Little Giants (1994): Rick Moranis, Ed O’Neill and Devon Sawa

0:01 If you never got picked for the team, kids like that, I mean, they can't help it. They're no good. If you never got a chance to play, who are you, Vince Lombardi all of a sudden, if you've always dreamed of standing tall, Timmy, I'm not sure, but I don't think that goes there. This is your chance to be a giant. Let's kick somebody on one, Rick Marinis, I'll show you intimidates, little giants. Brady dg sneak preview this weekend. Check newspapers for theaters. In a world where podcasts reign supreme, Two Friends dare to ask Do You Even? Movie? Hosted by filmmaker Enrique Kuto and movie officionado David de Neuer.

1:00 Spoiler alert. Well, hello everybody, and welcome back to Do You Even? Movie? I am your host, Enrique Kuto, here with my good buddy and co host Double d Iron David Deny usually Iron before Mike. But I don't know stuff. I guess it's gonna be Diamond Dave. That's like usually the usually that's the one. Right. As long as it's not Dustin Diamond Dave, we're good. It pretty much is Dustin Diamond Dave I'm just being honest, okay, And so speaking of honest for those watching us in visual form, I'm going to comment on no, I am not ill.

1:47 I mean I am the illess. You are ill, but I am not ill. But the rosiness of my face is thanks to spending ten days on a set in the dead of winter and it being very sunny, and so I have literally because there was snow and rain and then hot weather. Sometimes I was completely bundled up and I always had to have a hat on. So I have a literal field workers suntan like. It's just my cheeks and mouth. That's it. That's it, and it's yeah, I I literal like field workers tan. And I already told Dave if he made any comments about being me being Hispanic, he'd be canceled. So he's he's leaving those behind. But that's not what we're here to talk about. Is not because it's March. It's March. We're moving into springtime. Yes, and March is often known for March madness, a time when a sport of some kindly does something. Is it basketball, Well, that's the time when people are excited to check out the gridiron and find out who gets the puck into the goal. Give me your headway. You're trying, you know, you know you wouldn't know from looking at me. But uh, as an indoor kid, did you, I mean I was an indoor kid. Did you play sports at all, like at all growing growing up, like with neighborhood kids or anything. Okay, you're an indoor kid, all right, you're playing the crack cocaine dealer. I'm just reminded. Did you ever have a

3:21 honded house in your neighborhood? Do you ever have a house you guys were all afraid to go to? Yeah we did. Yeah, yeah, No, I mean like one where like people died. Yes, yes, absolutely, yeah yeah yeah, growing up in the hoods very different. But we're talking about the classic, uh deadly serious sports film, Yes, of the Night of nineteen ninety four, Little Giant, Little Giants. Indeed, a film that I have to admit I always liked as a kid, even though I was not a sports kid. Well, you spoil it. You just ruined the whole everybody, We'll see you next time. Alert. That was just all we had had to bring here. No, no, but we're gonna be talking about Little Giants tonight. A film that is a good bit of fun. Yeah, and wasn't trying to reinvent the wheel, which is why Cisco and Ebert apparently had a really like it problem with it. I do love when they tear apart kids. And he was like, what a trite cliche concept. It's like, yeah, aimed at eleven year old Well, I remember. Do you remember the Heckler documentary that Jamie Kennedy did, Yeah, vaguely. Yeah. Do you remember the scene when they talked to John Lovetz about all the reviews that came in from benchwarmers when he because he was like the main I think producer on it or I know he's in it as well, and like he was just like it was a kid's movie, and they like lamb basked it like it was something along the lines of Citizen Kane that it wasn't. Well, I mean they didn't lamb Bastitizen Kane, but I understand. I mean, to this day, I've been I've been trying to find a high resolution image of Uve Bowl punching a critic. Yeah,

4:51 so I can hang it up in my office. Yeah. So, uh, you mean the documentary you're also in, Oh, Raging Bowl yeah, I do have a little kid and raging bull. I get around, man, I get around. What was the didn't I just watch something and I was in it? Uh you were watching wrestling, you're watching wrestle man. Yeah, there's this. There was this video on YouTube about like wildest moments in professional wrestling, and they were talking about Rakishi freaking out on this guy and beating him with a chair and and they said it was at Heartland Wrestling Association. I was like, oh, I think I heard about that. And then when the show the clip, I was like, oh, I'm in the front row. Yeah, yeah you are. I was like sixteen years old. Uh yeah, yeah, it was Uh that was the That's when you know you're getting old. You're in history now. Kids, that's fair. But speaking of history, yes, we have little giants to look forward to. And this is a film that I most certainly know nothing nothing about the making of, or why would I you know, I mean like I didn't until I put these notes together. So it's fine. Well, now you're just being dismissive and hateful. You want me to start calling you Ebert or Ciskel. I mean, you're the tall oneswhere you're I do get hateful, Dave as it is anyway salty day salty So Little Giants, Yeah, give us the beats. The Little Giants is nineteen ninety four release date, an hour and forty seven minutes long, rated PG four kids, rude language and pranks, pranks, pranks. It's like I saw the TV rating for Twister and it says for bad depictions of bad weather. Yes,

6:25 woo. So the director of this movie is Dwayne Durham, but he may not just be the only director on it, which we'll get to towards the end of the episode we talk about notes now. Is Dwayne Durham anything like Bull Durham? He is not. He is not anything like Bull Durham. And I just watched the movie for the first time last year. So Dwayne Durham has a pretty interesting career. He starts in the editorial department in nineteen seventy seven with a film called Three Warriors, works on American graffiti in nineteen seventy nine, is an editor on The Black Stallion in seventy nine, editor on Empire Strikes Back nineteen eighty Raises The Lost Arc eighty one, Dragon Slayer eighty one, The Mean Season eighty five, where he becomes the main editor. He still remains main editor on Blue Velvet in nineteen eighty six and then Cherry two thousand and eighty seven, Throw Mama from the Train in nineteen eighty seven, as well Fright Night in eighty eight, Bill and ted zexl Venture eighty eight, and then in his directing career starts in nineteen ninety with twin Peaks Hey Buddy series eighty eight, Fright Night two. Did I say that right now? You said Fright Night? Oh, Fright Night too? Yeah?

7:18 It says too, it says too. There my apologies. I I yeah, but wow Takes series nineteen ninety No David Shut Up, Wild at Heart, which he's also the editor on in ninety Homeward Bound, The Incredible Journey in ninety three, directs Little Giants in ninety four episodes of Seventh Heaven and ninety six Jag in ninety five. Then in nineteen eight ninety eight he delects directs a little film called Halloween Town. I Love Halloween. I Love Halloween toown too, And this basically makes a mistakefle of the Disney Channel because at that point, then in nineteen ninety nine he does the thirteen year Uh Santa and Pete nineteen ninety nine as well, double teamed in two thousand and two, Right on Track two thousand and three, Star Wars Clone Wars in twenty ten, then in twenty seventeen becomes the editor the Twin Peaks series, the Revision, and then he's also to Revival Thank you, Oh guys, this is gonna be a great Dave chooses the wrong words episode I can tell already and I'm the tired one. Yeah, that's fair. And then he also was the editor on twenty twenty is the Turning that movie with I remember the parting, Yeah, that was. That wasn't great. I didn't I didn't love it. It wasn't great. That's why it's not that's we're not doing an episode, why we're not doing an episode on it. So wrapping up with doing Durham Is Turning in twenty twenty, and then moving on to our writers. We have James Ferguson who is credited for only the story and screenplay of Little Giants. That's his career on IMDb. Only the story and screenplay. Yep, this is here all of Well, no, I'm saying that's the only move. That's the only one, that's the credit he has.

8:43 Okay, So then we go to Robert Shawcross. He was the writer on Little Giants in nineteen ninety four. Then he both writes and directs Bored Silly in two thousand and Uncle Nino in two thousand and three. Our next writer is Tommy Swardlow. He does. He starts out as an actor in nineteen eighty four with The Wildlife Genius in eighty five, Howard the Duck in eighty seven, Spaceballs in eighty seven, Hamburger Hill eighty seven, Child's Play eighty eight, Blueberry Hill in eighty six. He becomes a writer in ninety three on Cool Runnings. All right, man goes to do Little Giants in ninety four, Bushwhacked in nineteen ninety five, same director as bush Bushwhack. Oh writer, sorry, sorry, but Bushwhacked. I love Bushwhack. Yeah. That Actually there's a lot of similar gags, which there are the kids in Bushwhacked. So then snow Dogs in two thousand and two, One thousand Junkies in twenty seventeen. Okay, the Grinch, The Grinch twenty eighteen, the animated one, not the famous animated one. The one that came out.

9:37 I think God who voiced him, I can't remember. I think it was benet At Cumberbatch. Bennett Cumberbatch did the Grinch's voice. Yeah, oh, I was gonna guess Judge Reinhold what but because I always guess Judge Ryndhole, that's fair. Then Pushing Boots The Last Wish in twenty twenty two, and then our final writer is Michael Goldberg, who also did Cool Runnings in ninety three, has screenplay on that Little Giants screenplay in ninety four, bushwacks screenplay credit in ninety five, The Love Master in nineteen ninety seven, which I really like that title, but I've never seen that movie. You've never seen The Love Master. You've seen Love Master? Yeah? For real? No? I think so okay, Earth Final Conflict in two thousand and one, and then snow Dogs in two thousand and two, and then wrapping us up on our behind the scenes people, our cinematographer Giannis Kiminski. You said it right, Yeah, I know you do. Yeah, what'd you go to school? Ladies and Gentleman. We had a complex name, but David he got through the name, and uh, congratulations, So do you know why this fella is very special to our show. In particular? Is it because he rode in so Yiannis Kimenski starts as a gaffer on Not of This Earth in nineteen eighty eight, the Jim Winorski film, which I have a poster of in my office, keeps on the gaffer stage with Saturday the Fourteenth strikes back in nineteen eighty eight, Strip to Kill Two Live Girls. In eighty nine, he was a gaffer on Strip to Kill Two Live Growth.

11:09 So that's he daffed on two films. I have posters hanging up in my house up gaffer of Dance of the Damned in nineteen eighty nine. That's a good That's one of the best of the Roger Korman stripper movies. He becomes the secondary DP on Lords of the Deep in nineteen eighty nine, is the DP on After midnine and eighty nine chief lighting director, the DP on After Midnight After mid or Oh no, she'd be a second DP, second assistant. Okay, So, and you're talking about that anthology. Yep. Actually really I caught that on late night on like this TV or comment or something, Yeah, and really enjoyed it. Chief Lighting DP on Watchers two in nineteen ninety. I love all of the Watchers movies. Then he becomes cinematographer in nineteen ninety with a little film called Grim Prairie Tales. I love that movie, and you don't I have? Didn't you sell your copy? It was a bootleg? But yeah or actually no, I think I still have it because I like Grim Prairie too. It's got something. I mean, it's got some great moments of it. Terror Within two in nineteen ninety, Cool as Ice in nineteen ninety one, Wow, Killer Instinct in ninety one, Treble Bound in ninety three, that frickin' Michael Madsen and Drew Barrymore movie we watched, Oh shit, yeah, okay, okay, The Ventures of Huck Finn, the one with Elijah Wood in ninety ninety three, which was a classic staple of my childhood. I could see that that that's supposed to be. That movie was everywhere. It really was, Yeah, it really was. Then he does Shindler's List in nineteen ninety three, What follows that with Little Giants in ninety four? Hold On, Yeah, you go.

12:41 From Grim Prairie Tales and Terror Within two, Two Adventures of huck Finn to Schindler's List. Yeah, all yeah, one of these things is like the other. No that that's that's an incredible reveal. Yeah. Oh just wait, I just I just would expect nothing against this guy. He's clearly good. Yeah, but I would expect that you that like you would have to do. I mean, I guess made The Adventures of Huck Finn because it was such a big hit. Maybe that made him a bigger name as a cinematographer. But I just would have expected a Dean Kundy or somebody to do Shindler's List. Yeah. No, someone who's you know, just always doing those big, big Hollywood flicks. Yeah. So in ninety four, he finishes Little Giants, goes to Tall Tale in nineteen ninety five, Jerry Maguire nineteen ninety six, Lost World, Jurassic Park ninety seven, Amistad ninety seven, Saving Private Ryan ninety eight, AI Artificial Intelligence two thousand and one, Minority Report two thousand and two, Catch Me if you Can't two thousand and two, The Terminal Wore the World's Munich, Indiana Jones and the Can of the Crystal Skull, and then Funny People in two thousand and nine. This is the guy that you looked up the first time. This is the guy.

13:50 So for those who may not have heard this story, Yeah, the entire reason that I taught sweet David here that you always look up cinematographers yep, is because this is so ridiculous. It is because one time I was curious who shot Uh wait, no, you said funny people. Oh wait, yeah, funny people. Oh wait yea, so it's not forty, this is forty. My bad. I fucked that up. Yep. So now we have a blue fer yep, yep. Ah damn. But I was totally excited. I was watching this as forty, and I noticed that the way it's the peat is really interesting. Yeah, and I was like, who did this? And I clicked in his first credit or one of his first was Stripped to Kill two, and I was like, wow, So this is literally that guy. Because I never remembered the name. I just remember the story of that happening. Yeah, that is hilarious. But also I love that when I looked him up. Originally, I never read past strip to Kill two. I never saw Shindler's list, I never saw any of these other like quintessential like movies that's hilarious. Duke keeps going, I mean at that point, so he goes to Adventures A ten ten in two thousand and one or twenty eleven, Warhorse twenty eleven, Lincoln twenty twelve, The Edge in twenty fourteen, Bridge of Spies, the post Ready Player one, called the Wild Oslo Westside Story remake in twenty twenty one, and did The Fableman's in twenty twenty two. So he basically is he the guy who like replaced Dean Kundy to Spielberg or something, because like cause like, yeah wow, because I remember at some point Kundy just stopped doing all the Spielberg pictures. Yeah wow, what a what a career? Okay, what

15:24 was his name? Yanu's Janis Kiminski. Yanis Kaminski. We salute you as a director of photography. Uh and uh do you even movie? Will be right back, welcome back to do You Even movie? Yeah? So are you ready to move into the synopsis? Sure? All right? So the IMDb synopsis for Little Giants says, a misfit from their opposing team of an elite pee wee football team coached by the elite team coach's brother. My synopsis says Danny O'she forms his own team of misfits for a peewee football team.

16:08 When his older brother Kevin decides to cut Danny's daughter from his elite team. Together, Danny and his team must find a way to show Kevin there's more to them than meets the eye. Well, that would be a transformer's synopsis, David. It works, It doesn't, I think so. I mean, I don't know why you would need to Now I'm critiquing you, like, I'm like, like, like I'm at work. Why would you put o'sha in there? Nobody needs to know that? It could just be Danny Danny. You didn't even mention that his wife left him? Why would I need to mention that. I feel like it's prudent. No, that's not a bad synopsis. It's not a bad synopsis, not at all. So how did you first see Little Giants television? Television? Actually? You know what I actually know. I think that it was rented at a friend's house because the first time I saw, oh boy, the first time I saw Little Giants, I was in New Hampshire visiting my dad. Yeah, I think maybe one of my dad's buddies kids had rented it because I remember watching or maybe it was on TV, but this would have been this would have been like ninety five, Okay, so it would have been when it was just on home video. Yeah, so that's the first time I remember seeing it, and then I remember rerunning on television. My favorite moment of the whole movie, which we'll get to in quite a while, but I always always remembered them putting Alca Seltzer in the mouse to simulate that their mad dogs.

17:33 Yeah, yeah, yeah, my first time seeing it. This was like a regular staple at my house. My mom loves this movie. Is it all the farts? I don't know what it is, like, let's get her on the phone. I mean we could, but but no, she always loved this movie. Anytime it was on TV, anytime like it was on cable. We always had it on and I mean we rented it several times. From like Diamond Video, which was an old I remember diving. There were multiple Diamond videos. I remember Troy had a really good We had one bye. We had one in the same shopping plaza as the Blockbuster in Hollywood Video that were right next to each other. We had a little Diamond video. Yeah, in the corner, and I used to go there because my sister had a friend who worked there and they rented WCW home videos World Championship Wrestling home videos, all right, So I would go there and rent those bad boys and then but it feels like in my brain that like five weeks later it was out of business. It wasn't literally, but it felt like I felt like that quick yeah no, Like I mean, I've seen this movie so many times and the scene that always sticks out to me is and we'll get to that as well, is the scene when they have the tackle demonstration with with Ed O'Neil's character. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah no. That's one of the height of the physical humor in this movie.

18:44 And speaking of our cast, we have Rick mirandas here who plays Danny O'Shea. He started on Second City TV in nineteen eighty goes to work in Twilight Theater in eighty two, then does Second City TV Network in eighty two, Night Flight in eighty two, Saturday Night Live in nineteen eighty three, does the film Range brew in eighty three, Streets of Fire in eighty four, Ghostbusters in eighty four, The Wildlife, The Last Polka Brewsters Millions Club, Paradise, Little Shop of Horror, Spaceballs, Ghostbusters two, but anything memorable, Honey, I shrunk the kids in nineteen eighty nine. Now we're cooking. That's when we should do on the show. I adore, Honey, I shrunk the kids, and I think we should do this next one too. Parenthood in nineteen eighty nine. Never seen it, Oh my god, it's so good. The Rocket Boy nineteen eighty nine, My Blue Heaven La Story, Honey, I blew up the kids, Splitting Airs, the Flintstones, Little Giants, Honey, I shrunk the audience, Sesame Street, Big Bully, Honey, we shrunk ourselves. Brother Bear, the Animated Adventures of Bob and Doug McKenzie. And he was on The Goldbergs in twenty thirteen.

19:37 When he was on The Goldbergs, I don't remember that. I don't either his character was. I think they said black helmet, so I think it was like a Spaceball's episode. Oh that's such a great use of the talents of Rick Moranas. Yeah. Sorry, I love Rick Brannas, but I I so. As I've gotten older, I have realized that as a kid, I had no appreciation for Ghostbusters because Ghostbusters is so much funnier for an adult. Oh yeah, absolutely. There are jokes about interest rate loans and and my favorite jokes are Rick Branna saying like saying like at the best Prayer is all the food at my party's tax deductible. As long as I invite clients instead of friends, I lie. As long as I invite clients instead of prey who brought the dog? So next in our cast we have Ed O'Neil, who plays Kevin o'sha seventy credits on his resume and also I had no idea of his his work before Dutch and like all that other like he has a lot of stuff at the eighties, I had no idea about that I want to try because it all flopped. Yeah, yeah, he look no disrespect to mister Ed O'Neill. He not only is he in one of the most underrated films of all time, Dutch, which I really do think should be a classic, and he'll be on the show, but not Ed O'Neil will not be on the show. Don't listen to Dave uh No.

20:59 But not only that, but Married with Children obviously massive hit. And then he goes in like fifteen years later ends up on another hit sitcom, Modern Family. I mean you, You really can't get a better career experience than an O'Neill in Hollywood. So his first movie in nineteen eighty is Cruising. He goes to do Today, The Women Got Even in nineteen eighty, as well Dogs of War nineteen eighty, Another World in nineteen eighty, When Your Lover Leaves in eighty three. He was on Miami Vice in eighty four, Hunter in eighty five, The Equalizer Series in eighty five. Then he does The French Connection three in nineteen eighty six, where he plays Popeye Doyle. What It's a TV movie? What? Yeah? Nineteen eighty six The French Connection three, Ed O'Neil plays Popeye Doyle. What No, my mind is blown? Yeah? Good old ed box office poison O'Neill so that he does Right to Die in nineteen eighty seven, Scores Married with Children in eighty seven, as well Organized Disorganized Crime in nineteen eighty nine in the movie I Showed You Yes. Then he does K nine in eighty nine, The Adventures of Ford fair Lane in nineteen ninety, Our Buddy Cappies Click Sibling Rivalry in nineteen ninety The Whereabouts of Jenny in ninety one, Dutch in ninety one. So yeah, Dutch was before this or before Oh yeah, that'sch was in ninety one. Yeah, I forgot about that. I knew that, I did not. There's a lot you don't know. Yeah, I'm aware. Wayns World ninety two, Waynes World two ninety three, Blue Chips, Little Giants, Prefontaine, The Spanish Pioneer, The Bone Collector, the Tenth Kingdom, Spanish Pioneer. Yeah, I mean the Spanish are prisoners. They could work for both. Do you want Do you want me to take over the show

22:29 and go take the nap? The Bone Collector nineteen ninety nine, Tenth Kingdom two thousand, Lucky Numbers two thousand, Nobody's Baby two thousand and one, Spartan two thousand and four, eight Sibl Rules for Dating, My Teenage Daughter in two thousand and five, West Wing two thousand and five, Red bult A Belt, Modern Family in two thousand and nine, My God Wreck and Ralph In twenty twelve, Entourage Movie twenty fifteen, Family Guy twenty fifteen, Finding Dory twenty sixteen, and he was in a movie called The Last Shift in twenty twenty. He's done a couple of things since then, but nothing major. He's mainly just done Modern Family is one of his biggest things. He's got to be up there in age. He's got to be in his seventies, right, I believe so he has to, or at least he's about to be. He's gonna be closed. Yeah. And then wrapping up our cast is Devin Sawa, who plays Junior. He started his career on Unsubbed in nineteen eighty nine. Sherlock Holmes returns in ninety three. He did a bunch of Nerve commercials. Those yep, those Nerve commercials were literally for my generation. Yeah, they were like directly targeted at children my age.

23:26 You best believe they're all on YouTube too, because I pulled up a couple because of course they are. I thought I remembered one of them. I totally did Little Giants in ninety four. He does Casper in nineteen ninety five now and then nineteen ninety five Night of the Twisters ninety six. I've heard that's a good one. I've never seen that. Yep. I was the one that told you that. And it's on YouTube, and I think it's somewhere else too. I can't remember, but Night of the Twisters was an ABC or family movie that played all the time, and it's pretty scary. Well yet it was back then. That's good to hear. Yeah, yeah, you know. Robin of Loxley in ninety six, The Boys Club ninety six, Action Man ninety six, Wild America nineteen ninety seven, The Jonathan Taylor Thomas movie. How did JTT never really take off? He was such a big deal, really was? Yeah that it wasn't so? SLC Punk in ninety six, Around the Fire ninety eight, Idle Hands ninety nine, Final Destination two thousand, The Guilty two thousand. He was in the eminem music video for Stand in two thousand as well. Oh yeah, yeah, Slackers two thousand and two, Extreme Ops two thousand and two. Remember Extreme Ops. Nope, that was like a cash off of Triple X when they put out a bunch of those like Extreme Well that was but that was all because of extreme sport, extreme sports, the era of skateboards and surge.

24:34 Yep, he does the Spider Man cartoon two thousand and three, Extreme Dating two thousand and five, Devil's Den n CISLa a Resurrection Nikita, Exorcism of Molly Hartley, which was a movie I remember Wasn't wasn't Devil's Den. That was Jeff Burr, I believe. So yeah, yeah, yeah, my buddy Jeff did that one. And Extra Molly Hartley was one of those movies that was like it was they sold it a hot topic. I remember that distinctly, of course you do. And it's what I've never seen. But I've heard it's I've heard it's good, and I've also heard it's bad. I really want to see it. How could you not get a movie that was sold at hot topic? It's your two favorite dings in one only Night, Deadly Night when it got re when it got re released just by itself by Anchor Bay, they were carrying it at hot topic as well. That's insane. I never heard that. Yeah, Life on the Line in twenty fifteen, Punk's Dead Sally SLC Punk and twenty sixteen Wife I though, The Fanatic in twenty nineteen. I remember The Fanatic because we watched it. Yeah, Something Disturbing the Peace twenty twenty, but Guy for twenty twenty, Hunter Hunter twenty twenty, Hunter Hunter. That's a film that if you have not seen it or heard about it. I can't ruin it for you because it's too good. But it is a solid indie drama thriller, really fun and the ending will leave your jaw on the floor. Yeah. Cannot recommend Hunter Hunter enough. And I love when a title doesn't seem to make sense and by the end it does. Yeah, and Hunter Hunter makes sense sense.

26:00 Yes. Then he was also in and executive produced Black Friday in twenty twenty one, the Bruce Campbell movie. Yeah. Oh yeah, yeah, Well, I mean I don't know if he actually produced it or he got a split got chat, but yeah, no, you know, but Devin saw was the real deal Banana Peel and recently he's on the Chucky series, which started in twenty twenty one. I have got to watch the Chuck. Watched the first season. It's it's good. Look at you, You're like, it's good. I haven't watched all of it at all, but it's good. I wasn't against it when they announced it, but I was also just like, how is this gonna work? And then well, you see every week they release another episode until the season's over. That is that how it works? Yeah? Yeah, it's it's similar to other television shows. What are television shows? Look at you? You ready to get into the movie.

26:48 I'm really curious what you're gonna read inaccurately. Oh yeah, I'm getting to I was worried that I, being the one operating on no sleep, would be the weak link here. My throat is getting raspy. But you're really taking the bullet for me on this one. I'm so welcome, buddy, missed you being off? Oh goodness, go on, all right. So we see an Urbania water tower, and that is the town that we are in in nineteen sixty four, and we're in Ohio. We are, but also the movie Yeah, and I always I found that hilarious because Urbania is one letter off from Urbana, Ohio, which is like up the highway, well like really close to you, but like up the highway from me. So I always thought that was funny. It's Urbana, Ohio. So we see the young o'sha brothers. We have Danny and we have Kevin, and they're walking down the road. As Danny tells his brother he's excited to spend the day with them. Kevin is not enthusied. No, Kevin is not, And I have to say, what a cruelness to have a casting director look at a little child and be like, you look like you're in the Only thing crueler than that looking at a little child and going, you look like branas, you're in. So Danny and Kevin hop the fence and we see that Kevin is getting together with his friends to play football, and Kevin turns it. Danny down on joining and basically says, you're on the injured team or you're on the injured list this time round, so he can't play. So Kevin tells him that you know, it's fine because we're He looks the water tower and says, you know, one day our names are going to be on that water tower. You just watch thirty years passes immediately

28:18 and we see that it's become true, except it's just Kevin O'Shea. And this is where we get into the meat of this show. Yeah, David, you asked me if I played sports? No, so what sports did you play? Razor as a little kid or as a teen? Oh? God? So grow I mean growing up, I played played soccer. I never played football, but I played soccer, I played baseball, and I ran track. We're basically my three I really liked baseball, and I really liked track soccer. I did like two years of and then that was enough. And I did karate once, but my mom had to basically drag me to karate practice every day because I never wanted to go. Why did you?

29:00 Are you afraid that one day you'd have to face Stephen Segal and you knew you wouldn't be able to Maybe you knew that would be the end or the cobra kai would come in. Yet Oh man, I see, I mean it's a yellow belt at least. Yeah, I mean I got my yellow belt. I don't know where the hell it is. That's so dishonorable. I have my yellow you still have it? You when you bow to your sense, is that a lie? I don't remember. I was like five or six, so was I. I was like six. You you when you bowed to that sense, you were lying? You did I remember no respect. I remember that I did not do well in that class, and the yellow belt would just kind of felt like a participation to me at that point. Wow, I'm just saying, Oh, I'm honest. You bowed to your opponent, you bow to your sense, and then you just like, I'll throw my belt and with some rotten banana peels. I think I so nag. I'd still to be honest, that's even worse. You can't sell a yellow belt. They're earned. David. I don't know where it is. I don't know where it went. I just know I had it at one point because I remember I said tight around my head because Schwarzenegger did that in uh jingle all the way, you have like zero respect for karate. This was like twenty plus years ago. Man, So do you even? Movie? Will be right back, welcome back to do you even?

30:33 Movie? We see adult Kevin holding tryouts for peewee football, told on okay we weren't diving. Oh okay, so I'm guessing old long legs Dave. Yeah, yeah, his school never got picked last for any teams. M Dodgeball. You got picked last for dodgeball? Uh, not often, but I mean it happened several times. I still have a memory. I think it was there was. You're like, I don't have a lot of memories because you know, getting hit in the head of the dramas, Yeah and trauma. No, yeah, dodgeball. I got picked last four a couple of times, and I think like the one they always picked me first for was kickball, but that was usually around junior high high school time.

31:18 But yeah, in regards of elementary when you played kickball in high school and pee when I had to take I had to take one year of pe because we had the option for summer gym, and I did it once and then I still had to get one more credits. I like to imagine you were in remedial pe. I was not in remedial PE. I got picked last so many times that the gym teacher felt bad. When I was in elementary school, David, are you really gonna wipe your face with your shirt? Yes, yes I am. I'm sweating, so so like, why don't you just white sweat, you goddamn yellow belt and then you can spit in the country in Japan? How about that? Why are we talking about my yellow belts? Because I can't believe you you do you do? You often bow to people and then go JK and then just like crap on their society.

32:02 Not that I recall no, but again I was also like five, you were a little shit, is what you were. I wanted to watch Power Rangers instead of going to karate. I can tell you that much. It is the same thing, is it, though? Yes, the recent you're a karates because Power Rangers just so cool. See, I was a kid who was such a loser. I thought Bruce Lee was cool and I was mad because we couldn't find a kung fu do jo. Yeah that's fair, yep. Yeah. Actually, God, I'm trying to remember the lot of living. I have my yellow belt, you know why, because I made a pledge. Now I'm not curious. I do have my yellow boat. Actually, he's trying to save face. No, I'm more so just trying to think have I seen it recently? Because I'm wondering if it's actually in my basement in my tub of shit, or it might be in the top of my closet at my parents' house. Great dishonor can we get back to the movie. All I'm saying is I was picked last enough that my gym teacher in elementary school started letting me just opt to not play. I'm sorry, I'm sorry I keep picking children's movies with sports and what you I got a childhood. I'll talk about it. I'm a fraid you're the one who gets uncomfortable when I talk about my brutal childhood. We see adult Kevin holding tryouts for peewee football and it's a it's a band of ragtag kids.

33:22 We've got one scene where a kid gets tackled by ice Box, who is Danny's daughter, and the kid looks like he has a head wound. I love this. He looks like he has a head wound. Yeah, it looks like there's blood coming out of his helmet. But then it's revealed. Well, and of course he's a fat kid, yes, and look, I know it's not nice, but in this era, he's a fat kid. Sorry about you. He's a fat kid. And they reveal that he has a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and a bag of che in his helmet. And don't forget the Cheetos are crunchy or puffs, they're puffs. Yeah, he's like, what a what a so Icebox basically tackles him and that they reveal the helmet. At that point. Icebox is the only girl on the team trying out right now too, and that is Danny's daughter. Danny stops by to see Becky as she's getting into a fight with the kids because they've been intimidating the rest of the Ragtags. There's a team there that it has a lot more athletic and because they're trying out for the team, Yeah yeah, yeah. So he joins his family, which is Kevin's wife, on the sidelines, and Becky calls out for her uncle that she's so proud of it. He calls the names of the team, but Becky and the other misfits do not get picked, not a one. Not a single Melvin on the team, not a single one. He thanks them for trying out and says there's always next year. Sorry, losers, I guess you'll just have to found Amazon or something, so you're not playing football. So Danny goes to try and comfort the kids, and he goes to talk to his

34:52 brother as well, because his brother is driving a nice Corvette and he's just living life happy because they've got the team now and he's gonna take this team to a championship victory. Because that's one thing that I forgot to mention is that when he's giving his speech before he tells the kids, Becky calls him out on everything that he's gonna say about his three championship victories, his heisman trophy that he got and she's just naming him all right before. He says that, yeah, because he was super successful and he's turned it into a Chevy dealership in his hometown, which is a little sad, little said, we'll sad, little sad. So, I mean, but I don't have a Chevy dealership to you, I don't have one. Not you don't even have a yellow belt. You should have never told me that. So Kevin says he only has three weeks to put together a team for the victory, and Danny says, well, you know, you hurt their feelings as well, and what does winning have to do with this. It's peewee football.

35:42 You know, it's terrible. So he says, like this is good for them, Yeah, because this teaches them, like you know that you don't get what you want to say. I'm kind of on at O'Neill's side. It's actually good for these kids. It's good to experience rejection. Yeah, because it weeds out the week. So every kid that steps in front of a car and kills himself what no, but but no, but in all seriously, no, but I mean it teaches you if you if you get you don't get picked for the team. Then it teaches you that like either you really want it so you're willing to wait a year and practice hard, or you didn't really want it that much, you were just kind of interested, like a kid who throws his yellow belt away. My god, this is never gonna go away, not ever. For your birthday. I'm gonna get you like a missing sign for a yellow belt. My god, I gotta find this yellow boat. Yeah you do, and I'll know if you bought one on Amazon, I'll know it better have the certificate of authentic sharp, like a date certificate of authenticity on it. So Kevin's house, he's having dinner with his wife and his two girls, and carried His wife questions why he didn't choose Becky, which is his niece, uh, basically calling out for being a chowvinis like, yeah, because she is a really good base uh baseball football, you know what baseball players. No, she's a very good football player. Yeah. They call her ice box. Icebox.

37:00 So we cut over to Danny, who's trying to comfort Becky, telling her that, you know, not being picked a street er up for all this time for her to do something else. But Becky just wants to play football. That's when we cut to the clubhouse where the misfits are and three of the guys that made the team show up and start picking on the kids, and Ice Box rolls up in a in a go cart yes, and she chases them down on their bicycles yep, causing them to wreck them in ways that I can only assume would mame. If not, well, let's see. We get one that goes into the river. We get one that gets hit with the antenna, like because it has like a skunk tail or something. Yeah, the antenna and the rack crashes, and then the last one goes into the water, and he's like, you know why, why did you do that? And she's like, you know, you you're not as good as we are because guess what, we're forming our own team and my dad's running it. We're forming your own team with blackjacket hookers. So two saturdays from today, Eric Cup, so she tells him that her dad is going to start the team. We cut to Kevin's car a lot which is oh Shay Chevrolet rhymes, and he leaves to go me to the town elders.

38:00 At the diner, the mayor shows up, telling him that he thought there was only one team in the in the league, and now he hears that there's two. That's when Danny rolls up and Becky is sitting in the side with him and she's like, oh, by the way, Dad, I love you by and run started a team. Bye. Yeah. So Kevin confronts him and the kids are peeking at the door as Danny takes offense to Kevin, basically telling him that he can't coach like he's not athletic, he doesn't know how to win. He doesn't know how to win a game or coach kids for that matter. Yeah, and if anything, he can barely tie his own shoes, let alone keep a woman around. Rude, where's the mom? She ran off? She ran off point exactly. You know where the mom is right now with your yellow belt, somewhere that no one will ever find. That's where she is. So the kids are peeking at the door and they're watching Danny, and Danny stands up for him, telling him that he's going to form a team and he's gonna coach it, and they're gonna have a playoff game two saturdays from today, and whatever team wins is going to be the one that represents the town for the league, and that is when we begin our rag tag group of misfits. Yes, and what we get is a funny, wholesome but substantially less violent Bad News Bears. Yeah. Oh man, you know we should totally cover which no one would expect in a million years, The Billy Bob Thornton Bad News Bears, which I love that one because it is if you think kids getting hurt is funny, that movie's for you. I more so love the fact that their team gets sponsored by the Strip Club. Oh it's all good, So it's all they were. They were like, they were like, hey, you know, we wanta we got. We owned the Rice and Bad News Bears, but uh bad Sata did real good and it had the word bad

39:34 at it too, So uh let's get I'm gonna go do cocaine and that's what the studios thought. So Becky hugs Danny and the kids cheer as they start for me their team. We see Danny talking to Nubie and he's like a computer whiz kid chess player, and he's gonna have him figure out the plays that they're gonna run. Yes, which is which is too bad because I was hoping it was gonna be like playing dangerous, and it's like, can you make some kind of poison that'll make the kids crap themselves in the middle of the field so we can win? So we honestly would have been smarter. It would be smarter. So we see the kids start forming. It's a really cute scene. They're walking the train tacks and it's a little bit of a montage as they pick up the kids one by one. There's one kid that's outside his house and his dad's leaving all the time. That one breaks breaks my heart. I spend a lot of time alone as a kid, and basically he's a latchkey kid. Yeah, so his dad is always going away on business and he's always left all by himself. Yeah, and this is an opportunity for him to do something other than you know, watch TV and microwave craft dinners. Yeah, and they pull they pull in a bunch of kids at this point, and they show like a montage of them all trying the monkey bars, which they're all failing. And one of the best parts is there's like a pile of five of them. Yeah, they all fall on top of each other and then last up the Fat Kid.

40:44 Yep, And of course they do the classic nineties fart sound because you get that throughout this entire movie, every scene the Fat Kid is in pretty much he farts guaranteed fart sound. So Icebox and the kids are at the grocery store and that's when they see a kid who is throwing rolls of TV into a shopping car all the ways in the aisle and they take notice of him, and that kid is Junior, and we see that Icebox starts to have a crush on him as well, and it's revealed because she's climbing up an aisle and the shelf comes backwards and like completely tumbles over. Yes, And all I could think is he was throwing individual rolls of toilet paper into the cart. Is how much more expensive it is if you buy them one by one instead of getting a multi pack? That is true, Like that is wasteful. I mean, that is just wasting your money. So Icebox and Danny go to Junior's house and it's a super cute scene because Danny realizes that ice Box is shy about Junior because she has a crush on him.

41:31 And then he finds out that Junior's mom is as a girl that he had a crush on in school as well, which is great because that means that if they end up together, then it becomes a you know, hey, step bro, I'm stuck. Not wrong, not wrong. So we see Junior throwing passes the kids and of course none of them can catch the ball, and Jake shows up in this wrapped in these pass. Jake is a kid who, like his mother's super protective, but she also wants him to get out and do stuff. Yeah, he's highly highly highly protected. He has like tons of allergies. He was a troublesome pregnancy. And the way they introduced him is he has this giant snot bubble. He's just but and I love it. She's like, sorry, We're like, I had to take him to the doctor. He snees three times this morning, and you can't be too careful. Did you have that friend? I had that friend?

42:20 I don't. Oh, I had the sickly friend. I may I think I have one in elementary school, but now I can't. Oh, but I totally had like the pale friend whose mom was always doting. Wow. Oh yeah, and then he died jesus, I'm kidding. Oh, he's fine. I mean, I don't know. I haven't seen him in forty or thirty years. But like, so Jake shows up wrapped in faux, wrapped in Faux's face, just wrapped in fox. No, he's like wrapped in like carpet car like like you can barely drop his arms down. And they start pushing him around in the huddle, and they except accidentally pushed him against the goalpost, so he slaps his face, and then we see that the town elders are betting over the game, Like, oh yeah, they're they're all getting in on this, you say, town elders, Like they're sitting in robes going like what will happen? They're just old guys or Orvil and Wilber. I think are their names of them not mistaken? No way, hilarious what it is? Orville and Wilbur Orville and Wilbur. I mean they're in Ohio? Why not? Why not? So they're betting on the game, and the kids try to practice a huddle and they get into a big fight. Junior throws the icebox, who finally catches a ball, and Danny has them then switched from throwing the football to tp to get them to practice catching because it actually takes off really well, and every kid starts catching the TP roll. Yeah, they're less afraid of the roll of toilet paper. Yeah, so Icebox keeps tackling Junior and we can kind of see their flirting a little bit. Well for the record, real quick, Yeah, it's amateur hour. Oh yeah, no, no, no, no, no, to throw the TP to teach them to catch because they're not afraid of the TP. Yeah, that's totally not a wise way to do it. What you do is you send the kids home and tell them they have to wipe their asses with a foototball. Well, that's the joke is

43:51 because the yeah he hands the football, just put this in the back and no, it's it's really cute that they're like catching t It's super cute. So we see Kevin trading his team at home and Karen, his wife, is standing in front of a window holding a couch cushion that has a cardboard football player on it, and the kids are just not nailing this at all, So Kevin decides that he's going to show them how it's done. Scares Karen as he starts charging at her in one of the funniest scenes. We see O'Neill grab the cushion, go through the window, revealing steps side yeah, steps Aside grabs the cushion, goes through the window, revealing they're on the second floor, which they're in a living room. Why is their living room on the second floor. I guess it's a den or something falls on a tree. Ranch bags himself and then falls into a swimming and do an above ground pool right outside. Yeah, the moment he went through the window was like second floor. Yeah. Yeah, it's very very funny. So at Danny's he introduces the little giants to all their parents. As they're showing off they've got, you know, they're doing their thing and showing that.

44:47 The whole team and all the parents are celebrate and recording, and Junior goes to leave with his mom, and as Patty goes to thank him, we kind of get to see that Moranas may or may not make a move on Patty sometime. Ah. Oh yeah. So it Kevin's his family is repeatedly watching the video of him going out the window because they were recording that as it happened. Oh yeah, They're like, I can't wait for Bob Saget to voice over this, and that's when his daughter Debbie tells him that it's not just the misfits because Junior is now on the team and he's got an arm, yes he does, and a lot of other body parts that the girls seem to be crazy about. So we see Kevin and his assistant Butts, spying on the little Giants as Nubie informs him they've got spies. So then Rick moranis and one of the kids go over to a phone and Mirana's fakes calling as an eighty six year old woman who is reporting guys spying on children in just the under y yeah with no pants all. It's very funny as she does as he's he's going like they're been watching. Yes, one of the youngest kids go, eh, come. So it's so good and the only part that's unrealistic is they didn't get shot. I didn't get shot that way. The cops sworn them. And then we see a newspaper that says state local hero rested and Karen jokes with Kevin that you know, I didn't know I was dating such a hardened criminal and that everything's going crazy right now, you know, reminding him this all could be avoided if he just would have formed one team, just one team, to rule them all.

46:09 And that's when Kevin tell us, there there's no fun now, this is war. Do you Even? Movie? Will be right back, welcome back to Do You Even? Movie? I hope they all learn a valuable lesson, But what are the odds they would? Who would say? You know? We see he stepped up the training for the Cowboys, and Danny's doing the same with the Giants. Jake makes it across the monkey bars finally and gets a huge round of applause on the entire team. They pick him up and then end up dropping him accidentally. The Giants have a car wash to raise money for the new uniforms, and Butts rolls up trying to intimidate them, and Rick Brandon saint playing with that, so he just has the team douche him with water. Well, first of all, he pulled up and basically says like, these kids are worthless. Yep, these kids are so bad. If I was a mother duck, I would be drown. I would lead them to water and drown them. So his response is like, you deserve a free car wash, and they just start spraying him and dowsing him. But at that point there's an issue, which is Ed O'Neil's character's daughter, who is a cute, blonde cheerleader of the same age as everybody else, is now talking to the Devin Sawa character and they're flirting and stuff because ice Box obviously doesn't really understand how to flirt. Nope, she's kind of at odds with the idea that she's a girl the femininity element, so she's like, Icebox doesn't get crushes. But then he walks by and she's

47:39 like, whoo, well, and they've been flirting a little bit in practice, and they flirt a little bit the car wash care and then Debbie starts and goes talk to him, and she sees it like they have they have attraction basically, well yeah, yeah, I mean they're flirting a little bit, you know. It's so now she's feeling the big green monster. Well, and she also is wearing the cheerleader uniform that she got for the game for the Cowboys. Yes, yes, because she's gonna cheer for her dad's team, of course. So Becky watches her flowerd junior. We see Becky putting on makeup and practicing a cheer before she's caught by her dad and she said, and he's like, you know, are you wearing makeup? But she's like, no, cherry, cherry. And that's when Orville and Wilbur called Danny and Kevin both simultaneously and tell them that a new family moved in the Hammersmith's and they've got a kid that is built for their team. But they're basically pitting them against each other to see who's gonna get this kid first.

48:25 It's basically terminator too. It's just a question of who would reach him first. So we see Danny and Kevin leave and we have Danny driving, of course, the go kart and Kevin's in his nice corvette and they pull it beside each other to stop light. They start going and he's like, wait, are you following me? No? Are you following me? No? And then that's when they realize that they are racing. It should be mentioned Miranason ed O'Neil have really good chemistry. No, they really do. And Miranda. I love Mirandas in this role because like, even though he is like the leader of the ragtags, like he he doesn't mess around like he he wants to support these kids and also will stand up for them. Right, No, no, no, it's it's definitely. But the movie is is as as much as it has a sweet kind of family message, the movie's really about how adults live through children. This is true, and it's kind of sad, is all because moranis is doing the same thing.

49:17 Yeah, the reason he's fighting for these kids is he's actually standing up for himself. When he was eight years old, he wants to show off his brother. Yeah, which is a little sad. I mean, did you so when you played sports? I mean did you were your parents like really into you playing or no? So, my my parents were into me playing. But Erica, my sister, was the was the sports nut in the family. Basically, like she played basketball in high school and played soccer in high school and all that stuff. And my mom has possibly may or may not have been ejected from a game because of her excitement. We'll call it drunkenness, not drunkenness. No, but she's she's gotten very very close to being ejected from a basketball game and a soccer game if I remember correctly.

50:01 Well, that answers that. So Danny and Kevin are now racing, and we we end the race in front of an oncoming train that the Corvette gets stopped by. And then Rick Brandis goes right in front of the train and like misses it by us because he's in a go cart. Ye. So he's got the he's got the maneuverability advantage. Yeah. So Danny arrives at the Hammersmith's and Mike the dad, introduces Danny to Spike, but Mike is also thinking that Danny is Kevin, like he actually talks about the Heisman POS and talks about the billboard POS and all this stuff, and that's when he introduces him to Spike and were met. We meet Spike by Spike coming out of a moving truck carrying a fridge on his back. Yes. And this kid is built like a brick shit house. Yeah. And he talks about how he's been how the kid has been headbutting a football since he was four months old, laying on the ground and did a pull up at a one month old or something like that. No, that was like like like fourteen months. And then he puts his arm over it and the kid does pull up on our arm. Yeah. Yeah, and the kid is just like made of meat yea, and my favorite sideline is when he leans into the coach and he goes I massage is Achilles tendons every night with with with evaporated milk. That just that freaking killed me with evaporated milk is so funny.

51:16 So Danny welcome Spike to the Giants, and Spike says that I'm in pee wee hell Spike's and pee wee hell. Because Spike loves to talk of the third person when we first meet him, Yes, he is very in many ways. He is like the Queen of England. So it gets worse because Icebox introduced yourself and Spike says, you know, Spike doesn't play with girls, especially a Berzerco Barbie girl. Yeah, I like it, calls her Berserko Barbie doll. And Becky isn't pleased with this, and she basically sees that her dad is bringing Spike on the team so they can win. And now it's not so much about you know, them just having fun. He's there, and it's not about them getting to play. It's now about whoever we get as long as they win. Yeah, and that does that kills the spirit of the little Giants. Yes, So now she's had enough.

52:00 She goes off to the to a diner yep, where she's sitting by herself, not eating her food that's sitting in front of her Nope. And then her uncle comes in. Kevin comes in. He tries to tell her, you know, be easy on your dad. You know, he's trying to do what's best at everything, and she's just not really buying into his philosophy at this point because she knows that it's literally just about them too. And that's when she decides to ask him, you know, does does Debbie like Junior? And he's like, well, what do you think? And that's when Icebox ask, as Kevin's leaving, you know, do you think I'm pretty had the joke about yeah, because he goes no, and we were like, what have you just left? But no, then he turns around. It's a nice moment though. He turns around. He says you're beautiful, You're beautiful, which is a very sweet moment. And they establish a few times that while there is a silly rivalry that his family, I mean that they are a family. Yeah. She spends time at her uncle's house and stuff like that. Uh, you know, no, mother, because Marianna is just really blew it but well. And I think also one of the things in this scene I love is that, you know, he he breaks it down to her. I mean he's trying to get her off the team. In my opinion for this scene being manipulate in a little bit.

53:09 But I think the reason he's so good at is I think he legitimately believes that she's better off not playing football. Yeah, because that's what she says. The thing about Debbie, you know, is Debbie interested in Junior? What do you think? And He's like, you know, Junior's a guy. He's not interested in somebody that he plays sports, but he's not interested in a teammates team is interested in a cute girl, a cute girl, maybe a cheerleader. So Kevin tells Junior that she's oh my god, I lost my place. Yeah. Kevin tells her that Junior is gonna want some acute girl, not his teammate. And at the Giants practice the next day, Spike is just causing havoc, but it's interrupted as Mike his dad rolls up with Kevin telling Spike that he's a cowboy now because they figured out that he completely swiddled him, and even Mike confronts him and he's like, hey, you know, did you think he pulled a fastball on me? And Miranda's like, hey, I said I was coach. O'Shea, I never said I was my brother. Yeah, yeah, I mean yeah, I mean that might hold up in some courts. Yeah. So the Giants start fighting because Junior goes to quit because they all think the junior is the highlight of the team, and Icebox gets called out for flirting with Junior, and now she leaves the team as well, and then the team just leaves practice.

54:10 So everybody leaves practice, leaving Moranus in the middle of the field, and that's when we see one of the Giants riding home on his bike in a bus rolls past him and off the bus steps John Madden. Here's the guy who when he puts his contact lenses and he can see better. And the best thing is is that they do the classic John Madden because he pulls out a map and he's like, hey, kid, you know, we were right here and then we went right here, and then we were we need to hit Canton, and we got to hit Canton hard. Boom boom. And so that's when they reveal that not only is John Madden on this bus, but Steve Ventman, Bruce Smith, Emmitt Smith, and Tim Brown former players of the NFL. And we see the players now helping the kids find their confidence. They're showing them how to do intimidation. They're going over the plays, but not a single Super Bowl shuffle, not a singer super Bowl shuffle, A god disappointing. And that's when we see Nudia revealed that he has a play called the Annexation of Puerto Rico, Puerto Rico White Boy, and Madden and him are going over it and he's like, it's actually your play. I just changed this and this, and then Madden goes like, what have you changed this in this? And he's like I thought of that. It's really a cute thing. And the football players like trying to encourage the kids to intimidate and to try to tackle them because I made that joke when the kids all run at one of the football players and knock him down. I made that joke. Ber I was like, oh my quad quad. It's just like, well, that career is over. And Madden ends by saying because Rams goes me, He's like, you know, do you have any advice and he's like, you know, just go out and give it your best, reminding them that they're a team. They're like a family, except you have to hit each other. His first thing when he said you have any advices, he just says, good luck. Good luck.

55:42 He's like, that's it, and he's like, all you can do is go out there and give your best. Yeah, you're all you know. The music crescendos and then boom, tough act interacting so good. So the Giants are reunited now, and we see Kevin talking to his team and getting them ready for the big day tomorrow. Meanwhile, on the river bank back he is watching a young couple kiss out in the boat, and Junior rolls up commenting on, oh man, that's so disgusting, and they get into a little cute conversation about kissing, and Becky says, you know, there's got to be passion, like Kevin Costner and Robin Hood right saying Robinood Prince of Thieves, which made us both lose art. It's not often in any feature, yeah that you hear someone say, you know, like in Robinhood Prince of Thieves with Kevin Costner, you just don't hear that no.

56:24 So Becky tells Junior that she wants to learn how to kiss, and Junior is a bit weird about and you know, he goes through you know what when he wants to learn, but he doesn't know who he wants to learn how to kiss and who to kiss with. But he tells Icebox that she's the coolest, not the cheerleader type, and then he's happy to have her on the team. Yep, so she blew it. She blew it and the only type of could feet up his dad. I do love that line. Oh yeah, no, that's good stuff. That's good stuff. We see Becky go to Kevin's house asking if Karen is home. He welcomes her in, and then we see Icebox turning home and she goes to Danny, who is practicing his calls in the mirror, like calling out to the ref like you call that a call. He's literally rehearsing like really angry arguments with the referee, like like I said, how about I take you off the field and stuff. It's like it's really cute and fun. So Becky comes in carrying a box and Danny wants to know what's in it, and that's that upsets Becky too when he calls her He's Little full Back because Becky tells him that she remembers how her mom used to call her a little princess and rapp her in a blanket, And this kind of takes Danny by a back a bit because he's like, you remember that, and she's like, yeah, I do. And Becky tells him that she's not gonna play the game tomorrow. Well, she basically makes the decision, which is bizarre, like but it makes sense. I don't think it's bad writing, but she basically makes the decision that that now he's the reason she's playing, and he's the reason she's been growing up like a boy. Yeah, and she should be this way instead. So she's kind of just shifting all the blame onto him because she's mad at him, and she's mad that she's not getting the guy that she wants. She's all I mean, she's basically from the beginning you have to feel for her. From the beginning of the film, Ice Box

57:55 is getting nothing she wants. She doesn't make the team her mom has gone on, and now she she forms her own team. Her dad kind of takes us, takes it away from her, she meets a guy another girl, get I really ice box is really like a tragic character. She is for a child, for a child, it's a pretty sad character for a kids movie. Well, and the scene wraps up because she says, you know, the game means everything in the world to you, but I don't mean anything to you. She throws the box down, revealing a cheerleader outfit with pom pom. So she has completely quit the team at this point and decided to become a cheerleader. And in typical sports movie fashion, they assume you could just be a cheerleader the next day for the first time. It must be that easy cheer If anybody out there's a cheerleader, what you do is that easy. So the night before the big game, we see all the giants practicing their intimidation. There's one arm pull ups, which we reveal that one of the kids is standing on a box with a trash can upside down on top of it high enough. So one kid is getting tucked into bed and his dad's like, you know, don't think about the game tomorrow, and he's got his cleats on. Yeah yeah. He pulls his blanket up and reveals dirty cleats, And we also see that Johnny's dad is unfortunately gonna be leaving and he's gonna miss the game, so Johnny is gonna be playing with no one there to watch it. Well, And one thing I picked up from Johnny is that he's not telling his dad any of the stuff because he just assumes, like, no matter what, his dad's just gonna leave anyway, so what does it matter, which is very sad. The Johnny character really does like punch my heart strings pretty hard. Yeah, I spend a lot of time alone as a kid. I get it, so

59:27 it like it definitely like kind of hit me hard now even as a kid, it hit me pretty hard. Totally understand. And let's not forget the weirdest moment of this. The cops say good night to the town. Yeah, the police are driving through the neighborhood over there last week, They're like, good night everybody, good luck on the game to both teams tomorrow, And all I could think was, like do they every night? Go good night everybody? Remember if you break curfew, we shoot on site. So game day comes now and we see the Cowboys in their locker room as Kevin brings in father Kelly, a local priest, and to say a prayer for their victory, but it's interrupted as the Giants just start taunting them from the other locker room. Through the events and they're training the Giants, they're they're taunting Spike, and of course Spike is like his dad's like holding him back like a rapid beast. No, he's he's literally holding him back like like a rott Wilier that's been tormented. And so Danny comes in with their new uniforms. Icebox enters then in full cheerleader attire, wishing them a great game.

1:00:21 As the team then realizes that they're that She's not gonna be playing, and they all start to say that they're gonna die with that Icebox out there, and it makes sense they probably will die. Probably at least you know that the local police care. Both teams have a great time. Everybody have a good game. Remember we shoot on site. If you break curfew, Thank you? Do You Even? Movie will be right back. Welcome back to Do You Even? Movie. So at this point, Danny then decides to break the tension and show them their uniforms, but the Giants still run into it because one of my favorite lines from a jake at that point is he says the thing in regards to he says the thing in regards to oh Man. So now we have ways so that they can identify our bodies.

1:01:20 The names on their jerseys will let them identify their bodies as very good dark Right. So both teams take the field, and we see the Cowboys rip through their sign and they take the field. And then the Giants do not rip through their sign. No, they bash into it and all fall over on top of each other. Which I just imagine that they forgot, you should score the sign, you know, put little rips into it. Have you ever seen the clip that was on Tosh point zero of the cheerleader that was she was rolling out the sign and gets completely like trampled by the football team as they go out. No, but I'm not surprised. Yeah, no, it's bad. So both teams take the field. Now Danny and Kevin get into a fight as they're doing the coin toss, and that goes onto the mic because they have the mic out there, and somehow, one way or another, the gas station gets pitted against the dealership and winner takes all. Yeah, so now they're they're involving like severe all steaks gambling.

1:02:10 Yeah, as if there wasn't enough pressure on these poor kids. So the Giants start by kicking off to the Cowboys. The kick is blown as the ball gets possessed by the Cowboys in no time, and all the kids hold onto Spike, but he is no match, getting a touchdown and knocking him all the way back. One of the kids all the way back to second crank because he wakes up and he's like, did I pass the test, miss Sterling? And then one of the kids, Oh my god, they knocked him back to the second grade. Yeah, and he's like dented into the ground. There's like a body shaped hole in the ground. So now it's seven zero on the scoreboard with the Cowboys leading. We see the Giants in possession of the ball running a play called three Little Pigs. Tad takes the ball as the Cowboys sworn him, and of course he's telling the reft blow the whistle, blow the whistle. Yeah. Every time they the little Jazz get the ball, there literally running for their lives they are. So Spike scores another touchdown. It's now fourteen to a zero with the Cowboys.

1:02:57 One of the Giants tries to put tar on his hands to catch the but he goes to clap his hands at the end of the huddle stick and his hands stick together, so now he can't catch anything. He gets tackled and he's laying down there. He's like trying to get his hands up and they're still stuck. So halftime it's now twenty one to know. The Giants then marched in the locker room and they're defeated. So Kevin goes to Danny and he's like, you know, let's let's call the game off, like the kids have had enough, and Danny tells him, hey, it's not over yet. So the Giants tell Danny in the locker room that they do not want to continue. Some of them want to be put on the injured list, some of them want to forfeit, and Danny tells them that, you know what, you guys belong out there because I belong out there with my brother, just like you guys belong out there playing to and he goes on to tell them that one time is all it takes for something special to happen, and that's when all the kids kind of have a really cute moment of like talking about like the times that they either outdid their older siblings or did something in regards to the family that surprised them. It's a really cute moment, and that's why he's like, one time is all that matters. One injection of anabolic steroids. What is a space champ? Yeah, So tells them about one time how he beat Kevin on his bike and that inspires the kid and that they think that something special is gonna happen now. And Danny reminds them that they play football because it's fun. It doesn't matter if they win, see, and that's what it really should be about. But at the same time, victory tastes so good, damn right, it does.

1:04:15 Vicious victory. So the Giants take the field again, revitalize, and now they're intimidating the Cowboys with possession of the ball. The Giants gainy yard on the play and Junior catches a pass, making their longest gain and they finally get their first down. Yes whatever that means. So Tad gets the ball and he's running, but he stops as a cowboy leaps as two cowboys leap at him, and they turn into all the gatoraded knock it over, which one of them Spike. Of course, yeah, they like knock the whole table over and everything. It's very violent. And of course Tad stops at this point, and Miranda's goes Tad run, so he runs, scoring the giants first touchdown, and Kevin turns to find Karen celebrating in the stands and then he's He's like really, and so Karen's like, all right, I'll sit down. So then the Giants get a field goal just barely as they kick the it just like inches for the back of the field goal, like hits the thing, but then goes offs over it. So now the score is seven to twenty one. The Giants then kicked to the Cowboys and they tackle the Cowboys, but Spike commits a personal foul after the tackle and he gets personal foul. Kevin then confronts Mike's dad, telling him that if he does that again, he's gonna take Spike out of the game. And Mike's like, I thought you wanted to win this thing, and Kevin, in a good moment, goes not like that. So, as a not sports person, yes he committed a personal foul. Personal foul, I didn't see a chicken. I God, so how does that like? Is it a figurative bird? It's a figure bird. We'll call it a figurative bird this time. Okay, I got a figurative bird for you later. So Kevin confronts Mike, telling him if he does that again, he's out of the game. Becky, now taunted by Spike, goes to the locker room and

1:05:46 downs her jersey and now Ice boxes back on the field and Danny like, you know, says Becky, and she's like, call me Icebox. She goes to Junior and tells him to call her Becky. I My favorite thing is that she just puts on her jersey, so she's still in a skirt in cheerlead realms, just freaking plowing th these some bitches, which I just thought was like a perfect balance of like, nah, she's a girl, she goninga whoop your button? Yeah. So Becky takes the field, tackling the Cowboys and getting under spike skin. Danny notices that Johnny's dad has arrived at the game, so he sets up a personal play for him to pitch the ball to Johnny, which is hilarious because Johnny's in the huddle He's like, my name is Johnny, Like dot, don't get the ball to me. I'm Johnny. Wait, I'm Johnny. No. So then they get the ball to Johnny and that's when Danny tells him to run for the field goal, and that's when he sees that Johnny's dad has arrived, and he sees his dad and he starts taking off to the goalpost, and probably one of the sweetest scenes of the movie, scoring a touchdown right into his father's arms. And they don't establish why his dad's there, but I'd like to think that moranis called dad. It was like, hey, tomorrow is really important to your son. Did you even know about it? He probably was like, no, I'll reschedule my flight. Yeah, That's what I like to think is is why it happened. So that brings the score to fourteen twenty one, and the Cowboys now get possession and they start running the ball as Jake makes a tackle after being taunted, causing his mom to cheer.

1:07:02 And when I say his mom cheers like she's talking to this guy, and she's like, you know, our family's just so much better since Jake started playing sports. Jake makes that tackle and she's like, yeah, get well, but she's yelling mean things the way child right, yes, child comedy writers. Just so she's like rip their ears off. So Jake makes the tackle, his mom cheers, and Jake gives the Giants alca celter, telling them that it'll make them foam at the mouth for intimidation, and boy does it. Oh that's what, Like I said, my most memorable moment is when they all look like mad dogs. Yes, so they're all stacked up of the play foaming at the mouth. And the next play they throw to Hayman, who sees the football as tepee as it's coming to him, and like in practice, he makes the pass, scoring another touchdown for the Giants, leaving one minute and forty five seconds left in the fourth and the score is now tied twenty one to twenty one. Yep, and that means something, Yes it does. So the Cowboys take the ball as Spike changes charges the end zone nearing a touchdown, Paddy reminds Danny of a play that Kevin made in one of his championships. So Patty, which is of course Junior's mom, reminds him of a play and that's when they realize that Kevin is running a play that he had made a winning touchdown for the championship, and the Giants then all decide the game up on Spike, revealing to Kevin that they know the play that he's running, but right at the last moment, Right at the last moment. So Spike goes off of the ball and many of the Giants have pursued. He tries to dive but is slammed to the ground by ice Box and it's the Giants ball as Spike didn't make it across the line, and there's four seconds left and the game is still tied.

1:08:30 So the Giants decide that they're gonna run the annexation of Puerto Rico about damn time. They've been saying it twenty damn times in the film, because Danny tells the kids, you know, you know, we got this game, and they're like, you know what, we got four seconds left we could win. So longest four seconds I've ever seen, longest four seconds. You're not wrong, I mean I know that in football it seems like for like four seconds is a long time, yeah, because there's starts and stops and starts and stops. But this is a solid two minute four seconds, So Becky fakes having the ball as they take the line, and Spike tackles her thinking that he's got it, but she reveals that she doesn't, and that's when it's a real that the Giants are all passing the ball to each other and running, and as Jake scores the winning touchdown in the game after making a pass and he catches it, the crowd goes wild with celebration as Patty even shares a kiss with Danny, who asked her out to dinner, and that's the answer he gets, ah, which means it's gonna be awkward if his daughter starts dating the Sun. Karen, Kevin's wife, leads the leads a Giants chance right in front of Kevin, who accepts it, and Danny offers to have the Giants merge with the Cowboys so they can have one town, one team, and that's him with like thirty eight kids on it, and that's when Kevin's like, you know, are you really gonna keep this bet? And he's like no, no, no, no, you know I'm not gonna put my brother out. I'll start you off with this dealership in a real nice position. I'll start you off commissions only and we'll see where we go from there. And that's when Kevin asked him, you know, how can we how can we end this? How can we make this okay? And he's like, you know, there is one way and we look up to the water tower where we see Kevin o'shae on it, and he's like, you know, I've got it, And that's when it pans over and we see the ocean and that, my friends, is the Little

1:10:01 Giants from nineteen ninety four and the choice. The only thing I really don't like about this movie, although it is very tully, is that's the end of the film. That's the end of the film. So we get almost no resolution of like the kids being happier or being or having a new friend group, or like the mean kids becoming friends with the other kids. Yeah, none of that. It's just the brothers are done fighting. Yeah. So it really is just about the adults and one hundred percent is yeah, which I find extremely funny and kind of sad. You're not wrong. So as we wrap up, would you like to know some fun facts about the movie, as long as they're fun? Some of them are. So the budget was estimated to be about twenty million dollars. What this was released on October sixteenth, and nineteen ninety four. What do you think it took in opening weekend? What about this movie cost twenty million dollars? Got I guess the NFL players. I don't know. Twenty million the estimated budget. I don't. I'm okay, I'm gonna guess it flopped bad. So four million, seven hundred and seventy eight thousand dollars is what it grossed or what it took an opening weekend. But it did end up grossing nineteen million worldwide, so it was still not a No, it's a flop. Yes, it's not. Still HiT's a flop. Yeah, that's a flop. So the movie was inspired by an early nineties McDonald's ad about pee wee football that ran during the Super Bowl and I'm guessing ninety two or ninety three the day it aired. Steven Spielberg liked it so much that he called it the ad creators James Ferguson and hired him to write the script. That explains a lot.

1:11:32 I mean about the fact that they keep saying big Mac all the time. Yeah, in quarter pounder all the time. No, No about why they like, this is only movie credit because he was an ad person. Yeah yeah, yeah, so Devin Saw was fifteen during filming and much taller than his ten year old cast mates, so he can only be seen wearing socks in some scenes. I get that. Dunham was removed as director after shooting two thirds of the film. He fell behind during the football game sequences. Brian Levant was brought in for the last few weeks to finish the football sequence using his DP Rexford Elmets. Okay, Gary Busey and Randy Quaid were originally cast for the leads. Wait, that's made up. That's on IMDb.

1:12:15 Yeah, it's made up because you can't have both for those who are like, what if you know who Gary Busey is, you have to Randy Quaid is cousin Eddie or wait, yeah, yeah, Randy Quaid is cousin Eddie from the Lampoon National Lampoon movies. So you're talking about two of the most insane actors in a children's movie. But no, no, But like in comedy, you need a straight man and a funny guy. You're not wrong, No, you're not wrong. Like when I read that, I was like, I want that movie. I think that's made up. I don't know if I believe that one who would play who you think Bucy would be.

1:13:02 That's the problem because I can't even try to figure it out. I mean, okay, so, having having seen Aya the Tiger, Ucy did play pretty straight. No no, no, no, But but this is nineteen ninety four Bucy and Quay. That's true, that's my point. I mean, it's to me, it's very obvious Quaid would play Miranis's character. He's got and Becausecy you sy Quaid is. For all the jokes about how crazy Quaid is, Yeah, he's pretty good at playing like a person who gets humbled. Yeah, even cousin Eddie, there were a lot of moments where he would kind of, you know, get really serious and be like, well Clark, you know this and that and this, and so I mean that's to me, that's obvious. But then there's the other part, which is like Quaid's a giant, like he'd be taller than Beaucy. Yeah, so I don't know. That's also like the racing scene, the go kart in the car, like that scene would be next level beach. So Ed O'Neill agreed, to play Kevin so that his two young daughters could watch something he started in that was family friendly at the time, still popular for out buddy on married with children. His children were also fans of Rick Mirandas so that was another reason. But they weren't fans of Dutch. They weren't fans of Dutch. Apparently. Spielberg originally wanted Chris Columbus to direct the film, as they had collaborated previously on Grimlins and The Goonies. Columbus, however, was busy with his screenplay for nine months and couldn't commit a Spielberg Oh yeah, they had yeah, yeah, never Sorry, sorry, I was I was thinking of something else. You're fine. And then Columbus also got a little butt hurt because apparently he had done a draft of Last Crusade and Spielberg had not said some nice things about it, and then they never worked together again after that. Well, I mean at some point, I mean, you know, luckily he got hooked up with Hughes for a while and

1:14:34 he kind of got set up from there. But Chris Columbus, I could see this being something he would do. Well, oh yeah, but uh yeah, wow, yeah. Craig t Nelson originally was offered the role of Kevin, but turned it down as he was already on Coach and didn't want to play the same part. Yeah, I think that's why is on Craig T. Nelson's part. Bob Sagett was considered for the role of Danny, but was filming TV movie Father and Scouton couldn't commit to the to the role and all. So he was going to be doing af V during the summer, so when it ran longer, it would have been a problem as well. Yeah, that's that. That would have been an interesting choice. Due to the film's tight schedule, Ed O'Neil would simultaneously film episodes of Mary with Children while finishing the film. Filming was to conclude before summer hiatus from the show, but continued into the next season as a couple episodes are being filmed for it as they wrapped. And that's not a crazy thing. Have you heard about what? What? Uh uh? What's his name? Marty McFly?

1:15:29 Oh? Michael J. Fox? What Michael J. Fox went through to being back to the future. Wasn't that not fact? Was it Facts of Life? Or yeah? He was on facts? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, So he would literally work and then sleep like two hour hours and then work half a day. Yeah. I mean he was constantly constantly working. It's not an unusual thing, yeah, in that era especially. So what are your final thoughts as we bring the show to a close for Little Giants? I think that I can't pretend that Little Giants is a phenomenal kids movie or a phenomenal film, but it's it's a ton of fun. It's a wonderful time capsule of its era. It's definitely a film that it's definitely of its time. Deeply, it's very much that post eighties kid comedy where you still had a lot of farts, you still had the stereotypical fat kid. You still had like the tomboy girl who's gonna learn to wear makeup? You had all that stuff. Yeah, but you had Ed O'Neil and Rick moranis kind of giving it. They're all very strong leans.

1:16:31 Yeah. So, I mean, I would say, if you're a nineties kid, it's it's definitely a rented yep. But if you're just a common moviegoer, it's a stream at stream. You know. That's that's my opinion. What about you? So I gave it a rented. Much like snow Day from a few shows back, Little Giants is a family comedy they just don't make anymore. They do not make. There are lots of reasons for that, yes, I know, but I think it's cute and funny, with some truly heartfelt moments, and a good movie for your family with you strong needs to make it work. It's a little longer than it needs to be in my opinion, but I would have to agree with her that far. Yeah, because it's like, I don't know what I would cut, but there is things that I could cut. I think it could be shortened up a little bit. So as we bring the show to a close, we always like to give a couple of recommendations. This week, I am going to bring forth The Little Rascals from nineteen ninety four. Alfalfa is wooing Darla and his he man woman hating friends attempt to sabotage the relationship.

1:17:23 Solely, this was a pick because the Clubhouse, I just that always makes me think it Little Rascals obviously absolutely, and also I feel I mean same year as Little Giants as well, So it's just one of those classic nineties comedies for kids. And then the other one I'm Gonna do is a sports movie, The Big Green. Disney's The Big Green from nineteen ninety five. A teacher on exchange from England is placed in an underachieving Texas school, where she coaches the students in soccer, improving their self esteem and leading to unexpected success. Steve Gutenberg's in that one too, Ah, the Gutenberg. What do you got for a recommendation, I've got one, and it's the only sports movie I ever love. Okay, very simply, there's only one sports movie I've ever absolutely positively loved my entire life, and that's The Sandlot. The Sandlot is one of the greatest kids movies ever made, and it's definitely the best kids movie of the nineties. The Sandlot is just excellent in every way. You identify with the kids, you identify with the adults, you identify with their plight. It depicts baseball as what it actually is, which is an excuse for friendship. Yeah, so you're never bogged down by like the idea of what baseball actually is. You know, you don't have to worry. There's no down on the ninth, there's no way I see I don't even know anything about baseball. But I also love Dennis arc in that movie. Oh it's wonderful, so good well, and seeing non You're gonna make me emotional because I have stepdad who actually cared and I and thanks.

1:18:47 And as a kid, no, no, But as a kid, I didn't appreciate it. You know, I didn't know how rare it was to have a stepdad who like really treated you like his own. So now when I watch Sandlot, I get really emotion about Dennis Leary's character because I was very much that way to my stepdad is very unfair. But I was a little kid. I mean I was very little. Yeah, I mean I didn't throw in my fucking yellow belt or anything, but god, but I you know, but I mean in all seriously is That's another element of The Sandlot that makes it very special to me is the fact that Dennis Leary, you know, he never does anything to really be a villain. The kid just treats him like a villain because he's not his dad. And I know exactly what that's like. So The Sandlot is just one of those quintessential movies we'll be talking about on the show Inevidence. Oh absolutely, Yeah, so, but with all that said, little giants, it's a great piece of fun. Nobody gets hurt except for the fat kids underwear as he passes gas constantly. I will say to you, it's also not streaming anywhere right now, so you will have to find it and or rent it. You'll have to hunt and gather, Yes, but it'll be worth it to score your very own touchdown as you watch the film and go, wow, kids, movies are. They're much less filthy offensive offensive. It's a good way to put it too. Yeah. So, with that all being said, double d yes sir, before we get out of here, I am so so tired. I can tell oh, thanks, thanks, I can tell you throw out your goddamn yellow belt too. But said a goddamn thing that being

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1:21:13 Well. Our email is do youeven movie Pod at gmail dot com. Hey, so maybe you should say that too. You said that I thought I did not. Okay, well now it's fun. Now you did. Well, now I did. So are you gonna find your fucking yellow belt or what? I don't know. I mean, I gotta check my basement. You threw it away, and you know, I don't know, dude, it could be at my parents' house. I have no idea. I can't believe I came across it. Like I want to say, about ten years ago. I came across it. Probably I have to check. It may be in my closet. Actually, I may have literally just seen it when I was a parents house over the weekend. Now I'm curious. Damn it. Now I'm gonna go home for my yellow Belt. I don't want to do this. Why did I tell you the story? You make a lot of mistakes. So what are we showing next week? Next show watching?

1:21:58 Next week? We are going to be taking a little bit of a turn to Bad Moon, one of the best underrated Werewolf movies, I mean of the nineties by with Eric Red. Yes, Eric Red, it's a great flick. If you haven't seen it, I highly recommend watching it. Yes and yeah because I think we came up with that idea because the IDEs of Marching mark the moon apparently yep, which I had no idea. That's what the IDEs of March meant? Who knew? So? But with that all being said, my Apple watch tells me that we have a tornado watch. So time for you to drive home? Yes, yes it is, so everybody will see you next Tuesday. Right here on? Do you even movie audios? Fucking yellow Belt b