Mike Dell’s World #109 – Mike Dell's World

Podcast about winter: Also some jokes below for those reading this on the website :)



















(I know, oldies... but Goodies!)



















Are you aware that Jeff Foxworthy is now picking on Michigan ? Read



on.



















If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through



18 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food



will swim by, you might live in Michigan.







If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights



each year because Pellston is the coldest spot in the nation, you



might live in Michigan .







If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March,



you might live in Michigan .







If you instinctively walk like a penguin for five months out of the



year, you might live in Michigan.







If someone in a store offers you assistance and they don't work



there, you might live in Michigan.







If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of



his forehead, you might live in Michigan.







If you have worn shorts and a coat at the same time, you might live



in Michigan .







If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might



live in Michigan.







If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who



dialed a wrong number, you might live in Michigan.







You know you're a true MICHIGANIAN/MICHIGANDER when:



1. "Vacation" means going up north on I-75.







2. You measure distance in hours.







3. You know several people who have hit a deer more than once.







4. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.







5. You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a



raging blizzard wthout flinching.







6. You see people wearing camouflage at social events (including



weddings).







7. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave



both unlocked.







8. You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows



how to use them.







9. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.







10.Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled



with snow.







11.You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and



road construction.