Dec. 28, 2025

The Unravelling Mind: A Deep Dive into 'If I Had Legs I'd Kick You'

The Unravelling Mind: A Deep Dive into 'If I Had Legs I'd Kick You'

In this episode of *Movies First*, Chris and Jessica embark on a gripping exploration of the psychological thriller *If I Had Legs I'd Kick You*, a film that authentically portrays the harrowing journey of a mother's mental breakdown. They delve into Rose Brian's mesmerizing performance as Linda, a therapist whose life unravels amidst the chaos of her daughter's mysterious illness. The hosts discuss the film's striking opening scenes, where extreme close-ups capture Linda's emotional disintegration, and the symbolism of her apartment's roof caving in, mirroring her crumbling reality.

Listeners will be engaged as Chris and Jessica dissect the layers of isolation that Linda faces, including her husband's absence due to naval duty and the anxiety-inducing environment of a sketchy motel. They highlight the character of James, played by A$AP Rocky, whose presence introduces a moral ambiguity that challenges Linda's ethical boundaries in her desperate quest for help.

The episode further examines the dynamic between Linda and her therapist, played by Conan O'Brien, whose awkwardness adds a unique layer to the narrative, reflecting the complexities of seeking help. The parallel storyline with Linda's patient, Caroline, offers a poignant exploration of maternal mental health, showcasing two sides of a similar struggle.

Chris and Jessica appreciate how the film uses the motel setting as a metaphor for Linda's unstable mental state, creating an atmosphere where reality and perception blur. They emphasize that *If I Had Legs I'd Kick You* avoids sensationalizing mental illness while still depicting its profound effects, challenging viewers to confront their own assumptions about mental health and professional competence.

With a score of 8 out of 10, this episode invites listeners to reflect on the unsettling yet meaningful themes of parenthood and mental health, making *If I Had Legs I'd Kick You* a powerful and unforgettable cinematic experience.
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Chris: Mental illness in film often gets

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sensationalized. But what happens when a

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psychological thriller actually captures the

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raw, messy reality of a mother's

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psychological breakdown? That's exactly

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what we're exploring today.

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Jessica: You know, I was completely captivated by Rose

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Byrne's performance in this film. The way

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they shot those opening scenes with those

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extreme close ups, you could practically see

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her character Linda unraveling in real time.

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Chris: Well, that's what makes this so fascinating.

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Here's a therapist who should theoretically

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have all the tools to cope, but her life is

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literally and figuratively falling

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apart. The symbolism of her apartment's

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roof caving in feels almost too perfect.

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Jessica: Hmm. Um, and the way they handle her

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daughter's mysterious illness is particularly

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haunting. I mean, watching your child refuse

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to eat to the point of needing a feeding

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tube, that's every parent's nightmare.

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Chris: You know what's really interesting about this

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film? The way it builds these layers of

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isolation. Her husband's away on naval

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duty. They're forced into this sketchy motel.

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And even simple things like parking her car

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become these anxiety inducing confrontations.

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Jessica: Speaking of the motel, that whole dynamic

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with asap Rocky's character James

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adds this whole other dimension of moral

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ambiguity, doesn't it?

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Chris: Oh, exactly. Here's this healthcare

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professional being drawn into the dark web

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for drugs. It really shows how desperation

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can push someone past their normal ethical

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boundaries. And asap, Rocky brings this

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perfect mix of sympathy and wariness to the

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role.

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Jessica: Well, what struck me was how everyone around

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Linda is trying to decode her behavior, but

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they're all working with different pieces of

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the puzzle.

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Chris: That's. Well, that's what makes

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Conan o' Brien's casting as her therapist

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so brilliant. His natural

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awkwardness works perfectly for this

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clinically detached character who seems to be

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deliberately withholding the help Linda

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needs.

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Jessica: And the parallel storyline with her patient

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Caroline really amplifies the whole

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exploration of maternal mental health,

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doesn't it?

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Chris: Absolutely fascinating how they mirror each

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other's struggles. It's like watching two

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different versions of the same story playing

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out simultaneously. And you know what's

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really clever? The way the motel setting

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becomes this perfect metaphor for Linda's

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mental state. Temporary, unstable,

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increasingly chaotic.

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Jessica: The film really excels at creating this

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atmosphere where you're never quite sure

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what's real and what's filtered through

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Linda's increasingly unreliable perspective.

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Chris: Um, that uncertainty is what drives the whole

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narrative. Every scene could either be

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exactly what it appears or completely

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distorted by her mental state. It's like

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watching someone trying to solve a puzzle

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while the pieces keep changing shape.

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Jessica: So what really elevates this above typical

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psychological thrillers is how it never

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sensationalizes mental illness, but also

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doesn't shy away from showing its real

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impact.

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Chris: That's the thing. It takes these universal

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themes about parenthood, professional

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identity and mental health and

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pushes them to their extreme limits while

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still maintaining this connection to reality

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that makes it all feel terrifyingly possible.

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It's not just Rose Byrne's best performance,

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it's a masterclass in psychological

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storytelling looking.

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Jessica: At the bigger picture. It really challenges

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our assumptions about mental health

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professionals, too, doesn't it? The idea that

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someone who helps others cope might be

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struggling so deeply themselves.

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Chris: And that's ultimately what makes this film so

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powerful. It forces us to confront

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our own preconceptions about mental health,

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motherhood and the facade of professional

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competence. Like you said earlier, it's not

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an easy watch, but it's certainly a

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meaningful one that stays with you long after

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it's over. Rated M, it scores an 8 out

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of 10.

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