

01:35:15.229 --> 01:35:18.409
throwin' at my birthplace I'm a animal, I woke

01:35:18.409 --> 01:35:21.170
up on a Monday And subsequently, I ain't gonna

01:35:21.170 --> 01:35:24.409
sleep till it was Thursday Kiss a shot of Petron

01:35:24.409 --> 01:35:27.550
and blow a birthday Get up with a G, take a home

01:35:27.550 --> 01:35:50.960
on Thursday The hour will be right back. Oh,

01:35:51.100 --> 01:35:54.880
yeah. Let's go through all the sponsors right

01:35:54.880 --> 01:35:58.579
now. I never get freaking podcasts that begin

01:35:58.579 --> 01:36:01.699
their show with like seven live reads or sponsors.

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I'm like, who's listening to that? If I were

01:36:06.939 --> 01:36:11.739
that sponsor, I'd be pissed off. But what do

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Hour and keep this party going and going. But

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let's hear from Hammerin' Hank, which you can

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hear on the Hammerin' Hank show with Henry Oaks

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H -A -M -M -E -R -I -N Hank show and check it

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out on his podcast feed. People with autism are

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often treated like they are different. Believe

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me. Hi, this is Henry Oaks, but my buddies may

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have known me as Hammer Hank. I was labeled as

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slow when I started school. Come to find out

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at the age of 12, the doctors decided I was autistic.

01:39:02.359 --> 01:39:05.460
Now at the age of 48, I have completed an associate's

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degree in radio broadcasting and worked in the

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San Francisco Bay Area as an on -air personality.

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So yes, I am different. People with autism have

01:39:13.680 --> 01:39:17.220
no needs no different than you. Laugh, laugh,

01:39:17.319 --> 01:39:21.260
love. to gain education and join the workforce.

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I did it, and so can anyone else of autism. So

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when you meet someone with autism, don't feel

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sorry for them, work with them. Find out for

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yourself that autism isn't a disease, it's a

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condition. To find out more about autism, please

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visit AutismSpeaks .org. Autism Speaks, it's

01:39:41.859 --> 01:40:06.079
time to listen. Let's do it, man. G -H -I, got

01:40:06.079 --> 01:40:10.439
a new sound. Making all the hoes get down. They

01:40:10.439 --> 01:40:13.520
the big man, make it change swang. Pimps and

01:40:13.520 --> 01:40:16.399
the players gonna do the damn thing. Coming in

01:40:16.399 --> 01:40:19.600
the club, taking over streets. Taking over man

01:40:19.600 --> 01:40:22.500
with the broke down beats. Got them on charge,

01:40:22.680 --> 01:40:25.800
got them on lock. Everywhere we go, guaranteed

01:40:25.800 --> 01:40:28.640
to blow the spot. Messages to them haters, trying

01:40:28.640 --> 01:40:55.370
to say them gators. Well, it's gone bad. We'll

01:40:55.370 --> 01:41:05.460
be right back. Hey you, hey shawty, let me see

01:41:05.460 --> 01:41:13.199
you get loose. Hey, let's get it. I'm a strong

01:41:13.199 --> 01:41:16.119
with a mean lean. When I'm guilty, then I'm representing

01:41:16.119 --> 01:41:19.140
my own team. Super ugly with a stack of money,

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it's a gator king. By the bar, I commit to pimpin',

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it's a gator thing. Y 'all don't know how we

01:41:23.619 --> 01:41:26.699
do it, yo. Gator, gator wars, rim, we're spinning.

01:41:26.899 --> 01:41:29.100
And I ain't even driving, I'm just parking lot

01:41:29.100 --> 01:41:31.739
pimpin'. Slide open the glove, and the man is

01:41:31.739 --> 01:41:35.239
in the So fresh, so clean, much like an MLF And

01:41:35.239 --> 01:41:38.619
what it is, what it do, what it do Come on, shout

01:41:38.619 --> 01:41:41.640
it, let me see you get loose If you bought it,

01:41:41.659 --> 01:41:44.560
you can get some great goo And VIP, I'm putting

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my hands on you We got the remix, we got the

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flow We got them getting down on the floor We

01:41:52.199 --> 01:41:54.739
got the groove, groove, groove, groove, groove,

01:41:54.739 --> 01:42:12.119
groove Don't be putting no chasers in my drink.

01:42:12.819 --> 01:42:17.140
I want two hot liggas, pal. Smoke, drank, smoke,

01:42:17.359 --> 01:42:22.279
drank. Smoke, drank, smoke, drank. All on the

01:42:22.279 --> 01:42:25.500
earth. I don't need courage. Speech all slurred.

01:42:25.760 --> 01:42:28.539
Nothing in my cup. Shit, it's all good. Y 'all

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hiding the motherfucking. I can't walk, I, I,

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I, I can't talk, broken from the day to the dawn,

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people all for square, but my goons don't pee,

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this drink's on you, all eyes on me, and niggas

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Hello again. It's your favorite San Francisco

01:44:48.359 --> 01:44:52.079
DJ, Hammer and Hank. I may look normal, but the

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truth is, I have a condition known as autism.

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That's right, it's a condition, not a disease.

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That is, autism can strike anyone, regardless

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of who they are. People with autism normally

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have difficulties in verbal and nonverbal communication

01:45:06.079 --> 01:45:09.439
skills, social interactions, and leisure activities.

01:45:09.880 --> 01:45:12.659
In a recent study, people with autism are less

01:45:12.659 --> 01:45:16.829
likely to have a job and more. homeless. I beat

01:45:16.829 --> 01:45:19.250
the odds by having loving friends and family,

01:45:19.350 --> 01:45:22.550
having a college education. I have even worked

01:45:22.550 --> 01:45:24.810
in the San Francisco Bay Area as an honorary

01:45:24.810 --> 01:45:27.289
personality for many years. Always remember that

01:45:27.289 --> 01:45:29.390
people with autism want the same things as you

01:45:29.390 --> 01:45:32.149
to be happy and successful. To find out more

01:45:32.149 --> 01:45:34.909
about autism, please contact your local mental

01:45:34.909 --> 01:45:38.609
health center or visit autismspeech .org. This

01:45:38.609 --> 01:45:40.649
is Cameron Hanks and I appreciate your kindness.

01:45:44.510 --> 01:45:47.649
Drizzy baby, you already know what it is This

01:45:47.649 --> 01:45:48.930
is the first time I'm high, this is the first

01:45:48.930 --> 01:45:51.329
time I smoke in like three months I'm sorry mama,

01:45:51.369 --> 01:45:56.409
I had to do it to him 40, I see you Oh, I see

01:45:56.409 --> 01:46:00.930
you homie I stayed late tonight, right? You know

01:46:00.930 --> 01:46:05.869
what happened when I stayed late Yeah, boy wonder

01:46:05.869 --> 01:46:15.340
I swear it's like this every single time I'm

01:46:15.340 --> 01:46:17.840
a hard guy to get along with, get on the zone

01:46:17.840 --> 01:46:19.960
With when shit be going right, well I just flip

01:46:19.960 --> 01:46:22.880
into the wrong shit Until I belong to the artist

01:46:22.880 --> 01:46:25.260
I put up with Don't ever ask for nothing cause

01:46:25.260 --> 01:46:27.659
them niggas got their own shit. Me and we feel

01:46:27.659 --> 01:46:30.020
like a mouth full of hot peppers. Black Ferrari

01:46:30.020 --> 01:46:32.359
with the red seats. I call it playing checkers.

01:46:32.380 --> 01:46:35.000
I'm never doing versus. I'm forever giving lectures.

01:46:35.140 --> 01:46:37.140
If you're trying to meet with money, I'd be happy

01:46:37.140 --> 01:46:39.979
to connect ya. Life is better than it's ever

01:46:39.979 --> 01:46:42.460
been. Scheduling million dollar meetings with

01:46:42.460 --> 01:46:44.939
the president. Someone cut the lights on. Where

01:46:44.939 --> 01:46:48.159
is Thomas Edison? Got a new condo. Watch me as

01:46:48.159 --> 01:46:51.579
I settle in. I deserve an MTV show for me and

01:46:51.579 --> 01:46:54.289
my people. And if You tryna zone, I got a whole

01:46:54.289 --> 01:46:56.890
swish of sweet food Rappers all liars and they

01:46:56.890 --> 01:46:59.550
women all deceitful Added to they subtract me,

01:46:59.609 --> 01:47:02.430
I'll never be your equal Last place Drizzy is

01:47:02.430 --> 01:47:04.909
the nigga in the lead now Weezy told me just

01:47:04.909 --> 01:47:07.250
write every single thing you need down Then he

01:47:07.250 --> 01:47:10.010
got it for me and I'm happy as can be now Bout

01:47:10.010 --> 01:47:12.449
to start ballin' like I'm comin' off a rebound

01:47:12.449 --> 01:47:15.449
Yeah, and I should have the most braggin' rights

01:47:15.449 --> 01:47:18.289
Because a nigga's spit cracked, baggin' tight

01:47:18.289 --> 01:47:20.430
Hate when rappers say they tryin' to get their

01:47:20.430 --> 01:47:23.189
swagger right Outta came with more fire than

01:47:23.189 --> 01:47:26.130
a dragon fight You pussy ass hater, you should

01:47:26.130 --> 01:47:28.250
do you You ain't heard of me, then you should

01:47:28.250 --> 01:47:30.970
go and get a blues clue Oops, I mean a red clue,

01:47:31.109 --> 01:47:34.310
Wayne's here too Betty felt that like the end

01:47:34.310 --> 01:47:37.310
of a pool cue But I ain't bangin', I ain't wavin'

01:47:37.329 --> 01:47:40.770
no flag I'm ATF, but they ain't seein' no badge

01:47:40.770 --> 01:47:43.170
It's heartbreak, Drake, I hate to see him so

01:47:43.170 --> 01:47:45.979
sad Out the sun, Drake See a little me in your

01:47:45.979 --> 01:47:48.500
dad I'm the same yellow boy that used to play

01:47:48.500 --> 01:47:50.699
up on the grass Seeking pocket twenty thousand

01:47:50.699 --> 01:47:53.739
to be anywhere they ask me Cash like Johnny,

01:47:53.859 --> 01:47:56.760
banks like Ashley Burning like a camel light,

01:47:56.819 --> 01:48:00.359
stupid hoe ask me But don't ask me shit about

01:48:00.359 --> 01:48:03.159
me And know the game really ain't shit without

01:48:03.159 --> 01:48:06.119
me She might have to pay me but I dick her down

01:48:06.119 --> 01:48:08.359
free Wanna know if it's the truth then pull the

01:48:08.359 --> 01:48:24.739
zipper down to see Down to see I'ma bring that

01:48:24.739 --> 01:48:27.100
barrel to them bitches' eyeliners And what I

01:48:27.100 --> 01:48:30.000
make up would fuck up your skin I pick the buck

01:48:30.000 --> 01:48:32.560
up and buck buck, then buck buck again I would

01:48:32.560 --> 01:48:34.920
buck fuck your friend, then suck up her twin

01:48:34.920 --> 01:48:37.560
I put the buck up to him, then buck buck and

01:48:37.560 --> 01:48:40.760
buck buck and buck buck again Suck nut, you don't

01:48:40.760 --> 01:48:43.880
fuck your unlovin' kin Now don't rub it in like

01:48:43.880 --> 01:48:47.760
Uberderm on a new tattoo I had to kick my princess

01:48:47.760 --> 01:48:51.409
up out my casso Dad who never had that Always

01:48:51.409 --> 01:48:53.810
had a black tooth, even when I was at school

01:48:53.810 --> 01:48:56.090
Cause bullies aren't bulletproof, red's called

01:48:56.090 --> 01:48:58.630
hoodie too Probably ain't as good as you, stupid

01:48:58.630 --> 01:49:00.970
motherfucker The only thing in the hood is you

01:49:00.970 --> 01:49:03.310
I do everything good as you know, I do everything

01:49:03.310 --> 01:49:06.329
better I get paid for every letter, A, B, C,

01:49:06.390 --> 01:49:10.189
etc Fetch a bone, like a dog, motherfucker I

01:49:10.189 --> 01:49:13.170
am gone for your neck, intersect, intercept Bring

01:49:13.170 --> 01:49:16.069
it back, like work in the trunk And my exit coming

01:49:16.069 --> 01:49:19.930
up, yeah, I am headed to the butt, like Again,

01:49:19.949 --> 01:49:23.210
might fly to L .A. and just fuck her in Nah,

01:49:23.210 --> 01:49:26.510
fuck her in, let's get bucks again And fucking

01:49:26.510 --> 01:49:30.310
spend them bucks and then just fuck her in If

01:49:30.310 --> 01:49:33.130
I could, I'ma do it, I did it Got my city on

01:49:33.130 --> 01:49:35.369
my feet, it bout to pop out Let's get it, let's

01:49:35.369 --> 01:49:37.770
get it, motherfucker With your weight on, it

01:49:37.770 --> 01:50:00.779
is about a minute I'm too busy to play father

01:50:00.779 --> 01:50:02.819
and when it comes to that game I'm too willing

01:50:02.819 --> 01:50:06.840
to play harder so harder I do there he They check

01:50:06.840 --> 01:50:11.680
MVP when I shoot a free throw CEO, that's what

01:50:11.680 --> 01:50:14.020
they do The haters on their face and in their

01:50:14.020 --> 01:50:17.859
ass is a shoe Faster than you, badder than you,

01:50:18.000 --> 01:50:21.699
radder than you, etc I told you I get paid by

01:50:21.699 --> 01:50:26.039
the letter like A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J,

01:50:26.079 --> 01:50:32.119
K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V W, X, Y, Z,

01:50:32.159 --> 01:50:36.960
C, T, Y, S, E, R, X, M, N, G, Z, both on detox

01:50:36.960 --> 01:50:39.960
that was just a footnote how long can he could

01:50:39.960 --> 01:50:42.819
go wondering when he stop bitch when the beat

01:50:42.819 --> 01:50:46.399
stop so i'ma keep rockin to the sheet rock bend

01:50:46.399 --> 01:51:12.680
in the heat i send burnt skin the end Outro Music

01:51:32.960 --> 01:52:29.159
Thank you. We'll be right back. Like clockwork

01:52:29.159 --> 01:52:31.460
to a show Now it's time to face the silence Like

01:52:31.460 --> 01:52:34.659
the TV on snow Riot Hoppy held the mic With humor

01:52:34.659 --> 01:52:37.399
so divine The void left in our hearts Wider than

01:52:37.399 --> 01:52:46.180
a canyon line Line Empty speakers silenced I've

01:52:46.180 --> 01:52:48.659
become into an end Like a rollercoaster stopping

01:52:48.659 --> 01:52:51.479
Round the river's bend Hoppy's jokes and jabs

01:52:51.479 --> 01:52:54.060
He's our daily grind Now silence flowers And

01:52:54.060 --> 01:52:57.020
the thoughts we can't rewind So the Hoppy Hour

01:52:57.020 --> 01:53:03.720
is coming Laughter and joy, dissolving in the

01:53:03.720 --> 01:53:06.340
air, but we'll keep the rhythm Oh, life's just

01:53:06.340 --> 01:53:09.600
so unfair, happy hour, it's coming to a close

01:53:09.600 --> 01:53:12.880
Radio waves, we are like a lost rose Laughter

01:53:12.880 --> 01:53:15.779
and joy, dissolving in the air, but we'll keep

01:53:15.779 --> 01:53:20.199
the rhythm Oh, life's just so unfair Happy hour,

01:53:20.300 --> 01:53:38.550
happy hour I like that. He's gone. He probably

01:53:38.550 --> 01:53:41.850
had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,

01:53:42.189 --> 01:53:47.029
all I smell is poop. I'll get you a Lula, and

01:53:47.029 --> 01:53:51.710
we'll call it a day. Poppy Hour is now over.

01:53:55.729 --> 01:54:15.579
Poppy Hour is now over. Game over. This concludes

01:54:15.579 --> 01:54:20.220
our broadcast day. Good night and God bless America.

01:54:22.220 --> 01:54:23.779
Door is closing.