Nov. 6, 2023
Beagles Rule! – MDW393
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Just a couple of Beagle Rules memes read out.
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Good morning, good evening,
good afternoon, whatever the case may be.
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This is Mike, and this is Mike Dell's,
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world number 3 93.
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Okay, there we go. Turned off
the goofiness. Hey. Hey. Got uh,
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a little something i, I saw online
that I thought was pretty funny,
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so I'm just gonna read it to you, uh,
since I have a couple of beagles here.
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Uh, so there's the 10 beagle house rules.
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One, the dog is not allowed in
the house. Number two. Okay.
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The dog is allowed in the house,
but only in certain rooms. Three.
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Okay. The dog is allowed in all of the
rooms, but must stay off the furniture.
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Four. The dog can only
get on the old chair.
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Five. Fine. The dog's
allowed on all the furniture,
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but is not allowed to sleep
on the bed with the humans.
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Six. Okay. The dog is allowed on
the bed, but only by invitation
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seven. The dog can sleep on
the bed whenever he wants,
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but not under the covers. Eight.
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The dog can sleep under the
covers by invitation only nine.
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The dog can sleep under
the covers every night. 10.
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Humans must seek permission to
sleep under the covers with the dog.
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Yeah, that's, uh, that's one
version of the Beagle House rules,
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but I've seen, uh, some other,
uh, ones that were pretty funny.
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So let me find, there we go.
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There's one more here. And
these are the fridge rules.
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Okay. And that's according
to the beagle. If you drop,
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if you drop at the three second
rule applies. If I can reach it,
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it was meant for me. If it's edible,
I'm pretty sure I'll like it.
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If it's cheddar cheese,
I know I'll like it.
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If I've never had it before, I'd
like to try it. If you don't want,
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it seems silly to waste
it. If it's outta date,
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it just adds to the flavor.
If it's still wrapped,
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that's extra roughage.
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If I look lovingly at
you, I deserve a treat.
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If you have pork
sausages, I can do tricks.
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If I can open the fridge door, I'm
clever if you leave the fridge door open.
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Thanks. Anyway. All right. That's a a,
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a wasted couple of minutes there
that, uh, you'll never get back,
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but I appreciate you
listening and we will, uh,
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be back tomorrow with another
episode for Na Pod Pomo.
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Catch me later.
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good afternoon, whatever the case may be.
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This is Mike, and this is Mike Dell's,
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00:00:07,815 --> 00:00:10,445
world number 3 93.
4
00:00:13,215 --> 00:00:17,025
Okay, there we go. Turned off
the goofiness. Hey. Hey. Got uh,
5
00:00:17,305 --> 00:00:20,625
a little something i, I saw online
that I thought was pretty funny,
6
00:00:20,685 --> 00:00:25,305
so I'm just gonna read it to you, uh,
since I have a couple of beagles here.
7
00:00:25,725 --> 00:00:29,265
Uh, so there's the 10 beagle house rules.
8
00:00:30,645 --> 00:00:35,245
One, the dog is not allowed in
the house. Number two. Okay.
9
00:00:35,245 --> 00:00:39,325
The dog is allowed in the house,
but only in certain rooms. Three.
10
00:00:40,235 --> 00:00:44,645
Okay. The dog is allowed in all of the
rooms, but must stay off the furniture.
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00:00:45,555 --> 00:00:48,885
Four. The dog can only
get on the old chair.
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00:00:50,295 --> 00:00:53,665
Five. Fine. The dog's
allowed on all the furniture,
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00:00:54,165 --> 00:00:57,385
but is not allowed to sleep
on the bed with the humans.
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Six. Okay. The dog is allowed on
the bed, but only by invitation
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seven. The dog can sleep on
the bed whenever he wants,
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but not under the covers. Eight.
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The dog can sleep under the
covers by invitation only nine.
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The dog can sleep under
the covers every night. 10.
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Humans must seek permission to
sleep under the covers with the dog.
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00:01:26,285 --> 00:01:30,695
Yeah, that's, uh, that's one
version of the Beagle House rules,
21
00:01:31,635 --> 00:01:36,335
but I've seen, uh, some other,
uh, ones that were pretty funny.
22
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So let me find, there we go.
23
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There's one more here. And
these are the fridge rules.
24
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Okay. And that's according
to the beagle. If you drop,
25
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if you drop at the three second
rule applies. If I can reach it,
26
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it was meant for me. If it's edible,
I'm pretty sure I'll like it.
27
00:02:00,415 --> 00:02:02,355
If it's cheddar cheese,
I know I'll like it.
28
00:02:04,345 --> 00:02:08,785
If I've never had it before, I'd
like to try it. If you don't want,
29
00:02:08,785 --> 00:02:13,195
it seems silly to waste
it. If it's outta date,
30
00:02:13,295 --> 00:02:16,815
it just adds to the flavor.
If it's still wrapped,
31
00:02:17,155 --> 00:02:18,935
that's extra roughage.
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00:02:20,665 --> 00:02:23,165
If I look lovingly at
you, I deserve a treat.
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00:02:25,315 --> 00:02:28,655
If you have pork
sausages, I can do tricks.
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If I can open the fridge door, I'm
clever if you leave the fridge door open.
35
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Thanks. Anyway. All right. That's a a,
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a wasted couple of minutes there
that, uh, you'll never get back,
37
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but I appreciate you
listening and we will, uh,
38
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be back tomorrow with another
episode for Na Pod Pomo.
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Catch me later.