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Green Cows Don't Fly

Green Cows Don't Fly

Writers B. and Jon are writing a book. Well, actually, they're not. They've enlisted the help of a Special Friend who does it for them, because, why do the hard work if someone can do it for them? Just give the Special Friend some prompts and ideas, and voila, the chapters come flying in. Every week, they meet up in the Green Room Café to review the friend's latest instalment of what is a High Fantasy / Crime Noir mash-up. The results can often be baffling, and sometimes even scary, but mostly the chapters are just ... weird. So tune in for their weekly show, and listen as the story unfolds.

Recent Episodes

Season 2 Chapter 15. Do You Know Any Wagner?

Sept. 23, 2022

Captain Cartanno turns the ship / boat / galleon around and now the Questers must press on. They cross the Not So Scary Mountains by way of a secret tunnel only to encounter Bastardo Elves in the Forest of Lost Souls, where …

Season 2 Chapter 14. Turn The Boat Around

Sept. 16, 2022

Now with the quest back on track, there seems to be some confusion about exactly what chapter they are on. It's fourteen but it could be thirteen or maybe even fifteen. Confusion abounds. Brian delivers a perfectly tailored…

Season 2 Chapter 13. Something Fishy

Sept. 9, 2022

A shoal of mythical Jongrons approaches the boat. This fishy race may just hold the key to getting the quest back on the road. However, to move things forward Grandolf's superpowers are put to the test. This week's horoscope…

Season 2 Chapter 12. Booming Voices From Above

Sept. 2, 2022

The Questers are stuck on Fartopia but they now await a decision from the Booming Voices Above. If the Wangeroo they have thrown in the dice game is approved it could see them back on track once again. Brian gives another ho…

Season 2 Chapter 11. The Vortex

Aug. 26, 2022

The Quester's must play a deadly game of chance. Can they throw a Wangeroo? It's only ever been done once before. Kray Zell proves himself to be no Stephen Hawking and the galleon is being drawn ever closer to the centre of …

Season 2 Chapter 10 Nothing Is Ever Really Duty Free - Not Even Teddy Bears

Aug. 19, 2022

The Questers cast off on the high seas of Holographia sampling club lounge luxury and treats all the way. Problem is, they're heading to the wrong destination. Meanwhile, Brian's clearly got out of the wrong side of the bed …