Romancing the Stone (1984): Adventure-Comedy Classic

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Are you fed up to here with
this creak up my business? Yeah?

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Are are you miserable? Warm?
You lie to me? You said she

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was a city girl out of her
element. Just get her in the map

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and bring them back. What went
wrong? I'll tell you what went wrong.

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She's got a self, a partner, and like shooting holes and everything.

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A minimum price for taking a stranded
woman to a telephile it's four hundred

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dollars three hundred and seventy five.
And Travels Text had a deal. Michael

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Douglas, Kathleen Turner. There's nothing
you can say that'll make you go back

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into that hell hole. It's not
all right. I'll go back, but

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this time you're coming with me.
Romanting. The stove rated PG started Spiny

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Mark's thirtieth at a selected theater near
you, in a world where podcasts reigned

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supreme. Two friends dare to ask
Do You Even? Movie? Hosted by

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filmmaker Enrique Kuto and movie aficionado David
Denyer. Spoiler alert, Well, hello,

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my friends, and welcome back to
Do You Even? Movie? I'm

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your host, Enrique Cuto here with
my good buddy and co host double D

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Louis Denoyer, The Man the myth, the legend, and we're wrapping up

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Love Monk. We are indeed,
we've already made it through our force,

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and I'm gonna just say it.
I think we saved the best for last.

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That's saying something. I know it
is because I'm a huge fan of

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My Blood Valentine, but I fucking
love this movie a lot. Okay,

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well, I guess I'm I'm honestly
shocked that you would say that after we

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had done Stuck in Love, we
did My Bloody Valentine, Heathers Last Fathers.

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But yeah, there's something about Romancing
the Stone that it hits every level

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for me. And that's why I
was so excited to show it to you,

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because when you told me via text
message because I sent you the lineup

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and I was like, what do
you think of this, You're like,

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yeah, that sounds awesome. I've
never seen Romancing the Stone. By the

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way, in my defense, I
had seen Romancing the Bone. The Bone.

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Yeah what everybody always says, Well, I'm one of them, I'm

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awareeness, but no, it was
one of those that was around, yeah

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and just never really came into my
life and I but I was curious and

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generally speaking, on this show,
we tried to do movies that we both

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think are are but that we both
think are worthy of of a lot of

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dissection. But occasionally, especially if
how do we put this, if my

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professional life is particularly busy, then
I just let you go Ruckshot, because

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it's not like, I mean,
how often in our friendship are you going

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to be? Like, Dude,
this is one of my favorite movies of

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all time, and I think it's
an actual, absolute piece of crass.

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Slaughter High that comes to mind.
Yeah, but Slaughter High, Okay,

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Slaughter High is cheesy fun though,
so you could say like, oh,

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some people hate Slaughter High rightfully so
as opposed to like Romancing the Stone or

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or or Stuck in Love, where
it'd be like why would somebody not like

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those films? So and And I
have to admit I felt like I had

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missed out on a massive chunk of
the eighties having not seen this film.

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So and But before we get to
that, I feel like we have to

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post pontificate about love, okay,
because you're wearing pink, Yes, I'm

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wearing my Sea Queen hoodie. Yes
I am. And And actually I worry

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we've pontificated too much about love on
this show. I know that we unfortunately,

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thanks to you, lost our LinkedIn
sponsorship. So I'm okay, so

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so real quick story, Okay,
A couple of my coworkers listened to the

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show, so shout out to them, Tara and Jordan, and they they

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came over to my desk on I
came when Ship when that show dropped,

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I think it was a couple of
weeks ago, and they came over to

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my desk and they were like,
is that LinkedIn story true? And I

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was like unfortunately yes, and like
what did you do? And I was

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like and then you were like,
give me a little something from the snack

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machine and I'll tell you all a
tale as old as time I am itself.

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I told them, I told them
the next party that we have where

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where we have time, I'll go
into the whole story. But yeah,

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it was. It was funny because
like they literally came to my desk and

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they were just like, they were
like that story really happened. And I

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was like, did you listen to
the show and they're like we did,

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and I was like, shit,
people are listening to the show that I

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that I'm so sorry that I interact
with on a basis. So now I

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like on a basis. I don't
want to say daily because I mean,

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I can't be sober that often.
But well, you know, I am

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lucky my coworkers don't listen to the
show. I'm aware of this. Well

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it's just hen Wolf. Yeah,
and she may listen to the show,

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she just can't comment as much.
Well she earbuds don't fit in dog's ears.

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So but but no. So with
that all being said, yes,

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I've been debating whether I want to
share one of my weirdest dating stories on

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the show. Oh, I have
a lot of them. So this one

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is about It's about it's the die
hard place I was going. That's one

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of the things I love is you
and I technically have die heart breakup story.

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Yeah, okay, I don't even
know. I've never told this story

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in a public setting. So years
and years ago, I was living in

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New Jersey and working at a film
studio, and I was living in North

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Jersey, just outside of New York
City. And I'll tell you one positive

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of living in Jersey. The dating
pool is deep. Yeah, there's a

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lot of people. New Jersey is
the most densely populated state in the union,

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or at least it was at that
time. And I had met this

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girl and I was in a pretty
I can't believe I'm telling a story in

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public. I was in a pretty
dark place, and I was having a

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lot of problems with my sense of
self worth and stuff. And I had

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went on this date with this girl, who I would say was a knockout.

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I mean, she was just obscenely
attractive. I used to have a

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saying in my twenties when I would
meet a girl that was very pretty,

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I would go I would make mistakes
for that. That was my saying.

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I would make mistakes for that.
And we went on a date and it

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was one of the worst first dates
I'd ever been on. Okay, she

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barely said anything. She didn't laugh
at my jokes, which is impossible,

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by the way, if you've been
listening to the show, you know,

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unbelievably hilarious, never ending humor,
a fountain a fountain of hilarity. But

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we went on this date and it
just it blew. It was not good.

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And afterward I went home and I
was like, well, you know,

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I don't think there's going to be
another date. And lo and behold,

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a few days later, she called
me and asked me on a second

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date. She was like, hey, do you want to get together again?

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So I said sure, And then
that's when I started to wonder,

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like maybe she was having a bad
day. Maybe she was in a bad

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mood, maybe she'd had a bad
day at work or something, or maybe

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I did yeah and yeah. So
I was like, maybe it's all good.

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So we went on another date and
it was the same thing. It

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was like comatose and boring. And
it's one thing to be a boring person,

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it's another thing to be rudely boring. I don't know exactly how to

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describe it. It's like she didn't
just not laugh at my jokes or give

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to the conversation enough. Yeah,
she was like kinda shitty about it too.

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So when that date's over, I'm
like, that's it. Yeah,

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Like I'm going back to be in
super duper lonely. That's my move because

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I'm in a state I'm not from
my family's far away. What are you

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gonna do? You don't get it
how you live. You lived like forty

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five minutes from your family. I
only live like ten minutes away from my

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family. Well, I at your
most existence from your family. At that

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time, I was a solid nine
and a half hours by car. So

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on Wednesday of that week, she
calls me again and asks me out again,

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and I just said yes because I
was like super lonely and pathetic.

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I don't know how else to put
it. I was just super lonely.

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I didn't have a very good sense
of self worth, and I was just

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and I was lonely all the time. So the morning of that Friday,

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when we're supposed to go out on
Friday night comes and the whole day I'm

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just dreading this date, and on
top of that, I was I mean,

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I really cannot overstate that this story
is. It's only a horrible,

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horrible story if you don't understand that
I was in a really bad mental place

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fair enough, because I would never
treat a person like I'm about to say

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I treated that. I don't know, but I wasn't a really bad mental

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place. So I came home from
work dreading this date all day. I

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took a shower, I got myself
cleaned up. I was tidying up my

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apartment because we were supposed to meet
at eight o'clock. And as seven o'clock

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rolled around, something just broke in
my brain. I don't know why,

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but my brain just snapped. Honestly, I might have been on the verge

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of a nervous breakdown that happens.
I've had a couple. Okay, I've

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had a couple. I never freaked
out at a wind Dixie and threw stuff

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at people, but I've had a
couple nervous breakdowns. And that's not a

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brag. That's not a good time. But for some reason in my brain,

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my brain was like, Okay,
you don't want to do this.

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You don't want to go on this
date, So don't go on the date.

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Just stay home, put on diehardy
and relax. Absolutely so I do.

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Note there was no part where I
call her yes, or text her

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or in any way interact. Correct. So I'm watching die Hard and it's

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eight fifteen and I get a call
or I get a text versus She's like,

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hey, are you where are you? And my brain was like,

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I'm watching die Hard, duh.
So I just texted and said, oh,

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I'm watching die Hard and she replied
and was like, okay are you

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on? Are you leaving now?
Like what is going on? And at

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that moment, in my muddled brain
of exhaustion and depression. My brain was

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like, well, you can explain
to this young lady, this kind young

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lady, what's going on in your
head and how you're having strong emotions that

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you don't enjoy your company and all
these hard things to get across, or

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or you could explain the plata die
hard. Yes, So I start telling

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her, you know, these terrorists
have taken Nakotomi Plaza and John McClain wants

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to meet his wife. So she
calls me and she's like, what is

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going on? Are we getting together? Are we meeting or what? What

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is happening? Yeah? And I
just started going, well, John McClain

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was at the party, but he
didn't he wasn't invited. So when the

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terrorists take the place, he's throwing
a wrench in everything. But if they

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find out who his wife is,
they're gonna use her against him. Yeah,

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And she was like, what are
you talking about? And I was

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like, he doesn't have any shoes
and there's broken glass everywhere, and I

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kid you not. Long silence,
yeah, long silence, long silence,

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and then she just sighed and went, you're a fucking idiot. Never call

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me again and hung up. My
god, and then I finished watching Diehards

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as you should, and then over
the course of many months, I healed.

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Yeah, yeah, so I get
that. So there I wanted.

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I wanted to make it up to
you. You without me actually conjoling you

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heavily. You told us a very
embarrassing sery of love that I forgot about

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until till this show. Yeah,
well good, you know we're that's what

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we're all about. Yeah. I
want to make sure if you can be

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in pain, you should be.
Yeah. So there you go. Yes.

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So anybody out there who is thinking, boy, I want a date

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Enrique, well, good luck sou. But with that all being said,

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yes, tonight's film is the nineteen
eighty four uh now classic. I would

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say I would Romancing the Stone double
D. You want to give those dates?

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I would love to. So nineteen
eighty four is Romancing the Stone one

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hour and forty six minutes rated PG. Mind you, by the way,

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you just seen it rated PG.
Are you surprised at all? Well,

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this was before PG thirteen. If
it did exist, it barely you assisted.

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So I think I think this is
a solid eighties PG. Absolutely.

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Yeah. So this film is directed
by some guy I've never really heard of

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him, Robert Zemeckis, Ah,
Bobby Zem, Bobby Zem. Indeed,

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so Bobby Zem started in nineteen seventy
five as a writer on Colcheck The Nightstalker.

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I did not know he started.
I didn't either. Then he goes

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on to do I Want to Hold
Your Hamm, where he was the writer

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and director in nineteen seventy eight.
He does nineteen forty one and seventy nine,

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where he also wrote the screenplay.
He directs and writes Used Cars in

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nineteen eighty, then does Romancing the
Stone in nineteen eighty four. Now Back

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to the Future comes out in eighty
five. But I'm gonna stop right here.

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We're gonna We're gonna do a spoiler
right now for you, something I

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have usually saved in the notes,
spoiler alert. Romancing the Stone was going,

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in everybody's mind to be a huge
flop. Really, it was gonna

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be a huge flop, so much
so that Zamechis was fired. He was

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preemptively fired from directing Cocoon because they
were just like, this isn't gonna do.

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We don't want this guy back.
Damn. Goes on to be a

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monument success, which all gets you
in the notes later, so much so

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that he got to do his passion
project, which was Back to the Future

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in nineteen eighty five. Well,
and I want to point out though that

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you're like, you're like, as
I'm going to point out a second,

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the director of Back to the Future
became famous. Yeah, yeah, I

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think we know that. Double D. So Back to the Future nineteen eighty

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five. Then he goes on to
do amazing Stories in eighty six, he

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directs Who Framed Roger Rabbit in eighty
eight? Does Hillson the Crip in eighty

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nine, where he was a writer
on it as well, Back to the

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Future two and eighty nine, Back
to the Future three nineteen ninety writer of

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Trespass in nineteen ninety two. For
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must have been one of those screenplays
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picked up because Bobby Zamechis Robert Zemeckis
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to the Future really kind of stapled
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don't forget he didn't just do Back
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three. Yeah, two and three. We I mean, I'm just mentioning

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like he was the man. Yeah, him and his the other Bob Bob

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Gale who wrote Back to the Future
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team that made a seminal cult not
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Everybody loves Back to the Future absolutely
does so then he does. He

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does Death Becomes of Her, Death
becomes Her as a director and producer in

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ninety two, does Forrest Gump as
a director in ninety four Ever Heard of

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did that one in Colline yep.
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Lies Beneath, where he's the director
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thousand director Polar Express, writer and
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seven, Christmas Carol remake, the
Jim Carrey one to oh nine. He

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has Flight in twenty twelve, The
Walk twenty fifteen, Welcome to mar Win

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twenty eighteen, and then in twenty
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directs The Witch's remake that was for
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Robert Zemeckis's directing. Yeah, I
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I didn't know. I forgot about
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I love the original with the Angelica
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episode on here. And then last
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Do You Even Movie? Will be
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Even? Movie? Producing wise,
though, I was just curious. He

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was the producer on Tilson The cryptemon
Night nineteenninety five, The Frighteners nineteen ninety

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six, House and Haunted Hill remake
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two thousand and one, ghost Ship
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and Real Steel in twenty eleven.
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He was one of the brain trust
of Hollywood elite that brought Tales from the

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Crypt into the world initially as a
TV show, absolutely with him and Richard

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Donner and all and Joel Silver and
all these big Hollywood games. And it

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was crazy the idea that there was
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it had the biggest names in Hollywood
behind. I mean basically it literally you

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could have literally said Tales from the
Crypt brought to you by everybody but Spielberg,

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basically yeah, And people like,
why is this Spielber here? It's

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like, because he has amazing stories. Yeah, exactly, that's why he's

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not here. And since we're on
the subject, shout out to our buddies,

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Gil Adler and Al Katz. We
love you guys, Gil and Al.

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You guys are the men behind making
making Tales from the Crypt live on

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longer because they took over on season
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and allowed it to live on for
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our buddies. So wrapping us up, Muny, not wrapping us up.

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So then we move on to the
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So we have Diane Thomas, who
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the Stone. She also gets credited
in eighty five for the characters for the

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sequel, Jewel de Nile. There's
a sequel. It's not good. Oh

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oh, we'll talk, We'll talk. Uh oh oh oh, where's the

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where's the watch out? Guys,
it's a hot take, not hot take

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all, not hot take at all. Hateful. Dave is hateful, So

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Diane Thomas. Unfortunately, with this
being her only writing credit, it's because

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she passed away in eighty five due
to a drunk driving accident with either her

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husband or boyfriend at the time.
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And I believe is that Lamborghini Like
it was really sad I read about it

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earlier. With that said, there
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first one we have is Lem Dobbs, who did Ramancing the Stone in eighty

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four, then does Hider in the
House in nineteen eighty nine. Wait,

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yeah, the Gary Busey, Gary
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House with literally one of the greatest
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cinema. Oh my god. Yeah, I cannot recommend enough. Look up.

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Yeah, the poster for Hider in
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Yes, but that poster it's literally
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and then there's just this really artful
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just staring terrified. I love.
It's a great one. So Lem

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Dobbs Romancing the Stone eighty four,
Higher in the House eighty nine, then

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goes on to write The Hard Way, The James Woods and Oh my God,

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Michael J. Fox action comedy from
ninety one where I did not know

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actor that's going into a new role as

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a cop, so he decides to
observe James Woods. I saw that on

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cable. Yeah, I saw that
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does Kafka nineteen ninety one, Dark
City in nineteen ninety eight, The Glimey

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in nineteen ninety nine, The Score
in two thousand and one, Fear Itself

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in two thousand and nine, Oh
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and unfortunately Gotti in twenty eighteen.
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Dobbs. Wow, hateful about Gotty? Huh? Have you seen Gotty?

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No? Yeah, I didn't think
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is Howard Franklin. He did Name
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Someone to Watch Over Me in nineteen
eighty seven, Rights and direc Quick Change

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in nineteen ninety Okay, then does
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seven as a writer, The Big
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final one credited writer is Tara Silverman. She starts out in nineteen sixty four

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on The Entertainers, goes on to
work on That Girl in sixty seven,

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Captain Nice in sixty seven, The
Monkey's TV Show in sixty seven, Dean

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Martin Show in sixty eight, Room
two hundred and twenty two and sixty nine,

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The Bill Cosby Show in seventy one, and Mary Tyler Moore Show in

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seventy four. That is a busy, busy schedule. So you've technically got

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four writers on this film. But
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well, because I think from what
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was still kept that there were just
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part, a lot of a lot
of character fine tuning, like the addition

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of Joan Wilder's cat was one of
the writer's editions to make her more accepting

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to the audience, more sad.
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a cinematographer I really am not familiar
with much of his work, Mister Dean

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Kondy, Dean Condy, Eh,
Dean Condy. I mean he doesn't have

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much on here, you know,
we've got so he starts in seventy three

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as a director of photography on the
no Mercyman, goes on to do Brothers

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and Run in seventy three where the
Red Fern grows in seventy four, The

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Witch who Came from the Sea in
seventy six. How did I forget?

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He shot that He's uncredited on it. Uh, you have you seen that?

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Not yet? It's on my shutter
list because I you have that box

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set. I discovered that on Arrow's
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it's what they call it project,
and it's where it's They release a three

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pack of kind of lost classic American
horror movies. Yeah, and they're always

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interesting. Is that? One also
had like Maltesta's Carnival of Blood and one

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other film I'm forgetting, but the
Witch who Came from the Sea, which

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was a video nasty, which I
don't see why. It's not that nasty

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of it, although it does have
some Actually it gets pretty churning. Hey,

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shout out to every buddy Rob Fields
right now, who's literally watching every

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single one of them. Every video
Nasty Baby. But that film was,

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if I'm remembering correctly, was directed
by Matt Simber. That sounds correct,

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yes, but do you know Matt
Simber is no. Matt Simber was the

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man behind Glow, Gorgeous Ladies of
Wrestl Whit Okay, he's the guy Mark

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Marin plays in the Netflix series Oh
that's awesome. And Simber made a boatload

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of exploitation movies before he got tied
in with Glow, and Simber was known

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for being a lot to take.
But uh, you know, though,

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I could see Kundy shooting it because
it looks really good. Yeah, It's

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a fun, weird, slow,
eerie flick and I do recommend it quite

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a bit. I love I love
watching a restoration of a movie everybody forgot

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about. That's one of my favorite
things in the world. So anyway,

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but that one just I had no
idea. Yes, so whis him to

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see in seventy six, Creature from
Black Lake in seventy six? Oh yeah,

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and then he goes on to do
the Human Tornado in seventy six,

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Satan's Cheerleaders in seventy seven, Now
We're Cooking with Gas in seventy eight,

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he does a little film called Halloween. Uh No, I think I've no,

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I'm thinking of Memorial Day. Memorial
Day, Yeah, sir, Rocket

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Roll High School in seventy nine,
The Fog in nineteen eighty, Escape from

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New York in eighty one, Halloween
two and eighty one, The Thing in

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eighty two, Halloween three and eighty
two, Psycho two and eighty three,

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Romancing the Stone in eighty four,
Back to the Future in eighty five,

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Big Trouble in Little China in eighty
six, Big Business in eighty eight,

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Who Framed Roger Rabbit in eighty eight? Roadhouse in eighty nine, Nothing but

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Trouble in nineteen ninety one, Hook
in ninety one. How did I not

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know He's shot Nothing but Trouble?
Oh? He shot Anhing but Trouble.

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Death Becomes Her in ninety two,
Jurassic Park ninety three, Casper ninety five,

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Apollo thirteen ninety five, What Women
Want in two thousand, Looney Tunes,

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Back in Action two thousand and three, episodes of The West Wing and

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O five, The Holiday in two
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twenty eleven, Final Least Something Good, Diablo in twenty fifteen, and Most

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recently he's been shooting episodes of The
Mandalorian. So Dean Cundi has one of

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the most interesting DP lives. Yeah, director of photography lives, And we've

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talked a lot about we love to
cover cinematographers on the show because cinematographers generally

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have very interesting careers where they take
the jobs they can get in the beginning,

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and then they usually fall into a
groove. But Cundy fell into a

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different groove than many others because Cundy
was doing B movies. He was doing

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whatever work he could get, and
then he fell in with John Carpenter and

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became John Carpenter's go to guy for
a decade, but then he became Bob

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Zamechus's go to guy, which led
to him becoming Spielberg and then Ron Howard's

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go to guy. So he literally
at one point was a go to director

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of photography for all of the Academy
Award winning directors in the world. Yes,

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and he was one of the most
sought after directors of photography. I

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think the only person in my opinion, and maybe I'll be I'll find out

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that there are more like this,
Yeah, that has a career that interesting

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as a cinematographer is Daniel Pearl.
Yeah, you don't who that is,

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Joe. Look at this hateful pastard. Look at this hateful bastard. His

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name sounds really familiar, but I
can't think of any godyn. He was

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the director of photography on a little
tiny movie called Texas Chainsaw Massacre and he

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became the it DP through the nineties
doing music videos and commercials. He's still

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working like crazy, wow and in
a fascinating hil Mary. He had directed

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a ton of music videos for a
guy named Marcus Nispell, and Marcus Nispell

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went on to get a job directing
Texas Chainsaw Massacre the remake, and Marcus

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called up Daniel and was like,
would it be unheard of to have you

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DP the remake of the movie you
dp'd to start with? And Pearl was

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like, if you want me,
I'm in. And so Dan Pearl DP

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the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre and the
remake of Texas Chainsaw Masacer, which could

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not be more different films stylistically.
Texas Chainsaw Massacre for the film nerds out

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there, it was shot on high
grain sixteen millimeter film so that it would

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look better when it was blown up
to thirty five millimeter film, but still

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cost less money than shooting on thirty
five. So Pearl had to use the

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brightest lights he could get access to. He had to use direct sunlight half

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the time to get actors to expose. Famously, the scene where the cook

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is beating the crap out of the
hitchhiker in front of the truck. Those

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aren't headlights because the truck's headlights weren't
bright enough to expose the film. So

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they were actually two thousand watt lights
put in front of the trucks that lights

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in order to get that effect because
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That's why you have all those stories
about when they were eating they're doing

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the dinner scene, the food started
rotting because the lights were so hot.

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Yeah, and just in case you
wanted it to be more unpleasant, it

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was the middle of Texas summer yep. So they would be in a room

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with like a grand total of twenty
thousand wants of light Jesus, and it

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was one hundred and ten degrees outside. Oh my god. So and this

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was an era when air conditioning was
optional in houses. So Dan Pearl,

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another guy, Holy crap, I
mean, I don't even know half of

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his catalog. I just know that
he's still Yeah, one of the main

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guys. Kunby is kind of in
a quasi retirement. Yeah, he's up

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there. I mean he's got the
eighty maybe. But Pearl Dan Pearl,

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I'll follow him on Instagram. He's
still traveling the world filming stuff that is

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awesome, super interesting. And that's
why I know I say it a lot,

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but that's why we cover and salute
our cinematographers because you never know.

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Ever since that one day, I
was watching This Is forty by Jeded Appatow

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and I went, who did this? Because it looks it's really grainy and

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cool. And then I found out
it was the same director of photography as

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stripped to Kill Two Live Girls.
Yep, that was when I realized,

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holy crap, director's of photography.
You never know. I mean, oh

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man, I'm forgetting his name right
now. But they're an Oscar winning DP

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shot three or four movies for al
Adamson. Yeah I remember you and not

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talking about Yeah. He even was
in the documentary talking about Yeah. So

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they were the first people willing.
I think his name was vill Elm or

404
00:29:15.920 --> 00:29:19.799
something. We'll talk about him eventually
because one of his films will come up

405
00:29:19.839 --> 00:29:25.759
sooner than later. But anyway,
I digress. But Dean Condi deserves quite

406
00:29:25.839 --> 00:29:27.759
a digression well, and I think
he will be welcome back to the show

407
00:29:27.759 --> 00:29:30.799
with that. With that lineup,
I think I don't know where any of

408
00:29:30.839 --> 00:29:37.480
those films on the list. Good
Do You Even? Movie will be right

409
00:29:37.559 --> 00:29:52.799
back, welcome back to Do You
Even? Movie? So getting into the

410
00:29:52.799 --> 00:29:56.680
synopsis of Remanding the Stone. This
is from the back of the twentieth century

411
00:29:56.680 --> 00:29:59.599
Fox Blu Ray. It says,
when her sister is kidnapped by thug searching

412
00:29:59.599 --> 00:30:02.920
for a price faceless Jwel in Columbia, a romance novelist soon finds her own

413
00:30:02.960 --> 00:30:04.839
life filled with adventure. She sets
out to rescue her sister and meets with

414
00:30:04.880 --> 00:30:10.440
a handsome fortune seeker who convinces her
to beat the bandits to the treasure nice

415
00:30:10.680 --> 00:30:14.000
my synopsis. A romance novelist finds
herself sucked into one of her own adventure

416
00:30:14.000 --> 00:30:17.200
novels when her sister is kidnaped by
thugs who are hunting priceless treasure. With

417
00:30:17.279 --> 00:30:19.039
the help of a handsome treasure hunter, the two are on The two are

418
00:30:19.079 --> 00:30:22.960
on face against time, a race
against time and bounty hunters to rescue her

419
00:30:22.000 --> 00:30:26.440
sister and find the jewel while falling
in love along the way. Ah,

420
00:30:26.279 --> 00:30:32.559
yours is a lot more of a
streissand you know you're not wrong. Now

421
00:30:32.680 --> 00:30:37.039
yours is the girl ones, so
I will say before we continue Romancing the

422
00:30:37.079 --> 00:30:41.599
Stone is unfortunately not streaming anywhere right
now for free, as we say,

423
00:30:41.920 --> 00:30:45.079
you will have to rent or buy
it. But it's it's worth it,

424
00:30:45.240 --> 00:30:48.279
I think. I what it's made
me realize to cut to the chase a

425
00:30:48.279 --> 00:30:52.559
little too fast? Yeah, is
it's made me realize. Boy? Do

426
00:30:52.720 --> 00:30:56.680
I need to dig into Zamechis's filmography, especially his early stuff. Yeah?

427
00:30:56.720 --> 00:31:00.599
I really need to because I have
always been obsessed with Back to the Future.

428
00:31:00.720 --> 00:31:04.960
Yeah, and I ate up the
commentary tracks on that first DVD set,

429
00:31:06.039 --> 00:31:07.839
Oh yeah, with him and Bob
Gail. I could not get enough

430
00:31:07.880 --> 00:31:11.880
of them. Yeah. Uh so
now I'm like, boy, I gotta

431
00:31:11.039 --> 00:31:14.640
I gotta check out more stuff was
done. And on the same note as

432
00:31:14.640 --> 00:31:18.039
commentary tracks, if you find Condy
on commentary tracks, those are worth a

433
00:31:18.079 --> 00:31:22.039
list. He's fascinating fet listen.
I remember he did an interview on Killer

434
00:31:22.079 --> 00:31:26.440
pov or Shockwaves one of those podcasts, yep, and he was fascinated to

435
00:31:26.519 --> 00:31:30.640
listen stories. Yeah, so routing
us out is our cast. We have

436
00:31:30.839 --> 00:31:34.920
a little name named Michael Douglass in
this, Mikey Douglaskey Douglas. Little Mikey

437
00:31:34.920 --> 00:31:37.839
Douglas is in this. Little Mikey
Douglas is in this playing Jack Colton.

438
00:31:37.960 --> 00:31:41.880
He first started in nineteen sixty sixth
sixty six with cast a Giant Shadow.

439
00:31:41.960 --> 00:31:45.240
He then does Hail Hero in nineteen
sixty nine, Summertime in seventy one,

440
00:31:45.559 --> 00:31:48.920
gets his big start on Street to
San Francisco TV series in seventy two.

441
00:31:49.240 --> 00:31:52.880
Then he uh grabs Coma the Film
in nineteen seventy six, The China Syndrome

442
00:31:52.880 --> 00:31:56.079
in nineteen seventy nine. Have you
seen the China Syndrome? I have not,

443
00:31:56.240 --> 00:31:57.640
Oh man, that's on the list. That's on the list, The

444
00:31:57.640 --> 00:32:00.720
Star Chamber in nineteen eighty three,
He does Romancing the Stone in nineteen eighty

445
00:32:00.720 --> 00:32:04.839
four, and then listen to this
career from this point on. Yeah,

446
00:32:04.920 --> 00:32:07.720
cause I mean, I you were
not even a twinkle in your father's eye

447
00:32:07.720 --> 00:32:12.920
when I was watching Michael Douglas and
movies. So Jewel de Nile in nineteen

448
00:32:12.960 --> 00:32:15.400
eighty five, Fatal Attraction in nineteen
eighty seven, Wall Street in eighty seven,

449
00:32:15.440 --> 00:32:19.240
Black Rain in nineteen eighty nine,
Wore the Roses in eighty nine,

450
00:32:19.279 --> 00:32:22.240
Basic Instinct in ninety two, Falling
Down in ninety three, Disclosure in nineteen

451
00:32:22.279 --> 00:32:25.799
ninety four, The American President ninety
five, Ghosts in the Darkness ninety six,

452
00:32:25.920 --> 00:32:30.039
The Game ninety seven, A Perfect
Murder ninety eight, Traffic two thousand,

453
00:32:30.160 --> 00:32:32.799
Don't Say a Word two thousand and
one, The in Laws Remake in

454
00:32:32.799 --> 00:32:37.160
two thousand and three, The Sentinel
two thousand and six, Ghosts of Girlfriends

455
00:32:37.160 --> 00:32:39.200
Past two thousand and nine, Wall
Street, Money Never Sleeps twenty ten,

456
00:32:39.480 --> 00:32:45.519
Hey Wire twenty eleven, Behind the
Candelabra twenty nineteen or twenty thirteen, Las

457
00:32:45.680 --> 00:32:47.480
Vegas twenty thirteen. Beyond the Reach
This is what I want to ask you

458
00:32:47.519 --> 00:32:51.160
about. Have you seen Beyond the
Reach? I have not seen Beyond the

459
00:32:51.200 --> 00:32:54.319
Reach. It's his most dangerous game. So he goes out to these dunes

460
00:32:54.359 --> 00:33:00.119
with this guide and he accidentally shoots
a guy while they're out there, and

461
00:33:00.160 --> 00:33:01.000
the guy, of course is like, well, we have to tell somebody,

462
00:33:01.079 --> 00:33:05.599
and he's like, no, we
don't wait wait wait, wait,

463
00:33:05.680 --> 00:33:08.480
what's the title here? Beyond the
Reach that takes place in the desert.

464
00:33:08.599 --> 00:33:10.759
Yes, no, I saw it. It's so good. Yeah yeah,

465
00:33:10.799 --> 00:33:14.519
yeah, No, I I remember
that one though. It is really good.

466
00:33:14.559 --> 00:33:16.079
Really no, no, because the
cover is him with the cowboy hat

467
00:33:16.119 --> 00:33:19.039
in the right. No, I
saw it. I saw it on streaming

468
00:33:19.079 --> 00:33:21.640
though. It's great. Yeah.
So ant Man twenty fifteen, Avengers in

469
00:33:21.759 --> 00:33:23.680
Game twenty nineteen, and then Quantum
Mania and twenty twenty three. Again.

470
00:33:24.079 --> 00:33:27.359
Curious about his producing credits, so
I just looked at it. He was

471
00:33:27.400 --> 00:33:30.559
a producer on One Flow of the
Cuckoo's Nest in nineteen seventy five, producer

472
00:33:30.599 --> 00:33:34.759
on China Centerman seventy nine, producer
on Romancing the Stone Starman in nineteen eighty

473
00:33:34.759 --> 00:33:39.160
four, Really, Jewel de Nile
eighty five, Flat Liners nineteen ninety Why

474
00:33:39.240 --> 00:33:44.960
is he on Stone Cold nineteen ninety
one, Double Impact nineteen ninety one,

475
00:33:45.279 --> 00:33:49.480
Made in America nineteen ninety three,
Face Off nineteen ninety seven, The rain

476
00:33:49.519 --> 00:33:52.839
Maker nineteen ninety seven, and Ratchet
the Netflix series in twenty twenty. All

477
00:33:52.920 --> 00:33:58.960
right, I want to say something. I want to know why Michael Douglass

478
00:33:59.000 --> 00:34:02.279
had all these producers it's because I
have a theory based on nothing. I

479
00:34:02.319 --> 00:34:07.440
want to preface this. I am
basing this just on my brain right this

480
00:34:07.519 --> 00:34:09.920
second. I have not done any
research. But the only guess I could

481
00:34:09.960 --> 00:34:14.760
have for some of these films might
be that maybe he was at some point

482
00:34:14.800 --> 00:34:19.440
attached to star in them and that
yeah, and then either was no longer

483
00:34:19.480 --> 00:34:22.639
available, or they didn't want him
anymore, or he aged out of the

484
00:34:22.760 --> 00:34:27.079
role and he ended up being a
producer as a way to buy him out.

485
00:34:27.519 --> 00:34:30.079
That's that is literally just a guess, because all of those films you

486
00:34:30.159 --> 00:34:35.400
mentioned are really epic, and he
could have been in them if they were

487
00:34:35.519 --> 00:34:38.719
maybe ten years earlier. Yes,
so that's my guess. But for all

488
00:34:38.760 --> 00:34:43.599
I know, he's just a prolific
producer and loves movies. But that was

489
00:34:43.599 --> 00:34:46.480
my immediate thought, again, based
on nothing. I'm a liar. It's

490
00:34:46.480 --> 00:34:50.360
a movie through our guest. Kathleen
Turner plays Joan Wilder in this. She

491
00:34:50.400 --> 00:34:53.280
got her start on the Doctors in
nineteen seventy eight Body Heat in eight nineteen

492
00:34:53.280 --> 00:34:57.719
eighty one, that was her second
movie. I had really no idea.

493
00:34:58.199 --> 00:35:00.920
I would not have guessed that she
was that new. Yeah, so then

494
00:35:00.920 --> 00:35:02.679
she does The Man with Two Brains
in nineteen eighty three, Romancing the Stone

495
00:35:02.760 --> 00:35:07.119
nineteen eighty four, Crimes of Passion
in nineteen eighty That's her feature film,

496
00:35:07.159 --> 00:35:09.559
Pritzy's Honor nineteen eighty five, Jewel
de Nile nineteen eighty five, Peggy su

497
00:35:09.599 --> 00:35:13.960
Got Married eighty six, Switching Channels
eighty eight, Who framed Roger Rabbit?

498
00:35:14.000 --> 00:35:15.599
Eighty eight? The Accidental Taurus in
eighty eight? Who is she? And

499
00:35:15.639 --> 00:35:19.400
who framed Roger Rabbit? Just like
a rabbit? Oh? Okay, thought

500
00:35:20.360 --> 00:35:22.559
sorry, it's fine. I did
the same thing when I read it.

501
00:35:22.559 --> 00:35:24.199
I was like, who is Oh? Never mind? War the Roses in

502
00:35:24.239 --> 00:35:28.480
eighty nine, The Iowa Sharski in
ninety one, Undercover Blues ninety three,

503
00:35:28.599 --> 00:35:32.320
The Simpsons nineteen ninety four, Future
episode Serial Mom in nineteen ninety four.

504
00:35:32.559 --> 00:35:37.719
Oh Yes, cerial Mom is how
I first discovered Kathleen turn of Cirial Mom,

505
00:35:37.280 --> 00:35:42.199
Simple Wish nineteen ninety seven, and
Welcome to the Show nineteen ninety nine,

506
00:35:42.320 --> 00:35:50.480
Baby Geniuses. Yes, finally we're
finally here. We finally made it

507
00:35:50.559 --> 00:35:57.320
my friends, so an inside joke
in my group of friends, but especially

508
00:35:57.360 --> 00:36:01.320
with poor young David. Here is
whenever he's trying to figure out a movie.

509
00:36:01.320 --> 00:36:04.119
He's like, what's that movie with
so and so and so and so?

510
00:36:04.480 --> 00:36:06.880
I always go, oh, is
that the movie with the babies that

511
00:36:06.920 --> 00:36:08.159
are geniuses? Or if you say, like have you ever seen Blank,

512
00:36:08.199 --> 00:36:12.079
I'll go, uh, is that
that movie with the babies that are geniuses?

513
00:36:12.679 --> 00:36:15.280
It's a long running joke. I
cannot get enough of it. We

514
00:36:15.480 --> 00:36:21.039
finally we've arrived. We've arrived.
So uh. Virgin Suicides in ninety nine

515
00:36:21.079 --> 00:36:23.239
as well voices on King of the
Hill in two thousand, makes an appearance

516
00:36:23.239 --> 00:36:28.559
on Friends and One Monster House O
six Nip tuck O six, Californication two

517
00:36:28.559 --> 00:36:31.360
thousand and nine. Got her character
in Californications. So good you remember Nurse

518
00:36:31.400 --> 00:36:35.880
from twenty thirteen. I never saw
it, the three D movie, God

519
00:36:35.880 --> 00:36:38.960
You're Lucky. Wow, it's bad. Wow. Dave hates it. I

520
00:36:39.400 --> 00:36:43.039
really really wanted to like it because
like jud Nelson is in it, and

521
00:36:43.079 --> 00:36:45.639
there's a there's a pretty good cast
in it. Of course Jed Nels is

522
00:36:45.679 --> 00:36:47.000
that Nurse three D? Yeah?
Okay, I just want to make sure

523
00:36:47.000 --> 00:36:50.239
I was okay. Yeah, I
never saw it. Dumb and Number two

524
00:36:50.280 --> 00:36:53.239
twenty fourteen, Family Guy twenty seventeen, Rick and Morty twenty nineteen, Mom

525
00:36:53.239 --> 00:36:55.760
In twenty twenty, The Estate twenty
twenty two, and she has a movie

526
00:36:55.800 --> 00:36:59.559
come out this year called The Long
Game as well. I didn't know she

527
00:36:59.599 --> 00:37:01.039
did so much voice work, but
it makes sense. She has a very

528
00:37:01.199 --> 00:37:05.800
oh yeah, recognizable voice even when
she's a young pup in this film.

529
00:37:05.840 --> 00:37:08.519
Absolutely and routing out our cast.
Mister Dana DeVito, who plays Ralph in

530
00:37:08.559 --> 00:37:12.199
the movie. He got his start
in nineteen seventy with the film called Dreams

531
00:37:12.239 --> 00:37:15.039
of Glass. Excuse Me, how
dare You? He goes on to do

532
00:37:15.119 --> 00:37:16.760
peg Leg, Musket and Saber in
nineteen seventy three, One Flow of the

533
00:37:16.760 --> 00:37:21.320
Cuckoo's Nest seventy five, car Washed
in seventy six, The World's Greatest Lover

534
00:37:21.440 --> 00:37:23.960
seventy seven, Going South in seventy
eight. Same year, he nails Taxi

535
00:37:24.039 --> 00:37:28.679
in seventy eight, and basically as
a series for I Think Taxi ran what

536
00:37:28.960 --> 00:37:32.000
seven? Taxi was a long running
hit. Yeah, The Gong Show movie

537
00:37:32.079 --> 00:37:36.360
nineteen eighty, Going Epe in eighty
one, Terms of Endearment in nineteen eighty

538
00:37:36.360 --> 00:37:38.320
three, Romancing the Stone nineteen eighty
four, The Ratings Game, where he

539
00:37:38.360 --> 00:37:43.920
actually has his first directorial as well
in eighty four. He does Johnny Dangerously

540
00:37:43.920 --> 00:37:46.159
in eighty four, Jewel the Nile
nineteen eighty five, Ruthless People nineteen eighty

541
00:37:46.199 --> 00:37:49.840
six, Throw Mama from the Train, which he also directs in eighty seven,

542
00:37:50.119 --> 00:37:53.000
Twins nineteen eighty eight, Wore the
Roses another directorial for him. Batman

543
00:37:53.000 --> 00:37:57.199
returns in nineteen ninety two, Hafa
ninety two, which he also directs,

544
00:37:57.440 --> 00:38:00.440
Jack the Bear in ninety three,
Last Action Hero ninety three, Look Who's

545
00:38:00.480 --> 00:38:04.119
Talking Now? In ninety three,
The Larry Sanders Show in nineteen Seriously going

546
00:38:04.159 --> 00:38:06.800
to go through Danny DeVito. Wow, Oh, I mean, the guy's

547
00:38:06.880 --> 00:38:08.519
been in so much good stuff,
but this is I mean, this resume

548
00:38:08.599 --> 00:38:13.880
just keeps going. Junior ninety four, Gets Shorty ninety five, Matilda ninety

549
00:38:13.880 --> 00:38:16.400
six, which he also directed,
Space Jam ninety six, mart Matilda.

550
00:38:16.440 --> 00:38:19.440
How did I not know that?
Oh man? Have you not seen the

551
00:38:19.440 --> 00:38:22.320
bonus feature on the Blu ray where
he has the tea party reunion with the

552
00:38:22.360 --> 00:38:24.440
cast? I knew that he was
a major element. Oh yeah, For

553
00:38:24.480 --> 00:38:27.960
some reason, my brain just did
not remember he was the director. You

554
00:38:27.960 --> 00:38:30.679
would to break your heart real quick, I say about the girl. It's

555
00:38:30.719 --> 00:38:34.320
about the girl. But do you
know the story. I know it basically

556
00:38:34.360 --> 00:38:37.079
would go on so mar Wilson.
I read her bio, really really good

557
00:38:37.079 --> 00:38:42.199
bio. She tells a story because
Mara Wilson's mother unfortunately passed pretty young.

558
00:38:42.360 --> 00:38:45.079
This is the young woman who played
Matilda, Tila Mattilda and her mother passed

559
00:38:45.079 --> 00:38:50.000
pretty young. And one of the
things that she was talking about Danny later

560
00:38:50.079 --> 00:38:52.639
on, I think, actually,
like when they were filming that tea party

561
00:38:52.639 --> 00:38:54.519
reunion for the Bonus Features is she
said, I wish my mom could have

562
00:38:54.599 --> 00:38:58.519
seen the movie, and Danny revealed
that he took a print of it to

563
00:38:58.599 --> 00:39:00.599
the hospital and showed her a few
days before she passed. Yeah, i'd

564
00:39:00.639 --> 00:39:04.960
heard they and then they spent a
lot of time taking care of her,

565
00:39:05.559 --> 00:39:07.039
him and his wife. Yeah.
No, they would have mar at their

566
00:39:07.039 --> 00:39:10.159
house all the time. I love
that story. But yeah, it makes

567
00:39:10.159 --> 00:39:15.519
you tear up. Oh boy,
Dave, it's okay, okay, sit

568
00:39:15.639 --> 00:39:19.159
up straight. La Confidential in nineteen
ninety seven, Hercules ninety seven, The

569
00:39:19.239 --> 00:39:22.559
rain Maker ninety seven, Version Suicides
ninety nine, Man on the Moon ninety

570
00:39:22.599 --> 00:39:23.360
nine. We've got to do an
episode of Man the Moon. Yeah,

571
00:39:23.360 --> 00:39:27.639
that's that's inevitable. Yeah, Drowning
Mona, two thousand, Heists two thousand

572
00:39:27.639 --> 00:39:29.920
and one, Death of Smoochie,
which he also directs in two thousand and

573
00:39:29.960 --> 00:39:31.719
two, Duplex, which he also
directs in two thousand and three, Big

574
00:39:31.719 --> 00:39:35.400
Fish Be Cool, Deck, The
Hall's Noble Son, win In Rome,

575
00:39:35.440 --> 00:39:37.639
The Lorax, Dumbo, Jumanji,
Next Level, and Haunted Mansion in twenty

576
00:39:37.639 --> 00:39:42.079
twenty three Man Works. Yeah.
Well, it's almost like there might have

577
00:39:42.119 --> 00:39:44.719
been something that was holding up a
couple of movies for a while and made

578
00:39:44.719 --> 00:39:45.840
them all come out at once.
Weird. Huh. Yeah, I don't

579
00:39:45.840 --> 00:39:50.079
know what that could have been.
Yeah, so, uh, this was

580
00:39:50.119 --> 00:39:52.760
your first time watching My first time
watching this. I grew up with this

581
00:39:52.840 --> 00:39:57.239
movie. We had it recorded off
of HBO, so we had the VHS

582
00:39:57.239 --> 00:40:00.360
tape that had Romancing the Stone written
on it in like half the label torn,

583
00:40:00.360 --> 00:40:04.159
so it was like ammansing the Stone. We watched this all the damn

584
00:40:04.159 --> 00:40:07.480
time growing up. I've probably seen
this movie easily thirty times, if not

585
00:40:07.559 --> 00:40:13.199
more. It's one of my parents'
absolute favorites, and my love was rekindled

586
00:40:13.239 --> 00:40:15.840
for it when I my dad and
I watched it a couple actually, probably

587
00:40:15.880 --> 00:40:20.440
been about a year ago, and
this movie has just always stuck with me.

588
00:40:20.559 --> 00:40:22.880
I love that. It's just it's
got a little bit of everything,

589
00:40:22.880 --> 00:40:28.039
which we'll get into, of course, well a little bit of everything.

590
00:40:28.320 --> 00:40:30.760
I mean well, I mean,
yeah, you've got romance, you've got

591
00:40:30.880 --> 00:40:37.840
stones, you've got adventure, you've
got some pretty good racism towards Latinos.

592
00:40:38.480 --> 00:40:40.880
I mean, I mean, you
know, for nineteen eighty four, the

593
00:40:40.880 --> 00:40:45.360
way they depict the people of Columbia, it could have been worse. It

594
00:40:45.360 --> 00:40:47.840
could have also could have been a
little better. It could have a little

595
00:40:47.840 --> 00:40:52.760
better. But this movie also really
opened my eyes to Michael Douglas because this

596
00:40:52.880 --> 00:40:54.199
is the this is the movie that
got me interested. Now, given I

597
00:40:54.239 --> 00:40:57.519
was still young, so I had
to watch like cable viewings of it,

598
00:40:57.559 --> 00:41:00.960
but like not basic in sting.
That was the first one to mine fatal

599
00:41:00.960 --> 00:41:04.719
attraction. I watched pretty young with
my mom, like growing up. That's

600
00:41:04.760 --> 00:41:07.159
not awkward, not at all,
No, not at all, Like the

601
00:41:07.159 --> 00:41:12.039
American President I remember seeing like,
I went after his filmography pretty hard after

602
00:41:12.079 --> 00:41:14.679
this, because I mean, he's
a badass in this. For one.

603
00:41:15.000 --> 00:41:19.599
I got really into Michael Douglas when
I first saw Falling Down Falling Down,

604
00:41:19.760 --> 00:41:23.480
which I saw when I was twenty
two the first time fifteen or fourteen,

605
00:41:23.519 --> 00:41:27.480
when I bought my VHS from around
above books and tries. I I'm glad

606
00:41:27.480 --> 00:41:30.920
I didn't see a young because I
wouldn't understood any of it. I remember,

607
00:41:30.039 --> 00:41:35.599
like like my my Falling Down story. So I had gotten the VHS

608
00:41:35.719 --> 00:41:37.599
and was watching it my room,
and I was watching it before I was

609
00:41:37.599 --> 00:41:40.400
supposed to go to a party.
This is what a little shit I was.

610
00:41:40.880 --> 00:41:44.159
I brought the VHS to the party
with me, but not to share

611
00:41:44.199 --> 00:41:46.159
with everybody. I went up to
another bedroom because this this my buddy,

612
00:41:46.280 --> 00:41:50.960
my buddy's house, Like his stepfather
was a real estate mogul, so they

613
00:41:51.000 --> 00:41:54.440
had a mansion out in Springboro area. I want to say I literally went

614
00:41:54.480 --> 00:41:58.960
into a bedroom where I knew VCR
was and like closed the door and watched

615
00:41:59.000 --> 00:42:05.199
like the last thirty forty minutes of
Falling Down by myself. Wow, you're

616
00:42:05.320 --> 00:42:07.519
you're a piece of shit. Well
and then that ending, I was just

617
00:42:07.519 --> 00:42:09.239
like, all right, I'm gonna
go back to the party now, please

618
00:42:09.719 --> 00:42:13.800
no David. Wow. Yeah,
I broke away from a party to watch

619
00:42:13.800 --> 00:42:19.599
Falling Down by I will never forget
watching it as a twenty something and that

620
00:42:19.639 --> 00:42:22.719
moment where he goes, I'm the
bad guy. I'm the bad guy,

621
00:42:22.760 --> 00:42:27.519
blew my mind. Yeah, anyway, that's that'll navigate on the show.

622
00:42:27.559 --> 00:42:34.119
Oh yeah, So are you ready
to get into this magnificent film. I

623
00:42:34.199 --> 00:42:37.400
will not rest until a stone has
been romance, until a stone has been

624
00:42:37.480 --> 00:42:39.760
romance. So we start with a
shot inside of a shack as a door

625
00:42:39.800 --> 00:42:43.599
is kicked open, and we meet
a man named Grogan who is holding a

626
00:42:43.599 --> 00:42:46.400
gun on a woman as a narrator
tells us that Grogan was the guy who

627
00:42:46.679 --> 00:42:51.840
basically made havoc in this woman's life. Killed her dog, raped and killed

628
00:42:51.840 --> 00:42:54.280
her sister, burned down her dad's
farm, killed her father. Like the

629
00:42:54.320 --> 00:42:58.360
list goes on and on, and
Grogan's holding a gun on her and threatening

630
00:42:58.400 --> 00:43:00.159
her, and he's like where is
it? And she like motions to a

631
00:43:00.199 --> 00:43:02.960
satchel in the bed. He goes
to the satchel and he picks it up,

632
00:43:04.000 --> 00:43:06.719
and then he like has her start
taking her clothes off. She's undoing

633
00:43:06.719 --> 00:43:08.519
her guarter belt, pulls out a
knife, sticks it right into his heart

634
00:43:08.519 --> 00:43:12.760
with the throw, and Grogan is
dead. She rides off in the sunset,

635
00:43:12.840 --> 00:43:15.159
meets Jesse, which is a man
on a horse that is basically saving

636
00:43:15.199 --> 00:43:19.039
her from the rest of Grogan's men. And that's when we find out that

637
00:43:19.119 --> 00:43:22.199
we're finding the end of a romance
novel as we meet Joan Wilder that Joan

638
00:43:22.320 --> 00:43:27.480
is writing currently, she's literally writing
the end, the end, as we

639
00:43:27.559 --> 00:43:31.159
find out that she is a successful
romance writer. Yes, and then she

640
00:43:31.400 --> 00:43:36.039
heads into the She heads out to
go find tissues because she's crying, yep,

641
00:43:36.239 --> 00:43:40.480
and then opens the door to ask
her you know her, uh,

642
00:43:40.719 --> 00:43:43.920
her, the man in her life, the man in her life if he

643
00:43:43.960 --> 00:43:46.440
wants to celebrate. Yes, and
the man's a cat name Romeo. Most

644
00:43:46.559 --> 00:43:52.599
realistic moment of the entire So she's
celebrating, she's getting her liquor, she's

645
00:43:52.639 --> 00:43:54.400
getting the cat food, and she
drinks her shot. I love that she

646
00:43:54.519 --> 00:43:59.440
opens the little liquor bottle with a
pair of ply fires because it's like reference

647
00:43:59.480 --> 00:44:01.159
later on the she just can't open
little bottles. Yeah. Well, and

648
00:44:01.159 --> 00:44:05.239
you said the thing about her crying. She's looking for tissues around the apartment,

649
00:44:05.440 --> 00:44:07.639
goes to the box, there's none
left, goes to the toy paper

650
00:44:07.719 --> 00:44:08.760
roll, none left, and then
she finds a note that says, by

651
00:44:08.840 --> 00:44:12.599
tissues, takes that off and blows
her nose in. Yeah, very very

652
00:44:12.599 --> 00:44:15.559
funny. That's so good. So
she feeds her cat, takes her airline

653
00:44:15.599 --> 00:44:17.480
liquor bottle, drinks it down,
and then throws the plate and the glass

654
00:44:17.480 --> 00:44:22.280
into the fireplace. Because she's celebrating
the novel is done. Her phone rings.

655
00:44:22.320 --> 00:44:24.199
There's no answers, so she puts
it back on the receiver and she

656
00:44:24.280 --> 00:44:28.639
leaves to go drop off the manuscripts
to her agent, Gloria. While she's

657
00:44:28.719 --> 00:44:30.000
leaving, she helps a woman up
the steps and the woman's like, hey,

658
00:44:30.039 --> 00:44:31.920
I stopped the postman. He was
trying to fit this in the box

659
00:44:31.920 --> 00:44:35.039
and he couldn't do it. And
she gives her a package which is from

660
00:44:35.119 --> 00:44:38.519
Carta Hana, so it's a package
not addressed to her, but she has

661
00:44:38.559 --> 00:44:43.039
the package now and she goes to
meet Gloria. But while she's out meeting

662
00:44:43.039 --> 00:44:45.880
Gloria, we see somebody start to
enter her apartment who has a copy of

663
00:44:45.880 --> 00:44:50.119
her book and he's looking for her. He finds her apartment. The maintenance

664
00:44:50.159 --> 00:44:52.119
man comes out and he's like,
hey, hey, that's missus Waller's apartment.

665
00:44:52.119 --> 00:44:54.039
Who are you? And he's like, oh, I'm looking for.

666
00:44:54.400 --> 00:44:58.199
He walks over to him and stabs
the maintenance man. And it should be

667
00:44:58.239 --> 00:45:02.199
mentioned that it's a city in Columbia, Yes, And also it should be

668
00:45:02.239 --> 00:45:07.000
mentioned the reason he has her book
is because there's a photograph on the back

669
00:45:07.039 --> 00:45:08.719
of the author and he's using that
to find her. You know, they

670
00:45:08.760 --> 00:45:12.840
never addressed the maintenance man stabbing.
I've always the last couple watches, I'm

671
00:45:12.840 --> 00:45:14.840
like, yeah, he just never
touched on. He just dies horrible.

672
00:45:14.880 --> 00:45:16.639
He dies horribly. His body's stuff
somewhere. Yeah, he's blue collar.

673
00:45:16.679 --> 00:45:21.199
Nobody cares. So Gloria meets up
with Joan and they're at a restaurant and

674
00:45:21.199 --> 00:45:23.639
they're looking over guys and Joan is
just not interested in. Gloria comments that

675
00:45:23.679 --> 00:45:28.519
she's waiting for her Jesse, and
Jesse is Jon's character from her books.

676
00:45:28.519 --> 00:45:31.840
That is her man of the hour
who saves every care, the dreamy dude

677
00:45:31.880 --> 00:45:37.960
who rescues her heroin. Yeah,
all of her book Do You Even?

678
00:45:38.079 --> 00:45:52.840
Movie will be right back, welcome
back to Do You Even? Movie?

679
00:45:53.800 --> 00:45:58.679
So Gloria questions how her sister Elaine
is doing and have they found her husband's

680
00:45:58.679 --> 00:46:02.079
body yet, And that's when Joan
tell are just that one piece. Yeah,

681
00:46:02.119 --> 00:46:07.880
there's a lot of heavy dark stuff. Yeah, that is like the

682
00:46:07.199 --> 00:46:12.719
story is established in very dark things. We find out that he was mutilated,

683
00:46:12.800 --> 00:46:16.719
yes, by some very dangerous people, and of course those dangerous people

684
00:46:16.760 --> 00:46:21.639
are now after our character, our
heroin. Because she also says that a

685
00:46:21.679 --> 00:46:23.320
lane center a package, she hasn't
had a chance to open it yet,

686
00:46:23.679 --> 00:46:27.719
and that's when Gloria says, well, Elene always lands on her feet.

687
00:46:27.880 --> 00:46:30.280
We cut to a lane and car
to Hanah fleeing her apartment, and as

688
00:46:30.280 --> 00:46:34.000
she's driving out in her car,
we see a kid noticing her. He

689
00:46:34.079 --> 00:46:37.760
starts spinning a bola, spins it
and it wraps around her and knocks her

690
00:46:37.760 --> 00:46:39.639
out into the car. He takes
the car. The kid literally leaves into

691
00:46:39.639 --> 00:46:44.039
the car and just drives away with
her in it. And a bola is

692
00:46:44.360 --> 00:46:47.239
a rope with two rocks basically her
balls on the ends so that when you

693
00:46:47.280 --> 00:46:51.360
throw it it wraps around things.
I had to look it up for Davi,

694
00:46:51.440 --> 00:46:52.199
Yes you did, because I was
like, what's that called? Because

695
00:46:52.199 --> 00:46:54.599
it's not a sling shot? No, at first it looks like a slingshot

696
00:46:54.639 --> 00:46:58.079
till he lets it go. Yeah, So we see the kid pull into

697
00:46:58.079 --> 00:47:00.599
the compound that's housing crocodiles on the
water, and that's when we meet Ralph

698
00:47:00.639 --> 00:47:04.559
played by Dandy Vito as he sees
a Lane being taken to a boat.

699
00:47:04.559 --> 00:47:07.159
And Ralph goes over to his brother
Ira and talks about, you know,

700
00:47:07.159 --> 00:47:09.000
I'm nervous about this kidnapping business.
We have all this loot, like why

701
00:47:09.000 --> 00:47:10.960
are we doing this? And of
course his brother is like, hey,

702
00:47:12.239 --> 00:47:15.079
one more big score, then we
all retire. And I've never heard that

703
00:47:15.119 --> 00:47:20.199
before, in a disingenuous way.
Whenever there's a big score, we all

704
00:47:20.280 --> 00:47:23.639
retire. It works. Kids.
So Joe returns home and she finds her

705
00:47:23.639 --> 00:47:29.079
place completely ransacked, like he went
in there and turned everything around. I

706
00:47:29.159 --> 00:47:30.559
found it to be sacked. I
don't know if it was. It was

707
00:47:30.639 --> 00:47:34.840
ransacked. She gets scared because her
cat leaves on her, so at least

708
00:47:34.840 --> 00:47:37.800
he didn't kill the cat, which
I'm happy with. I loved you.

709
00:47:37.880 --> 00:47:38.599
I loved your line. You're like, hey, I let him in,

710
00:47:39.960 --> 00:47:43.400
and the cat just looks her in
the face. I let him in.

711
00:47:43.760 --> 00:47:45.960
So she gets a call from a
Lane and she's like, I can't talk

712
00:47:45.039 --> 00:47:47.599
right now, and that's when Elaine
is like, did you receive a package

713
00:47:47.599 --> 00:47:50.760
and she's like, yeah, yeah, I have it right here, and

714
00:47:50.800 --> 00:47:52.480
we see that she's being held hostage
by Ira and Ralph. They've got a

715
00:47:52.559 --> 00:47:54.639
knife on her, and she's like, I need you to bring it to

716
00:47:54.679 --> 00:47:57.800
Columbia. I needed to bring it
to card to Hannah, and you cannot

717
00:47:57.800 --> 00:48:01.639
tell anybody, and you cannot bring
anyone with you. And the reaction is

718
00:48:02.199 --> 00:48:05.880
her reaction is like she just asked
her to take it to the moon.

719
00:48:06.400 --> 00:48:08.840
And that's when we find out,
as she's talking to her friend and agent,

720
00:48:09.360 --> 00:48:15.719
that this woman lives for her books. Only she's not a cat lady

721
00:48:15.760 --> 00:48:20.920
simply because she's unattractive, which she
is not. She's beautiful. This is

722
00:48:21.119 --> 00:48:27.960
Kathleen Turner at her most dreamy angenu, you know, era. But we

723
00:48:28.039 --> 00:48:31.559
realized that she does not travel,
she does not go anywhere. She really

724
00:48:31.639 --> 00:48:37.599
just writes her books and hangs out
with her cat. But in a moment

725
00:48:37.639 --> 00:48:40.119
that really I thought was very touching, when her friend is like you get

726
00:48:40.119 --> 00:48:43.880
airsick, you get trainsick, you
get carsick, you get everything sick,

727
00:48:44.039 --> 00:48:47.599
She's like, it's my sister and
she needs me. And I love that

728
00:48:47.599 --> 00:48:55.320
because that really establishes that we are
heading into an adventure with a how would

729
00:48:55.360 --> 00:49:04.599
we put a soft footed a tenderfoot's
tenderfooted adventure? An adventure with a tenderfooted

730
00:49:04.599 --> 00:49:07.280
woman. Yes, and also I
do want to point out that, of

731
00:49:07.280 --> 00:49:09.280
course she's leaving. So she gives
Gloria her cat and she goes, I

732
00:49:09.320 --> 00:49:13.039
need you to feed him and hold
him once a day at least at least

733
00:49:13.480 --> 00:49:15.840
I'll feed him, but I'm not
picking him up. So Joan continues packing.

734
00:49:15.920 --> 00:49:19.480
She goes outside, gets in the
taxi, and shortly she arrives in

735
00:49:19.519 --> 00:49:22.280
Columbia and we see Ralph is waiting
there for her, and Joan is looking

736
00:49:22.280 --> 00:49:24.639
for the bus. She's asking people
of this bus cart to Hanah, and

737
00:49:24.679 --> 00:49:28.400
that's when the man from her apartment, who we find out his name is

738
00:49:28.440 --> 00:49:30.960
Solo. He's like, yes,
this is the bus, and that we

739
00:49:30.000 --> 00:49:32.280
are revealed that it is not that
bus is going to a place. I

740
00:49:32.280 --> 00:49:35.599
believe we said it was like San
Felipe. It looked like it was San

741
00:49:35.679 --> 00:49:37.760
Felipe. I wasn't like I caught
it just out of the corner of my

742
00:49:37.800 --> 00:49:43.119
eye. But the bus had just
gone to Carta Hanah and they swapped the

743
00:49:43.159 --> 00:49:45.039
side because well, they picked it
up and flipped it so that bus only

744
00:49:45.119 --> 00:49:50.159
went to Carta Hana or San Felipe. Yeah, and uh, but she

745
00:49:50.280 --> 00:49:52.280
doesn't know. The thing that blew
my mind is so now she's on this

746
00:49:52.360 --> 00:49:55.519
bus. Yeah, and the only
person who appears to speak English is the

747
00:49:55.519 --> 00:50:00.519
guy who stabbed her solo. Yes, you're the guy. And he's the

748
00:50:00.519 --> 00:50:02.360
one kind of helping her a tiny
bit, yeah, by putting her on

749
00:50:02.400 --> 00:50:06.760
the wrong bus and stuff. But
as she's like asking the bus driver who

750
00:50:06.719 --> 00:50:08.840
doesn't speak she's going Cartana, Cartanna, He's going, what what like?

751
00:50:08.880 --> 00:50:13.360
He doesn't understand. It's like,
I'm sorry, I've been to a foreign

752
00:50:13.400 --> 00:50:16.239
country where they don't speak English.
Yeah. If you go to a person

753
00:50:16.239 --> 00:50:22.440
who drives a bus or a taxi
and you say a place, they know

754
00:50:22.599 --> 00:50:25.960
what you're asking. Yeah, especially
if it's the city that's there. They

755
00:50:27.119 --> 00:50:30.800
know they know what that means.
How could he He's like, why are

756
00:50:30.800 --> 00:50:32.679
you saying a place? Over and
over? What could it mean? Well?

757
00:50:32.679 --> 00:50:36.920
And unfortunately, since he's distracted by
her question, he crashes into a

758
00:50:36.920 --> 00:50:39.360
broken down jeep in the road.
And this is quite a crash, Like

759
00:50:39.400 --> 00:50:43.760
they smash right into this thing.
The jeep goes up, all the birds

760
00:50:43.760 --> 00:50:45.000
and everything that are in the back
of it, and yeah, there's cages

761
00:50:45.039 --> 00:50:49.679
and cages of wild birds. Yeah, and they all hit the ground,

762
00:50:49.719 --> 00:50:52.079
and then of course the bus unloads
and everybody from the bus just starts stealing

763
00:50:52.119 --> 00:50:54.559
the cargo from the jeep. And
they're taking the birds, they're taking the

764
00:50:54.599 --> 00:50:59.440
plants, they're taking everything from this
jeep and then just hoofing it somewhere,

765
00:50:59.480 --> 00:51:01.679
hoofing it. And then she's distracted
by finding her suitcase. It's off to

766
00:51:01.719 --> 00:51:05.000
the side, and Joan is now
left with Zolo and he's like, you

767
00:51:05.039 --> 00:51:07.159
know, don't worry. Another bus
is coming, and she thinks that everything's

768
00:51:07.199 --> 00:51:09.599
okay, and that's when Zolo pulls
out a gun and he's like, give

769
00:51:09.639 --> 00:51:13.920
me your bag. And as this
happens, we hear some whistling and we

770
00:51:13.960 --> 00:51:16.000
see a man coming over the hill
and Solo points his gun at him.

771
00:51:16.000 --> 00:51:19.920
He's like, hey, freeze,
fires a shot and empties his canning teen

772
00:51:19.920 --> 00:51:22.360
because the bullet hits it in the
water to starts spurting out and I apologize.

773
00:51:22.360 --> 00:51:25.039
Maybe my brain is a little muddled. Yeah, did we mention what

774
00:51:25.119 --> 00:51:29.400
the thing she has is? Oh
no, we did not. We glanced.

775
00:51:29.480 --> 00:51:30.840
Oh my god, I've got him
on that. Yeah, can the

776
00:51:30.840 --> 00:51:35.840
phone call. We glanced over the
mcguffin she got in the mail, yes,

777
00:51:36.039 --> 00:51:39.519
right before the day before her sister
called a letter from her husband who

778
00:51:39.599 --> 00:51:43.679
is now deceased. Yeah, and
it's a treasure treasure map. Yes,

779
00:51:43.760 --> 00:51:47.639
so it's a treasure map in Columbia. Yep, it's where the treasure is.

780
00:51:49.039 --> 00:51:51.920
Uh. We there's so much to
get into, so much adventure.

781
00:51:52.159 --> 00:51:54.480
And for those who don't know the
term mcguffin, it's something Alfred Hitchcock I

782
00:51:54.519 --> 00:52:00.320
believe invented. It's just a term
for a thing that motivates everybody. It

783
00:52:00.360 --> 00:52:04.719
could be anything. It's just a
mcguffin. So he used to write screenplays

784
00:52:05.159 --> 00:52:07.239
and just say he goes for them, he picks up the mcguffin because he'd

785
00:52:07.239 --> 00:52:12.360
figure out what it was later.
That's great. So uh yeah, So

786
00:52:12.440 --> 00:52:16.480
anyway, that's the mcguffin. That's
what she has on her that apparently this

787
00:52:16.880 --> 00:52:22.079
guy what was his name again,
Zolo wants And now we're finding out that

788
00:52:22.320 --> 00:52:28.599
Zolo is not with the people that
have her sister. Those people are small

789
00:52:28.679 --> 00:52:31.079
time criminals. Well not just that, but they're oddly kind. Yeah.

790
00:52:31.159 --> 00:52:35.559
There, they actually aren't like a
beating her up or anything. They're feeding

791
00:52:35.599 --> 00:52:37.360
her and whatever, but they just
want the treasure. They want the treasure.

792
00:52:37.440 --> 00:52:40.880
Yeah, so you're going to refer
to Zolo as a butcher, Say,

793
00:52:40.960 --> 00:52:44.199
he's like a butcher. He's evil. They're like, whether you call

794
00:52:44.320 --> 00:52:47.400
him Doctor Zolo or General Soolo,
he's a butcher. He's a butcher.

795
00:52:47.760 --> 00:52:51.920
So the canteen's emptying, and of
course the man wastes no time. He

796
00:52:52.039 --> 00:52:54.960
draws his shotgun and we have about
a minute of firefight between these two,

797
00:52:55.079 --> 00:53:00.440
the hell of a firefighter, where
Douglas is just bam bam. I mean

798
00:53:00.480 --> 00:53:05.760
he is just blasting everything that lasting
the jeep, blasting at Zola. I

799
00:53:05.760 --> 00:53:07.679
mean, the gunfire is exchanged for
a bit to the point where Zola just

800
00:53:07.679 --> 00:53:10.920
hoofs it down the road. Yeah, Cazolo's got a little pistol and Douglas

801
00:53:12.039 --> 00:53:15.000
is just reloading the shotguns. My
god, yeah no, I mean he

802
00:53:15.400 --> 00:53:20.079
seriously lit up everything. Yeah.
So jonahs taking cover under a bus,

803
00:53:20.280 --> 00:53:22.760
under the bus, and Zola runs
off, and that's when we meet Jack

804
00:53:22.800 --> 00:53:25.440
Colton, the ogner of the broken
down jeep, as he's pissed because all

805
00:53:25.480 --> 00:53:29.719
these birds are gone now. Yeah, which and they don't quite mention it,

806
00:53:29.760 --> 00:53:34.599
but that would make him what we
call a poacher. He was he

807
00:53:34.760 --> 00:53:37.960
was capturing fancy birds and then he
was going to smuggle them out of the

808
00:53:38.039 --> 00:53:43.239
country yep, and sell them for
big, big money. So now he's

809
00:53:43.280 --> 00:53:47.000
livid. Half a year's work is
gone. And of course our main character

810
00:53:47.519 --> 00:53:52.719
needs help. He speaks English,
he's American. She asks him for help.

811
00:53:52.800 --> 00:53:55.159
He has no interest until he finds
out she's got green. She's got

812
00:53:55.159 --> 00:53:58.480
green indeed. So he finds her
under the bus and she's like, you

813
00:53:58.480 --> 00:54:00.599
know, I need help, and
he's like, you know, not interested,

814
00:54:00.639 --> 00:54:02.119
and she's like, i'll pay you. Meanwhile, this is happening,

815
00:54:02.199 --> 00:54:06.480
Zolo gets picked up by Ralph,
who is looking for Joe. Of course,

816
00:54:06.599 --> 00:54:09.320
Ralph played by Danny DeVito, who
is the representative of I guess we'll

817
00:54:09.360 --> 00:54:13.679
call him the good guys. I
guess, I guess the guys, the

818
00:54:13.719 --> 00:54:17.760
criminal, lesser man guy, the
lesser bad guys. And he he knows

819
00:54:17.760 --> 00:54:21.480
who Zola is, so he's ignoring
him, and he's like, I don't

820
00:54:21.480 --> 00:54:23.079
speak English, and he's like,
well, maybe you speak French, and

821
00:54:23.119 --> 00:54:27.519
so he no, he's I don't
speak He goes, I hate America.

822
00:54:27.639 --> 00:54:30.519
Americano. He goes, ah,
you must be French, which is a

823
00:54:30.559 --> 00:54:34.960
great lie. So good. So
Jack, digging through the wreckage, finds

824
00:54:34.960 --> 00:54:37.000
a picture of sailboats, stating it
looks like we're gonna have to wait a

825
00:54:37.000 --> 00:54:38.719
little longer. Joan questions the nearest
town and he says, oh, that's

826
00:54:38.760 --> 00:54:43.199
Miami, and he's like, Cartagena
is on the very very far side of

827
00:54:43.239 --> 00:54:45.599
this. Yeah she is. She's
spent all night on a bus going away

828
00:54:45.599 --> 00:54:49.559
from Cartagena. Yeah. So she
asked for his help. Of course he

829
00:54:49.599 --> 00:54:51.840
refuses, and she's like, you
know, I'll pay you fifty bucks and

830
00:54:51.880 --> 00:54:52.880
he's like, I may have a
sense of humor, but not that much.

831
00:54:53.000 --> 00:54:55.239
Goes to one hundred, goes to
two hundred, and Jacks like five

832
00:54:55.320 --> 00:54:58.679
hundred, and she's like three seventy
five in travelers check, He's like,

833
00:54:58.679 --> 00:55:00.440
you got a deal. Well,
because at that moment he realizes that's all

834
00:55:00.440 --> 00:55:04.000
she got. That's all she got. So they begin to trek as a

835
00:55:04.039 --> 00:55:07.400
store moves in. Ralph drops off
Zolo at a local police station and Zolo

836
00:55:07.480 --> 00:55:09.840
tells them to assemble their men.
As they're walking, heavy rain starts to

837
00:55:09.880 --> 00:55:14.320
hit Joan and Jack, who are
trekking the road and Jack sees she's struggling

838
00:55:14.320 --> 00:55:15.960
with a suitcase, so he ends
up just chucking it over the side because

839
00:55:15.960 --> 00:55:19.239
he asked her if there's anything valuable
in it? Yeah, is there anything

840
00:55:19.280 --> 00:55:22.360
valuable in it? Do you have
any walking shoes? An umbrella? And

841
00:55:22.360 --> 00:55:25.559
when she says no, you get
away. But then as she's angry about

842
00:55:25.559 --> 00:55:30.119
it, she gets hits the slide
yeah, and then before he can even

843
00:55:30.199 --> 00:55:34.360
laugh at it, he falls down
the mine because he's like, oh shit,

844
00:55:36.000 --> 00:55:39.239
and they slide down like like a
full blown luge course. Oh,

845
00:55:39.239 --> 00:55:42.880
it's insane, Like it is insane, and then they hit this huge body

846
00:55:42.880 --> 00:55:45.880
of water. And what's funny is
he lands right between her legs. Yeah,

847
00:55:45.119 --> 00:55:49.480
like his head lands right between her
legs. And when he stands up,

848
00:55:49.480 --> 00:55:51.800
he just starts laughing and then he
just I love it. He just

849
00:55:51.840 --> 00:55:53.559
pushes his hair on his face and
he goes, what a morning this turned

850
00:55:53.599 --> 00:55:55.599
out to be? And then he
asked her his name, and that's what

851
00:55:55.679 --> 00:55:59.599
he tells her that she's Joan.
So at the police station, Ralph calls

852
00:55:59.639 --> 00:56:01.760
Irax planning Jones mess up, and
one of the funniest things in this whole

853
00:56:01.760 --> 00:56:06.719
conversation is Ralph notices that they're wanted
posters are on the wall. Yeah,

854
00:56:06.760 --> 00:56:09.039
that he is on the wall as
a wanted poster. So he's like hiding

855
00:56:09.039 --> 00:56:12.880
his face from the cops. He
has his hand like separating them, and

856
00:56:12.920 --> 00:56:15.639
then as soon as they look away, he rips it off the wall and

857
00:56:15.639 --> 00:56:20.519
then all so he tells He tells
Ira that Zolo is there, and that's

858
00:56:20.519 --> 00:56:22.920
when Zolo is sitting with the Lane
and he's like, oh, well,

859
00:56:22.960 --> 00:56:24.239
it seems like somebody else has joined, you know, the squad, And

860
00:56:24.280 --> 00:56:28.480
she's like the man that murder her
husband goes the butcher that married your husband,

861
00:56:28.480 --> 00:56:31.360
that murdered you married your husband.
That new story that'd be but yeah,

862
00:56:31.400 --> 00:56:37.159
and that's when we realized that there's
one hundred percent two different people after

863
00:56:37.199 --> 00:56:39.760
going after this, Yeah, and
that one is much more dangerous than the

864
00:56:39.800 --> 00:56:44.159
other. Yeah. So Jack chops
the heels off of Jones's shoes because she

865
00:56:44.199 --> 00:56:46.800
needs practical walking shoes. Solo arrives
at the squad and opens fire on them,

866
00:56:46.840 --> 00:56:50.039
making Jack question what the hell did
I do. He's like, oh,

867
00:56:50.079 --> 00:56:52.639
they're after you, what did you
do? Yeah? And I will

868
00:56:52.679 --> 00:56:55.199
mention, he yells to the to
the cops firing at him. Yeah,

869
00:56:55.199 --> 00:57:00.679
he yells, got hees? Uh. Basically what basically I would assume he

870
00:57:00.719 --> 00:57:05.280
was trying to convince he was telling
the cops that these were gorilla fighters in

871
00:57:05.320 --> 00:57:08.280
the woods in the jungle, which
is a thing was a thing may still

872
00:57:08.320 --> 00:57:14.280
be in Colombia. Is that gorilla
war fighters hide in the jungles. Usually

873
00:57:14.320 --> 00:57:17.400
the Communists might think of gorillas.
I think a captain ron, of course

874
00:57:17.400 --> 00:57:22.079
you do. So Zolo arrives at
the squad, they start opening fire on

875
00:57:22.119 --> 00:57:24.599
them. Jack's like, you know, who the hell are you and they

876
00:57:24.639 --> 00:57:27.840
take off going through the jungle.
They make it to the edge of a

877
00:57:27.840 --> 00:57:30.480
cliff and quick thinking Jack gets ready
for another firefight. Meanwhile, Jones like,

878
00:57:30.480 --> 00:57:32.159
hey, there's a bridge, and
he's like, that's not a bridge,

879
00:57:32.159 --> 00:57:35.679
that's ancient ruins, like, we
do not want to go on that,

880
00:57:35.880 --> 00:57:37.440
no, sir. She doesn't listen. She ends up falling through the

881
00:57:37.440 --> 00:57:40.360
bridge, but as she does,
she swings onto a vine across to the

882
00:57:40.400 --> 00:57:43.480
other side, and Jack's like,
well, holy shit, I'm gonna go

883
00:57:43.519 --> 00:57:46.280
do that. Well, it's not
like I want to go do that.

884
00:57:46.400 --> 00:57:50.880
It's like, well, that's the
option option, And of course, you

885
00:57:50.920 --> 00:57:52.159
know, she makes it to the
other side. Fine. He slams right

886
00:57:52.159 --> 00:57:54.239
into a rock, which, if
you pay close attention, you see the

887
00:57:54.320 --> 00:57:59.519
rock just go in just a little
smidge close attention. If you're looking in

888
00:57:59.599 --> 00:58:01.519
the direction of the screen, you
know, if you're watching an HD transfer,

889
00:58:01.599 --> 00:58:05.639
it's a very soft rock. It's
a very soft rock. So they

890
00:58:05.639 --> 00:58:08.320
make like the eagles. They make
it to the edge and Joan enjoys a

891
00:58:08.360 --> 00:58:10.440
shot. Will Jack catches up with
her, and it's one of my favorite

892
00:58:10.480 --> 00:58:14.119
lines because she's just sitting on the
ground drinking whatever airline liquors and he's like,

893
00:58:14.159 --> 00:58:16.519
what are you doing drinking? And
then he takes a shot and then

894
00:58:16.599 --> 00:58:21.320
the bullets start whizzing past him again. So they catch up with him,

895
00:58:21.360 --> 00:58:22.920
and Zolo and his men move in
on pursuit. Zol and his men give

896
00:58:23.000 --> 00:58:25.480
up after a bit and they decided
to try another route. Moving through the

897
00:58:25.519 --> 00:58:29.880
forest, they come to a crashed
airplane, a big crashed airplane in the

898
00:58:29.920 --> 00:58:32.480
middle of the jungle with with a
pilot, dead pilot, dead pilot just

899
00:58:32.519 --> 00:58:37.880
hanging out of the window with aviator
glasses on a grateful dead jacket. Because

900
00:58:37.920 --> 00:58:40.840
we find out there is a bunch
of weed on this plan which I loved

901
00:58:40.840 --> 00:58:45.239
his lying because she's like, what
is this. He's like this, She's

902
00:58:45.239 --> 00:58:47.800
like, drugs, it's what is
it? He's like a five to five,

903
00:58:47.840 --> 00:58:52.239
five to ten years in America and
a couple centuries here. Yeah,

904
00:58:52.320 --> 00:58:54.079
that's what she's like, Oh,
marijuana, yeah, and then he's like

905
00:58:54.719 --> 00:58:59.840
you smoke marijuana. She's like,
I went to college. So Jack is

906
00:59:00.079 --> 00:59:01.480
they decided to take shelter in the
plane, obviously, and while trying to

907
00:59:01.519 --> 00:59:04.960
start a fire, he's looking for
matches in her bag and that's when he

908
00:59:05.000 --> 00:59:07.800
finds the map and he's like,
you and I have a lot to talk

909
00:59:07.840 --> 00:59:12.239
about. Yeah, so we smash
cut to them putting weed onto the fire

910
00:59:12.280 --> 00:59:15.119
that they're burning as the fire in
the plane, so they're just getting baked.

911
00:59:15.320 --> 00:59:16.960
Yeah. Yeah, he's like,
hey, not a bad fire.

912
00:59:17.599 --> 00:59:22.159
And Jack's looking over the map and
he explains the map leads to what they're

913
00:59:22.159 --> 00:59:23.599
referring to as the Heart and he's
like, you know, do you know

914
00:59:23.639 --> 00:59:25.400
what that is? And she's like, I have no idea. I just

915
00:59:25.440 --> 00:59:28.920
know that the men want this and
I'm going to give it back for my

916
00:59:28.960 --> 00:59:30.199
sister. And he's like, well, what if we took this map and

917
00:59:30.239 --> 00:59:32.920
found the treasure before they did.
And then you've got a better bargaining chip,

918
00:59:34.000 --> 00:59:36.360
yeah, for your sister, because
they don't they want the map because

919
00:59:36.360 --> 00:59:38.119
they want what's there. So if
we go get what's there, we can

920
00:59:38.159 --> 00:59:43.119
march into town and have the best
bargaining chip. And while this is going

921
00:59:43.119 --> 00:59:45.960
on, I do want to mention
one of my favorite lines. Jack finds

922
00:59:45.000 --> 00:59:49.119
a really old copy of the Rolling
Stone that he's slipping through and while she's

923
00:59:49.159 --> 00:59:51.880
talking to him, he's like,
shit, the Doobie Brothers broke up and

924
00:59:51.880 --> 00:59:53.360
he flips over the bac and he's
like when did that happen? Yeah?

925
00:59:53.360 --> 00:59:57.119
And she's like, how long have
you been away from the stage. Yeah.

926
00:59:57.320 --> 01:00:00.880
So while there, while they're enjoying
the fire, she's like, you

927
01:00:00.880 --> 01:00:02.400
know, making sure that like he's
on the up and up and that he's

928
01:00:02.400 --> 01:00:06.079
not, you know, just gonna
take the map. A snake comes up

929
01:00:06.119 --> 01:00:07.880
behind her, because it's a great
fake out because you think for a second

930
01:00:07.880 --> 01:00:10.400
he's gonna go after her, because
he raises a machete, Yeah, kills

931
01:00:10.400 --> 01:00:13.719
the snake. It's a bush master
and that's what they end up eating.

932
01:00:15.239 --> 01:00:27.440
Do you even move? He will
be right back, welcome back to do

933
01:00:27.639 --> 01:00:35.239
you even movie. So we see
Zolo's merks arrive at the police station and

934
01:00:35.280 --> 01:00:37.920
they hand him his uniform, and
that's when we know shit's about to get

935
01:00:37.920 --> 01:00:39.159
bad. Yeah, it's about to
get real, real bad. So back

936
01:00:39.159 --> 01:00:42.920
in the plane, Jack finally tells
Joan's name, Jack T. Colton,

937
01:00:42.960 --> 01:00:45.119
and he explains that he's a fortune
seeker and with his loss of the birds

938
01:00:45.119 --> 01:00:49.599
today, he set back about fifteen
thousand dollars. They talk for a little

939
01:00:49.599 --> 01:00:52.559
bit, but Joan eventually passes out, and that's when Jack hawks the map

940
01:00:52.599 --> 01:00:54.719
and starts studying it and he finds
a marking called the Devil's Fork, which

941
01:00:54.760 --> 01:00:58.320
is the next thing they have to
look out for. So the next day,

942
01:00:58.400 --> 01:01:00.079
Joan and Jack are hiking through the
town as they run into some drug

943
01:01:00.159 --> 01:01:02.719
runners who just start kind of trailing
behind them, and you know, Jack's

944
01:01:02.719 --> 01:01:05.920
like, you know, don't pay
any attention a little village, Yeah,

945
01:01:05.960 --> 01:01:07.119
little village, And he's like,
don't pay any attention to them. They

946
01:01:07.119 --> 01:01:10.840
start talking to him, and Jack
is about to open fire on these guys.

947
01:01:10.920 --> 01:01:14.039
Yeah, he's about to shoot him. And there's like six of them,

948
01:01:14.119 --> 01:01:15.119
six of them, and then Jone's
like, we're we're looking for a

949
01:01:15.159 --> 01:01:16.440
car. Do you guys know where
a car is? And they're like,

950
01:01:16.480 --> 01:01:20.039
oh, you know, go talk
to the bell maker. So they go

951
01:01:20.119 --> 01:01:22.920
up to this really nice house,
the only really nice house in this village.

952
01:01:22.960 --> 01:01:25.119
Well you can't really tell it's nice
at first because it's behind like a

953
01:01:25.119 --> 01:01:29.920
wood wall. Yeah, it's almost
like a fort. Yeah. And then

954
01:01:29.960 --> 01:01:32.159
when they they knock on the door, this little slot opens like the Wizard

955
01:01:32.199 --> 01:01:35.880
of Oz and he's like, what
do you want you know, and they

956
01:01:35.920 --> 01:01:37.000
say, we heard you had a
car, and he's just like, go

957
01:01:37.079 --> 01:01:42.800
away, yeah, and then he
points a gun through the slide the road.

958
01:01:42.880 --> 01:01:45.119
He cocks the gun. They turn
around their back and a way and

959
01:01:45.159 --> 01:01:46.960
that's when they realize his six guys
have followed them there and they have their

960
01:01:47.000 --> 01:01:50.639
guns ready on him, and Jack
goes, all right, right way out

961
01:01:50.679 --> 01:01:52.119
of this one, Joan Wilder.
And that's when we meet Wan, the

962
01:01:52.159 --> 01:01:54.800
guy with the gun behind the door. He's like, Joan Wilder, I

963
01:01:54.880 --> 01:01:58.519
read your book. Yeah, And
then he turns to the guys he goes,

964
01:01:58.559 --> 01:02:00.280
hey, this is the woman whose
books I read you on Saturday.

965
01:02:00.320 --> 01:02:06.639
Saturday. It's so so good.
So they arrive at the home of the

966
01:02:06.639 --> 01:02:08.840
gentleman he know, and he welcomes
them in. When they come in,

967
01:02:09.199 --> 01:02:15.639
he's he's everybody is dressed like drug
runners and poor farmers. He's wearing a

968
01:02:15.679 --> 01:02:19.639
Hawaiian shirt, khaki shorts and sandals. He looks like a rich guy from

969
01:02:19.719 --> 01:02:23.559
Miami. And as they go through
the doors, he has this amazing palacialist

970
01:02:23.639 --> 01:02:29.960
thing estate and with like a workout
area and maids walking around, and he

971
01:02:30.119 --> 01:02:32.960
is so excited to talk to his
favorite office. So meanwhile Zolo and his

972
01:02:32.960 --> 01:02:36.960
men arrive at the village. They
start harassing a woman who's ignoring him,

973
01:02:37.000 --> 01:02:38.800
and a young boy witnesses and we
see him book it towards one house.

974
01:02:38.880 --> 01:02:43.320
Wan is telling Joan about his fandom, offering her the liquor, and like

975
01:02:43.400 --> 01:02:45.000
he puts on a hat and some
sunglass, like I could be a character

976
01:02:45.039 --> 01:02:49.800
in your book. And then they
find out there's no phone in this there's

977
01:02:50.000 --> 01:02:53.559
no phone in the nearest town that
has a phone is quite a ways away.

978
01:02:53.679 --> 01:02:57.280
And they say, well, could
we use your car in some way?

979
01:02:57.320 --> 01:03:00.000
And that's what he says, Oh, they were joking with you.

980
01:03:00.079 --> 01:03:04.480
I have a little mule pepe Pepe. But then we find out go on,

981
01:03:04.639 --> 01:03:08.440
Dave Pepe is a giant ass truck. Yeah, big for so one

982
01:03:08.639 --> 01:03:13.079
evades Zolo's men and they're shooting at
him this whole drive. He's driving through

983
01:03:13.079 --> 01:03:15.639
the village, pointing out landmarks,
telling them stories. Yeah, he's so

984
01:03:15.840 --> 01:03:17.559
because he's like, all he wants
to do is show her around the village.

985
01:03:17.599 --> 01:03:20.800
Yeah, it's like, see that
field over there, my mom was

986
01:03:20.800 --> 01:03:23.079
born in that field. See that
tree over there, My brother planted that

987
01:03:23.119 --> 01:03:28.000
tree. So finally they're trying to
evade them the last second and they make

988
01:03:28.039 --> 01:03:30.079
it to this river and Jone's like, oh, you mean the one without

989
01:03:30.079 --> 01:03:30.679
a bridge And Jack's like, what
do you mean the one or No.

990
01:03:30.880 --> 01:03:32.400
Jack's like, you mean the ones
out a bridge. She's like, what

991
01:03:32.400 --> 01:03:35.599
do you mean the one out of
bridge. That's when we see one hold

992
01:03:35.679 --> 01:03:37.119
up a remote. He pushes a
button, a ramp comes out, and

993
01:03:37.159 --> 01:03:40.239
they ramp it over the river.
But as they land, he pusses the

994
01:03:40.280 --> 01:03:44.679
button again and now it's just a
blockade. Yeah, and one car smashes

995
01:03:44.719 --> 01:03:46.159
into it. So now Zolo and
his men cannot cross, Yeah, and

996
01:03:46.199 --> 01:03:50.920
they fall into the river. And
now they're just whipping through the country,

997
01:03:51.039 --> 01:03:52.599
just whip through the country side to
the stuff. That was a great,

998
01:03:53.880 --> 01:03:57.559
very very good. We are not
even doing a justice. You have to

999
01:03:57.599 --> 01:03:59.840
see this chase sequence. It goes
on for at least I want to say,

1000
01:03:59.840 --> 01:04:01.159
like three to four minutes. It's
a good two or three. Yeah.

1001
01:04:01.280 --> 01:04:03.440
Well, and there's a lot of
good dialogue in the chase scene too.

1002
01:04:03.559 --> 01:04:06.960
Yeah, but it's excellent. So
One takes him to a hillside and

1003
01:04:08.079 --> 01:04:10.960
Jack is looking around there lounging,
and he notices there's a tree that looks

1004
01:04:11.000 --> 01:04:13.559
an awful lot like the Devil's Fork. So he's like, all right,

1005
01:04:13.559 --> 01:04:15.400
well, we gotta get go in. So One mentions that it's the Devil's

1006
01:04:15.440 --> 01:04:18.199
devils Fork, so he tells them
it's time to go. Wan takes them

1007
01:04:18.199 --> 01:04:20.920
into town, dropping them off right
inside of Ralph, who was on the

1008
01:04:20.920 --> 01:04:23.800
phone with Ira. He's like,
I lost them, and he's like,

1009
01:04:23.960 --> 01:04:26.480
you are the luckiest son of a
bitch. Guess who just pulled up.

1010
01:04:26.840 --> 01:04:30.000
So now Ralph is on their trail
once again, and Jack checks into a

1011
01:04:30.000 --> 01:04:31.559
hotel room. He tells, uh, Joan, you know, I guess

1012
01:04:31.599 --> 01:04:33.880
this is the end. But before
that, he asked the clerk if they

1013
01:04:33.880 --> 01:04:36.880
have a xerox machine, and he's
like, we do, Because before that

1014
01:04:36.960 --> 01:04:40.000
he asks one and he's like,
oh, it's broken. Like, yes,

1015
01:04:40.079 --> 01:04:43.519
he wants to copy the map.
So he gets a hotel room yeah

1016
01:04:43.519 --> 01:04:45.960
with the bathroom yep, because he
asked the guy and the guy says all

1017
01:04:45.000 --> 01:04:47.039
of our hotels are bathrooms. He's
like, oh, you speaking English.

1018
01:04:47.079 --> 01:04:49.679
Great. So then he goes to
Joan and he says, well, you

1019
01:04:49.679 --> 01:04:51.719
know, she pays him, pays
him yeah, and he says, well,

1020
01:04:53.039 --> 01:04:55.159
you know, before you go,
at least let me buy you dinner.

1021
01:04:55.280 --> 01:04:57.480
Yeah, And then he gives her
the room key and says why don't

1022
01:04:57.519 --> 01:04:59.960
and uh says, why don't you
go get cleaned up. I'll get us

1023
01:05:00.159 --> 01:05:02.840
new rats to wear. And she
gets out of the shower and finds a

1024
01:05:02.880 --> 01:05:06.559
beautiful dress. Yes, they get
together. They have a wonderful and this

1025
01:05:06.719 --> 01:05:13.679
is where finally some romancing. But
this is where it starts to really click

1026
01:05:13.760 --> 01:05:15.880
that they're that they're falling in love. Yeah. And there's a giant celebration

1027
01:05:15.960 --> 01:05:19.119
going on in the town, having
a massive party, and so they share

1028
01:05:19.119 --> 01:05:23.039
a dance and we see Ralph trying
to steal the map and he's hiding on

1029
01:05:23.119 --> 01:05:25.840
at this woman's table and this this
guy finds him and just starts like shaking

1030
01:05:25.840 --> 01:05:29.559
the ship out of him to veto
is the comic relief to a t in

1031
01:05:29.599 --> 01:05:30.840
this film. Yeah. So,
they share a dance and they share their

1032
01:05:30.840 --> 01:05:33.800
first kiss. They go back to
Jack's room and make love and Joan tells

1033
01:05:33.880 --> 01:05:36.199
him, you know, I think
we should go along with your plan.

1034
01:05:36.280 --> 01:05:39.519
You know, I think we should
go get the treasure in the better bargaining

1035
01:05:39.599 --> 01:05:43.039
chip. She asks him in a
pretty confrontational way. She asks him,

1036
01:05:43.079 --> 01:05:45.719
why haven't you stolen the map?
And he's very taken aback, and she's

1037
01:05:45.760 --> 01:05:49.119
like, I just would assume you
would steal the map. Yeah. So,

1038
01:05:49.360 --> 01:05:53.280
and that's when they reveal as they
go back to making out that Jack

1039
01:05:54.159 --> 01:05:57.199
puts his hand down and pulls the
map under the mattress and puts it back

1040
01:05:57.199 --> 01:06:00.480
in her bag. He had stolen
he had stolen the map. Indeed.

1041
01:06:00.960 --> 01:06:02.480
So in the morning, Zolo and
his men arrive in the village and Jack

1042
01:06:02.519 --> 01:06:06.119
and Jones sneak out past them.
They end up stealing Ralph's car, unaware

1043
01:06:06.119 --> 01:06:10.199
that he is sleeping in the back, and now they are following all the

1044
01:06:10.280 --> 01:06:13.480
landmarks to the treasure. They end
up at a waterfall, folding the map

1045
01:06:13.519 --> 01:06:15.280
to reveal a heart and reveal a
waterfall on it. So they go behind

1046
01:06:15.280 --> 01:06:18.519
the waterfall and they're looking for what's
called Mother's Milk is the last landmark,

1047
01:06:18.880 --> 01:06:21.760
and they find this white body of
water, this little puddle. They start

1048
01:06:21.800 --> 01:06:26.280
digging through it, and they find
an Easter bunny statue, which I laughed

1049
01:06:26.280 --> 01:06:29.920
out loud when I saw It's because
I love it, because Jack goes somebody's

1050
01:06:29.920 --> 01:06:31.559
got a real six sense of humor. Yeah, And then Joan points out

1051
01:06:31.639 --> 01:06:35.880
that in one of her books they
hid the treasure in a statue of statue.

1052
01:06:36.000 --> 01:06:42.800
So they shatter it open and find
the most impossibly green jewel. Yes,

1053
01:06:42.960 --> 01:06:45.320
you've ever seen a giant green jewel. And Ralph appears with the gun

1054
01:06:45.400 --> 01:06:47.320
drawn on them. He takes it
from him, has n't put it in

1055
01:06:47.400 --> 01:06:50.280
a bag, and he puts the
He has them go outside with them.

1056
01:06:50.480 --> 01:06:54.840
Just as Zolo and his men arrive
on the hill. Ralph books it.

1057
01:06:54.960 --> 01:06:58.480
They steal his car and they're chasing
after him. Jack leaps out, tackles

1058
01:06:58.559 --> 01:07:01.199
Ralph, gets the and they get
back in the car speeding away, and

1059
01:07:01.239 --> 01:07:04.920
then of Ralph's line, Oh my
god, mounties. Yeah, there's just

1060
01:07:05.159 --> 01:07:10.280
the horse mounted cops of some sorry. Yeah, So Ralph is on the

1061
01:07:10.320 --> 01:07:13.679
ground. The mounteas surround him,
and Joan decides that, you know,

1062
01:07:13.719 --> 01:07:15.840
since there in pursuit, she's gonna
go ahead and ramp the car right into

1063
01:07:15.840 --> 01:07:19.079
the river. The water carries them
into a waterfall. They leap out of

1064
01:07:19.119 --> 01:07:21.880
the car as it goes over,
and they are now on separate sides of

1065
01:07:21.880 --> 01:07:25.559
the river. And Jack's like,
I've got the diamond, I'll meet you

1066
01:07:25.639 --> 01:07:27.920
or I'll got the jewel. I'll
meet you back at car to Hannah.

1067
01:07:27.920 --> 01:07:30.760
I'll meet at the card to Hannah
Hotel. Look for me. So she

1068
01:07:30.800 --> 01:07:32.719
gets the card Hannah Hotel and finds
out the Jack is not checked in,

1069
01:07:32.840 --> 01:07:35.440
and she calls Ira and sets up
the exchange. And I was like,

1070
01:07:35.480 --> 01:07:39.119
you know, you see the castle
outside your window, meet me there in

1071
01:07:39.119 --> 01:07:42.880
two hours, come alone. And
this is where we get to the finale.

1072
01:07:43.199 --> 01:07:46.679
It's a hell of a finale too. It's hard to run down an

1073
01:07:46.719 --> 01:07:50.840
adventure movie, yeah, because it's
so much spectacle, so much, so

1074
01:07:50.960 --> 01:07:55.960
much great music, so much incredible
stunts. And this is the height of

1075
01:07:56.039 --> 01:08:00.280
eighty stunts. Yes, So it's
just crazy car crashes, guns, rat

1076
01:08:00.400 --> 01:08:04.119
tat tatting at nauseum. There is
a lot of violence in this movie.

1077
01:08:04.239 --> 01:08:08.079
So good, but not a lot
of people getting shot. No, they

1078
01:08:08.119 --> 01:08:10.559
do a whole thing where like when
they were in the little village earlier,

1079
01:08:10.559 --> 01:08:13.920
at Wan's Village, like where the
machine gun bullets are like going across walls

1080
01:08:13.920 --> 01:08:17.199
and a cow's just standing. Yeah, it's super good. So two hours

1081
01:08:17.239 --> 01:08:20.640
later, Joan arrives at the castle
and she's walking around and she hears IRA's

1082
01:08:20.720 --> 01:08:24.359
voice and he's like, you know, show me the map, let me

1083
01:08:24.399 --> 01:08:27.199
see you have it, lay it
down. He finds out that she does

1084
01:08:27.239 --> 01:08:29.960
have Elane, and they swap because
he goes up and he's looking at the

1085
01:08:29.960 --> 01:08:30.880
map and he's like, you know, if this is genuine, if this

1086
01:08:30.960 --> 01:08:34.640
is if this is a fake and
doesn't it doesn't complete that sentence. So

1087
01:08:34.680 --> 01:08:38.079
he puts on his little monocle and
he's looking at the map and he does

1088
01:08:38.119 --> 01:08:45.039
the fake out of Joan Wilder,
You and your sister can't go. It's

1089
01:08:45.119 --> 01:08:48.039
such a great fake out, You
and your sister can go. Yeah.

1090
01:08:48.239 --> 01:08:51.000
Yeah. So Elaine and Joan are
moving and then all of a sudden,

1091
01:08:51.039 --> 01:08:55.520
gunfires around their feet, and that's
when we find out that Solo is there,

1092
01:08:55.560 --> 01:08:58.800
but not just Solo. Jack pops
out and goes missed y at the

1093
01:08:58.800 --> 01:09:01.560
hotel, pushes him. The guards
around him. We all did so they

1094
01:09:01.600 --> 01:09:05.159
ambushed it in the Carna Hanna hotel. And they also know that they've got

1095
01:09:05.199 --> 01:09:09.840
the treasure because down on the ground
goes Ralph, who has been beaten to

1096
01:09:09.920 --> 01:09:12.560
a pulp, and he has another
one of my favorite lines where he's like,

1097
01:09:12.800 --> 01:09:16.239
Ira, these hands, these hands
are gonna break every bone in your

1098
01:09:16.279 --> 01:09:20.720
body. Lada, Yeah, the
gun, he's like, Lada. Though,

1099
01:09:21.560 --> 01:09:25.279
so Zolo burns the map, He's
like, it's useless. They already

1100
01:09:25.279 --> 01:09:27.920
have the treasure. He asks about
the stone and Joan claims that they don't

1101
01:09:27.920 --> 01:09:30.439
know what They don't know where it
is. They dug but they found nothing.

1102
01:09:30.800 --> 01:09:32.840
So Zola asides to take her to
a crocodile pit and he cuts her

1103
01:09:32.840 --> 01:09:35.560
hands, summoning, summoning the crocks, and Jack tells him to stop.

1104
01:09:35.680 --> 01:09:38.720
He goes, she doesn't know where
it is, but the stone is close,

1105
01:09:38.760 --> 01:09:40.560
and he goes, where is it
and he's like, it's close.

1106
01:09:40.600 --> 01:09:42.840
I've got it in a safe place. That's when he has one of his

1107
01:09:42.880 --> 01:09:45.920
men hit him right in the balls
with a gunstock wicked hard, wicked hard.

1108
01:09:46.039 --> 01:09:50.159
But that also reveals that he shakes
around a little bit and out comes

1109
01:09:50.199 --> 01:09:53.800
the stone onto his foot, just
bouncing on his foot. Yeah, had

1110
01:09:53.800 --> 01:09:56.399
it in the old crotch pocket.
Had in the crotch pocket. He has

1111
01:09:56.439 --> 01:09:59.960
it resting on his foot and he
goes choke on it and kicks it across

1112
01:10:00.159 --> 01:10:01.680
and Zolo catches it. He goes, thank you, my friend. Buddy,

1113
01:10:01.720 --> 01:10:08.000
doesn't realize his hand is right over
the crocodile pit as one just snaps

1114
01:10:08.000 --> 01:10:12.159
his hand right off. It jumps
up and I and gorrily rip gor hand

1115
01:10:12.159 --> 01:10:14.680
off. And I think that the
reason they could get away with that in

1116
01:10:14.720 --> 01:10:16.520
Pg. Thirteen is because he was
such a bad Yeah, he's the villain.

1117
01:10:16.560 --> 01:10:19.560
He had done so many bad things
that it rips his hand off,

1118
01:10:19.560 --> 01:10:24.680
and he immediately is like covering it
and trying to watch it ling. He's

1119
01:10:24.760 --> 01:10:28.600
going crazy. I mean, it's
a very violent, very violent moment.

1120
01:10:28.720 --> 01:10:30.600
So that's when Jack knocks out a
guard. He steals the gun, getting

1121
01:10:30.640 --> 01:10:34.560
a gun, just opening fire on
everybody. Joan grabs Zolo's knife and he

1122
01:10:34.600 --> 01:10:38.920
takes and takes a lane to safety. Zolo is pissed now. He arms

1123
01:10:39.000 --> 01:10:41.600
himself with a sharp piece of wood
and he goes after Joan in a lane,

1124
01:10:41.920 --> 01:10:45.199
and that's when Jack notices that the
crock that ate the stone is getting

1125
01:10:45.199 --> 01:10:47.920
out of the water and possibly getting
away. I gotta get that stone.

1126
01:10:47.960 --> 01:10:50.920
So he goes after the crock and
begins to move through the castle. Gunfire

1127
01:10:51.000 --> 01:10:55.479
erupts all around the castle is iron. His men are scrambling with Ralph trailing

1128
01:10:55.520 --> 01:10:57.920
behind them. They get on a
boat and of course Ralph is like,

1129
01:10:57.960 --> 01:10:59.880
come back for me, and he's
like, I'll send the boat back for

1130
01:11:00.159 --> 01:11:04.680
you when soon. And the boat
only goes the little one hundred feet I

1131
01:11:05.000 --> 01:11:09.199
think like sixty. He just goes
over the water a little bit to a

1132
01:11:09.199 --> 01:11:13.720
bigger ship. Yeah, he says, like soon soon. So Jack trails

1133
01:11:13.720 --> 01:11:15.399
the croc as it begins to exit
to the water. He grabs it and

1134
01:11:15.399 --> 01:11:17.560
he's got it by the tail,
and that's when he sees that Zolo has

1135
01:11:17.560 --> 01:11:20.119
caught up to Joan in a lane
and she's crying for help, and she

1136
01:11:20.239 --> 01:11:24.720
also still has his knife. He's
getting up on her and she throws the

1137
01:11:24.800 --> 01:11:27.399
knife just like out of the beginning
of the movie with her character, and

1138
01:11:27.479 --> 01:11:30.479
he catches it on the piece of
wood, takes it and now he's charging

1139
01:11:30.560 --> 01:11:32.479
at her. Jack has the gun
right behind him still holding the croc and

1140
01:11:32.520 --> 01:11:34.960
he decides that he's gonna go for
the gun when he's right in the line

1141
01:11:35.000 --> 01:11:38.880
of sight. He goes and fires
the gun and click, it's empty.

1142
01:11:39.079 --> 01:11:43.960
Yes, So now Joan is right
in Zolo's site and Jack starts scaling the

1143
01:11:44.039 --> 01:11:45.479
He literally starts scaling the wall the
castle, which I kind of forget,

1144
01:11:45.560 --> 01:11:48.720
starts climbing it. It's epic.
It's totally it's totally epics. And it's

1145
01:11:48.720 --> 01:11:53.079
important to mention by letting go of
the tail of the crocodile, in theory,

1146
01:11:53.159 --> 01:11:56.560
the stone is possibly gone forever.
Yeah, because now the crocodile's in

1147
01:11:56.640 --> 01:12:00.039
the ocean. Yeah. So the
the croc goes down, Jack is scaling

1148
01:12:00.119 --> 01:12:03.239
the wall and Zolo has made it
up to Joan and they're they're fighting and

1149
01:12:03.319 --> 01:12:06.319
rolling on the ground and they're right
above a crock pit which has just wood

1150
01:12:06.560 --> 01:12:11.159
bearing over it. Joan struggles as
Jack climbs the tower, and finally she

1151
01:12:11.199 --> 01:12:14.439
grabs Zolo's cigar that he smokes the
entire movie. Basically, he's going through

1152
01:12:14.439 --> 01:12:16.640
the mall and she burns him with
it. He rolls over onto a lantern

1153
01:12:16.680 --> 01:12:19.479
and now he's on fire. He's
even more pissed, he comes after her,

1154
01:12:19.520 --> 01:12:23.640
but he is so weakened by this
point he just falls straight into the

1155
01:12:23.640 --> 01:12:28.119
crock pit, into the crockpot the
crock potty, into the crockpoty. It

1156
01:12:28.159 --> 01:12:30.079
was I remember when his arm got
bit off. I turned you. I

1157
01:12:30.119 --> 01:12:32.159
was like, are we watching hook? Yeah? So Ralph is left by

1158
01:12:32.199 --> 01:12:35.560
Airas the police begin to arrive.
Jack tells Joan and Elaine to get to

1159
01:12:35.600 --> 01:12:39.760
the American embassy, tell them everything
except don't mention his name. He goes

1160
01:12:39.800 --> 01:12:43.039
back to Cardaghanna police and he doesn't
want that coming back on him, so

1161
01:12:43.359 --> 01:12:45.840
she goes, you know you're leaving
me, and he goes, You're gonna

1162
01:12:45.840 --> 01:12:47.439
be all right, Joe Wilder,
and they share one more kiss, and

1163
01:12:47.479 --> 01:12:51.119
then he dives off the tower into
the water. It swims away, and

1164
01:12:51.159 --> 01:12:55.479
now we cut back to New York. Sometime later, Gloria sits at the

1165
01:12:55.520 --> 01:12:58.439
desk reading and gushing over Joan's new
book, and we find out that she

1166
01:12:58.520 --> 01:13:02.439
has completely written about her advent.
Yeah, although yes, in the version

1167
01:13:02.520 --> 01:13:08.000
she wrote uh huh. They then
he finds her at the airport and they

1168
01:13:08.039 --> 01:13:12.800
travel the world. They travel the
world, which was not necessarily no,

1169
01:13:12.920 --> 01:13:15.159
what happened not necessarily at all,
and she calls her a world class hopeless

1170
01:13:15.239 --> 01:13:20.199
romantic, and she corrects her hopeful
romantic. So we see Joan carrying groceries

1171
01:13:20.239 --> 01:13:24.039
going back to her house, and
right in front of her house is a

1172
01:13:24.119 --> 01:13:27.920
giant sailboat on a trailer that just
happens to be the one that Jack was

1173
01:13:27.960 --> 01:13:31.439
looking at. And there's Dream on
top of the boat in the and I

1174
01:13:31.560 --> 01:13:36.079
gotta say, loved that image.
Was not expecting a sailboat in the middle

1175
01:13:36.119 --> 01:13:40.399
of New York City. No,
And it's giant. It's giant with a

1176
01:13:40.439 --> 01:13:44.079
sail up and everything. Yeah,
Yeah, it's huge. And he's standing

1177
01:13:44.079 --> 01:13:45.600
on it. And I felt like
this was the moment that I was like,

1178
01:13:45.640 --> 01:13:47.640
all right, this movie is super
romantic. Yes. So he kicks

1179
01:13:47.640 --> 01:13:49.920
a rope ladder up, she climbs
up, and as she gets to the

1180
01:13:50.000 --> 01:13:54.520
top, he reveals that he has
crocodile boots and he says, poor guy

1181
01:13:54.560 --> 01:13:57.560
had a fatal case of indigestion,
died right in my arms, and she

1182
01:13:57.600 --> 01:14:00.520
says, I can't think of a
better place I would be. They share

1183
01:14:00.560 --> 01:14:03.079
a kiss, and the boat starts
moving through the town, and that is

1184
01:14:03.159 --> 01:14:09.039
the end of Romancing the Stone.
Yes, and what a rye Yes,

1185
01:14:09.119 --> 01:14:13.720
that film is Sincerely, I can't
believe I missed out on it. I

1186
01:14:13.800 --> 01:14:16.720
really loved it. Super super fun
and a lot of fun. And uh,

1187
01:14:17.560 --> 01:14:21.520
before we get into our trivia or
trivia you want to do? You

1188
01:14:21.560 --> 01:14:25.199
want to do the rented or buy
it or what you think? This is

1189
01:14:25.199 --> 01:14:27.880
one hundred percent of buy it for
me? Yeah, yeah, I think

1190
01:14:27.960 --> 01:14:30.960
this is one of the best romantic
adventures a while, A couple of years

1191
01:14:30.960 --> 01:14:32.479
ago, I think. I think
it's been a couple of years now.

1192
01:14:32.479 --> 01:14:35.800
The Lost City came out with Channing
Tatum, which I enjoyed. Yeah,

1193
01:14:35.800 --> 01:14:39.119
and I remember watching it being like, man, this reminds me so much

1194
01:14:39.119 --> 01:14:41.399
of Romancing the Stone. And Lost
City is a really good movie. The

1195
01:14:41.439 --> 01:14:45.960
reveal of the treasure at the end
especially is so so good. But Romancing

1196
01:14:45.000 --> 01:14:47.760
the Stone, it's a buy it
for you because this, like I said

1197
01:14:47.760 --> 01:14:50.039
at the beginning of the show,
has a little bit of everything. It's

1198
01:14:50.079 --> 01:14:55.000
a super fun movie, moves at
a bullet pace. I mean you are

1199
01:14:55.079 --> 01:14:57.800
you are in and out. It
feels like almost Yeah, it zooms and

1200
01:14:57.920 --> 01:15:00.880
you've got a great cast of characters, you got a great a bunch of

1201
01:15:00.920 --> 01:15:03.439
action sequences, You've got some really
sweet romantic scenes, a lot of laughs,

1202
01:15:03.560 --> 01:15:06.000
and overall, I mean, you
are just gonna have a good time

1203
01:15:06.039 --> 01:15:10.640
with this movie. Any crowd and
family, friends, everybody will like this

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01:15:10.760 --> 01:15:14.560
movie. Okay, Well for me, I'm gonna give it a rent it

1205
01:15:14.640 --> 01:15:17.319
Okay. I think it's a must
watch if you, especially if you love

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01:15:17.359 --> 01:15:21.960
eighties nostalgia. Yeah, if you're
a nostalgia freak, then you would absolutely

1207
01:15:21.960 --> 01:15:24.960
want to own it. Yeah,
I mean, without a doubt. But

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01:15:25.079 --> 01:15:30.520
I think that at the very least
it needs to be in your brain library

1209
01:15:30.600 --> 01:15:32.439
y, like you need to have
seen it. Yeah, So I wouldn't

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01:15:32.479 --> 01:15:35.079
say wait for it to come about
to you. I would say seek it

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01:15:35.119 --> 01:15:39.640
out and give it a watch.
I think Romancing the Stone was very good,

1212
01:15:39.720 --> 01:15:44.359
even if I felt like The Stone
was not that romance. So we'll

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01:15:44.359 --> 01:15:45.880
get to that in a second.
Actually, So, okay, the film

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01:15:45.920 --> 01:15:50.720
had a budget of ten million dollars. What would you like to was it

1215
01:15:50.760 --> 01:15:55.319
was a modest success. We'll just
say, well, you already told me

1216
01:15:55.359 --> 01:15:59.439
it was a hit. It was
gangbusters, because that's what brought about Back

1217
01:15:59.439 --> 01:16:00.720
to the future. Take I guess
at worldwide. Just take I guess at

1218
01:16:00.720 --> 01:16:03.840
worldwide. I would guess in one
hundred million round one hundred and fifteen million

1219
01:16:03.920 --> 01:16:09.239
dollars. Wow, ra least in
Freak March thirtieth of nineteen eighty four.

1220
01:16:09.479 --> 01:16:13.199
Like I said, everybody thought it
was gonna flop. Studio executives fired Zamechas

1221
01:16:13.199 --> 01:16:15.600
from Cocoon over it, and then
it becomes a big hit, so much

1222
01:16:15.640 --> 01:16:17.680
so that they put out the sequel
the very next year. Wow, that's

1223
01:16:17.720 --> 01:16:21.000
incredible. Yeah, so studio execs, we're so sure the film would flop.

1224
01:16:21.079 --> 01:16:24.800
Z Amecchas was fired, and that's
like what got him his back to

1225
01:16:24.800 --> 01:16:26.960
the future to be made, because
they were like, you know what,

1226
01:16:27.520 --> 01:16:30.479
you're good, go go ahead,
whoopseie doodle. In the famous dance sequence,

1227
01:16:30.800 --> 01:16:33.560
Douglass was not aware that he was
being filmed. He was dancing with

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01:16:33.560 --> 01:16:36.680
Turner and some of the extrasm was
surprised to find Zamecchas had been filming the

1229
01:16:36.840 --> 01:16:42.239
entire time. I maybe believe maybe, I mean, it's it's a little

1230
01:16:42.239 --> 01:16:45.399
harder to sneak a you know,
gigantic thirty five millimeter camera around, but

1231
01:16:45.479 --> 01:16:48.279
maybe it maybe that's true. I
could believe it. The film was originally

1232
01:16:48.279 --> 01:16:51.520
supposed to be in Columbia. However, life imitated art and there was a

1233
01:16:51.600 --> 01:16:56.600
rise in American kidnapping, so the
filming was moved to Mexico. Yeah.

1234
01:16:56.720 --> 01:17:00.880
When the film started, I was
like, Uh, Columbia in like the

1235
01:17:00.920 --> 01:17:05.119
height of the cocaine trade doesn't really
seem like the way to go. Not

1236
01:17:05.159 --> 01:17:09.840
really, So yeah, Mexico I
think smarter. So. According to Kathleen

1237
01:17:09.880 --> 01:17:14.319
Turner's memoir, Douglas originally offered the
role to Deborah Winger, but after a

1238
01:17:14.359 --> 01:17:16.880
fateful meeting at a Mexican restaurant where, according to Douglas, she ended up

1239
01:17:16.880 --> 01:17:23.439
biting him, she didn't get the
part I have. I have so many

1240
01:17:23.520 --> 01:17:27.000
thoughts and questions the same. But
you know what, though, but I

1241
01:17:27.119 --> 01:17:31.960
had this button made specially for moments
like this, what quitch show business?

1242
01:17:33.640 --> 01:17:38.319
That's great. Way to unveil that
one to you for a while. That's

1243
01:17:38.359 --> 01:17:41.800
fantastic. But what else? What
other trivia you got for? Romancing?

1244
01:17:41.800 --> 01:17:45.439
The stone is jeweler's jargon that refers
to a step and preparing a gem for

1245
01:17:45.600 --> 01:17:51.159
use in jewelry. Oh okay,
Clint Eastwood, Jack Nicholson, Christopher Reeve

1246
01:17:51.279 --> 01:17:55.800
all turned down the role of Jack
T. Colton Stallone turned down the role

1247
01:17:55.840 --> 01:18:00.199
to star in Rhinestone, a decision
that he unfortunately went to regret. I

1248
01:18:00.199 --> 01:18:01.640
I mean, it would be a
whole other movie with Stallone. Oh yeah,

1249
01:18:01.680 --> 01:18:04.520
I mean I think it'd be fun, but it'd be a totally different

1250
01:18:04.520 --> 01:18:08.079
thing. I feel like it would
have been a hard R. I don't

1251
01:18:08.079 --> 01:18:09.560
know if it would have been a
hard R, but I feel like it

1252
01:18:09.560 --> 01:18:13.479
would have been a lot funnier.
Yeah, it would have to be funny,

1253
01:18:13.600 --> 01:18:15.119
or it would had to have been
like a straight action movie, which

1254
01:18:15.119 --> 01:18:18.560
I don't think really would fit the
tone of this this film at all.

1255
01:18:18.640 --> 01:18:21.319
No, not at all. So
Jessica Lang turned down the role for Joan

1256
01:18:21.359 --> 01:18:28.560
Wilder for the desire to tackle more
serious work. Yeah, I mean fair

1257
01:18:28.680 --> 01:18:30.720
fair enough. Many believe that Romancing
the Stone is a ripoff or a cash

1258
01:18:30.760 --> 01:18:33.319
in on the success of Raiders of
the Lost Art. The script, however,

1259
01:18:33.479 --> 01:18:36.399
was written in nineteen seventy nine,
before Raiders even existed, and it

1260
01:18:36.399 --> 01:18:41.079
wouldn't be another five years before the
film went into production. And finally,

1261
01:18:41.279 --> 01:18:44.760
Douglas, while build first does not
appear in the film until the first twenty

1262
01:18:44.760 --> 01:18:46.279
four minutes, that's true, he
comes in right at the second act.

1263
01:18:46.359 --> 01:18:49.439
YEP yeah, so that are that. Those are the notes in trivia on

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01:18:49.600 --> 01:18:54.840
Romancing the Stone. I just I
love this movie. I just I cannot

1265
01:18:54.960 --> 01:18:57.079
say that enough. And you know, we like to end the show by

1266
01:18:57.079 --> 01:19:00.159
giving a couple recommendations. I've got
to this week. First one is Bird

1267
01:19:00.199 --> 01:19:03.439
on a Wire with Mel Gibson and
Goldie Hawn from nineteen ninety. An old

1268
01:19:03.439 --> 01:19:08.399
flame discovers her ex boyfriend from the
past is a relocated FBI informant out to

1269
01:19:08.399 --> 01:19:12.760
stop the bad guys. It's a
really fun, I mean loaded action movie

1270
01:19:12.880 --> 01:19:15.239
and a lot of comedy, sure
that you can find pretty easily. And

1271
01:19:15.279 --> 01:19:18.640
the second one I'm gonna give is
The Golden Child with Eddie Murphy from nineteen

1272
01:19:18.640 --> 01:19:23.560
eighty six. I think it's a
pretty good romantic adventure, even though romance

1273
01:19:23.600 --> 01:19:26.279
isn't super heavy in it. Wait
for the record, he doesn't romance the

1274
01:19:26.359 --> 01:19:30.119
child Child. The private detective specializing
in missing children is charged with the task

1275
01:19:30.199 --> 01:19:33.239
of finding a special child whom dark
forces want to eliminate. If you want

1276
01:19:33.239 --> 01:19:40.560
a movie with demons, Eddie Murphy
quibbing non stop. And there is a

1277
01:19:40.600 --> 01:19:44.239
full scene that features the rat song
body talk in a biker house that I've

1278
01:19:44.239 --> 01:19:47.159
always loved That's Fair, Golden Child, and Bird on a Wire. Those

1279
01:19:47.159 --> 01:19:51.560
are mighty recommendations. What you got, h well, my recommendations considering I

1280
01:19:51.640 --> 01:19:56.920
had to watch the film first.
Yes, I would say Overboard. I

1281
01:19:57.000 --> 01:20:00.079
almost said over Yeah, Overboard is
definitely a big one for me because I

1282
01:20:00.119 --> 01:20:04.600
think that that has a similar mindset
and a similar attitude. And if I

1283
01:20:04.640 --> 01:20:09.800
wanted to go with something else that
I think you would like if you like

1284
01:20:09.880 --> 01:20:13.000
this movie but it isn't just like
it, yeah, I would have to

1285
01:20:13.039 --> 01:20:16.439
go with Mom and Dad Save the
World. That's a good pick. I

1286
01:20:16.520 --> 01:20:19.079
love Mom and Dad Save the World. I think Mom and Dad saved the

1287
01:20:19.079 --> 01:20:23.840
World's fun. I know it's just
Jeffrey Jones keep sneaking back into our show.

1288
01:20:24.000 --> 01:20:28.920
It does. It's worrisome. But
no Romancing the Stone from nineteen eighty

1289
01:20:28.960 --> 01:20:33.079
four. Yes, you can't beat
a good time with those two acts.

1290
01:20:33.159 --> 01:20:35.279
I'm so happy that you enjoyed it. I knew you would, but like

1291
01:20:35.359 --> 01:20:38.960
I just when we finished and you
were just like, that was really good.

1292
01:20:39.039 --> 01:20:41.600
I was quite happy because that now
I'm two for two. So the

1293
01:20:41.640 --> 01:20:44.560
third ones I'm probably gonna fuck up
whatever it is. Quit bullying me.

1294
01:20:45.439 --> 01:20:49.279
Well, my friends, before we
get out of here after another thrilling edition

1295
01:20:49.319 --> 01:20:53.840
of Do You Even, we just
want to say thank you guys so much

1296
01:20:53.880 --> 01:20:57.479
for checking us out, whether you're
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1297
01:20:57.479 --> 01:21:00.359
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1298
01:21:00.359 --> 01:21:03.479
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1299
01:21:03.520 --> 01:21:06.680
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1300
01:21:06.760 --> 01:21:10.840
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We love getting emails at doueven movie
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1302
01:21:15.920 --> 01:21:19.000
exhausted. I feel that because we
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1303
01:21:19.079 --> 01:21:24.039
selflessly helping me get recorded ahead.
Then I got COVID which made it a

1304
01:21:24.079 --> 01:21:28.680
little hard to catch up. Absolutely, but we're recording ahead because I'm producing

1305
01:21:28.680 --> 01:21:31.319
a movie for the next ten days
coming up, so I won't have time

1306
01:21:31.359 --> 01:21:33.840
to sit down with you and watch
a flick for a little while. But

1307
01:21:34.279 --> 01:21:39.960
we will be back next time with
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1308
01:21:40.119 --> 01:21:45.359
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1309
01:21:45.359 --> 01:21:46.199
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01:22:04.039 --> 01:22:08.319
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I'm thrilled to say, have joined
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1322
01:22:30.479 --> 01:22:34.159
really do appreciate it. Oh and
we've been getting proofs of the Freddy's Nightmares

1323
01:22:34.239 --> 01:22:40.640
Swapanian book that's that we are co
authors on. It's still a ways away,

1324
01:22:40.920 --> 01:22:44.800
but I wouldn't be surprised. It
might don't quote me on this,

1325
01:22:44.840 --> 01:22:47.399
but it might be good by October. I would love that so and when

1326
01:22:47.439 --> 01:22:53.119
that happens, we'll do a special
show which will be simulcast here and on

1327
01:22:53.159 --> 01:22:57.720
the old Freddy's Nightmares podcast. Yes, feed that'll be really exciting, will

1328
01:22:57.760 --> 01:23:00.960
be fun. But for now,
my friends, thank you so much for

1329
01:23:00.039 --> 01:23:06.560
joining us, and we will see
you next Tuesday. You laugh every time

1330
01:23:06.640 --> 01:23:10.119
because you're a child. Your child,