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Nov. 12, 2024

Dutch (1991) Road Trip Woes and Heartwarming Comedy

Dutch (1991) Road Trip Woes and Heartwarming Comedy
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Henrique and David celebrate their fiftieth episode with Dutch (1991), Peter Faiman’s Thanksgiving road comedy written by John Hughes. Ed O’Neill stars as Dutch Dooley, a working-class man who volunteers to collect his girlfriend Natalie’s son from a Georgia boarding school and bring him home to Chicago. Doyle is wealthy, furious at his parents’ separation and determined to make the trip unbearable, turning a generous gesture into a battle of wills.
Ethan Embry, credited as Ethan Randall, gives Doyle an abrasive intelligence that gradually reveals loneliness, while JoBeth Williams brings warmth and resolve to Natalie. Christopher McDonald plays Doyle’s distant father, Reed. Henrique and David admire O’Neill’s ability to move from broad physical comedy to sincere emotion, especially as Dutch challenges the boy’s class prejudice without pretending he can replace Doyle’s father.
The review follows the BB-gun introduction, the back-road drive, runaway fireworks, a destroyed car, hitchhiking trouble and a night in a shelter. Those escalating disasters soften both travelers without erasing their personalities. The hosts argue that the movie’s goofy set pieces have aged well because Hughes’s screenplay keeps returning to pride, generosity and the difference between having money and showing character. The Thanksgiving reunion gives the chaos an unusually satisfying emotional payoff.
Both hosts remember discovering this lesser-known Hughes title separately and making it part of a long-running Thanksgiving-night double feature with Planes, Trains and Automobiles. Henrique connects Doyle’s humorless childhood anxiety and difficult visit with his father to his own experience of a patient stepfather trying to help him enjoy being a kid. Their opening holiday banter also preserves David’s fascination with the infamous canned Thanksgiving dinner.
Production discussion covers Faiman’s move from Crocodile Dundee to his only fully American feature, Hughes’s relationship to the material and the scouting trip through the South that shaped the route home. Henrique and David both give Dutch a buy-it rating, praising O’Neill, its balance of slapstick and heart, and its value as an overlooked Thanksgiving movie. They recommend Home for the Holidays, Stick It and Mrs. Doubtfire for more stories about complicated families and unconventional mentors.
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Doyle. Yes, Dad can't be with you.

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He has to go to Europe.

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Doyle's dad wasn't much of a father, is mister Street.

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But his mother was in love with the next best thing.

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Let me go down and get him, Dutch.

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I'm a friend of your mother's. I came to bring

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you a home.

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Now they've only just met, and already they get along

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like family. What do you like to do for fun?

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He likes to wiggling.

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Crunch me too, So you endure the girl will.

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Give it me tip squeak.

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Bring along Just Crazy. Twentieth Century Fox presents I'm a

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working class nobody and I.

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Don't take any lip from kiddies.

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The story of a boy who lost the child and himself.

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I'm the man who helped him find it Dutch.

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Okay, sure, will it be?

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Won't make me vomit ready? PG thirteen.

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Special Sneak previews Saturday night at theaters everywhere.

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In a world where podcasts reigned supreme. Two Friends Dare

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to Ask.

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Do You Even?

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Movie?

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Hosted by filmmaker Enrique Kuto and movie aficionado David de Noyer.

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Spoiler alert, Well, hello, my friends, and welcome back to

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Do You Even?

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Movie?

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I am, of course, your host Enrique Kuto here with

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my good buddy and co host Double D David the Destroyers,

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and we're back with another piece of festive Turkey Day

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fun it is And the question, though, on everyone's mind

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is what's going on with your family's turkey?

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Family's turkey?

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Yeah, that's so dry.

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We really bringing this back again.

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It was kind of a shocking revelation. It wasn't It

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wasn't even like a ha ha. It was more like

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you were just literally like it was like you saying,

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I just don't like steak.

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It's it's tough.

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It's like shoe leather, you know, when it's cooked all

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the way, you know, and we're all like, uh, that's

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not a steak.

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I don't I don't want to comment on any more

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of this, mainly because I do not want to hurt

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my mother's feelings because she does listen to this podcast.

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Oh, but then her that's already been better, her.

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Feelings have been I don't want to make it worse.

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Can it be worse? I don't know. I don't want

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to talk about it, like, can.

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Can a shirt be more wet than when it's already submerged?

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In disappointment.

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I don't even know.

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I just I just know that we're going to get

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a lot of feedback. I have a feeling from that

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not nice if we do we do. I'm not saying

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in like a mean one, Oh I know that. Yeah,

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I'm saying in a way where people be like whoa. No,

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it sounds like that's not common across all turkeys. And

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don't get me wrong, though, the turkey white meat is

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very challenging to keep very moist. It's honestly one of

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the reasons it's traditional to serve.

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It with gravy.

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Yeah, so.

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It is what I mean. I'm just I'm just worried

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for you.

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I just I I yeah, I don't have anything else

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to add to it this week.

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I just don't right now. Wow, Sorry, it's all right.

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Are you exhausted from doing thirty one podcasts in a row.

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No, I'm exhausted from in general, from just the last

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couple of days of us both being sick and having

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to do things too. Yeah.

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Well yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh did you have to do

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you have to do eight podcasts in a row while

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I did not?

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No, I did not, but I had to I had

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to do some things in regards of work and whatnot

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that's been going on that I cannot get into because

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that's actually information that I'm not allowed to share. So well,

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let's move on.

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By the time this comes out, it'll be fine.

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Let's move on, all right, All right, Well you heard

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it here first, David does not care to share his

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life with you right now. But we're actually recording this

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a little early because I took a desperately needed vacation.

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Yes, well, I mean I haven't taken it yet.

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By the time that you're listening to this, I will

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have just gotten back from it. Yes, I yeah, desperate

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need of said vacation, absolutely, yeah, yeah. I mean you

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can still hear that something's not right with my voice.

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I always feel bad when people first tune in as

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my voice is healing, because then they'll think I have

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this strong masculine voice, which is not mine, not at all. So,

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but that all being said, you've made it very hard

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to talk about Thanksgiving.

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How hard does it? No, I'm specifically relating to Turkey

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and me right now. That's just what we can skip

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past that Thanksgiving. I'm fine talking about. It's more so,

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it's just like I don't want to hurt anybody's feelings

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right now.

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Well, see before it sounded like you were ignorant, but

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now it sounds like you have actual hateful feeling.

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No feelings, I more so just don't know. I don't

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want to put my foot in my mouth on certain things.

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There's a lot of shit going on my parents' lives

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right now, so I think with.

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Enough gravy, the foot would probably taste good.

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I think anything else that I add to the pile

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right now is just not wanted.

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Okay. Well, and you're on record as the stuffing as

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your favorite.

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Stuffing is always my favorite. It's always been my favorite.

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I also do for the For the record, I like

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cranberry sauce.

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I didn't know that a lot of people don't like

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a lot of people don't.

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I've had a lot of friends that do not.

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When you say you like cranberry sauce, do you mean

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you like cranberry sauce or do you mean you like the

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canned cranberry.

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I like the cannranberry sauce, but I also like the

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spiced apple rings. I also like the homemade cranberry sauce

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that my grandma has made for a while too. Is

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also good. So I like, there hasn't really been a

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Cranberry sauce that I dislike so far.

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Well, we're going to have to find you one.

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We could find it. Absolutely. I still I have been dying,

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even though I say this, and probably I'm inviting hell

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into my life by saying this on the air, I

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have been dying to get my hand on one of

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those canned that Thanksgiving dinner.

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That's a whole Thanksgiving dinner in a can.

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Yes, because I'm genuinely curious to see how awful it tastes,

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but also how much what flavor stands out the most

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of the whole can?

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Well, how much is one?

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I don't even know. I haven't really looked him.

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Hubb oh, I just messed everything up. Oh no, that's fine.

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I'm curious.

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Yeah, now I really want to know.

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I don't even know. Can you? I don't think you

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can order off Amazon?

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How would you not be able to order it off Amazon?

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Thanksgiving Dinner in a can?

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This is very good content.

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Craig's Thanksgiving dinner is the one.

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That Merrick is the one I had always seen.

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This is the one that I saw. What's her? I

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can't think of her name? Emmy, Emmy.

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Yeah, yeah, here it is Merrick Thanksgiving Dinner turkey chicken.

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Oh it's a pack of twelve.

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Oh okay, okay, that makes more sense.

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Oh this is for dogs. Well yeah, so I'll get

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you something I got you.

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Yeah yeah, well, I.

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Mean I'm just trying to help. Man. Wow, I did not. Actually,

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I don't think it's on Amazon.

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I don't think it is.

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Well, help, it would have just come up by now

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just because Amazon knows your habits.

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He complete turkey and dress. That's that's just regular Thanksgiving dinner.

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I mean maybe maybe you should search turkey dinner, Turkey

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dinner and a can and I can't. This is terrifying. Yeah, Craigs,

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the let me see if I can actually just find crags.

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Oh, here's Christmas Dinner in a can. Oh, it just

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takes me to the exact same page I was on before.

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This is riveting, It's absolutely riveting.

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Well, my favorite Thanksgiving side dish is deviled eggs.

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I mean, especially if your mom makes them.

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Absolutely well, my mom is the only person who makes

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them so and my close second was when my aunt

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Betty was around, was her chicken and dumplings.

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Now I can get creamed possum and coon fat gravy

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garnished with sweet potatoes and a can.

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You should probably order it now. It looks like it's

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gonna take.

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A little while to get here, it says, gag can.

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Yeah, you will probably gag when it's open.

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Yeah, it looks like the only one we can find

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is that is the thing for dogs. I don't see

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anything else.

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Then that's what we'll get you.

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I've got research to do. I'll find out about this.

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Oh boy, you heard you heard it here first.

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I will if we can, if we can get some,

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I will eat it live on the show. No, you wouldn't, Yes,

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I would. No, you wouldn't, Yes, I would.

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That's a that's a big that's a big threat.

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It's a big threat. Then also, one of our listeners

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may uh they just make that happen.

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I wouldn't be shocked. Yeah they they they hate you.

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Yeah, that's fair, and that's fair.

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I wonder if I can get it on eBay. See, now,

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you made me obsessed. Why'd you have to make it

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a challenge.

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Because we watched Labeast eat expired cereals before this?

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Why don't you just offered to eat expired cereals that

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wouldn't have been as brutal.

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It didn't seem that brutal for him.

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Do You Even movie will be right back, welcome back

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to Do you even movie?

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It looks like this is impossible to find right now.

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I bet, I bet you have to find it in

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like a dollar store or some shit.

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I think it's specialty.

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You think it's specialty. Yeah, that might be. I mean

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I remember it being expensive, so well now I'm very curious.

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But no, every ever since I've seen that freaking picture

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of that can have been like, I wonder what stands

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out the most flavorwise of that entire can.

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I mean probably sweet potatoes are gravy. Yeah, that would

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be my assumption. Well, as Dave looks for for holiday alternatives,

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this is in many ways the ultimate yes holiday alternative. Yes,

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because when it comes to American Thanksgiving movies, there there isn't.

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I mean there certainly isn't as big of a selection

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as Christmas movies, not by.

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A long shot.

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There are more.

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Thanksgiving films, but of course there are actually almost no

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movies about Thanksgiving. They're usually set around Thanksgiving.

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Except that one that you have that's like the first

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or the peb What is it old fashioned Thanksgiving?

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Well, well and what's Cooking is literally about Thanksgiving, But

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like planes trains, it's it's it's sort of about Thanksgiving.

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It's about getting to Thanksgivings. Dutch is about which we're

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talking about to Night nineteen and Anyone's Dutch is about

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getting to a Thanksgiving dinner. So it's a bit about Thanksgiving.

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But a lot of them that we pick are kind

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of adjacent. Ironically enough, Blood Rage, the big horror Thanksgiving

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is totally about Thanksgiving. It's about a Thanksgiving dinner and

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family getting together. And then what is and is not

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cranberry sauce such things like that. Absolutely, there aren't an

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immense amount. A lot of the ones that we kind

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of lean into, like last week's The Ice Storm, they

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are simply around that time of year.

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Old for the Holidays is another big one that takes place.

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That's on and that's about Thanksgiving because it's about family getting.

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Together and for the specific meal.

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War at Home kind of about Thanksgiving.

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It's set at Thanksgiving at least so, but often for

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a long time before where we had discovered several of

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these films that we were just discussing there were. For

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a very long time, it seemed only two major Thanksgiving

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movies Yeah, and that was Planes, Trains and Automobiles and

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then Dutch Yeah, both written.

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By John Hughes. Yep.

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Planes Trains well loved across everywhere, Yeah, and Dutch not

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so much.

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Not so much Dutch. Dutch not very well known.

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not well loved, unfortunately. And on top of that, the

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fact that it was very hard to get a hold

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of Yeah has been an issue.

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And still a continuing issue at that.

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When I discovered Dutch, you could get a DVD for

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ten bucks. Yeah.

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Then when I first got my DVD it was at

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a half priced books still sealed, and I think I

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paid ninety nine for it.

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And then the Blu ray came out very briefly.

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I nabbed twenty twelve is what wikipedias or twenty twelve

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or twenty seventeen, shit, now I can't remember.

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late as twenty seventeen.

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I don't think it's on the Wikipedia.

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Pity, but regards it's been hard to get last year,

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it was getting a lot of love because it dropped

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on Max, but now it is simp since left Max. Correct,

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So if you don't have a copy of Dutch, I'm sorry.

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Blu Ray on January seventeenth, twenty twelve.

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That's okay, that's when I thought I got it. Was

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twenty twelve or twenty thirteen.

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We apologize. We try to pick movies that are accessible.

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This one you may have to do some digging, some

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rooting around, and you may have to use some nefarious

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means to watch it. True, yes, but it is worth

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adding to you to your rotation. Last year I saw

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a ton of Instagram stories of people watching Dutch for

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the first time on Max and really enjoying it. I

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think it's kind of an unsung hero both of John

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Hughes's career and of Thanksgiving films. Absolutely, that's my personal

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opinion on Dutch. So we're going to get out of

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here and say no. But with that all being said,

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I suppose Dov yes, it's time to get into through

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the details.

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So it is our fiftieth episode of Do You Even Movie,

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and we are covering Dutch from nineteen ninety one.

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I suppose you could have led with that.

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forty seven minutes rated PG. Thirteen. No reason for the

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rating given, but language, some sexual content and comic violence.

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Yeah, mostly language.

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Yeah. The director of the film is Peter Faman. He

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gets his start in nineteen seventy as the director on

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The Weekend. Starts Here Behind the Fridge in seventy one,

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Sunbury seventy three and seventy three, Neil Diamond, the Thank

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You Australia Concert in seventy six, The Don Lane Show,

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The Paul Hogan Show in seventy eight, Sammy Davis Junior

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Live in Australia in seventy nine, the Royal Charity Concert.

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We're starting to notice a pattern.

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Yeah, two, two patterns for that matter. Paul Hogan's England

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in nineteen eighty three, Culture Club Live in Sydney in

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eighty four. Then he directs Crocodile Dundee in nineteen eighty six,

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followed by Dutch in ninety one, and then two thousand

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and one Human Edge. That was the last of his

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resume that I could find.

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Yeah, he has worked primarily in Australia. Dutch was the

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only location that was solely shot in America. There were

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some pieces of crocodile undie film in America of course, yeah,

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of course. But yeah, other than that, he mainly stuck

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to Australia and did a lot of concert pictures. Wow.

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say he mostly stuck to Australia. Unfortunately, he got called

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over to do some big blockbuster movie yea, and then

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it didn't go over very well sadly.

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I mean.

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For those who don't know Dutch stars Ed O'Neill of

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Married with Children and will dive into his info in

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a sack, Yeah, he had. He's one of the few

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people who's had two big hits. Yeah, basically like him

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and Andy Griffith. They're sure there are a couple more,

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but like that not only had big hit sitcoms yeah,

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or hit you know, weekly TV shows, but starred in both. Yeah,

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because he was a dad in married with children and

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a dad in modern family. But this was his foray

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into becoming a mainstream movie star. And the first time

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I ever heard of Dutch was them making fun of

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Dutch and married with children.

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I may just mention that in the trivia section.

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All right, So anyway, so tell us about the writer moving.

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On down to our writer, mister John Hughes. By this

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point in his career, he has directed Sixteen Candles in

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eighty four, The Breakfast Club in eighty five, Weird Science

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in eighty five, Ferris Bueller's Day Off in eighty six

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She's having a Baby, Uncle Buck, and then Curly Sue

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the same year. Writing wise, he's also written Mister Mom,

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National Lampoon's Vacation Home Alone, and Dutch as well, Wow

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Yeah So Dutch in ninety one. Moving down to our

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cinematographer returning to the show, mister Charles Minsky. He got

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his start as an assistant camera on Chain Gain Woman

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in seventy one, The Thing with Two Heads in seventy two, Heads,

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The Choir Boys, Urban Cowboy ninety five, Black Stating Returns,

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Teen Wolf, Bull Durham, Terminal, Velocity, Congo, Almost Famous. All

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of these he's assistant camera on. It wasn't until eighty

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four that he got his cinematographer and director of photography

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notice with Radioactive Dreams in eighty four, returning to the

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show because of April Fool's Day in eighty six, Nice,

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also Amazing Stories in eighty six, Pretty Woman in nineteen

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ninety Dutch In ninety one, The Gun and Betty Lee's Handbag,

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ninety two, Lewis and Clark, The New Adventures of Superman, Kazam,

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Tom Kats, Raising Helen, the Producers, You Me Into pre

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Valentine's Day, New Year's Eve, Mother's Day, and recently twenty

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sixteen of the Adventures and Babysitting remake.

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I never caught that.

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I never I didn't see all of it, but from

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what I've seen, it's it's fun. Some of those Disney

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Channel remakes are fun and some of just.

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Oh it was a Disney Channel remake.

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Yeah, because that was the first film feature film directed

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by Christopher Columbus or Chris Columbus Ryeah, Yeah, the director

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of Home Alone, which I say it.

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Was Buena Vista. So I think it was a Disney problem.

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I'm pretty sure.

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Yeah, I'm pretty sure. Uh, boot it down or I'm

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d synopsis. We have to get to know his girlfriend's son.

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A working class good guy volunteers to pick him up

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from his prep school, only to learn that he isn't

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the nicest young man.

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I mean fair my synopsis.

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Trying to impress his new girlfriend, Dutch Duley volunteers to

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pick up her snobbish son to bring him home for Thanksgiving,

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only to find out this road trip will bring these

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two closer together if they don't kill each other first.

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Uh uh uh huh.

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Yeah, that's a much better, much better synopsis. Yeah, because

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it's not a surprise how snobbish the kid is. No,

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it's more a surprise that Ed O'Neill manages to keep

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his pants on relatively, This is true.

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Taglines for the film include they're best of friends and

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they've got the scars to prove it.

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That's a really solid one.

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Yeah.

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Other tagline, can a big kid bring out the child

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in a little jerk?

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That's a damn good for this film. That's an excellent tagline.

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So moved down to our cast. We have Ed O'Neil,

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who plays Dutch Duly in the film, returning to the

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Show of course from Little Giants. This gentleman has seventy

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credits on his resume, starting with Cruising in nineteen eighty,

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The Day Woman Got Even the Dogs of War, Another

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World in nineteen eighty When Your Lover Leaves Miami, Vice Hunter,

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the Equalizer, French Connection three, which we find out he

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plays Popeye Doyle in Yes, Right to Die, Married with

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Children in eighty seven, Disorganized Crime in eighty nine, Canine

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in eighty nine, The Adventures of Ford Fairlane in nineteen ninety,

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Sibling Rivalry in ninety The Whereabout of Jenny and ninety one,

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Dutch in ninety one, Wayne's World in ninety two, Wayne's

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World two and ninety three, Blue Chips, Little Giants, Prefontaine,

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The Spanish Prisoner, The Bone Collector, The Tenth Kingdom, Lucky Numbers,

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Nobody's Baby, Spartan Eight, Simple Rules, West Wing, Red Belt,

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Modern Family in two thousand and nine, Wreck at Ralph, Entourage,

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Family Guy, Finding Dory, and even The Last Shift in

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twenty twenty. Oh well, before you go on, yes, sir,

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you were half right, half right, okay.

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Because you said that the film that Adventures of Babysitting

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was a Buena Vista film. It was distributed by Buena Vista,

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but Buenavista is the distributing arm of Disney. It was

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a touchstone.

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Touchstone okay, yeah, okay, Yeah.

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Buenavista was a company Disney founded to literally distribute It

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was before they had other labels, yeah, to distribute Disney

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directly to theaters on its own because before then they

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had partnered with places like Paramount Universal stuff like that.

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So I just want to mention because when you said that,

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I was like, I think it was a Touchstone.

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Was Buenavista or Touchstone the one that handled their harsher titles, like.

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Like one of us that handled everything.

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It was a distributor, distributor, right, So that was what

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got the film prints to theaters.

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Gota.

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Touchstone was the first to make adult movies for Disneysney,

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and then you had Hollywood Pictures and you had the

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other one. That's just that's names escaping me right now.

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But there's a great documentary on YouTube if you search

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Touchstone Pictures or How Touchdones Saved Disney is a really

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good documentary on YouTube about how making these cheaper, adult

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oriented movies saved Disney's ass until they got to making

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Aladdin and Beauty and the Beast and kind of got

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their power back because they were.

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Really dying in the eighties.

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But yeah, they did.

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They had Touchtone, they had Hollywood Pictures and one other

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one that I'm struggling to remember, but that was when

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it kind of kind of was the death now for

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Touchstone was when they started making way too many Hollywood pictures.

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Is the logo with the pyramid, the the sphinx, the Sphinx. Yeah, okay, okay,

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do you even?

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Movie? Will be right back, welcome back to do You

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Even movie?

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So moving on down to our cast, we have Ethan Embrie,

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who is actually Ethan Randa in this film, who plays

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Doyle Standish one hundred and five credits on his resume.

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And not even a bit surprising me.

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Neither Drug Wars, The Cameron A Story is his start

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in nineteen ninety Defending Your Life in ninety one, Dutch

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in ninety one, All I Want for Christmas in ninety one,

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A Far Off Place in ninety three, Seasons of Change,

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Evolver in nineteen ninety five.

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I love Evolver. We have a poster of Evolver on

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the back wall, and that's we.

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Do Murder, she wrote, nineteen ninety four, Empire Records, in

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ninety five, White Squall That Thing You Do. In ninety six,

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Vegas Vacation, where he played Rusty the Prophecy Too, Can't

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Hardly Wait, Disturbing Behavior, Hercules, the Wild, Thornberry's Rocket Power,

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Get Real, Batman Beyond Freaky Links, Sweet Home, Alabama in

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two thousand and two, Twilight Zone in two thousand and two,

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Wes Craven's Day in two thousand and two, Drag That

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in three, where he actually reunited with Ed O'Neil as

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they were both cops on that show. They were partners.

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Oh shit, that's awesome.

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Yeah, so then Spider Man series in two thousand and three,

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Timeline here on Kumar go to White Castle, Numbers Masters

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of Horror, which I believe is incident off a mountain road.

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The host cool, very good, YEP, law and Order, criminal intent, vacancy,

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Eagle Eye, Fear Itself House, The Witches of Oz CSI, Miami,

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Drop Dead Diva, Gray's Anatomy, Cheap Thrills in twenty thirteen.

472
00:22:26.599 --> 00:22:28.160
Want to give a quick shout to that film if

473
00:22:28.200 --> 00:22:30.599
you are a horror fan and have not seen Cheap

474
00:22:30.640 --> 00:22:32.839
Thrills in twenty thirteen with is it Dan Heally?

475
00:22:34.000 --> 00:22:38.039
I think it's Dan Heally, Dan heal Ethan Embry.

476
00:22:37.759 --> 00:22:40.599
And I believe Oh damn it, what's his face? I

477
00:22:40.640 --> 00:22:44.079
can picture his face? David Keckner is also ended as well. Yes,

478
00:22:44.240 --> 00:22:46.480
really good horror film that came out Once upon a

479
00:22:46.519 --> 00:22:49.400
Time in twenty thirteen. The Guest in twenty fourteen, Late Phases,

480
00:22:49.519 --> 00:22:51.559
Night of the Wolf, The Devil's Candy in twenty fifteen,

481
00:22:51.640 --> 00:22:54.960
Blind Spotting First Man, Sneaky Pete in twenty fifteen, Creep

482
00:22:54.960 --> 00:22:58.039
Show TV TV series in twenty twenty one, and Grayson

483
00:22:58.039 --> 00:22:59.960
Frankie as well in twenty twenty. Wow.

484
00:23:00.000 --> 00:23:02.039
Wow, I mean, that's a hell of a goddamn resume.

485
00:23:02.160 --> 00:23:03.359
He's got a hell of a re a lot of

486
00:23:03.400 --> 00:23:04.480
really great films on there.

487
00:23:04.599 --> 00:23:04.920
Yeah.

488
00:23:04.960 --> 00:23:06.920
We also have JoBeth Williams in the film, who plays

489
00:23:07.000 --> 00:23:09.000
Natalie Standers, which is Doyle's mom in the movie. She

490
00:23:09.000 --> 00:23:11.079
has one hundred and twenty five credits on her resume

491
00:23:11.519 --> 00:23:15.119
starting in nineteen seventy four, with the greatest performances Jabberwockie

492
00:23:15.119 --> 00:23:18.279
in seventy four, Guiding Like Kramer Versus Kramer, The White Shadow,

493
00:23:18.400 --> 00:23:21.880
Stir Crazy, The Dogs of War, Poultergeist, Endangered Species, The

494
00:23:21.880 --> 00:23:24.640
Big Chill in nineteen eighty three, Day After in eighty three,

495
00:23:24.640 --> 00:23:28.720
Teachers in eighty four, American Dreamer, Desert Bloom, Poltergeist two,

496
00:23:28.799 --> 00:23:31.880
The Other Side, Murder Or Danned in eighty seven, Memories

497
00:23:31.880 --> 00:23:34.720
of Me, Welcome Home, Child in the Night, Victim of Love,

498
00:23:35.000 --> 00:23:36.480
Switch in nineteen ninety one.

499
00:23:36.400 --> 00:23:37.000
Jimmy Smith.

500
00:23:37.559 --> 00:23:40.240
Then we have Dutch in ninety one, Stopping My Mam

501
00:23:40.240 --> 00:23:43.480
Will Shoot in ninety two, Me Myself and I Sex

502
00:23:43.559 --> 00:23:46.119
Love and Cold Hard Cash in ninety three, Final Appeal,

503
00:23:46.160 --> 00:23:50.480
Batman animated series, Wyatt Earp Fraser, The Clients, Jungle to Jungle,

504
00:23:50.559 --> 00:23:53.359
Dead Man's Gun, Chance of Snow Pain in ninety nine,

505
00:23:53.559 --> 00:23:56.960
norm the TV series in two thousand, The Guardian, Criminal

506
00:23:57.319 --> 00:24:00.279
a Law and Order special Victims Unit, Judging Amy Fever,

507
00:24:00.359 --> 00:24:03.519
Pitch in the Land of Women, Dexter, NCIS, Scandal, Heart

508
00:24:03.559 --> 00:24:06.759
of Dixie, Risolian Isles, Good Doctor, and a Million Little

509
00:24:06.759 --> 00:24:07.759
Things in twenty twenty three.

510
00:24:08.400 --> 00:24:08.799
Wow.

511
00:24:08.920 --> 00:24:11.240
Yeah, hell of a hell of a resume on it. Seriously,

512
00:24:11.799 --> 00:24:13.680
Also in the cast I didn't have a chance to

513
00:24:14.039 --> 00:24:16.720
get much of a resume from, but everybody knows Christopher MacDonald,

514
00:24:16.720 --> 00:24:19.799
who plays Doyle's father in this he of course, Shooter McGavin,

515
00:24:19.880 --> 00:24:25.480
Happy Gilmore, He's He's the asshole and basically any movie correct. So,

516
00:24:25.960 --> 00:24:29.039
as we mentioned, Dutch is currently unavailable to Renter stream,

517
00:24:29.160 --> 00:24:31.880
but there is a DVD and Blu ray available still

518
00:24:31.960 --> 00:24:34.680
if you are willing to pay for them. There anywhere between,

519
00:24:34.680 --> 00:24:36.519
I would say fifteen to twenty.

520
00:24:36.680 --> 00:24:38.680
Yeah, the DVD is relatively reasonable.

521
00:24:38.799 --> 00:24:41.680
The blue ray is gonna run yu bit good luck. Yeah.

522
00:24:41.720 --> 00:24:44.000
So what was your first time seeing Dutch Enrique?

523
00:24:44.079 --> 00:24:48.160
Oh god, that was that was during the dark times

524
00:24:48.200 --> 00:24:51.559
when I first came back to Ohio and I was adjusted.

525
00:24:51.720 --> 00:24:54.920
I was adjusting to having Thanksgivings at all.

526
00:24:55.119 --> 00:24:58.200
Yeah, I mean I was. I would, I would get I.

527
00:24:58.160 --> 00:25:00.799
Would get Thanksgiving dinner when and I lived in Jersey

528
00:25:00.799 --> 00:25:04.759
from the Plaza twenty three Diner outside of Butler, New Jersey.

529
00:25:05.079 --> 00:25:07.039
The food was really good. They had a deal where

530
00:25:07.039 --> 00:25:08.920
it was like twenty three dollars you got a full

531
00:25:09.640 --> 00:25:14.680
Thanksgiving meal, so you got like all the side dishes

532
00:25:14.920 --> 00:25:17.000
and everything. It was like seven courses or something.

533
00:25:17.039 --> 00:25:18.720
That's very awesome. So I would I would. Yeah.

534
00:25:18.799 --> 00:25:21.160
Yeah, it tastes even better if it's uh, if it's

535
00:25:21.720 --> 00:25:23.079
you know, seasoned with your.

536
00:25:22.920 --> 00:25:25.640
Tears so fair.

537
00:25:26.519 --> 00:25:28.559
When I got back to Ohio and I was spending

538
00:25:28.599 --> 00:25:32.039
time with family and stuff like that, I had decided,

539
00:25:32.240 --> 00:25:34.039
you know what, I'll you know, I want to get

540
00:25:34.079 --> 00:25:36.240
into the season and I that was around the time

541
00:25:36.279 --> 00:25:38.480
I had finally watched plane strains and automobiles for the

542
00:25:38.480 --> 00:25:41.960
first time, So I started digging around what are the

543
00:25:42.039 --> 00:25:46.119
other Thanksgiving movies? And I found Dutch as one of

544
00:25:46.200 --> 00:25:49.680
the first suggestions. Yeah, it makes sense, So I got

545
00:25:49.680 --> 00:25:52.240
a hold of a copy. I don't remember how I might.

546
00:25:52.359 --> 00:25:55.160
That might have still been during my asshole pirrating days,

547
00:25:55.200 --> 00:25:57.480
fair enough, but I got a copy. I watched it

548
00:25:57.519 --> 00:25:59.119
and I was like, damn, this is a lot of fun.

549
00:25:59.680 --> 00:26:04.519
And I got very into showing people Dutch to get them,

550
00:26:04.880 --> 00:26:07.720
you know, to be aware of it. Yeah, because it.

551
00:26:07.599 --> 00:26:10.519
Was just so unknown for so long, at.

552
00:26:10.480 --> 00:26:12.559
Least in the group of people I knew every time,

553
00:26:12.559 --> 00:26:14.039
and then you'd have a friend who was a little older.

554
00:26:14.119 --> 00:26:16.240
But I remember when that came out, and usually it'd

555
00:26:16.279 --> 00:26:18.759
say I didn't see it. Yeah, yeah, usually, But that

556
00:26:18.880 --> 00:26:21.240
was my first time watching it, and it very quickly

557
00:26:21.279 --> 00:26:25.799
became every Thanksgiving watch for me. Yep, so before I

558
00:26:25.839 --> 00:26:27.799
started holding Thanksgiving movie night.

559
00:26:27.920 --> 00:26:31.200
Yeah, Dutch for me was another recommendation passed down from

560
00:26:31.200 --> 00:26:33.599
my buddy Mike, who was the one who had recommended

561
00:26:34.079 --> 00:26:36.160
My Bodyguard to me. This was another one that he

562
00:26:36.200 --> 00:26:37.799
was kind of shocked I hadn't heard about because I

563
00:26:37.839 --> 00:26:39.400
was such a huge John Hughes fan at the time.

564
00:26:39.480 --> 00:26:39.680
Yeah.

565
00:26:39.920 --> 00:26:41.759
Unfortunately, I didn't get a chance to watch it with

566
00:26:41.839 --> 00:26:44.119
him because it was one we just never got to.

567
00:26:44.200 --> 00:26:45.799
But I ended up finding a copy, like I said,

568
00:26:45.839 --> 00:26:47.759
for like nine ninety nine at half price books still

569
00:26:47.799 --> 00:26:50.759
sealed to get home, watched it and was just really

570
00:26:50.759 --> 00:26:53.160
blown away again by what a fun movie it was,

571
00:26:53.240 --> 00:26:56.119
how much heart was into it, and the ending is

572
00:26:56.160 --> 00:26:58.599
just so much fun with the way everything culminates and

573
00:26:58.640 --> 00:27:00.920
how it all wraps up is just perfect thing for

574
00:27:00.960 --> 00:27:03.160
both the family sign on it as well as just

575
00:27:03.279 --> 00:27:05.559
the comedic tones to it. And like I said, it

576
00:27:05.640 --> 00:27:06.720
just got a lot of heart to it that I

577
00:27:06.759 --> 00:27:07.359
love about it.

578
00:27:07.599 --> 00:27:08.440
Yeah, I could see that.

579
00:27:08.640 --> 00:27:11.119
So it's been one that I've revisited for a while now.

580
00:27:11.359 --> 00:27:13.440
I mean, of course Thanksgiving Night at your place for

581
00:27:13.480 --> 00:27:15.720
the last like eight years. Think at this point.

582
00:27:15.440 --> 00:27:18.160
Now it might even be nigh it might be.

583
00:27:18.279 --> 00:27:20.079
Yeah, it's been a while.

584
00:27:20.400 --> 00:27:23.240
I can't remember if I did it before. No, it's

585
00:27:23.279 --> 00:27:25.559
at least ten twenty twelve.

586
00:27:25.640 --> 00:27:27.759
Twenty thirteen was when I figured the first one that

587
00:27:27.799 --> 00:27:28.720
I attended was.

588
00:27:29.240 --> 00:27:31.599
Well, that would be more than it's twenty twenty four.

589
00:27:32.279 --> 00:27:33.279
Yeah, yeah, I guess that's right.

590
00:27:33.359 --> 00:27:34.759
Yeah, yeah, no, so yeah, about twelve years.

591
00:27:34.759 --> 00:27:38.200
Okay, so for about twelve years, I have been hosting

592
00:27:38.240 --> 00:27:41.279
a screening of planes, trains, and Automobiles followed by Dutch

593
00:27:41.720 --> 00:27:44.119
at my home on Thanksgiving evening.

594
00:27:44.240 --> 00:27:44.519
Yeah.

595
00:27:44.599 --> 00:27:47.640
So the rule is after dinner, you come to my place.

596
00:27:47.720 --> 00:27:50.480
You bring your own leftovers. Sometimes there's a pie or

597
00:27:50.480 --> 00:27:55.240
something for everybody. We watch planes, Traine, Trains. We all

598
00:27:55.319 --> 00:27:59.119
do the ceremonial watching of me cry, and then we

599
00:27:59.240 --> 00:28:01.960
take a break, some more junk, and then we watched

600
00:28:02.039 --> 00:28:04.759
Dutch and then you know, depending on the mood of

601
00:28:04.799 --> 00:28:07.119
the room, we might put on one other thing. Usually

602
00:28:07.160 --> 00:28:09.839
it's a Christmas movie like Bring In the Christmas. I

603
00:28:09.880 --> 00:28:11.440
know a few times it's been the ref.

604
00:28:11.519 --> 00:28:13.720
It's been the ref or. We did Black Friday I

605
00:28:13.759 --> 00:28:15.200
think was one of well it'd come out.

606
00:28:15.440 --> 00:28:19.079
That was the Black Friday themed horror movie with Bruce Campbell.

607
00:28:19.119 --> 00:28:21.720
It was totally fun, but it had just come out,

608
00:28:22.039 --> 00:28:24.960
so that was kind of the excitement, and we used

609
00:28:24.960 --> 00:28:27.920
to tie it into Black Friday shopping back when.

610
00:28:27.759 --> 00:28:29.000
It was still a thing.

611
00:28:29.039 --> 00:28:30.000
But it was fun.

612
00:28:30.559 --> 00:28:32.759
I and oh man, I know some people are gonna

613
00:28:32.759 --> 00:28:36.119
be like what, but we had fun going to the

614
00:28:36.240 --> 00:28:39.480
door the doorbusters, yeah, best Buy and stuff.

615
00:28:39.599 --> 00:28:41.960
There's there's pictures of us standing in line with us

616
00:28:41.960 --> 00:28:44.160
waiting to get like the stack of Blu rays that

617
00:28:44.200 --> 00:28:45.680
we found our TV.

618
00:28:46.079 --> 00:28:47.000
Something like that.

619
00:28:47.240 --> 00:28:49.240
But now it's pretty much you don't really have to

620
00:28:49.240 --> 00:28:51.839
show up. You just do it all online and stuff,

621
00:28:51.880 --> 00:28:54.359
so it's not really For a little while, it was

622
00:28:54.400 --> 00:28:56.240
like a tradition. We'd run the best Buy and see

623
00:28:56.240 --> 00:28:56.759
what we could.

624
00:28:56.640 --> 00:28:59.359
Grab Walt, yeah, all the places. Yeah.

625
00:28:59.440 --> 00:29:02.160
Also, that was also when I learned that a lot

626
00:29:02.519 --> 00:29:07.680
of the Black Friday hate was sensationalized, because people would

627
00:29:07.680 --> 00:29:10.279
be like, everybody's just and I'd be like, I walked

628
00:29:10.440 --> 00:29:13.279
right into Walmart, bought three things and walked right out.

629
00:29:13.839 --> 00:29:17.319
I mean I paid, Dave didn't I did too. The

630
00:29:17.359 --> 00:29:20.240
statute limitations is up. You can just say you you

631
00:29:20.279 --> 00:29:25.039
just didn't meit your thievery no but but no. So yeah, anyway,

632
00:29:25.119 --> 00:29:29.279
that's kind of our relationship with Dutch in a nutshell, a.

633
00:29:29.279 --> 00:29:31.319
Very strong relationship. Are you ready to get into the film?

634
00:29:31.319 --> 00:29:31.640
Sure?

635
00:29:31.920 --> 00:29:34.119
So we open at a fancy party where we meet

636
00:29:34.240 --> 00:29:37.319
Natalie Standish, who was attending her ex husband's party with

637
00:29:37.359 --> 00:29:39.759
her new boyfriend, Dutch, who was played by Ed O'Neill,

638
00:29:39.880 --> 00:29:42.559
and we get a feeling that Natalie does not like

639
00:29:42.599 --> 00:29:44.279
the family, and the family doesn't really like her.

640
00:29:44.480 --> 00:29:47.839
First off, well, what makes you think that, Dave?

641
00:29:48.279 --> 00:29:52.160
The fact that she talks about how basically Reid got

642
00:29:52.160 --> 00:29:55.000
her pregnant and then left her with the kid and

643
00:29:55.359 --> 00:29:58.640
went off to find somebody else. Essentially, that sounds.

644
00:29:58.319 --> 00:29:59.359
Like splitting hairs.

645
00:29:59.400 --> 00:30:01.680
You know that just happens.

646
00:30:03.599 --> 00:30:14.400
Do You Even? Movie will be right back, welcome back

647
00:30:14.440 --> 00:30:15.680
to Do You Even?

648
00:30:15.799 --> 00:30:18.400
Movie.

649
00:30:21.079 --> 00:30:23.799
So Dutch, who is outside smoking us a gar gets

650
00:30:23.839 --> 00:30:26.000
locked out of the party, so he tries to get

651
00:30:26.000 --> 00:30:27.720
into one of the doors. This gets the attention to

652
00:30:27.720 --> 00:30:29.240
one of the dogs that comes at him, and it's

653
00:30:29.279 --> 00:30:31.519
a little scrappy dog. So he's trying to kick the

654
00:30:31.559 --> 00:30:34.160
dog off him. Somebody in another room lets him in

655
00:30:34.279 --> 00:30:37.119
and he walks in, gets a thing of caviar like

656
00:30:37.160 --> 00:30:39.039
a cracker that has caviar on it, flips the caviar

657
00:30:39.119 --> 00:30:41.079
off and basically says that he makes it a rule.

658
00:30:41.240 --> 00:30:43.680
He just pops up his middle finger goes, fuck you caviar,

659
00:30:44.640 --> 00:30:46.599
says it makes it a rule that he never eats

660
00:30:46.640 --> 00:30:48.880
anything that's The fish deposits into a river bed.

661
00:30:49.039 --> 00:30:51.119
Yeah, that's pretty funny line, pretty good. Well, and he

662
00:30:51.160 --> 00:30:52.799
smiles and kind of chuggles like I'm just trying to

663
00:30:52.799 --> 00:30:56.440
make a joke. And then the two stuffy, affluent guys

664
00:30:56.440 --> 00:30:58.720
are just kind of like, uh, it's nice meeting you.

665
00:31:00.440 --> 00:31:04.119
Shut So he rejoins Natalie at the party, who also

666
00:31:04.279 --> 00:31:07.160
is caught sight of Red is walking through as he arrives,

667
00:31:07.200 --> 00:31:09.599
and he informs her that he has business in London

668
00:31:09.640 --> 00:31:12.160
and he won't be able to spend Thanksgiving with Doyle, their.

669
00:31:12.039 --> 00:31:15.319
Son, Doyle, their little bundle of joy.

670
00:31:15.440 --> 00:31:17.240
And of course she's like, you know, what have you

671
00:31:17.240 --> 00:31:20.119
told Doyle this? And he and his SCHLARMI little speech

672
00:31:20.119 --> 00:31:22.319
with SCHLARMI shmarmy. I don't know.

673
00:31:22.480 --> 00:31:24.400
Well, so hold on, let's explain.

674
00:31:24.519 --> 00:31:28.400
So the term that I've always heard would be smarmy

675
00:31:28.559 --> 00:31:29.759
or schmarmy if you wanted to.

676
00:31:29.759 --> 00:31:32.200
Be I guess a little bit. So you said Schlarmi.

677
00:31:32.240 --> 00:31:33.480
You want to know why I said SCHLARMI because I

678
00:31:33.519 --> 00:31:36.920
just remembered, why what, there is a woman in my

679
00:31:36.960 --> 00:31:39.319
graduating class be that had the last name of Schlarman.

680
00:31:39.440 --> 00:31:41.599
So that probably just rolls off and she was horrible, No,

681
00:31:41.720 --> 00:31:42.599
she was actually awesome.

682
00:31:43.400 --> 00:31:45.400
Well then why are you equating her with somebody?

683
00:31:45.480 --> 00:31:48.599
Because that's probably just the way I speak which is marmy. Smarmy.

684
00:31:48.880 --> 00:31:51.799
Okay, I was gonna ask you to define what schlarmie means.

685
00:31:52.039 --> 00:31:53.200
You don't want to you don't want to throw out

686
00:31:53.240 --> 00:31:54.640
a little like one.

687
00:31:56.000 --> 00:31:57.960
All right, I find did I would go all in?

688
00:31:58.079 --> 00:32:00.960
I don't that. David is just oh well.

689
00:32:00.960 --> 00:32:03.240
But anyway, he basically says that he has been able

690
00:32:03.240 --> 00:32:05.559
to get ahold of them. So that's when he also

691
00:32:05.640 --> 00:32:08.480
requests the Dutch excuse them, because he's basically warning her

692
00:32:08.480 --> 00:32:10.079
at this point that you know, hey, I give you

693
00:32:10.119 --> 00:32:11.880
the house, I give you the check. You know, if

694
00:32:11.920 --> 00:32:13.640
you want to cause trouble for me, all that can

695
00:32:13.680 --> 00:32:16.160
go away. And that's when he walks past Dutch and

696
00:32:16.240 --> 00:32:17.720
Dutch says, you know, hey, I don't know what you

697
00:32:17.759 --> 00:32:19.480
were saying to her, but you know we're together now.

698
00:32:19.519 --> 00:32:21.720
So I'm just gonna make this clear. You make her

699
00:32:21.799 --> 00:32:23.880
or you make her unhappy, I will punch you so

700
00:32:24.000 --> 00:32:25.400
fucking hard your dog will bleed.

701
00:32:25.599 --> 00:32:27.680
Yeah if you hurt her.

702
00:32:27.799 --> 00:32:31.480
Yeah, yeah, well, and he references this is where I mean,

703
00:32:32.519 --> 00:32:36.319
what was that actor's name again, Oh, Christopher Donald, Christopher McDonald. Yeah,

704
00:32:36.319 --> 00:32:38.519
I mean he is the ultimate asshole. I mean, it's

705
00:32:38.559 --> 00:32:40.599
it's him and the guy from Ghostbusters.

706
00:32:40.640 --> 00:32:42.640
Yeah, basically, you know William Atherton.

707
00:32:42.319 --> 00:32:46.640
William Atherton, that that are just the quintessential jackass character

708
00:32:46.680 --> 00:32:50.880
in the movie. And he not only does he tell

709
00:32:50.920 --> 00:32:53.359
her like, you know, I give you a house, I

710
00:32:53.400 --> 00:32:54.480
give you a check every month.

711
00:32:54.759 --> 00:32:56.920
I let your truck driver live with you.

712
00:32:56.839 --> 00:32:59.039
With you and my one of my favorite moments in

713
00:32:59.119 --> 00:33:00.880
that is that she says he's not a truck driver,

714
00:33:00.920 --> 00:33:03.359
and he goes, don't interrupt, which I thought was hilarious

715
00:33:03.359 --> 00:33:06.079
because like, well, she's correcting that you're wrong, and you

716
00:33:06.160 --> 00:33:08.559
still like, don't interrupt. It was just it's just a

717
00:33:08.720 --> 00:33:12.039
very telling moment. But of course, when Dutch tells him

718
00:33:12.039 --> 00:33:13.839
he's gonna hit him, there's this great one where he

719
00:33:13.880 --> 00:33:15.599
kind of looks at him and he kind of has

720
00:33:15.640 --> 00:33:17.640
like that, and then he realizes like, oh he's serious,

721
00:33:17.759 --> 00:33:18.759
all right, that's just.

722
00:33:18.720 --> 00:33:19.759
Like, hey, good talking to you.

723
00:33:20.000 --> 00:33:22.640
Oh but that's that's the best part is then is

724
00:33:22.640 --> 00:33:24.319
then he just smiles and puts his hand on show

725
00:33:24.359 --> 00:33:25.079
and goes hat.

726
00:33:25.200 --> 00:33:28.480
He smiles, He's like, good to see you. He walks away,

727
00:33:28.720 --> 00:33:33.359
which honestly is how I would. I just all smiles,

728
00:33:34.000 --> 00:33:34.519
nice guy.

729
00:33:35.039 --> 00:33:35.440
Bye.

730
00:33:35.519 --> 00:33:38.000
So the two leave the party and Natalie worries about

731
00:33:38.000 --> 00:33:40.839
the power that Reid holds over them, especially her relationship

732
00:33:40.839 --> 00:33:42.599
with Doyle, and that's when we cut over to the

733
00:33:42.599 --> 00:33:45.559
private school as Natalie calls into the private school on

734
00:33:45.640 --> 00:33:47.519
a payphone requesting to speak to Doyle, and we meet

735
00:33:47.559 --> 00:33:49.920
Doyle who's cleaning his keyboard meticulously.

736
00:33:50.319 --> 00:33:54.319
He has a container of compressed air. Yea, And I

737
00:33:54.400 --> 00:33:57.039
want to mention, by the way, he's the only kid,

738
00:33:57.119 --> 00:33:59.400
especially this early in the nineties, to ever be in

739
00:33:59.480 --> 00:34:02.359
boarding school that has compressed air or not to do

740
00:34:02.440 --> 00:34:06.160
some kind of whippets. That's very true, by the way,

741
00:34:06.279 --> 00:34:10.360
as your lifestyle coach, doing whippets from a compressed air.

742
00:34:10.280 --> 00:34:11.639
Can can just kill you.

743
00:34:12.159 --> 00:34:12.559
Don't do it.

744
00:34:12.679 --> 00:34:14.960
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you gotta stick to like whipped cream

745
00:34:15.239 --> 00:34:17.800
or actually you probably just shouldn't do whipp its too.

746
00:34:17.840 --> 00:34:20.480
I would, but you know, actually I recommend you do

747
00:34:20.480 --> 00:34:23.079
do whippets. As a man who's never even been drunk,

748
00:34:23.400 --> 00:34:27.079
have at it, have a great time, cold beds, Thanksgiving

749
00:34:27.159 --> 00:34:29.000
for sake, have a great time.

750
00:34:29.360 --> 00:34:31.599
So that's when one of the kids, Teddy, comes in,

751
00:34:31.719 --> 00:34:33.960
telling him that his ma is on the phone at

752
00:34:34.000 --> 00:34:36.239
Doyle mocks him for one not knocking on the door

753
00:34:36.280 --> 00:34:37.760
and he's like, well, the door was open. He's like,

754
00:34:37.760 --> 00:34:39.360
oh no, no, it wasn't and just gives him a

755
00:34:39.400 --> 00:34:43.159
whole bunch of it was unlocked yes, and basically tells

756
00:34:43.239 --> 00:34:45.119
him he's like, I don't have a ma. You probably

757
00:34:45.199 --> 00:34:46.480
have a ma. I have a mother.

758
00:34:46.920 --> 00:34:47.840
I have a mother.

759
00:34:48.079 --> 00:34:49.559
And that's when Ceddy's like, you want to take the call,

760
00:34:49.719 --> 00:34:50.320
not shithead?

761
00:34:50.599 --> 00:34:52.000
Like do you want the carr not shithead?

762
00:34:53.440 --> 00:34:56.519
Well I know the two because this little brat, he's

763
00:34:56.559 --> 00:35:01.000
such a perfectly written bad, bad person. Yeah, bad child

764
00:35:01.039 --> 00:35:03.360
in this case because when he says shithead, he's like,

765
00:35:03.400 --> 00:35:06.880
I could have you written up for profanity. And not

766
00:35:06.920 --> 00:35:09.000
only does he suggest that, which makes him sound like

767
00:35:09.119 --> 00:35:12.760
he's this little weasel because I could have you written up,

768
00:35:13.599 --> 00:35:15.840
but then he says, like, you know, he brings up

769
00:35:15.920 --> 00:35:19.920
that this kid is only in the school because his

770
00:35:20.039 --> 00:35:25.719
father works there. Therefore you're less then because everybody else

771
00:35:25.760 --> 00:35:27.880
who's here is here because they're incredibly.

772
00:35:27.440 --> 00:35:32.239
Rich and powerful. But the kid snaps back, and this

773
00:35:32.320 --> 00:35:33.920
is the other thing is one of the things I

774
00:35:33.960 --> 00:35:38.239
love about the Doyle character is yeah, he's a failed bully.

775
00:35:38.599 --> 00:35:42.480
He's not an actual bully. He would like to bully

776
00:35:42.519 --> 00:35:47.199
people he is mean on the inside, but he's not

777
00:35:47.320 --> 00:35:49.480
even that good at it because when he says that

778
00:35:49.519 --> 00:35:52.079
to what, he says like, you know, your father is

779
00:35:52.079 --> 00:35:54.559
a janitor, and the kid goes, well, at least I

780
00:35:54.599 --> 00:35:57.239
have a father, and I was like the first time

781
00:35:57.239 --> 00:35:57.880
I watched I was like.

782
00:36:00.920 --> 00:36:03.199
Natalie gets him on the phone, finally informing him that

783
00:36:03.519 --> 00:36:05.199
Reed is not gonna be able to pick him up

784
00:36:05.199 --> 00:36:07.480
because he's going to Europe. She tries to reason with him,

785
00:36:07.519 --> 00:36:09.960
asking him to come home, but Doyle refuses, commenting he

786
00:36:10.000 --> 00:36:11.800
will not share the house with her and the idiot

787
00:36:11.800 --> 00:36:13.559
that she's living with. And that's what she's like, He's

788
00:36:13.559 --> 00:36:17.280
not an idiot. She defends us, not an idiot. So

789
00:36:17.480 --> 00:36:19.679
Doyle then hangs up the phone, and he looks up

790
00:36:19.719 --> 00:36:22.559
to see that a bunch of kids have basically gotten

791
00:36:22.639 --> 00:36:24.880
up on him over the different flights of stairs, throwing

792
00:36:24.880 --> 00:36:27.079
paper airplanes down at him, and one of the kids

793
00:36:27.159 --> 00:36:28.960
is like, problems on the home front.

794
00:36:29.159 --> 00:36:31.559
Oh man, no, And we always joke that's a time

795
00:36:31.599 --> 00:36:33.480
for a blanket party because it kind of feels a

796
00:36:33.519 --> 00:36:36.440
little bit like full metal jacket. Yeah, they're just it's

797
00:36:36.559 --> 00:36:40.880
very clear that the entire dormitory hates him not a fan. No,

798
00:36:41.039 --> 00:36:43.000
and this is this is like you want to talk

799
00:36:43.000 --> 00:36:47.920
about like obscenely fancy boarding school. He has his own bedroom, yeah,

800
00:36:47.960 --> 00:36:52.280
which is extremely uncommon. Now, have you ever thought much

801
00:36:52.320 --> 00:36:54.679
about what Doyle would have been like if he had

802
00:36:54.719 --> 00:36:58.880
been in say, Toy Soldiers. No, Jesus, if you haven't

803
00:36:58.880 --> 00:37:01.719
seen us talk about toys, I highly recommend you you

804
00:37:01.760 --> 00:37:03.960
go back and look. Yes, it's a it's a film

805
00:37:04.000 --> 00:37:07.000
where a fancy prep school gets taken over by South

806
00:37:07.039 --> 00:37:08.039
American terrorists.

807
00:37:08.280 --> 00:37:10.920
I feel like Divoff would have had that kid executed

808
00:37:11.079 --> 00:37:11.800
just on principle.

809
00:37:11.880 --> 00:37:13.079
You would be like, do you know what my father

810
00:37:13.239 --> 00:37:16.480
is like? Oh no, oh no.

811
00:37:16.719 --> 00:37:19.320
So Doyle hangs up the phone, and that's when he

812
00:37:19.360 --> 00:37:20.920
goes back to his dorm and he's getting ready to

813
00:37:20.960 --> 00:37:22.480
cut a picture of him and his mother in half,

814
00:37:22.519 --> 00:37:24.719
but he basically stops himself from doing it.

815
00:37:24.840 --> 00:37:26.599
Yeah, which is a great way of telling us that

816
00:37:26.679 --> 00:37:30.639
he's not completely against his mother. Yeah, he but he

817
00:37:30.679 --> 00:37:32.519
has complex feelings.

818
00:37:32.559 --> 00:37:32.960
Yeah.

819
00:37:33.000 --> 00:37:34.920
So that's when we see Dutch talking to Natalie as

820
00:37:34.960 --> 00:37:37.079
he's preparing dinner. Now, oh my god.

821
00:37:37.639 --> 00:37:41.719
So one of the things that I love about this

822
00:37:41.800 --> 00:37:47.760
movie that I think is really undersoul is it has

823
00:37:47.920 --> 00:37:51.920
so many sincerely funny moments in the early part it

824
00:37:51.960 --> 00:37:54.400
does before it kind of eases into being a little

825
00:37:54.400 --> 00:37:57.840
bit more sentimental and a little bit more cerebral, I guess,

826
00:37:57.239 --> 00:38:00.440
and while being kind of silly at this same time.

827
00:38:00.519 --> 00:38:02.079
I mean, you know, the dog chasing him is kind

828
00:38:02.079 --> 00:38:05.760
of silly. But this whole sequence he's he's basically telling

829
00:38:05.800 --> 00:38:08.519
her as he's chopping up a chicken and doing a

830
00:38:08.599 --> 00:38:12.320
horrible horror of it's in the culinary world, it's called

831
00:38:12.360 --> 00:38:14.960
breaking down a chicken. It's when you basically turn it

832
00:38:15.000 --> 00:38:18.360
into two breast, two thighs, two legs, and you know,

833
00:38:18.400 --> 00:38:21.239
basically your your bucket, eight piece bucket of CAFC. If

834
00:38:21.280 --> 00:38:22.119
that's what breaking down.

835
00:38:22.039 --> 00:38:23.880
A chicken starts with. The knife knife's not sharp enough,

836
00:38:23.960 --> 00:38:27.320
gets a fucking cleaver, and he's hacking it into pieces.

837
00:38:27.480 --> 00:38:30.639
As he's telling her basically that there's no better way

838
00:38:30.679 --> 00:38:33.119
for two men to bond than on a road trip.

839
00:38:33.360 --> 00:38:35.480
He'll go down, pick him up, and drive up, and

840
00:38:35.519 --> 00:38:37.840
he says, And as he's chopping this thing up and

841
00:38:37.880 --> 00:38:40.840
putting it all in a crock pot, he's telling her,

842
00:38:40.880 --> 00:38:44.719
like you know, almost every time, with very little exception,

843
00:38:44.800 --> 00:38:46.480
I love that. He says that too, with very little exception.

844
00:38:46.840 --> 00:38:48.960
I have a new friend. And as he finishes, he

845
00:38:49.000 --> 00:38:51.039
puts in a bunch of potatoes, he puts in a

846
00:38:51.039 --> 00:38:53.639
bunch of carrots. He puts a pan. I still don't

847
00:38:53.639 --> 00:38:55.599
know what this point, the point of this was, but

848
00:38:55.639 --> 00:38:57.360
he has. He pours a pan on it which had

849
00:38:57.360 --> 00:39:00.199
a stick of butter in it, which was about a

850
00:39:00.239 --> 00:39:02.639
third melted. He just pours the whole thing on top

851
00:39:03.199 --> 00:39:06.400
and it brushes his hands. Then it cuts to a

852
00:39:06.480 --> 00:39:09.719
timer going off, an egg timer going off, and this

853
00:39:09.840 --> 00:39:12.599
is just I this is my favorite.

854
00:39:12.960 --> 00:39:15.440
This is the gag that made me like ah the

855
00:39:15.440 --> 00:39:16.440
first time I watched it.

856
00:39:17.360 --> 00:39:19.239
You see the egg timer go off. It cuts to

857
00:39:19.280 --> 00:39:22.840
a beautiful plate of chicken with vegetables, and then it

858
00:39:22.880 --> 00:39:25.800
cuts to his girlfriend and she leans over, smells and

859
00:39:25.800 --> 00:39:29.599
goes smells good. Then the way they do this joke

860
00:39:29.679 --> 00:39:32.079
is perfect. He starts talking, but it's still on her

861
00:39:32.119 --> 00:39:35.079
face and he just continues his point. But then it

862
00:39:35.119 --> 00:39:38.320
cuts to a wide shot and they're in a restaurant.

863
00:39:38.400 --> 00:39:42.559
Clearly his meal not turn out.

864
00:39:41.840 --> 00:39:45.840
And that just that just oh my god, it it

865
00:39:46.000 --> 00:39:48.920
freaking killed me the first time I watched it.

866
00:39:48.880 --> 00:39:50.719
And Dutch just keeps insisting. He's like, you know, no,

867
00:39:50.880 --> 00:39:52.360
let me do this for you. I will go pick

868
00:39:52.400 --> 00:39:54.280
him up and like, you'll see, it'll work out. So

869
00:39:54.320 --> 00:39:56.719
then we cut back to Doyle, who's practicing martial arts

870
00:39:56.719 --> 00:39:58.760
in a dark gym alone.

871
00:39:58.800 --> 00:40:02.079
Well, it's Thanksgiving, right, nearly nobody else is there. That's

872
00:40:02.079 --> 00:40:06.280
the saddest part is now it's only Doyle and the

873
00:40:06.719 --> 00:40:08.719
kid who's and well, and the kid whose dad works there.

874
00:40:08.719 --> 00:40:10.519
But the kid whose dad works there, of course he's

875
00:40:10.519 --> 00:40:14.360
there because they're local. Yeah, so his home is down

876
00:40:14.360 --> 00:40:17.800
the road, which makes it even sadder.

877
00:40:18.079 --> 00:40:20.920
Sad Teddy comes in offering him. He's like, hey, my

878
00:40:20.960 --> 00:40:23.000
parents wanted to know, since you're not going home for Thanksgimming,

879
00:40:23.039 --> 00:40:25.199
if you wanted to come home for ours, And Doyle's like, oh,

880
00:40:25.239 --> 00:40:27.199
I could barely contain my excitement, but I'll have to

881
00:40:27.280 --> 00:40:29.440
I'll have to dismiss basically.

882
00:40:29.159 --> 00:40:33.119
Which which is another testament to like, after how mean

883
00:40:33.199 --> 00:40:36.079
he was, the kid still asked to come there because

884
00:40:36.119 --> 00:40:38.440
his parents are like, well, we can't not give him

885
00:40:38.480 --> 00:40:40.079
an invitation, I mean he's alone.

886
00:40:40.199 --> 00:40:42.280
Well, Teddy's reply is the best, have a nice weekend

887
00:40:42.360 --> 00:40:44.000
rotting in your own pissed off world.

888
00:40:44.760 --> 00:40:47.079
Have a nice weekend. R a nice weekend, rot away

889
00:40:47.119 --> 00:40:48.559
in your own pissed off world.

890
00:40:50.480 --> 00:41:00.960
Do you Even Move? He will be right back. Welcome

891
00:41:01.000 --> 00:41:08.599
back to Do You Even Movie?

892
00:41:08.719 --> 00:41:11.679
Dutch is coming from Chicago and Doyle school is in Georgia.

893
00:41:11.719 --> 00:41:14.280
He's at a private school in Georgia, so he is

894
00:41:14.320 --> 00:41:15.840
going to get a rental car and drive the rest

895
00:41:15.840 --> 00:41:18.000
of the way. And that's when we also see that

896
00:41:18.079 --> 00:41:19.679
Doyle tries to get ahold of his dad, but the

897
00:41:19.679 --> 00:41:21.840
secretary refuses to give him the number for London. And

898
00:41:21.840 --> 00:41:23.880
that's when he threatens the secretary that when my father

899
00:41:23.920 --> 00:41:25.639
finds out that you didn't give me the number, you'll

900
00:41:25.679 --> 00:41:26.199
be fired.

901
00:41:26.360 --> 00:41:28.440
Oh yeah, this kid wheels so much power.

902
00:41:28.559 --> 00:41:30.800
So Dutch hits the road. Shortly arriving at the private

903
00:41:30.800 --> 00:41:33.000
school in Georgia. He goes into Doyle's room, which he

904
00:41:33.000 --> 00:41:35.360
finds empty, and that's why we see Doyle is outside

905
00:41:35.480 --> 00:41:37.679
kicking and stopping on grasshoppers and leaves.

906
00:41:38.079 --> 00:41:41.760
Yeah, literally the sequence and I never caught this before. Yeah,

907
00:41:41.760 --> 00:41:44.320
He's just walking along the grass and there's a really

908
00:41:44.400 --> 00:41:47.760
loud chirping sound along with the daytime sounds, and then

909
00:41:47.800 --> 00:41:49.559
at one point he jumps up and stomps his foot

910
00:41:49.559 --> 00:41:51.800
out and the chirping sound just stopped. Yep, So he

911
00:41:51.840 --> 00:41:55.280
literally just killed the grasshopper because he's just a little shitburn.

912
00:41:55.440 --> 00:41:57.519
Yeah, and I do want to go ahead and say

913
00:41:57.519 --> 00:41:59.159
that we're about to get into a lot of physical

914
00:41:59.159 --> 00:42:01.639
comedy of this movie. We're probably not gonna do it

915
00:42:01.800 --> 00:42:04.079
justice because the physical comedy is so.

916
00:42:04.360 --> 00:42:07.639
Dave didn't agree to act them out for the video viewers.

917
00:42:07.639 --> 00:42:10.679
If I did, then I do not recall. Oh well,

918
00:42:10.800 --> 00:42:12.920
tough shit, I guess, all right. Yeah, yeah, So Dutch

919
00:42:13.000 --> 00:42:15.519
looks around his room and that's when Doyle comes back in,

920
00:42:15.639 --> 00:42:17.679
thinking that Dutch is his father. He's like dad, and

921
00:42:17.719 --> 00:42:20.559
he turns around sees that it's Dutch. Dutch gets pelted

922
00:42:20.599 --> 00:42:22.760
with a book. Then Doyle grabs a golf club and

923
00:42:22.800 --> 00:42:24.679
like does like two or three swings on him. Yeah,

924
00:42:24.719 --> 00:42:27.760
he hits him good, does a flying kick that it

925
00:42:27.800 --> 00:42:29.679
gets him in the jaw and then right in then.

926
00:42:29.559 --> 00:42:31.320
Ads and then he hits him right in the test.

927
00:42:31.880 --> 00:42:35.280
So that's when Dutch is like, you know, you know,

928
00:42:35.320 --> 00:42:37.159
what the hell's going on? And also Doyle grabs a

929
00:42:37.159 --> 00:42:38.800
BB gun and also gets a couple of shots off

930
00:42:38.800 --> 00:42:39.800
in Dutch's ass as well.

931
00:42:39.800 --> 00:42:40.239
Help now.

932
00:42:40.639 --> 00:42:43.400
And one of the best parts of this sequence, oh yes,

933
00:42:43.719 --> 00:42:46.719
is when when Doyle's walking in and Dutch's back is

934
00:42:46.760 --> 00:42:49.760
facing him. The first few times I saw this, I

935
00:42:49.760 --> 00:42:54.480
didn't quite get it, but he goes Dad. And originally

936
00:42:54.519 --> 00:42:56.079
when I first saw when Ed O'Neil turns and he

937
00:42:56.079 --> 00:42:57.519
has a big smile, at first I thought it was

938
00:42:57.519 --> 00:42:59.280
that cheesy movie thing where it's like, oh, he's calling

939
00:42:59.320 --> 00:43:01.480
me Dad. Doesn't make any sense when you consider the

940
00:43:01.480 --> 00:43:04.119
rest of the movie, But if you really pay attention

941
00:43:04.159 --> 00:43:07.239
to what Dutch is doing before he shows up, Dutch

942
00:43:07.320 --> 00:43:10.719
is looking at his pictures. He's kind of admiring that

943
00:43:10.760 --> 00:43:13.920
the kid has so many interests. He looks at his

944
00:43:13.920 --> 00:43:15.880
his I think it was a flute, that was a

945
00:43:16.000 --> 00:43:19.679
you know, deconstructed his piano. He's looking at all these

946
00:43:19.719 --> 00:43:21.639
things and he's kind of just like, Wow, this kid's

947
00:43:21.639 --> 00:43:22.519
got a lot going on.

948
00:43:23.000 --> 00:43:24.840
So when he turns around, he has this big, dumb

949
00:43:24.880 --> 00:43:29.159
smile his face. He's excited to meet this kid because

950
00:43:29.199 --> 00:43:31.679
he's like, look at all these interesting things this kid

951
00:43:31.760 --> 00:43:35.639
is into, Like this is going to be so fun.

952
00:43:36.079 --> 00:43:39.400
And immediately he gets you know, basically mashed in the

953
00:43:39.519 --> 00:43:41.960
testes it's perfect.

954
00:43:41.760 --> 00:43:44.199
So he got so Doyle tries to get around him

955
00:43:44.199 --> 00:43:45.599
after he gets the BB gun off, and he trips

956
00:43:45.639 --> 00:43:47.519
him to the floor and he explains he's Dutch dually,

957
00:43:47.639 --> 00:43:49.840
he's a friend of his mother's. Why are you beating

958
00:43:49.840 --> 00:43:52.800
me up? Why are you beating me up? And Doyle

959
00:43:52.880 --> 00:43:55.239
questions if Cample security knows he's here, and Dutch's like, oh,

960
00:43:55.280 --> 00:43:57.320
so I can't get an apology, like sorry, I shot

961
00:43:57.360 --> 00:44:00.519
you in the ass, mastered your testes, I even for

962
00:44:00.559 --> 00:44:05.719
a hello. Yeah, So Doyle states he could apologize, but

963
00:44:05.760 --> 00:44:07.679
he chooses not to, and that's when Dutch threatens to

964
00:44:07.679 --> 00:44:09.800
shoot him with the BB gun and Doyle says, if

965
00:44:09.840 --> 00:44:11.800
you shoot me, I'll have you arrested, and that's when

966
00:44:11.840 --> 00:44:14.000
Dutch delivers one of my favorite lines, Well, I'll have

967
00:44:14.039 --> 00:44:16.519
to make it look like an accident then, yeah.

968
00:44:16.639 --> 00:44:18.440
And the best part about when he says that is

969
00:44:18.440 --> 00:44:20.119
he has the smile on his face and Doyle just

970
00:44:20.119 --> 00:44:20.760
doesn't react.

971
00:44:20.800 --> 00:44:21.320
That's not react.

972
00:44:21.480 --> 00:44:23.679
He's like, ah, when fun.

973
00:44:23.880 --> 00:44:26.800
So Doyle states that he has plans and Dutch mocks

974
00:44:26.840 --> 00:44:28.159
him that. He's like, you know, no, oh, so you're

975
00:44:28.159 --> 00:44:30.360
gonna stay here watch football game, eat a turkey sandwich,

976
00:44:30.360 --> 00:44:34.119
hang yourself in the bathroom, hang yourself in the toilet. Yeah,

977
00:44:34.159 --> 00:44:36.760
So Doyle basically states that he's not going with him.

978
00:44:36.920 --> 00:44:38.840
Dutch doesn't take no for an answer, and that's when

979
00:44:38.880 --> 00:44:41.239
we see that Doyle at one last thing is like,

980
00:44:41.280 --> 00:44:43.840
I'm not going with you, throws the bag at Dutch.

981
00:44:43.880 --> 00:44:45.639
And then the next scene, Dutch is coming through the

982
00:44:45.639 --> 00:44:48.159
double doors with Doyle tied to the hockey stick that

983
00:44:48.199 --> 00:44:50.559
he's carrying, because he's like, he's like, oh, so what

984
00:44:50.599 --> 00:44:52.360
do you like to do around here? And Doyle's making

985
00:44:52.480 --> 00:44:54.440
cag sounds and he's like, oh you let them go, go

986
00:44:54.480 --> 00:44:56.119
and grunt me too, me too. Yeah.

987
00:44:56.159 --> 00:44:58.920
Well, and he doesn't just have him, He has him

988
00:44:59.039 --> 00:45:01.239
basically tied around on a hockey stick and he has

989
00:45:01.320 --> 00:45:03.360
a strap going from each end of the hockey stick

990
00:45:03.599 --> 00:45:04.519
to help Dutch have.

991
00:45:04.599 --> 00:45:05.199
Like a grip on.

992
00:45:05.360 --> 00:45:07.000
Did you see what the strap was? I noticed at

993
00:45:07.000 --> 00:45:07.360
this time?

994
00:45:07.440 --> 00:45:11.440
What was it? It's one of his belts because those

995
00:45:11.440 --> 00:45:12.039
are really long.

996
00:45:12.079 --> 00:45:14.960
Well you would know now you have your yes, yes,

997
00:45:15.000 --> 00:45:18.519
I do. Did you put it on your mantles on

998
00:45:18.559 --> 00:45:21.079
like a stand or still in the bag?

999
00:45:22.320 --> 00:45:22.719
Wow?

1000
00:45:24.400 --> 00:45:26.159
And you hope somebody is going to send you a

1001
00:45:26.159 --> 00:45:27.760
Thanksgiving dinner with that adage.

1002
00:45:29.039 --> 00:45:30.519
Wow, what am I supposed to come on the show

1003
00:45:30.519 --> 00:45:31.519
and tied around my head?

1004
00:45:32.280 --> 00:45:32.519
Yes?

1005
00:45:32.920 --> 00:45:33.400
Fair enough.

1006
00:45:33.639 --> 00:45:37.840
I mean all I'm saying is, wow, wow. I think

1007
00:45:37.880 --> 00:45:39.480
we need we have a do you even movie?

1008
00:45:39.559 --> 00:45:39.880
Shirt?

1009
00:45:40.119 --> 00:45:43.039
You know at doevenmovie dot com. But I think we

1010
00:45:43.079 --> 00:45:44.920
need to we finally need to release the second shirt

1011
00:45:44.920 --> 00:45:47.800
and should just be a shot of you, and it

1012
00:45:47.920 --> 00:45:52.000
just says David hates you. It doesn't even say do

1013
00:45:52.039 --> 00:45:54.199
you even movie or anything. It's just sure, maybe I'll

1014
00:45:54.199 --> 00:45:56.800
take the shot of you trying to to smirk or

1015
00:45:56.840 --> 00:45:58.280
you look incredibly.

1016
00:45:57.800 --> 00:46:02.679
Al Gore's pictures are embarrassing when I didn't have feelings

1017
00:46:02.719 --> 00:46:07.159
that day. So that's when Dutch gets him in the car.

1018
00:46:07.159 --> 00:46:09.440
They're driving around, and it's a great shot because we

1019
00:46:09.480 --> 00:46:11.719
see the Interstate and then they pan over to the

1020
00:46:11.760 --> 00:46:13.320
back roads where we see Duchess driving.

1021
00:46:13.440 --> 00:46:17.280
Yeah, Dutch has chosen, for lack of a better term,

1022
00:46:17.559 --> 00:46:19.440
the scenic route.

1023
00:46:19.199 --> 00:46:21.199
The scenic route, and even comments on the scenic round

1024
00:46:21.199 --> 00:46:22.920
because all you see on the interstate's concrete.

1025
00:46:23.159 --> 00:46:25.320
Yeah I know, but in the scenic route, oh yeah.

1026
00:46:25.440 --> 00:46:28.920
So and most importantly, of course, the trip is going

1027
00:46:28.960 --> 00:46:33.159
to take maybe ten more hours, Yeah, if you take

1028
00:46:33.199 --> 00:46:35.000
that route. I mean, I'm not exactly sure how long

1029
00:46:35.039 --> 00:46:36.400
that drive would be. It's got to be at least

1030
00:46:36.639 --> 00:46:39.119
fifteen sixteen hours if you were driving on stop.

1031
00:46:39.239 --> 00:46:43.360
Yeah. So he also apologizes to Doyle about losing his temper,

1032
00:46:43.400 --> 00:46:44.800
and he says, you know, I don't know you know

1033
00:46:44.920 --> 00:46:46.960
that the pair of underwear stuff in your mouth. I

1034
00:46:46.960 --> 00:46:49.920
don't if they were clean or not. He's still tied

1035
00:46:50.000 --> 00:46:51.159
up in the back seat.

1036
00:46:51.280 --> 00:46:53.760
Yeah, and he has a pair of underwear gagging him

1037
00:46:53.800 --> 00:46:55.639
and that's one of those Yeah, I didn't check if

1038
00:46:55.679 --> 00:46:56.440
those were clean or not.

1039
00:46:56.599 --> 00:47:01.480
So then he spits him out, and that's when, you know,

1040
00:47:01.519 --> 00:47:03.239
he basically tells him to stop the car. He's like,

1041
00:47:03.280 --> 00:47:04.719
oh no, no, this is a soft shoulder up here,

1042
00:47:04.719 --> 00:47:06.440
you know, I don't want to break too quickly. And

1043
00:47:06.480 --> 00:47:09.119
he's like stop. So he breaks and Doyle goes right

1044
00:47:09.159 --> 00:47:10.159
to the floor of the car.

1045
00:47:10.360 --> 00:47:13.719
He slams on the brakes as hard as he can, yeah,

1046
00:47:13.760 --> 00:47:17.119
and makes the car just kind of spin out. It's

1047
00:47:17.320 --> 00:47:17.800
so good.

1048
00:47:18.400 --> 00:47:22.559
So that's when he also basically tells Doyle that you know,

1049
00:47:22.639 --> 00:47:25.719
he's he's not anybody's He's not anybody to be messed

1050
00:47:25.719 --> 00:47:28.000
around with. He's got a pinky ring that he punched

1051
00:47:28.000 --> 00:47:29.920
somebody in the face, and now they dribble when they smile.

1052
00:47:30.320 --> 00:47:32.440
He has a dent in his forehead about the size

1053
00:47:32.440 --> 00:47:33.400
of my pinky ring.

1054
00:47:33.480 --> 00:47:34.920
Yeah, and now he dribbles when he smiles.

1055
00:47:35.000 --> 00:47:37.480
Now he's nicer. He's a nice guy, and he dribbles

1056
00:47:37.519 --> 00:47:38.360
when he smiles.

1057
00:47:38.559 --> 00:47:42.079
So that's also when Doyle tells him that when his

1058
00:47:42.119 --> 00:47:43.960
father finds out what he's done to him, he'll sue

1059
00:47:44.000 --> 00:47:46.199
his working class ass into destitution.

1060
00:47:47.000 --> 00:47:50.239
Yeah, and this is where we get a lot of

1061
00:47:50.400 --> 00:47:55.599
the the kind of class warfare part of the film,

1062
00:47:55.639 --> 00:47:57.239
and it is a major part of it. There's a

1063
00:47:57.280 --> 00:48:02.440
whole element about how working glass and poorer people are

1064
00:48:02.800 --> 00:48:04.400
are kind and generous.

1065
00:48:04.519 --> 00:48:06.440
What I love when he delivers that line to Dutch

1066
00:48:06.440 --> 00:48:11.679
because Dutch just goes like, yeah. So Dutch questions how

1067
00:48:11.679 --> 00:48:13.920
does he know he's working class, and Doyle states his clothes,

1068
00:48:14.000 --> 00:48:16.880
his vulgar language, and his mother's taste in women explains

1069
00:48:16.920 --> 00:48:18.039
everything he needs to know.

1070
00:48:18.840 --> 00:48:20.400
I mean, got him.

1071
00:48:20.639 --> 00:48:24.400
Yeah, So Dutch states, you know that his father was

1072
00:48:24.400 --> 00:48:26.320
was a bricklayer. He used to be a concord poor

1073
00:48:26.480 --> 00:48:28.000
his mother worked Concord.

1074
00:48:29.559 --> 00:48:32.440
His mother worked at a laundry at a motel or

1075
00:48:32.440 --> 00:48:33.519
a hotel in Detroit.

1076
00:48:33.599 --> 00:48:35.719
Yeah, and that's he said, He's very proud. He always like,

1077
00:48:35.719 --> 00:48:38.119
you must be very proud. He's like, I am, actually.

1078
00:48:37.840 --> 00:48:41.639
Well, And that always resonated with me because people, I mean,

1079
00:48:41.719 --> 00:48:45.159
I I honestly, to be completely frank, I haven't met

1080
00:48:45.199 --> 00:48:47.719
a lot of like high falutin asshole rich people. Most

1081
00:48:47.719 --> 00:48:49.599
of the rich people I meet are pretty are surprisingly

1082
00:48:49.639 --> 00:48:53.639
down to earth. But and I mean I've I have

1083
00:48:53.679 --> 00:48:57.440
a few friends who are like really freaking loaded, and

1084
00:48:57.480 --> 00:49:03.639
they're always pretty chill. But the whole idea, like you

1085
00:49:03.719 --> 00:49:05.639
must be very proud, Like why would he be proud

1086
00:49:05.679 --> 00:49:07.119
of Like we're going in a laundry. It's like, no,

1087
00:49:07.320 --> 00:49:09.960
there's a lot to be proud about that your mother

1088
00:49:10.039 --> 00:49:12.960
or your father did some what you would consider menial

1089
00:49:13.239 --> 00:49:16.000
task for low wages, just to put food on the table.

1090
00:49:16.000 --> 00:49:18.000
That is something to be very proud of. And that's

1091
00:49:18.039 --> 00:49:21.880
a very American attitude. It is very very much.

1092
00:49:21.920 --> 00:49:23.360
And that's when he also asked Doyle if he has

1093
00:49:23.400 --> 00:49:25.920
any living antidotes, and Doyle comments he's living through one

1094
00:49:26.119 --> 00:49:28.519
right now. Well.

1095
00:49:28.519 --> 00:49:30.440
In Dutchess response, does that, you know there's.

1096
00:49:30.239 --> 00:49:34.320
Truth in that. So that's when Doyle believes Dutch is

1097
00:49:34.320 --> 00:49:36.440
only dating his mother for her money. In Dutch states,

1098
00:49:36.480 --> 00:49:38.119
you know, he may not look like it, but his

1099
00:49:38.199 --> 00:49:40.360
income is actually pretty decent and a site more than

1100
00:49:40.400 --> 00:49:41.719
his father gives them to live on.

1101
00:49:42.199 --> 00:49:44.480
Well, and that's one of the duliisms. There are some

1102
00:49:44.639 --> 00:49:48.440
dulisms in this that are really fascinating. Yeah, Dutch says

1103
00:49:48.760 --> 00:49:51.960
weird things, and he says, I may may not look

1104
00:49:52.000 --> 00:49:53.320
like I could finance a trip to.

1105
00:49:53.320 --> 00:49:56.079
The zoo, but I'd make a pretty nice living. What

1106
00:49:56.119 --> 00:49:56.800
was it he says?

1107
00:49:57.440 --> 00:49:59.119
He says, I don't care if you live, die or

1108
00:49:59.159 --> 00:50:00.639
grow mushrooms in your crack.

1109
00:50:01.760 --> 00:50:05.039
I feel like Ed O'Neal might have made some of them.

1110
00:50:05.159 --> 00:50:07.119
Of those, they're really weird.

1111
00:50:07.239 --> 00:50:09.800
Yeah, so, but the dualisms are one of my favorite

1112
00:50:09.800 --> 00:50:12.039
parts of the film.

1113
00:50:12.360 --> 00:50:23.159
Do You Even? Movie? Will be right back, welcome back

1114
00:50:23.199 --> 00:50:24.440
to Do You Even?

1115
00:50:24.559 --> 00:50:26.360
Movie?

1116
00:50:29.719 --> 00:50:31.519
But he also comments that he's like, you know, oh,

1117
00:50:31.559 --> 00:50:33.840
but that's bad because it's working money. I work for

1118
00:50:33.880 --> 00:50:35.840
my money and that's a step down in your eyes.

1119
00:50:35.880 --> 00:50:38.039
So Dutch taunted Oile with a rendition of I'm so

1120
00:50:38.159 --> 00:50:39.960
lonesome I could cry which is a great scene.

1121
00:50:40.159 --> 00:50:43.159
Yeah, yeah, he's and he's he's wailing it out of tune.

1122
00:50:43.440 --> 00:50:44.119
It's so good.

1123
00:50:44.320 --> 00:50:46.639
So sometime down the road, Dutch pulls over the car

1124
00:50:46.719 --> 00:50:48.800
to a firework and poorium by the gas station where

1125
00:50:48.800 --> 00:50:50.760
he gets the car gassed up, and he also is

1126
00:50:50.920 --> 00:50:53.599
excitedly racing inside to buy fireworks and Doyle does not

1127
00:50:53.639 --> 00:50:54.079
want to come.

1128
00:50:54.119 --> 00:50:56.679
Well, this scene I love because growing up we would

1129
00:50:56.679 --> 00:50:59.239
have to go down to Tennessee a lot in Kentucky,

1130
00:50:59.239 --> 00:51:03.039
a lot for family, and uh oh, those fireworks stands

1131
00:51:03.039 --> 00:51:04.559
they were that well they weren't even stands, I mean.

1132
00:51:04.440 --> 00:51:07.400
They were big buildings. They were the best.

1133
00:51:08.039 --> 00:51:09.480
So he gets back in the car and he asks

1134
00:51:09.519 --> 00:51:11.840
if he likes fireworks. Doyle sits in silence before telling

1135
00:51:11.920 --> 00:51:14.159
him fireworks are illegal in Illinois, and he says yeah,

1136
00:51:14.199 --> 00:51:16.159
but we're in Tennessee. And he's like, you know, so

1137
00:51:16.199 --> 00:51:17.679
we can shoot him off and he's like right here,

1138
00:51:17.679 --> 00:51:19.920
and he's like, well no, we'll go down the road

1139
00:51:19.920 --> 00:51:22.119
a few miles, go down the road, apiece, And he's

1140
00:51:22.119 --> 00:51:24.199
like and for later, I got a bag of pretzels

1141
00:51:24.239 --> 00:51:27.679
and a deck of laying car cards.

1142
00:51:27.760 --> 00:51:29.480
And then he does this whole thing that's like a

1143
00:51:29.519 --> 00:51:32.280
magic trick where he brings up a card with one

1144
00:51:32.280 --> 00:51:34.800
of his fingers up to the point where you almost

1145
00:51:34.800 --> 00:51:37.320
see the exposed breasts of a woman on the playing card,

1146
00:51:37.719 --> 00:51:40.599
and then puts it back down and the music is

1147
00:51:40.679 --> 00:51:45.559
it's this bombasting horn thing. I it's it's this kind

1148
00:51:45.559 --> 00:51:48.760
of energy that makes me love the movie. And then

1149
00:51:48.840 --> 00:51:51.639
of course the line he says to Dutch after that.

1150
00:51:51.679 --> 00:51:53.559
Shore make a big demented child.

1151
00:51:53.519 --> 00:51:56.280
And Dutchess response to your like a big demented child,

1152
00:51:56.360 --> 00:52:00.199
and he goes He's just like yeah.

1153
00:52:00.239 --> 00:52:01.800
So they go down the rows a few way and

1154
00:52:01.920 --> 00:52:04.320
Dutch just has fun going through the fireworks. He's lighting

1155
00:52:04.360 --> 00:52:06.360
off the small ones, he's lighting off some big ones,

1156
00:52:06.400 --> 00:52:08.519
and then he gets to a giant one that spins

1157
00:52:08.519 --> 00:52:10.559
that he puts on a fence until the whole thing

1158
00:52:10.599 --> 00:52:11.280
starts spinning off.

1159
00:52:11.320 --> 00:52:13.679
It's worth mentioning though Doyle has stayed in the car

1160
00:52:13.840 --> 00:52:17.440
and is pretending that this is not amusing or cool.

1161
00:52:17.440 --> 00:52:19.079
In fact, he catches himself looking at some of the

1162
00:52:19.159 --> 00:52:21.880
fireworks and going like wow, and then he's like no, no, no,

1163
00:52:21.239 --> 00:52:25.360
no fun. This isn't fun. And yeah, so yeah, the

1164
00:52:25.880 --> 00:52:28.679
fireworks spinner comes right off the thing and starts chasing.

1165
00:52:28.440 --> 00:52:31.960
Duty and then lands in the bag of all the fireworks,

1166
00:52:32.000 --> 00:52:33.199
igniting them all.

1167
00:52:33.480 --> 00:52:37.039
Well, and while I do like this scene, this is

1168
00:52:37.159 --> 00:52:38.840
one of the scenes that really is one of the

1169
00:52:38.840 --> 00:52:43.840
biggest problems this movie has is these really silly, broad

1170
00:52:43.960 --> 00:52:47.639
comedic moments. They kind of work against the movie in

1171
00:52:47.679 --> 00:52:49.920
the context of the era came out and stuff. It

1172
00:52:49.960 --> 00:52:52.199
makes people kind of shrug it off, like there was

1173
00:52:52.239 --> 00:52:56.400
no even for even as ridiculous as Home Alone was, Like,

1174
00:52:56.480 --> 00:53:00.519
there wasn't a firework chasing Kevin around that something. You know,

1175
00:53:00.880 --> 00:53:05.119
those things were kind of old slapstick yeah things. And

1176
00:53:05.400 --> 00:53:08.719
that's ironic because if you look at Home Alone, it's

1177
00:53:09.039 --> 00:53:12.519
totally slapstick yeah, but it's like a different era of slapstick.

1178
00:53:12.519 --> 00:53:16.199
It's a little bit more serious while being still very goofy.

1179
00:53:16.239 --> 00:53:18.079
But I think that one of the things that hurt

1180
00:53:18.159 --> 00:53:23.119
Dutch back then was its fearless, fearlessness toward being goofy,

1181
00:53:23.880 --> 00:53:27.280
having some big, goofy silly moments, which then I think

1182
00:53:27.400 --> 00:53:31.360
were especially for audiences then jarring when the movie got

1183
00:53:31.360 --> 00:53:34.400
more serious, like it's going to shortly after this sequence.

1184
00:53:35.039 --> 00:53:39.960
But I will also say, in my humble opinion, those

1185
00:53:40.000 --> 00:53:42.960
really broad, ridiculous comedic moments, and there aren't even that

1186
00:53:43.000 --> 00:53:48.119
many movies. I think they've aged like fine wine. They

1187
00:53:48.239 --> 00:53:51.880
make the movie stand out, They make you because you

1188
00:53:52.000 --> 00:53:55.000
forget for me anyway, I've watched this movie at least

1189
00:53:55.199 --> 00:53:59.880
fifteen times. Yeah, and the ridiculous moments kind of you

1190
00:54:00.079 --> 00:54:02.079
kind of forget about them because there's so many big,

1191
00:54:02.119 --> 00:54:05.519
heartfelt dramatic scenes later yeah, and in a few early on,

1192
00:54:06.039 --> 00:54:08.519
so you kind of forget. So when you're watching it

1193
00:54:08.599 --> 00:54:10.559
and you're like, oh, man, can't wait to get to

1194
00:54:10.559 --> 00:54:11.800
the part with the crying.

1195
00:54:11.840 --> 00:54:13.000
I can't wait to get to this part.

1196
00:54:13.480 --> 00:54:16.239
Then also you're like, oh, yeah, the fireworks it's a

1197
00:54:16.400 --> 00:54:19.960
it's so in screenwriting, there's a term fun in games.

1198
00:54:20.360 --> 00:54:23.760
It's it's sequences. It's it's where in the scripture allowed

1199
00:54:23.800 --> 00:54:25.519
to just have fun and it doesn't have to serve

1200
00:54:25.559 --> 00:54:30.679
the plot perfectly. Yeah, this is a literal definition of

1201
00:54:30.719 --> 00:54:31.360
that concept.

1202
00:54:31.440 --> 00:54:34.960
That makes absolute sense. So the fireworks spins off lands

1203
00:54:34.960 --> 00:54:37.119
into the other bag. They all start going off. Dutch

1204
00:54:37.119 --> 00:54:39.440
throws his coat over it, which starts taking all the

1205
00:54:39.480 --> 00:54:40.519
shrapnel from the fire work.

1206
00:54:40.599 --> 00:54:42.760
Yeah, the fireworks just shoot right through his coat and

1207
00:54:42.840 --> 00:54:45.719
also burn it a little, and the pretzels, those poor

1208
00:54:45.840 --> 00:54:47.159
rolled golds.

1209
00:54:46.760 --> 00:54:47.719
Rolled golds are gone.

1210
00:54:47.800 --> 00:54:48.559
So then want some.

1211
00:54:48.719 --> 00:54:51.000
Now the fireworks not pop, and he goes over to

1212
00:54:51.159 --> 00:54:53.119
get his jacket, which has a giant hole in the

1213
00:54:53.119 --> 00:54:54.880
back of it. Now feathers are flying out.

1214
00:54:55.000 --> 00:54:57.639
Yeah, there's there. Whatever the down stuffing or whatever is

1215
00:54:57.679 --> 00:54:59.599
in it. It's just every time he goes it's it's

1216
00:54:59.639 --> 00:55:02.039
one of those big puffy coats, you know, for winter.

1217
00:55:02.239 --> 00:55:04.079
So every time he goes to like adjust it and

1218
00:55:04.119 --> 00:55:06.320
like flap it down, it just puffs a ton of

1219
00:55:06.360 --> 00:55:06.880
those out.

1220
00:55:07.199 --> 00:55:08.239
And as he's walking to.

1221
00:55:08.199 --> 00:55:10.960
The car, it's just smoked. Smoke, it's just coming off

1222
00:55:11.079 --> 00:55:11.480
his back.

1223
00:55:11.599 --> 00:55:12.880
So he gets in the gar and he's like, oh,

1224
00:55:12.920 --> 00:55:16.480
so you want to eat? Now? Cut to the greasiest spoon.

1225
00:55:16.960 --> 00:55:23.320
No, no, no, no, what I mean it's the Royal Now,

1226
00:55:24.719 --> 00:55:27.599
Dave does not mean that it's cutting to a greasy

1227
00:55:27.639 --> 00:55:29.440
spoon diner, although it is.

1228
00:55:29.079 --> 00:55:29.280
It is.

1229
00:55:30.280 --> 00:55:34.639
What we mean is we cut to a giant griddle

1230
00:55:35.480 --> 00:55:37.559
full of the fattiest food.

1231
00:55:37.320 --> 00:55:40.159
Ever hotcakes, sausage, bacon, and.

1232
00:55:40.079 --> 00:55:45.840
The guy is literally and literally in the literal sense.

1233
00:55:45.920 --> 00:55:51.400
Yes, he's ladling on more grease. As you see this

1234
00:55:51.840 --> 00:55:55.159
presented to you. He's greasing up the pork chops. He's

1235
00:55:55.199 --> 00:55:57.599
pouring oil on top of everything everything.

1236
00:55:57.960 --> 00:56:02.079
So it is a grease sea spoon introduced by a

1237
00:56:02.159 --> 00:56:06.199
greasy spoon. So I felt that that's worth mentioning. Also,

1238
00:56:06.320 --> 00:56:11.920
everybody in this establishment is depicted as ugly and filthy.

1239
00:56:11.679 --> 00:56:16.079
Smoking the ribbon rib bones.

1240
00:56:16.159 --> 00:56:18.239
Yeah, literally, the guy next to him is just sitting

1241
00:56:18.239 --> 00:56:20.760
there chewing on a ribbone and he's missing tee teeth.

1242
00:56:21.840 --> 00:56:23.519
What's ketchup on it? And starts going out.

1243
00:56:23.719 --> 00:56:25.760
He puts ketchup on it, starts like sucking it off.

1244
00:56:25.760 --> 00:56:28.000
The woman with her cigarette ash that is like fucking

1245
00:56:28.119 --> 00:56:28.760
five inches.

1246
00:56:29.280 --> 00:56:31.760
It's like cartoonishly long cigarette ash.

1247
00:56:31.920 --> 00:56:34.000
So then Doyle has the waitress come up. She's like,

1248
00:56:34.039 --> 00:56:36.320
what will it be? And he takes the menu, opens

1249
00:56:36.360 --> 00:56:37.400
it or tries.

1250
00:56:37.199 --> 00:56:39.400
To, yeah, the menu as he grabs the menu, and

1251
00:56:39.559 --> 00:56:42.000
it becomes clear that it is extremely stick.

1252
00:56:41.800 --> 00:56:43.880
To Dicky, and he goes, what'll what will make me?

1253
00:56:44.039 --> 00:56:46.719
What won't make me? Vomit? And she like looks back

1254
00:56:46.719 --> 00:56:48.519
at her chef who just like, I don't know.

1255
00:56:48.679 --> 00:56:51.360
Yeah, he shrugs. So she takes the menu from him,

1256
00:56:51.400 --> 00:56:53.079
which like rips off of his hands.

1257
00:56:53.119 --> 00:56:57.760
Yeah, and then she looks like hmm, which is is

1258
00:56:57.880 --> 00:56:58.280
kind of.

1259
00:56:58.239 --> 00:57:02.119
The perfect reaction. Yeah, no offense, no whatever. They're just like,

1260
00:57:02.199 --> 00:57:04.559
I don't know. Yeah, when you ask, what won't make

1261
00:57:04.639 --> 00:57:05.119
you vomit?

1262
00:57:05.320 --> 00:57:08.199
So Dutch also calls Natalie, lying and telling her there's

1263
00:57:08.199 --> 00:57:11.400
been a few problems but nothing serious and everything should

1264
00:57:11.440 --> 00:57:12.039
be fine.

1265
00:57:12.440 --> 00:57:14.480
I guess it depends on your definition is serious.

1266
00:57:14.880 --> 00:57:17.159
I guess we'll get there. So sometime later, Doyle and

1267
00:57:17.239 --> 00:57:19.280
Dutch are back on the road. They start to fight

1268
00:57:19.320 --> 00:57:21.079
over the volume of the radio in the car, the

1269
00:57:21.119 --> 00:57:23.519
heat in the car, raising and lowering the window, and

1270
00:57:23.559 --> 00:57:25.480
the volume. I mean, it's kind of a back and

1271
00:57:25.519 --> 00:57:27.079
forth for about three times between the two.

1272
00:57:27.079 --> 00:57:31.719
It's a very cute, simple little it's basically boundary testing.

1273
00:57:31.880 --> 00:57:32.559
Yeah.

1274
00:57:32.679 --> 00:57:36.519
So you know, Dutch wants the bluegrass music on, yep,

1275
00:57:36.760 --> 00:57:40.159
Doyle wants it turned down up. Yeah, he turns the

1276
00:57:40.199 --> 00:57:42.480
heat on. He gets ready to smoke a scar two.

1277
00:57:42.800 --> 00:57:44.519
That's one of my favorite parts. He puts the cigar

1278
00:57:44.519 --> 00:57:46.760
in his mouth and he goes, does smoke bother you?

1279
00:57:47.239 --> 00:57:50.280
And he goes yes. And the way he says it

1280
00:57:50.320 --> 00:57:52.679
is like he knows he has to say that to win,

1281
00:57:52.920 --> 00:57:56.800
not because he's admitting defeat.

1282
00:57:57.239 --> 00:57:59.920
Well, wasn't it right before? It was right before this,

1283
00:58:00.079 --> 00:58:00.519
he said.

1284
00:58:00.679 --> 00:58:03.280
He said to him, like, I've beaten people way bigger

1285
00:58:03.320 --> 00:58:04.079
than you would, tougher than.

1286
00:58:04.079 --> 00:58:05.679
Because it's when he pushes the seat up to the

1287
00:58:05.719 --> 00:58:07.079
to the steering wheel. Yeah.

1288
00:58:07.119 --> 00:58:10.280
Yeah, so he's so basically they're they're in this like

1289
00:58:10.440 --> 00:58:14.800
TETs a tet fighting out for the car's supremacy. Yeah,

1290
00:58:14.880 --> 00:58:17.039
and uh and and he tells him, you know, to

1291
00:58:17.079 --> 00:58:18.880
smoke bother you. He's like, yes, it does. And he's like,

1292
00:58:19.480 --> 00:58:21.119
so he puts the cigar in his about start lights

1293
00:58:21.119 --> 00:58:23.199
and getting ready to light it. So then he tells him,

1294
00:58:23.199 --> 00:58:25.159
like you are about what was He says, like, you're

1295
00:58:25.199 --> 00:58:27.400
about as threatening to me as a cloudy day.

1296
00:58:27.440 --> 00:58:30.039
It's a cloudy day. But then he also shares.

1297
00:58:29.719 --> 00:58:32.760
Some stuff I think is really worth mentioning, Like Dutch

1298
00:58:32.800 --> 00:58:37.039
says like, look, I've been beaten, I've had my nose broken,

1299
00:58:37.079 --> 00:58:39.960
I've been beaten to a bloody pulp and left for dead.

1300
00:58:41.519 --> 00:58:45.159
And I believe him. And so he says all this,

1301
00:58:45.239 --> 00:58:46.840
and he's like, so I'm not afraid of you or whatever.

1302
00:58:46.960 --> 00:58:49.400
So they basically agree that they're going that he that

1303
00:58:49.679 --> 00:58:52.079
he's going to try to beat Dutch.

1304
00:58:51.840 --> 00:58:54.880
And he offers him the original bet is five thousand dollars.

1305
00:58:54.719 --> 00:58:55.920
Yeah, and he's like, I bet you have it.

1306
00:58:55.960 --> 00:58:58.360
Don't get a gilded box, yeah, and a little gilded

1307
00:58:58.400 --> 00:58:59.239
box under your bed.

1308
00:58:59.280 --> 00:59:01.360
He's like, let's keep it twenty bucks and as they

1309
00:59:01.440 --> 00:59:04.039
go to shake, Doyle grabs the cigar throws it right

1310
00:59:04.039 --> 00:59:05.320
into Dutchess crotch.

1311
00:59:05.559 --> 00:59:07.760
Yes, which causes them to almost crash the car.

1312
00:59:07.840 --> 00:59:10.679
Almost crash the car and immediately.

1313
00:59:10.000 --> 00:59:14.159
Makes it clear that that's I mean, that's not appropriate.

1314
00:59:14.320 --> 00:59:15.920
No, no, that's not okay.

1315
00:59:16.039 --> 00:59:17.639
So he pulls off to the side of the road

1316
00:59:17.920 --> 00:59:20.119
there by a snowy field and pulls Doyle out of

1317
00:59:20.119 --> 00:59:22.159
the car, throws up his jacket and that's when Doyle

1318
00:59:22.199 --> 00:59:26.679
just starts pelting the car with rocks or snows dirt clots. Yeah,

1319
00:59:26.719 --> 00:59:29.159
And he basically tells him that like he won the bet,

1320
00:59:29.239 --> 00:59:31.000
and he's like, you know, if you throw one more thing,

1321
00:59:31.679 --> 00:59:33.639
you throw one more thing at the I'm gonna leave

1322
00:59:33.679 --> 00:59:36.880
you and drive away. And he's like, you promise guaranteed.

1323
00:59:37.880 --> 00:59:39.880
So Doyle throws one more dirt clot.

1324
00:59:40.079 --> 00:59:41.960
And Dutch gets it, gets it as he's getting in

1325
00:59:41.960 --> 00:59:44.079
the car. He says, I'll see you at the hotel

1326
00:59:44.199 --> 00:59:45.039
down the road.

1327
00:59:44.840 --> 00:59:46.599
About fifty miles.

1328
00:59:46.960 --> 00:59:50.119
And this is great because as he drives off toyles,

1329
00:59:50.199 --> 00:59:54.199
You're like, wait, wait, I'll die, I'll die.

1330
00:59:55.280 --> 00:59:57.880
So and we forgot to mention it's snowy.

1331
00:59:57.920 --> 00:59:58.519
It's snowy.

1332
00:59:58.599 --> 01:00:02.199
It is clearly and there's snow all over the place.

1333
01:00:02.280 --> 01:00:04.320
Yeah. So we see Doyle sometime later in a phone

1334
01:00:04.360 --> 01:00:06.800
booth making a call to his mother and she's walking

1335
01:00:06.840 --> 01:00:09.119
to the house. She answers and he remains silent. He

1336
01:00:09.119 --> 01:00:10.920
actually even has a single tear in his eye too.

1337
01:00:11.360 --> 01:00:11.679
Yeah.

1338
01:00:11.800 --> 01:00:15.440
Yeah, and that's when we see that he basically puts

1339
01:00:15.440 --> 01:00:17.480
the phone downtown, hangs up, and razums walking back down

1340
01:00:17.519 --> 01:00:20.400
the highway. Dutch at the hotel at this point keeps

1341
01:00:20.400 --> 01:00:22.199
looking out the window waiting for Doyle to arrive.

1342
01:00:24.360 --> 01:00:35.119
Do You Even? Movie will be right back, welcome back

1343
01:00:35.199 --> 01:00:36.400
to Do You Even?

1344
01:00:36.519 --> 01:00:39.000
Movie?

1345
01:00:41.760 --> 01:00:44.079
Yeah, and this is another part that I really love.

1346
01:00:44.159 --> 01:00:45.079
That's really subtle.

1347
01:00:45.199 --> 01:00:45.440
Yeah.

1348
01:00:45.480 --> 01:00:48.519
He's basically standing there, unlit cigar ins and mouth chewing

1349
01:00:48.559 --> 01:00:51.480
on it, looking out the window, kind of looking around,

1350
01:00:51.480 --> 01:00:54.760
looking out the window. He's not like crazy nervous, but

1351
01:00:54.800 --> 01:00:57.559
he's clearly worrying a little bit. And then when he

1352
01:00:57.639 --> 01:01:00.400
sees Doyle start to make his way up, I assume

1353
01:01:00.440 --> 01:01:03.239
that the place was probably more like five miles down

1354
01:01:03.280 --> 01:01:05.519
the road probably, which is a long hype.

1355
01:01:05.559 --> 01:01:07.199
Oh yeah.

1356
01:01:07.480 --> 01:01:10.559
But as he notices him, what does he do? He

1357
01:01:10.719 --> 01:01:13.480
runs over to the bed, lays down on the bed,

1358
01:01:14.119 --> 01:01:16.480
opens up a book, and acts like he didn't give

1359
01:01:16.519 --> 01:01:17.039
a shit.

1360
01:01:17.199 --> 01:01:17.960
Nope, none.

1361
01:01:18.519 --> 01:01:20.960
And Doyle of course walks through the motor court. It

1362
01:01:21.079 --> 01:01:24.360
is a absolute like motor court motel.

1363
01:01:24.480 --> 01:01:26.440
Oh yeah. He playing the song from Senator too.

1364
01:01:26.639 --> 01:01:29.920
Yeah, guitars cadillacs.

1365
01:01:29.360 --> 01:01:33.960
And and I can't remember.

1366
01:01:33.800 --> 01:01:38.000
Something dreams anyway, uh but uh, And he sees where

1367
01:01:38.000 --> 01:01:40.039
the car is parked in front of so he walks

1368
01:01:40.119 --> 01:01:42.400
up and opens the door. And and I love dutchess

1369
01:01:42.440 --> 01:01:44.360
reaction to the open door is he touches something.

1370
01:01:44.199 --> 01:01:46.760
Like, oh, shut the door. Will I love that.

1371
01:01:47.199 --> 01:01:48.960
He's just like, it's cold out there, don't you know.

1372
01:01:49.119 --> 01:01:50.639
And of course Doyle is like, you know, I could

1373
01:01:50.639 --> 01:01:52.400
have frozen to death. He's like, ah, you got not

1374
01:01:52.679 --> 01:01:54.840
to death, Like it's not that cold. You could have frozen.

1375
01:01:54.840 --> 01:01:58.320
But he's like, no, well you wouldn't have not solid anyway,

1376
01:01:58.320 --> 01:01:59.639
it's not quite cold enough yet.

1377
01:01:59.800 --> 01:02:01.320
So Oil is like, you know, where's my bag? And

1378
01:02:01.360 --> 01:02:02.679
he's like, oh, I left it the car. I didn't

1379
01:02:02.679 --> 01:02:04.920
feel like bringing it in. I left in the car.

1380
01:02:05.119 --> 01:02:07.840
I thought you. I figured you for dead, figured you

1381
01:02:07.880 --> 01:02:11.760
for dead. So that's that's that's a good line. I

1382
01:02:11.760 --> 01:02:13.599
figured you for dead, figured you for dead. So Doyle

1383
01:02:13.639 --> 01:02:14.960
is like, and I have the keys. He tosses in

1384
01:02:15.000 --> 01:02:16.280
the keys and he tells him to lock up.

1385
01:02:16.320 --> 01:02:18.320
So Doyle goes out to the car and wouldn't you

1386
01:02:18.360 --> 01:02:20.280
know it, the car starts up.

1387
01:02:20.519 --> 01:02:24.480
And one of the silliest moments but it works, is

1388
01:02:24.840 --> 01:02:25.800
when he hears the engine.

1389
01:02:25.960 --> 01:02:27.159
They do an extreme close up.

1390
01:02:27.320 --> 01:02:29.480
Ed O'Neil sits up and his face is right in

1391
01:02:29.480 --> 01:02:31.079
the lens and he hears it and he jumps up

1392
01:02:31.320 --> 01:02:34.079
and and sees Doyle pulled.

1393
01:02:33.800 --> 01:02:36.039
The car out and gets like thrown back as he's pulling.

1394
01:02:36.159 --> 01:02:38.519
Yeah, he has no idea how to drive. So now

1395
01:02:38.960 --> 01:02:41.000
now Dutch is trying to get his pants and shoes,

1396
01:02:41.000 --> 01:02:42.559
his shirt of fence.

1397
01:02:42.599 --> 01:02:44.840
He's going around run through the snow. And then Dutch

1398
01:02:44.880 --> 01:02:47.199
gets outside, sees the car stop in the middle of

1399
01:02:47.239 --> 01:02:49.880
the road and a semi truck is heading right for

1400
01:02:50.000 --> 01:02:52.079
it and ssh just right into.

1401
01:02:51.840 --> 01:02:54.559
It, and I mean I I mean clobbers it like

1402
01:02:54.639 --> 01:02:58.000
it makes no sense that the truck driver didn't see

1403
01:02:58.000 --> 01:03:00.280
it sooner. No, he planted by the time he hits

1404
01:03:00.320 --> 01:03:03.000
his brakes. I mean it's icy road, it doesn't matter. No,

1405
01:03:03.280 --> 01:03:07.760
So it smashes the car. Dutch chases after. As they're

1406
01:03:07.800 --> 01:03:10.840
going over an overpass of some sort of a bridge.

1407
01:03:11.480 --> 01:03:14.599
The car hits the bridge, pulls away from the front

1408
01:03:14.639 --> 01:03:18.239
of the truck, flips over and smashes all while Dutchy's

1409
01:03:18.280 --> 01:03:21.199
yelling Doyle Doyle. So he runs down to the car

1410
01:03:21.320 --> 01:03:24.119
looking for let's just say a child.

1411
01:03:24.280 --> 01:03:25.280
Child corpse at this point.

1412
01:03:25.360 --> 01:03:28.239
Yeah, And as he's looking, he looks up to where

1413
01:03:28.239 --> 01:03:30.679
the road is and Doyle's standing there.

1414
01:03:30.519 --> 01:03:32.920
And he says, I guess this makes us even.

1415
01:03:34.320 --> 01:03:37.079
And in that moment things are getting a little too serious.

1416
01:03:37.159 --> 01:03:39.679
So back at the back at the motel, dutch is

1417
01:03:39.679 --> 01:03:41.719
talking to the semi truck driver played by the great

1418
01:03:41.760 --> 01:03:44.639
Mickey Jones. He is one of those character actors that

1419
01:03:44.679 --> 01:03:48.960
has been everything from Justified to Dadine to sling Blade

1420
01:03:48.960 --> 01:03:51.760
to Vacation. Famously, in Vacation, he's a mechanic and I'm

1421
01:03:51.760 --> 01:03:52.639
asking how much you.

1422
01:03:52.679 --> 01:03:55.760
Got yes, yes, And one of my favorites was his

1423
01:03:55.840 --> 01:03:57.840
recurring role on Home Improvement.

1424
01:03:57.920 --> 01:03:58.119
Yeah.

1425
01:03:58.159 --> 01:04:00.559
Absolutely, yeah, he played one of the There was this

1426
01:04:00.639 --> 01:04:04.239
recurring gag where a band of guys from a oh

1427
01:04:04.280 --> 01:04:07.079
they weren't always a band, but it's a group of guys. Yeah,

1428
01:04:07.159 --> 01:04:09.400
we're from a construction site would come on and he

1429
01:04:09.519 --> 01:04:12.519
was one of the guys and they always made me

1430
01:04:12.559 --> 01:04:13.239
laugh out loud.

1431
01:04:13.199 --> 01:04:15.960
So good. So he's talking to Dutch and he thanks

1432
01:04:16.039 --> 01:04:18.400
him for going along with the story and like basically says,

1433
01:04:18.440 --> 01:04:19.960
you know, here's some money for your repairs that if

1434
01:04:19.960 --> 01:04:22.079
you need more, here's my card, you know, call me. Yeah.

1435
01:04:22.199 --> 01:04:24.760
It seems like they probably told the police that it

1436
01:04:24.840 --> 01:04:25.760
was just an accident.

1437
01:04:25.880 --> 01:04:26.719
Nobody was at fault.

1438
01:04:26.840 --> 01:04:29.480
Yeah, And that's when the semidrug driver is like, you're

1439
01:04:29.519 --> 01:04:31.400
lucky that your daddy say enough you also, I'd break

1440
01:04:31.440 --> 01:04:32.800
every bone in your body, son.

1441
01:04:33.079 --> 01:04:35.119
But then he just looks at Dutch like yeah, like

1442
01:04:35.199 --> 01:04:37.000
he just was trying to straighten the kid out, because

1443
01:04:37.079 --> 01:04:39.559
Dutch mentions like he has emotional problems.

1444
01:04:39.639 --> 01:04:41.199
Yeah you know, so yeah, if you're.

1445
01:04:41.079 --> 01:04:42.360
For your daddy, and then he looks at and just

1446
01:04:42.360 --> 01:04:44.639
packs him on this other side Dutch gives him this

1447
01:04:44.719 --> 01:04:47.400
giant wad of cash and his card says, if that's

1448
01:04:47.400 --> 01:04:49.360
not enough to cover the repairs, in your time.

1449
01:04:49.480 --> 01:04:51.400
My office and we'll take care of you. So on

1450
01:04:51.440 --> 01:04:53.280
the truck by the way, barely hurt.

1451
01:04:53.360 --> 01:04:56.280
Yeah, So he goes back in and he pushes Doyle inside,

1452
01:04:56.280 --> 01:04:58.199
and he tells him like, this is not funn in games,

1453
01:04:58.199 --> 01:04:59.920
Like you know, that's serious. That poor guy was on

1454
01:05:00.039 --> 01:05:01.599
his way home to see his family, and you could

1455
01:05:01.599 --> 01:05:04.199
have jeopardized that. If not anybody else could have killed him,

1456
01:05:04.199 --> 01:05:06.760
you could have killed him. So he says basically, at

1457
01:05:06.760 --> 01:05:08.280
this time, it's not funny games. This is a full

1458
01:05:08.320 --> 01:05:10.519
blown mission. He will not be beaten, and when he

1459
01:05:10.519 --> 01:05:12.480
gets him to his mother's doorstep, he's gonna be one

1460
01:05:12.480 --> 01:05:16.480
whipped little puppy. So Doyle draws his hands back, telling

1461
01:05:16.559 --> 01:05:18.840
him he's had enough, and Dutch tells him, all right, fine,

1462
01:05:18.840 --> 01:05:20.360
if you want to fight, let's fight. But none of

1463
01:05:20.360 --> 01:05:23.519
that karate or geometry shit. He calls it geometry.

1464
01:05:23.519 --> 01:05:25.519
I think he was gonna say judo, which is extra

1465
01:05:25.559 --> 01:05:28.239
funny because Ed O'Neill decorated martial artists.

1466
01:05:28.239 --> 01:05:30.360
He is, I forget what he studies. I think it

1467
01:05:30.440 --> 01:05:31.440
might be ju jitsu.

1468
01:05:31.440 --> 01:05:32.639
Got it in the in the fat and.

1469
01:05:32.960 --> 01:05:34.159
Yeah, we'll talk about more later.

1470
01:05:34.320 --> 01:05:37.639
So Doyle then basically has his hands made into fist

1471
01:05:37.639 --> 01:05:40.320
and he's like, put your little thummies down, fist.

1472
01:05:40.360 --> 01:05:42.400
He's like, no, no, none of that good old American

1473
01:05:42.519 --> 01:05:43.159
street fighting.

1474
01:05:43.880 --> 01:05:45.679
And then he tells him he'll give him the first shot,

1475
01:05:45.679 --> 01:05:48.960
which Doyle takes and knocks ed O'Neill to the floor

1476
01:05:49.400 --> 01:05:49.840
and it's.

1477
01:05:49.760 --> 01:05:51.960
Very funny because he falls down and his asses just

1478
01:05:52.039 --> 01:05:53.360
up because he had his hands.

1479
01:05:53.079 --> 01:05:55.719
In his pockets. Yeah, so he's just out cold, and

1480
01:05:55.840 --> 01:05:57.400
Doyle's looking at his fists.

1481
01:05:57.079 --> 01:05:59.039
Like yeah, and he realizes what he's done, so he

1482
01:05:59.039 --> 01:06:00.880
scampers with the bathroom and locks himself in.

1483
01:06:00.960 --> 01:06:03.239
Which is such a that's so believable.

1484
01:06:03.320 --> 01:06:05.360
So later that night, Dutch is a and laying in

1485
01:06:05.360 --> 01:06:07.199
bed with Doyle's asleep in the next bed, and he's

1486
01:06:07.239 --> 01:06:09.679
going through Doyle's wallet, just looking at the pictures and

1487
01:06:09.719 --> 01:06:13.000
the money, like Doyle has like five hundred dollars wallet. Crazy,

1488
01:06:13.119 --> 01:06:15.079
and he also finds a picture of him and his

1489
01:06:15.119 --> 01:06:17.159
mom and Doyle on the other side of the on

1490
01:06:17.199 --> 01:06:18.599
the other side of the room in his bed wakes

1491
01:06:18.719 --> 01:06:22.039
up grabbing the racy playing cards and starts going through

1492
01:06:22.039 --> 01:06:23.719
them doing the little Dutch hand movements as well.

1493
01:06:23.840 --> 01:06:26.199
Yeah, he's trying to make it happen himself, and he's

1494
01:06:26.320 --> 01:06:28.360
very you know, amused and having a.

1495
01:06:28.320 --> 01:06:30.079
Great time with I know where Dutch is noticing him

1496
01:06:30.440 --> 01:06:31.519
and the music is playing.

1497
01:06:31.840 --> 01:06:36.480
But it's it's well, it's a raunchy way of telling it.

1498
01:06:36.480 --> 01:06:40.199
It's a sweet scene because as the plays and stuff,

1499
01:06:40.320 --> 01:06:42.320
it cuts to Dutch and this then the gentle theme

1500
01:06:42.360 --> 01:06:43.719
plays and Dutch is just happy.

1501
01:06:43.760 --> 01:06:44.480
He's being a.

1502
01:06:44.480 --> 01:06:45.199
Kid, being a kid.

1503
01:06:45.320 --> 01:06:50.039
Yeah, And that's that's the part that is really like

1504
01:06:50.320 --> 01:06:53.119
hits me with this movie, is what Dutch really wants

1505
01:06:53.159 --> 01:06:56.119
is for him to stop being so serious all the time.

1506
01:06:56.639 --> 01:06:59.360
And I'll tell the stories later, but I was very

1507
01:06:59.599 --> 01:07:03.159
like doile Ill when I was a kid. Now I

1508
01:07:03.239 --> 01:07:05.039
wasn't a rich kid or anything, but I was a

1509
01:07:05.360 --> 01:07:11.239
very very nervous and serious child. It's one of the

1510
01:07:11.280 --> 01:07:12.679
reasons I love this movie. But we'll talk about that

1511
01:07:12.679 --> 01:07:13.159
a little bit.

1512
01:07:13.199 --> 01:07:15.000
So the next morning, Doyle and Dutch sit at a

1513
01:07:15.039 --> 01:07:17.280
diner as Doyle asked him, how's his face? And Dutch

1514
01:07:17.360 --> 01:07:18.800
is like, you know, you know, it would take someone

1515
01:07:18.880 --> 01:07:21.360
higher to give me permanent damage, and Doyle informs him

1516
01:07:21.360 --> 01:07:23.719
that he could have really hurt him because he's been

1517
01:07:23.760 --> 01:07:25.920
him working on his brown belt for the last three years.

1518
01:07:26.079 --> 01:07:28.480
Well he's a high brown belt, high brown boat. Yeah,

1519
01:07:28.519 --> 01:07:31.079
And Doyle comments that he could have really hurt him,

1520
01:07:31.199 --> 01:07:33.400
and it's just that his working class ego is being

1521
01:07:33.400 --> 01:07:37.280
too much for him to handle someone like him kid.

1522
01:07:37.639 --> 01:07:40.639
So Dutch tells him to shut up, and also, you

1523
01:07:40.639 --> 01:07:43.360
know yesterday you barely said a word. Today you're a parrot. Also,

1524
01:07:43.440 --> 01:07:46.159
he wants to order, and that's when Doyle basically says,

1525
01:07:46.159 --> 01:07:47.679
you know you can't beat me, and he's like, well,

1526
01:07:47.679 --> 01:07:49.199
you know that may be true, but there's one thing

1527
01:07:49.239 --> 01:07:51.719
I know that you don't. I can pay for my breakfast.

1528
01:07:51.920 --> 01:07:53.800
Yeah, one thing I could do that you can't. I

1529
01:07:53.840 --> 01:07:55.000
could pay for my breakfast.

1530
01:07:55.480 --> 01:08:00.559
And it cuts to them outside and He'll just is

1531
01:08:00.639 --> 01:08:03.239
like like really play up, like oh, like he's burping

1532
01:08:03.360 --> 01:08:05.320
and he's in his like stomach is so full.

1533
01:08:05.199 --> 01:08:09.679
Nothing burber like bacon, and Doyle looks just miserable. Your

1534
01:08:09.719 --> 01:08:11.159
water look tasty.

1535
01:08:13.239 --> 01:08:15.559
So that is when Dutch goes to stretch his thumb

1536
01:08:15.599 --> 01:08:18.239
out and Doyle comments how dangerous hitchhiking can be and

1537
01:08:18.279 --> 01:08:20.159
he's like, well, you know, we're not without means, and

1538
01:08:20.199 --> 01:08:21.800
he's like, you got a better idea?

1539
01:08:21.920 --> 01:08:23.119
Well, he's like, I got twenty bucks.

1540
01:08:23.239 --> 01:08:26.000
Yeah. So Dutch comments he doesn't want to call because

1541
01:08:26.039 --> 01:08:28.479
he has masculine pride, just a man in his wits.

1542
01:08:28.800 --> 01:08:29.920
And sometime that night.

1543
01:08:29.720 --> 01:08:31.680
We see the stupid working.

1544
01:08:32.880 --> 01:08:33.039
Yeah.

1545
01:08:33.159 --> 01:08:35.119
Yeah, sometime that night we see Doyle and Dutch a

1546
01:08:35.159 --> 01:08:37.760
founder ride via public transportation. They're sitting on a bus

1547
01:08:37.800 --> 01:08:39.920
and Doyle smarts off the two guys that have a

1548
01:08:40.359 --> 01:08:42.840
blaster boom box on it, and he comments, you know,

1549
01:08:42.840 --> 01:08:45.079
can you turn that down please? The guy turns it down.

1550
01:08:45.119 --> 01:08:46.600
But then they also look down at doyle shoes and

1551
01:08:46.640 --> 01:08:48.640
he's like, how much you pay for those shoes? My

1552
01:08:48.720 --> 01:08:49.880
buddy likes those shoes.

1553
01:08:50.159 --> 01:08:52.319
Yeah, Doyle's about to learn something new.

1554
01:08:52.520 --> 01:08:54.520
So as Doyle gets off on the next stop, he

1555
01:08:54.560 --> 01:08:55.800
does not have his shoes anymore.

1556
01:08:55.920 --> 01:08:58.800
He's wearing a pair of just like goofy dress shoes

1557
01:08:58.880 --> 01:09:01.760
or whatever. My thought was, I'm impressed that that guy's

1558
01:09:01.760 --> 01:09:04.199
feet were so small that he could swap with a

1559
01:09:04.199 --> 01:09:05.039
thirteen year old.

1560
01:09:05.079 --> 01:09:07.199
So, also Dutch is trying to call Natalie, and he

1561
01:09:07.239 --> 01:09:08.960
tells Doyle to come to speak to his mom. Doyle

1562
01:09:09.000 --> 01:09:11.439
completely ignores him and walks off to the bathroom. And

1563
01:09:11.439 --> 01:09:13.520
that's when Doyle finishes up his business. He sees a

1564
01:09:13.520 --> 01:09:16.199
man doing a sink bath and he's man looks at me,

1565
01:09:16.239 --> 01:09:18.479
He's like, are you getting for your turkey dinner?

1566
01:09:18.680 --> 01:09:21.479
David? What the politically correct turn.

1567
01:09:21.399 --> 01:09:24.279
I know is horror horse bath? I said, sink bath.

1568
01:09:25.239 --> 01:09:27.399
It's a horrors bath. But no, it's actually a really

1569
01:09:27.439 --> 01:09:30.439
funny yeah moment. Yeah, the guy is scrubbing his armpits

1570
01:09:30.720 --> 01:09:32.479
as Doyle is kind of staring at him, kind of

1571
01:09:32.520 --> 01:09:32.960
in shock.

1572
01:09:33.079 --> 01:09:33.880
Yeah, and then.

1573
01:09:33.800 --> 01:09:35.880
He looks right at Doyle and goes getting hungry for

1574
01:09:35.920 --> 01:09:36.720
your turkey dinner?

1575
01:09:40.199 --> 01:09:50.680
Do you even move? He will be right back. Welcome

1576
01:09:50.760 --> 01:09:54.920
back to do you even movie?

1577
01:09:57.680 --> 01:10:00.720
So that's when back outside they you are going to

1578
01:10:00.800 --> 01:10:03.399
practice their faces of looking pitiful so that they can

1579
01:10:03.479 --> 01:10:05.199
hitch a ride for their next to the next stop.

1580
01:10:05.359 --> 01:10:07.399
Yeah, Dutch is trying to teach him how to look

1581
01:10:07.479 --> 01:10:10.399
pathetic as they sit on this curve with their sign

1582
01:10:10.439 --> 01:10:11.760
that just says Chicago.

1583
01:10:11.399 --> 01:10:12.880
Come on, act like you're not going to get twenty

1584
01:10:12.880 --> 01:10:15.319
one million dollars. You're not gonna get twenty million dollars

1585
01:10:15.319 --> 01:10:18.960
when you hear twenty one. Yeah, so that's when they

1586
01:10:19.000 --> 01:10:22.479
catch the eye of a two women that are basically

1587
01:10:22.560 --> 01:10:25.399
going or excuse me, they kiss the eye of two

1588
01:10:25.439 --> 01:10:28.000
women because they're seeing the two and that's when they

1589
01:10:28.159 --> 01:10:29.840
think that they're a couple of drifters, so they offer

1590
01:10:29.880 --> 01:10:31.359
them a ride, and we find out that these are

1591
01:10:31.359 --> 01:10:34.119
two call girls played by eg Daily and what's the

1592
01:10:34.159 --> 01:10:35.000
other chick's name.

1593
01:10:35.279 --> 01:10:38.479
I don't know, geez, what, I don't know, just a

1594
01:10:38.520 --> 01:10:39.640
little bit harsh.

1595
01:10:39.319 --> 01:10:40.479
Toward them, harsh?

1596
01:10:40.520 --> 01:10:43.159
What do you mean, I don't know you? But no,

1597
01:10:43.520 --> 01:10:44.920
they get picked up by these two women.

1598
01:10:45.039 --> 01:10:48.319
Are you Myers Daily? They find out that they one

1599
01:10:48.319 --> 01:10:50.840
of them, which one's the Tommy Pickles voice Haley? Which

1600
01:10:50.880 --> 01:10:52.239
is the driver? That's Egy Daily?

1601
01:10:52.439 --> 01:10:54.520
Yeah, yeah, she's she's the voice of Tommy Pickles.

1602
01:10:54.560 --> 01:10:55.039
Yeah.

1603
01:10:55.079 --> 01:10:57.039
They find out that they are a couple of high

1604
01:10:57.119 --> 01:10:59.920
end call girls coming up from an electronics convention and

1605
01:11:00.079 --> 01:11:03.640
Louisiana on their way home to the Chicago Land area.

1606
01:11:03.720 --> 01:11:04.079
Yeah.

1607
01:11:04.119 --> 01:11:07.520
When they've picked these two up, and meanwhile, you know,

1608
01:11:07.800 --> 01:11:09.279
Dutch's kind of shock.

1609
01:11:09.600 --> 01:11:11.079
He picks up on it pretty quick.

1610
01:11:11.520 --> 01:11:11.840
Well.

1611
01:11:11.920 --> 01:11:13.640
The fact that she leans over says, I didn't want

1612
01:11:13.640 --> 01:11:16.479
to say prostitute in front of the boy. So now

1613
01:11:16.479 --> 01:11:20.600
they're driving along, Doyle really enjoying infatuated with Brock.

1614
01:11:20.720 --> 01:11:21.640
Yeah, he is in law.

1615
01:11:21.720 --> 01:11:25.800
He's never met a young woman who would even pretend

1616
01:11:26.039 --> 01:11:27.000
to listen to him.

1617
01:11:27.079 --> 01:11:28.680
Well, he also goes to all boys' school.

1618
01:11:28.800 --> 01:11:31.760
Yes, So sometime later we see Dutchess falling asleep as

1619
01:11:31.800 --> 01:11:34.479
Haley takes notice of his wallet and pockets it really quick,

1620
01:11:34.920 --> 01:11:36.880
and she also takes notice of his pinky ring, which

1621
01:11:36.920 --> 01:11:39.680
she's trying to get off him. Meanwhile, Brock and Doyle

1622
01:11:39.680 --> 01:11:41.760
in the backseater having a heart to heart because he's

1623
01:11:41.800 --> 01:11:45.119
basically talking about how Dutch is his mom's boyfriend. They're

1624
01:11:45.159 --> 01:11:47.159
not getting along super well. His mom is the one

1625
01:11:47.159 --> 01:11:49.399
that kind of fucked it up with him, her and

1626
01:11:49.479 --> 01:11:50.560
his bother and everything, and.

1627
01:11:50.520 --> 01:11:52.479
She says it takes two to think make a thing

1628
01:11:52.560 --> 01:11:53.000
go bad.

1629
01:11:53.079 --> 01:11:55.439
Yeah, and also that maybe it's easier to blame your mom,

1630
01:11:55.479 --> 01:11:57.920
maybe trying to give Dutch a chance in Doyle comments

1631
01:11:57.960 --> 01:12:00.439
he doesn't think that'll happen. Meanwhile, while this is happening,

1632
01:12:00.560 --> 01:12:02.359
Haley's trying to get his ring off, is trying to

1633
01:12:02.439 --> 01:12:04.800
use lotion which squirts into Dutch's mouth.

1634
01:12:05.000 --> 01:12:07.439
Well, Jet Dutch has this giant pinky ring, which he

1635
01:12:07.560 --> 01:12:10.359
referenced earlier. Yeah, and she's yeah, she has this little

1636
01:12:10.359 --> 01:12:12.920
tiny bottle of lotion squirts it right in his mouth,

1637
01:12:13.359 --> 01:12:17.479
so she kind of hides everything and he's just just

1638
01:12:17.760 --> 01:12:19.600
moving doing his mouth around, and he's like uh, and

1639
01:12:19.680 --> 01:12:22.079
he kind of wakes up briefly and then falls.

1640
01:12:21.720 --> 01:12:25.279
Right back to sleep. So the next morning, the crew

1641
01:12:25.319 --> 01:12:28.159
pull into a gas station and that's when she wakes

1642
01:12:28.239 --> 01:12:30.880
up Dutch and Brock is also woken up by Haley,

1643
01:12:30.920 --> 01:12:33.520
who wakes up Doyle, who has falling asleep, fakes down

1644
01:12:33.560 --> 01:12:37.119
on her chest. Yes, indeed, I also noticed that he's

1645
01:12:37.239 --> 01:12:39.760
drooling a ton. Don't worry, it's not the first time

1646
01:12:39.800 --> 01:12:43.880
for her. So that's when they basically tell that. Dutch

1647
01:12:43.920 --> 01:12:45.520
is like, hey, you know, I'll take the next round driving,

1648
01:12:45.520 --> 01:12:46.920
and she's like, no, I'm fine, but can you get

1649
01:12:46.920 --> 01:12:48.399
some directions, like I'm a little lost, just want to

1650
01:12:48.399 --> 01:12:50.000
sure we're going in the right place. And he's like,

1651
01:12:50.000 --> 01:12:51.520
did we have time to eat? And she's like, yeah,

1652
01:12:51.560 --> 01:12:53.279
go and grab a table. We'll join you when we're

1653
01:12:53.279 --> 01:12:56.760
done out here, And of course Doyle wants to stay

1654
01:12:56.800 --> 01:12:58.239
with Brock, and Brock's like, I gotta get something out

1655
01:12:58.239 --> 01:12:59.800
of my bag. I'll catch up with you. So they

1656
01:12:59.840 --> 01:13:02.159
go back inside, and that's when Brock is That's when

1657
01:13:02.199 --> 01:13:03.319
Doyle is like, you know, I want to I don't

1658
01:13:03.319 --> 01:13:04.479
want to waste too much time, Like I want to

1659
01:13:04.479 --> 01:13:05.840
get back in the car, and Dutch is like, yeah,

1660
01:13:05.880 --> 01:13:07.119
I know why you want to get back.

1661
01:13:07.319 --> 01:13:08.960
I know you want to get back in the car. Yeah,

1662
01:13:09.279 --> 01:13:11.000
you know what your mother would think. I have half

1663
01:13:11.000 --> 01:13:12.800
a mind to not accept the rest of their right.

1664
01:13:12.920 --> 01:13:14.840
And that's when Doyle says, you don't accept the ride,

1665
01:13:14.920 --> 01:13:16.960
I'll tell mom the whole story, and Dutch is like,

1666
01:13:17.000 --> 01:13:18.720
you had a little bit of a hypocritical thing going,

1667
01:13:18.760 --> 01:13:19.199
don't you.

1668
01:13:19.199 --> 01:13:20.560
You're a little bit of a hypocrite, aren't you.

1669
01:13:20.680 --> 01:13:23.279
Yeah, anybody else wants to get their their rockets off,

1670
01:13:23.479 --> 01:13:25.600
you're uh, you're too good for it. But the moment

1671
01:13:25.600 --> 01:13:27.039
you see, uh, I forget.

1672
01:13:26.880 --> 01:13:27.760
The mist twister.

1673
01:13:28.079 --> 01:13:30.760
Yeah, misster Twister will teach him that missile twister will

1674
01:13:30.760 --> 01:13:32.319
teach you things that you should only learn.

1675
01:13:32.279 --> 01:13:36.359
In prin person. So that's when the semi pulls away,

1676
01:13:36.399 --> 01:13:39.119
they see the car is gone. Dutch races outside, realizing

1677
01:13:39.119 --> 01:13:42.000
that they've been completely grifted, that his money's gone and everything,

1678
01:13:42.039 --> 01:13:43.199
and his last cigar.

1679
01:13:43.880 --> 01:13:45.960
They took my money, It took my credit cards, they

1680
01:13:46.000 --> 01:13:46.920
took my last cigar.

1681
01:13:47.319 --> 01:13:50.119
So Dutch confesses that he had money, and that's when

1682
01:13:50.159 --> 01:13:52.319
they almost get into it again. Doyle calls him a

1683
01:13:52.399 --> 01:13:55.199
chicken and Dutch goes to kick him, slipping, losing his shoe,

1684
01:13:55.199 --> 01:13:56.720
which flies up in the air and then comes down

1685
01:13:56.800 --> 01:13:57.920
smacking him right in the face.

1686
01:13:58.159 --> 01:14:01.279
Yes, pretty much the last moment of slapstick other than

1687
01:14:01.319 --> 01:14:04.760
the main ending Yeah yeah, And did you mention his

1688
01:14:04.840 --> 01:14:05.279
pants rip?

1689
01:14:05.359 --> 01:14:05.439
Oh?

1690
01:14:05.520 --> 01:14:09.600
Yeah, his pants split on the ass too, because why not.

1691
01:14:09.760 --> 01:14:11.439
And that's when he tells them his plants more up

1692
01:14:11.479 --> 01:14:13.199
in the face, and Dutch tells them he's just gonna

1693
01:14:13.199 --> 01:14:15.039
sit here and hope he gets arrested and Doyle can

1694
01:14:15.079 --> 01:14:16.960
go call his mom and have somebody come pick him up.

1695
01:14:16.960 --> 01:14:18.439
I sit here, and I hope I get arrested so

1696
01:14:18.479 --> 01:14:20.119
I can finally get a night's sleep.

1697
01:14:19.920 --> 01:14:22.159
And he can also tell his mother that good luck.

1698
01:14:22.199 --> 01:14:24.800
The Dutch boys calling it quits, Doyle worries that Natalie

1699
01:14:24.840 --> 01:14:26.920
will blame him in Dutch comments that he's talked and

1700
01:14:26.960 --> 01:14:29.000
talked until he could pute coat hangers.

1701
01:14:28.680 --> 01:14:30.880
Another of my favorite Dutch dulisms.

1702
01:14:31.359 --> 01:14:33.960
Doyle admits he doesn't hate his mother for the record,

1703
01:14:34.000 --> 01:14:36.560
and even asked Dutch if she has said that Doyle

1704
01:14:36.600 --> 01:14:38.159
hates her, and that's when he kind of got start

1705
01:14:38.159 --> 01:14:39.560
to see that Doyle was kind of starting to come

1706
01:14:39.560 --> 01:14:43.279
around because he even admits that for a second that

1707
01:14:43.359 --> 01:14:44.960
he was getting hot and that he that he got

1708
01:14:44.960 --> 01:14:45.720
horny in the back seat.

1709
01:14:45.920 --> 01:14:48.279
It's actually another cute, weird, cute moment.

1710
01:14:48.840 --> 01:14:51.880
Yeah, he says, because you got proud and I got

1711
01:14:52.439 --> 01:14:55.199
horn horny, and Dutch goes, you did. He's like smiling

1712
01:14:55.199 --> 01:14:57.479
because again it's like at least he admits he made

1713
01:14:57.479 --> 01:14:57.960
a mistake.

1714
01:14:58.319 --> 01:15:01.159
So now they've both they're both on the same page.

1715
01:15:01.640 --> 01:15:03.800
And before this, I did forget to mention. Doyle calls

1716
01:15:03.840 --> 01:15:08.960
his father's apartment, finds out that there's somebody at his

1717
01:15:08.960 --> 01:15:12.000
apartment that's a woman and she's like, oh, he's asleep. Yeah,

1718
01:15:12.039 --> 01:15:13.520
so his dad did not go to London out.

1719
01:15:13.800 --> 01:15:16.520
So now Doyle has realized that his father said he

1720
01:15:16.640 --> 01:15:18.000
was going to be out of town on the holiday

1721
01:15:18.079 --> 01:15:19.319
just so we could hang out with some chicks.

1722
01:15:19.399 --> 01:15:20.159
Yeah.

1723
01:15:20.239 --> 01:15:22.520
So that's when Doyle was like, you know, let's keep going,

1724
01:15:22.560 --> 01:15:24.079
like we don't have to call mother for help, Like,

1725
01:15:24.119 --> 01:15:25.640
you know, we can keep going, and he even a

1726
01:15:25.720 --> 01:15:27.279
Dutch shows him the baby gun, reminding you of the

1727
01:15:27.359 --> 01:15:29.319
arrangement and if he lets it go, they'll call it

1728
01:15:29.359 --> 01:15:29.880
even and.

1729
01:15:30.119 --> 01:15:32.800
Basically says, I will if you if you let me

1730
01:15:32.880 --> 01:15:35.479
call your mom and just get us help to get home. Yeah,

1731
01:15:35.560 --> 01:15:37.479
I'll let go of the agreement that I get to

1732
01:15:37.479 --> 01:15:38.439
shoot you one in the butt.

1733
01:15:38.560 --> 01:15:40.720
Yeah, And he's like no.

1734
01:15:40.640 --> 01:15:44.039
Yeah, So Doyle admits again that you know, he wants

1735
01:15:44.079 --> 01:15:45.760
to see this through. They share a high five, and

1736
01:15:45.800 --> 01:15:47.560
Doyle tells him that he's going to get them home.

1737
01:15:47.800 --> 01:15:50.279
We see that they are now hitching a ride, hiding

1738
01:15:50.319 --> 01:15:51.039
in concrete.

1739
01:15:51.239 --> 01:15:52.920
But you forgot the one thing I really love.

1740
01:15:52.960 --> 01:15:53.359
Oh what's that?

1741
01:15:53.760 --> 01:15:55.760
He says, like, I'm going to get you home and

1742
01:15:55.760 --> 01:15:58.479
he's like he's like yeah, and then the music swells,

1743
01:15:58.479 --> 01:16:00.279
it swells as swell as he goes, are you still

1744
01:16:00.279 --> 01:16:01.279
gonna shoot me in the butt?

1745
01:16:01.439 --> 01:16:01.680
Yeah?

1746
01:16:01.680 --> 01:16:04.520
And the music swells even where and then he goes yes, yes.

1747
01:16:06.720 --> 01:16:10.640
So then they're they're in industrial piping. Yeah, yeah, industrial

1748
01:16:10.680 --> 01:16:11.439
concrete piping.

1749
01:16:11.479 --> 01:16:13.479
So they ride into an auto yard and that's when

1750
01:16:13.520 --> 01:16:14.680
he's like, you know, I don't know where we are.

1751
01:16:14.720 --> 01:16:16.359
Maybe we can find some security to help us. I'm

1752
01:16:16.399 --> 01:16:19.000
sure they'd be happy to they are not. Security starts

1753
01:16:19.239 --> 01:16:22.119
basically kicking them out, and that's when Doyle doesn't take kindly.

1754
01:16:22.159 --> 01:16:23.600
He goes up to one of the guards, threatening to

1755
01:16:23.640 --> 01:16:25.479
sue him, and he tells them that you know, you

1756
01:16:25.520 --> 01:16:27.199
can't hit me because I'm a kid, I'm a minor,

1757
01:16:27.239 --> 01:16:29.079
and that's when the guard just straight up throws Doyle

1758
01:16:29.079 --> 01:16:29.640
into a fence.

1759
01:16:29.720 --> 01:16:31.000
Yeah, he does not care at all.

1760
01:16:31.239 --> 01:16:34.359
So that's when Doyle is like injured at this point,

1761
01:16:34.399 --> 01:16:36.000
and Dutch comes over. He's like, you know, hey man,

1762
01:16:36.039 --> 01:16:38.199
you know, leave the kid alone. We'll leave and he's like, yeah,

1763
01:16:38.199 --> 01:16:39.840
you will, and the guards beat him a little bit.

1764
01:16:39.880 --> 01:16:42.880
They throw Dutch around, and that's when Doyle decides to

1765
01:16:43.199 --> 01:16:45.439
bounce off the fence and do a flying kick, hits

1766
01:16:45.479 --> 01:16:47.279
the guard. One of the guards takes their nightstick and

1767
01:16:47.279 --> 01:16:49.640
accidentally hits the other guard. They're pissed now.

1768
01:16:49.840 --> 01:16:52.000
Yeah, but so at first it's gonna be you think

1769
01:16:52.039 --> 01:16:54.880
it's gonna be cute because Doyle is like fighting back. Yeah,

1770
01:16:54.920 --> 01:16:56.960
but as soon as they as they pull out that

1771
01:16:57.039 --> 01:16:59.560
night stick, they whack Doyle hard. And that's when when

1772
01:17:00.119 --> 01:17:01.800
Dutch is just like, guys, guys, we'll leave right now,

1773
01:17:01.800 --> 01:17:03.239
we'll leave right now. He's just a kid, He's just

1774
01:17:03.239 --> 01:17:05.000
a kid. But at that point they're like, no, we

1775
01:17:05.039 --> 01:17:05.720
want revenge.

1776
01:17:05.760 --> 01:17:09.279
Yeah, So Doyle sees to be begun poking out of

1777
01:17:09.359 --> 01:17:12.279
Dutchess pants. He grabs it, and that's when Doyle is

1778
01:17:12.319 --> 01:17:14.880
starting to get called Pete by Dutch because he's basically

1779
01:17:14.880 --> 01:17:17.199
saying like Pete, Pete, don't do it. Don't do it, man,

1780
01:17:17.239 --> 01:17:19.399
don't do it, Pete. Don't listen to the voices. Pete,

1781
01:17:19.479 --> 01:17:21.399
tell the voices you just killed someone.

1782
01:17:21.520 --> 01:17:23.479
Well, no, the thing he says that is like perfect.

1783
01:17:23.479 --> 01:17:27.039
He says, don't be crazy, Pete, don't be crazy, which

1784
01:17:27.079 --> 01:17:28.960
is him signaling him to act crazy.

1785
01:17:29.199 --> 01:17:32.760
So he is, but his crazy acting is nuts. Just

1786
01:17:32.760 --> 01:17:35.800
get out there the voices. They won't tell the voices

1787
01:17:35.880 --> 01:17:38.279
you just killed somebody. I just killed somebody.

1788
01:17:38.199 --> 01:17:40.920
They're not listening. And then but he's like, please, please,

1789
01:17:41.000 --> 01:17:42.880
I have a wife for kids. He's like, tell me that.

1790
01:17:42.920 --> 01:17:45.079
Now I'm gonna kill your family. I gotta kill your

1791
01:17:45.079 --> 01:17:48.760
own family too. So that's when he tells Doyle as

1792
01:17:48.800 --> 01:17:50.159
Pete that he's going. He's like, you know, we can

1793
01:17:50.159 --> 01:17:51.640
find a nice hotel to burn down, you know, we

1794
01:17:51.680 --> 01:17:53.479
can get the voices to go away. So he gets

1795
01:17:53.640 --> 01:17:56.560
Dutch and Doyle leave completely fine, and they find themselves

1796
01:17:56.600 --> 01:17:57.279
at a restaurant.

1797
01:17:57.319 --> 01:18:00.640
Well they leave completely fine, except that they're both like bleed, yeah,

1798
01:18:00.640 --> 01:18:01.640
and you're beaten up.

1799
01:18:01.720 --> 01:18:04.119
Ye hurt very bad. And they're filthy and filthy because

1800
01:18:04.119 --> 01:18:06.399
they find themselves into a restaurant. And that's when Dutchess

1801
01:18:06.439 --> 01:18:08.119
trying to get Doyle to use a bathroom so that

1802
01:18:08.159 --> 01:18:10.279
he can clean his cut up, and this waitress is like, uh,

1803
01:18:10.359 --> 01:18:12.359
can you please leave? Like we don't need your kind

1804
01:18:12.439 --> 01:18:12.880
year And.

1805
01:18:12.800 --> 01:18:16.720
For the record, it's not even that nice of a restaurant.

1806
01:18:16.720 --> 01:18:18.279
I mean it's not like a bat but it's like

1807
01:18:19.000 --> 01:18:22.359
it's not much better than like a Perkin, yes basically,

1808
01:18:22.359 --> 01:18:24.399
you know, like it's not like it's a hoity twenty,

1809
01:18:24.520 --> 01:18:27.319
like there are boots, yeah, you know geez.

1810
01:18:27.600 --> 01:18:29.159
So that's when he's like, you know, hey, the boy

1811
01:18:29.199 --> 01:18:31.039
has a cut, like, all wait outside, and that's when

1812
01:18:31.039 --> 01:18:33.399
she gets somebody on them, the couple that she is helping.

1813
01:18:33.560 --> 01:18:35.600
All he asks is to let him wash his face,

1814
01:18:35.840 --> 01:18:37.800
wash his face, bathroom. He's not even saying like do

1815
01:18:37.960 --> 01:18:40.520
anything for it. I'll stay outside, just let him wash

1816
01:18:40.560 --> 01:18:40.920
his face.

1817
01:18:40.960 --> 01:18:43.640
Yeah. And the couple that she is waiting on, they

1818
01:18:43.640 --> 01:18:46.079
stand up. They're like, you know, are you are? Are

1819
01:18:46.079 --> 01:18:48.319
you both like on the road, on the road. Yeah,

1820
01:18:48.319 --> 01:18:50.239
and that's what he's like, Yeah, we are that. They

1821
01:18:50.279 --> 01:18:52.119
basically were on their way to Chicago. They lost their

1822
01:18:52.119 --> 01:18:54.760
car and got robbed, so then the couple drives them

1823
01:18:54.800 --> 01:18:57.560
to a center for displaced families. Yeah.

1824
01:18:57.600 --> 01:19:02.720
So this is like, so at this point, we don't

1825
01:19:02.760 --> 01:19:05.039
know exactly how far from Chicago they are, but we

1826
01:19:05.079 --> 01:19:06.000
know they're not very far.

1827
01:19:06.279 --> 01:19:07.239
They're almost home.

1828
01:19:07.960 --> 01:19:15.560
And this affluent couple, the woman, she's very like shocked

1829
01:19:16.640 --> 01:19:19.039
at how they're doing. So he's like, we want to

1830
01:19:19.079 --> 01:19:23.000
help you. They drop them basically at a homeless when

1831
01:19:24.279 --> 01:19:28.560
they could have just driven them home easily, Like it

1832
01:19:28.680 --> 01:19:31.520
can't be more than an hour each way. They dropped

1833
01:19:31.520 --> 01:19:33.720
them at this homeless shelter. And this is where the

1834
01:19:33.720 --> 01:19:37.520
movie really makes its big turn. Absolutely, this is one

1835
01:19:37.560 --> 01:19:39.520
of my favorite parts of the whole film. And when

1836
01:19:39.680 --> 01:19:42.239
I start to get very emotional when I watch.

1837
01:19:42.000 --> 01:19:44.039
It, I feel you. So we see Dutch and Doyle

1838
01:19:44.079 --> 01:19:46.319
sitting down to dinner at the shelter, and that's when

1839
01:19:46.319 --> 01:19:48.800
Doyle preps it, kind of like he's at a fancy restaurant.

1840
01:19:49.399 --> 01:19:51.680
Doyle takes all of his silverware and everything he's been

1841
01:19:51.720 --> 01:19:55.880
given for his his free meal, and he arranges the spoons,

1842
01:19:55.920 --> 01:19:58.399
he arranges the fork and knife, he arranges the plate.

1843
01:19:58.760 --> 01:20:01.720
He washes his hands with little moist tallette. He puts

1844
01:20:01.800 --> 01:20:06.399
the napkin down on his lap. He then tastes his stew,

1845
01:20:07.840 --> 01:20:08.680
breaks his bread.

1846
01:20:08.840 --> 01:20:10.520
At one point, Dutch leans over and he's like, would

1847
01:20:10.520 --> 01:20:11.760
you like to see the Wineless?

1848
01:20:11.800 --> 01:20:14.439
It's very very good, and the people watching on are

1849
01:20:14.439 --> 01:20:17.199
just completely shocked. Yea, what on earth.

1850
01:20:18.920 --> 01:20:19.760
Do you even?

1851
01:20:19.880 --> 01:20:20.279
Movie?

1852
01:20:20.319 --> 01:20:30.960
Will be right back, welcome back to do you even?

1853
01:20:31.119 --> 01:20:33.600
Movie?

1854
01:20:36.359 --> 01:20:38.159
So he breaks apart his role at one point and

1855
01:20:38.159 --> 01:20:40.039
setting on his plate, and this little girl sitting next

1856
01:20:40.039 --> 01:20:41.680
to him reaches over and he puts his hand on

1857
01:20:41.680 --> 01:20:43.720
top of her. He couldn't be four years old, yeah,

1858
01:20:43.760 --> 01:20:46.119
and he says he says, no, that's that's mine. And

1859
01:20:46.279 --> 01:20:48.079
you see Dutch like look at him, like not giving

1860
01:20:48.119 --> 01:20:49.439
a judging look or anything. He just kind of looks

1861
01:20:49.439 --> 01:20:49.720
at him.

1862
01:20:49.720 --> 01:20:51.039
He's just watching.

1863
01:20:51.279 --> 01:20:53.319
And that's when Doyle takes a second and then gives

1864
01:20:53.479 --> 01:20:55.359
her the other half of the role, and Dutch is like,

1865
01:20:55.399 --> 01:20:57.039
that was very nice of you. Yeah, it was.

1866
01:20:57.079 --> 01:20:57.239
It was.

1867
01:20:57.399 --> 01:21:00.800
It's a really sweet moment because Doyle doesn't need that bread,

1868
01:21:00.880 --> 01:21:02.199
but he has that moment. He puts his hand on

1869
01:21:02.279 --> 01:21:04.640
he's like that's mine. Yeah, and it's very the way

1870
01:21:04.680 --> 01:21:06.159
he was at the start of the movie.

1871
01:21:06.239 --> 01:21:06.520
Yeah.

1872
01:21:06.560 --> 01:21:08.760
But then after he thinks for a few moments, he's like,

1873
01:21:09.159 --> 01:21:09.640
there you go.

1874
01:21:10.000 --> 01:21:11.920
So then we see Dutch and Doyle, along with the rest,

1875
01:21:11.920 --> 01:21:13.760
are trying to get some sleep. They have some cots

1876
01:21:13.800 --> 01:21:17.079
and Dutchess cot keeps dumping him loudly to the floor.

1877
01:21:17.520 --> 01:21:20.720
It basically collapses. It makes a loud screeching sound followed

1878
01:21:20.720 --> 01:21:21.439
by a thump.

1879
01:21:21.560 --> 01:21:23.159
It happens like twice, and.

1880
01:21:23.159 --> 01:21:28.279
It's as everybody is asleep, yeah basically, yeah, so he

1881
01:21:28.279 --> 01:21:30.319
wakes everybody up in there. And there's this one particularly

1882
01:21:30.319 --> 01:21:32.680
this one old guy that keep focusing on who's like shh,

1883
01:21:33.720 --> 01:21:34.520
like he's so mad.

1884
01:21:34.600 --> 01:21:36.760
It's like everything okay, and he's like, I got it.

1885
01:21:37.000 --> 01:21:37.680
It's just fine.

1886
01:21:37.840 --> 01:21:40.079
So he asked Doyle to switch cots at this point,

1887
01:21:40.119 --> 01:21:42.880
so they switch Cotts and that's when Doyle is looking

1888
01:21:42.920 --> 01:21:44.640
up and around. He catches the eye the little girl

1889
01:21:44.640 --> 01:21:47.079
from earlier, and her mother close by tells him that,

1890
01:21:47.439 --> 01:21:49.399
you know, they've been at the shelter now for about

1891
01:21:49.439 --> 01:21:51.520
a week. Her husband lost his job back in June,

1892
01:21:51.560 --> 01:21:54.479
working for an auto company that went broke, and adding

1893
01:21:54.479 --> 01:21:55.640
that they were living out of the back of their

1894
01:21:55.640 --> 01:21:57.960
car before they got here. Doyle then tells her that

1895
01:21:58.000 --> 01:21:59.960
they just got here tonight, and she's like, you know,

1896
01:22:00.079 --> 01:22:02.479
with your dad, And he takes a second and he's like, yeah,

1897
01:22:02.520 --> 01:22:04.119
and we see that Dutch on the other end of

1898
01:22:04.159 --> 01:22:06.079
the mattresses just like smiles.

1899
01:22:06.119 --> 01:22:08.399
Hearing that, Yeah, I like to think it's Dutch, was like, good,

1900
01:22:08.439 --> 01:22:09.520
he's learning to lie.

1901
01:22:10.039 --> 01:22:13.600
So Dutch hearing this, smiles as she continues asking about

1902
01:22:13.600 --> 01:22:16.319
his mother, and she confirms that she's in Chicago. She

1903
01:22:16.399 --> 01:22:18.640
reminds him to have hope. That's all they can do

1904
01:22:18.960 --> 01:22:21.279
in a place like this, or even in life right now.

1905
01:22:21.760 --> 01:22:24.079
So then Doyle rose back over to sleep, and Dutch

1906
01:22:24.119 --> 01:22:26.039
tells him that he called his mom while he was

1907
01:22:26.520 --> 01:22:28.319
brushing his teeth, telling her that they were staying at

1908
01:22:28.319 --> 01:22:29.840
a holiday n so she wouldn't worry. He's like, is

1909
01:22:29.880 --> 01:22:31.880
that okay? And he's like yeah, that's fine. So then

1910
01:22:31.920 --> 01:22:33.800
Doyle asked him if he's like, you know, did you

1911
01:22:33.840 --> 01:22:35.520
hear what I said? And Dutch like, oh no, He's like,

1912
01:22:35.800 --> 01:22:38.720
well I meant it, and Dutch goes out, I appreciate that.

1913
01:22:39.119 --> 01:22:40.800
And then he's like, are you still gonna shoot me

1914
01:22:40.800 --> 01:22:43.359
in the ass? And Dutch leans over and goes yes,

1915
01:22:45.199 --> 01:22:46.680
And then the cot crumples.

1916
01:22:46.319 --> 01:22:48.800
It and then it crashes again and wakes everybody up.

1917
01:22:49.079 --> 01:22:53.399
Then we smash cut two. Next morning, an old beat

1918
01:22:53.479 --> 01:22:56.760
up station wagon YEP driving across the highway on its

1919
01:22:56.760 --> 01:23:00.840
way to Chicago with the family that they had at

1920
01:23:00.880 --> 01:23:05.840
the shelter, driving Dutch and Doyle to their mom.

1921
01:23:05.800 --> 01:23:08.319
And they pass a huge construction site.

1922
01:23:08.119 --> 01:23:13.760
A gigantic yeah, like like a massive, massive building under

1923
01:23:13.800 --> 01:23:17.680
construction with a big sign that says duly construction. And

1924
01:23:17.720 --> 01:23:20.760
that is when we fully because earlier Dutch had referenced like,

1925
01:23:20.800 --> 01:23:22.960
I make more money than your mother your father gives

1926
01:23:22.960 --> 01:23:28.000
your mother. Now we've realized that Dutch is extremely successful,

1927
01:23:28.479 --> 01:23:30.520
but he's one of those guys, one of those guys

1928
01:23:30.520 --> 01:23:32.720
who doesn't like flaunt it, you know, or or or

1929
01:23:33.239 --> 01:23:36.000
doesn't feel the need to live much beyond his means,

1930
01:23:36.560 --> 01:23:40.960
and as they arrive at the very fancy house that

1931
01:23:41.079 --> 01:23:44.520
his mother lives at. Dutch tells the father, you call

1932
01:23:44.560 --> 01:23:46.840
my office on Monday and we're gonna find you something.

1933
01:23:47.239 --> 01:23:48.159
We're gonna find you something.

1934
01:23:48.239 --> 01:23:50.319
See what I can do for you. So yeah, Before

1935
01:23:50.319 --> 01:23:52.359
they arrive, though, we also see that Natalie and the

1936
01:23:52.359 --> 01:23:55.680
housekeeper at the house, the doorbell rings multiple times. She

1937
01:23:55.800 --> 01:23:58.039
goes into the door, opens it, expecting it to be Dutch.

1938
01:23:58.199 --> 01:24:00.600
She plants a kiss on the person, only to find

1939
01:24:00.600 --> 01:24:03.119
out it's Reed, who goes, oh, were you expecting the mailman?

1940
01:24:03.600 --> 01:24:03.960
Which is.

1941
01:24:05.479 --> 01:24:09.000
Give credit where credits due, solid Zinger, solid Zinger, take

1942
01:24:09.039 --> 01:24:11.239
that single mom that I try to ruin the life of.

1943
01:24:11.479 --> 01:24:13.479
So Dutch and Doyle arrive at the house. The family

1944
01:24:13.479 --> 01:24:15.920
wishes them a happy Thanksgiving. Natalie sets the table as

1945
01:24:15.960 --> 01:24:18.439
the doorbell rings again. Reid stands up. He's got his

1946
01:24:18.479 --> 01:24:20.720
cocktail and sets it down and goes into the door,

1947
01:24:20.800 --> 01:24:24.800
greeting them first because he wants to surprise Doyle. Yeah,

1948
01:24:24.800 --> 01:24:26.800
So he goes to the door and he's like, hey, surprise,

1949
01:24:26.920 --> 01:24:28.760
and Doyle looks right past him.

1950
01:24:28.800 --> 01:24:30.800
Well, and we one thing we skipped over because it

1951
01:24:30.800 --> 01:24:33.039
was a very small thing. Yeah, was He wakes up

1952
01:24:33.680 --> 01:24:36.159
in bed and his girlfriend says the phone rang, Oh yeah,

1953
01:24:36.239 --> 01:24:38.039
it was a kid, kid yeah, and he's like what,

1954
01:24:38.159 --> 01:24:40.960
So now he knows the ruse is up, so he's

1955
01:24:41.000 --> 01:24:43.840
trying to play it off, like, no, no, Doyle, what

1956
01:24:43.960 --> 01:24:46.560
I did was I lied to.

1957
01:24:46.680 --> 01:24:50.039
Crush your feelings? Yeah, but now here I am.

1958
01:24:50.439 --> 01:24:53.560
So that's when Doyle looks right past Reed, goes right

1959
01:24:53.600 --> 01:24:55.680
past him into the arms of his mom and just

1960
01:24:55.840 --> 01:24:58.079
gives a giant hug. It's a real sweet singing.

1961
01:24:58.079 --> 01:25:00.199
He kills me the way he looks up and his

1962
01:25:00.239 --> 01:25:03.319
mother's just standing there, Yeah, looking at him so happily.

1963
01:25:03.960 --> 01:25:05.960
Kills me, breaks my heart, makes me, makes me want

1964
01:25:06.000 --> 01:25:06.279
to cry.

1965
01:25:06.359 --> 01:25:08.319
So Red tells Doyle to say goodbye to his mother

1966
01:25:08.359 --> 01:25:09.960
as they have a lot to talk about, adding he

1967
01:25:10.000 --> 01:25:12.279
canceled a very important trip to spend time with Doyle,

1968
01:25:12.479 --> 01:25:14.279
and Doyle tells him, no, you didn't. I called the

1969
01:25:14.279 --> 01:25:16.640
house like I know you weren't in London, and that's

1970
01:25:16.640 --> 01:25:18.359
when he basically tells him to make up his mind now,

1971
01:25:18.359 --> 01:25:20.439
and Doyle says that he's staying with his mom, so

1972
01:25:21.039 --> 01:25:23.920
read of course getting pissed because the housekeeper has his

1973
01:25:24.039 --> 01:25:25.840
coat and Mitten's ready to hand over.

1974
01:25:25.840 --> 01:25:28.720
Kill me, kills me. She's just standing there already with

1975
01:25:28.760 --> 01:25:29.960
his jacket and his gloves.

1976
01:25:30.359 --> 01:25:32.560
So as he tells Natalie he wants her out of

1977
01:25:32.600 --> 01:25:35.359
the house by Monday. And that's when Dutch follows Read

1978
01:25:35.399 --> 01:25:37.279
out and he turns him around and he's like, excuse me.

1979
01:25:37.359 --> 01:25:38.680
He goes, you know, when did you want him out?

1980
01:25:38.680 --> 01:25:40.319
And he's like Monday. He's like, I didn't quite hear.

1981
01:25:40.359 --> 01:25:42.840
That changes his pinky ringer out to face and that's

1982
01:25:42.840 --> 01:25:45.279
when he grabs him by the tie, plants a punch

1983
01:25:45.439 --> 01:25:48.279
right on his forehead right in the middle of leaves

1984
01:25:48.279 --> 01:25:51.520
a little mark. Yeah. And now he's like Friday and

1985
01:25:51.560 --> 01:25:53.199
he's like, oh, well, you know it's gonna take some

1986
01:25:53.239 --> 01:25:54.920
time for her to past six months. And he's like,

1987
01:25:55.119 --> 01:25:57.279
all right, this sounds good. And that's what he's like,

1988
01:25:57.279 --> 01:25:59.479
and you're gonna start being more respectful and also, you know,

1989
01:26:00.119 --> 01:26:01.520
nice to your kid. He's a good kid. He doesn't

1990
01:26:01.560 --> 01:26:03.279
need a father playing around his mind like that.

1991
01:26:03.479 --> 01:26:05.600
Well and and and this is the moment that I

1992
01:26:05.640 --> 01:26:11.560
will never forget because, unlike David here, I have an

1993
01:26:11.880 --> 01:26:16.560
unfortunate relationship with my father, true, and I have had

1994
01:26:16.640 --> 01:26:19.319
other father figures. More so that yeah, I mostly just

1995
01:26:19.319 --> 01:26:20.479
like to give Dave shit because.

1996
01:26:20.279 --> 01:26:22.039
I'm not from a broken family.

1997
01:26:23.359 --> 01:26:26.319
But in all seriousness, fuck you. No.

1998
01:26:26.319 --> 01:26:30.479
No, he doesn't just say like you're gonna be nicer.

1999
01:26:30.520 --> 01:26:33.600
He tells him something that really moved me and I

2000
01:26:33.600 --> 01:26:37.560
thought was incredibly insightful, especially for the early nineties.

2001
01:26:38.319 --> 01:26:39.119
He tells him like.

2002
01:26:39.399 --> 01:26:42.239
He's a great kid and he still loves you and

2003
01:26:42.920 --> 01:26:45.680
I'm his friend. Yeah, but you're his father and I

2004
01:26:45.720 --> 01:26:46.960
can't be his father.

2005
01:26:47.439 --> 01:26:47.800
That's you.

2006
01:26:48.000 --> 01:26:50.640
That's your job, so you need to do right by him.

2007
01:26:51.000 --> 01:26:56.560
And that really hit me hard. It's really it's a

2008
01:26:56.640 --> 01:26:57.600
it's a beautiful moment.

2009
01:26:57.720 --> 01:27:00.600
So Read stumbles to his car, slips, My car comes

2010
01:27:00.640 --> 01:27:03.199
up and he's like, I'm okay. Dutch goes back inside.

2011
01:27:03.319 --> 01:27:05.279
They all sit down to a nice Thanksgiving dinner, and

2012
01:27:05.279 --> 01:27:06.720
that's when he tells Doyle that he needs him to

2013
01:27:06.760 --> 01:27:08.159
go into the next room and grabs him out of

2014
01:27:08.159 --> 01:27:10.600
his coat pocket. It's something surprised for his mother.

2015
01:27:10.920 --> 01:27:14.039
And we all know what kind of wedding ring it

2016
01:27:14.159 --> 01:27:14.520
might be.

2017
01:27:14.880 --> 01:27:17.359
So then Doyle runs over and that's when he tells

2018
01:27:17.880 --> 01:27:21.039
he tells Natalie to move aside, and that's when he

2019
01:27:21.119 --> 01:27:23.520
brings the BB gun out, which shocks Natalie, and then

2020
01:27:23.560 --> 01:27:26.640
Doyle turns around. They all start laughing. He lowers it,

2021
01:27:26.720 --> 01:27:29.640
they're still laughing, and then he stops, has a grin

2022
01:27:29.840 --> 01:27:31.560
and goes eh.

2023
01:27:31.680 --> 01:27:33.680
And then and then right when he shoots the gun

2024
01:27:33.720 --> 01:27:34.760
that cuts the post of credit.

2025
01:27:34.800 --> 01:27:37.439
You hear the BB go and the casing drop. Yeah? Yeah.

2026
01:27:37.479 --> 01:27:39.880
For some reason, every time the bbgun's shot, there's the

2027
01:27:39.920 --> 01:27:42.640
sound of the casing of a bullet hitting the ground.

2028
01:27:42.720 --> 01:27:43.560
Did you hear Doyle go?

2029
01:27:43.720 --> 01:27:44.000
Yep?

2030
01:27:44.479 --> 01:27:47.920
And that's the end. That is nineteen ninety one's Dutch.

2031
01:27:48.319 --> 01:27:52.960
Yes, it is a ride. I fucking love this movie.

2032
01:27:52.960 --> 01:27:54.840
Would you like to know some things about the film?

2033
01:27:54.920 --> 01:27:55.359
Not at all?

2034
01:27:55.439 --> 01:27:57.079
Well? Too bad, damn it. What do you want to

2035
01:27:57.079 --> 01:27:57.880
guess the budget was?

2036
01:28:00.079 --> 01:28:05.159
It's pretty big? Yeah, like fifteen or twenty.

2037
01:28:04.880 --> 01:28:08.520
Close seventeen million. Damn so, seventeen million dollar budget. Released

2038
01:28:08.520 --> 01:28:10.439
his July nineteenth of nineteen.

2039
01:28:10.159 --> 01:28:13.079
Ninety one, Interesting time choice.

2040
01:28:12.800 --> 01:28:15.359
Takes in one million, eight hundred and sixty seven thousand dollars.

2041
01:28:15.720 --> 01:28:19.920
Total total for the opening weekend box office total shut Up,

2042
01:28:19.960 --> 01:28:23.119
shut Up, Shut Up box office is four million, six

2043
01:28:23.239 --> 01:28:23.960
hundred and three dollars.

2044
01:28:24.159 --> 01:28:24.920
That's still rough.

2045
01:28:25.000 --> 01:28:28.680
Yeah, totally, yes, yes, so there were plans to do

2046
01:28:28.720 --> 01:28:30.319
a sequel, which never materialized.

2047
01:28:30.319 --> 01:28:31.039
Imagine that.

2048
01:28:31.199 --> 01:28:34.079
Yeah, John Candy was the first choice to play Dutch. Dually,

2049
01:28:34.279 --> 01:28:36.399
Tim Allen was in consideration for the role of Dutch,

2050
01:28:36.439 --> 01:28:39.439
along with Tom Hanks, Jim Belushi, Rob Williams, John Goodman,

2051
01:28:39.520 --> 01:28:42.479
and Bill Murray. So who wasn't in consideration to play

2052
01:28:42.560 --> 01:28:46.439
Dutch probably Andy Dick. Well, he was like nineteen at

2053
01:28:46.479 --> 01:28:50.039
that point. So the film was shown briefly and Married

2054
01:28:50.079 --> 01:28:54.039
with Children episode dial B for Virgin where main characters

2055
01:28:54.079 --> 01:28:56.399
Alan Peg were in the video store looked briefly at

2056
01:28:56.399 --> 01:28:58.000
a rack that showed a poster for the film with

2057
01:28:58.079 --> 01:29:00.640
the sign over O'Neill's face that read free video.

2058
01:29:01.279 --> 01:29:01.680
Damn.

2059
01:29:02.800 --> 01:29:05.119
In an interview, Ed O'Neill states that during the shooting

2060
01:29:05.159 --> 01:29:07.039
of the movie, John Hughes was calling him every day

2061
01:29:07.079 --> 01:29:09.079
like they were best friends. Ed O'Neil was even invited

2062
01:29:09.079 --> 01:29:10.920
to John hughes house for dinner and they were supposed

2063
01:29:10.920 --> 01:29:12.680
to do other movies together. But as soon as the

2064
01:29:12.720 --> 01:29:15.239
movie underperformed at the box office, John Hughes never spoke

2065
01:29:15.239 --> 01:29:17.720
to Ed O'Neil nor director Peter Faman ever.

2066
01:29:17.800 --> 01:29:21.680
Again damn yeah, Well, and this was Unfortunately, at the

2067
01:29:21.800 --> 01:29:25.319
end of of the Hughes cycle, being the biggest name

2068
01:29:25.479 --> 01:29:26.039
it was.

2069
01:29:28.079 --> 01:29:28.920
Do You Even?

2070
01:29:29.039 --> 01:29:29.399
Movie?

2071
01:29:29.439 --> 01:29:40.119
Will be right back, Welcome back to Do You Even?

2072
01:29:40.239 --> 01:29:42.079
Movie.

2073
01:29:45.800 --> 01:29:49.199
Prior to filming, director Peter Faman, writer and co producer

2074
01:29:49.279 --> 01:29:51.640
John Hughes, and producer Richard Vaine took a road trip

2075
01:29:51.680 --> 01:29:55.760
throughout Georgia, the Carolinas, Mississippi, and Tennessee to scout the

2076
01:29:55.840 --> 01:29:58.279
route of the film's characters Dutch, Duley, and Doyle would

2077
01:29:58.279 --> 01:30:00.600
take a would take to drive back home to Chicago

2078
01:30:00.680 --> 01:30:03.279
for Thanksgiving. Faman like most of the places that he

2079
01:30:03.279 --> 01:30:04.800
had seen during the trip, and they ended up in

2080
01:30:04.800 --> 01:30:08.640
the final film, Wow Okay, That's really cool. Doyle uses

2081
01:30:08.680 --> 01:30:10.600
martial arts on Dutch of the movie, although in real

2082
01:30:10.640 --> 01:30:12.680
life that in the time of filming, Ed O'Neil had

2083
01:30:12.680 --> 01:30:16.119
been training in Brazilian Brazilian jiu jitsu. O'Neil received the

2084
01:30:16.119 --> 01:30:19.199
black belt from Gracie Jiu Jitsu Academy in two thousand

2085
01:30:19.239 --> 01:30:19.680
and seven.

2086
01:30:20.079 --> 01:30:21.159
Wow Okay.

2087
01:30:21.359 --> 01:30:23.760
The surname of Doyle and his family is Standish. This

2088
01:30:23.880 --> 01:30:26.000
name was also used in another John Hughes film, The

2089
01:30:26.039 --> 01:30:28.920
Breakfast Club, for Marli Ringwald's character Claire Standish.

2090
01:30:28.960 --> 01:30:30.560
Shit, I never even thought about that.

2091
01:30:31.159 --> 01:30:34.520
Oscar winner and Grammy winning producer Quincy Jones actually attended

2092
01:30:34.560 --> 01:30:37.079
and was part of the recording sessions for Allan Sevestri's

2093
01:30:37.079 --> 01:30:39.640
score and even performed on the piano during a few tracks.

2094
01:30:39.760 --> 01:30:40.560
That's really cool.

2095
01:30:40.640 --> 01:30:42.399
I love that the film takes place in the same

2096
01:30:42.479 --> 01:30:45.159
universe as Career Opportunities from nineteen ninety one, Curly Sue

2097
01:30:45.159 --> 01:30:47.399
in ninety one, and Home Alone in nineteen ninety all

2098
01:30:47.399 --> 01:30:48.479
written by John Hughes.

2099
01:30:49.000 --> 01:30:52.119
Did Hughes confirm that that's an IMDb for you? Baby?

2100
01:30:52.199 --> 01:30:54.560
That doesn't I don't. I'm like what.

2101
01:30:55.319 --> 01:30:58.159
At one point, writer and director producer John Hughes considered

2102
01:30:58.159 --> 01:31:00.479
directing the film, but then reconsidered because of the film's

2103
01:31:00.479 --> 01:31:03.199
similarities to his other hit film, Planes, Trains and Automobiles,

2104
01:31:03.199 --> 01:31:05.720
which revolved around two characters who at first really didn't

2105
01:31:05.800 --> 01:31:07.199
like each other, had go on a road trip to

2106
01:31:07.199 --> 01:31:09.680
get back to Chicago after having a bunch of setbacks,

2107
01:31:09.680 --> 01:31:12.800
which included a destroyed burnt carr being robbed for Thanksgiving,

2108
01:31:12.800 --> 01:31:14.840
with a happy resolution. In essence, the film is a

2109
01:31:14.880 --> 01:31:17.600
sequel or remix to that film, minus the Trains and Planes.

2110
01:31:18.079 --> 01:31:19.439
To an extent, it is Ye.

2111
01:31:20.239 --> 01:31:22.279
The film or This was the first and only film

2112
01:31:22.319 --> 01:31:24.479
that director Peter Faman ever directed in the US. He

2113
01:31:24.520 --> 01:31:27.000
had directed Crocodile Dundee in nineteen eighty six, in which

2114
01:31:27.039 --> 01:31:29.039
part the film took place in New York City, but

2115
01:31:29.079 --> 01:31:32.720
the majority of the film was filmed in Australia. Natalie

2116
01:31:32.760 --> 01:31:34.720
and Doyle Standish might have been relationed to Claire from

2117
01:31:34.720 --> 01:31:37.079
the Breakfast Club since their family is prominent, wealthy family

2118
01:31:37.119 --> 01:31:39.359
in Chicago, which makes sense that Doyle would be attending

2119
01:31:39.359 --> 01:31:41.880
a boys' prep school away from home where Dutch picks

2120
01:31:41.920 --> 01:31:44.199
him up from.

2121
01:31:43.760 --> 01:31:46.840
But IMDb didn't say that was the same cinematic universe.

2122
01:31:47.039 --> 01:31:49.119
This was the second film Ed O'Neil had worked at

2123
01:31:49.159 --> 01:31:51.520
twentieth Century Fox that he was under contract for the

2124
01:31:51.560 --> 01:31:53.640
Adventures of Ford fair Lane, which was delayed from its

2125
01:31:53.640 --> 01:31:56.079
original nineteen eighty nine release date and released before this

2126
01:31:56.159 --> 01:31:58.800
film went into production in the late nineteen ninety He

2127
01:31:58.880 --> 01:32:00.560
of course, would later go on to star in the

2128
01:32:01.000 --> 01:32:03.640
hit Fox sitcom Modern Family in two thousand and nine,

2129
01:32:03.640 --> 01:32:05.760
which was about twenty years from his first time working

2130
01:32:05.760 --> 01:32:06.359
for the studio.

2131
01:32:07.000 --> 01:32:07.520
Wow.

2132
01:32:08.159 --> 01:32:10.239
The title of the movie in Australia was driving Me

2133
01:32:10.319 --> 01:32:11.640
Crazy and not Dutch.

2134
01:32:12.479 --> 01:32:16.640
I mean, driving Me Crazy is kind of a better

2135
01:32:16.680 --> 01:32:19.880
title a little bit, but yeah, yeah, because everyone's go

2136
01:32:19.920 --> 01:32:20.800
who the fuck is Dutch?

2137
01:32:20.800 --> 01:32:21.520
What is Dutch?

2138
01:32:22.000 --> 01:32:24.600
The film's road trip starts in Georgia, where Dutch picks

2139
01:32:24.640 --> 01:32:26.960
up Doyle at his boarding school and goes through Alabama

2140
01:32:27.000 --> 01:32:29.600
and Tennessee and eventually back to Chicago for Thanksgiving. This

2141
01:32:29.640 --> 01:32:31.920
is somewhat similar to John Hughes Plane Trains and Automobiles

2142
01:32:31.960 --> 01:32:33.600
that starts out in New York, in which Steve Martin's

2143
01:32:33.600 --> 01:32:35.760
plane is diverted to Kansas City and eventually has to

2144
01:32:35.760 --> 01:32:37.920
take a bus and a train and a burnt out

2145
01:32:38.000 --> 01:32:41.359
rental car passing Missouri and other states to Chicago for Thanksgiving.

2146
01:32:42.199 --> 01:32:42.399
Yeah.

2147
01:32:42.399 --> 01:32:46.159
I mean, there are obviously similarities to planes, trains, and automobiles.

2148
01:32:46.159 --> 01:32:48.319
I don't think it's a secretor or anything.

2149
01:32:48.399 --> 01:32:50.319
The film has a similar ending to Home Alone, also

2150
01:32:50.359 --> 01:32:52.760
written by John Hughes, in which that film, Kevin has

2151
01:32:52.800 --> 01:32:54.680
given his mother an angry look at first and then

2152
01:32:54.720 --> 01:32:56.800
smiles and runs to his mother after returning home to

2153
01:32:56.840 --> 01:32:59.399
Chicago just for him. And this film, Dutch brings Doyle

2154
01:32:59.439 --> 01:33:01.560
back home to a mother Natalie, and instead of hugging

2155
01:33:01.560 --> 01:33:03.279
his father, he runs to her and gives her a

2156
01:33:03.359 --> 01:33:05.199
hug and kiss, before he has learned that his father

2157
01:33:05.279 --> 01:33:06.800
has lied to him about going on a trip to

2158
01:33:06.800 --> 01:33:08.119
Europe instead.

2159
01:33:08.560 --> 01:33:11.079
I think this, I mean home Alone, is a much

2160
01:33:11.119 --> 01:33:12.439
less messy story.

2161
01:33:12.399 --> 01:33:12.600
Yeah.

2162
01:33:13.479 --> 01:33:16.720
The whole having to realize your father doesn't care much

2163
01:33:16.760 --> 01:33:19.000
for you and stuff is a lot heavier than most

2164
01:33:19.039 --> 01:33:20.439
of the elements of Farding Room.

2165
01:33:21.279 --> 01:33:24.279
So what are your final thoughts on nineteen ninety one's Dutch.

2166
01:33:24.680 --> 01:33:27.119
I love this movie, I really do. I get why

2167
01:33:27.199 --> 01:33:29.960
people can, you know, crap on it. I get why

2168
01:33:29.960 --> 01:33:31.960
they might not have enjoyed it when it first came out,

2169
01:33:32.319 --> 01:33:34.840
But I think it has a lot a lot to

2170
01:33:34.880 --> 01:33:36.319
say that I think is really good.

2171
01:33:36.439 --> 01:33:37.920
Yeah.

2172
01:33:38.079 --> 01:33:41.279
So I alluded to when I was a kid, especially

2173
01:33:41.279 --> 01:33:43.520
when I was very young, like younger than ten eleven

2174
01:33:43.600 --> 01:33:46.840
years old. Yeah, in particular, I was a very humorless child.

2175
01:33:47.239 --> 01:33:50.399
I had a horrible anxiety. I worried about things all

2176
01:33:50.399 --> 01:33:53.640
the time. I acted like a little adult. I may

2177
01:33:53.680 --> 01:33:57.880
not have been quite as harsh as Doyle, but like

2178
01:33:59.520 --> 01:34:02.800
I had a hard time being a kid. I always did,

2179
01:34:03.720 --> 01:34:08.119
and I mean, and I used to drive my stepfather

2180
01:34:08.279 --> 01:34:12.439
insane with how humorless I was. He just did not

2181
01:34:12.680 --> 01:34:16.239
understand how a child could be such a stick in

2182
01:34:16.279 --> 01:34:19.319
the mud. I don't know why I was such a

2183
01:34:19.319 --> 01:34:21.079
stick in the I mean, I really don't.

2184
01:34:21.159 --> 01:34:24.920
I mean, like I just was. I had you know,

2185
01:34:25.000 --> 01:34:26.039
I had problems, I guess.

2186
01:34:26.119 --> 01:34:26.680
Yeah.

2187
01:34:26.720 --> 01:34:30.359
And we did take a twelve hour drive to New

2188
01:34:30.359 --> 01:34:33.560
Hampshire to go see my father, who kind of sucks.

2189
01:34:34.359 --> 01:34:40.359
And he would never be mean about my dad. He

2190
01:34:40.439 --> 01:34:42.760
was always very cool about him. But I remember on

2191
01:34:42.800 --> 01:34:46.039
that drive how hard he tried to get me to

2192
01:34:46.079 --> 01:34:49.399
be amused, how hard he tried to get me to

2193
01:34:49.479 --> 01:34:55.840
be care free, and as a kid, I didn't appreciate it. Now,

2194
01:34:55.960 --> 01:34:58.720
as a grown ass man, I am very grateful he

2195
01:34:58.760 --> 01:35:03.479
was around because while he didn't entirely succeed in making

2196
01:35:03.479 --> 01:35:06.760
me a more fun to be around child, yeah, I

2197
01:35:06.800 --> 01:35:10.560
think that he succeeded in making me a Oh I'm sorry,

2198
01:35:10.600 --> 01:35:11.239
I'm boring, you know.

2199
01:35:11.159 --> 01:35:14.359
No, it's okay that it's that you're bored. It's all right.

2200
01:35:14.920 --> 01:35:16.560
I but no, I really.

2201
01:35:17.960 --> 01:35:22.119
I really appreciated that he made me a better adult.

2202
01:35:22.920 --> 01:35:27.000
I feel like he made me a much more humorful adult.

2203
01:35:27.199 --> 01:35:30.560
So with that being said, that's my tie to the film.

2204
01:35:30.840 --> 01:35:32.840
It's one of the things that has made me realize

2205
01:35:32.840 --> 01:35:33.479
why I love.

2206
01:35:33.359 --> 01:35:33.880
It so much.

2207
01:35:33.960 --> 01:35:36.720
I love when I see that kid just scowl while

2208
01:35:36.760 --> 01:35:38.600
the adult is laughing and having a good time.

2209
01:35:38.640 --> 01:35:40.319
I literally think about being a child.

2210
01:35:40.399 --> 01:35:44.159
Yeah, which you know, for better or worse, I didn't

2211
01:35:44.199 --> 01:35:46.359
enjoy being a kid very much. Yeah, to be frank,

2212
01:35:46.720 --> 01:35:49.239
So it's funny. I have so many friends are like

2213
01:35:49.279 --> 01:35:52.239
God to be you know thirteen Again'm like that sucks, Like,

2214
01:35:53.399 --> 01:35:54.479
why didn't you like it?

2215
01:35:54.640 --> 01:35:57.920
Fucking I just I there was a lot of bullying

2216
01:35:58.119 --> 01:35:59.079
that in that era.

2217
01:35:59.479 --> 01:36:01.319
And you were just and it was tiring to bully

2218
01:36:01.359 --> 01:36:03.920
all those ships. He shut the hell up.

2219
01:36:05.600 --> 01:36:09.399
My final thoughts on It's it's for me. This is

2220
01:36:09.439 --> 01:36:12.720
a by it, and it's a by it for multiple reasons. One,

2221
01:36:13.079 --> 01:36:16.920
I think a lot of the lesser known Hughes films

2222
01:36:17.000 --> 01:36:19.079
are big time diamonds in the rough. Because we just

2223
01:36:19.079 --> 01:36:22.359
revisited Curly Sue recently. She's having a baby, is kind

2224
01:36:22.359 --> 01:36:24.199
of having a resurgence the last couple of years, which

2225
01:36:24.199 --> 01:36:25.239
I won. I'm happy to see.

2226
01:36:25.279 --> 01:36:27.439
Well that wasn't a later, but it was a less.

2227
01:36:27.800 --> 01:36:30.039
Less appreciation for sure. But yeah, I think I think

2228
01:36:30.079 --> 01:36:32.960
this is one in the John Hughes repertoire that is

2229
01:36:33.119 --> 01:36:35.720
just perfect for one one, perfect for Thanksgiving and perfect

2230
01:36:35.720 --> 01:36:38.199
for the family, but also just has a lot of

2231
01:36:38.239 --> 01:36:40.800
great moments in it that only come from his style

2232
01:36:40.800 --> 01:36:42.920
of writing that you can't you can't get that mix

2233
01:36:43.000 --> 01:36:44.680
of that humor and that heart in the way that

2234
01:36:44.760 --> 01:36:46.640
Hughes does. He just does it in a way that

2235
01:36:46.760 --> 01:36:48.199
is so his formula.

2236
01:36:48.439 --> 01:36:52.479
And if you're doing a Thanksgiving movie night, by the way,

2237
01:36:52.600 --> 01:36:54.119
fucked up to read it his by it when it's

2238
01:36:54.119 --> 01:36:54.920
almost impossible.

2239
01:36:54.920 --> 01:36:56.760
Tough shit.

2240
01:36:56.920 --> 01:36:57.760
No, but but h.

2241
01:36:59.239 --> 01:37:01.720
I found it to be a great palette cleanser after

2242
01:37:01.800 --> 01:37:04.560
watching Planes Trains, which has such a heavy, sweet but

2243
01:37:04.640 --> 01:37:05.199
sad ending.

2244
01:37:05.319 --> 01:37:06.119
Yeah.

2245
01:37:06.479 --> 01:37:09.079
I think pairing Dutch as the last movie if you're

2246
01:37:09.079 --> 01:37:11.279
watching a couple of Thanksgiving movies is a really wise

2247
01:37:11.319 --> 01:37:13.560
move because you end with a really happy feeling. Yeah,

2248
01:37:13.680 --> 01:37:14.840
really good taste in your mouth.

2249
01:37:14.880 --> 01:37:14.960
No.

2250
01:37:15.039 --> 01:37:17.279
Absolutely, And I think it's also one of those movies

2251
01:37:17.319 --> 01:37:19.199
where you get to see that Ed O'Neil, because I

2252
01:37:19.199 --> 01:37:21.119
think a lot of people know him strictly for his

2253
01:37:21.199 --> 01:37:24.479
comedy for Mother Without a Doubt with children. Yeah, he

2254
01:37:24.520 --> 01:37:26.720
has some really serious moments in this that are really good.

2255
01:37:26.880 --> 01:37:27.920
No, he does a great job.

2256
01:37:28.000 --> 01:37:29.840
So I think it's really cool to see him perform

2257
01:37:29.840 --> 01:37:32.279
in that level. So yeah, it's a buy it for me, absolutely,

2258
01:37:32.319 --> 01:37:34.319
But yeahs en re case it. It is a little tough too,

2259
01:37:34.359 --> 01:37:35.960
buy it right, it's a by it for me too.

2260
01:37:36.000 --> 01:37:38.279
But you didn't let me cut me off and started talking.

2261
01:37:38.359 --> 01:37:40.479
Well, then fine, you can fit finish.

2262
01:37:40.680 --> 01:37:43.880
I it's a by it for me. Kids, let's talk

2263
01:37:43.920 --> 01:37:44.840
more about turkey.

2264
01:37:45.359 --> 01:37:45.920
No, let's not.

2265
01:37:46.239 --> 01:37:48.760
Oh oh oh, not such a not such a tough

2266
01:37:48.840 --> 01:37:50.479
not such a swinging dick, now is he.

2267
01:37:50.600 --> 01:37:52.239
We always like to end the show with a couple

2268
01:37:52.239 --> 01:37:54.640
of recommendations as well, and I have two this week.

2269
01:37:54.880 --> 01:37:57.560
The first one keeping in the Thanksgiving theme. Nineteen ninety

2270
01:37:57.560 --> 01:38:00.359
five's Home for the Holidays, after losing her job, out

2271
01:38:00.359 --> 01:38:02.199
with her soon to be former boss and finding out

2272
01:38:02.199 --> 01:38:04.319
that her daughter plans to spend Thanksgiving o their boyfriend

2273
01:38:04.439 --> 01:38:06.800
Claudia Larson Face is spending a holiday with her family.

2274
01:38:06.840 --> 01:38:09.439
This is a really fun and I would say dramedy

2275
01:38:09.960 --> 01:38:11.000
that is that is perfect.

2276
01:38:11.039 --> 01:38:13.319
Oh it's a dramedy and that is as dramedy as

2277
01:38:13.319 --> 01:38:13.720
it gets.

2278
01:38:13.800 --> 01:38:16.079
Humble. The holiday is really good. One phenomenal movie and

2279
01:38:16.119 --> 01:38:17.880
the other one I'm gonna give is two thousand and

2280
01:38:17.920 --> 01:38:20.319
six is stick it? This is one You probably haven't

2281
01:38:20.319 --> 01:38:21.680
seen this one, I have you heard of it? So,

2282
01:38:21.840 --> 01:38:24.039
after running with the Law, Hailey is forced to return

2283
01:38:24.079 --> 01:38:26.239
to the world from which she fled years ago. Enrolled

2284
01:38:26.279 --> 01:38:29.479
in an elite gymnastics program run by legendary Bert Vickerman,

2285
01:38:29.560 --> 01:38:32.800
Haley's rebellious attitude slowly gives way to team spirit. It's

2286
01:38:32.840 --> 01:38:37.399
basically a coach and his former athlete kind of going

2287
01:38:37.439 --> 01:38:39.159
at it. And he doesn't know why she became such

2288
01:38:39.159 --> 01:38:41.239
a hard ass. And there's a very big reason too well.

2289
01:38:41.159 --> 01:38:43.560
Priably because they were sleeping together. No, you said they're

2290
01:38:43.600 --> 01:38:44.159
going at.

2291
01:38:44.039 --> 01:38:46.039
It, going at it? Not that way?

2292
01:38:46.319 --> 01:38:51.239
Oh well, geez well my recommend My recommendation is strictly

2293
01:38:51.279 --> 01:38:54.800
thematic because I have human feelings Onike David okay, so

2294
01:38:55.159 --> 01:38:57.760
h no. But uh, if I had to pick a

2295
01:38:57.800 --> 01:39:00.960
movie that I really think is a great movie to

2296
01:39:01.000 --> 01:39:03.720
go with this, it would be Missus Doubtfire from What

2297
01:39:03.840 --> 01:39:07.720
ninety seven, directed by Chris Columbus, who did Home Alone.

2298
01:39:08.079 --> 01:39:12.800
Written by Chris Columbus as well. I believe wow that

2299
01:39:12.880 --> 01:39:16.039
early nineteen eighty three. I did not think it was

2300
01:39:16.039 --> 01:39:19.079
that soon, But I love Missus Doubtfire, and I think

2301
01:39:19.119 --> 01:39:21.800
that it was a great film for kids who grew

2302
01:39:21.840 --> 01:39:25.079
up in broken homes. I remember when I watched it

2303
01:39:26.319 --> 01:39:31.399
as a kid, feeling less, like my situation was so sad.

2304
01:39:32.359 --> 01:39:36.600
When the end of the movie isn't the parents falling

2305
01:39:36.600 --> 01:39:38.960
in love again, it's just them learning to be friends

2306
01:39:39.000 --> 01:39:40.079
and be there for their kids.

2307
01:39:40.359 --> 01:39:43.199
Because that was my reality. And when I grew up

2308
01:39:43.520 --> 01:39:44.279
where I grew.

2309
01:39:44.119 --> 01:39:47.720
Up in the first half of my childhood, it was normal,

2310
01:39:47.800 --> 01:39:50.399
Like my life was kind of normal. But when I

2311
01:39:50.800 --> 01:39:53.119
when we got out of the rough part of town

2312
01:39:53.199 --> 01:39:55.239
started living in a nicer part of town, there were

2313
01:39:55.279 --> 01:39:57.800
a lot of kids that were just like, your dad

2314
01:39:57.960 --> 01:40:00.720
doesn't live with you, and I kind of have to

2315
01:40:00.760 --> 01:40:04.920
be like, yeah, I this is just my life. And

2316
01:40:05.000 --> 01:40:09.640
that was kind of a thing. You know, even more

2317
01:40:09.640 --> 01:40:11.000
fun when your dad goes to prison.

2318
01:40:11.199 --> 01:40:13.279
I bet, but that was a blast.

2319
01:40:14.319 --> 01:40:19.239
C minus shipping was late anyway, that's my eBay rating.

2320
01:40:20.079 --> 01:40:22.000
But no, I think Missus Doubtfire is a really great

2321
01:40:22.039 --> 01:40:25.199
companion piece. Although very different movies, I feel like they

2322
01:40:25.560 --> 01:40:28.159
have a lot of really good things to say well, and.

2323
01:40:28.079 --> 01:40:30.640
To piggyback off of your Missus Doubt Fire, you know, you.

2324
01:40:30.600 --> 01:40:32.079
Come up with your own goddamn thing.

2325
01:40:32.159 --> 01:40:35.159
If you have not seen any of the recently discovered

2326
01:40:35.199 --> 01:40:37.279
in the last decade, I want to say, deleted scenes

2327
01:40:37.319 --> 01:40:40.159
of like them going to the school program and whatnot.

2328
01:40:40.199 --> 01:40:42.000
There's a bunch of deleted scenes that have been fired.

2329
01:40:42.000 --> 01:40:42.680
I haven't seen those.

2330
01:40:42.720 --> 01:40:44.800
They haven't been released in regards on disc. You can

2331
01:40:44.800 --> 01:40:45.680
find them online.

2332
01:40:45.720 --> 01:40:46.960
Shoot, oh yeah, I'm gonna check that.

2333
01:40:47.079 --> 01:40:49.079
That was like twenty five or thirty minutes of deleted scene.

2334
01:40:49.119 --> 01:40:49.279
Wow.

2335
01:40:49.319 --> 01:40:50.039
Yeah, I had no idea.

2336
01:40:50.199 --> 01:40:51.880
Yeah, a lot of a lot of great stuff. So

2337
01:40:51.920 --> 01:40:54.359
if you haven't seen those yet, highly highly recommend checking

2338
01:40:54.399 --> 01:40:56.640
those out because it adds a lot to the movie.

2339
01:40:57.039 --> 01:40:58.600
I mean, it'd be weird if it took things away,

2340
01:40:58.680 --> 01:41:01.000
it would, wouldn't it. Yeah, See, the additional twenty five

2341
01:41:01.000 --> 01:41:02.319
minutes actually makes the movie shorter.

2342
01:41:02.439 --> 01:41:04.319
Would you like to know what we are talking about

2343
01:41:04.399 --> 01:41:05.399
next week on the show?

2344
01:41:05.399 --> 01:41:08.960
Well, only if, and this is a big if, Okay,

2345
01:41:09.119 --> 01:41:12.039
only if the film we're doing next week happens to

2346
01:41:12.079 --> 01:41:14.640
be our buddy Maurice's pick for one of the best

2347
01:41:14.640 --> 01:41:15.640
Thanksgiving movies ever.

2348
01:41:15.720 --> 01:41:18.199
It is indeed one of the best Thanksgiving movies ever

2349
01:41:18.279 --> 01:41:20.640
that has probably not been seen by a lot of people,

2350
01:41:20.760 --> 01:41:22.520
especially those listening this one.

2351
01:41:22.640 --> 01:41:25.000
You need to watch it. Did you happen to prepare

2352
01:41:25.039 --> 01:41:26.119
how to watch it? So people can?

2353
01:41:26.399 --> 01:41:28.279
With your eyes? I believe is the best way too.

2354
01:41:28.399 --> 01:41:30.039
With your eyes. Ah.

2355
01:41:30.079 --> 01:41:32.119
This is Dave's way of saying, fuck you for noticing

2356
01:41:32.199 --> 01:41:33.079
I didn't do research.

2357
01:41:33.920 --> 01:41:35.560
It's I know. It's like streaming everywhere.

2358
01:41:35.800 --> 01:41:38.439
Would you shut up? I'm just trying to help.

2359
01:41:38.520 --> 01:41:41.800
Okay, So you can find What's Cooking from two thousand

2360
01:41:42.159 --> 01:41:45.960
on fuh my god. Yeah, it's everywhere. You can find

2361
01:41:45.960 --> 01:41:47.680
it on freeb. You can find it on two B,

2362
01:41:47.880 --> 01:41:51.199
you can find it on Prime. It is on the

2363
01:41:51.279 --> 01:41:53.920
Roku channel. So What's Cooking? From two thousand and one

2364
01:41:53.960 --> 01:41:56.239
hour and forty nine minutes. Four families in LA of

2365
01:41:56.279 --> 01:42:00.039
a different ethnicity Latino Asian, African Jewish gather to the

2366
01:42:00.039 --> 01:42:02.520
other for Thanksgiving dinner. It is one of our best

2367
01:42:02.520 --> 01:42:04.359
discoveries ever for a Thanksgiving marathon.

2368
01:42:04.479 --> 01:42:06.359
Yeah, I could not believe how good it is. It

2369
01:42:06.439 --> 01:42:08.920
is mostly comedy with a little bit of drama.

2370
01:42:08.760 --> 01:42:08.960
Yeah.

2371
01:42:09.000 --> 01:42:12.239
And like Dave said, it's available on Stars as well,

2372
01:42:12.319 --> 01:42:15.600
Amazon Prime to stream for free. You can rent it

2373
01:42:15.680 --> 01:42:18.640
on a ton of services as well. It's it's pretty

2374
01:42:18.640 --> 01:42:20.520
readily available. It looks like it was no longer on

2375
01:42:20.560 --> 01:42:22.680
two B unfortunately, oh to go to Okay, I mean

2376
01:42:22.680 --> 01:42:25.079
according to Google, I'm not looking too closely, but you

2377
01:42:25.119 --> 01:42:27.319
can find What's Cooking it's from two thousand.

2378
01:42:28.279 --> 01:42:29.239
I love this movie.

2379
01:42:29.319 --> 01:42:31.720
It's absolutely one of my favorite finds that we've had

2380
01:42:31.800 --> 01:42:34.159
in the Thanksgiving realm, and I look forward to watching

2381
01:42:34.199 --> 01:42:37.279
it every single year. And thanks to Dave's picks, it

2382
01:42:37.319 --> 01:42:39.720
feels really weird watching these movies so far away from things.

2383
01:42:39.720 --> 01:42:41.720
Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that you won't want

2384
01:42:41.720 --> 01:42:43.520
to talk about the movies that we love so much

2385
01:42:43.520 --> 01:42:45.079
that we have to unfortunately talk about them on the

2386
01:42:45.119 --> 01:42:46.640
show and watch them out of that. That was never

2387
01:42:46.680 --> 01:42:48.319
the point of the show, too late.

2388
01:42:48.399 --> 01:42:50.800
The point of the show was to make sure I

2389
01:42:50.840 --> 01:42:54.760
give people a proper life advice they need, like doing whippets,

2390
01:42:54.760 --> 01:42:57.159
but only from whipped cream canisters.

2391
01:42:57.319 --> 01:42:59.880
So we'll be talking about What's Cooking from two thousand

2392
01:43:00.079 --> 01:43:02.279
on next week's show, and that is your homework assignment too,

2393
01:43:02.279 --> 01:43:04.520
Because yes, in order for us to talk about this

2394
01:43:04.560 --> 01:43:06.760
movie and for you to enjoy that conversation, you really

2395
01:43:06.840 --> 01:43:07.560
have to watch it. Yeah.

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I cannot recommend enough you watch What's Cooking, just find

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it on any of your favorite streaming services. I guarantee

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it's there. I also want to mention if you want

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to email us, we don't have emails today. I guess

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nobody loves Dave. Nope, you can email us at do

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you even movie pod at gmail dot com. We would

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love to hear from you. You can also go to

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dooevenmovie dot com for all the information about our show.

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If you're watching us on YouTube, thanks for watching. Make

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sure to like us and subscribe. And if you're listening

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subscribed there. And why not leave us a five star rating?

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For real, guys, we love it. If you're listening on

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a podcasting app and you probably already stopped listening because

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you were like, ah, he's done picking on Dave, leave

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us a five star rating on Apple podcast or Spotify.

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It actually makes a really big difference in helping people

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find the program.

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It absolutely does.

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So, but that is all I have other than us

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doing a lot of off mic talk.

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About Turkey yes that is also true, yes.

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Or maybe going to see venom that we'll have to see.

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So until next time.

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My friends, remember to belch often as it keeps serious

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problems from happening. And we will see you next Tuesday

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Unless we start coughing up coat hangers.