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Season 1

Episode 19: You Can't Get Cum From a Stone

Episode 19: You Can't Get Cum From a Stone

Dec. 11, 2019

This week's sexy monster climbs off the side of a building and into your hearts.

Episode 18: Fill Me With Your Nut

Episode 18: Fill Me With Your Nut

Dec. 6, 2019

M&M erotica? M&M erotica.

Episode 17: Please DO Tap on the Glass

Episode 17: Please DO Tap on the Glass

Nov. 22, 2019

We read a bit of Supernatural fan fic, but everything that happens is VERY natural.

Episode 16: Captured by Orcs

Episode 16: Captured by Orcs

Nov. 12, 2019

We have a surprisingly good time at Orc Burning Man.

Episode 15: Fear Boner Fest 2019

Episode 15: Fear Boner Fest 2019

Oct. 31, 2019

It's Fear Boner Fest and we have some franchisey treats and delights for you to scare your pants off!

Episode 14: Werewolf Surprise!

Episode 14: Werewolf Surprise!

Oct. 23, 2019

Put your transformation pants on and then rip em off! The moon is full and we've got a surprise for you!

Episode 13: Sasquatch Gang Bang

Episode 13: Sasquatch Gang Bang

Oct. 15, 2019

How much more information could you possibly need?

Episode 12: Yeen Queen 2: SECRET BONERS

Episode 12: Yeen Queen 2: SECRET BONERS

Sept. 24, 2019

Boy smells, fatty ballsacks and a dick that can roll up like a sleeve! This episode has EVERYTHING.

Episode 11: Yeen Queen: Part ONE

Episode 11: Yeen Queen: Part ONE

Sept. 16, 2019

A Heavy Metal God succumbs to an ancient curse, and transforms into something horrifying . . . ly sexy!

Episode 10: Snakelady Sexes Her Sandwich

Episode 10: Snakelady Sexes Her Sandwich

Sept. 3, 2019

A snakewoman toys with a trembling man and we do a google search that actually leaves us speechless.

Episode 9: Date with the Devil

Episode 9: Date with the Devil

Aug. 27, 2019

Guess how many dicks Satan has?! GUESS!

Episode 8: Santa vs. The Tentacle Monster II: The ReCummening

Episode 8: Santa vs. The Tentacle Monster II: The ReCummening

Aug. 19, 2019

Follow a trail of breadcums up to the North Pole where Sarah's brain breaks, we stumble upon a bunch of John Carpenter references, and Josh finally gives his stamp of approval.

Episode 7: Yelp Review Mini Episode

Episode 7: Yelp Review Mini Episode

Aug. 15, 2019

We take you on a tour of Earl's Goldmine, Beach Girl's, Wet, and more in what was supposed to be a mini episode but came out MEGA.

Episode 6: Sex Droid Performance Review

Episode 6: Sex Droid Performance Review

Aug. 8, 2019

We do a fun quick read and then share some helpful Yelp reviews from gentleman's clubs around the country!

Episode 5: Stranded on Planet Perv

Episode 5: Stranded on Planet Perv

Aug. 1, 2019

Sarah and Josh read the story of a bland couple having shockingly bland sex . . . . in SPACE?

Episode 4: Santa vs. The Tentacle Monster! Part I

Episode 4: Santa vs. The Tentacle Monster! Part I

July 25, 2019

Sarah, Josh and comedian Meghan O'Malley head to the North Pole to learn about Santa's swingin lifestyle. This episode includes explicit content, so wear headphones. This is just for you!

Episode 3: We Go to Cockmic Con

Episode 3: We Go to Cockmic Con

July 15, 2019

In this episode: Greg is back and we read a good one!

Episode 2: Beets, Bears, Bad Writing

Episode 2: Beets, Bears, Bad Writing

July 9, 2019

This week Josh and Sarah are joined by a friend to read some sitcom-based erotica and then we get turtle genitalia very very wrong. Follow Sarah and Josh on Twitter: @snowak @JoshTheMayorWon @NationalScandal

Episode 0101: Episode 1: Don't Drink That

Episode 0101: Episode 1: Don't Drink That

June 28, 2019

Sarah and comedian Josh Krebs read 2 tales from the fringe and learn to not drink whatever someone gives you.