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Season 1

Season 1, Episode 13 - Love Stinks!

Sept. 7, 2021

This week, the gang gets heartbroken! A fully grown man breaks up with Blossom and we’re supposed to be okay with this ever being a thing. We learn the perils of the chequing account, how best to soil your oats and how women…

Season 1, Episode 12 - Papa's Little Dividend

Aug. 31, 2021

This week, the gang dodges a bullet! Nick’s sexy choices come back to haunt him, and the Russos forget to practice their breathing techniques. We discuss the ethics of an oopsie, how to be a totally effective spy, and the eq…

Season 1, Episode 10 - Such a Night

Aug. 17, 2021

This week, the gang grows emotionally! It’s a good old fashioned bottle episode, so get ready for some quality character development. We learn how to pay our old-timey bills, navigate the anticipation and fear of being “old”…

Season 1, Episode 11 - School Daze

Aug. 17, 2021

This week, the gang and their mystery guest host go back in time! Blossom and Six reminisce about that one time Blossom was in private school...remember that time? We don’t either. We learn about the disciplinary practices o…

Season 1, Episode 9 - Tough Love

Aug. 10, 2021

This week, the gang drops the hammer! Nick tells Anthony that he needs to get a job or move out, and it goes about as well as expected. We experience the high-stakes world of songwriting and remember the glory days of 90’s j…

Season 1, Episode 8 - The Geek

Aug. 3, 2021

This week, the gang gets conflicted! Blossom is tricked into saying yes to a date with the school “geek” and there are SO many things to unpack. We learn why consent is key, the perks of a sushi bar in your glovebox, and we …

Season 1, Episode 7 - Thanks for the Memorex

July 27, 2021

This week, the gang gets nostalgic! Blossom tries to recreate the perfect family vacation and baby, it’s cold outside. Today we discuss the logistics of money planes, why you should never take shortcuts, and we get deep into…

Season 1, Episode 6 - I Ain’t Got No Buddy

July 20, 2021

This week, the gang gets territorial! Six makes a new friend, so obviously Blossom can never talk to her again. Today we learn how to write about women, we assign our Golden Girls, and reveal some very important information …

Season 1, Episode 5 - Sex, Lies, and Teen-agers

July 13, 2021

This week, the gang goes to a make-out party! Blossom and Six’s double date quickly escalates when they head over to Bad Girl Sheila Osterman’s shindig. We figure out the perfect time for microwave popcorn and why you don’t …

Season 1, Episode 4 - Who’s In Charge Here?

July 6, 2021

This week, the gang gets irresponsible! The Russo kids are left alone for a week and shenanigans, we’re shocked to learn, ensue. We learn the legalities of love-children vs. property ownership, how not to borrow a car, and w…

Season 1, Episode 3 - Dad’s Girlfriend

June 29, 2021

This week, the gang gets jealous! Nick Russo is dating a woman, and how very dare she? We learn surefire methods to getting a motorcycle, discuss why high school boys are the worst, and say goodbye to the smartest character …

Season 1, Episode 2 - My Sister’s Keeper

June 22, 2021

This week, the gang falls in love! Blossom snags the hottest boy in school, and the Russo boys are not here for it. We get a glimpse into Jenn’s sassy future, learn how to effectively “Dawson Creek” our crushes, and realize …

Season 1, Episode 0 - Fake Pilot

June 15, 2021

This week, the gang starts at the very beginning, with the lost Blossom pilot! Learn the origins of Blossom, our relationships to the show and other very important tidbits such as who are these imposter parents? Can rehab be…

Season 1

Season 1, Episode 1 - Blossom Blossoms

June 15, 2021

This week, the gang hits puberty! Blossom gets her period and boy, do we get a health lesson. In the official pilot, we meet the real Daddy Russo, find out the benefits of tampons, and learn about our changing bodies from B…