Little Giants (1994): Rick Moranis, Ed O’Neill and Devon Sawa

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If you never got picked for the
team, kids like that, I mean,

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they can't help it. They're no
good. If you never got a

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chance to play, who are you, Vince Lombardi all of a sudden,

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if you've always dreamed of standing tall, Timmy, I'm not sure, but

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I don't think that goes there.
This is your chance to be a giant.

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Let's kick somebody on one, Rick
Marinis, I'll show you intimidates,

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little giants. Brady dg sneak preview
this weekend. Check newspapers for theaters.

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In a world where podcasts reign supreme, Two Friends dare to ask Do You

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Even? Movie? Hosted by filmmaker
Enrique Kuto and movie officionado David de Neuer.

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Spoiler alert. Well, hello everybody, and welcome back to Do You

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Even? Movie? I am your
host, Enrique Kuto, here with my

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good buddy and co host Double d
Iron David Deny usually Iron before Mike.

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But I don't know stuff. I
guess it's gonna be Diamond Dave. That's

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like usually the usually that's the one. Right. As long as it's not

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Dustin Diamond Dave, we're good.
It pretty much is Dustin Diamond Dave I'm

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just being honest, okay, And
so speaking of honest for those watching us

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in visual form, I'm going to
comment on no, I am not ill.

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I mean I am the illess.
You are ill, but I am

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not ill. But the rosiness of
my face is thanks to spending ten days

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on a set in the dead of
winter and it being very sunny, and

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so I have literally because there was
snow and rain and then hot weather.

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Sometimes I was completely bundled up and
I always had to have a hat on.

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So I have a literal field workers
suntan like. It's just my cheeks

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and mouth. That's it. That's
it, and it's yeah, I I

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literal like field workers tan. And
I already told Dave if he made any

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comments about being me being Hispanic,
he'd be canceled. So he's he's leaving

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those behind. But that's not what
we're here to talk about. Is not

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because it's March. It's March.
We're moving into springtime. Yes, and

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March is often known for March madness, a time when a sport of some

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kindly does something. Is it basketball, Well, that's the time when people

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are excited to check out the gridiron
and find out who gets the puck into

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the goal. Give me your headway. You're trying, you know, you

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know you wouldn't know from looking at
me. But uh, as an indoor

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kid, did you, I mean
I was an indoor kid. Did you

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play sports at all, like at
all growing growing up, like with neighborhood

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kids or anything. Okay, you're
an indoor kid, all right, you're

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playing the crack cocaine dealer. I'm
just reminded. Did you ever have a

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honded house in your neighborhood? Do
you ever have a house you guys were

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all afraid to go to? Yeah
we did. Yeah, yeah, No,

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I mean like one where like people
died. Yes, yes, absolutely,

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yeah yeah yeah, growing up in
the hoods very different. But we're

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talking about the classic, uh deadly
serious sports film, Yes, of the

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Night of nineteen ninety four, Little
Giant, Little Giants. Indeed, a

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film that I have to admit I
always liked as a kid, even though

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I was not a sports kid.
Well, you spoil it. You just

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ruined the whole everybody, We'll see
you next time. Alert. That was

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just all we had had to bring
here. No, no, but we're

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gonna be talking about Little Giants tonight. A film that is a good bit

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of fun. Yeah, and wasn't
trying to reinvent the wheel, which is

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why Cisco and Ebert apparently had a
really like it problem with it. I

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do love when they tear apart kids. And he was like, what a

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trite cliche concept. It's like,
yeah, aimed at eleven year old Well,

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I remember. Do you remember the
Heckler documentary that Jamie Kennedy did,

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Yeah, vaguely. Yeah. Do
you remember the scene when they talked to

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John Lovetz about all the reviews that
came in from benchwarmers when he because he

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was like the main I think producer
on it or I know he's in it

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as well, and like he was
just like it was a kid's movie,

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and they like lamb basked it like
it was something along the lines of Citizen

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Kane that it wasn't. Well,
I mean they didn't lamb Bastitizen Kane,

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but I understand. I mean,
to this day, I've been I've been

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trying to find a high resolution image
of Uve Bowl punching a critic. Yeah,

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so I can hang it up in
my office. Yeah. So,

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uh, you mean the documentary you're
also in, Oh, Raging Bowl yeah,

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I do have a little kid and
raging bull. I get around,

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man, I get around. What
was the didn't I just watch something and

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I was in it? Uh you
were watching wrestling, you're watching wrestle man.

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Yeah, there's this. There was
this video on YouTube about like wildest

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moments in professional wrestling, and they
were talking about Rakishi freaking out on this

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guy and beating him with a chair
and and they said it was at Heartland

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Wrestling Association. I was like,
oh, I think I heard about that.

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And then when the show the clip, I was like, oh,

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I'm in the front row. Yeah, yeah you are. I was like

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sixteen years old. Uh yeah,
yeah, it was Uh that was the

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That's when you know you're getting old. You're in history now. Kids,

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that's fair. But speaking of history, yes, we have little giants to

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look forward to. And this is
a film that I most certainly know nothing

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nothing about the making of, or
why would I you know, I mean

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like I didn't until I put these
notes together. So it's fine. Well,

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now you're just being dismissive and hateful. You want me to start calling

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you Ebert or Ciskel. I mean, you're the tall oneswhere you're I do

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get hateful, Dave as it is
anyway salty day salty So Little Giants,

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Yeah, give us the beats.
The Little Giants is nineteen ninety four release

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date, an hour and forty seven
minutes long, rated PG four kids,

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rude language and pranks, pranks,
pranks. It's like I saw the TV

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rating for Twister and it says for
bad depictions of bad weather. Yes,

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woo. So the director of this
movie is Dwayne Durham, but he may

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not just be the only director on
it, which we'll get to towards the

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end of the episode we talk about
notes now. Is Dwayne Durham anything like

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Bull Durham? He is not.
He is not anything like Bull Durham.

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And I just watched the movie for
the first time last year. So Dwayne

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Durham has a pretty interesting career.
He starts in the editorial department in nineteen

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seventy seven with a film called Three
Warriors, works on American graffiti in nineteen

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seventy nine, is an editor on
The Black Stallion in seventy nine, editor

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on Empire Strikes Back nineteen eighty Raises
The Lost Arc eighty one, Dragon Slayer

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eighty one, The Mean Season eighty
five, where he becomes the main editor.

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He still remains main editor on Blue
Velvet in nineteen eighty six and then

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Cherry two thousand and eighty seven,
Throw Mama from the Train in nineteen eighty

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seven, as well Fright Night in
eighty eight, Bill and ted zexl Venture

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eighty eight, and then in his
directing career starts in nineteen ninety with twin

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Peaks Hey Buddy series eighty eight,
Fright Night two. Did I say that

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right now? You said Fright Night? Oh, Fright Night too? Yeah?

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It says too, it says too. There my apologies. I I

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yeah, but wow Takes series nineteen
ninety No David Shut Up, Wild at

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Heart, which he's also the editor
on in ninety Homeward Bound, The Incredible

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Journey in ninety three, directs Little
Giants in ninety four episodes of Seventh Heaven

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and ninety six Jag in ninety five. Then in nineteen eight ninety eight he

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delects directs a little film called Halloween
Town. I Love Halloween. I Love

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Halloween toown too, And this basically
makes a mistakefle of the Disney Channel because

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at that point, then in nineteen
ninety nine he does the thirteen year Uh

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Santa and Pete nineteen ninety nine as
well, double teamed in two thousand and

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two, Right on Track two thousand
and three, Star Wars Clone Wars in

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twenty ten, then in twenty seventeen
becomes the editor the Twin Peaks series,

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the Revision, and then he's also
to Revival Thank you, Oh guys,

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this is gonna be a great Dave
chooses the wrong words episode I can tell

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already and I'm the tired one.
Yeah, that's fair. And then he

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also was the editor on twenty twenty
is the Turning that movie with I remember

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the parting, Yeah, that was. That wasn't great. I didn't I

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didn't love it. It wasn't great. That's why it's not that's we're not

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doing an episode, why we're not
doing an episode on it. So wrapping

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up with doing Durham Is Turning in
twenty twenty, and then moving on to

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our writers. We have James Ferguson
who is credited for only the story and

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screenplay of Little Giants. That's his
career on IMDb. Only the story and

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screenplay. Yep, this is here
all of Well, no, I'm saying

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that's the only move. That's the
only one, that's the credit he has.

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Okay, So then we go to
Robert Shawcross. He was the writer

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on Little Giants in nineteen ninety four. Then he both writes and directs Bored

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Silly in two thousand and Uncle Nino
in two thousand and three. Our next

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writer is Tommy Swardlow. He does. He starts out as an actor in

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nineteen eighty four with The Wildlife Genius
in eighty five, Howard the Duck in

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eighty seven, Spaceballs in eighty seven, Hamburger Hill eighty seven, Child's Play

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eighty eight, Blueberry Hill in eighty
six. He becomes a writer in ninety

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three on Cool Runnings. All right, man goes to do Little Giants in

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ninety four, Bushwhacked in nineteen ninety
five, same director as bush Bushwhack.

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Oh writer, sorry, sorry,
but Bushwhacked. I love Bushwhack. Yeah.

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That Actually there's a lot of similar
gags, which there are the kids

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in Bushwhacked. So then snow Dogs
in two thousand and two, One thousand

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Junkies in twenty seventeen. Okay,
the Grinch, The Grinch twenty eighteen,

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the animated one, not the famous
animated one. The one that came out.

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I think God who voiced him,
I can't remember. I think it

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was benet At Cumberbatch. Bennett Cumberbatch
did the Grinch's voice. Yeah, oh,

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I was gonna guess Judge Reinhold what
but because I always guess Judge Ryndhole,

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that's fair. Then Pushing Boots The
Last Wish in twenty twenty two,

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and then our final writer is Michael
Goldberg, who also did Cool Runnings in

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ninety three, has screenplay on that
Little Giants screenplay in ninety four, bushwacks

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screenplay credit in ninety five, The
Love Master in nineteen ninety seven, which

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I really like that title, but
I've never seen that movie. You've never

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seen The Love Master. You've seen
Love Master? Yeah? For real?

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No? I think so okay,
Earth Final Conflict in two thousand and one,

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and then snow Dogs in two thousand
and two, and then wrapping us

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up on our behind the scenes people, our cinematographer Giannis Kiminski. You said

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it right, Yeah, I know
you do. Yeah, what'd you go

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to school? Ladies and Gentleman.
We had a complex name, but David

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he got through the name, and
uh, congratulations, So do you know

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why this fella is very special to
our show. In particular? Is it

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because he rode in so Yiannis Kimenski
starts as a gaffer on Not of This

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Earth in nineteen eighty eight, the
Jim Winorski film, which I have a

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poster of in my office, keeps
on the gaffer stage with Saturday the Fourteenth

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strikes back in nineteen eighty eight,
Strip to Kill Two Live Girls. In

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eighty nine, he was a gaffer
on Strip to Kill Two Live Growth.

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So that's he daffed on two films. I have posters hanging up in my

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house up gaffer of Dance of the
Damned in nineteen eighty nine. That's a

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good That's one of the best of
the Roger Korman stripper movies. He becomes

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the secondary DP on Lords of the
Deep in nineteen eighty nine, is the

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DP on After midnine and eighty nine
chief lighting director, the DP on After

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Midnight After mid or Oh no,
she'd be a second DP, second assistant.

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Okay, So, and you're talking
about that anthology. Yep. Actually

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really I caught that on late night
on like this TV or comment or something,

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Yeah, and really enjoyed it.
Chief Lighting DP on Watchers two in

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nineteen ninety. I love all of
the Watchers movies. Then he becomes cinematographer

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in nineteen ninety with a little film
called Grim Prairie Tales. I love that

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movie, and you don't I have? Didn't you sell your copy? It

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was a bootleg? But yeah or
actually no, I think I still have

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it because I like Grim Prairie too. It's got something. I mean,

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it's got some great moments of it. Terror Within two in nineteen ninety,

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Cool as Ice in nineteen ninety one, Wow, Killer Instinct in ninety one,

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Treble Bound in ninety three, that
frickin' Michael Madsen and Drew Barrymore movie

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we watched, Oh shit, yeah, okay, okay, The Ventures of

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Huck Finn, the one with Elijah
Wood in ninety ninety three, which was

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a classic staple of my childhood.
I could see that that that's supposed to

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be. That movie was everywhere.
It really was, Yeah, it really

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was. Then he does Shindler's List
in nineteen ninety three, What follows that

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with Little Giants in ninety four?
Hold On, Yeah, you go.

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From Grim Prairie Tales and Terror Within
two, Two Adventures of huck Finn to

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Schindler's List. Yeah, all yeah, one of these things is like the

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other. No that that's that's an
incredible reveal. Yeah. Oh just wait,

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I just I just would expect nothing
against this guy. He's clearly good.

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Yeah, but I would expect that
you that like you would have to

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do. I mean, I guess
made The Adventures of Huck Finn because it

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was such a big hit. Maybe
that made him a bigger name as a

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cinematographer. But I just would have
expected a Dean Kundy or somebody to do

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Shindler's List. Yeah. No,
someone who's you know, just always doing

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those big, big Hollywood flicks.
Yeah. So in ninety four, he

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finishes Little Giants, goes to Tall
Tale in nineteen ninety five, Jerry Maguire

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nineteen ninety six, Lost World,
Jurassic Park ninety seven, Amistad ninety seven,

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Saving Private Ryan ninety eight, AI
Artificial Intelligence two thousand and one,

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Minority Report two thousand and two,
Catch Me if you Can't two thousand and

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two, The Terminal Wore the World's
Munich, Indiana Jones and the Can of

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the Crystal Skull, and then Funny
People in two thousand and nine. This

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is the guy that you looked up
the first time. This is the guy.

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So for those who may not have
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entire reason that I taught sweet David
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is because this is so ridiculous.
It is because one time I was

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curious who shot Uh wait, no, you said funny people. Oh wait,

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yeah, funny people. Oh wait
yea, so it's not forty,

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this is forty. My bad.
I fucked that up. Yep. So

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now we have a blue fer yep, yep. Ah damn. But I

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was totally excited. I was watching
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the way it's the peat is really
interesting. Yeah, and I was like,

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who did this? And I clicked
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his first was Stripped to Kill two, and I was like, wow,

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just remember the story of that happening. Yeah, that is hilarious. But

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also I love that when I looked
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past strip to Kill two. I
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any of these other like quintessential like
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two thousand and one or twenty eleven, Warhorse twenty eleven, Lincoln twenty twelve,

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The Edge in twenty fourteen, Bridge
of Spies, the post Ready Player

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one, called the Wild Oslo Westside
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who like replaced Dean Kundy to Spielberg
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yeah wow, because I remember at
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Spielberg pictures. Yeah wow, what
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was his name? Yanu's Janis Kiminski. Yanis Kaminski. We salute you as

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a director of photography. Uh and
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right back, welcome back to do
You Even movie? Yeah? So are

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you ready to move into the synopsis? Sure? All right? So the

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IMDb synopsis for Little Giants says,
a misfit from their opposing team of an

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elite pee wee football team coached by
the elite team coach's brother. My synopsis

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says Danny O'she forms his own team
of misfits for a peewee football team.

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When his older brother Kevin decides to
cut Danny's daughter from his elite team.

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Together, Danny and his team must
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to them than meets the eye.
Well, that would be a transformer's synopsis,

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David. It works, It doesn't, I think so. I mean,

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I don't know why you would need
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I'm like, like, like I'm
at work. Why would you put

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o'sha in there? Nobody needs to
know that? It could just be Danny

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Danny. You didn't even mention that
his wife left him? Why would I

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need to mention that. I feel
like it's prudent. No, that's not

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a bad synopsis. It's not a
bad synopsis, not at all. So

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how did you first see Little Giants
television? Television? Actually? You know

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what I actually know. I think
that it was rented at a friend's house

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because the first time I saw,
oh boy, the first time I saw

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Little Giants, I was in New
Hampshire visiting my dad. Yeah, I

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think maybe one of my dad's buddies
kids had rented it because I remember watching

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or maybe it was on TV,
but this would have been this would have

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been like ninety five, Okay,
so it would have been when it was

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just on home video. Yeah,
so that's the first time I remember seeing

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it, and then I remember rerunning
on television. My favorite moment of the

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whole movie, which we'll get to
in quite a while, but I always

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always remembered them putting Alca Seltzer in
the mouse to simulate that their mad dogs.

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like a regular staple at my house. My mom loves this movie. Is

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it all the farts? I don't
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get her on the phone. I
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she always loved this movie. Anytime
it was on TV, anytime like it

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was on cable. We always had
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several times. From like Diamond Video, which was an old I remember diving.

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There were multiple Diamond videos. I
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had one bye. We had one
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in Hollywood Video that were right next
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Diamond video. Yeah, in the
corner, and I used to go there

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because my sister had a friend who
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World Championship Wrestling home videos, all
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rent those bad boys and then but
it feels like in my brain that like

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five weeks later it was out of
business. It wasn't literally, but it

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felt like I felt like that quick
yeah no, Like I mean, I've

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seen this movie so many times and
the scene that always sticks out to me

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is and we'll get to that as
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the tackle demonstration with with Ed O'Neil's
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no. That's one of the height
of the physical humor in this movie.

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And speaking of our cast, we
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He started on Second City TV in
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Theater in eighty two, then does
Second City TV Network in eighty two,

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Night Flight in eighty two, Saturday
Night Live in nineteen eighty three, does

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the film Range brew in eighty three, Streets of Fire in eighty four,

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Ghostbusters in eighty four, The Wildlife, The Last Polka Brewsters Millions Club,

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Paradise, Little Shop of Horror,
Spaceballs, Ghostbusters two, but anything memorable,

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Honey, I shrunk the kids in
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That's when we should do on the
show. I adore, Honey,

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I shrunk the kids, and I
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Parenthood in nineteen eighty nine. Never
seen it, Oh my god,

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it's so good. The Rocket Boy
nineteen eighty nine, My Blue Heaven La

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Story, Honey, I blew up
the kids, Splitting Airs, the Flintstones,

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Little Giants, Honey, I shrunk
the audience, Sesame Street, Big

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Bully, Honey, we shrunk ourselves. Brother Bear, the Animated Adventures of

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Bob and Doug McKenzie. And he
was on The Goldbergs in twenty thirteen.

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When he was on The Goldbergs,
I don't remember that. I don't either

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his character was. I think they
said black helmet, so I think it

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was like a Spaceball's episode. Oh
that's such a great use of the talents

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of Rick Moranas. Yeah. Sorry, I love Rick Brannas, but I

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I so. As I've gotten older, I have realized that as a kid,

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I had no appreciation for Ghostbusters because
Ghostbusters is so much funnier for an

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adult. Oh yeah, absolutely.
There are jokes about interest rate loans and

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and my favorite jokes are Rick Branna
saying like saying like at the best Prayer

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is all the food at my party's
tax deductible. As long as I invite

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clients instead of friends, I lie. As long as I invite clients instead

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of prey who brought the dog?
So next in our cast we have Ed

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O'Neil, who plays Kevin o'sha seventy
credits on his resume and also I had

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no idea of his his work before
Dutch and like all that other like he

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has a lot of stuff at the
eighties, I had no idea about that

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I want to try because it all
flopped. Yeah, yeah, he look

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no disrespect to mister Ed O'Neill.
He not only is he in one of

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the most underrated films of all time, Dutch, which I really do think

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should be a classic, and he'll
be on the show, but not Ed

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O'Neil will not be on the show. Don't listen to Dave uh No.

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But not only that, but Married
with Children obviously massive hit. And then

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he goes in like fifteen years later
ends up on another hit sitcom, Modern

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Family. I mean you, You
really can't get a better career experience than

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an O'Neill in Hollywood. So his
first movie in nineteen eighty is Cruising.

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He goes to do Today, The
Women Got Even in nineteen eighty, as

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well Dogs of War nineteen eighty,
Another World in nineteen eighty, When Your

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Lover Leaves in eighty three. He
was on Miami Vice in eighty four,

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Hunter in eighty five, The Equalizer
Series in eighty five. Then he does

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The French Connection three in nineteen eighty
six, where he plays Popeye Doyle.

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What It's a TV movie? What? Yeah? Nineteen eighty six The French

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Connection three, Ed O'Neil plays Popeye
Doyle. What No, my mind is

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blown? Yeah? Good old ed
box office poison O'Neill so that he does

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Right to Die in nineteen eighty seven, Scores Married with Children in eighty seven,

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as well Organized Disorganized Crime in nineteen
eighty nine in the movie I Showed

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You Yes. Then he does K
nine in eighty nine, The Adventures of

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Ford fair Lane in nineteen ninety,
Our Buddy Cappies Click Sibling Rivalry in nineteen

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ninety The Whereabouts of Jenny in ninety
one, Dutch in ninety one. So

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yeah, Dutch was before this or
before Oh yeah, that'sch was in ninety

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one. Yeah, I forgot about
that. I knew that, I did

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not. There's a lot you don't
know. Yeah, I'm aware. Wayns

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World ninety two, Waynes World two
ninety three, Blue Chips, Little Giants,

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Prefontaine, The Spanish Pioneer, The
Bone Collector, the Tenth Kingdom,

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Spanish Pioneer. Yeah, I mean
the Spanish are prisoners. They could work

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for both. Do you want Do
you want me to take over the show

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and go take the nap? The
Bone Collector nineteen ninety nine, Tenth Kingdom

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two thousand, Lucky Numbers two thousand, Nobody's Baby two thousand and one,

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Spartan two thousand and four, eight
Sibl Rules for Dating, My Teenage Daughter

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in two thousand and five, West
Wing two thousand and five, Red bult

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A Belt, Modern Family in two
thousand and nine, My God Wreck and

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Ralph In twenty twelve, Entourage Movie
twenty fifteen, Family Guy twenty fifteen,

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Finding Dory twenty sixteen, and he
was in a movie called The Last Shift

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in twenty twenty. He's done a
couple of things since then, but nothing

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major. He's mainly just done Modern
Family is one of his biggest things.

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He's got to be up there in
age. He's got to be in his

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seventies, right, I believe so
he has to, or at least he's

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about to be. He's gonna be
closed. Yeah. And then wrapping up

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our cast is Devin Sawa, who
plays Junior. He started his career on

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Unsubbed in nineteen eighty nine. Sherlock
Holmes returns in ninety three. He did

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a bunch of Nerve commercials. Those
yep, those Nerve commercials were literally for

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my generation. Yeah, they were
like directly targeted at children my age.

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You best believe they're all on YouTube
too, because I pulled up a couple

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because of course they are. I
thought I remembered one of them. I

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totally did Little Giants in ninety four. He does Casper in nineteen ninety five

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now and then nineteen ninety five Night
of the Twisters ninety six. I've heard

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that's a good one. I've never
seen that. Yep. I was the

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one that told you that. And
it's on YouTube, and I think it's

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somewhere else too. I can't remember, but Night of the Twisters was an

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ABC or family movie that played all
the time, and it's pretty scary.

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Well yet it was back then.
That's good to hear. Yeah, yeah,

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you know. Robin of Loxley in
ninety six, The Boys Club ninety

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six, Action Man ninety six,
Wild America nineteen ninety seven, The Jonathan

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Taylor Thomas movie. How did JTT
never really take off? He was such

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a big deal, really was?
Yeah that it wasn't so? SLC Punk

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in ninety six, Around the Fire
ninety eight, Idle Hands ninety nine,

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Final Destination two thousand, The Guilty
two thousand. He was in the eminem

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music video for Stand in two thousand
as well. Oh yeah, yeah,

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Slackers two thousand and two, Extreme
Ops two thousand and two. Remember Extreme

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Ops. Nope, that was like
a cash off of Triple X when they

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put out a bunch of those like
Extreme Well that was but that was all

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because of extreme sport, extreme sports, the era of skateboards and surge.

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Yep, he does the Spider Man
cartoon two thousand and three, Extreme Dating

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two thousand and five, Devil's Den
n CISLa a Resurrection Nikita, Exorcism of

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Molly Hartley, which was a movie
I remember Wasn't wasn't Devil's Den. That

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was Jeff Burr, I believe.
So yeah, yeah, yeah, my

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buddy Jeff did that one. And
Extra Molly Hartley was one of those movies

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that was like it was they sold
it a hot topic. I remember that

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distinctly, of course you do.
And it's what I've never seen. But

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I've heard it's I've heard it's good, and I've also heard it's bad.

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I really want to see it.
How could you not get a movie that

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was sold at hot topic? It's
your two favorite dings in one only Night,

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Deadly Night when it got re when
it got re released just by itself

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by Anchor Bay, they were carrying
it at hot topic as well. That's

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insane. I never heard that.
Yeah, Life on the Line in twenty

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fifteen, Punk's Dead Sally SLC Punk
and twenty sixteen Wife I though, The

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Fanatic in twenty nineteen. I remember
The Fanatic because we watched it. Yeah,

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Something Disturbing the Peace twenty twenty,
but Guy for twenty twenty, Hunter

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Hunter twenty twenty, Hunter Hunter.
That's a film that if you have not

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seen it or heard about it.
I can't ruin it for you because it's

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too good. But it is a
solid indie drama thriller, really fun and

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the ending will leave your jaw on
the floor. Yeah. Cannot recommend Hunter

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Hunter enough. And I love when
a title doesn't seem to make sense and

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by the end it does. Yeah, and Hunter Hunter makes sense sense.

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Yes. Then he was also in
and executive produced Black Friday in twenty twenty

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one, the Bruce Campbell movie.
Yeah. Oh yeah, yeah, Well,

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I mean I don't know if he
actually produced it or he got a

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split got chat, but yeah,
no, you know, but Devin saw

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was the real deal Banana Peel and
recently he's on the Chucky series, which

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started in twenty twenty one. I
have got to watch the Chuck. Watched

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the first season. It's it's good. Look at you, You're like,

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it's good. I haven't watched all
of it at all, but it's good.

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I wasn't against it when they announced
it, but I was also just

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like, how is this gonna work? And then well, you see every

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week they release another episode until the
season's over. That is that how it

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works? Yeah? Yeah, it's
it's similar to other television shows. What

401
00:26:44.640 --> 00:26:48.519
are television shows? Look at you? You ready to get into the movie.

402
00:26:48.240 --> 00:26:52.000
I'm really curious what you're gonna read
inaccurately. Oh yeah, I'm getting

403
00:26:52.039 --> 00:26:56.000
to I was worried that I,
being the one operating on no sleep,

404
00:26:56.000 --> 00:27:00.039
would be the weak link here.
My throat is getting raspy. But you're

405
00:27:00.079 --> 00:27:03.200
really taking the bullet for me on
this one. I'm so welcome, buddy,

406
00:27:04.000 --> 00:27:07.880
missed you being off? Oh goodness, go on, all right.

407
00:27:07.960 --> 00:27:11.119
So we see an Urbania water tower, and that is the town that we

408
00:27:11.160 --> 00:27:15.559
are in in nineteen sixty four,
and we're in Ohio. We are,

409
00:27:15.720 --> 00:27:21.240
but also the movie Yeah, and
I always I found that hilarious because Urbania

410
00:27:21.519 --> 00:27:25.640
is one letter off from Urbana,
Ohio, which is like up the highway,

411
00:27:25.839 --> 00:27:27.400
well like really close to you,
but like up the highway from me.

412
00:27:27.960 --> 00:27:32.519
So I always thought that was funny. It's Urbana, Ohio. So

413
00:27:32.599 --> 00:27:34.920
we see the young o'sha brothers.
We have Danny and we have Kevin,

414
00:27:34.920 --> 00:27:37.720
and they're walking down the road.
As Danny tells his brother he's excited to

415
00:27:37.720 --> 00:27:41.000
spend the day with them. Kevin
is not enthusied. No, Kevin is

416
00:27:41.039 --> 00:27:47.279
not, And I have to say, what a cruelness to have a casting

417
00:27:47.359 --> 00:27:49.880
director look at a little child and
be like, you look like you're in

418
00:27:51.880 --> 00:27:53.799
the Only thing crueler than that looking
at a little child and going, you

419
00:27:53.839 --> 00:27:59.480
look like branas, you're in.
So Danny and Kevin hop the fence and

420
00:27:59.519 --> 00:28:03.039
we see that Kevin is getting together
with his friends to play football, and

421
00:28:03.160 --> 00:28:04.680
Kevin turns it. Danny down on
joining and basically says, you're on the

422
00:28:04.680 --> 00:28:07.440
injured team or you're on the injured
list this time round, so he can't

423
00:28:07.440 --> 00:28:11.400
play. So Kevin tells him that
you know, it's fine because we're He

424
00:28:11.440 --> 00:28:15.480
looks the water tower and says,
you know, one day our names are

425
00:28:15.519 --> 00:28:18.480
going to be on that water tower. You just watch thirty years passes immediately

426
00:28:18.519 --> 00:28:23.359
and we see that it's become true, except it's just Kevin O'Shea. And

427
00:28:23.400 --> 00:28:27.039
this is where we get into the
meat of this show. Yeah, David,

428
00:28:29.119 --> 00:28:33.119
you asked me if I played sports? No, so what sports did

429
00:28:33.160 --> 00:28:38.920
you play? Razor as a little
kid or as a teen? Oh?

430
00:28:38.960 --> 00:28:44.119
God? So grow I mean growing
up, I played played soccer. I

431
00:28:44.200 --> 00:28:47.559
never played football, but I played
soccer, I played baseball, and I

432
00:28:47.640 --> 00:28:49.640
ran track. We're basically my three
I really liked baseball, and I really

433
00:28:49.680 --> 00:28:52.799
liked track soccer. I did like
two years of and then that was enough.

434
00:28:52.799 --> 00:28:56.319
And I did karate once, but
my mom had to basically drag me

435
00:28:56.359 --> 00:28:59.799
to karate practice every day because I
never wanted to go. Why did you?

436
00:29:00.000 --> 00:29:02.559
Are you afraid that one day you'd
have to face Stephen Segal and you

437
00:29:02.640 --> 00:29:04.880
knew you wouldn't be able to Maybe
you knew that would be the end or

438
00:29:04.920 --> 00:29:08.079
the cobra kai would come in.
Yet Oh man, I see, I

439
00:29:08.079 --> 00:29:11.519
mean it's a yellow belt at least. Yeah, I mean I got my

440
00:29:11.599 --> 00:29:15.480
yellow belt. I don't know where
the hell it is. That's so dishonorable.

441
00:29:15.880 --> 00:29:21.000
I have my yellow you still have
it? You when you bow to

442
00:29:21.039 --> 00:29:23.240
your sense, is that a lie? I don't remember. I was like

443
00:29:23.319 --> 00:29:29.039
five or six, so was I. I was like six. You you

444
00:29:29.079 --> 00:29:33.880
when you bowed to that sense,
you were lying? You did I remember

445
00:29:33.960 --> 00:29:37.240
no respect. I remember that I
did not do well in that class,

446
00:29:37.599 --> 00:29:40.880
and the yellow belt would just kind
of felt like a participation to me at

447
00:29:40.880 --> 00:29:44.839
that point. Wow, I'm just
saying, Oh, I'm honest. You

448
00:29:44.880 --> 00:29:48.279
bowed to your opponent, you bow
to your sense, and then you just

449
00:29:48.359 --> 00:29:51.640
like, I'll throw my belt and
with some rotten banana peels. I think

450
00:29:51.640 --> 00:29:53.880
I so nag. I'd still to
be honest, that's even worse. You

451
00:29:55.000 --> 00:30:00.920
can't sell a yellow belt. They're
earned. David. I don't know where

452
00:30:00.920 --> 00:30:03.359
it is. I don't know where
it went. I just know I had

453
00:30:03.400 --> 00:30:07.200
it at one point because I remember
I said tight around my head because Schwarzenegger

454
00:30:07.240 --> 00:30:14.039
did that in uh jingle all the
way, you have like zero respect for

455
00:30:14.119 --> 00:30:22.920
karate. This was like twenty plus
years ago. Man, So do you

456
00:30:22.160 --> 00:30:33.640
even? Movie? Will be right
back, welcome back to do you even?

457
00:30:33.759 --> 00:30:41.960
Movie? We see adult Kevin holding
tryouts for peewee football, told on

458
00:30:42.640 --> 00:30:49.000
okay we weren't diving. Oh okay, so I'm guessing old long legs Dave.

459
00:30:49.279 --> 00:30:56.240
Yeah, yeah, his school never
got picked last for any teams.

460
00:30:53.920 --> 00:30:59.920
M Dodgeball. You got picked last
for dodgeball? Uh, not often,

461
00:31:00.160 --> 00:31:02.519
but I mean it happened several times. I still have a memory. I

462
00:31:02.519 --> 00:31:03.759
think it was there was. You're
like, I don't have a lot of

463
00:31:03.799 --> 00:31:07.720
memories because you know, getting hit
in the head of the dramas, Yeah

464
00:31:07.759 --> 00:31:11.640
and trauma. No, yeah,
dodgeball. I got picked last four a

465
00:31:11.640 --> 00:31:15.000
couple of times, and I think
like the one they always picked me first

466
00:31:15.000 --> 00:31:18.440
for was kickball, but that was
usually around junior high high school time.

467
00:31:18.480 --> 00:31:21.720
But yeah, in regards of elementary
when you played kickball in high school and

468
00:31:21.839 --> 00:31:25.200
pee when I had to take I
had to take one year of pe because

469
00:31:25.240 --> 00:31:27.920
we had the option for summer gym, and I did it once and then

470
00:31:29.119 --> 00:31:30.279
I still had to get one more
credits. I like to imagine you were

471
00:31:30.279 --> 00:31:37.440
in remedial pe. I was not
in remedial PE. I got picked last

472
00:31:37.559 --> 00:31:41.880
so many times that the gym teacher
felt bad. When I was in elementary

473
00:31:41.880 --> 00:31:44.440
school, David, are you really
gonna wipe your face with your shirt?

474
00:31:44.559 --> 00:31:48.160
Yes, yes I am. I'm
sweating, so so like, why don't

475
00:31:48.160 --> 00:31:51.519
you just white sweat, you goddamn
yellow belt and then you can spit in

476
00:31:51.519 --> 00:31:53.559
the country in Japan? How about
that? Why are we talking about my

477
00:31:53.640 --> 00:31:57.559
yellow belts? Because I can't believe
you you do you do? You often

478
00:31:57.640 --> 00:32:02.480
bow to people and then go JK
and then just like crap on their society.

479
00:32:02.559 --> 00:32:06.400
Not that I recall no, but
again I was also like five,

480
00:32:07.599 --> 00:32:09.160
you were a little shit, is
what you were. I wanted to watch

481
00:32:09.240 --> 00:32:12.680
Power Rangers instead of going to karate. I can tell you that much.

482
00:32:12.880 --> 00:32:20.960
It is the same thing, is
it, though? Yes, the recent

483
00:32:21.039 --> 00:32:24.000
you're a karates because Power Rangers just
so cool. See, I was a

484
00:32:24.160 --> 00:32:28.319
kid who was such a loser.
I thought Bruce Lee was cool and I

485
00:32:28.440 --> 00:32:30.440
was mad because we couldn't find a
kung fu do jo. Yeah that's fair,

486
00:32:30.920 --> 00:32:34.519
yep. Yeah. Actually, God, I'm trying to remember the lot

487
00:32:34.519 --> 00:32:37.319
of living. I have my yellow
belt, you know why, because I

488
00:32:37.359 --> 00:32:39.839
made a pledge. Now I'm not
curious. I do have my yellow boat.

489
00:32:39.880 --> 00:32:44.039
Actually, he's trying to save face. No, I'm more so just

490
00:32:44.079 --> 00:32:45.720
trying to think have I seen it
recently? Because I'm wondering if it's actually

491
00:32:45.720 --> 00:32:50.000
in my basement in my tub of
shit, or it might be in the

492
00:32:50.000 --> 00:32:53.359
top of my closet at my parents'
house. Great dishonor can we get back

493
00:32:53.400 --> 00:32:59.559
to the movie. All I'm saying
is I was picked last enough that my

494
00:32:59.680 --> 00:33:04.000
gym teacher in elementary school started letting
me just opt to not play. I'm

495
00:33:04.039 --> 00:33:09.400
sorry, I'm sorry I keep picking
children's movies with sports and what you I

496
00:33:09.440 --> 00:33:13.359
got a childhood. I'll talk about
it. I'm a fraid you're the one

497
00:33:13.359 --> 00:33:19.319
who gets uncomfortable when I talk about
my brutal childhood. We see adult Kevin

498
00:33:19.400 --> 00:33:22.359
holding tryouts for peewee football and it's
a it's a band of ragtag kids.

499
00:33:22.359 --> 00:33:25.480
We've got one scene where a kid
gets tackled by ice Box, who is

500
00:33:25.799 --> 00:33:30.359
Danny's daughter, and the kid looks
like he has a head wound. I

501
00:33:30.359 --> 00:33:30.960
love this. He looks like he
has a head wound. Yeah, it

502
00:33:31.000 --> 00:33:36.039
looks like there's blood coming out of
his helmet. But then it's revealed.

503
00:33:36.440 --> 00:33:38.799
Well, and of course he's a
fat kid, yes, and look,

504
00:33:39.000 --> 00:33:44.559
I know it's not nice, but
in this era, he's a fat kid.

505
00:33:44.839 --> 00:33:47.279
Sorry about you. He's a fat
kid. And they reveal that he

506
00:33:47.440 --> 00:33:52.319
has a peanut butter and jelly sandwich
and a bag of che in his helmet.

507
00:33:52.400 --> 00:33:57.960
And don't forget the Cheetos are crunchy
or puffs, they're puffs. Yeah,

508
00:33:58.079 --> 00:34:04.279
he's like, what a what a
so Icebox basically tackles him and that

509
00:34:04.440 --> 00:34:07.079
they reveal the helmet. At that
point. Icebox is the only girl on

510
00:34:07.119 --> 00:34:09.599
the team trying out right now too, and that is Danny's daughter. Danny

511
00:34:09.599 --> 00:34:14.079
stops by to see Becky as she's
getting into a fight with the kids because

512
00:34:14.079 --> 00:34:16.320
they've been intimidating the rest of the
Ragtags. There's a team there that it

513
00:34:16.440 --> 00:34:22.000
has a lot more athletic and because
they're trying out for the team, Yeah

514
00:34:22.039 --> 00:34:28.360
yeah, yeah. So he joins
his family, which is Kevin's wife,

515
00:34:28.360 --> 00:34:31.039
on the sidelines, and Becky calls
out for her uncle that she's so proud

516
00:34:31.079 --> 00:34:35.320
of it. He calls the names
of the team, but Becky and the

517
00:34:35.360 --> 00:34:38.480
other misfits do not get picked,
not a one. Not a single Melvin

518
00:34:38.519 --> 00:34:42.000
on the team, not a single
one. He thanks them for trying out

519
00:34:42.039 --> 00:34:45.320
and says there's always next year.
Sorry, losers, I guess you'll just

520
00:34:45.400 --> 00:34:49.639
have to found Amazon or something,
so you're not playing football. So Danny

521
00:34:49.679 --> 00:34:52.440
goes to try and comfort the kids, and he goes to talk to his

522
00:34:52.440 --> 00:34:54.440
brother as well, because his brother
is driving a nice Corvette and he's just

523
00:34:54.480 --> 00:34:58.840
living life happy because they've got the
team now and he's gonna take this team

524
00:34:58.840 --> 00:35:01.239
to a championship victory. Because that's
one thing that I forgot to mention is

525
00:35:01.280 --> 00:35:06.000
that when he's giving his speech before
he tells the kids, Becky calls him

526
00:35:06.039 --> 00:35:09.159
out on everything that he's gonna say
about his three championship victories, his heisman

527
00:35:09.199 --> 00:35:13.159
trophy that he got and she's just
naming him all right before. He says

528
00:35:13.199 --> 00:35:16.039
that, yeah, because he was
super successful and he's turned it into a

529
00:35:16.119 --> 00:35:22.159
Chevy dealership in his hometown, which
is a little sad, little said,

530
00:35:22.159 --> 00:35:24.400
we'll sad, little sad. So, I mean, but I don't have

531
00:35:24.400 --> 00:35:27.679
a Chevy dealership to you, I
don't have one. Not you don't even

532
00:35:27.679 --> 00:35:34.000
have a yellow belt. You should
have never told me that. So Kevin

533
00:35:34.119 --> 00:35:36.960
says he only has three weeks to
put together a team for the victory,

534
00:35:37.000 --> 00:35:38.079
and Danny says, well, you
know, you hurt their feelings as well,

535
00:35:38.119 --> 00:35:40.199
and what does winning have to do
with this. It's peewee football.

536
00:35:42.000 --> 00:35:45.159
You know, it's terrible. So
he says, like this is good for

537
00:35:45.199 --> 00:35:47.559
them, Yeah, because this teaches
them, like you know that you don't

538
00:35:47.599 --> 00:35:51.519
get what you want to say.
I'm kind of on at O'Neill's side.

539
00:35:51.840 --> 00:35:55.239
It's actually good for these kids.
It's good to experience rejection. Yeah,

540
00:35:55.480 --> 00:35:59.760
because it weeds out the week.
So every kid that steps in front of

541
00:35:59.760 --> 00:36:05.519
a car and kills himself what no, but but no, but in all

542
00:36:05.559 --> 00:36:08.599
seriously, no, but I mean
it teaches you if you if you get

543
00:36:08.840 --> 00:36:13.440
you don't get picked for the team. Then it teaches you that like either

544
00:36:13.559 --> 00:36:15.599
you really want it so you're willing
to wait a year and practice hard,

545
00:36:16.159 --> 00:36:19.599
or you didn't really want it that
much, you were just kind of interested,

546
00:36:19.679 --> 00:36:22.079
like a kid who throws his yellow
belt away. My god, this

547
00:36:22.199 --> 00:36:24.920
is never gonna go away, not
ever. For your birthday. I'm gonna

548
00:36:24.960 --> 00:36:30.320
get you like a missing sign for
a yellow belt. My god, I

549
00:36:30.320 --> 00:36:32.960
gotta find this yellow boat. Yeah
you do, and I'll know if you

550
00:36:34.039 --> 00:36:38.480
bought one on Amazon, I'll know
it better have the certificate of authentic sharp,

551
00:36:38.920 --> 00:36:45.760
like a date certificate of authenticity on
it. So Kevin's house, he's

552
00:36:45.760 --> 00:36:47.559
having dinner with his wife and his
two girls, and carried His wife questions

553
00:36:47.559 --> 00:36:51.920
why he didn't choose Becky, which
is his niece, uh, basically calling

554
00:36:51.920 --> 00:36:53.400
out for being a chowvinis like,
yeah, because she is a really good

555
00:36:53.440 --> 00:36:58.400
base uh baseball football, you know
what baseball players. No, she's a

556
00:36:58.440 --> 00:37:00.480
very good football player. Yeah.
They call her ice box. Icebox.

557
00:37:00.800 --> 00:37:04.800
So we cut over to Danny,
who's trying to comfort Becky, telling her

558
00:37:04.960 --> 00:37:07.000
that, you know, not being
picked a street er up for all this

559
00:37:07.039 --> 00:37:08.599
time for her to do something else. But Becky just wants to play football.

560
00:37:08.840 --> 00:37:12.599
That's when we cut to the clubhouse
where the misfits are and three of

561
00:37:12.639 --> 00:37:14.920
the guys that made the team show
up and start picking on the kids,

562
00:37:14.960 --> 00:37:19.000
and Ice Box rolls up in a
in a go cart yes, and she

563
00:37:19.199 --> 00:37:22.920
chases them down on their bicycles yep, causing them to wreck them in ways

564
00:37:22.960 --> 00:37:24.719
that I can only assume would mame. If not, well, let's see.

565
00:37:24.760 --> 00:37:28.320
We get one that goes into the
river. We get one that gets

566
00:37:28.400 --> 00:37:30.639
hit with the antenna, like because
it has like a skunk tail or something.

567
00:37:30.719 --> 00:37:34.360
Yeah, the antenna and the rack
crashes, and then the last one

568
00:37:34.440 --> 00:37:36.760
goes into the water, and he's
like, you know why, why did

569
00:37:36.760 --> 00:37:37.880
you do that? And she's like, you know, you you're not as

570
00:37:37.960 --> 00:37:40.440
good as we are because guess what, we're forming our own team and my

571
00:37:40.559 --> 00:37:46.360
dad's running it. We're forming your
own team with blackjacket hookers. So two

572
00:37:46.559 --> 00:37:51.719
saturdays from today, Eric Cup,
so she tells him that her dad is

573
00:37:51.760 --> 00:37:53.159
going to start the team. We
cut to Kevin's car a lot which is

574
00:37:53.199 --> 00:38:00.599
oh Shay Chevrolet rhymes, and he
leaves to go me to the town elders.

575
00:38:00.599 --> 00:38:02.079
At the diner, the mayor shows
up, telling him that he thought

576
00:38:02.079 --> 00:38:05.519
there was only one team in the
in the league, and now he hears

577
00:38:05.559 --> 00:38:08.320
that there's two. That's when Danny
rolls up and Becky is sitting in the

578
00:38:08.360 --> 00:38:10.000
side with him and she's like,
oh, by the way, Dad,

579
00:38:10.280 --> 00:38:14.360
I love you by and run started
a team. Bye. Yeah. So

580
00:38:15.320 --> 00:38:19.320
Kevin confronts him and the kids are
peeking at the door as Danny takes offense

581
00:38:19.320 --> 00:38:22.559
to Kevin, basically telling him that
he can't coach like he's not athletic,

582
00:38:22.599 --> 00:38:23.480
he doesn't know how to win.
He doesn't know how to win a game

583
00:38:23.719 --> 00:38:25.920
or coach kids for that matter.
Yeah, and if anything, he can

584
00:38:25.960 --> 00:38:30.480
barely tie his own shoes, let
alone keep a woman around. Rude,

585
00:38:30.519 --> 00:38:36.159
where's the mom? She ran off? She ran off point exactly. You

586
00:38:36.159 --> 00:38:38.280
know where the mom is right now
with your yellow belt, somewhere that no

587
00:38:38.320 --> 00:38:43.320
one will ever find. That's where
she is. So the kids are peeking

588
00:38:43.320 --> 00:38:45.280
at the door and they're watching Danny, and Danny stands up for him,

589
00:38:45.280 --> 00:38:47.840
telling him that he's going to form
a team and he's gonna coach it,

590
00:38:47.880 --> 00:38:52.000
and they're gonna have a playoff game
two saturdays from today, and whatever team

591
00:38:52.039 --> 00:38:53.360
wins is going to be the one
that represents the town for the league,

592
00:38:53.559 --> 00:38:58.880
and that is when we begin our
rag tag group of misfits. Yes,

593
00:38:59.400 --> 00:39:06.159
and what we get is a funny, wholesome but substantially less violent Bad News

594
00:39:06.159 --> 00:39:08.920
Bears. Yeah. Oh man,
you know we should totally cover which no

595
00:39:08.920 --> 00:39:13.159
one would expect in a million years, The Billy Bob Thornton Bad News Bears,

596
00:39:13.239 --> 00:39:16.239
which I love that one because it
is if you think kids getting hurt

597
00:39:16.320 --> 00:39:21.039
is funny, that movie's for you. I more so love the fact that

598
00:39:21.039 --> 00:39:23.360
their team gets sponsored by the Strip
Club. Oh it's all good, So

599
00:39:23.519 --> 00:39:25.800
it's all they were. They were
like, they were like, hey,

600
00:39:25.920 --> 00:39:30.079
you know, we wanta we got. We owned the Rice and Bad News

601
00:39:30.119 --> 00:39:34.719
Bears, but uh bad Sata did
real good and it had the word bad

602
00:39:34.760 --> 00:39:38.639
at it too, So uh let's
get I'm gonna go do cocaine and that's

603
00:39:38.679 --> 00:39:42.960
what the studios thought. So Becky
hugs Danny and the kids cheer as they

604
00:39:42.960 --> 00:39:45.159
start for me their team. We
see Danny talking to Nubie and he's like

605
00:39:45.400 --> 00:39:49.599
a computer whiz kid chess player,
and he's gonna have him figure out the

606
00:39:49.639 --> 00:39:52.000
plays that they're gonna run. Yes, which is which is too bad because

607
00:39:52.000 --> 00:39:54.599
I was hoping it was gonna be
like playing dangerous, and it's like,

608
00:39:54.719 --> 00:39:58.719
can you make some kind of poison
that'll make the kids crap themselves in the

609
00:39:58.719 --> 00:40:01.079
middle of the field so we can
win? So we honestly would have been

610
00:40:01.119 --> 00:40:04.559
smarter. It would be smarter.
So we see the kids start forming.

611
00:40:04.599 --> 00:40:06.920
It's a really cute scene. They're
walking the train tacks and it's a little

612
00:40:06.920 --> 00:40:08.760
bit of a montage as they pick
up the kids one by one. There's

613
00:40:08.960 --> 00:40:12.800
one kid that's outside his house and
his dad's leaving all the time. That

614
00:40:12.840 --> 00:40:16.079
one breaks breaks my heart. I
spend a lot of time alone as a

615
00:40:16.119 --> 00:40:20.800
kid, and basically he's a latchkey
kid. Yeah, so his dad is

616
00:40:20.840 --> 00:40:23.880
always going away on business and he's
always left all by himself. Yeah,

617
00:40:24.079 --> 00:40:27.760
and this is an opportunity for him
to do something other than you know,

618
00:40:27.840 --> 00:40:30.639
watch TV and microwave craft dinners.
Yeah, and they pull they pull in

619
00:40:30.679 --> 00:40:34.119
a bunch of kids at this point, and they show like a montage of

620
00:40:34.159 --> 00:40:36.960
them all trying the monkey bars,
which they're all failing. And one of

621
00:40:36.960 --> 00:40:38.599
the best parts is there's like a
pile of five of them. Yeah,

622
00:40:38.639 --> 00:40:44.119
they all fall on top of each
other and then last up the Fat Kid.

623
00:40:44.199 --> 00:40:46.559
Yep, And of course they do
the classic nineties fart sound because you

624
00:40:46.599 --> 00:40:51.599
get that throughout this entire movie,
every scene the Fat Kid is in pretty

625
00:40:51.639 --> 00:40:53.920
much he farts guaranteed fart sound.
So Icebox and the kids are at the

626
00:40:53.920 --> 00:40:58.639
grocery store and that's when they see
a kid who is throwing rolls of TV

627
00:40:58.760 --> 00:41:00.519
into a shopping car all the ways
in the aisle and they take notice of

628
00:41:00.599 --> 00:41:04.639
him, and that kid is Junior, and we see that Icebox starts to

629
00:41:04.639 --> 00:41:08.840
have a crush on him as well, and it's revealed because she's climbing up

630
00:41:08.840 --> 00:41:13.800
an aisle and the shelf comes backwards
and like completely tumbles over. Yes,

631
00:41:14.159 --> 00:41:17.119
And all I could think is he
was throwing individual rolls of toilet paper into

632
00:41:17.159 --> 00:41:20.800
the cart. Is how much more
expensive it is if you buy them one

633
00:41:20.840 --> 00:41:22.239
by one instead of getting a multi
pack? That is true, Like that

634
00:41:22.360 --> 00:41:25.559
is wasteful. I mean, that
is just wasting your money. So Icebox

635
00:41:25.559 --> 00:41:30.360
and Danny go to Junior's house and
it's a super cute scene because Danny realizes

636
00:41:30.400 --> 00:41:31.880
that ice Box is shy about Junior
because she has a crush on him.

637
00:41:31.880 --> 00:41:36.000
And then he finds out that Junior's
mom is as a girl that he had

638
00:41:36.000 --> 00:41:38.360
a crush on in school as well, which is great because that means that

639
00:41:38.480 --> 00:41:42.599
if they end up together, then
it becomes a you know, hey,

640
00:41:42.599 --> 00:41:46.800
step bro, I'm stuck. Not
wrong, not wrong. So we see

641
00:41:46.880 --> 00:41:50.840
Junior throwing passes the kids and of
course none of them can catch the ball,

642
00:41:50.960 --> 00:41:53.559
and Jake shows up in this wrapped
in these pass. Jake is a

643
00:41:53.599 --> 00:41:57.599
kid who, like his mother's super
protective, but she also wants him to

644
00:41:57.639 --> 00:42:01.719
get out and do stuff. Yeah, he's highly highly highly protected. He

645
00:42:01.760 --> 00:42:07.039
has like tons of allergies. He
was a troublesome pregnancy. And the way

646
00:42:07.039 --> 00:42:12.000
they introduced him is he has this
giant snot bubble. He's just but and

647
00:42:12.039 --> 00:42:13.519
I love it. She's like,
sorry, We're like, I had to

648
00:42:13.519 --> 00:42:15.320
take him to the doctor. He
snees three times this morning, and you

649
00:42:15.360 --> 00:42:20.280
can't be too careful. Did you
have that friend? I had that friend?

650
00:42:20.320 --> 00:42:22.280
I don't. Oh, I had
the sickly friend. I may I

651
00:42:22.280 --> 00:42:24.159
think I have one in elementary school, but now I can't. Oh,

652
00:42:24.159 --> 00:42:28.079
but I totally had like the pale
friend whose mom was always doting. Wow.

653
00:42:28.119 --> 00:42:30.719
Oh yeah, and then he died
jesus, I'm kidding. Oh,

654
00:42:30.119 --> 00:42:32.199
he's fine. I mean, I
don't know. I haven't seen him in

655
00:42:32.199 --> 00:42:36.880
forty or thirty years. But like, so Jake shows up wrapped in faux,

656
00:42:37.719 --> 00:42:40.440
wrapped in Faux's face, just wrapped
in fox. No, he's like

657
00:42:40.480 --> 00:42:45.559
wrapped in like carpet car like like
you can barely drop his arms down.

658
00:42:45.599 --> 00:42:47.440
And they start pushing him around in
the huddle, and they except accidentally pushed

659
00:42:47.480 --> 00:42:52.440
him against the goalpost, so he
slaps his face, and then we see

660
00:42:52.440 --> 00:42:53.960
that the town elders are betting over
the game, Like, oh yeah,

661
00:42:54.079 --> 00:42:58.400
they're they're all getting in on this, you say, town elders, Like

662
00:42:58.440 --> 00:43:01.280
they're sitting in robes going like what
will happen? They're just old guys or

663
00:43:01.400 --> 00:43:04.760
Orvil and Wilber. I think are
their names of them not mistaken? No

664
00:43:04.920 --> 00:43:10.639
way, hilarious what it is?
Orville and Wilbur Orville and Wilbur. I

665
00:43:10.679 --> 00:43:15.119
mean they're in Ohio? Why not? Why not? So they're betting on

666
00:43:15.159 --> 00:43:16.360
the game, and the kids try
to practice a huddle and they get into

667
00:43:16.360 --> 00:43:20.880
a big fight. Junior throws the
icebox, who finally catches a ball,

668
00:43:20.920 --> 00:43:23.000
and Danny has them then switched from
throwing the football to tp to get them

669
00:43:23.039 --> 00:43:27.159
to practice catching because it actually takes
off really well, and every kid starts

670
00:43:27.199 --> 00:43:29.800
catching the TP roll. Yeah,
they're less afraid of the roll of toilet

671
00:43:29.880 --> 00:43:32.079
paper. Yeah, so Icebox keeps
tackling Junior and we can kind of see

672
00:43:32.079 --> 00:43:35.719
their flirting a little bit. Well
for the record, real quick, Yeah,

673
00:43:35.880 --> 00:43:37.079
it's amateur hour. Oh yeah,
no, no, no, no,

674
00:43:37.079 --> 00:43:40.360
no, to throw the TP to
teach them to catch because they're not

675
00:43:40.360 --> 00:43:45.599
afraid of the TP. Yeah,
that's totally not a wise way to do

676
00:43:45.639 --> 00:43:47.119
it. What you do is you
send the kids home and tell them they

677
00:43:47.119 --> 00:43:51.039
have to wipe their asses with a
foototball. Well, that's the joke is

678
00:43:51.079 --> 00:43:54.039
because the yeah he hands the football, just put this in the back and

679
00:43:57.440 --> 00:44:00.239
no, it's it's really cute that
they're like catching t It's super cute.

680
00:44:00.440 --> 00:44:04.679
So we see Kevin trading his team
at home and Karen, his wife,

681
00:44:04.800 --> 00:44:07.960
is standing in front of a window
holding a couch cushion that has a cardboard

682
00:44:07.960 --> 00:44:09.840
football player on it, and the
kids are just not nailing this at all,

683
00:44:10.079 --> 00:44:14.000
So Kevin decides that he's going to
show them how it's done. Scares

684
00:44:14.079 --> 00:44:15.800
Karen as he starts charging at her
in one of the funniest scenes. We

685
00:44:15.840 --> 00:44:22.280
see O'Neill grab the cushion, go
through the window, revealing steps side yeah,

686
00:44:22.440 --> 00:44:24.239
steps Aside grabs the cushion, goes
through the window, revealing they're on

687
00:44:24.280 --> 00:44:29.239
the second floor, which they're in
a living room. Why is their living

688
00:44:29.320 --> 00:44:31.880
room on the second floor. I
guess it's a den or something falls on

689
00:44:31.920 --> 00:44:35.840
a tree. Ranch bags himself and
then falls into a swimming and do an

690
00:44:35.880 --> 00:44:38.239
above ground pool right outside. Yeah, the moment he went through the window

691
00:44:38.320 --> 00:44:42.519
was like second floor. Yeah.
Yeah, it's very very funny. So

692
00:44:42.639 --> 00:44:45.000
at Danny's he introduces the little giants
to all their parents. As they're showing

693
00:44:45.039 --> 00:44:47.800
off they've got, you know,
they're doing their thing and showing that.

694
00:44:47.840 --> 00:44:52.760
The whole team and all the parents
are celebrate and recording, and Junior goes

695
00:44:52.760 --> 00:44:54.960
to leave with his mom, and
as Patty goes to thank him, we

696
00:44:55.039 --> 00:44:58.400
kind of get to see that Moranas
may or may not make a move on

697
00:44:58.480 --> 00:45:04.000
Patty sometime. Ah. Oh yeah. So it Kevin's his family is repeatedly

698
00:45:04.000 --> 00:45:07.000
watching the video of him going out
the window because they were recording that as

699
00:45:07.000 --> 00:45:08.800
it happened. Oh yeah, They're
like, I can't wait for Bob Saget

700
00:45:08.840 --> 00:45:14.480
to voice over this, and that's
when his daughter Debbie tells him that it's

701
00:45:14.519 --> 00:45:16.880
not just the misfits because Junior is
now on the team and he's got an

702
00:45:17.000 --> 00:45:21.679
arm, yes he does, and
a lot of other body parts that the

703
00:45:21.719 --> 00:45:25.039
girls seem to be crazy about.
So we see Kevin and his assistant Butts,

704
00:45:25.119 --> 00:45:29.280
spying on the little Giants as Nubie
informs him they've got spies. So

705
00:45:29.320 --> 00:45:31.360
then Rick moranis and one of the
kids go over to a phone and Mirana's

706
00:45:31.400 --> 00:45:36.400
fakes calling as an eighty six year
old woman who is reporting guys spying on

707
00:45:36.519 --> 00:45:39.239
children in just the under y yeah
with no pants all. It's very funny

708
00:45:39.599 --> 00:45:44.000
as she does as he's he's going
like they're been watching. Yes, one

709
00:45:44.039 --> 00:45:49.519
of the youngest kids go, eh, come. So it's so good and

710
00:45:49.559 --> 00:45:52.840
the only part that's unrealistic is they
didn't get shot. I didn't get shot

711
00:45:52.679 --> 00:45:55.400
that way. The cops sworn them. And then we see a newspaper that

712
00:45:55.440 --> 00:46:00.440
says state local hero rested and Karen
jokes with Kevin that you know, I

713
00:46:00.440 --> 00:46:02.920
didn't know I was dating such a
hardened criminal and that everything's going crazy right

714
00:46:02.920 --> 00:46:06.280
now, you know, reminding him
this all could be avoided if he just

715
00:46:06.280 --> 00:46:08.920
would have formed one team, just
one team, to rule them all.

716
00:46:09.159 --> 00:46:13.119
And that's when Kevin tell us,
there there's no fun now, this is

717
00:46:13.199 --> 00:46:25.559
war. Do you Even? Movie? Will be right back, welcome back

718
00:46:25.639 --> 00:46:34.320
to Do You Even? Movie?
I hope they all learn a valuable lesson,

719
00:46:34.400 --> 00:46:36.960
But what are the odds they would? Who would say? You know?

720
00:46:37.440 --> 00:46:39.239
We see he stepped up the training
for the Cowboys, and Danny's doing

721
00:46:39.280 --> 00:46:43.400
the same with the Giants. Jake
makes it across the monkey bars finally and

722
00:46:43.440 --> 00:46:45.320
gets a huge round of applause on
the entire team. They pick him up

723
00:46:45.320 --> 00:46:50.400
and then end up dropping him accidentally. The Giants have a car wash to

724
00:46:50.480 --> 00:46:53.000
raise money for the new uniforms,
and Butts rolls up trying to intimidate them,

725
00:46:53.119 --> 00:46:55.639
and Rick Brandon saint playing with that, so he just has the team

726
00:46:55.719 --> 00:47:00.440
douche him with water. Well,
first of all, he pulled up and

727
00:47:00.480 --> 00:47:04.679
basically says like, these kids are
worthless. Yep, these kids are so

728
00:47:04.840 --> 00:47:07.880
bad. If I was a mother
duck, I would be drown. I

729
00:47:07.880 --> 00:47:10.800
would lead them to water and drown
them. So his response is like,

730
00:47:12.000 --> 00:47:15.880
you deserve a free car wash,
and they just start spraying him and dowsing

731
00:47:15.920 --> 00:47:20.880
him. But at that point there's
an issue, which is Ed O'Neil's character's

732
00:47:21.000 --> 00:47:23.639
daughter, who is a cute,
blonde cheerleader of the same age as everybody

733
00:47:23.679 --> 00:47:29.280
else, is now talking to the
Devin Sawa character and they're flirting and stuff

734
00:47:29.320 --> 00:47:32.000
because ice Box obviously doesn't really understand
how to flirt. Nope, she's kind

735
00:47:32.000 --> 00:47:37.400
of at odds with the idea that
she's a girl the femininity element, so

736
00:47:37.440 --> 00:47:39.719
she's like, Icebox doesn't get crushes. But then he walks by and she's

737
00:47:39.719 --> 00:47:43.199
like, whoo, well, and
they've been flirting a little bit in practice,

738
00:47:43.199 --> 00:47:46.199
and they flirt a little bit the
car wash care and then Debbie starts

739
00:47:46.199 --> 00:47:49.519
and goes talk to him, and
she sees it like they have they have

740
00:47:49.519 --> 00:47:52.239
attraction basically, well yeah, yeah, I mean they're flirting a little bit,

741
00:47:52.360 --> 00:47:55.480
you know. It's so now she's
feeling the big green monster. Well,

742
00:47:55.519 --> 00:47:59.760
and she also is wearing the cheerleader
uniform that she got for the game

743
00:48:00.039 --> 00:48:02.519
for the Cowboys. Yes, yes, because she's gonna cheer for her dad's

744
00:48:02.559 --> 00:48:06.360
team, of course. So Becky
watches her flowerd junior. We see Becky

745
00:48:06.400 --> 00:48:08.400
putting on makeup and practicing a cheer
before she's caught by her dad and she

746
00:48:08.480 --> 00:48:10.000
said, and he's like, you
know, are you wearing makeup? But

747
00:48:10.039 --> 00:48:15.119
she's like, no, cherry,
cherry. And that's when Orville and Wilbur

748
00:48:15.199 --> 00:48:19.920
called Danny and Kevin both simultaneously and
tell them that a new family moved in

749
00:48:19.960 --> 00:48:22.440
the Hammersmith's and they've got a kid
that is built for their team. But

750
00:48:22.559 --> 00:48:25.719
they're basically pitting them against each other
to see who's gonna get this kid first.

751
00:48:25.760 --> 00:48:29.920
It's basically terminator too. It's just
a question of who would reach him

752
00:48:29.960 --> 00:48:35.719
first. So we see Danny and
Kevin leave and we have Danny driving,

753
00:48:35.800 --> 00:48:38.519
of course, the go kart and
Kevin's in his nice corvette and they pull

754
00:48:38.559 --> 00:48:40.599
it beside each other to stop light. They start going and he's like,

755
00:48:40.639 --> 00:48:44.199
wait, are you following me?
No? Are you following me? No?

756
00:48:44.360 --> 00:48:46.440
And then that's when they realize that
they are racing. It should be

757
00:48:46.480 --> 00:48:50.400
mentioned Miranason ed O'Neil have really good
chemistry. No, they really do.

758
00:48:50.440 --> 00:48:53.280
And Miranda. I love Mirandas in
this role because like, even though he

759
00:48:53.400 --> 00:48:57.760
is like the leader of the ragtags, like he he doesn't mess around like

760
00:48:57.800 --> 00:49:00.599
he he wants to support these kids
and also will stand up for them.

761
00:49:00.719 --> 00:49:04.039
Right, No, no, no, it's it's definitely. But the movie

762
00:49:04.199 --> 00:49:08.719
is is as as much as it
has a sweet kind of family message,

763
00:49:09.280 --> 00:49:14.119
the movie's really about how adults live
through children. This is true, and

764
00:49:14.159 --> 00:49:16.880
it's kind of sad, is all
because moranis is doing the same thing.

765
00:49:17.079 --> 00:49:21.199
Yeah, the reason he's fighting for
these kids is he's actually standing up for

766
00:49:21.280 --> 00:49:22.559
himself. When he was eight years
old, he wants to show off his

767
00:49:22.599 --> 00:49:25.480
brother. Yeah, which is a
little sad. I mean, did you

768
00:49:25.480 --> 00:49:31.280
so when you played sports? I
mean did you were your parents like really

769
00:49:31.320 --> 00:49:37.239
into you playing or no? So, my my parents were into me playing.

770
00:49:37.239 --> 00:49:39.800
But Erica, my sister, was
the was the sports nut in the

771
00:49:39.800 --> 00:49:44.599
family. Basically, like she played
basketball in high school and played soccer in

772
00:49:44.639 --> 00:49:47.880
high school and all that stuff.
And my mom has possibly may or may

773
00:49:47.880 --> 00:49:52.400
not have been ejected from a game
because of her excitement. We'll call it

774
00:49:53.079 --> 00:49:59.199
drunkenness, not drunkenness. No,
but she's she's gotten very very close to

775
00:49:59.239 --> 00:50:01.239
being ejected from a basketball game and
a soccer game if I remember correctly.

776
00:50:01.320 --> 00:50:07.000
Well, that answers that. So
Danny and Kevin are now racing, and

777
00:50:07.039 --> 00:50:12.880
we we end the race in front
of an oncoming train that the Corvette gets

778
00:50:12.880 --> 00:50:15.719
stopped by. And then Rick Brandis
goes right in front of the train and

779
00:50:15.760 --> 00:50:16.960
like misses it by us because he's
in a go cart. Ye. So

780
00:50:16.960 --> 00:50:22.760
he's got the he's got the maneuverability
advantage. Yeah. So Danny arrives at

781
00:50:22.760 --> 00:50:25.719
the Hammersmith's and Mike the dad,
introduces Danny to Spike, but Mike is

782
00:50:25.760 --> 00:50:30.639
also thinking that Danny is Kevin,
like he actually talks about the Heisman POS

783
00:50:30.679 --> 00:50:32.440
and talks about the billboard POS and
all this stuff, and that's when he

784
00:50:32.440 --> 00:50:36.840
introduces him to Spike and were met. We meet Spike by Spike coming out

785
00:50:36.840 --> 00:50:38.760
of a moving truck carrying a fridge
on his back. Yes. And this

786
00:50:38.880 --> 00:50:44.480
kid is built like a brick shit
house. Yeah. And he talks about

787
00:50:44.480 --> 00:50:47.920
how he's been how the kid has
been headbutting a football since he was four

788
00:50:47.920 --> 00:50:51.880
months old, laying on the ground
and did a pull up at a one

789
00:50:51.960 --> 00:50:54.079
month old or something like that.
No, that was like like like fourteen

790
00:50:54.119 --> 00:50:59.480
months. And then he puts his
arm over it and the kid does pull

791
00:50:59.519 --> 00:51:01.480
up on our arm. Yeah.
Yeah, and the kid is just like

792
00:51:02.039 --> 00:51:06.400
made of meat yea, and my
favorite sideline is when he leans into the

793
00:51:06.400 --> 00:51:10.639
coach and he goes I massage is
Achilles tendons every night with with with evaporated

794
00:51:10.639 --> 00:51:16.800
milk. That just that freaking killed
me with evaporated milk is so funny.

795
00:51:16.880 --> 00:51:21.719
So Danny welcome Spike to the Giants, and Spike says that I'm in pee

796
00:51:21.760 --> 00:51:24.039
wee hell Spike's and pee wee hell. Because Spike loves to talk of the

797
00:51:24.039 --> 00:51:28.320
third person when we first meet him, Yes, he is very in many

798
00:51:28.320 --> 00:51:32.519
ways. He is like the Queen
of England. So it gets worse because

799
00:51:32.800 --> 00:51:37.000
Icebox introduced yourself and Spike says,
you know, Spike doesn't play with girls,

800
00:51:37.599 --> 00:51:40.719
especially a Berzerco Barbie girl. Yeah, I like it, calls her

801
00:51:40.880 --> 00:51:45.159
Berserko Barbie doll. And Becky isn't
pleased with this, and she basically sees

802
00:51:45.199 --> 00:51:47.639
that her dad is bringing Spike on
the team so they can win. And

803
00:51:47.679 --> 00:51:51.400
now it's not so much about you
know, them just having fun. He's

804
00:51:51.440 --> 00:51:53.440
there, and it's not about them
getting to play. It's now about whoever

805
00:51:53.480 --> 00:51:57.519
we get as long as they win. Yeah, and that does that kills

806
00:51:57.559 --> 00:52:00.800
the spirit of the little Giants.
Yes, So now she's had enough.

807
00:52:00.840 --> 00:52:04.679
She goes off to the to a
diner yep, where she's sitting by herself,

808
00:52:04.880 --> 00:52:07.280
not eating her food that's sitting in
front of her Nope. And then

809
00:52:07.320 --> 00:52:09.480
her uncle comes in. Kevin comes
in. He tries to tell her,

810
00:52:09.519 --> 00:52:13.039
you know, be easy on your
dad. You know, he's trying to

811
00:52:13.039 --> 00:52:16.960
do what's best at everything, and
she's just not really buying into his philosophy

812
00:52:17.000 --> 00:52:21.039
at this point because she knows that
it's literally just about them too. And

813
00:52:21.079 --> 00:52:24.280
that's when she decides to ask him, you know, does does Debbie like

814
00:52:24.480 --> 00:52:28.480
Junior? And he's like, well, what do you think? And that's

815
00:52:28.519 --> 00:52:30.559
when Icebox ask, as Kevin's leaving, you know, do you think I'm

816
00:52:30.559 --> 00:52:37.960
pretty had the joke about yeah,
because he goes no, and we were

817
00:52:37.000 --> 00:52:39.800
like, what have you just left? But no, then he turns around.

818
00:52:39.800 --> 00:52:43.199
It's a nice moment though. He
turns around. He says you're beautiful,

819
00:52:43.239 --> 00:52:45.840
You're beautiful, which is a very
sweet moment. And they establish a

820
00:52:45.880 --> 00:52:52.159
few times that while there is a
silly rivalry that his family, I mean

821
00:52:52.159 --> 00:52:54.400
that they are a family. Yeah. She spends time at her uncle's house

822
00:52:54.519 --> 00:52:59.119
and stuff like that. Uh,
you know, no, mother, because

823
00:52:59.519 --> 00:53:01.800
Marianna is just really blew it but
well. And I think also one of

824
00:53:01.840 --> 00:53:05.079
the things in this scene I love
is that, you know, he he

825
00:53:05.159 --> 00:53:07.119
breaks it down to her. I
mean he's trying to get her off the

826
00:53:07.159 --> 00:53:09.239
team. In my opinion for this
scene being manipulate in a little bit.

827
00:53:09.400 --> 00:53:14.920
But I think the reason he's so
good at is I think he legitimately believes

828
00:53:15.840 --> 00:53:19.760
that she's better off not playing football. Yeah, because that's what she says.

829
00:53:19.760 --> 00:53:21.679
The thing about Debbie, you know, is Debbie interested in Junior?

830
00:53:21.719 --> 00:53:23.400
What do you think? And He's
like, you know, Junior's a guy.

831
00:53:23.400 --> 00:53:25.800
He's not interested in somebody that he
plays sports, but he's not interested

832
00:53:25.800 --> 00:53:29.519
in a teammates team is interested in
a cute girl, a cute girl,

833
00:53:29.559 --> 00:53:34.599
maybe a cheerleader. So Kevin tells
Junior that she's oh my god, I

834
00:53:34.679 --> 00:53:37.840
lost my place. Yeah. Kevin
tells her that Junior is gonna want some

835
00:53:37.920 --> 00:53:39.440
acute girl, not his teammate.
And at the Giants practice the next day,

836
00:53:39.480 --> 00:53:43.960
Spike is just causing havoc, but
it's interrupted as Mike his dad rolls

837
00:53:44.079 --> 00:53:46.559
up with Kevin telling Spike that he's
a cowboy now because they figured out that

838
00:53:46.599 --> 00:53:50.800
he completely swiddled him, and even
Mike confronts him and he's like, hey,

839
00:53:50.880 --> 00:53:52.079
you know, did you think he
pulled a fastball on me? And

840
00:53:52.119 --> 00:53:54.360
Miranda's like, hey, I said
I was coach. O'Shea, I never

841
00:53:54.400 --> 00:53:59.440
said I was my brother. Yeah, yeah, I mean yeah, I

842
00:53:59.719 --> 00:54:02.119
mean that might hold up in some
courts. Yeah. So the Giants start

843
00:54:02.159 --> 00:54:06.639
fighting because Junior goes to quit because
they all think the junior is the highlight

844
00:54:06.679 --> 00:54:08.159
of the team, and Icebox gets
called out for flirting with Junior, and

845
00:54:08.199 --> 00:54:10.840
now she leaves the team as well, and then the team just leaves practice.

846
00:54:10.880 --> 00:54:14.840
So everybody leaves practice, leaving Moranus
in the middle of the field,

847
00:54:15.119 --> 00:54:16.480
and that's when we see one of
the Giants riding home on his bike in

848
00:54:16.679 --> 00:54:22.280
a bus rolls past him and off
the bus steps John Madden. Here's the

849
00:54:22.360 --> 00:54:24.880
guy who when he puts his contact
lenses and he can see better. And

850
00:54:24.920 --> 00:54:28.719
the best thing is is that they
do the classic John Madden because he pulls

851
00:54:28.719 --> 00:54:30.440
out a map and he's like,
hey, kid, you know, we

852
00:54:30.440 --> 00:54:31.840
were right here and then we went
right here, and then we were we

853
00:54:31.880 --> 00:54:36.119
need to hit Canton, and we
got to hit Canton hard. Boom boom.

854
00:54:36.320 --> 00:54:37.960
And so that's when they reveal that
not only is John Madden on this

855
00:54:38.000 --> 00:54:42.280
bus, but Steve Ventman, Bruce
Smith, Emmitt Smith, and Tim Brown

856
00:54:42.400 --> 00:54:45.719
former players of the NFL. And
we see the players now helping the kids

857
00:54:45.719 --> 00:54:49.000
find their confidence. They're showing them
how to do intimidation. They're going over

858
00:54:49.039 --> 00:54:52.400
the plays, but not a single
Super Bowl shuffle, not a singer super

859
00:54:52.440 --> 00:55:00.119
Bowl shuffle, A god disappointing.
And that's when we see Nudia revealed that

860
00:55:00.159 --> 00:55:04.519
he has a play called the Annexation
of Puerto Rico, Puerto Rico White Boy,

861
00:55:05.239 --> 00:55:07.320
and Madden and him are going over
it and he's like, it's actually

862
00:55:07.360 --> 00:55:08.639
your play. I just changed this
and this, and then Madden goes like,

863
00:55:08.679 --> 00:55:10.639
what have you changed this in this? And he's like I thought of

864
00:55:10.679 --> 00:55:15.960
that. It's really a cute thing. And the football players like trying to

865
00:55:16.079 --> 00:55:21.519
encourage the kids to intimidate and to
try to tackle them because I made that

866
00:55:21.599 --> 00:55:23.800
joke when the kids all run at
one of the football players and knock him

867
00:55:23.800 --> 00:55:25.599
down. I made that joke.
Ber I was like, oh my quad

868
00:55:27.400 --> 00:55:30.480
quad. It's just like, well, that career is over. And Madden

869
00:55:30.559 --> 00:55:31.719
ends by saying because Rams goes me, He's like, you know, do

870
00:55:31.760 --> 00:55:35.039
you have any advice and he's like, you know, just go out and

871
00:55:35.039 --> 00:55:37.199
give it your best, reminding them
that they're a team. They're like a

872
00:55:37.239 --> 00:55:39.199
family, except you have to hit
each other. His first thing when he

873
00:55:39.199 --> 00:55:42.519
said you have any advices, he
just says, good luck. Good luck.

874
00:55:42.679 --> 00:55:45.000
He's like, that's it, and
he's like, all you can do

875
00:55:45.079 --> 00:55:47.599
is go out there and give your
best. Yeah, you're all you know.

876
00:55:47.840 --> 00:55:52.679
The music crescendos and then boom,
tough act interacting so good. So

877
00:55:52.719 --> 00:55:55.920
the Giants are reunited now, and
we see Kevin talking to his team and

878
00:55:55.960 --> 00:55:59.760
getting them ready for the big day
tomorrow. Meanwhile, on the river bank

879
00:55:59.800 --> 00:56:01.519
back he is watching a young couple
kiss out in the boat, and Junior

880
00:56:01.679 --> 00:56:05.760
rolls up commenting on, oh man, that's so disgusting, and they get

881
00:56:05.800 --> 00:56:07.960
into a little cute conversation about kissing, and Becky says, you know,

882
00:56:07.960 --> 00:56:12.880
there's got to be passion, like
Kevin Costner and Robin Hood right saying Robinood

883
00:56:12.880 --> 00:56:16.440
Prince of Thieves, which made us
both lose art. It's not often in

884
00:56:16.599 --> 00:56:20.920
any feature, yeah that you hear
someone say, you know, like in

885
00:56:21.079 --> 00:56:24.199
Robinhood Prince of Thieves with Kevin Costner, you just don't hear that no.

886
00:56:24.320 --> 00:56:27.840
So Becky tells Junior that she wants
to learn how to kiss, and Junior

887
00:56:27.880 --> 00:56:30.880
is a bit weird about and you
know, he goes through you know what

888
00:56:30.239 --> 00:56:32.559
when he wants to learn, but
he doesn't know who he wants to learn

889
00:56:32.920 --> 00:56:36.599
how to kiss and who to kiss
with. But he tells Icebox that she's

890
00:56:36.599 --> 00:56:37.840
the coolest, not the cheerleader type, and then he's happy to have her

891
00:56:37.880 --> 00:56:42.239
on the team. Yep, so
she blew it. She blew it and

892
00:56:42.480 --> 00:56:44.840
the only type of could feet up
his dad. I do love that line.

893
00:56:44.960 --> 00:56:46.559
Oh yeah, no, that's good
stuff. That's good stuff. We

894
00:56:46.599 --> 00:56:50.719
see Becky go to Kevin's house asking
if Karen is home. He welcomes her

895
00:56:50.719 --> 00:56:52.639
in, and then we see Icebox
turning home and she goes to Danny,

896
00:56:52.679 --> 00:56:55.559
who is practicing his calls in the
mirror, like calling out to the ref

897
00:56:55.679 --> 00:57:01.239
like you call that a call.
He's literally rehearsing like really angry arguments with

898
00:57:01.320 --> 00:57:05.519
the referee, like like I said, how about I take you off the

899
00:57:05.519 --> 00:57:08.719
field and stuff. It's like it's
really cute and fun. So Becky comes

900
00:57:08.719 --> 00:57:12.880
in carrying a box and Danny wants
to know what's in it, and that's

901
00:57:13.559 --> 00:57:16.000
that upsets Becky too when he calls
her He's Little full Back because Becky tells

902
00:57:16.079 --> 00:57:19.559
him that she remembers how her mom
used to call her a little princess and

903
00:57:19.599 --> 00:57:22.079
rapp her in a blanket, And
this kind of takes Danny by a back

904
00:57:22.079 --> 00:57:24.039
a bit because he's like, you
remember that, and she's like, yeah,

905
00:57:24.039 --> 00:57:27.599
I do. And Becky tells him
that she's not gonna play the game

906
00:57:27.639 --> 00:57:30.800
tomorrow. Well, she basically makes
the decision, which is bizarre, like

907
00:57:31.039 --> 00:57:35.000
but it makes sense. I don't
think it's bad writing, but she basically

908
00:57:35.079 --> 00:57:38.440
makes the decision that that now he's
the reason she's playing, and he's the

909
00:57:38.440 --> 00:57:42.320
reason she's been growing up like a
boy. Yeah, and she should be

910
00:57:42.440 --> 00:57:45.400
this way instead. So she's kind
of just shifting all the blame onto him

911
00:57:45.400 --> 00:57:49.480
because she's mad at him, and
she's mad that she's not getting the guy

912
00:57:49.559 --> 00:57:52.119
that she wants. She's all I
mean, she's basically from the beginning you

913
00:57:52.199 --> 00:57:55.239
have to feel for her. From
the beginning of the film, Ice Box

914
00:57:55.320 --> 00:57:59.960
is getting nothing she wants. She
doesn't make the team her mom has gone

915
00:58:00.039 --> 00:58:02.760
on, and now she she forms
her own team. Her dad kind of

916
00:58:02.800 --> 00:58:07.079
takes us, takes it away from
her, she meets a guy another girl,

917
00:58:07.159 --> 00:58:10.920
get I really ice box is really
like a tragic character. She is

918
00:58:12.079 --> 00:58:14.760
for a child, for a child, it's a pretty sad character for a

919
00:58:14.840 --> 00:58:16.159
kids movie. Well, and the
scene wraps up because she says, you

920
00:58:16.159 --> 00:58:19.280
know, the game means everything in
the world to you, but I don't

921
00:58:19.320 --> 00:58:22.280
mean anything to you. She throws
the box down, revealing a cheerleader outfit

922
00:58:22.320 --> 00:58:24.320
with pom pom. So she has
completely quit the team at this point and

923
00:58:24.360 --> 00:58:30.159
decided to become a cheerleader. And
in typical sports movie fashion, they assume

924
00:58:30.199 --> 00:58:32.280
you could just be a cheerleader the
next day for the first time. It

925
00:58:32.360 --> 00:58:37.280
must be that easy cheer If anybody
out there's a cheerleader, what you do

926
00:58:37.360 --> 00:58:40.519
is that easy. So the night
before the big game, we see all

927
00:58:40.559 --> 00:58:44.679
the giants practicing their intimidation. There's
one arm pull ups, which we reveal

928
00:58:44.719 --> 00:58:49.880
that one of the kids is standing
on a box with a trash can upside

929
00:58:49.880 --> 00:58:53.039
down on top of it high enough. So one kid is getting tucked into

930
00:58:53.039 --> 00:58:54.679
bed and his dad's like, you
know, don't think about the game tomorrow,

931
00:58:54.719 --> 00:58:58.280
and he's got his cleats on.
Yeah yeah. He pulls his blanket

932
00:58:58.320 --> 00:59:01.679
up and reveals dirty cleats, And
we also see that Johnny's dad is unfortunately

933
00:59:01.760 --> 00:59:05.440
gonna be leaving and he's gonna miss
the game, so Johnny is gonna be

934
00:59:05.440 --> 00:59:07.679
playing with no one there to watch
it. Well, And one thing I

935
00:59:07.719 --> 00:59:12.960
picked up from Johnny is that he's
not telling his dad any of the stuff

936
00:59:12.960 --> 00:59:15.440
because he just assumes, like,
no matter what, his dad's just gonna

937
00:59:15.480 --> 00:59:20.000
leave anyway, so what does it
matter, which is very sad. The

938
00:59:20.079 --> 00:59:23.000
Johnny character really does like punch my
heart strings pretty hard. Yeah, I

939
00:59:23.039 --> 00:59:27.679
spend a lot of time alone as
a kid. I get it, so

940
00:59:27.840 --> 00:59:31.239
it like it definitely like kind of
hit me hard now even as a kid,

941
00:59:31.320 --> 00:59:34.960
it hit me pretty hard. Totally
understand. And let's not forget the

942
00:59:34.960 --> 00:59:37.039
weirdest moment of this. The cops
say good night to the town. Yeah,

943
00:59:37.159 --> 00:59:40.159
the police are driving through the neighborhood
over there last week, They're like,

944
00:59:40.159 --> 00:59:44.079
good night everybody, good luck on
the game to both teams tomorrow,

945
00:59:44.199 --> 00:59:45.360
And all I could think was,
like do they every night? Go good

946
00:59:45.440 --> 00:59:51.599
night everybody? Remember if you break
curfew, we shoot on site. So

947
00:59:51.800 --> 00:59:54.039
game day comes now and we see
the Cowboys in their locker room as Kevin

948
00:59:54.039 --> 00:59:57.599
brings in father Kelly, a local
priest, and to say a prayer for

949
00:59:57.639 --> 01:00:00.639
their victory, but it's interrupted as
the Giants just start taunting them from the

950
01:00:00.679 --> 01:00:04.800
other locker room. Through the events
and they're training the Giants, they're they're

951
01:00:04.880 --> 01:00:07.760
taunting Spike, and of course Spike
is like his dad's like holding him back

952
01:00:07.800 --> 01:00:12.800
like a rapid beast. No,
he's he's literally holding him back like like

953
01:00:12.840 --> 01:00:16.320
a rott Wilier that's been tormented.
And so Danny comes in with their new

954
01:00:16.400 --> 01:00:21.119
uniforms. Icebox enters then in full
cheerleader attire, wishing them a great game.

955
01:00:21.159 --> 01:00:23.119
As the team then realizes that they're
that She's not gonna be playing,

956
01:00:23.159 --> 01:00:25.920
and they all start to say that
they're gonna die with that Icebox out there,

957
01:00:27.039 --> 01:00:30.719
and it makes sense they probably will
die. Probably at least you know

958
01:00:30.880 --> 01:00:36.960
that the local police care. Both
teams have a great time. Everybody have

959
01:00:37.039 --> 01:00:40.840
a good game. Remember we shoot
on site. If you break curfew,

960
01:00:42.519 --> 01:00:54.840
Thank you? Do You Even?
Movie will be right back. Welcome back

961
01:00:54.880 --> 01:01:04.679
to Do You Even? Movie.
So at this point, Danny then decides

962
01:01:04.679 --> 01:01:07.360
to break the tension and show them
their uniforms, but the Giants still run

963
01:01:07.400 --> 01:01:10.280
into it because one of my favorite
lines from a jake at that point is

964
01:01:10.360 --> 01:01:15.840
he says the thing in regards to
he says the thing in regards to oh

965
01:01:15.880 --> 01:01:19.239
Man. So now we have ways
so that they can identify our bodies.

966
01:01:20.639 --> 01:01:23.840
The names on their jerseys will let
them identify their bodies as very good dark

967
01:01:24.320 --> 01:01:29.039
Right. So both teams take the
field, and we see the Cowboys rip

968
01:01:29.079 --> 01:01:30.760
through their sign and they take the
field. And then the Giants do not

969
01:01:30.840 --> 01:01:34.840
rip through their sign. No,
they bash into it and all fall over

970
01:01:34.960 --> 01:01:37.800
on top of each other. Which
I just imagine that they forgot, you

971
01:01:37.800 --> 01:01:42.159
should score the sign, you know, put little rips into it. Have

972
01:01:42.280 --> 01:01:45.000
you ever seen the clip that was
on Tosh point zero of the cheerleader that

973
01:01:45.119 --> 01:01:49.519
was she was rolling out the sign
and gets completely like trampled by the football

974
01:01:49.519 --> 01:01:52.519
team as they go out. No, but I'm not surprised. Yeah,

975
01:01:52.559 --> 01:01:55.639
no, it's bad. So both
teams take the field. Now Danny and

976
01:01:55.679 --> 01:01:59.280
Kevin get into a fight as they're
doing the coin toss, and that goes

977
01:01:59.320 --> 01:02:01.840
onto the mic because they have the
mic out there, and somehow, one

978
01:02:01.840 --> 01:02:06.280
way or another, the gas station
gets pitted against the dealership and winner takes

979
01:02:06.440 --> 01:02:10.280
all. Yeah, so now they're
they're involving like severe all steaks gambling.

980
01:02:10.400 --> 01:02:14.960
Yeah, as if there wasn't enough
pressure on these poor kids. So the

981
01:02:14.960 --> 01:02:16.840
Giants start by kicking off to the
Cowboys. The kick is blown as the

982
01:02:16.840 --> 01:02:20.920
ball gets possessed by the Cowboys in
no time, and all the kids hold

983
01:02:20.920 --> 01:02:22.880
onto Spike, but he is no
match, getting a touchdown and knocking him

984
01:02:23.000 --> 01:02:25.360
all the way back. One of
the kids all the way back to second

985
01:02:25.400 --> 01:02:29.159
crank because he wakes up and he's
like, did I pass the test,

986
01:02:29.159 --> 01:02:30.039
miss Sterling? And then one of
the kids, Oh my god, they

987
01:02:30.119 --> 01:02:34.840
knocked him back to the second grade. Yeah, and he's like dented into

988
01:02:34.880 --> 01:02:37.000
the ground. There's like a body
shaped hole in the ground. So now

989
01:02:37.000 --> 01:02:40.000
it's seven zero on the scoreboard with
the Cowboys leading. We see the Giants

990
01:02:40.039 --> 01:02:44.159
in possession of the ball running a
play called three Little Pigs. Tad takes

991
01:02:44.159 --> 01:02:45.760
the ball as the Cowboys sworn him, and of course he's telling the reft

992
01:02:45.800 --> 01:02:51.000
blow the whistle, blow the whistle. Yeah. Every time they the little

993
01:02:51.079 --> 01:02:53.119
Jazz get the ball, there literally
running for their lives they are. So

994
01:02:53.239 --> 01:02:57.400
Spike scores another touchdown. It's now
fourteen to a zero with the Cowboys.

995
01:02:57.519 --> 01:03:00.440
One of the Giants tries to put
tar on his hands to catch the but

996
01:03:00.599 --> 01:03:02.519
he goes to clap his hands at
the end of the huddle stick and his

997
01:03:02.559 --> 01:03:07.559
hands stick together, so now he
can't catch anything. He gets tackled and

998
01:03:07.960 --> 01:03:09.719
he's laying down there. He's like
trying to get his hands up and they're

999
01:03:09.760 --> 01:03:14.599
still stuck. So halftime it's now
twenty one to know. The Giants then

1000
01:03:14.599 --> 01:03:16.519
marched in the locker room and they're
defeated. So Kevin goes to Danny and

1001
01:03:16.519 --> 01:03:19.239
he's like, you know, let's
let's call the game off, like the

1002
01:03:19.280 --> 01:03:21.639
kids have had enough, and Danny
tells him, hey, it's not over

1003
01:03:21.719 --> 01:03:23.519
yet. So the Giants tell Danny
in the locker room that they do not

1004
01:03:23.559 --> 01:03:25.599
want to continue. Some of them
want to be put on the injured list,

1005
01:03:25.599 --> 01:03:29.079
some of them want to forfeit,
and Danny tells them that, you

1006
01:03:29.079 --> 01:03:31.760
know what, you guys belong out
there because I belong out there with my

1007
01:03:31.800 --> 01:03:36.159
brother, just like you guys belong
out there playing to and he goes on

1008
01:03:36.199 --> 01:03:38.639
to tell them that one time is
all it takes for something special to happen,

1009
01:03:38.679 --> 01:03:42.199
and that's when all the kids kind
of have a really cute moment of

1010
01:03:42.239 --> 01:03:45.800
like talking about like the times that
they either outdid their older siblings or did

1011
01:03:45.840 --> 01:03:50.440
something in regards to the family that
surprised them. It's a really cute moment,

1012
01:03:50.480 --> 01:03:52.760
and that's why he's like, one
time is all that matters. One

1013
01:03:52.840 --> 01:03:58.559
injection of anabolic steroids. What is
a space champ? Yeah, So tells

1014
01:03:58.599 --> 01:04:00.280
them about one time how he beat
Kevin on his bike and that inspires the

1015
01:04:00.360 --> 01:04:03.480
kid and that they think that something
special is gonna happen now. And Danny

1016
01:04:03.480 --> 01:04:06.320
reminds them that they play football because
it's fun. It doesn't matter if they

1017
01:04:06.360 --> 01:04:12.000
win, see, and that's what
it really should be about. But at

1018
01:04:12.000 --> 01:04:15.760
the same time, victory tastes so
good, damn right, it does.

1019
01:04:15.880 --> 01:04:18.719
Vicious victory. So the Giants take
the field again, revitalize, and now

1020
01:04:18.760 --> 01:04:23.280
they're intimidating the Cowboys with possession of
the ball. The Giants gainy yard on

1021
01:04:23.320 --> 01:04:27.079
the play and Junior catches a pass, making their longest gain and they finally

1022
01:04:27.119 --> 01:04:31.159
get their first down. Yes whatever
that means. So Tad gets the ball

1023
01:04:31.199 --> 01:04:34.960
and he's running, but he stops
as a cowboy leaps as two cowboys leap

1024
01:04:35.000 --> 01:04:38.920
at him, and they turn into
all the gatoraded knock it over, which

1025
01:04:38.960 --> 01:04:41.360
one of them Spike. Of course, yeah, they like knock the whole

1026
01:04:41.400 --> 01:04:44.639
table over and everything. It's very
violent. And of course Tad stops at

1027
01:04:44.639 --> 01:04:48.079
this point, and Miranda's goes Tad
run, so he runs, scoring the

1028
01:04:48.119 --> 01:04:53.280
giants first touchdown, and Kevin turns
to find Karen celebrating in the stands and

1029
01:04:53.280 --> 01:04:55.880
then he's He's like really, and
so Karen's like, all right, I'll

1030
01:04:55.880 --> 01:04:59.639
sit down. So then the Giants
get a field goal just barely as they

1031
01:04:59.719 --> 01:05:01.880
kick the it just like inches for
the back of the field goal, like

1032
01:05:02.079 --> 01:05:05.159
hits the thing, but then goes
offs over it. So now the score

1033
01:05:05.280 --> 01:05:09.280
is seven to twenty one. The
Giants then kicked to the Cowboys and they

1034
01:05:09.320 --> 01:05:13.239
tackle the Cowboys, but Spike commits
a personal foul after the tackle and he

1035
01:05:13.239 --> 01:05:15.639
gets personal foul. Kevin then confronts
Mike's dad, telling him that if he

1036
01:05:15.639 --> 01:05:17.679
does that again, he's gonna take
Spike out of the game. And Mike's

1037
01:05:17.679 --> 01:05:19.760
like, I thought you wanted to
win this thing, and Kevin, in

1038
01:05:19.760 --> 01:05:24.800
a good moment, goes not like
that. So, as a not sports

1039
01:05:24.840 --> 01:05:29.400
person, yes he committed a personal
foul. Personal foul, I didn't see

1040
01:05:29.400 --> 01:05:34.559
a chicken. I God, so
how does that like? Is it a

1041
01:05:34.599 --> 01:05:38.519
figurative bird? It's a figure bird. We'll call it a figurative bird this

1042
01:05:38.599 --> 01:05:41.920
time. Okay, I got a
figurative bird for you later. So Kevin

1043
01:05:41.960 --> 01:05:44.559
confronts Mike, telling him if he
does that again, he's out of the

1044
01:05:44.599 --> 01:05:46.800
game. Becky, now taunted by
Spike, goes to the locker room and

1045
01:05:46.920 --> 01:05:50.519
downs her jersey and now Ice boxes
back on the field and Danny like,

1046
01:05:50.559 --> 01:05:53.679
you know, says Becky, and
she's like, call me Icebox. She

1047
01:05:53.719 --> 01:05:58.000
goes to Junior and tells him to
call her Becky. I My favorite thing

1048
01:05:58.079 --> 01:06:00.800
is that she just puts on her
jersey, so she's still in a skirt

1049
01:06:00.800 --> 01:06:05.800
in cheerlead realms, just freaking plowing
th these some bitches, which I just

1050
01:06:05.800 --> 01:06:09.400
thought was like a perfect balance of
like, nah, she's a girl,

1051
01:06:09.480 --> 01:06:12.400
she goninga whoop your button? Yeah. So Becky takes the field, tackling

1052
01:06:12.400 --> 01:06:15.440
the Cowboys and getting under spike skin. Danny notices that Johnny's dad has arrived

1053
01:06:15.440 --> 01:06:18.119
at the game, so he sets
up a personal play for him to pitch

1054
01:06:18.119 --> 01:06:21.559
the ball to Johnny, which is
hilarious because Johnny's in the huddle He's like,

1055
01:06:21.639 --> 01:06:24.599
my name is Johnny, Like dot, don't get the ball to me.

1056
01:06:24.719 --> 01:06:28.039
I'm Johnny. Wait, I'm Johnny. No. So then they get

1057
01:06:28.039 --> 01:06:30.880
the ball to Johnny and that's when
Danny tells him to run for the field

1058
01:06:30.880 --> 01:06:32.400
goal, and that's when he sees
that Johnny's dad has arrived, and he

1059
01:06:32.440 --> 01:06:35.280
sees his dad and he starts taking
off to the goalpost, and probably one

1060
01:06:35.280 --> 01:06:40.000
of the sweetest scenes of the movie, scoring a touchdown right into his father's

1061
01:06:40.079 --> 01:06:43.599
arms. And they don't establish why
his dad's there, but I'd like to

1062
01:06:43.639 --> 01:06:46.400
think that moranis called dad. It
was like, hey, tomorrow is really

1063
01:06:46.440 --> 01:06:48.840
important to your son. Did you
even know about it? He probably was

1064
01:06:48.880 --> 01:06:53.199
like, no, I'll reschedule my
flight. Yeah, That's what I like

1065
01:06:53.239 --> 01:06:56.599
to think is is why it happened. So that brings the score to fourteen

1066
01:06:56.719 --> 01:07:00.199
twenty one, and the Cowboys now
get possession and they start running the ball

1067
01:07:00.039 --> 01:07:02.599
as Jake makes a tackle after being
taunted, causing his mom to cheer.

1068
01:07:02.639 --> 01:07:05.119
And when I say his mom cheers
like she's talking to this guy, and

1069
01:07:05.159 --> 01:07:09.000
she's like, you know, our
family's just so much better since Jake started

1070
01:07:09.000 --> 01:07:12.800
playing sports. Jake makes that tackle
and she's like, yeah, get well,

1071
01:07:12.920 --> 01:07:15.840
but she's yelling mean things the way
child right, yes, child comedy

1072
01:07:15.840 --> 01:07:21.039
writers. Just so she's like rip
their ears off. So Jake makes the

1073
01:07:21.079 --> 01:07:26.119
tackle, his mom cheers, and
Jake gives the Giants alca celter, telling

1074
01:07:26.119 --> 01:07:29.760
them that it'll make them foam at
the mouth for intimidation, and boy does

1075
01:07:29.800 --> 01:07:32.079
it. Oh that's what, Like
I said, my most memorable moment is

1076
01:07:32.159 --> 01:07:35.840
when they all look like mad dogs. Yes, so they're all stacked up

1077
01:07:35.840 --> 01:07:39.159
of the play foaming at the mouth. And the next play they throw to

1078
01:07:39.199 --> 01:07:41.880
Hayman, who sees the football as
tepee as it's coming to him, and

1079
01:07:41.960 --> 01:07:45.280
like in practice, he makes the
pass, scoring another touchdown for the Giants,

1080
01:07:45.400 --> 01:07:47.400
leaving one minute and forty five seconds
left in the fourth and the score

1081
01:07:47.480 --> 01:07:53.039
is now tied twenty one to twenty
one. Yep, and that means something,

1082
01:07:53.199 --> 01:07:58.400
Yes it does. So the Cowboys
take the ball as Spike changes charges

1083
01:07:58.440 --> 01:08:00.599
the end zone nearing a touchdown,
Paddy reminds Danny of a play that Kevin

1084
01:08:00.639 --> 01:08:03.960
made in one of his championships.
So Patty, which is of course Junior's

1085
01:08:03.960 --> 01:08:06.639
mom, reminds him of a play
and that's when they realize that Kevin is

1086
01:08:06.679 --> 01:08:11.639
running a play that he had made
a winning touchdown for the championship, and

1087
01:08:11.679 --> 01:08:14.679
the Giants then all decide the game
up on Spike, revealing to Kevin that

1088
01:08:14.719 --> 01:08:16.600
they know the play that he's running, but right at the last moment,

1089
01:08:16.720 --> 01:08:19.920
Right at the last moment. So
Spike goes off of the ball and many

1090
01:08:19.960 --> 01:08:23.680
of the Giants have pursued. He
tries to dive but is slammed to the

1091
01:08:23.680 --> 01:08:27.039
ground by ice Box and it's the
Giants ball as Spike didn't make it across

1092
01:08:27.159 --> 01:08:29.880
the line, and there's four seconds
left and the game is still tied.

1093
01:08:30.319 --> 01:08:33.319
So the Giants decide that they're gonna
run the annexation of Puerto Rico about damn

1094
01:08:33.399 --> 01:08:38.159
time. They've been saying it twenty
damn times in the film, because Danny

1095
01:08:38.560 --> 01:08:40.319
tells the kids, you know,
you know, we got this game,

1096
01:08:40.359 --> 01:08:42.560
and they're like, you know what, we got four seconds left we could

1097
01:08:42.600 --> 01:08:45.439
win. So longest four seconds I've
ever seen, longest four seconds. You're

1098
01:08:45.439 --> 01:08:49.119
not wrong, I mean I know
that in football it seems like for like

1099
01:08:49.159 --> 01:08:53.399
four seconds is a long time,
yeah, because there's starts and stops and

1100
01:08:53.439 --> 01:08:57.079
starts and stops. But this is
a solid two minute four seconds, So

1101
01:08:57.199 --> 01:09:00.600
Becky fakes having the ball as they
take the line, and Spike tackles her

1102
01:09:00.680 --> 01:09:03.239
thinking that he's got it, but
she reveals that she doesn't, and that's

1103
01:09:03.239 --> 01:09:05.920
when it's a real that the Giants
are all passing the ball to each other

1104
01:09:05.960 --> 01:09:11.640
and running, and as Jake scores
the winning touchdown in the game after making

1105
01:09:11.680 --> 01:09:15.239
a pass and he catches it,
the crowd goes wild with celebration as Patty

1106
01:09:15.319 --> 01:09:16.880
even shares a kiss with Danny,
who asked her out to dinner, and

1107
01:09:16.880 --> 01:09:20.720
that's the answer he gets, ah, which means it's gonna be awkward if

1108
01:09:20.760 --> 01:09:26.079
his daughter starts dating the Sun.
Karen, Kevin's wife, leads the leads

1109
01:09:26.119 --> 01:09:28.760
a Giants chance right in front of
Kevin, who accepts it, and Danny

1110
01:09:28.800 --> 01:09:31.199
offers to have the Giants merge with
the Cowboys so they can have one town,

1111
01:09:31.359 --> 01:09:34.439
one team, and that's him with
like thirty eight kids on it,

1112
01:09:34.479 --> 01:09:36.560
and that's when Kevin's like, you
know, are you really gonna keep this

1113
01:09:36.560 --> 01:09:39.199
bet? And he's like no,
no, no, no, you know

1114
01:09:39.239 --> 01:09:42.000
I'm not gonna put my brother out. I'll start you off with this dealership

1115
01:09:42.000 --> 01:09:45.920
in a real nice position. I'll
start you off commissions only and we'll see

1116
01:09:45.920 --> 01:09:48.159
where we go from there. And
that's when Kevin asked him, you know,

1117
01:09:48.239 --> 01:09:50.079
how can we how can we end
this? How can we make this

1118
01:09:50.159 --> 01:09:53.239
okay? And he's like, you
know, there is one way and we

1119
01:09:53.279 --> 01:09:56.399
look up to the water tower where
we see Kevin o'shae on it, and

1120
01:09:56.439 --> 01:09:58.800
he's like, you know, I've
got it, And that's when it pans

1121
01:09:58.840 --> 01:10:01.319
over and we see the ocean and
that, my friends, is the Little

1122
01:10:01.359 --> 01:10:09.000
Giants from nineteen ninety four and the
choice. The only thing I really don't

1123
01:10:09.039 --> 01:10:12.399
like about this movie, although it
is very tully, is that's the end

1124
01:10:12.399 --> 01:10:14.880
of the film. That's the end
of the film. So we get almost

1125
01:10:14.920 --> 01:10:19.000
no resolution of like the kids being
happier or being or having a new friend

1126
01:10:19.000 --> 01:10:23.680
group, or like the mean kids
becoming friends with the other kids. Yeah,

1127
01:10:23.680 --> 01:10:27.279
none of that. It's just the
brothers are done fighting. Yeah.

1128
01:10:27.319 --> 01:10:30.760
So it really is just about the
adults and one hundred percent is yeah,

1129
01:10:30.760 --> 01:10:35.159
which I find extremely funny and kind
of sad. You're not wrong. So

1130
01:10:35.239 --> 01:10:39.000
as we wrap up, would you
like to know some fun facts about the

1131
01:10:39.039 --> 01:10:42.159
movie, as long as they're fun? Some of them are. So the

1132
01:10:42.159 --> 01:10:45.199
budget was estimated to be about twenty
million dollars. What this was released on

1133
01:10:45.279 --> 01:10:48.840
October sixteenth, and nineteen ninety four. What do you think it took in

1134
01:10:48.920 --> 01:10:54.920
opening weekend? What about this movie
cost twenty million dollars? Got I guess

1135
01:10:54.920 --> 01:11:00.319
the NFL players. I don't know. Twenty million the estimated budget. I

1136
01:11:00.439 --> 01:11:05.319
don't. I'm okay, I'm gonna
guess it flopped bad. So four million,

1137
01:11:06.560 --> 01:11:10.880
seven hundred and seventy eight thousand dollars
is what it grossed or what it

1138
01:11:10.920 --> 01:11:13.840
took an opening weekend. But it
did end up grossing nineteen million worldwide,

1139
01:11:13.840 --> 01:11:15.720
so it was still not a No, it's a flop. Yes, it's

1140
01:11:15.760 --> 01:11:17.399
not. Still HiT's a flop.
Yeah, that's a flop. So the

1141
01:11:17.399 --> 01:11:21.439
movie was inspired by an early nineties
McDonald's ad about pee wee football that ran

1142
01:11:21.520 --> 01:11:26.239
during the Super Bowl and I'm guessing
ninety two or ninety three the day it

1143
01:11:26.279 --> 01:11:29.279
aired. Steven Spielberg liked it so
much that he called it the ad creators

1144
01:11:29.399 --> 01:11:31.840
James Ferguson and hired him to write
the script. That explains a lot.

1145
01:11:32.199 --> 01:11:35.319
I mean about the fact that they
keep saying big Mac all the time.

1146
01:11:35.479 --> 01:11:39.399
Yeah, in quarter pounder all the
time. No, No about why they

1147
01:11:39.600 --> 01:11:42.560
like, this is only movie credit
because he was an ad person. Yeah

1148
01:11:42.600 --> 01:11:45.840
yeah, yeah, so Devin Saw
was fifteen during filming and much taller than

1149
01:11:45.840 --> 01:11:49.600
his ten year old cast mates,
so he can only be seen wearing socks

1150
01:11:49.600 --> 01:11:56.279
in some scenes. I get that. Dunham was removed as director after shooting

1151
01:11:56.279 --> 01:11:59.199
two thirds of the film. He
fell behind during the football game sequences.

1152
01:11:59.239 --> 01:12:01.199
Brian Levant was brought in for the
last few weeks to finish the football sequence

1153
01:12:01.279 --> 01:12:08.520
using his DP Rexford Elmets. Okay, Gary Busey and Randy Quaid were originally

1154
01:12:08.560 --> 01:12:14.960
cast for the leads. Wait,
that's made up. That's on IMDb.

1155
01:12:15.800 --> 01:12:25.359
Yeah, it's made up because you
can't have both for those who are like,

1156
01:12:25.479 --> 01:12:29.680
what if you know who Gary Busey
is, you have to Randy Quaid

1157
01:12:29.920 --> 01:12:33.439
is cousin Eddie or wait, yeah, yeah, Randy Quaid is cousin Eddie

1158
01:12:33.560 --> 01:12:40.520
from the Lampoon National Lampoon movies.
So you're talking about two of the most

1159
01:12:40.520 --> 01:12:46.039
insane actors in a children's movie.
But no, no, But like in

1160
01:12:46.119 --> 01:12:55.479
comedy, you need a straight man
and a funny guy. You're not wrong,

1161
01:12:55.560 --> 01:12:57.199
No, you're not wrong. Like
when I read that, I was

1162
01:12:57.239 --> 01:12:59.880
like, I want that movie.
I think that's made up. I don't

1163
01:12:59.920 --> 01:13:01.840
know if I believe that one who
would play who you think Bucy would be.

1164
01:13:02.039 --> 01:13:05.159
That's the problem because I can't even
try to figure it out. I

1165
01:13:05.479 --> 01:13:09.800
mean, okay, so, having
having seen Aya the Tiger, Ucy did

1166
01:13:09.800 --> 01:13:12.119
play pretty straight. No no,
no, no, But but this is

1167
01:13:12.159 --> 01:13:15.079
nineteen ninety four Bucy and Quay.
That's true, that's my point. I

1168
01:13:15.119 --> 01:13:18.560
mean, it's to me, it's
very obvious Quaid would play Miranis's character.

1169
01:13:18.800 --> 01:13:24.439
He's got and Becausecy you sy Quaid
is. For all the jokes about how

1170
01:13:24.479 --> 01:13:27.279
crazy Quaid is, Yeah, he's
pretty good at playing like a person who

1171
01:13:27.319 --> 01:13:30.560
gets humbled. Yeah, even cousin
Eddie, there were a lot of moments

1172
01:13:30.560 --> 01:13:32.239
where he would kind of, you
know, get really serious and be like,

1173
01:13:32.239 --> 01:13:35.119
well Clark, you know this and
that and this, and so I

1174
01:13:35.119 --> 01:13:38.199
mean that's to me, that's obvious. But then there's the other part,

1175
01:13:38.239 --> 01:13:43.000
which is like Quaid's a giant,
like he'd be taller than Beaucy. Yeah,

1176
01:13:43.039 --> 01:13:46.279
so I don't know. That's also
like the racing scene, the go

1177
01:13:46.399 --> 01:13:53.840
kart in the car, like that
scene would be next level beach. So

1178
01:13:54.039 --> 01:13:57.279
Ed O'Neill agreed, to play Kevin
so that his two young daughters could watch

1179
01:13:57.319 --> 01:14:00.520
something he started in that was family
friendly at the time, still popular for

1180
01:14:00.520 --> 01:14:02.399
out buddy on married with children.
His children were also fans of Rick Mirandas

1181
01:14:02.399 --> 01:14:05.079
so that was another reason. But
they weren't fans of Dutch. They weren't

1182
01:14:05.079 --> 01:14:10.319
fans of Dutch. Apparently. Spielberg
originally wanted Chris Columbus to direct the film,

1183
01:14:10.359 --> 01:14:13.439
as they had collaborated previously on Grimlins
and The Goonies. Columbus, however,

1184
01:14:13.520 --> 01:14:16.920
was busy with his screenplay for nine
months and couldn't commit a Spielberg Oh

1185
01:14:16.960 --> 01:14:18.880
yeah, they had yeah, yeah, never Sorry, sorry, I was

1186
01:14:18.880 --> 01:14:21.600
I was thinking of something else.
You're fine. And then Columbus also got

1187
01:14:21.600 --> 01:14:26.840
a little butt hurt because apparently he
had done a draft of Last Crusade and

1188
01:14:26.920 --> 01:14:29.680
Spielberg had not said some nice things
about it, and then they never worked

1189
01:14:29.680 --> 01:14:31.680
together again after that. Well,
I mean at some point, I mean,

1190
01:14:31.720 --> 01:14:34.359
you know, luckily he got hooked
up with Hughes for a while and

1191
01:14:34.520 --> 01:14:40.399
he kind of got set up from
there. But Chris Columbus, I could

1192
01:14:40.399 --> 01:14:43.680
see this being something he would do. Well, oh yeah, but uh

1193
01:14:44.399 --> 01:14:46.760
yeah, wow, yeah. Craig
t Nelson originally was offered the role of

1194
01:14:46.840 --> 01:14:49.159
Kevin, but turned it down as
he was already on Coach and didn't want

1195
01:14:49.159 --> 01:14:51.960
to play the same part. Yeah, I think that's why is on Craig

1196
01:14:51.960 --> 01:14:55.800
T. Nelson's part. Bob Sagett
was considered for the role of Danny,

1197
01:14:55.840 --> 01:14:59.680
but was filming TV movie Father and
Scouton couldn't commit to the to the role

1198
01:14:59.680 --> 01:15:01.399
and all. So he was going
to be doing af V during the summer,

1199
01:15:01.439 --> 01:15:03.520
so when it ran longer, it
would have been a problem as well.

1200
01:15:03.640 --> 01:15:06.359
Yeah, that's that. That would
have been an interesting choice. Due

1201
01:15:06.399 --> 01:15:11.600
to the film's tight schedule, Ed
O'Neil would simultaneously film episodes of Mary with

1202
01:15:11.760 --> 01:15:15.279
Children while finishing the film. Filming
was to conclude before summer hiatus from the

1203
01:15:15.279 --> 01:15:18.199
show, but continued into the next
season as a couple episodes are being filmed

1204
01:15:18.239 --> 01:15:21.279
for it as they wrapped. And
that's not a crazy thing. Have you

1205
01:15:21.359 --> 01:15:29.199
heard about what? What? Uh
uh? What's his name? Marty McFly?

1206
01:15:29.359 --> 01:15:30.840
Oh? Michael J. Fox?
What Michael J. Fox went through

1207
01:15:30.880 --> 01:15:33.600
to being back to the future.
Wasn't that not fact? Was it Facts

1208
01:15:33.600 --> 01:15:35.399
of Life? Or yeah? He
was on facts? Yeah? Yeah,

1209
01:15:35.439 --> 01:15:41.159
yeah, yeah, yeah, So
he would literally work and then sleep like

1210
01:15:41.479 --> 01:15:45.039
two hour hours and then work half
a day. Yeah. I mean he

1211
01:15:45.159 --> 01:15:48.640
was constantly constantly working. It's not
an unusual thing, yeah, in that

1212
01:15:48.760 --> 01:15:53.920
era especially. So what are your
final thoughts as we bring the show to

1213
01:15:53.960 --> 01:15:59.520
a close for Little Giants? I
think that I can't pretend that Little Giants

1214
01:15:59.600 --> 01:16:03.560
is a phenomenal kids movie or a
phenomenal film, but it's it's a ton

1215
01:16:03.600 --> 01:16:10.239
of fun. It's a wonderful time
capsule of its era. It's definitely a

1216
01:16:10.239 --> 01:16:15.680
film that it's definitely of its time. Deeply, it's very much that post

1217
01:16:15.760 --> 01:16:18.399
eighties kid comedy where you still had
a lot of farts, you still had

1218
01:16:18.439 --> 01:16:24.000
the stereotypical fat kid. You still
had like the tomboy girl who's gonna learn

1219
01:16:24.000 --> 01:16:27.800
to wear makeup? You had all
that stuff. Yeah, but you had

1220
01:16:27.920 --> 01:16:30.920
Ed O'Neil and Rick moranis kind of
giving it. They're all very strong leans.

1221
01:16:31.159 --> 01:16:34.920
Yeah. So, I mean,
I would say, if you're a

1222
01:16:35.039 --> 01:16:40.920
nineties kid, it's it's definitely a
rented yep. But if you're just a

1223
01:16:40.960 --> 01:16:44.520
common moviegoer, it's a stream at
stream. You know. That's that's my

1224
01:16:44.600 --> 01:16:45.800
opinion. What about you? So
I gave it a rented. Much like

1225
01:16:45.840 --> 01:16:48.640
snow Day from a few shows back, Little Giants is a family comedy they

1226
01:16:48.720 --> 01:16:53.600
just don't make anymore. They do
not make. There are lots of reasons

1227
01:16:53.600 --> 01:16:56.079
for that, yes, I know, but I think it's cute and funny,

1228
01:16:56.079 --> 01:16:59.359
with some truly heartfelt moments, and
a good movie for your family with

1229
01:16:59.520 --> 01:17:01.199
you strong needs to make it work. It's a little longer than it needs

1230
01:17:01.199 --> 01:17:03.359
to be in my opinion, but
I would have to agree with her that

1231
01:17:03.399 --> 01:17:05.640
far. Yeah, because it's like, I don't know what I would cut,

1232
01:17:05.640 --> 01:17:09.079
but there is things that I could
cut. I think it could be

1233
01:17:09.119 --> 01:17:11.840
shortened up a little bit. So
as we bring the show to a close,

1234
01:17:11.880 --> 01:17:14.920
we always like to give a couple
of recommendations. This week, I

1235
01:17:14.960 --> 01:17:17.680
am going to bring forth The Little
Rascals from nineteen ninety four. Alfalfa is

1236
01:17:17.720 --> 01:17:21.800
wooing Darla and his he man woman
hating friends attempt to sabotage the relationship.

1237
01:17:23.399 --> 01:17:26.159
Solely, this was a pick because
the Clubhouse, I just that always makes

1238
01:17:26.199 --> 01:17:29.800
me think it Little Rascals obviously absolutely, and also I feel I mean same

1239
01:17:29.880 --> 01:17:31.680
year as Little Giants as well,
So it's just one of those classic nineties

1240
01:17:31.720 --> 01:17:34.319
comedies for kids. And then the
other one I'm Gonna do is a sports

1241
01:17:34.359 --> 01:17:38.039
movie, The Big Green. Disney's
The Big Green from nineteen ninety five.

1242
01:17:38.039 --> 01:17:41.680
A teacher on exchange from England is
placed in an underachieving Texas school, where

1243
01:17:41.720 --> 01:17:45.119
she coaches the students in soccer,
improving their self esteem and leading to unexpected

1244
01:17:45.159 --> 01:17:47.720
success. Steve Gutenberg's in that one
too, Ah, the Gutenberg. What

1245
01:17:47.760 --> 01:17:51.520
do you got for a recommendation,
I've got one, and it's the only

1246
01:17:51.600 --> 01:17:56.760
sports movie I ever love. Okay, very simply, there's only one sports

1247
01:17:56.800 --> 01:18:00.560
movie I've ever absolutely positively loved my
entire life, and that's The Sandlot.

1248
01:18:01.000 --> 01:18:06.920
The Sandlot is one of the greatest
kids movies ever made, and it's definitely

1249
01:18:06.920 --> 01:18:13.520
the best kids movie of the nineties. The Sandlot is just excellent in every

1250
01:18:13.560 --> 01:18:17.239
way. You identify with the kids, you identify with the adults, you

1251
01:18:17.279 --> 01:18:23.760
identify with their plight. It depicts
baseball as what it actually is, which

1252
01:18:23.800 --> 01:18:28.560
is an excuse for friendship. Yeah, so you're never bogged down by like

1253
01:18:28.600 --> 01:18:32.359
the idea of what baseball actually is. You know, you don't have to

1254
01:18:32.399 --> 01:18:35.239
worry. There's no down on the
ninth, there's no way I see I

1255
01:18:35.279 --> 01:18:39.720
don't even know anything about baseball.
But I also love Dennis arc in that

1256
01:18:39.760 --> 01:18:42.760
movie. Oh it's wonderful, so
good well, and seeing non You're gonna

1257
01:18:42.760 --> 01:18:46.319
make me emotional because I have stepdad
who actually cared and I and thanks.

1258
01:18:47.039 --> 01:18:48.880
And as a kid, no,
no, But as a kid, I

1259
01:18:48.880 --> 01:18:54.159
didn't appreciate it. You know,
I didn't know how rare it was to

1260
01:18:54.199 --> 01:18:58.439
have a stepdad who like really treated
you like his own. So now when

1261
01:18:58.439 --> 01:19:02.000
I watch Sandlot, I get really
emotion about Dennis Leary's character because I was

1262
01:19:02.079 --> 01:19:04.520
very much that way to my stepdad
is very unfair. But I was a

1263
01:19:04.520 --> 01:19:06.399
little kid. I mean I was
very little. Yeah, I mean I

1264
01:19:06.399 --> 01:19:11.760
didn't throw in my fucking yellow belt
or anything, but god, but I

1265
01:19:12.000 --> 01:19:14.560
you know, but I mean in
all seriously is That's another element of The

1266
01:19:14.560 --> 01:19:17.600
Sandlot that makes it very special to
me is the fact that Dennis Leary,

1267
01:19:17.680 --> 01:19:20.880
you know, he never does anything
to really be a villain. The kid

1268
01:19:21.119 --> 01:19:25.640
just treats him like a villain because
he's not his dad. And I know

1269
01:19:25.760 --> 01:19:30.520
exactly what that's like. So The
Sandlot is just one of those quintessential movies

1270
01:19:30.560 --> 01:19:32.600
we'll be talking about on the show
Inevidence. Oh absolutely, Yeah, so,

1271
01:19:33.399 --> 01:19:36.199
but with all that said, little
giants, it's a great piece of

1272
01:19:36.199 --> 01:19:42.680
fun. Nobody gets hurt except for
the fat kids underwear as he passes gas

1273
01:19:42.760 --> 01:19:45.520
constantly. I will say to you, it's also not streaming anywhere right now,

1274
01:19:45.520 --> 01:19:48.359
so you will have to find it
and or rent it. You'll have

1275
01:19:48.439 --> 01:19:54.319
to hunt and gather, Yes,
but it'll be worth it to score your

1276
01:19:54.439 --> 01:19:58.239
very own touchdown as you watch the
film and go, wow, kids,

1277
01:19:58.319 --> 01:20:04.239
movies are. They're much less filthy
offensive offensive. It's a good way to

1278
01:20:04.239 --> 01:20:08.640
put it too. Yeah. So, with that all being said, double

1279
01:20:08.720 --> 01:20:12.960
d yes sir, before we get
out of here, I am so so

1280
01:20:13.119 --> 01:20:16.119
tired. I can tell oh,
thanks, thanks, I can tell you

1281
01:20:16.119 --> 01:20:21.319
throw out your goddamn yellow belt too. But said a goddamn thing that being

1282
01:20:21.439 --> 01:20:25.600
said, just thank you guys for
hanging out with us and listening to do

1283
01:20:25.640 --> 01:20:29.520
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1284
01:20:29.560 --> 01:20:31.479
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1285
01:20:31.479 --> 01:20:35.000
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1286
01:20:35.079 --> 01:20:39.880
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1287
01:20:40.279 --> 01:20:43.000
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1288
01:20:43.000 --> 01:20:45.359
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1289
01:20:45.359 --> 01:20:49.920
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1290
01:20:50.079 --> 01:20:55.199
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1291
01:20:55.239 --> 01:20:58.720
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1292
01:20:58.760 --> 01:21:01.319
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1293
01:21:01.319 --> 01:21:04.239
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1294
01:21:04.239 --> 01:21:08.439
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1295
01:21:08.479 --> 01:21:10.399
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1296
01:21:10.399 --> 01:21:13.560
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1297
01:21:13.640 --> 01:21:15.880
Well. Our email is do youeven
movie Pod at gmail dot com. Hey,

1298
01:21:15.920 --> 01:21:18.520
so maybe you should say that too. You said that I thought I

1299
01:21:18.560 --> 01:21:21.520
did not. Okay, well now
it's fun. Now you did. Well,

1300
01:21:21.560 --> 01:21:26.319
now I did. So are you
gonna find your fucking yellow belt or

1301
01:21:26.319 --> 01:21:28.319
what? I don't know. I
mean, I gotta check my basement.

1302
01:21:28.399 --> 01:21:30.319
You threw it away, and you
know, I don't know, dude,

1303
01:21:30.399 --> 01:21:32.479
it could be at my parents' house. I have no idea. I can't

1304
01:21:32.520 --> 01:21:35.279
believe I came across it. Like
I want to say, about ten years

1305
01:21:35.279 --> 01:21:39.840
ago. I came across it.
Probably I have to check. It may

1306
01:21:39.880 --> 01:21:42.279
be in my closet. Actually,
I may have literally just seen it when

1307
01:21:42.279 --> 01:21:45.000
I was a parents house over the
weekend. Now I'm curious. Damn it.

1308
01:21:45.039 --> 01:21:45.800
Now I'm gonna go home for my
yellow Belt. I don't want to

1309
01:21:45.840 --> 01:21:54.279
do this. Why did I tell
you the story? You make a lot

1310
01:21:54.319 --> 01:21:58.079
of mistakes. So what are we
showing next week? Next show watching?

1311
01:21:58.520 --> 01:22:00.680
Next week? We are going to
be taking a little bit of a turn

1312
01:22:00.840 --> 01:22:05.520
to Bad Moon, one of the
best underrated Werewolf movies, I mean of

1313
01:22:05.600 --> 01:22:10.880
the nineties by with Eric Red.
Yes, Eric Red, it's a great

1314
01:22:10.960 --> 01:22:14.000
flick. If you haven't seen it, I highly recommend watching it. Yes

1315
01:22:14.199 --> 01:22:17.119
and yeah because I think we came
up with that idea because the IDEs of

1316
01:22:17.159 --> 01:22:20.720
Marching mark the moon apparently yep,
which I had no idea. That's what

1317
01:22:20.800 --> 01:22:24.119
the IDEs of March meant? Who
knew? So? But with that all

1318
01:22:24.199 --> 01:22:27.199
being said, my Apple watch tells
me that we have a tornado watch.

1319
01:22:28.159 --> 01:22:30.319
So time for you to drive home? Yes, yes it is, so

1320
01:22:30.439 --> 01:22:33.880
everybody will see you next Tuesday.
Right here on? Do you even movie

1321
01:22:34.239 --> 01:22:36.800
audios? Fucking yellow Belt b