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July 22, 2025

Captain Ron (1992) – Kurt Russell, Sailing Chaos & 90s Summer Comedy

Captain Ron (1992) – Kurt Russell, Sailing Chaos & 90s Summer Comedy
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Henrique Couto and David Denoyer climb aboard Captain Ron (1992), director Thom Eberhardt’s Touchstone Pictures comedy starring Kurt Russell, Martin Short and Mary Kay Place. Martin Harvey inherits the Wanderer, a neglected yacht once associated with Clark Gable, and brings wife Katherine, daughter Caroline and son Ben to Puerto Rico. Their plan is to sail the boat to Miami and sell it; hiring the one-eyed, rum-loving Captain Ron turns the trip into an unpredictable family adventure.
David explains how Captain Ron became a household favorite after his grandparents gave his father the DVD, while Henrique remembers encountering it repeatedly on HBO and later watching it start to finish on demand. Those cable-TV memories inform their central question: is Ron a nautical fraud or a brilliant sailor beneath the chaos? Kurt Russell’s relaxed physical comedy, the switched eye patch, the sinking borrowed car and his easy rapport with Ben make the character work in ways the hosts cannot imagine another actor matching.
The review follows the Harveys through wrong islands, armed guerrillas, a storm, tattoos and gambling in San Juan, a pirate attack and the Cuba finale. Ron’s apparent incompetence repeatedly gives way to real skill, while Martin’s resentment becomes the route to reclaiming his confidence as a husband, father and sailor. The hosts especially enjoy the family working together under fire, Katherine answering the pirates with a flare gun, and Ron secretly engineering Martin’s chance to become the hero.
Behind the scenes, Henrique and David discuss the film’s shift from Walt Disney Pictures to Touchstone over its language, mild nudity and underage drinking; its Puerto Rico and Chicago locations; the abandoned titles Martin Harvey Takes a Cruise, Don’t Rock the Boat and On Wanderer; and the remarkable story that Short and Russell were initially cast in opposite roles before switching. They also consider whether the 1990s family-comedy tone, practical sailing setting and Ron’s lived-in wardrobe explain why the film remains such an inviting cult favorite.
The conversation broadens into trailer marketing, market/international trailers and television cuts, and why trailers often reveal more than viewers expect. Listener mail prompts a clear explanation of AVOD and FAST services, plus memories of David’s first DVDs, both hosts’ preference for DVD-era collecting, and their formative VHS and cable experiences. They also share recorded reactions to Superman and I Know What You Did Last Summer before agreeing that Captain Ron is worth renting for its cast, comedy and warm family payoff.
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The Harvey family is sailing with Captain Ron. Are you kidding?

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To Paradise? Is sure the way people could find it?

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Well, let's hope so.

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Uh.

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There's excitement on deck, danger around every turn, and adventure

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just beyond the horizon with the Pirates Kirk Russell Pirates

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and the Caramel Martin short.

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In the Disney World One Too Many Times Captain Ron,

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Captain Captain Ron premier in April twenty three, in a

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world where podcasts reign supreme.

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Two Friends Dare to Ask?

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Do you even?

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Movie?

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Hosted by filmmaker Enrique Kuto and movie officionado David de Noyer.

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Spoiler alert, You had never seen a Superman movie?

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No until recently? Yeah?

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No, And I'm working my way through them all right now?

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How's that going?

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I'm I'm all, I've seen the first one.

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Oh, that's not working your way through. That's starting.

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No.

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Two is up next, obviously.

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Then I've got three four Superman returns, and then Man

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of Steel and then I actually that's not true. I

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guess I did see.

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Batman versus super Batman v. Superman. I have only seen

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the Christopher Reeve Superman movies and then this most recent one, yeah,

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I have not seen any of those other ones.

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Batman v. Superman is.

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I was excited until I found out it wasn't a

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court drama.

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I mean there is that. Yeah, it's it's not bad.

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I mean it's definitely it's definitely got its hate, it's

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definitely got its fans. It's it's been a lost of

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scene it too. I literally got that becase of a

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free code when my buddy Derek f Ye and again

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gave me the digital code for it. Oh yeah, yeah,

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because I was originally I think I was planning to

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see in theaters because it's a Batman movie, and I

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usually try to see every single Batman movie in theaters.

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But yeah, that one I missed. I can't remember why. Sad,

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but no, I will say the Superman movie, the first,

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the first Superman movie. He'll be fucking good. Hot take,

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hot take on that one.

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I know what you're thinking too. You're like Jack Donner,

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all flubs except this one. Dick Donner? What did I say, Jack?

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What's his name?

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Did Richard Donner?

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Richard Donner? Ah Man? I watched a documentary about his

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involvement in Superman. You know that he filmed most of

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Part two.

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Yeah, because there's the Dick daughter cut, the Richard daughter cut.

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Oh they did put that out. Yeah, it's out.

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It's just not a complete movie apparently because I've got

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it in my voodoo. Because that was the thing is

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when I got that collection that I got recently, it

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has all of the minute So that's how I started

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watching them again.

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Was that's how I got access to.

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Him because it was one of those situations that I've

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I've seen them on like I've seen bits and pieces

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of them on cable, and I'd seen a lot of

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the first one cable, but had never like sat down

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and watched it from start to finish. I was never

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a big Superman person. I was more so into Batman,

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so I was aware of Superman. I liked Superman, but

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like Batman was my chosen hero.

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MM. You were like between these two orphans that one

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You made that joke last week, because it's still true.

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But no, I really did enjoy the first Superman movie,

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and I'm excited to watch the second one because I've

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heard the least one and two are the best of

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them obviously, and i've seen bits and pieces of four.

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Actually i've probably seen four might be the one I've

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seen the seen the most of honestly.

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Because it got so silly. Yeah, I mean it's really

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si it played.

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They played that one at AMC a lot. Yeah yeah,

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they played the first one, the second one, and sometimes

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the third, but usually like the fourth one is the

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one I would catch a lot, and sci Fi would

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play the fourth one a lot too.

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I have not seen Superman three or four four since

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I was a kid, but I've watched one and two.

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One still pretty damn good.

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Oh yeah, one's fantastic, No, I was. I was pleasantly

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surprised with how much I enjoyed it, even though like

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it's weird, Like I've realizing that I can be a

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very big hypocrite on some things. Yeah good, like good example,

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I recently just watched the Old Boy remake, the American

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remake of Old Boy. Yeah, Josh Brolin, Samuel L. Jackson,

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And it was one of those situations that I knew

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it existed. I had never really been curious about it

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because I've always loved the original Old Boy because that

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movie is a freaking masterpiece. And my coworker had only

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seen the remake and loved it, and like that was

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anytime she would talk about like shocking movies with like

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some of the new people she'd be training at work.

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She would always bring up Old Boy, but she would

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bring up the American version, and I was like, have

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you even seen the original Korean version?

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Pushing up?

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Have you even seen the original Korean version? She's like no,

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So she recently watched the Korean version, still prefers the

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American version, which I'm not go hold that against her,

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but as a deal of her seeing it, I decided

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to watch the remake. And to be honest, the remikes

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not that bad. It's it's it's absolutely fine. But the

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knowing that the original exists, I can totally go back

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to the original as many times as I want, much

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like with Suspiria as well. Like I was kind of

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against Suspiria when they were doing that remake.

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I mean, I've never been one to be against a

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remake personally.

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I've calmed down a lot since about it, but I mean,

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you you've been my friend for a decade, you know

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how I used to be with some of that shit.

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But I also yes, but I mean I also but

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I also like I did see like how Rob Zombies

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Halloween Opening Night in theaters, but that was because I

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was a teenager and also got to see my first

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R rated Halloween movie in theaters for that matter.

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So well, you're lucky mine was Resurrection. Yeah.

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I mean I would have loved to see Resurrection in theaters.

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But I saw that one in theater and hear Mom

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leaned over and said, this isn't very good.

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No, no it was.

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It was done.

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She was like, that wasn't very good. And I was like, no,

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I said that was a very good She was like, no,

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no it was not.

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But no, it's I've I've kind of tried to reassess

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lately on being more open to just giving movies a chance.

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And I mean I've always been somebody too that will

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go through like Return of the Living Dead sequels, re

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Animator sequels and whatnot, Like I'll watch the entire run

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of a series. So I'm not really too picky in

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that regard, but sometimes I can get a little bit nitpicky.

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I have to I have to watch all of them.

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Oh, I mean I get that.

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I get excited for the later.

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Oh, so you and I have watched the last three

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Children of the Corn sequels as they come out, along

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with hell Raiser sequels because we are those people.

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Yeah, And I mean, you know spoilers, when you turn

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Pinhead into a human at the end of judgment, I mean,

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that's pretty fucking awesome as punishment, as punishment, turn him

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into the one thing he really hates.

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I mean, I'm more of a snake Eater three as

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the best of all three snake Eaters.

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I was going to send you something because I found

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the original promo for Joe Bob's Drive in where he

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talks about the Snake Eater Night coming out.

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Yeah, because he did the world cable television premiere two. Yeah,

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which is the worst one. Yeah, that's what you're saying.

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It's like slapsticky. It's very weird, the best.

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So I went down a rabbit hole because you've been

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talking about Joe Bob's driving So I've been looking at

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clips and stuff on YouTube, and I went down a

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rabbit hole of this guy that has hundreds of hundreds

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of Joe Bob's driving videos. And I watched a promo

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he did with Linda Blair. Oh yeah, where she where.

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He's like, we're gonna have Linda Blair mount. She's like

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a month, Like I didn't sign up for this. He's like,

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oh no, we already paid paid for the movies. We

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talked to your people like you're gonna be with us

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for a month, and she's like, oh, I don't have

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that much time.

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He was repossessed as one of the films he did

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on Linda Blair Month. Actually, last night I was rewatching

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old Joe Bob Drive ins, picking titles I'd never heard of. Yeah,

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and I it finally happened. I stumbled across a movie

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I vividly remembered catching on cable as a kid that

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I never found. What was it? The Harvest?

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It is a weird movie nineties.

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A nineteen ninety two or one, okay. It was a

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American Spanish American Mexican co production, and it features George

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Clooney in a very early role playing a seductive transvestite

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dancing in a cage pre.

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Return a living to a Return of the Killer Tomatoes.

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It's probably just after before General.

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Hospital and stuff.

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Yeah, yeah, okay, but it's it's starring it's from this,

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says ninety three. The lead actor is Miguel Ferrer. Oh shit,

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I love migil Fair. But it's like one of the

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only movies. He was the lead in Ever.

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Yeah that makes sense, well Nightflyer.

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Okay, no, no, you're right y. And actually his character

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reminds me a lot of his character in Night Flyer

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in this because he's a novelist, not a novelist, a

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screenwriter who is investigating a true crime story to write

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a screenplay for a sleazy Hollywood producer played perfectly by

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Harvey Firestein course, and he ends up getting into the underworld.

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Now I'm going to a full disclosure. This was literally

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last night. I didn't finish last thirty minutes yet watching

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those two, but he in the first thirty minutes he

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woke up without his kidney. He had his kidney stolen,

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and now he keeps trying to find who did this

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stuff to him. Another great cameo and is Tim Thomerson

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plays the gringo who runs the like grotto where all

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the tourists come in this little Mexican village. And he's

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hilarious because he's just like walking around in a robe

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with like his stomach that he's pushing it out to

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look fatter, and he's just like yeah, and like the

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kids come, like a bunch of little kids come and

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start like picking up his suitcases and like set them down,

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and they're like they're like now then now, then narrow,

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and he like he's like, just get the hell out

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of here, and they all run away and he goes

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good kids, like he's he really chews up every scene

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he's in. But it had two or three sequences that

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I remembered vividly seeing when I was a kid. But

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I know, I if I did finish the movie, I

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don't remember from back then. And this is the first

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time that's full blown happens since Dangerous Touch, But this

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is the first time it's happened completely. Like I wasn't

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trying to find anything. I was just watching random Joe

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Bob's driving. It happens.

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I mean, every once in a while when I show

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you something, it'll happen. Not often to a point that

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like it it's become a thing, but like there's been

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a few like Breakdown. I remember showing you break Down

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the first three minutes and you remembered it and stuff

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like that.

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I caught, Yeah you forgot sense this one, Like I

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didn't even I wasn't even looking for it. You know.

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I just there were a few like very specific sequences

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involving like a dog and a cat fighting and and

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and some other stuff that I was just like, do

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I know this? And then there's this this incredibly sleazy

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scene where he meets the woman who eventually helps steal

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his organs, where he's talking to a guy at the

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bar who's like super flamboyant and keeps hitting on him,

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and he keeps like, you know, just yeah, yeah yeah,

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and look at this girl. Yeah yeah, yeah, look at

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this girl. And then when he walks up to the girl,

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the gay guy walks up and takes an ice cube

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and drops it down her pants. He's like, this will help,

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and he's like, what the fuck is wrong with you?

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Go away? And then she like like uh, like moves

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and pulls it out and rubs it on her stomach

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and stuff, and then put puts it in the Miguel

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Farer's mouth, No, in his mouth, in the mouth. And

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I remembered that sequence vividly because I remembered it being

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pretty weird, I would say so for being like eight

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or nine years old and not really understanding so much,

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but no, so I'm like pumped to see where it

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goes because it was also not a bad one. I've

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also learned when you watch Joe Bob's drive in with

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very few exceptions, if he says this is a great movie,

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you're gonna have a really good time.

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I mean you prove that with introducing me to Lower

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Level this week.

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Oh phenomenal. That was heart out. I know, no, like

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it's so good.

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It's not listed, like the only the only reference to

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P two I found is in reviews for Lower Level,

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Like nobody has ever like referenced it in anything regarding

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And did you notice who wrote it? Uh huh Joel

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Swiss on the writer of REYNELM Street too, That's right. Yeah,

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it started the career for like several producers on that

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one too. Oh yeah, I think the director of photography

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on to do inception. It's so weird how dps are?

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Huh yeah, absolutely so, but no I bet but no,

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I was like mind blown that I found this one,

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movie to discover. But yeah, so it's been interesting. Another

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one that I watched was Easy Wheels. This one is

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like not available anywhere. And it was produced by Sam

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Rabie Raymie and written by Ivan and Sam Raimie. And

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it is a biker movie farce. It is literally it

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is literally like Airplane for biker movies. It's like super

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goofy humor, really weird and out there, pretty boring. It

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was during that brief period where Raymie was producing direct

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to video movies. It was really brief. I think he

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did like five or six because it ended around like

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he did Lunatics a love Story, He did Dead next

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Door Mental mil Down. No, that movie was a one

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that I hunted forever to find.

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Remember and you had told me about it, and then

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we pulled up that clip.

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Yeah, Well, I went on IMDb message boards and just said,

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does anyone know? All I remember is the guy's on

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a date and he keeps freaking out, and these hip

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hop guys starts saying, you're having a mental I said

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break down. Yeah, And so it was like this one,

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Lunatic's a love story. And then I kept confusing it

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for years with psychos in life, and then I finally

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found Lunatics a love story.

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Speaking of psychos in love, Galactic Jiggilow just hit streaming

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the other what's his name? The guy that directed Gorman

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Gorman something I can't remember his name was, but yeah,

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his other movie with cemetery high. I just hit streaming.

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Nice.

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I got the alert on my letterbox.

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Very nice. But yeah, so been a real Sophie's choice

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of weird shit, I.

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Would say so. But we saw some really cool shit

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on Sunday because we checked out the new Superman movie.

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Yeah, yeah, James Gunn's Superman, which I feel like the

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people who want this movie to be like extremely divisive

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are trying to do the thing where they just say

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it's very divisive, and I hear very few people actually

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like disliking it. Yeah, well, I've got to say that.

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Like I love the fact that Gunn did an interview

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like a week before it came out and basically like

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said that, you know, we don't have to see the

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origin stories for all these heroes again in the movies

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like they've been doing. Like I don't have to see

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the Pearls hit the ground and Batman's origin story of

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his mom, of his parents getting shot. I don't have

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to see Clark come to Earth in the spacecraft and whatnot.

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So the opening of Superman with all that text and

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then setting up and literally we're in the movie.

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I love that. Well, they did that with a couple

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other superhero movies recently where they just they it's the

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new spider Man. Yeah, yeah, they didn't. They just completely

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skip them getting bitten. Yeah, basically, so the one with Tom Holland,

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I'm pretty sure they skipped his origin, yeah, which I

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loved because like, we've seen it, We've seen it plenty. Yeah.

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Well, and that allowed us for to get literally right

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in the action, because I mean Superman starts and he's

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already just gotten beaten. A battle goes and heals again,

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and then it goes right back into battle and we

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meet Lex Luthor.

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thought was really funny was somebody said, he's supposed to

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be Superman. The whole movie is him getting his ass

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kicked and uh, And all I could think was like, Yeah,

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I want to go watch a movie where a guy

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just does everything and it goes great, yeah the whole time,

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and then and then just no, no, he just like, oh,

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a monster shows up and kills it. Bad guy comes,

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he kills him, kisses the girl, and then it ends

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right when he goes to take a shit, He's like,

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all right, now to take care of some business, and

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then the credits could roll as he's just knocking off

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a couple Kryptonian logs.

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Kryptonian logs.

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Yes, okay, Well it's like no, that's That's the thing though,

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is like sometimes people's complaints don't really fit the logic

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of being a human being, Like well, like, remember this

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is one of you, one of yours.

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Oh go ahead.

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No, it was about the speak No Evil. Yeah, it

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was about the trailer. Didn't like that they gave away

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so much in the trailer. Yeah, and and but my

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point was, well, if they don't give away that he

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starts turning psycho, then the trailers just so a family

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comes and meets a nice family and they have dinner together.

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But it is a horror movie. Come see it. Yeah,

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people would be like, uh, what you know, it's hard.

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It's hard though, I mean, trailers are a tricky thing.

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They are.

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But like, I think it's funny to compare trailers now

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to like, so I've got those trailer discompilations like Driving Delirium,

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Trailer Trauma, which I recommend highly if you're if you're

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a fan of literally sitting down and watching movie trailers,

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those collections are like six and a half hours, if

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not more sometimes sure, but it's hilarious to compare trailers

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now to what they used to be, because like, for

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the trailer, for example, I'll give like French Connection. French

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Connection is like a three minute trailer.

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You might have been watching an international trailer.

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It's possible, but I mean a lot of those older

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trailers did give away a lot and we're a lot longer.

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Yeah. Well, but but it is important, and this is

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a real thing that people don't understand, yeah a lot,

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and not just like you at home watching, but I

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mean like people making Blu rays and stuff will find

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a real that says like Jaws trailer, Yeah, and then

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it'll be three and a half minutes long. They'll just

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scan it and put it out into the world or

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put it on it as a special feature or whatever.

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And it's basically an international trailer is really a market trailer,

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and those always give away a ton more because they're

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really just a way for the buyers to watch a

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highlight reel of three minutes to hopefully just buy it

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without even having to screen it all the way, and it's.

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Usually all the juicy stuff so that they know what

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they're getting too.

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And usually it's not well connected, like it's not extremely

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well connected, like it won't it won't be perfectly like

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but I was kidnapped and you're like seeing the b

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roll as he's talking. It'll be just a really good scene,

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a really good scene, maybe a narrator or maybe text

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on the screen saying, like, you know, insane action, and

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then this thing, this thing, this thing. Usually if a

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trailer is like three minutes long, especially from back in

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the day, it's a market or international trailer. And you know,

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when people are restoring, especially these older, lesser known movies,

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they just see a reel with all the other reels

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that says so and so trailer, so they scan it

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and put it up. But I have noticed, especially places

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like Severn, they've started to really be good about putting

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like market trailer or international trailer.

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And that's the thing is like a lot of those

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places like severin Vincent Show will have the listing form

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like international trailer, VHS trailer like stuff like that.

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They'll label woman.

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So you know, but yeah, it's kind of funny because

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like going through a lot of older trailers because I

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just do sometimes he used to give away a lot

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more in my opinion.

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Well, they did a study, and this drives my friend's

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crazy when I explain this, because a lot of people

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are like, they gave away too much of the trailer.

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It's like, okay, I mean you're gonna see the movie. Yeah,

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it's not like they show you who the killer was

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or or you know, give away the last six minutes.

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But they did a study where they showed people movie

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trailers and then showed them one of the movies and

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did the testing, the test marketing that they normally do,

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but they didn't tell them. They just said we're gonna

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show you some trailers before the film. They didn't tell

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them you're going to see one of the films, and

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people tested highest on the scenes that were in the

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trailer bar nune.

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Oh.

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Now, part of that is because some of the scenes

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are the most exciting, but it's also because you're setting

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an expectation. Because imagine this for all the people that

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get mad, like did you give away too much of

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the trailer? Imagine this for a second. How many people

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watch a movie and get mad because that scene wasn't

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in the movie I saw on the trailer.

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Which is very common back then too, especially.

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Well, and it happens now too. I mean that happened

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with Joker too. There were several like little sequences that

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ended up being cut from the movie in the olden days.

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You know, when you were cutting a lower budget movie

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in the sixty seventies eighties, you would use outtakes in

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the trailer always save money, because you would have to

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make a copy of a scene in order to create

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so you would use alternate takes, you would use alternate whatever,

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You would use something right before a line flubbed in

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order to save some money. That's a very very common well.

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And also it's hilarious too because the amount of scenes

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and trailers that are not in the movie the theatrical

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version will say, will show up in the TV cuts sometimes,

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or the TV cuts will have you know, twenty extra

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minutes sometimes.

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Oh yeah, because you've got to fit the timeslot properly

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so that they can fit enough ads and interstitials and

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stuff like that.

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Because Uncle Buck still has multitude of scenes missing to

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this day. Apparently that are some that are in the

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trailer and some that are on the TV cut.

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Sure well, The most famous TV cut I think in

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the world is Halloween's TV cut because it had way

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more stuff which they actually shot while shooting Halloween two,

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which Halloween two also has a really good TV cut. Yeah,

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because they knew, I mean back then licensing like Halloween

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to I think it was NBC or one of it

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was ABC, NBC one of them. I mean, that's like

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millions of dollars.

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Halloween two's TV cut, though, really doesn't make me laugh

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because they take some liberties with some things because I'm

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the one that always come The two that always come

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to mine are the scene when he goes into the

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couple's house to get the knife and leeds on the

469
00:21:00.519 --> 00:21:03.160
cutting board. On the TV cut when she turns around

470
00:21:03.160 --> 00:21:04.680
and screams, and like they normally have the shot of

471
00:21:04.720 --> 00:21:06.720
her reaching in the blood, there's a still frame of

472
00:21:06.759 --> 00:21:08.720
Michael in the scene when he kills the nurse in

473
00:21:08.759 --> 00:21:09.279
the hot tub.

474
00:21:10.240 --> 00:21:13.240
Well, you know what, Dave, they're not wizards.

475
00:21:13.319 --> 00:21:16.400
The other one is Jimmy doesn't find miss Alves and

476
00:21:16.400 --> 00:21:18.839
the TV cut the explosion is what knocks him out.

477
00:21:19.680 --> 00:21:23.480
Nice. Yeah, well it was tough. Well, and and also

478
00:21:23.559 --> 00:21:26.279
you know, they don't want the audience to feel like

479
00:21:26.319 --> 00:21:29.279
they're being ripped off, like, because that's the other things

480
00:21:29.279 --> 00:21:31.200
when people say, like why is the TV cut different,

481
00:21:31.880 --> 00:21:34.720
It's like, well, they could just put a big black

482
00:21:34.759 --> 00:21:37.559
box over the violence or whatever, but then you would

483
00:21:37.640 --> 00:21:40.559
feel like you're jypped out of what you're trying.

484
00:21:40.400 --> 00:21:42.079
To watch, or you're watching storytelling.

485
00:21:43.079 --> 00:21:47.440
That's a hilarious story telling. No, but but yeah, so,

486
00:21:47.559 --> 00:21:51.119
like I think one of my favorite examples was on

487
00:21:51.359 --> 00:21:54.599
Return of the Living Dead, they had that I forget

488
00:21:54.640 --> 00:21:57.279
what suicide had on his back jacket, but it was

489
00:21:57.759 --> 00:22:00.680
like a ton of swear words. Yeah, and they shot

490
00:22:00.680 --> 00:22:02.400
every scene where you could see his back again with

491
00:22:02.480 --> 00:22:05.680
the same jacket but it said TV version written on it.

492
00:22:05.799 --> 00:22:08.440
That's funny. That's really funny.

493
00:22:08.759 --> 00:22:10.839
Yeah, because I know the one that I always think

494
00:22:10.880 --> 00:22:13.079
of two is in the Bird Cage when they show

495
00:22:13.119 --> 00:22:15.680
the shot of Hanka's area a Zacadora cleaning the pool

496
00:22:15.720 --> 00:22:18.519
out with the the a thong that it's a speedo on.

497
00:22:18.880 --> 00:22:20.839
They drew shorts on him in the amc versus.

498
00:22:20.839 --> 00:22:23.200
It's hilarious when they do that. No, there's been a

499
00:22:23.279 --> 00:22:26.480
lot of that over the years. Die Hard with a Vengeance.

500
00:22:26.519 --> 00:22:29.000
Oh yeah, he's wearing that shirt that says I hate

501
00:22:29.000 --> 00:22:32.359
and then a very offensive word towards black people. Not

502
00:22:32.400 --> 00:22:34.599
sure it's a sandwich or sorry, sandwich pard. Yeah, he's

503
00:22:34.640 --> 00:22:36.640
wearing a sandwich board that says that, and on the

504
00:22:36.680 --> 00:22:39.640
TV version it just says I hate everybody or everyone

505
00:22:39.720 --> 00:22:42.480
or whichever, which which is funny though, because then when

506
00:22:42.519 --> 00:22:45.920
you watch the TV version, it feels like they live

507
00:22:45.960 --> 00:22:48.480
in like an alternate, like hyper violent universe, because it's

508
00:22:48.480 --> 00:22:50.640
like he's wearing a sandwich bar that says I hate everyone.

509
00:22:50.880 --> 00:22:52.920
Called the police. It's like, call the police, somebody's got

510
00:22:52.920 --> 00:22:55.559
about to get murdered. It's like, uh, well, in the

511
00:22:55.599 --> 00:23:00.480
original context, I believed that, Yeah, in this one, walking

512
00:23:00.519 --> 00:23:03.039
through Harlem with a sandwich board that just says I

513
00:23:03.079 --> 00:23:06.039
hate everyone. I feel like they sell those on the corner.

514
00:23:07.480 --> 00:23:11.240
But no, going back to Superman, I think one of

515
00:23:11.240 --> 00:23:14.319
my favorite things about this version and Gaven, Like again,

516
00:23:14.319 --> 00:23:16.960
I've only seen Christopher Reeves version once now, but what

517
00:23:17.039 --> 00:23:21.079
I loved about this version was there's so much gun gets.

518
00:23:21.119 --> 00:23:23.920
This thing that is that has to do with background.

519
00:23:24.480 --> 00:23:26.599
Stuff that happens in the background in this movie especially

520
00:23:26.759 --> 00:23:31.240
is hilarious. The scene when Clark is in his apartment

521
00:23:31.240 --> 00:23:33.599
and Lewis is there and they're fighting that giant squid

522
00:23:33.640 --> 00:23:34.160
in the background.

523
00:23:34.200 --> 00:23:37.519
Yeah, there's an inner dimensional monster being fought by other

524
00:23:37.599 --> 00:23:40.319
superheroes in the background. As they're talking and she's like,

525
00:23:40.359 --> 00:23:42.960
do you like briefly, she goes, should you help them out?

526
00:23:42.960 --> 00:23:45.920
He's like, oh, they've got got that. But he doesn't

527
00:23:45.960 --> 00:23:47.839
even say it like funny. He just means he's like, well,

528
00:23:47.839 --> 00:23:49.680
they've got this, Yeah, we need to talk. You know.

529
00:23:49.960 --> 00:23:54.200
It's very very fun. But it wasn't super crazy jokey, no,

530
00:23:54.599 --> 00:23:56.839
but it had a lot of levity. But you know

531
00:23:56.880 --> 00:24:00.079
what I thought was really impressive for James gun And

532
00:24:00.279 --> 00:24:03.039
I saw what he was doing when the movie was

533
00:24:03.119 --> 00:24:06.279
over and the credits were rolling, and I noticed, after

534
00:24:06.400 --> 00:24:10.880
you know, a three minute scroll of effects artists, we

535
00:24:11.319 --> 00:24:16.799
got to the soundtrack listing. Yeah, four songs, yes, in

536
00:24:16.839 --> 00:24:19.960
the whole film. Four Now that doesn't include the original score.

537
00:24:20.319 --> 00:24:24.599
Four songs. Yeah. I thought that was quite a flex

538
00:24:25.359 --> 00:24:30.359
because he's famous for working popular music into I mean,

539
00:24:30.400 --> 00:24:33.480
like to the point where one of my favorite things

540
00:24:33.599 --> 00:24:36.359
about Guardians of the Galaxy is the soundtrack.

541
00:24:36.440 --> 00:24:39.079
See I love the Suicide Squad. When they when you

542
00:24:39.160 --> 00:24:41.319
open with the Suicide Squad getting wiped out and then

543
00:24:41.359 --> 00:24:43.440
they go to the people that died by the Jim

544
00:24:43.519 --> 00:24:44.119
Carroll ban.

545
00:24:44.119 --> 00:24:46.359
Oh sure, but but I mean when I say I

546
00:24:46.359 --> 00:24:48.640
love the soundtrack Galaxy, I mean like I literally like

547
00:24:48.720 --> 00:24:50.839
listen to or just that I have the soundtrack I

548
00:24:50.880 --> 00:24:53.000
listened to in the car. But no, you're right, like

549
00:24:53.119 --> 00:24:55.559
he has a really great way of picking popular music.

550
00:24:56.400 --> 00:24:58.680
He did that with Peacemaker, had a lot of really

551
00:24:58.720 --> 00:24:59.960
great uses of popular meat.

552
00:25:00.000 --> 00:25:02.799
He was I think even Slither did too, probably but.

553
00:25:02.720 --> 00:25:05.400
He probably couldn't afford that much pop ups. So my

554
00:25:05.400 --> 00:25:07.519
point is, though, so to do Superman one of the

555
00:25:07.519 --> 00:25:10.279
biggest budget, biggest superhero movies of all time, where he's

556
00:25:10.279 --> 00:25:12.319
famous for doing that, and then he didn't do it,

557
00:25:13.440 --> 00:25:16.200
and I didn't notice. The only reason I noticed was

558
00:25:16.200 --> 00:25:18.440
that it was such a short credit listing. There's only

559
00:25:18.480 --> 00:25:23.359
four That's why I went, WHOA, there was like one band,

560
00:25:24.279 --> 00:25:29.279
Oh yeah, crab Crabs, Killer grab Joys, Crabjoy a Mighty

561
00:25:29.279 --> 00:25:33.920
crab Joy which they played the song. So I really

562
00:25:34.000 --> 00:25:35.400
enjoyed it. I had a really good time with it.

563
00:25:35.480 --> 00:25:39.160
I'm not a particular Superman fane, and honestly, the biggest

564
00:25:39.160 --> 00:25:41.400
criticism I've heard were just people saying like it was

565
00:25:41.440 --> 00:25:43.960
a pretty good Superman movie. I've heard a lot of

566
00:25:43.960 --> 00:25:47.319
people say, like, love the Superman. The movie was fine,

567
00:25:47.359 --> 00:25:49.160
but the Superman was great. Superman is great.

568
00:25:49.200 --> 00:25:52.240
I think David uh is it corn sweat or Karin

569
00:25:52.319 --> 00:25:55.440
sweat corn something? Yeah, korn sweat, I think is how

570
00:25:55.440 --> 00:25:56.079
you pronounce it.

571
00:25:56.720 --> 00:25:57.880
But he was great.

572
00:25:58.119 --> 00:26:00.720
Rachel Brashonam was great, and Nick this whole, as Lex

573
00:26:00.799 --> 00:26:02.599
Luthor is fan fucking tastic.

574
00:26:02.720 --> 00:26:05.960
Did you see Gun said how he discovered the guy

575
00:26:06.000 --> 00:26:09.039
he played that played Superman in Pearl? Yeah, so that's

576
00:26:09.079 --> 00:26:10.799
how he discovered him, was watching Pearl.

577
00:26:10.880 --> 00:26:12.839
And also we got to say Crypto, you know, steals

578
00:26:12.880 --> 00:26:13.400
the show too.

579
00:26:13.519 --> 00:26:15.960
Oh the dog, Yes, yeah, no, the dog is pretty

580
00:26:16.079 --> 00:26:17.880
pretty fun and great, Like the.

581
00:26:17.960 --> 00:26:19.720
Use of Crypto is fantastic.

582
00:26:19.839 --> 00:26:22.839
Yeah, well much, which is a thing with Gun, especially

583
00:26:22.839 --> 00:26:25.359
in these big, big movies like Guardians of the Galaxy

584
00:26:25.359 --> 00:26:28.640
and stuff. He loves to take any anything you see

585
00:26:29.240 --> 00:26:32.160
and pay it off later. He's very obsessive with it. Yeah,

586
00:26:32.200 --> 00:26:37.480
so Crypto's initially humorous ways pay off later in a

587
00:26:37.480 --> 00:26:40.720
big way. So it is nice because it also makes

588
00:26:40.759 --> 00:26:42.880
you feel less like you're getting just a ton of

589
00:26:43.680 --> 00:26:47.200
you know, fan service or whatever, and instead you're getting

590
00:26:47.240 --> 00:26:50.240
like an actual attempt at telling a story. Yeah. So,

591
00:26:50.440 --> 00:26:53.240
and I'm a sucker for anything with the Kent, with

592
00:26:53.359 --> 00:26:56.640
the Superman's human parents, they always make me happy. Yeah.

593
00:26:56.680 --> 00:26:59.799
Oh, and the the the Kansas family in this one

594
00:27:00.079 --> 00:27:05.279
so freaking heart melting, heart melting, heart melting. They're not heartwarming,

595
00:27:05.279 --> 00:27:06.000
they're heart melting.

596
00:27:06.720 --> 00:27:10.359
Okay, but no, so, I I mean I would go

597
00:27:10.400 --> 00:27:12.079
see it again. Oh yeah, I really liked it. I

598
00:27:12.119 --> 00:27:13.319
want to I want to go see it again.

599
00:27:13.359 --> 00:27:15.799
Already I was ready to watch it again when we

600
00:27:15.799 --> 00:27:17.759
were done in that first time seeing it.

601
00:27:18.160 --> 00:27:20.880
Yeah, me too, No, honestly, like I would have even

602
00:27:20.920 --> 00:27:22.880
considered if I hadn't had to work. Yeah.

603
00:27:22.920 --> 00:27:25.519
But we also just got back this evening from seeing

604
00:27:25.599 --> 00:27:28.039
I Know What You Did Last Summer twenty twenty five, Yes,

605
00:27:28.279 --> 00:27:29.680
the Legacy sequel.

606
00:27:29.279 --> 00:27:32.160
The Legacy sequel to I Know What You Did Last Summer,

607
00:27:32.599 --> 00:27:35.480
which may sound familiar because we just recently talked about

608
00:27:35.559 --> 00:27:37.599
I Still Know What You Did Last Summer the sequel,

609
00:27:37.720 --> 00:27:43.319
and I appreciated the nods which slowly got more. Yeah.

610
00:27:43.559 --> 00:27:45.039
Well, I mean, if you want to have a great

611
00:27:45.079 --> 00:27:46.799
time with I Know What You Did Last Summer twenty

612
00:27:46.799 --> 00:27:49.759
twenty five. Just drink every time they say nineteen ninety seven,

613
00:27:51.039 --> 00:27:51.559
you'll get.

614
00:27:51.400 --> 00:27:53.680
Pretty slosh, You'll get pretty slash, get pretty slosh.

615
00:27:53.799 --> 00:27:58.720
Yeah, but no, I thought over So, for those who

616
00:27:58.720 --> 00:28:01.640
are not aware, basic what's happening in this one is

617
00:28:01.640 --> 00:28:03.839
you've got another group of teens that get involved in

618
00:28:03.839 --> 00:28:06.920
an accident that causes the life loss of somebody, and

619
00:28:07.079 --> 00:28:09.920
now a year later they are haunted again by somebody

620
00:28:09.960 --> 00:28:11.240
sending notes. It says, I still know what you did

621
00:28:11.319 --> 00:28:14.359
last summer and I know, yeah, and a murder they're saying,

622
00:28:14.359 --> 00:28:15.880
I know what you did less summer.

623
00:28:16.039 --> 00:28:17.720
I still know. That's the next one.

624
00:28:17.759 --> 00:28:20.559
Yeah, I know, but yeah, but no, and then a

625
00:28:20.640 --> 00:28:23.240
murder happens, and then there's a whole What I liked

626
00:28:23.240 --> 00:28:26.200
about this version of the story was there was a

627
00:28:26.240 --> 00:28:29.279
whole addition to the fact that they are trying to

628
00:28:29.319 --> 00:28:31.799
completely and did wipe away everything that happened in the

629
00:28:31.839 --> 00:28:33.599
ninety seven for Southport.

630
00:28:34.079 --> 00:28:36.480
Yeah yeah, they like the town itself, has tried really

631
00:28:36.480 --> 00:28:40.440
hard to forget for lots of reasons. Yep, which is

632
00:28:40.440 --> 00:28:42.119
not an uncommon trope.

633
00:28:42.200 --> 00:28:46.279
No can't force screen oh well yeah, or Halloween Halloween, Yeah,

634
00:28:46.319 --> 00:28:46.720
I mean.

635
00:28:46.599 --> 00:28:49.359
Not just the Gordon Green. But I mean, like in

636
00:28:49.440 --> 00:28:51.839
Halloween four, it's like they are in Halloween six. It's

637
00:28:51.839 --> 00:28:54.759
like they banned Halloween for a while and stuff like that.

638
00:28:54.640 --> 00:28:56.200
And yet in Halloween four you can still buy that

639
00:28:56.240 --> 00:28:57.680
mask in stores, still one of my.

640
00:28:57.640 --> 00:28:59.960
Biggest well, and Halloween four they still had Halloween.

641
00:28:59.680 --> 00:29:02.359
Yes, but they also still sold Michael's mask in stores

642
00:29:02.400 --> 00:29:03.680
because that's how he gets his mask.

643
00:29:03.880 --> 00:29:06.599
Yeah. No, that's a lazy move. I mean, although it

644
00:29:06.640 --> 00:29:08.920
is just a plain Jane mask, you could argue that

645
00:29:08.960 --> 00:29:12.000
it's like it's just a mask that's ubiquitous in that universe.

646
00:29:12.079 --> 00:29:15.200
So why is there so much blood on the ambulance

647
00:29:15.440 --> 00:29:17.599
not inside the ms. There's plenty of blood in the ambulance,

648
00:29:17.640 --> 00:29:20.039
but there's so much blood on the ambulance in that movie.

649
00:29:20.200 --> 00:29:21.519
You're talking about Halloween four?

650
00:29:22.039 --> 00:29:27.279
Still, Yes, let's talk about Halloween five instead. No, fuck you,

651
00:29:27.519 --> 00:29:28.160
there we go.

652
00:29:28.640 --> 00:29:31.000
But yeah, I know what you did last summer. I

653
00:29:31.039 --> 00:29:33.359
thought it was fun. It takes a lot of big swings,

654
00:29:34.160 --> 00:29:36.880
especially with its legacy characters. That's all I'm going to

655
00:29:36.920 --> 00:29:39.359
say on that, But overall, I had fun with it.

656
00:29:39.400 --> 00:29:43.519
I think it will definitely it'll definitely divide fans you're either.

657
00:29:43.319 --> 00:29:44.480
Gonna love it or hate it. I don't think there's

658
00:29:44.480 --> 00:29:49.920
gonna be an in between. Yeah. I think I didn't

659
00:29:49.960 --> 00:29:53.720
hate it by any stretch. But we've had the bar

660
00:29:53.920 --> 00:29:56.960
set very high with some recent Legacy sequels over the

661
00:29:57.039 --> 00:30:00.319
last five ten years. Yeah, I did not. I feel

662
00:30:00.359 --> 00:30:03.720
like this one had the oomph. I did not get

663
00:30:03.759 --> 00:30:08.000
the vibe that whoever wrote that like really was into

664
00:30:08.039 --> 00:30:10.640
the lore of I know what you did last summer.

665
00:30:10.720 --> 00:30:13.079
It felt like there were really strong scenes and you

666
00:30:13.160 --> 00:30:14.720
and I were talking about this off Mike a little bit.

667
00:30:14.759 --> 00:30:18.920
But like the last twenty minutes did some really odd

668
00:30:19.000 --> 00:30:20.480
choices with its characters.

669
00:30:20.680 --> 00:30:20.960
Yeah.

670
00:30:21.000 --> 00:30:24.680
And also the post credit sequence is a very big swing.

671
00:30:25.799 --> 00:30:29.240
Yeah. I mean, well, I would I would not be

672
00:30:29.400 --> 00:30:32.000
shocked in the least if that was decided to be

673
00:30:32.079 --> 00:30:37.440
done after the fact. Because the other thing the movie

674
00:30:37.559 --> 00:30:40.920
did was it had a little bit of a schizophrenicness

675
00:30:41.039 --> 00:30:43.759
about how much of a fan service it wanted to be.

676
00:30:44.400 --> 00:30:47.200
Sometimes it wanted to be a big fan service, and

677
00:30:47.319 --> 00:30:48.960
other times it did not want to be a fan

678
00:30:49.079 --> 00:30:52.599
service much at all. I loved all the fake outs.

679
00:30:52.640 --> 00:30:54.720
I would say that the first ten or fifteen minutes

680
00:30:54.720 --> 00:30:57.400
of it was extremely strong. Yeah, with the way they

681
00:30:57.440 --> 00:31:01.119
were playing with your expectations, because it is isn't a remake,

682
00:31:01.279 --> 00:31:05.559
no not, it's a retread. Yeah, so you're expecting kind

683
00:31:05.640 --> 00:31:07.359
of the exact same thing, and then they're like, no, no, no,

684
00:31:07.440 --> 00:31:08.920
why would you get the exact same thing. We're not

685
00:31:08.960 --> 00:31:09.960
giving you the exactly well, and.

686
00:31:10.039 --> 00:31:12.200
It doesn't have your normal beats as a slasher movie.

687
00:31:12.279 --> 00:31:14.720
They really kind of sold you out a little bit

688
00:31:14.839 --> 00:31:17.119
on when the kills were going to happen, and like

689
00:31:17.200 --> 00:31:18.640
they would wrap it, some of them would just come

690
00:31:18.640 --> 00:31:20.279
out of nowhere like where you're just be like, oh shit,

691
00:31:20.359 --> 00:31:21.039
this is happening now.

692
00:31:21.079 --> 00:31:23.400
Okay. Well that also was because I thought they had

693
00:31:23.559 --> 00:31:25.799
an immense amount of red herrings. They absolutely did, and

694
00:31:26.279 --> 00:31:29.200
so they had to kind of make sure that if

695
00:31:29.279 --> 00:31:31.400
they had somebody on screen that they were trying to

696
00:31:31.440 --> 00:31:33.720
make you wonder was the killer. Yeah, they didn't want

697
00:31:33.799 --> 00:31:36.680
them to be stalked and killed because that would ruin

698
00:31:36.720 --> 00:31:38.160
the surprise of like, oh, I guess they aren't the

699
00:31:38.240 --> 00:31:40.240
killer because they just got a hook through their neck.

700
00:31:40.359 --> 00:31:40.519
Yeah.

701
00:31:40.799 --> 00:31:43.119
So I liked that. I thought that was all handled

702
00:31:43.160 --> 00:31:47.240
really well. I didn't find it until the end. It

703
00:31:47.400 --> 00:31:50.920
wasn't particularly cringey. Yeah, it got kind of cringey towards

704
00:31:50.920 --> 00:31:51.119
the end.

705
00:31:51.160 --> 00:31:53.440
Like I said, like the last twenty minutes, it's a

706
00:31:53.519 --> 00:31:56.440
bit make or break. I think what I really really

707
00:31:56.599 --> 00:31:59.680
liked about about this movie as a whole was that

708
00:31:59.839 --> 00:32:03.759
it did give due respect to its original predecessor. They did,

709
00:32:03.920 --> 00:32:06.400
you know, the legacy sequel characters are not help all

710
00:32:06.440 --> 00:32:08.400
will say it again, they're not Texas Chainsaw and Sally

711
00:32:08.440 --> 00:32:10.839
Hartstey Like they didn't know that was rough, that was rough.

712
00:32:11.079 --> 00:32:14.960
No, they really sprinkled the the legacy characters in here

713
00:32:15.039 --> 00:32:17.440
and there, Yeah, which also kind of annoyed me because

714
00:32:17.440 --> 00:32:19.720
they end up playing a major role in the in

715
00:32:19.839 --> 00:32:22.799
the hole of Everything. Yeah, but they're just barely there. Yeah.

716
00:32:24.079 --> 00:32:26.079
But and I mean, and you know, I'm not gonna

717
00:32:26.160 --> 00:32:28.759
spoil it, but there are some surprises too, for sure

718
00:32:28.799 --> 00:32:29.240
for fans.

719
00:32:29.400 --> 00:32:31.200
It's just there's this part a part of me where

720
00:32:31.240 --> 00:32:34.720
it's like, Okay, on one hand, you're cashing in on

721
00:32:34.799 --> 00:32:38.200
the name, you're cashing in on the concept. So do

722
00:32:38.319 --> 00:32:41.359
you want to just give us Freddie Prinz and and

723
00:32:41.559 --> 00:32:44.119
Jennifer Love hewittt running around in the rain again? Yeah?

724
00:32:44.160 --> 00:32:46.880
Like because we all loved it, Yeah, or do you

725
00:32:46.960 --> 00:32:49.319
want to give us something totally new? And it felt

726
00:32:49.400 --> 00:32:54.519
like almost like they were beholden to keeping the legacy

727
00:32:54.640 --> 00:32:56.359
characters in the game here and there.

728
00:32:56.519 --> 00:32:58.400
Well, and I'm gonna I'm gonna say this too, I

729
00:32:58.480 --> 00:33:00.680
think that the new crop of characters, they weren't bad,

730
00:33:00.759 --> 00:33:04.440
but I remember two of their names out of all

731
00:33:04.519 --> 00:33:05.480
the ones that we were given.

732
00:33:05.640 --> 00:33:08.960
My only problem with the well, my biggest problem with

733
00:33:09.039 --> 00:33:12.799
the characters were yeah, they were a little light. Yeah.

734
00:33:14.000 --> 00:33:16.440
Even the main character didn't really have a lot to her,

735
00:33:16.720 --> 00:33:18.839
Like I mentioned how we like basically because at one

736
00:33:18.880 --> 00:33:21.359
point when when things were kind of happening, I was like,

737
00:33:21.559 --> 00:33:23.400
do she have any family or anything? Because it never

738
00:33:23.440 --> 00:33:25.319
referenced like my mom or my dad or anything. But

739
00:33:25.400 --> 00:33:28.279
she's at her hometown from college. You'd think there'd be

740
00:33:28.359 --> 00:33:31.000
somebody there, yeah, other than her, you know how old

741
00:33:31.079 --> 00:33:31.759
high school friends.

742
00:33:31.839 --> 00:33:34.480
And I thought more of the town lore would come

743
00:33:34.880 --> 00:33:37.240
come about, but I guess it just they kind of

744
00:33:37.319 --> 00:33:38.519
just threw you some fake outs.

745
00:33:38.680 --> 00:33:40.759
More so well, because there'sn't really a town lore. It's

746
00:33:40.799 --> 00:33:42.960
just it was a normal town and then murder happened,

747
00:33:42.960 --> 00:33:45.160
and then some people were covering it up. They did

748
00:33:45.319 --> 00:33:49.480
make it seem like it was lascivious but not. But

749
00:33:49.599 --> 00:33:52.400
it wasn't exactly so, which I like that too. I

750
00:33:52.480 --> 00:33:54.680
mean it was a good who'd done it? Yeah, enough

751
00:33:54.920 --> 00:33:55.799
of a good who done it?

752
00:33:55.920 --> 00:33:58.279
Yeah? Was it?

753
00:33:58.359 --> 00:34:01.160
There was one other thing like, yeah, I think the end.

754
00:34:01.640 --> 00:34:04.880
It ended kind of rough. It felt kind of like

755
00:34:04.920 --> 00:34:07.000
it had been meddled with, ye, but I can't lie.

756
00:34:07.160 --> 00:34:09.440
Like when you mentioned that the lead actress was the

757
00:34:09.519 --> 00:34:12.159
lead in Bodies Bodies Bodies, my first thought was, Man,

758
00:34:12.159 --> 00:34:14.039
why didn't they get the people who made Bodies Bodies

759
00:34:14.119 --> 00:34:16.199
Bodies to make I know what you did last summer?

760
00:34:16.599 --> 00:34:19.920
Like why not get something? Because they kind of handed

761
00:34:20.159 --> 00:34:22.719
like an upstart team who had done some Marvel movies

762
00:34:22.760 --> 00:34:25.440
and stuff as writers, and and all I could think

763
00:34:25.559 --> 00:34:27.280
was like, man, you know, they couldn't have grabbed like

764
00:34:28.159 --> 00:34:30.079
I don't know, just somebody who had had like a

765
00:34:30.599 --> 00:34:33.119
like a surprise, like an a twenty four person yeah,

766
00:34:33.480 --> 00:34:36.119
or a neon. They're having you know, the Neon people

767
00:34:36.199 --> 00:34:38.119
are having a lot of luck, Like you couldn't have

768
00:34:38.159 --> 00:34:41.000
got like the people who did Cuckoo. That could have

769
00:34:41.039 --> 00:34:42.400
been interesting. I don't know what it would have been.

770
00:34:42.480 --> 00:34:45.199
I'm just saying, like that part felt a little bit

771
00:34:45.239 --> 00:34:47.400
more like, I don't know, it just didn't feel like

772
00:34:47.559 --> 00:34:49.960
I would be curious what the pitch would have been. Yeah,

773
00:34:50.000 --> 00:34:53.360
because it didn't feel like there was a big swing.

774
00:34:53.679 --> 00:34:55.239
I think about what they were going to do with it.

775
00:34:55.400 --> 00:34:58.280
I think there's definitely some studio meddling in it by far.

776
00:34:58.400 --> 00:35:01.480
With the ending, I would say, because yeah, there's just

777
00:35:01.760 --> 00:35:03.440
like I said, it just takes some swings. But no,

778
00:35:03.599 --> 00:35:05.360
I think it's absolutely worth the watch. I don't think

779
00:35:05.360 --> 00:35:06.159
it's bad per se.

780
00:35:06.360 --> 00:35:08.880
I enjoyed it. I think if you're a fan of

781
00:35:08.920 --> 00:35:10.760
the series, you'll find things to pick out of it

782
00:35:10.840 --> 00:35:12.440
to enjoy if you don't enjoy the movie as a whole.

783
00:35:12.840 --> 00:35:15.719
The only other problem I had with it was the

784
00:35:16.280 --> 00:35:19.239
best friend of the main character, the rich blonde girl. Yeah,

785
00:35:21.119 --> 00:35:25.239
like we all like a bubble head or an air

786
00:35:25.280 --> 00:35:29.760
ahead character to chuckle with, but like she could qualify

787
00:35:30.000 --> 00:35:34.000
for disability. She was so stupid. Yeah, like her IQ.

788
00:35:35.719 --> 00:35:39.679
I mean, if like is not high enough to you know,

789
00:35:39.960 --> 00:35:43.400
pass a class, like it's it's gotta be sub sixty.

790
00:35:43.559 --> 00:35:46.719
Like she just there were just all these silly There

791
00:35:46.800 --> 00:35:48.920
was a part where she's just like her you know,

792
00:35:48.960 --> 00:35:50.960
doesn't spoil much, but like her ex boyfriend is over

793
00:35:51.159 --> 00:35:53.280
and like some people have been murdered around her, and

794
00:35:53.360 --> 00:35:55.159
then it's like, do you want to cuddle with me?

795
00:35:55.239 --> 00:35:57.400
I don't know, And I'm like, that was a day ago.

796
00:35:57.559 --> 00:35:59.039
Well I saw a murder. I'll put it.

797
00:35:59.039 --> 00:36:01.159
I'll put this out there, not necessarily a spoiler. But

798
00:36:01.199 --> 00:36:03.000
then you have the scene where the guy goes into

799
00:36:03.119 --> 00:36:05.440
the steam room and the glass is written and says

800
00:36:05.480 --> 00:36:07.480
you're next. And then what's he doing. He's just sitting

801
00:36:07.480 --> 00:36:10.440
on a dock drinking beers, like not even his doc,

802
00:36:10.599 --> 00:36:13.639
his doc, but still like he's not even buckling down

803
00:36:13.920 --> 00:36:15.039
or batting down the hatches are.

804
00:36:15.000 --> 00:36:17.000
Well, the fact that he was in a steam room alone, I.

805
00:36:17.000 --> 00:36:18.719
Mean there's that, yeah, But I mean at the same time,

806
00:36:18.760 --> 00:36:20.440
when you get a message that says you're next, I

807
00:36:20.480 --> 00:36:22.320
would think you would do something.

808
00:36:23.280 --> 00:36:26.000
Yeah. They were not the smartest characters, and I think

809
00:36:26.079 --> 00:36:28.000
that's what got it kind of cringey later on, was

810
00:36:28.039 --> 00:36:30.199
that some of the characters were all of a sudden

811
00:36:30.320 --> 00:36:33.440
being very smart or well they were trying to be

812
00:36:33.559 --> 00:36:36.320
very smart, and I was just like, I don't buy it.

813
00:36:36.519 --> 00:36:38.639
Well, and it also did one of my least favorite

814
00:36:38.639 --> 00:36:40.880
trips that I talked about last week where once the Killer.

815
00:36:40.880 --> 00:36:46.159
The killers really psycho. Yeah, the killer all along. Yeah,

816
00:36:46.360 --> 00:36:49.119
I looked at you when the killer started talking like that.

817
00:36:49.719 --> 00:36:51.840
And although that gives a spoiler, the killer is the

818
00:36:51.920 --> 00:36:55.119
ability to speak, I spoiled the whole movie. No, but

819
00:36:55.679 --> 00:36:59.119
but it was a fun time. I will be very

820
00:36:59.239 --> 00:37:02.559
curious to see how how it does. Yeah, same because

821
00:37:04.679 --> 00:37:07.239
I don't think it's gonna do well. But I could

822
00:37:07.320 --> 00:37:09.679
be wrong because we saw it preview night. Yeah, so

823
00:37:10.480 --> 00:37:13.559
by the time this airs, it'll be opening weekend will

824
00:37:13.559 --> 00:37:14.719
be over, and we could be wrong.

825
00:37:14.719 --> 00:37:16.159
I think this is second preview night because I think

826
00:37:16.159 --> 00:37:16.840
it actually did.

827
00:37:16.880 --> 00:37:18.880
Drop last night. Why would it drop last night?

828
00:37:18.960 --> 00:37:21.880
I had friends that went and saw it. I don't

829
00:37:21.880 --> 00:37:23.559
know if it was just special or what it was,

830
00:37:23.639 --> 00:37:26.599
but I had a couple friends. I mean around here, yeah, Cincinnati.

831
00:37:27.079 --> 00:37:30.119
Hm, I don't know. Because there's no holiday weekend, so

832
00:37:30.519 --> 00:37:33.519
previews were today. That's why it only started at five o'clock. Yeah,

833
00:37:33.760 --> 00:37:36.880
but we we went to a five thirty pm show. Yeah,

834
00:37:36.920 --> 00:37:38.880
and we were like two of like four people in

835
00:37:38.960 --> 00:37:42.440
the whole theater, which doesn't isn't great, but it doesn't

836
00:37:42.480 --> 00:37:44.360
mean anything because more people are gonna come to eight o'clock,

837
00:37:44.440 --> 00:37:45.360
nine o'clock, ten o'clock.

838
00:37:45.360 --> 00:37:46.840
I can't remember the last time that we had a

839
00:37:46.880 --> 00:37:50.480
preview screening that was like legitimately packed. Recently, I would say,

840
00:37:53.079 --> 00:37:54.440
I don't know, yeah, anything.

841
00:37:54.519 --> 00:37:56.440
It's been a little while. But well, we also don't

842
00:37:56.480 --> 00:37:58.599
go to a lot of preview screening, I mean, not eve.

843
00:37:58.760 --> 00:38:00.960
We mostly we mostly go the Tuesday after opening.

844
00:38:02.639 --> 00:38:05.079
Yeah, yeah, but no, I had fun with it. I'll

845
00:38:05.119 --> 00:38:07.440
be curious to see how it does. And if you

846
00:38:07.679 --> 00:38:09.239
enjoyed it, feel free to write us in and let

847
00:38:09.320 --> 00:38:10.360
us know what you thought of it too.

848
00:38:10.639 --> 00:38:14.000
Yeah, I guess I'll give the email address. You're just like, no, no,

849
00:38:14.239 --> 00:38:16.880
just write us, Just write us. That's do you even

850
00:38:17.000 --> 00:38:20.239
movie pod at gmail dot com. We do love to

851
00:38:20.280 --> 00:38:20.960
hear from you guys.

852
00:38:21.559 --> 00:38:24.199
So with that all being said, let's get on a

853
00:38:24.280 --> 00:38:25.719
boat and we'll leave Southport.

854
00:38:26.079 --> 00:38:27.159
We should set sail.

855
00:38:27.119 --> 00:38:30.599
Yes we should, because we are talking about one that

856
00:38:31.000 --> 00:38:32.599
I had no idea was a favorite of yours. I

857
00:38:32.599 --> 00:38:34.800
don't know when I figured out that you knew this movie,

858
00:38:34.800 --> 00:38:36.960
because like, this is one that has been with.

859
00:38:37.079 --> 00:38:39.320
Me for a long time. It was on HBO all

860
00:38:39.360 --> 00:38:39.639
the time.

861
00:38:39.760 --> 00:38:41.679
That totally makes sense. Yeah, but it was one that

862
00:38:41.840 --> 00:38:44.519
like I've never heard many people talk about, and that

863
00:38:44.719 --> 00:38:48.760
is nineteen ninety two's Captain Ron. Yeah, with Kurt Russell,

864
00:38:49.079 --> 00:38:52.840
one hour and forty minutes, rated PG. Thirteen for elements

865
00:38:52.880 --> 00:38:54.519
of sensuality and for some.

866
00:38:54.760 --> 00:38:57.440
Language elements sensuality.

867
00:38:58.199 --> 00:39:02.400
IMB synopsis says a chicag inherits an old yacht. He,

868
00:39:02.639 --> 00:39:05.119
his wife, daughter, and son fly to the Caribbean island

869
00:39:05.280 --> 00:39:07.440
and hire a dubious captain Ron to sail them on

870
00:39:07.519 --> 00:39:08.480
an adventure to Miami.

871
00:39:10.199 --> 00:39:12.440
I mean pretty much my synopsis.

872
00:39:12.480 --> 00:39:14.199
When Martin and harriss an old yacht, he and his

873
00:39:14.280 --> 00:39:16.719
family hire an unconventional captain to help them sail the

874
00:39:16.760 --> 00:39:19.199
boat to Miami, setting off a series of chaotic events.

875
00:39:21.039 --> 00:39:21.559
Pretty solid.

876
00:39:21.800 --> 00:39:22.719
No, that's a pretty good one.

877
00:39:22.840 --> 00:39:26.960
Yeah, one tagline this week, only the only ones. Martin

878
00:39:27.119 --> 00:39:30.679
just wanted a nice, quiet family vacation. Instead he got

879
00:39:30.960 --> 00:39:32.480
dot dot dot Captain Ron.

880
00:39:34.159 --> 00:39:34.920
Yeah, okay.

881
00:39:36.000 --> 00:39:39.360
Captain Ron currently rentable on Primate Fandango, not streaming anywhere

882
00:39:39.360 --> 00:39:40.760
but touchdown, so not surprised.

883
00:39:41.119 --> 00:39:42.400
Oh yeah, yeah yeah.

884
00:39:43.320 --> 00:39:45.280
Director and one of the writers on the film is

885
00:39:45.360 --> 00:39:48.599
Tom Eberhart. He gets his start in nineteen eighty four

886
00:39:48.920 --> 00:39:53.119
directing and writing a little film called Soul survivor Oh

887
00:39:53.320 --> 00:39:58.440
Shit Yes, then the same year, directions and rights Night

888
00:39:58.519 --> 00:40:03.000
of the Comment Yep. Then nineteen eighty eight, writes and

889
00:40:03.079 --> 00:40:05.800
directs The Night Before with Steve Guttenberg. Goes on to

890
00:40:05.840 --> 00:40:08.719
do Captain Ron in ninety two, Face Down in ninety seven,

891
00:40:09.280 --> 00:40:12.719
Rats with a Z in two thousand, Rat I Was

892
00:40:12.760 --> 00:40:14.760
a teenage Foust in two thousand and two. Also in

893
00:40:14.840 --> 00:40:17.320
this time, he's also a writer on All I Want

894
00:40:17.360 --> 00:40:19.719
for Christmas in nineteen ninety one, Honey, I Blew Up

895
00:40:19.719 --> 00:40:22.519
the Kid in ninety two. He also directs in nineteen

896
00:40:22.519 --> 00:40:25.239
eighty eight, Without a Clue, Gross Anatomy in eighty nine,

897
00:40:25.400 --> 00:40:28.519
Parker Lewis, Can't Lose in nineteen ninety, Space Rangers in

898
00:40:28.599 --> 00:40:32.119
nineteen ninety four, Divine Rapture in ninety five, Twice upon

899
00:40:32.159 --> 00:40:33.920
a Time in ninety eight, and in two thousand and

900
00:40:33.960 --> 00:40:38.719
seven Naked Fear. The other writer on the film is

901
00:40:38.840 --> 00:40:41.440
John Dwyer. He gets his writing credit for Captain Ron

902
00:40:41.480 --> 00:40:43.639
in ninety two, and then in twenty sixteen, This Is

903
00:40:43.719 --> 00:40:47.400
Fucking Crazy Bud twenty sixteen Confessions of a Serial Killer

904
00:40:47.920 --> 00:40:50.639
based on Henry le Lucas. There is no information about it.

905
00:40:50.679 --> 00:40:52.639
You can find the IMDb page, but there's nothing on it.

906
00:40:52.719 --> 00:40:55.440
But what did you say his name was John Dwyer?

907
00:40:55.639 --> 00:40:58.159
That was your fake name the director used on that film.

908
00:40:58.400 --> 00:41:01.639
No shit, I bet that's misattributed. Okay, oh wait no, yeah,

909
00:41:01.639 --> 00:41:04.559
because that's it's well he could no, No, he might

910
00:41:04.599 --> 00:41:07.679
have worked on Captain ron As like a in some

911
00:41:07.840 --> 00:41:10.719
kind of advisory thing. But John Dwyer is a fake

912
00:41:10.880 --> 00:41:11.599
name guy.

913
00:41:11.480 --> 00:41:14.239
Because yeah, twenty sixteen Confessions of a Serial Killer is

914
00:41:14.320 --> 00:41:15.199
a is a listing.

915
00:41:15.639 --> 00:41:20.159
Yeah, well, that's just wrong. There's no twenty sixteen Confessions

916
00:41:20.159 --> 00:41:22.960
of a Serial Killer. I mean, we've talked at length

917
00:41:23.000 --> 00:41:26.199
about that Professions Zerial Killer. Yeah. Yeah, that's just IMDb

918
00:41:26.400 --> 00:41:26.960
being wrong.

919
00:41:27.119 --> 00:41:30.559
Okay, Well, moving down to our cinematographer, we have Darren o'catta,

920
00:41:30.599 --> 00:41:32.519
who gets to start in nineteen eighty four as a

921
00:41:32.599 --> 00:41:35.400
DP on Kid Video, goes on to shoot No Mad

922
00:41:35.480 --> 00:41:38.679
Raiders in eighty four, Monaco Forever in eighty four, then

923
00:41:38.719 --> 00:41:42.920
in eighty eight shoots a little film called Phantasm two oh.

924
00:41:43.599 --> 00:41:46.719
Then in eighty nine shoots a little film called Survival

925
00:41:46.800 --> 00:41:50.960
Quest Wow. Then in nineteen ninety shoots The Dave Thomas

926
00:41:51.000 --> 00:41:54.960
comedy show Elvis in nineteen ninety, Punk Vacation in nineteen ninety,

927
00:41:55.119 --> 00:41:58.159
Blind Vengeance in nineteen ninety, Wild Hearts Can Be Broken

928
00:41:58.199 --> 00:42:00.559
in ninety one, In a Child's Name in ninety one,

929
00:42:00.559 --> 00:42:02.440
which is the Tom McLoughlin true crime.

930
00:42:02.320 --> 00:42:03.559
Movie that I told you about.

931
00:42:03.599 --> 00:42:06.039
All right right, yeah, so we shot that Boris and

932
00:42:06.079 --> 00:42:07.119
Natasha in ninety one.

933
00:42:07.679 --> 00:42:07.800
II.

934
00:42:08.280 --> 00:42:10.159
That movie was always on TV list.

935
00:42:10.199 --> 00:42:13.920
It was The Captain Drawn in ninety two, Airborne in

936
00:42:14.039 --> 00:42:16.519
ninety three. Then he goes on to shoot My Father

937
00:42:16.639 --> 00:42:19.599
the Hero in ninety four, Eyes of Terror in ninety four,

938
00:42:19.840 --> 00:42:23.000
separated by Murder in ninety four, Big Bully in ninety

939
00:42:23.079 --> 00:42:26.360
six with Tom Arnold, of course, Black Sheep in ninety

940
00:42:26.400 --> 00:42:29.320
six with Chris Farley and David Spade, Mother's Instinct in

941
00:42:29.400 --> 00:42:32.480
ninety six, Vanishing Point remake in ninety seven, Anna Karina

942
00:42:32.559 --> 00:42:34.880
in ninety seven. He shoots the Celine Dion Concert in

943
00:42:34.960 --> 00:42:38.039
ninety seven, as well episodes of Dawson's Creek Senseless in

944
00:42:38.119 --> 00:42:40.320
ninety eight. Then in ninety eight he also shoots a

945
00:42:40.320 --> 00:42:43.719
little film called Halloween H two Oh Oh Wow. Follows

946
00:42:43.760 --> 00:42:45.800
that up in ninety nine with Lake Placid.

947
00:42:45.840 --> 00:42:48.199
Oh wow, Wow. I was expecting him to go only

948
00:42:48.280 --> 00:42:50.920
into TV. Yeah, and now he's heading right back into features.

949
00:42:50.960 --> 00:42:53.800
Okay, So Lake Placid ninety nine, Wasteland in ninety nine,

950
00:42:53.920 --> 00:42:57.800
Texas Rangers in two thousand and one, goes on to

951
00:42:57.840 --> 00:42:59.719
shoot Doctor Doolittle two in two thousand and one.

952
00:43:00.000 --> 00:43:01.519
Now we're talking about film.

953
00:43:01.719 --> 00:43:04.360
Good Advice in two thousand and two, Joe Somebody in

954
00:43:04.400 --> 00:43:05.960
two thousand and one with Tim Allen.

955
00:43:06.039 --> 00:43:07.559
Oh god, I forgot all about that one.

956
00:43:07.679 --> 00:43:09.840
One of my all time favorites, Cradle to the Grave

957
00:43:09.880 --> 00:43:12.320
in two thousand and three with Jet Lee and dmx H.

958
00:43:12.760 --> 00:43:14.840
Then goes on to shoot Mean Girls in two thousand

959
00:43:14.840 --> 00:43:18.440
and four, Geez Paparazzi in two thousand and four, Just

960
00:43:18.559 --> 00:43:20.960
Like Heaven in two thousand and five, Another favorite of mine,

961
00:43:21.039 --> 00:43:23.199
Stick It in two thousand and six, then goes on

962
00:43:23.280 --> 00:43:25.000
to shoot Sex and Death one oh one in two

963
00:43:25.000 --> 00:43:27.519
thousand and seven, Baby Mama in two thousand and eight.

964
00:43:27.760 --> 00:43:30.960
Oh my god, baby, everyone forgot about baby.

965
00:43:32.000 --> 00:43:34.920
Harold and Kumar escape from Guantanamo Bay in two thousand

966
00:43:34.960 --> 00:43:37.320
and eight, follows that up with Ghost of Girlfriends Pass

967
00:43:37.320 --> 00:43:40.119
in two thousand nine. The Mathe McConaughey movie I Am

968
00:43:40.199 --> 00:43:42.519
a Fan, follows that up with another favorite of mine

969
00:43:42.559 --> 00:43:44.320
in two thousand and nine, The Goods Live Hard and

970
00:43:44.400 --> 00:43:45.559
Sell Hard with Jeremy Pivot.

971
00:43:45.679 --> 00:43:48.559
That's a great fun love that. That's a fun comedy.

972
00:43:48.840 --> 00:43:50.639
Then goes on to shoot the series Switched at Birth

973
00:43:50.679 --> 00:43:53.760
in twenty eleven twenty twelve American Reunion.

974
00:43:54.519 --> 00:43:54.760
Wow.

975
00:43:54.960 --> 00:43:57.039
Goes on to shoot Made in Jersey in twenty twelve,

976
00:43:57.239 --> 00:44:01.239
Movie forty three and twenty thirteen, Franklin Bash in twenty thirteen,

977
00:44:01.559 --> 00:44:03.280
Let's Be Cops in twenty fourteen.

978
00:44:03.400 --> 00:44:05.400
I kind of liked Let's Be Cosey. Cops is fun.

979
00:44:05.880 --> 00:44:08.800
Dolphin Tail two in twenty fourteen, goes on to shoot

980
00:44:08.840 --> 00:44:12.000
episodes of Castle in twenty fifteen, Gray's Anatomy in twenty seventeen,

981
00:44:12.119 --> 00:44:14.159
Scandal in twenty eighteen, The Last Thing He Told Me

982
00:44:14.239 --> 00:44:17.079
in twenty twenty three, and most recently stationed nineteen and

983
00:44:17.159 --> 00:44:21.199
twenty twenty four. Wow, Darren o'catta has a fucking resume.

984
00:44:21.480 --> 00:44:24.480
Let me tell the resume. Side note by the way,

985
00:44:24.559 --> 00:44:27.800
about John Dwyer, Yeah, I had it backwards. John Dwyer's

986
00:44:27.840 --> 00:44:31.440
his real name, Mark Blair was the fake thing he used,

987
00:44:31.519 --> 00:44:35.679
and from what I understand he did work on Captain

988
00:44:35.800 --> 00:44:38.400
Ron and that was one of the only films because

989
00:44:38.400 --> 00:44:40.920
he was mostly a I believe he mostly did commercials

990
00:44:40.960 --> 00:44:44.400
and industrials as a career, so I don't think he

991
00:44:44.840 --> 00:44:48.679
had much else to be on IMDb next sense. So anyway,

992
00:44:48.840 --> 00:44:54.559
that's it's important that we clear up the mystery about

993
00:44:54.639 --> 00:44:56.000
Confessions of Serial Killer.

994
00:44:55.840 --> 00:44:57.599
From twenty sixteen. I was just like, did they remake

995
00:44:57.639 --> 00:44:58.679
it and it never came out?

996
00:44:59.360 --> 00:45:02.079
No, that's I don't know what the hell. Somebody was

997
00:45:02.159 --> 00:45:04.480
creating a listing and didn't know what they were doing,

998
00:45:04.559 --> 00:45:06.239
so they probably just put the year that it was

999
00:45:06.960 --> 00:45:07.400
or something.

1000
00:45:07.440 --> 00:45:07.760
I don't know.

1001
00:45:08.039 --> 00:45:10.599
So going to our cast, we have mister Kurt Russell,

1002
00:45:10.599 --> 00:45:12.360
of course, who plays Captain Ron on the film. He

1003
00:45:12.440 --> 00:45:14.920
gets a start in nineteen fifty nine on Dennis the

1004
00:45:14.920 --> 00:45:16.559
Mena's one hundred and ten credits on his resume.

1005
00:45:16.599 --> 00:45:19.239
By the way, Holy crap.

1006
00:45:19.039 --> 00:45:20.920
Everybody that I'm going to talk about, the three that

1007
00:45:21.000 --> 00:45:22.760
I picked in for the casting in this all have

1008
00:45:22.880 --> 00:45:23.760
over one hundred credits.

1009
00:45:24.159 --> 00:45:25.320
Wow. Yeah, cool.

1010
00:45:25.480 --> 00:45:27.840
So Kurt Russell's Captain Ron gets to start on Dennis

1011
00:45:27.840 --> 00:45:29.599
the Mez in nineteen fifty nine, goes on to be

1012
00:45:29.679 --> 00:45:32.440
In Happened at the World's Fair in sixty three, The

1013
00:45:32.519 --> 00:45:35.599
Eleventh Hour in sixty three, Guns of Diablo, The Virginian,

1014
00:45:35.760 --> 00:45:38.719
The Fugitive, follow Me Boys in nineteen sixty six, The

1015
00:45:38.840 --> 00:45:41.800
Road West Horse in a Gray flannel Suit, Daniel Boone

1016
00:45:41.840 --> 00:45:43.800
in sixty nine, The Computer That Wore Tennis Shoes in

1017
00:45:43.840 --> 00:45:46.679
sixty nine. Then came Bronson in sixty nine, The High

1018
00:45:47.119 --> 00:45:51.320
Chaparral in nineteen seventy, Love American Style in nineteen seventy,

1019
00:45:51.360 --> 00:45:54.559
The Barefoot Executive in seventy one, Fools Paradise, Charlie and

1020
00:45:54.599 --> 00:45:57.480
the Angel, Gun Smoke in seventy four, Strongest Man in

1021
00:45:57.519 --> 00:46:00.440
the World in seventy five, Harry Oh The Deadly Tower

1022
00:46:00.639 --> 00:46:03.960
Police Story, The Quest does Elvis in nineteen seventy nine,

1023
00:46:03.960 --> 00:46:05.000
The John Carpenter movie.

1024
00:46:05.119 --> 00:46:07.079
I have never seen it. I've always wanted you never

1025
00:46:07.159 --> 00:46:08.840
seen it. I haven't, It's always wanted to.

1026
00:46:09.000 --> 00:46:11.159
It's a good it's a good telling. Then in nineteen

1027
00:46:11.199 --> 00:46:16.599
eighty Lands Used Cars. That's too fucking Haigh follows that

1028
00:46:16.760 --> 00:46:19.159
up with Escape from New York in eighty one. Okay,

1029
00:46:19.480 --> 00:46:21.119
follows that up with The Fox and the Hound in

1030
00:46:21.199 --> 00:46:24.719
eighty one, The Thing in eighty two, Silkwood in eighty three,

1031
00:46:25.320 --> 00:46:28.480
Swing Shift in eighty four, The Mean Season in eighty five.

1032
00:46:28.920 --> 00:46:30.880
Follows that up with the Best of Times in eighty six,

1033
00:46:30.960 --> 00:46:33.599
where he co stars with a Rob Williams. By the way,

1034
00:46:33.840 --> 00:46:34.679
have you seen that movie?

1035
00:46:35.400 --> 00:46:35.960
I don't think so.

1036
00:46:36.199 --> 00:46:39.320
Best of Times is Robin Williams is on a football

1037
00:46:39.360 --> 00:46:41.400
team in his high school and he misses this big

1038
00:46:41.519 --> 00:46:44.800
catch and that is all he's known for. So then

1039
00:46:45.000 --> 00:46:47.519
Kurt Russell, of course is the star quarterback. So Robin

1040
00:46:47.519 --> 00:46:49.079
Williams like kind of wants to do his image. So

1041
00:46:49.119 --> 00:46:52.079
they decide to do this football game to revitalize everything

1042
00:46:52.119 --> 00:46:53.079
and try the catch again.

1043
00:46:53.639 --> 00:46:53.920
Wow.

1044
00:46:54.199 --> 00:46:56.199
Okay, that's kind of sounds not a great movie.

1045
00:46:56.440 --> 00:46:58.440
It's pretty funny. Okay, not a great one, but it's

1046
00:46:58.440 --> 00:46:59.000
pretty funny.

1047
00:46:59.400 --> 00:46:59.719
See its.

1048
00:46:59.760 --> 00:47:01.760
Best Times in eighty six follows that up with Big

1049
00:47:01.800 --> 00:47:04.199
Trouble in Little China in eighty six, goes on to

1050
00:47:04.280 --> 00:47:07.000
do Overboard in eighty seven. Follows that up with another

1051
00:47:07.000 --> 00:47:09.199
favorite of mine, Tequila Sunrise in eighty eight, which is

1052
00:47:09.280 --> 00:47:12.440
him Mel Gibson and Raw Julia and Michelle Feifer.

1053
00:47:13.559 --> 00:47:14.800
I need to see that, Yeah, you do.

1054
00:47:15.079 --> 00:47:19.480
One of one of the most underrated of his. Honestly, yeah,

1055
00:47:19.480 --> 00:47:21.239
I would say that is probably one of his most

1056
00:47:21.280 --> 00:47:22.960
underrated movies. Not a lot of people like it though,

1057
00:47:23.000 --> 00:47:26.360
too oh well, fair enough guys, Winter People in eighty nine,

1058
00:47:26.440 --> 00:47:29.079
Tango and Cash in eighty nine, Backdraft in ninety one,

1059
00:47:29.199 --> 00:47:33.079
another underrated Unlawful Entry in ninety two with Ray Liota. Oh,

1060
00:47:33.159 --> 00:47:36.119
of course, yes, Captain Rod in ninety two, then does

1061
00:47:36.199 --> 00:47:38.760
Tombstone in ninety three, follows that up with Forrest Gump

1062
00:47:38.960 --> 00:47:42.880
ninety four, which he played Elvis in Stargate ninety four,

1063
00:47:43.000 --> 00:47:46.039
Executive Decision in ninety six, Escape from La in ninety six,

1064
00:47:46.199 --> 00:47:48.360
Breakdown in ninety seven, probably a future episode on the

1065
00:47:48.400 --> 00:47:51.639
show Me Some Breakdown, Soldier in ninety eight, three Thousand

1066
00:47:51.639 --> 00:47:53.159
Miles to Graceland in two thousand and one, one of

1067
00:47:53.239 --> 00:47:55.960
my favorites of his. Vanilla Sky two thousand and one,

1068
00:47:56.039 --> 00:47:59.840
Interstate sixty two thousand and two, Dark Blue Miracle, Jimminy Glick,

1069
00:47:59.880 --> 00:48:01.440
and La lah Wood in two thousand and four. Of

1070
00:48:01.559 --> 00:48:03.599
course I watched his scene today when I was putting

1071
00:48:03.639 --> 00:48:07.440
this together. He's oh so good in that Sky High

1072
00:48:07.480 --> 00:48:09.559
in two thousand and five, Dreamer two thousand and five,

1073
00:48:09.679 --> 00:48:12.199
Beside in two thousand and six, Grindhouse, Death Proof in

1074
00:48:12.239 --> 00:48:15.360
two thousand and seven, Cutlass Touchback Art of the Steel

1075
00:48:15.400 --> 00:48:17.519
in twenty thirteen, which is another one I recommend if

1076
00:48:17.559 --> 00:48:20.239
you haven't seen that, he's putting together a team to

1077
00:48:20.360 --> 00:48:23.039
steal a famous piece of art, So he's basically putting

1078
00:48:23.039 --> 00:48:25.519
together a heist team. I saw it on Netflix when

1079
00:48:25.519 --> 00:48:27.079
I was working at the TV station back other day.

1080
00:48:27.519 --> 00:48:30.239
Really really good, has a really solid twist too. Furious

1081
00:48:30.239 --> 00:48:33.400
seven and twenty fifteen, Bone Tomahawk twenty fifteen, The Hateful eight,

1082
00:48:33.519 --> 00:48:35.920
Deep Water Horizon, The Fate and the Furious Guardians, The

1083
00:48:35.960 --> 00:48:40.079
Galaxy Volume two, Christmas Chronicles in twenty eighteen, Crypto Once

1084
00:48:40.159 --> 00:48:42.920
Upon Tano Hollywood in twenty nineteen, Christmas Chronicles Part two

1085
00:48:42.960 --> 00:48:46.000
and twenty twenty f nine, The Fast Saga in twenty

1086
00:48:46.039 --> 00:48:50.000
twenty one, What If, Monarch, Legacy of Monsters, Rivals of

1087
00:48:50.519 --> 00:48:53.639
Amazon King in twenty twenty five, and most recently Smurfs

1088
00:48:53.639 --> 00:48:54.440
in twenty twenty five.

1089
00:48:54.639 --> 00:48:58.320
Of course, yes, so, Kurt Russell. I mean, if you.

1090
00:48:58.400 --> 00:49:00.760
Haven't seen half of those movies, you're missing out because

1091
00:49:00.880 --> 00:49:01.960
there's a lot of good stuff in there.

1092
00:49:02.199 --> 00:49:05.079
Oh, there's a hell of a lot. Yeah. Other in

1093
00:49:05.159 --> 00:49:05.400
the cast.

1094
00:49:05.480 --> 00:49:07.440
We also have Martin Short, who plays Martin Harvey in

1095
00:49:07.440 --> 00:49:09.519
the film one hundred and fifteen credits on his resume,

1096
00:49:09.960 --> 00:49:14.000
well not surprised by that. Ye Cucumber in seventy two

1097
00:49:14.039 --> 00:49:15.320
is where he gets a start, then goes on to

1098
00:49:15.400 --> 00:49:17.480
be in The David Steinberg Show in seventy seven, for

1099
00:49:17.559 --> 00:49:20.400
the Record in seventy nine, Lost and Found Love Boat,

1100
00:49:20.519 --> 00:49:23.679
the Associates, I'm a Big Girl Now, Taxi in eighty one,

1101
00:49:24.280 --> 00:49:27.920
Second City TV in eighty two, Sunset Limousine, SNL in

1102
00:49:28.000 --> 00:49:30.920
eighty four, Tall Tales and Legends in eighty five, Three

1103
00:49:30.960 --> 00:49:34.320
Amigos in eighty six, Innerspace in eighty seven, follows that

1104
00:49:34.400 --> 00:49:37.440
up Across My Heart, The Complete Mental Misadventures of Ed

1105
00:49:37.519 --> 00:49:40.320
Brimley in eighty eight, Three Fugitives in eighty nine, The

1106
00:49:40.360 --> 00:49:42.960
Big Picture in eighty nine. I Martin Short goes to

1107
00:49:43.199 --> 00:49:47.039
Hollywood in eighty nine, Tracy Allman Show, Pure Luck, Father

1108
00:49:47.199 --> 00:49:49.199
of the Bride, Captain Rodd in ninety two, then goes

1109
00:49:49.239 --> 00:49:51.000
on to be in We're Back a Dinosaur Story in

1110
00:49:51.079 --> 00:49:53.039
ninety three, Clifford in ninety four.

1111
00:49:53.039 --> 00:49:56.760
Which I feel like that movie kind of hurt his

1112
00:49:56.960 --> 00:50:00.239
career some Clifford. I feel like whether I don't if

1113
00:50:00.239 --> 00:50:02.280
it was a big success, but people, I feel like,

1114
00:50:02.480 --> 00:50:04.119
kind of got it in their head that Martin Short

1115
00:50:04.320 --> 00:50:06.760
was just annoying, and I think it might have been

1116
00:50:06.800 --> 00:50:07.519
because of Clifford.

1117
00:50:07.559 --> 00:50:10.280
I mean, he's very annoying Clifford. But well, that's still

1118
00:50:10.320 --> 00:50:13.039
a great movie. The Pebble and the Penguin in ninety five,

1119
00:50:13.119 --> 00:50:16.079
Father of Briye, Part two, Mars Attacks, Jungled a Jungle,

1120
00:50:16.159 --> 00:50:19.559
A Simple Wish, Merlin, Prince of Egypt, Alice in Wonderland,

1121
00:50:19.719 --> 00:50:23.000
Mumford Get Over It, Prince Charming, Jimmy Hu Trump Boy

1122
00:50:23.079 --> 00:50:25.119
Genius in two thousand and one, where he played the

1123
00:50:25.159 --> 00:50:28.119
voice of the main alien, Curb Your Enthusiasm in two

1124
00:50:28.119 --> 00:50:30.599
thousand and two, One hundred and one Dalmatians Patches, London

1125
00:50:30.639 --> 00:50:33.199
Adventure in two thousand and two, The Best of Them,

1126
00:50:33.559 --> 00:50:37.400
Treasure Planet, Primetime, Glick in two thousand and three, Jimmy

1127
00:50:37.480 --> 00:50:38.960
Glick and La La Would in two thousand and four.

1128
00:50:39.159 --> 00:50:42.159
I liked the Jimminy Glick stuff. He did great. I

1129
00:50:42.280 --> 00:50:44.760
feel like he was a little too ahead of his time, Honestly,

1130
00:50:44.920 --> 00:50:47.480
he was not. Just First of all, I love that

1131
00:50:47.599 --> 00:50:49.920
his voice would just always start really high and go

1132
00:50:50.039 --> 00:50:52.280
really low. So tell me a little bit more about

1133
00:50:52.360 --> 00:50:55.840
your career. But also like, do you remember how you

1134
00:50:55.840 --> 00:50:57.880
would like you would like while they were talking, he

1135
00:50:57.880 --> 00:50:59.880
would like start sitting up like higher and higher on

1136
00:50:59.920 --> 00:51:01.679
it chair and then he'd be like laying across the

1137
00:51:01.840 --> 00:51:03.079
arms and you fall over or.

1138
00:51:03.079 --> 00:51:05.679
How he just completely phase out. Oh yeah, and we

1139
00:51:05.800 --> 00:51:06.960
just like interesting.

1140
00:51:07.159 --> 00:51:08.400
Yes, yeah.

1141
00:51:08.559 --> 00:51:10.639
I also loved his notes for her. His questions were

1142
00:51:10.639 --> 00:51:14.239
always on crumpled up paper. That was always my favorite.

1143
00:51:14.320 --> 00:51:15.880
Yeah, I enjoined me some Jimminy Glick.

1144
00:51:15.960 --> 00:51:17.599
Well do you remember how Jimmy Glick and La La

1145
00:51:17.639 --> 00:51:18.280
Wood starts?

1146
00:51:18.920 --> 00:51:19.280
I don't.

1147
00:51:19.440 --> 00:51:23.079
He plays David Lynch. Oh wow, Martin Short is David

1148
00:51:23.159 --> 00:51:25.760
Lynch in the very opening of that movie is talking

1149
00:51:25.760 --> 00:51:26.639
about Jimmy Glick.

1150
00:51:27.159 --> 00:51:29.440
Oh my god. Yeah, that's so funny. Oh yeah, no,

1151
00:51:29.559 --> 00:51:30.000
it's great.

1152
00:51:30.840 --> 00:51:32.920
Arrested Development in two thousand and five, Law and Order

1153
00:51:33.000 --> 00:51:34.960
SVU in two thousand and five, Santa Claus three, The

1154
00:51:35.079 --> 00:51:38.119
Escape Clause in two thousand and six, The Spiderwick Chronicles, Damages,

1155
00:51:38.199 --> 00:51:41.280
Hoodwink two, Weeds. I forgot he was in Weeds. Yeah,

1156
00:51:41.320 --> 00:51:44.800
oh yeah, how I amut your mother? Madagascar three Franken Weeny,

1157
00:51:44.920 --> 00:51:49.400
Legends of Oz, Dorothy's Return, The Wind Rises, Inherent Weiss, Mulaney, Unbreakable,

1158
00:51:49.440 --> 00:51:52.800
Kimmy Schmidt, Difficult People, Modern Family in twenty sixteen, Hairspray,

1159
00:51:52.920 --> 00:51:56.079
Live BoJack Horseman in twenty seventeen, The Simpsons, Last Man

1160
00:51:56.159 --> 00:51:58.599
on Earth, Magic School Bus Rides Again, Big Mouth in

1161
00:51:58.639 --> 00:52:01.280
twenty nineteen, Adams Sanley in twenty nineteen, The Morning Show

1162
00:52:01.280 --> 00:52:04.880
in twenty nineteen, Aquaman in Akaman in The Lost Kingdom

1163
00:52:04.920 --> 00:52:07.360
in twenty twenty three, Grimsburg in twenty twenty five, and

1164
00:52:07.519 --> 00:52:09.360
also currently on Only Murders in the Building.

1165
00:52:09.599 --> 00:52:12.320
Oh yeah, man and I fell out, but that first

1166
00:52:12.400 --> 00:52:14.519
two seasons of Only Murders in the Building, I really

1167
00:52:14.599 --> 00:52:14.920
really like.

1168
00:52:14.960 --> 00:52:15.719
It's a fun show.

1169
00:52:15.800 --> 00:52:17.519
I need to get back into it. Yeah. Same.

1170
00:52:18.000 --> 00:52:19.920
And also on the cast we have Mary kay Place,

1171
00:52:19.960 --> 00:52:22.039
who plays Katherin Harvey in the film one hundred and

1172
00:52:22.199 --> 00:52:23.199
forty three credits on.

1173
00:52:23.239 --> 00:52:26.119
Her resime that doesn't shock me. She was in everything

1174
00:52:26.199 --> 00:52:27.920
for a long time and still is in a lot.

1175
00:52:28.079 --> 00:52:29.880
Gets her start in nineteen seventy three on All in

1176
00:52:29.920 --> 00:52:32.400
the Family, goes on to be in Mash in seventy four,

1177
00:52:32.519 --> 00:52:35.360
Mary Tyler Moore Show Bound for Glory, New York, New York,

1178
00:52:35.480 --> 00:52:38.760
Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman, Forever fern Wood, Captain Kangaroo in

1179
00:52:38.840 --> 00:52:41.639
seventy nine. More American Graffiti in seventy nine, which I'm

1180
00:52:41.679 --> 00:52:43.559
not a fan of that movie. Ouch, I'm not a

1181
00:52:43.639 --> 00:52:44.599
fan of American Graffiti.

1182
00:52:44.639 --> 00:52:48.000
I'll say it, Oh, must say it, like I got claused.

1183
00:52:48.079 --> 00:52:49.440
I really really.

1184
00:52:49.280 --> 00:52:51.000
Wanted to like American Graffiti because it's one of my

1185
00:52:51.039 --> 00:52:53.440
mom's favorite movies. It's one of my grandma's favorite movies. Uh,

1186
00:52:53.559 --> 00:52:55.840
Xander my butt, my best friend, one of his favorite movies.

1187
00:52:56.000 --> 00:52:58.599
And I've seen it three times now, and each time

1188
00:52:58.639 --> 00:53:00.440
I watch it, I like it a little less.

1189
00:53:01.000 --> 00:53:03.639
Wow, that's how I feel about Napoleon Dynamite. Well, you're wrong.

1190
00:53:03.800 --> 00:53:07.079
The first time I watched Napoleon Dynamite, I really liked

1191
00:53:07.119 --> 00:53:10.800
it so much that two weeks later I rented it again,

1192
00:53:11.360 --> 00:53:16.519
and I was not a fan. Like it got worse

1193
00:53:16.599 --> 00:53:19.679
to me for some reson. I think I gave it

1194
00:53:19.760 --> 00:53:21.760
another chance, like five or six years after that, when

1195
00:53:21.760 --> 00:53:23.920
I was like twenty something. Yeah, I was probably twenty

1196
00:53:23.920 --> 00:53:25.960
five or twenty six. I mean, I don't think it's

1197
00:53:26.800 --> 00:53:30.239
horribly unfunny. I just don't know. It just didn't quite

1198
00:53:30.360 --> 00:53:30.840
click with me.

1199
00:53:31.000 --> 00:53:33.000
I revisited it a while, like a couple of years ago,

1200
00:53:33.119 --> 00:53:35.000
and it's still fucking hits with me. But I mean

1201
00:53:35.000 --> 00:53:36.280
I've always liked it from the start.

1202
00:53:36.559 --> 00:53:38.519
Well, I mean I liked it that first viewing. Yeah,

1203
00:53:39.000 --> 00:53:41.920
although I always wonder what is with that director because

1204
00:53:42.119 --> 00:53:45.079
he thinks there is very little as funny as Hispanic

1205
00:53:45.159 --> 00:53:46.280
people talking slowly.

1206
00:53:47.639 --> 00:53:51.119
Did you see ah, what was that movie called Gentlemen Broncos?

1207
00:53:51.480 --> 00:53:53.239
No, No, I didn't see that was weird. I saw

1208
00:53:53.320 --> 00:53:57.599
Nacho Lebra and I was good after that. It was fun.

1209
00:53:57.800 --> 00:54:00.239
I mean it's based on a true story, yeah, which

1210
00:54:00.239 --> 00:54:02.360
I which I always thought that the true story was

1211
00:54:02.400 --> 00:54:05.840
really cool, but uh no, I just kind of it

1212
00:54:05.960 --> 00:54:06.400
was fine.

1213
00:54:07.239 --> 00:54:10.119
So American More American Graffiti in seventy nine, starting over

1214
00:54:10.199 --> 00:54:13.719
in seventy nine, Private Benjamin, Modern Problems, Waltz Across Texas,

1215
00:54:13.800 --> 00:54:15.519
The Big Chill in eighty three, which I forgot she

1216
00:54:15.639 --> 00:54:17.119
was in, even though she's a huge role. I just

1217
00:54:17.119 --> 00:54:21.559
didn't reconize her. I didn't recognize her in terms of endearment.

1218
00:54:21.679 --> 00:54:24.679
Eighty three For the Love of Money, Explorers, Hey explorers,

1219
00:54:24.800 --> 00:54:26.920
you know the pairing with The Fire in the Sky,

1220
00:54:27.920 --> 00:54:31.079
Oh Smooth Talk, A New Life, Portrait of a White

1221
00:54:31.119 --> 00:54:33.480
marriage in eighty eight, Out on the Edge, Bright Angel,

1222
00:54:33.639 --> 00:54:36.599
thirty something in nineteen ninety, Crazy from the Heart, Samantha

1223
00:54:36.800 --> 00:54:38.880
Bed of Lies, does Captain Ron in ninety two, then

1224
00:54:38.920 --> 00:54:41.280
goes on to do Just My Imagination in ninety two,

1225
00:54:41.880 --> 00:54:42.320
she was in.

1226
00:54:42.519 --> 00:54:44.039
I don't know. Do you remember how much I loved

1227
00:54:44.039 --> 00:54:46.400
the movie Samantha. Oh, yeah, that's a great film.

1228
00:54:46.440 --> 00:54:48.440
It's the one you got recently with What's her Face?

1229
00:54:48.760 --> 00:54:52.079
Was in recent That was like the beginning of Lockdown.

1230
00:54:52.159 --> 00:54:52.519
I hate you.

1231
00:54:52.719 --> 00:54:55.000
Don't say that. I'm just being honest. You are being

1232
00:54:55.039 --> 00:54:58.039
honest because I found a deep like out of print

1233
00:54:58.119 --> 00:55:00.880
DVD for a couple bucks. But I've always loved that movie.

1234
00:55:01.000 --> 00:55:03.159
Hell is her name? She's in Gooney, She's in Pecker.

1235
00:55:03.360 --> 00:55:05.119
I always struggle with this, the name.

1236
00:55:05.639 --> 00:55:07.880
So yeah, Samantha in ninety one, bet of Liizes ninety two,

1237
00:55:07.960 --> 00:55:10.960
katayin Ron, Just My Imagination, Telling Secrets, Tales of the

1238
00:55:11.039 --> 00:55:13.599
City in the Line of Duty, Price Avengeanes in ninety four,

1239
00:55:13.599 --> 00:55:16.599
which I just watched recently, Teresa's Tattoo in ninety four,

1240
00:55:16.679 --> 00:55:17.960
that horrible movie we watched.

1241
00:55:18.079 --> 00:55:21.159
Yeah, that I hunted it down for you. By the way,

1242
00:55:21.280 --> 00:55:23.119
her name is Martha Plimpton.

1243
00:55:23.159 --> 00:55:26.480
Limpton, Yes, my very best friend. In ninety six, for

1244
00:55:26.599 --> 00:55:28.679
my daughter's Honor. In ninety six, I have God the

1245
00:55:28.800 --> 00:55:31.119
rain Maker, how to make the cruelest Month Pecker in

1246
00:55:31.239 --> 00:55:35.239
ninety eight point last scene being John Malkovich, Girl Interrupted,

1247
00:55:35.440 --> 00:55:39.320
Committed Wild Thornberry's My First, Mister Human Nature, Further Tales

1248
00:55:39.360 --> 00:55:43.679
of the City, The Safety of Objects, Citizen Baines, Leap Ears, Undeclared,

1249
00:55:43.719 --> 00:55:47.760
Sweet Home, Alabama, Lown Order, SVU, Latter Days, The Handler,

1250
00:55:47.960 --> 00:55:51.679
Death and Texas Killer, Driller, Silver City, West Wing, Lonesome,

1251
00:55:51.800 --> 00:55:55.960
Gim Nine Lives, Jack and Bobby Numbers, Mama's Boys, Saving Grace,

1252
00:55:56.159 --> 00:55:59.320
City of Ember, Pushing Daisies, King of the Hill, Julie

1253
00:55:59.360 --> 00:56:00.880
and Julia, Youth and Revolt.

1254
00:56:01.480 --> 00:56:01.679
Yeah.

1255
00:56:01.760 --> 00:56:02.519
I love that movie.

1256
00:56:02.599 --> 00:56:06.480
I need to revisit It's been Ality, Oh man Fred

1257
00:56:06.559 --> 00:56:09.360
Willard rip Uh, It's complicated.

1258
00:56:09.360 --> 00:56:12.159
Two thousand andnine, Shrek Forever After twenty ten, Board to Death,

1259
00:56:12.320 --> 00:56:13.760
Big Love, Oh yeah, fuck.

1260
00:56:13.800 --> 00:56:16.119
She is in Big Love. Really great role. Yeah, like

1261
00:56:16.239 --> 00:56:18.480
incredible arc for her character in Big Love.

1262
00:56:18.480 --> 00:56:19.840
I would think about restarting Big Love.

1263
00:56:19.920 --> 00:56:22.000
Oh, It's it's worth it. Yeah, it's such a great film,

1264
00:56:22.079 --> 00:56:22.920
a great series.

1265
00:56:23.000 --> 00:56:26.360
Rather because I restarted it when Paxxton passed, So that's

1266
00:56:26.400 --> 00:56:28.440
been she probably almost a decade now.

1267
00:56:28.719 --> 00:56:30.559
Yeah, I rewatched it like four or five years ago.

1268
00:56:30.719 --> 00:56:36.440
Yeah, Life in Times of tim Suburgatory, Bad Milo, Californication, Holidays,

1269
00:56:36.559 --> 00:56:40.639
Miss Meadows, The Mentalist, Looking the Intern, Family Guy Grayson,

1270
00:56:40.679 --> 00:56:46.320
Frankie Blackish, Downsizing, Grey's Anatomy, The Romanovs, Shameless, nine one one,

1271
00:56:46.360 --> 00:56:49.039
Lone Star, and most recently My Father's Dragon in twenty

1272
00:56:49.079 --> 00:56:49.480
twenty two.

1273
00:56:49.719 --> 00:56:52.159
Man, she really is and everything she is. I want

1274
00:56:52.199 --> 00:56:55.119
to mention real quick because you mentioned John Waters Pecker.

1275
00:56:55.199 --> 00:56:55.800
I love Pecker.

1276
00:56:56.480 --> 00:56:58.199
We know, David do not fucking clip that.

1277
00:56:58.679 --> 00:57:01.559
I don't me. I'm not the one who might do it.

1278
00:57:01.800 --> 00:57:04.639
It would be somebody else who should definitely clip it.

1279
00:57:04.760 --> 00:57:08.800
No they should not. But no, I first saw that

1280
00:57:09.039 --> 00:57:14.000
movie in I was in high school. What year did

1281
00:57:14.039 --> 00:57:16.159
that come out? I forget ninety eight, ninety eight, So yeah,

1282
00:57:16.159 --> 00:57:19.800
I was. I was in middle school maybe, and I

1283
00:57:19.960 --> 00:57:23.199
was at a like sleepover kind of thing, and this

1284
00:57:23.440 --> 00:57:25.440
these kids, this kid, one kid wanted to rent it

1285
00:57:25.480 --> 00:57:27.239
because he thought it was like a dirty movie of

1286
00:57:27.320 --> 00:57:30.000
some sort and he convinced his mom to let him

1287
00:57:30.000 --> 00:57:34.239
rent it. And I had seen Serial Mom and maybe

1288
00:57:34.280 --> 00:57:36.599
one or two was that before.

1289
00:57:36.440 --> 00:57:41.239
That two thousand and one, So yeah, that was laughter.

1290
00:57:41.320 --> 00:57:43.639
But I've definitely seen Cerial Mom and maybe one other one,

1291
00:57:43.960 --> 00:57:45.800
so I kind of knew what we were getting and

1292
00:57:45.880 --> 00:57:48.440
they were all just like, what is this? What the

1293
00:57:48.719 --> 00:57:52.679
fuck is this? It was very funny. It's my favorite

1294
00:57:52.719 --> 00:57:54.360
memory of that. I mean, I like that movie fine,

1295
00:57:54.360 --> 00:57:57.360
I think it's pretty damn good, But man, that memory

1296
00:57:57.400 --> 00:57:59.679
of them just like, what the hell you want to know?

1297
00:57:59.760 --> 00:58:01.480
One of the waters movies that I came late to

1298
00:58:01.679 --> 00:58:04.519
that I really freaking love now is a dirty shame?

1299
00:58:05.679 --> 00:58:08.679
A dirty Shame's I think that that one got unfairly

1300
00:58:08.840 --> 00:58:11.000
maligned when it first came out. I think mainly because

1301
00:58:11.039 --> 00:58:12.119
he cast Johnny Knoxville.

1302
00:58:12.239 --> 00:58:14.239
Yeah, that was I think that was definitely a curve

1303
00:58:14.320 --> 00:58:14.920
ball on that one.

1304
00:58:15.320 --> 00:58:16.679
Oh I thought he was good.

1305
00:58:16.719 --> 00:58:19.159
He's so good in it too. Oh yeah yeah, oh man,

1306
00:58:19.159 --> 00:58:22.880
dirty shames so much fun. So what was your first

1307
00:58:22.960 --> 00:58:24.599
time watching Captain Ron.

1308
00:58:24.519 --> 00:58:30.039
Sir many Unknowable Sunday or Saturday afternoons on HBO. Okay,

1309
00:58:30.400 --> 00:58:33.000
I was always surprised because there's brief nudity in it.

1310
00:58:33.119 --> 00:58:34.760
There is, And I remember as a kid being like,

1311
00:58:35.159 --> 00:58:40.480
they're showing this at like right now, Okay, I mean cool. Yeah,

1312
00:58:40.719 --> 00:58:42.960
So but I remember catching it on there in bits

1313
00:58:43.039 --> 00:58:44.920
and pieces and bits and pieces.

1314
00:58:45.239 --> 00:58:45.760
And then.

1315
00:58:47.199 --> 00:58:52.800
Maybe in my late teens, I want to say, I no,

1316
00:58:53.119 --> 00:58:55.360
you know what. No, I watched it on demand because

1317
00:58:55.400 --> 00:58:58.039
on demand was a new thing when I was sixteen

1318
00:58:58.079 --> 00:58:59.960
and seventeen years old. Yeah, and I mean on demand

1319
00:59:00.159 --> 00:59:02.880
like HBO just had like the list of movies and

1320
00:59:03.119 --> 00:59:04.960
it was for a very long time. It was like

1321
00:59:05.119 --> 00:59:09.880
the same forty films. Yeah, And that's how I first

1322
00:59:09.920 --> 00:59:14.480
watched Captain Ron from beginning to end, and it was

1323
00:59:15.079 --> 00:59:16.440
I mean, I just thought it was really funny. I

1324
00:59:16.559 --> 00:59:18.639
like Kurt Russell a lot, obviously, I think I think

1325
00:59:18.719 --> 00:59:20.519
if you don't like Kurt Russell, it's kind of weird.

1326
00:59:20.960 --> 00:59:23.119
It's like a weird thing to say about yourself. It's like,

1327
00:59:23.159 --> 00:59:25.760
and I don't like Kurt Russell, It's like, okay, well

1328
00:59:26.760 --> 00:59:30.480
did you drive yourself here? But I remember thinking it

1329
00:59:30.599 --> 00:59:33.639
was very, very funny. I remember as a kid being

1330
00:59:33.840 --> 00:59:38.360
shocked because I was very young, that Martin Short was

1331
00:59:38.400 --> 00:59:41.360
in it, because I knew him from Clifford, and he

1332
00:59:41.559 --> 00:59:44.679
was like getting busy in a shower with with a

1333
00:59:44.800 --> 00:59:47.199
lady and I just because I was so young, I

1334
00:59:47.239 --> 00:59:51.119
didn't quite understand that, like you know, you could do both.

1335
00:59:51.239 --> 00:59:55.079
I guess, like what the what? So, but I always

1336
00:59:55.239 --> 00:59:57.639
liked it. I thought Captain Ron was always very very

1337
00:59:58.000 --> 01:00:00.320
the character was very very funny. H One of my

1338
01:00:00.360 --> 01:00:02.000
favorite gags is right at the beginning when they think

1339
01:00:02.039 --> 01:00:05.679
he's dead, Yeah, because he put the eye patch over

1340
01:00:05.719 --> 01:00:08.400
his good eye to keep the sun out. So yeah,

1341
01:00:08.400 --> 01:00:10.559
I've always enjoyed Captain Ron quite a bit.

1342
01:00:10.719 --> 01:00:13.239
Yeah, this was one that came into my life because

1343
01:00:13.440 --> 01:00:15.400
it was I think it was my dad's birthday because

1344
01:00:15.440 --> 01:00:17.599
that makes senses to Yeah, I think it was my

1345
01:00:17.639 --> 01:00:20.079
dad's birthday and my grandparents were visiting and we had

1346
01:00:20.199 --> 01:00:22.119
just gotten a DVD player, Like this was like first

1347
01:00:22.159 --> 01:00:25.199
time getting a DVD player. We had rented like Steel Magnoias.

1348
01:00:25.199 --> 01:00:27.440
Along came A Spider from the library. So like the

1349
01:00:27.519 --> 01:00:29.840
only movies we owned I think so far, were Under

1350
01:00:29.880 --> 01:00:33.199
the Tuscan Sun Spider Man because that was mine and

1351
01:00:33.559 --> 01:00:35.280
I can't remember what else. There was a couple others,

1352
01:00:35.559 --> 01:00:38.320
but my grandparents had gotten my dad some DVDs that

1353
01:00:38.360 --> 01:00:41.400
they'd found, which included The Extreme Adventures of Super Dave.

1354
01:00:41.920 --> 01:00:43.639
All Right, I like that. I love that movie. I

1355
01:00:43.679 --> 01:00:44.239
have it on blue ray.

1356
01:00:44.280 --> 01:00:46.800
I just got it from Keno recently. And the other

1357
01:00:46.880 --> 01:00:50.639
one was Aspen Extreme okay, And Captain Ron was the

1358
01:00:50.679 --> 01:00:53.559
third one. And I can't remember if my parents had

1359
01:00:53.639 --> 01:00:55.880
seen Captain Ron. I knew my grandparents had because that's

1360
01:00:55.880 --> 01:00:58.599
why they got it for Dad, right, But like they

1361
01:00:58.719 --> 01:01:00.960
started like talking about it and like talking about scenes,

1362
01:01:01.000 --> 01:01:02.880
and it was just like this sounds hilarious, and I

1363
01:01:02.960 --> 01:01:06.199
think that night we put it on and like within

1364
01:01:06.320 --> 01:01:08.400
the first like ten minutes, I was hooked. And this

1365
01:01:08.599 --> 01:01:11.960
was one that like played our household for years and

1366
01:01:12.039 --> 01:01:12.559
years to come.

1367
01:01:12.679 --> 01:01:15.599
Weren't you an overboard heavy house Yes we were there.

1368
01:01:15.679 --> 01:01:18.000
You go, you were a very heavy overboard household.

1369
01:01:18.159 --> 01:01:19.719
So there you go. I mean just kind of they

1370
01:01:19.840 --> 01:01:21.519
kind of they aren't really, but they kind.

1371
01:01:21.440 --> 01:01:23.519
Of put Kurt Russe on a boat.

1372
01:01:23.559 --> 01:01:25.440
See what happens? Yeah, see what happens?

1373
01:01:26.639 --> 01:01:27.039
Poseidon?

1374
01:01:27.159 --> 01:01:31.039
So never mind, Yeah, that went downhill quick Jesus.

1375
01:01:31.840 --> 01:01:34.400
But no, it was one that played all the time,

1376
01:01:34.519 --> 01:01:37.719
like at our house, and it was a movie that

1377
01:01:37.920 --> 01:01:40.159
like again, no not a lot of people knew, like

1378
01:01:40.280 --> 01:01:42.079
even when I would bring it up, like nobody really

1379
01:01:42.639 --> 01:01:44.079
else had seen it. So it was kind of one

1380
01:01:44.079 --> 01:01:45.639
of those things when I knew that you would like that,

1381
01:01:45.679 --> 01:01:47.280
I was just like, oh shit, yeah you are my.

1382
01:01:47.320 --> 01:01:51.840
Friend talk about things turning bad for me, I know.

1383
01:01:52.079 --> 01:01:52.199
Right.

1384
01:01:52.400 --> 01:01:56.039
So getting into Captain Ron, we start with Martin Harvey

1385
01:01:56.159 --> 01:01:58.480
who is going to his job as an office worker

1386
01:01:58.559 --> 01:02:01.199
in Chicago. And I love this opening sequence because we've

1387
01:02:01.199 --> 01:02:03.559
got a really cool little music theme that goes through

1388
01:02:03.599 --> 01:02:05.760
and they're going through the city. We also watch as

1389
01:02:05.840 --> 01:02:08.039
Martin arrives at the building and a window has popped

1390
01:02:08.079 --> 01:02:10.679
out of the building and final destination onto the street below.

1391
01:02:11.000 --> 01:02:16.840
Yeah, there's a lot of like of broad humor right

1392
01:02:16.920 --> 01:02:17.119
at the.

1393
01:02:17.280 --> 01:02:19.119
At the very beginning, Yeah, because he's even trying to

1394
01:02:19.119 --> 01:02:21.079
get his coffee and like he can't like get He's

1395
01:02:21.159 --> 01:02:23.000
like reach under this table to get it, runs into

1396
01:02:23.039 --> 01:02:23.440
this woman.

1397
01:02:23.599 --> 01:02:26.159
My favorite is the elevator. The elevator because they all

1398
01:02:26.400 --> 01:02:29.000
cram in there and then a bike messenger crams this

1399
01:02:29.079 --> 01:02:33.039
moment with his bike holding it up. But then somebody

1400
01:02:33.159 --> 01:02:35.119
is talking to Martin. Short's character says his name, and

1401
01:02:35.159 --> 01:02:38.039
the guy's like oh, you're so and so package for you. Yeah,

1402
01:02:38.280 --> 01:02:40.760
but my favorite thing about that is not just that

1403
01:02:40.840 --> 01:02:42.119
he so he signs for it and he gets it

1404
01:02:42.159 --> 01:02:43.679
from him. But then when they have to everybody has

1405
01:02:43.719 --> 01:02:45.280
to get off to let some people off on the

1406
01:02:45.320 --> 01:02:48.719
elevator going up. Yeah, the bike messenger gets back on

1407
01:02:48.960 --> 01:02:51.440
the elevator, just gonna go up. He's yea, he delivered

1408
01:02:51.480 --> 01:02:55.400
his thing. You'd think he'd you'd want one downstairs down Oh,

1409
01:02:55.719 --> 01:02:57.679
well it didn't look like a BMX bike, but I

1410
01:02:57.760 --> 01:02:59.840
wasn't looking that close, you know. Extreme.

1411
01:03:00.440 --> 01:03:02.760
But yeah, he gets this letter from the carrier and

1412
01:03:02.920 --> 01:03:06.039
the letter basically states that his uncle has passed and

1413
01:03:06.599 --> 01:03:08.519
his uncle or grandfather, I can't remember her uncle.

1414
01:03:08.679 --> 01:03:08.880
Uncle.

1415
01:03:08.960 --> 01:03:11.400
Yeah, his uncle has passed and he has left him

1416
01:03:11.599 --> 01:03:14.159
this boat that he there's a sixty foot yacht once

1417
01:03:14.280 --> 01:03:15.400
owned by Clark Gable.

1418
01:03:15.960 --> 01:03:19.840
And his uncle had like disappeared, like yeah in the seventies. Yeah,

1419
01:03:19.960 --> 01:03:21.480
so they'd never heard from him.

1420
01:03:22.800 --> 01:03:26.159
So he gets home and we meet his wife, who

1421
01:03:26.320 --> 01:03:28.599
is Catherine, and she is I'm guessing an architect of

1422
01:03:28.679 --> 01:03:30.239
some kind. She has the schematics of this.

1423
01:03:30.320 --> 01:03:32.679
Yeah, she's like working on plans. Probably an architect.

1424
01:03:32.800 --> 01:03:35.360
Yeah, and Martin immediately goes up to the attic he's

1425
01:03:35.400 --> 01:03:37.440
looking for this picture, and she goes up with him,

1426
01:03:37.519 --> 01:03:40.639
and he finds the picture of him, which hilarious photoshop

1427
01:03:40.679 --> 01:03:41.159
of him.

1428
01:03:41.119 --> 01:03:43.760
On this notat Oh yeah, I do want to mention

1429
01:03:43.800 --> 01:03:46.280
real quick about architects and movies. Yeah, I feel like

1430
01:03:46.519 --> 01:03:49.639
architect is, or at least for a very long time,

1431
01:03:50.199 --> 01:03:54.920
was the go to you work in an office and

1432
01:03:55.079 --> 01:03:57.480
I don't know what people in offices do.

1433
01:03:57.840 --> 01:03:59.400
Or you work at home and that's why you can

1434
01:03:59.440 --> 01:04:00.760
be at home and well.

1435
01:04:00.639 --> 01:04:03.159
Oh yeah, if they're like a drafting architect, it would depend.

1436
01:04:03.239 --> 01:04:05.400
But I've just noticed that a lot. It's like they'll

1437
01:04:05.440 --> 01:04:07.679
have somebody be in an office and they're almost always,

1438
01:04:07.880 --> 01:04:10.960
especially from like the seventies, eighties, nineties, they're most always architects. Yeah,

1439
01:04:11.079 --> 01:04:14.079
Like there's never it's never like an executive assistant or

1440
01:04:14.119 --> 01:04:18.679
a secretary or a file clerk. It's always you know,

1441
01:04:18.719 --> 01:04:22.440
it's never like a senior vice president of sales. It's

1442
01:04:22.519 --> 01:04:25.760
always architect. Yeah, that is no.

1443
01:04:25.800 --> 01:04:27.360
I mean an architect was it was. It was a

1444
01:04:27.440 --> 01:04:29.119
trope for a while. I mean it was especially in

1445
01:04:29.239 --> 01:04:32.119
kids movies, like a lot of parents were architects. I mean,

1446
01:04:32.119 --> 01:04:34.039
the biggest one that I always think of is Ben

1447
01:04:34.119 --> 01:04:35.480
Hanscomb in it.

1448
01:04:36.159 --> 01:04:38.000
Oh yeah, yeah, well I think that might also have

1449
01:04:38.079 --> 01:04:41.480
something to do with with a kid's understanding vaguely what

1450
01:04:41.559 --> 01:04:43.760
an architect is. That's fair as opposed to a VP

1451
01:04:43.960 --> 01:04:47.719
of of International Northeastern Sales. Yeah, that is true. This

1452
01:04:47.840 --> 01:04:48.440
is very true.

1453
01:04:49.400 --> 01:04:52.880
So Martin also has two kids. He's got a sixteen

1454
01:04:52.920 --> 01:04:54.920
year old daughter named Carolyn an eleven year old son

1455
01:04:55.000 --> 01:04:57.719
named Ben. When he comes home, his wife's on the phone,

1456
01:04:57.760 --> 01:04:59.880
like talking to to a client, and he's like, you know,

1457
01:05:00.079 --> 01:05:02.199
coming behind her and giving her kisses and everything and

1458
01:05:02.280 --> 01:05:03.719
like kind of putting the moves on her a little bit.

1459
01:05:03.960 --> 01:05:05.920
Then ventures up to the attic to find this picture

1460
01:05:05.960 --> 01:05:06.599
of this boat.

1461
01:05:06.519 --> 01:05:08.840
Yep, And she goes up there with him. He says like,

1462
01:05:08.920 --> 01:05:10.400
you remember my uncle I told you about it, Like

1463
01:05:10.599 --> 01:05:12.719
was weird he disappeared all those years ago. Yeah, And

1464
01:05:12.800 --> 01:05:14.960
she immediately goes into this hole like, oh god, let

1465
01:05:15.000 --> 01:05:16.760
me guess he's coming to visit because I really don't

1466
01:05:16.840 --> 01:05:18.639
have the time for this. And he's like, no, no,

1467
01:05:18.719 --> 01:05:20.119
he's not visiting, and she's like great, and he's like

1468
01:05:20.239 --> 01:05:23.400
he's dead. Yeah, Oh honey, I'm sorry, no, No, it's fine,

1469
01:05:23.440 --> 01:05:25.920
it's fine, it's fine. He left me something, so she

1470
01:05:26.039 --> 01:05:27.679
show he shows her the picture of the boat.

1471
01:05:27.800 --> 01:05:31.559
Meanwhile, Ben comes home from school downstairs and he makes

1472
01:05:31.559 --> 01:05:33.639
a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and some milk spills.

1473
01:05:33.719 --> 01:05:35.199
The milk all over his mom's schematic.

1474
01:05:35.280 --> 01:05:39.480
But for the record, the schematics are on the kitchen table.

1475
01:05:39.559 --> 01:05:41.599
They are covering the whole thing. Yeah, And when they

1476
01:05:41.679 --> 01:05:44.840
come back down, there's that great line where she just says,

1477
01:05:45.000 --> 01:05:49.000
who was eating on the kitchen table. It's a great,

1478
01:05:49.119 --> 01:05:49.760
great moment.

1479
01:05:50.000 --> 01:05:51.559
Well, I love it too, because when they're up in

1480
01:05:51.599 --> 01:05:53.400
the attic, it's just the two of them, Oh yeah.

1481
01:05:53.559 --> 01:05:55.199
And Bend's at the bottom and he hears the thing

1482
01:05:55.239 --> 01:05:56.840
about the boat. He's like, we're getting a boat, and

1483
01:05:56.920 --> 01:05:59.800
she goes, Ben, what if I told you about eavesdropping? Yeah,

1484
01:05:59.840 --> 01:06:01.679
but we're getting a boat, right, And then goes downstairs

1485
01:06:01.760 --> 01:06:02.920
and calls off road, dude.

1486
01:06:02.719 --> 01:06:05.079
We're getting a boat. Yeah. But of course he's mentioned

1487
01:06:05.119 --> 01:06:09.159
to her that according to three different places he called, yeah,

1488
01:06:09.320 --> 01:06:11.559
the boat could easily be worth a quarter of a

1489
01:06:11.639 --> 01:06:14.599
million dollars. Yes, And she's thrilled because she's like, we

1490
01:06:14.719 --> 01:06:16.519
could pay off the credit cards, we could get rid

1491
01:06:16.559 --> 01:06:19.039
of the second mortgage, we could do all these different things. Yeah,

1492
01:06:19.079 --> 01:06:21.199
it would really be a wonderful fresh start for us.

1493
01:06:21.559 --> 01:06:23.920
And he's like yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like, but wouldn't

1494
01:06:23.920 --> 01:06:26.159
it be an adventure to go get it because of

1495
01:06:26.239 --> 01:06:28.239
the place, And she's like, don't they have like boat

1496
01:06:28.320 --> 01:06:29.559
towing services.

1497
01:06:29.159 --> 01:06:33.320
Because the same time Tom de Tear aka Sat Potato.

1498
01:06:34.480 --> 01:06:36.320
Oh yeahs like St Potato. Yeah.

1499
01:06:36.320 --> 01:06:38.840
Sat Potato is where the boat is currently housed in

1500
01:06:39.119 --> 01:06:41.119
Puerto Rico. So they have to go to Puerto Rico

1501
01:06:41.199 --> 01:06:42.760
and they have to sail it to Miami to the

1502
01:06:42.800 --> 01:06:45.239
broker to sell it, right the broker played by the

1503
01:06:45.280 --> 01:06:46.480
great Paul Anka by the way.

1504
01:06:46.480 --> 01:06:49.480
Yeah yeah, it's fun role too because u after they

1505
01:06:49.519 --> 01:06:51.760
get to the boat, it's all beat up.

1506
01:06:51.880 --> 01:06:52.960
Oh yeah, And she.

1507
01:06:53.000 --> 01:06:54.519
Mentions like, we don't know anything about saying he's like,

1508
01:06:54.519 --> 01:06:57.639
there are tons of captains all around, just hire one.

1509
01:06:57.840 --> 01:06:59.559
Well, and the reason that the the reason that they

1510
01:06:59.599 --> 01:07:01.599
decide because originally she's against it, she doesn't want to

1511
01:07:01.599 --> 01:07:03.320
go on the trip. But the one thing that pushes

1512
01:07:03.400 --> 01:07:06.920
it is Carolyn comes home with news because we see

1513
01:07:06.960 --> 01:07:08.639
her in the car with her boyfriend and she's like,

1514
01:07:08.719 --> 01:07:11.239
I'm gonna go tell them. I'm so excited, goes in

1515
01:07:11.400 --> 01:07:13.679
and tells them that she's engaged, and again she is.

1516
01:07:13.920 --> 01:07:17.119
Sixteen years old. Yeah, and the guy is a real winner.

1517
01:07:17.239 --> 01:07:17.960
That's a real winner.

1518
01:07:18.079 --> 01:07:18.280
Yeah.

1519
01:07:18.800 --> 01:07:21.400
So they immediately cut from her engagement to them going

1520
01:07:21.440 --> 01:07:22.079
to pick up the boat.

1521
01:07:22.280 --> 01:07:25.039
Yes. And as he's looking at the boat, he calls

1522
01:07:25.119 --> 01:07:27.920
the he calls Anka's character. Yeah, and he tells him like,

1523
01:07:27.960 --> 01:07:30.679
what if it's not in very good shape? Yes, And

1524
01:07:30.760 --> 01:07:32.320
he's like, what do you what do you mean? You know,

1525
01:07:32.360 --> 01:07:37.239
he's like, you know, he doesn't it rough rough, you

1526
01:07:37.239 --> 01:07:38.320
know whatever in the gall.

1527
01:07:38.079 --> 01:07:41.639
Because Ankas says, I hear the boat hasn't been surveyed

1528
01:07:41.679 --> 01:07:43.360
in since nineteen sixty seven.

1529
01:07:43.679 --> 01:07:46.880
Yeah, so have you seen it? How's the condition? Yeah?

1530
01:07:47.079 --> 01:07:49.920
So after he tells him all that, he literally throws

1531
01:07:50.039 --> 01:07:52.360
the file into the trash because he's assuming it's not

1532
01:07:52.440 --> 01:07:53.440
going to be worth much any.

1533
01:07:53.400 --> 01:07:55.440
Yeah, and tells the secretariat that they had this really

1534
01:07:55.480 --> 01:07:56.920
good captain that was going to be taking it, and

1535
01:07:57.000 --> 01:08:00.159
he's like, I've changed my mind. Give it to somebody lesser.

1536
01:08:00.280 --> 01:08:02.920
Somebody local, local, give us some local, because I guess

1537
01:08:02.960 --> 01:08:04.559
they were gonna fly somebody there. Yeah.

1538
01:08:04.920 --> 01:08:08.679
So in enters the film Captain Ron, played by the

1539
01:08:08.719 --> 01:08:11.480
great Kurt Russell, who drives up in a beat up

1540
01:08:11.599 --> 01:08:14.280
yellow car that is missing a headlight right where his

1541
01:08:14.400 --> 01:08:17.680
eye is also missing his glass eye happens on the

1542
01:08:17.720 --> 01:08:20.000
Southern car too when he gets the the Plymouth at

1543
01:08:20.039 --> 01:08:20.319
the end.

1544
01:08:21.760 --> 01:08:22.359
Yeah, that's great.

1545
01:08:22.399 --> 01:08:24.239
Yeah, both cars are missing their left head light.

1546
01:08:25.520 --> 01:08:26.119
That's great.

1547
01:08:26.479 --> 01:08:29.359
So Ron pulls up to the ship and he parks

1548
01:08:29.399 --> 01:08:31.560
his car, but we also watch him get onto the boat.

1549
01:08:31.600 --> 01:08:33.119
As the car rolls right into the.

1550
01:08:33.119 --> 01:08:36.079
Bay and no one reacts to it, not him, not

1551
01:08:36.279 --> 01:08:38.720
anybody on the boat. He just gets out, walks up

1552
01:08:38.760 --> 01:08:41.359
and it just slowly just goes right off into the bay. Yep.

1553
01:08:41.840 --> 01:08:44.960
And he starts introducing himself. He meets he meets Martin short.

1554
01:08:45.439 --> 01:08:45.560
Uh.

1555
01:08:45.680 --> 01:08:48.760
He then assumes that uh Carolyn, that his daughter is

1556
01:08:48.840 --> 01:08:50.800
his wife. He's like, oh wow, she just keeps you

1557
01:08:50.880 --> 01:08:52.279
warm at night. It sha pa.

1558
01:08:54.079 --> 01:08:56.119
So he introduces to the rest of the family and

1559
01:08:56.720 --> 01:08:59.439
immediately Bend his son notices the eye patch and ask

1560
01:08:59.520 --> 01:09:01.880
him how lose an eye? Ron playing it off just

1561
01:09:01.960 --> 01:09:03.720
like ah shark attack swab.

1562
01:09:03.840 --> 01:09:07.399
Yeah, off the coast of Australia. Yeah, we hit a reef.

1563
01:09:07.439 --> 01:09:10.279
When I was captaining the This is the Sarah, the

1564
01:09:10.399 --> 01:09:11.359
US S Saratoga.

1565
01:09:11.439 --> 01:09:13.680
Yeah, that one, yeah, that one. Oh my god. He says,

1566
01:09:13.720 --> 01:09:15.479
we hit a reef and she was like the great

1567
01:09:15.560 --> 01:09:17.199
barrier if. He's like, ah, you've heard heard of it,

1568
01:09:18.600 --> 01:09:19.640
and so she's like did it?

1569
01:09:20.000 --> 01:09:20.039
So?

1570
01:09:20.199 --> 01:09:22.359
Did it sink? He was like, did your did you

1571
01:09:22.640 --> 01:09:24.439
ever have a boat sink? Or did you have did

1572
01:09:24.520 --> 01:09:26.199
your boat sink? He was like, oh no, no, my

1573
01:09:26.319 --> 01:09:29.520
client's boat, saying yeah, that was so good, so good.

1574
01:09:29.760 --> 01:09:34.880
He's so so deeply questionable in every every aspect.

1575
01:09:34.600 --> 01:09:38.119
The one eyed navy veteran who claims to have piloted

1576
01:09:38.159 --> 01:09:40.359
the us S. Saratoga. And then from there it just

1577
01:09:40.399 --> 01:09:43.239
gets crazier and crazier because they need to go check

1578
01:09:43.279 --> 01:09:46.039
the engine. So they go downstairs. They're pointing oil into

1579
01:09:46.319 --> 01:09:47.960
into the engine because he tells him they have to

1580
01:09:48.000 --> 01:09:49.479
do it every morning to make sure that it doesn't

1581
01:09:49.520 --> 01:09:52.319
burn the bearings out. And originally he's going to get

1582
01:09:52.319 --> 01:09:53.800
the job to Ben and he's like, ah, no, it's

1583
01:09:53.800 --> 01:09:56.079
actually a serious job. So then Ben's ordered to take

1584
01:09:56.079 --> 01:09:58.760
out trash and this starts the relationship with him and

1585
01:09:58.840 --> 01:10:00.760
Ron that I love because he's like, you know, how

1586
01:10:00.800 --> 01:10:02.039
good you know, why don't you go do the trash?

1587
01:10:02.039 --> 01:10:05.279
And he's like and he tells him, you know, you know, hey,

1588
01:10:05.439 --> 01:10:07.520
this is how boats work. You do this job, you

1589
01:10:07.600 --> 01:10:09.199
get another job, you get another job, you.

1590
01:10:09.199 --> 01:10:12.279
Get upgraded from swab to hand to mate or mate, yeah,

1591
01:10:12.520 --> 01:10:15.359
to mate, and the kid seems to respond to that, Okay,

1592
01:10:15.479 --> 01:10:15.760
he does.

1593
01:10:15.840 --> 01:10:18.239
I love Ben in his relationship with this movie. My sister,

1594
01:10:18.319 --> 01:10:20.920
by the way, said that I was Ben anytime we

1595
01:10:20.960 --> 01:10:22.800
watch this. She just like, Ben acts a lot like you.

1596
01:10:23.319 --> 01:10:25.880
That sounds right, yeah, especially after Ben got a couple

1597
01:10:25.960 --> 01:10:27.279
in him, very like you.

1598
01:10:27.520 --> 01:10:29.479
Well, the one scene that she always pointed out is

1599
01:10:30.079 --> 01:10:33.239
when Martin Short sets the boat on fire. She said

1600
01:10:33.279 --> 01:10:33.960
that was very mad.

1601
01:10:34.119 --> 01:10:36.720
I could see that. I could see that very clearly. Yeah.

1602
01:10:37.119 --> 01:10:39.159
So they get they get the engine up and running,

1603
01:10:39.359 --> 01:10:42.199
and that's when Ron goes out. He's like, they're like,

1604
01:10:42.239 --> 01:10:43.439
you know, how are we ready to set sail? And

1605
01:10:43.439 --> 01:10:44.720
they're like, oh no, you know, You've got to do

1606
01:10:44.760 --> 01:10:47.239
some things. Then Ron realizes that the car, which is

1607
01:10:47.399 --> 01:10:49.920
the car he borrowed from his friend, is no longer

1608
01:10:50.079 --> 01:10:50.880
parked there anymore.

1609
01:10:51.159 --> 01:10:53.159
Nope, and he looks over and sees.

1610
01:10:52.960 --> 01:10:54.439
The bubbles coming up to where the car went in

1611
01:10:54.479 --> 01:10:56.680
the water, and also three locals looking down off the

1612
01:10:56.760 --> 01:10:59.760
dock at it. And right as this is happening, he

1613
01:10:59.800 --> 01:11:02.239
all so sees his buddy arriving to collect the car.

1614
01:11:02.680 --> 01:11:04.119
So he's like, you know, hey, you know, why don't

1615
01:11:04.119 --> 01:11:04.560
we go ahead?

1616
01:11:04.600 --> 01:11:06.119
You know, well, the best thing we can do is

1617
01:11:06.199 --> 01:11:07.960
just start the car get out there.

1618
01:11:08.039 --> 01:11:08.239
Yeah.

1619
01:11:08.319 --> 01:11:12.680
Yeah, So he unties everything, the boat starts underway, the

1620
01:11:12.760 --> 01:11:15.600
guy in the car grabs a rifle and starts shooting it.

1621
01:11:19.119 --> 01:11:21.920
Man, if only that were the only time.

1622
01:11:22.319 --> 01:11:26.479
Yeah, for real though, So he refers to Martin, his

1623
01:11:26.560 --> 01:11:29.399
boss by the way, So he's calling boss. Becalls Martin,

1624
01:11:29.479 --> 01:11:34.720
Boss calls uh, not Carolyn, the wife as a Catherine,

1625
01:11:34.760 --> 01:11:38.399
who is yeah, Catherine's wife. So calls her kiddy. So

1626
01:11:38.880 --> 01:11:40.760
they start sailing, and he goes, you know, we don't

1627
01:11:40.800 --> 01:11:42.319
have supplies. I will pick it up in Saint Hey.

1628
01:11:42.359 --> 01:11:44.279
You know, it's just a little about twenty thirty miles

1629
01:11:44.319 --> 01:11:44.760
down the way.

1630
01:11:45.960 --> 01:11:47.760
Yeah, he wants to get the hell out of there

1631
01:11:47.840 --> 01:11:49.399
right then and there. And I love how he just

1632
01:11:49.439 --> 01:11:51.119
explains it's like no, no, no, the best thing for

1633
01:11:51.239 --> 01:11:53.520
it is just to get it out on the water, so.

1634
01:11:54.079 --> 01:11:56.880
They're sailing on the open water. He has Martin take

1635
01:11:56.920 --> 01:11:58.720
the reins of the boat, and that's when he's just like,

1636
01:11:58.800 --> 01:12:01.439
I'm gonna go downstairs and get some shit. In the

1637
01:12:01.520 --> 01:12:03.199
middle of the day, middle of the day, middle of

1638
01:12:03.239 --> 01:12:05.760
the ocean they're going through. So he, you know, he

1639
01:12:05.840 --> 01:12:07.640
and his family are just cruising on the boat and

1640
01:12:07.720 --> 01:12:10.119
they eventually get the Saint Haig, but they start running

1641
01:12:10.159 --> 01:12:12.359
into a lot of ships that are honking at them. Yeah,

1642
01:12:12.359 --> 01:12:14.199
and this is your favorite scene because he's just like,

1643
01:12:14.279 --> 01:12:16.560
you know, can somebody go downstairs and wake up Captain

1644
01:12:16.640 --> 01:12:18.560
Ron And the daughter comes up and she's like, I

1645
01:12:18.640 --> 01:12:20.199
think there's something wrong with that captain guy.

1646
01:12:20.279 --> 01:12:22.680
What is I think he's dead? Yeah, And they go

1647
01:12:22.840 --> 01:12:24.800
down and look at him and he is laying there

1648
01:12:25.039 --> 01:12:29.359
I open yes, staring straight up, I open in mouth openly. Yeah. Yeah,

1649
01:12:29.520 --> 01:12:33.000
just just not moving at all. But luckily he wakes

1650
01:12:33.079 --> 01:12:35.359
up and it turns out he had put his eye

1651
01:12:35.439 --> 01:12:38.399
patch on his good eye, yeah, to keep the sun out.

1652
01:12:39.279 --> 01:12:41.079
But there's a great part. It was like, what happened?

1653
01:12:41.079 --> 01:12:42.640
But I thought you lost her? He's like glass eye

1654
01:12:42.800 --> 01:12:45.880
swamped and he puts him back. That's one that always

1655
01:12:45.880 --> 01:12:47.720
I always remembered forever because I thought it was so funny. Oh,

1656
01:12:47.760 --> 01:12:49.760
I just switched the patch to keep the sun out.

1657
01:12:49.880 --> 01:12:51.479
So he gets up to the reins of the of

1658
01:12:51.520 --> 01:12:54.000
the boat, starts taking the wheel, speeds up, and they're

1659
01:12:54.079 --> 01:12:56.680
going into this little this little yacht club that is

1660
01:12:56.760 --> 01:12:58.960
a very tight entry for these ships, by the way.

1661
01:12:59.439 --> 01:13:01.880
Yes, So people are having.

1662
01:13:01.800 --> 01:13:03.880
Music, people are having drinks, they're enjoying the music, and

1663
01:13:03.960 --> 01:13:06.439
this boat is just creeping closer and closer and quicker.

1664
01:13:07.079 --> 01:13:10.680
And suddenly he's like, okay, throw down the not the rudders,

1665
01:13:10.720 --> 01:13:14.319
but the anchor. No, no, the rubber things. I can't

1666
01:13:14.319 --> 01:13:16.079
think he even even asked, because Martin Short's like, what

1667
01:13:16.159 --> 01:13:18.479
what is it? The things that block the boat? The

1668
01:13:18.560 --> 01:13:19.640
tires that blocked the side.

1669
01:13:19.680 --> 01:13:21.600
So when they swill the bumpers, we'll call them that.

1670
01:13:21.720 --> 01:13:22.680
Oh sure, Yeah, So.

1671
01:13:22.840 --> 01:13:25.680
He puts the bumpers down and they literally maneuver this

1672
01:13:25.800 --> 01:13:29.119
boat to completely position right along the side perfectly.

1673
01:13:29.920 --> 01:13:30.119
Yeah.

1674
01:13:30.159 --> 01:13:32.800
He nails it, because everybody on the on the at

1675
01:13:32.840 --> 01:13:35.159
this yacht club is fearing like they're running. They're like,

1676
01:13:35.239 --> 01:13:37.520
oh my god, he's gonna hit us. And then swings

1677
01:13:37.560 --> 01:13:39.800
it and I love it. He steps off the boat

1678
01:13:39.840 --> 01:13:41.399
goes to the bartender, he's like, ah, you know, give

1679
01:13:41.439 --> 01:13:44.680
me a margarita, and then walks towards the band and

1680
01:13:44.800 --> 01:13:45.680
everybody starts back.

1681
01:13:46.079 --> 01:13:49.640
Yeah yeah, man, no it Ron is such a good

1682
01:13:49.680 --> 01:13:54.319
example of just this weird drifter type guy. Yeah, who

1683
01:13:54.399 --> 01:13:56.920
clearly does have skills, it's just a matter of you know,

1684
01:13:57.039 --> 01:13:58.079
when he's sober and.

1685
01:13:59.000 --> 01:14:01.239
Yeah, because I love the line when they're down below

1686
01:14:01.279 --> 01:14:02.920
he's like, you know, ah, you know, boats like their oil,

1687
01:14:03.079 --> 01:14:04.399
like just like captains like their rum.

1688
01:14:04.600 --> 01:14:05.520
They do like the rum.

1689
01:14:05.600 --> 01:14:11.159
Why is that Captain Ron? So they party at Saint Hag.

1690
01:14:11.239 --> 01:14:13.000
They're walking around the town for a little bit, and

1691
01:14:13.119 --> 01:14:15.840
it gets to be night, and we see that Captain

1692
01:14:15.920 --> 01:14:18.560
Ron and the kids are playing monopoly, except the daughter

1693
01:14:18.960 --> 01:14:21.880
waits for Martin and his wife to go down because

1694
01:14:21.920 --> 01:14:23.800
they are going to christen the ship properly.

1695
01:14:23.960 --> 01:14:27.399
Oh yeah, break a bottle inside exactly. Yeah.

1696
01:14:27.600 --> 01:14:27.800
Yeah.

1697
01:14:27.840 --> 01:14:28.039
Yeah.

1698
01:14:28.600 --> 01:14:31.680
So he's left up with Ben playing monopoly because Carolyn

1699
01:14:31.760 --> 01:14:33.479
sneaks off the ship to go for a walk.

1700
01:14:33.880 --> 01:14:37.600
Yeah walk, yeah, to go party, to go party yeah. Yeah.

1701
01:14:38.039 --> 01:14:41.239
So that's when Ron, realizing that the parents are gone,

1702
01:14:41.479 --> 01:14:43.920
he tells them that because originally he wanted to play poker,

1703
01:14:43.960 --> 01:14:45.560
and she's like, oh, why don't we stick to monopoly.

1704
01:14:46.039 --> 01:14:48.840
So then once they get some money because Carolyn pays

1705
01:14:48.880 --> 01:14:50.560
both of them to not say anything to their parents,

1706
01:14:50.760 --> 01:14:52.399
he's just like, well, now you got something, let's make

1707
01:14:52.439 --> 01:14:54.600
this interesting. So they wage around monopoly.

1708
01:14:55.600 --> 01:14:57.000
Well, of course, got to keep it interesting.

1709
01:14:57.039 --> 01:14:58.960
You gotta keep it interesting. And my favorite thing is

1710
01:14:59.239 --> 01:15:01.199
he goes to move after Ron's beer bend does and

1711
01:15:01.279 --> 01:15:03.199
he's like, hey, what, I'm just moving. He's just like,

1712
01:15:03.399 --> 01:15:05.000
damn right to where you want your own beer, or

1713
01:15:05.039 --> 01:15:06.239
you want your beer, get your own.

1714
01:15:06.479 --> 01:15:07.880
Oh he was like, I wasn't gonna drink. He's like

1715
01:15:07.920 --> 01:15:10.520
that right, you want to drink, get your own beer. Uh,

1716
01:15:10.920 --> 01:15:12.560
So he gets a beer, of course.

1717
01:15:13.760 --> 01:15:17.279
Meanwhile, Martin and Catherine are down below in their bunk

1718
01:15:17.720 --> 01:15:19.800
and that's when he gets the idea that they're going

1719
01:15:19.880 --> 01:15:21.840
to have sex, and in order for them to camouflage,

1720
01:15:21.840 --> 01:15:23.319
they're going to have sex in the shower by turning

1721
01:15:23.359 --> 01:15:25.319
the water on so that way there's no noise. So

1722
01:15:25.399 --> 01:15:27.520
they get into the shower, they turn the water on.

1723
01:15:27.600 --> 01:15:30.520
Everything's going fine until it turns out that they clog

1724
01:15:30.640 --> 01:15:30.960
the drain.

1725
01:15:31.520 --> 01:15:35.000
Yeah, a freaking washcloth goes into the drain sucked down.

1726
01:15:35.319 --> 01:15:35.520
Yeah.

1727
01:15:36.399 --> 01:15:39.159
So, but also before that happened, there was a mop

1728
01:15:39.239 --> 01:15:42.680
handle against the door that completely got knocked inside.

1729
01:15:42.800 --> 01:15:45.359
Yeah, he takes it out and then it falls across

1730
01:15:45.439 --> 01:15:48.319
and locks them into this little shower, and.

1731
01:15:48.399 --> 01:15:50.439
So the water starts filling up in this thing, and

1732
01:15:50.720 --> 01:15:52.880
they're like panicking because not only the trying to turn

1733
01:15:52.920 --> 01:15:55.279
the water off, the knob comes off, the water fills

1734
01:15:55.359 --> 01:15:56.319
up so quickly.

1735
01:15:56.920 --> 01:15:59.840
Yeah, they're they're about almost chest high. Yeah. Yeah.

1736
01:16:00.279 --> 01:16:04.319
So upstairs, Captain Ron's kicking Ben's assid monopoly because one

1737
01:16:04.319 --> 01:16:06.319
of my favorite lines is he's like, ah, such as us,

1738
01:16:06.319 --> 01:16:08.800
that'll be thirty six cents. That's half the money I have.

1739
01:16:09.119 --> 01:16:10.239
Shit happens, cough it up.

1740
01:16:10.439 --> 01:16:13.439
Yeah, that shit happens, cough it up. Hey, that's a

1741
01:16:13.560 --> 01:16:14.600
valuable life lesson.

1742
01:16:14.800 --> 01:16:17.119
So he tells them then that he's gonna go downstairs,

1743
01:16:17.159 --> 01:16:18.479
tell them they're going to run out the water if

1744
01:16:18.479 --> 01:16:19.359
they keep going at this rate.

1745
01:16:19.399 --> 01:16:20.760
Oh and by the way, you owe me two fifty

1746
01:16:20.800 --> 01:16:22.760
for the beer. Yeah that killed me too. You owe

1747
01:16:22.800 --> 01:16:23.720
me too empty for the beer.

1748
01:16:23.760 --> 01:16:25.439
And he's taking a sip as it happens, and he

1749
01:16:25.520 --> 01:16:29.239
just like his I s kit wide. So as soon

1750
01:16:29.279 --> 01:16:31.560
as he gets downstairs, the tank runs dry on the water,

1751
01:16:31.720 --> 01:16:34.199
so they're both it's trapped in the bathroom and he's like,

1752
01:16:34.279 --> 01:16:35.640
you know, ah, boss, I was gonna tell you, like

1753
01:16:35.720 --> 01:16:38.159
long showers can drain the pump. By the way, do

1754
01:16:38.199 --> 01:16:39.840
you know there's a mop panel front the door. Oh

1755
01:16:39.920 --> 01:16:41.840
thank you, Captain Ron. Yeah, I'll just get that opens

1756
01:16:41.880 --> 01:16:42.319
it and they.

1757
01:16:42.319 --> 01:16:44.800
Just fall out. It's very, very funny.

1758
01:16:45.560 --> 01:16:48.439
So that is the first night on board, of course.

1759
01:16:50.319 --> 01:16:53.199
So by the next day, Martin's riding in his in

1760
01:16:53.319 --> 01:16:55.840
his ship log and he calls Captain Ron a moron.

1761
01:16:55.920 --> 01:16:58.039
By the way, He's like, Captain, I think he calls.

1762
01:16:57.880 --> 01:17:00.279
Me Captain Morony, which I wondered if he was if

1763
01:17:00.319 --> 01:17:02.000
that was like if he was trying to be clever

1764
01:17:02.119 --> 01:17:04.600
like Captain Morgan or if he was just being a jerk.

1765
01:17:04.640 --> 01:17:06.840
Could either way. They're all good, Yeah, they're all good answers.

1766
01:17:06.960 --> 01:17:08.800
So they're stilling out the next morning, and this is

1767
01:17:08.840 --> 01:17:10.640
when Ron kind of gives them the go down of

1768
01:17:10.680 --> 01:17:13.399
the ship. They start running through the things and Martin

1769
01:17:13.520 --> 01:17:15.159
is kind of falling behind the rest of the family.

1770
01:17:15.199 --> 01:17:16.960
Everybody else is kind of getting all the shippling go

1771
01:17:17.039 --> 01:17:17.760
and he's really not.

1772
01:17:18.039 --> 01:17:20.880
Yeah, he's falling behind very quickly. Yeah, in part because

1773
01:17:20.880 --> 01:17:23.600
he kind of is resenting Captain Ron as time goes on.

1774
01:17:23.760 --> 01:17:26.319
And Ron's sweeping into his family like he's because it's

1775
01:17:26.319 --> 01:17:28.159
one of my favorite things is the one shot where

1776
01:17:28.199 --> 01:17:30.279
he's a kitty's steering the boat and he's got his

1777
01:17:30.439 --> 01:17:31.039
arms around there.

1778
01:17:31.199 --> 01:17:33.600
Yeah. Yeah, but he's like you feel that, you feel that? Yeah,

1779
01:17:33.640 --> 01:17:35.359
He's like, yeah, if it's pulling like that, that means

1780
01:17:35.399 --> 01:17:36.479
you're you're handling it. Well.

1781
01:17:37.199 --> 01:17:38.800
So the next day they decide that they're going to

1782
01:17:38.840 --> 01:17:41.359
stop off in the Caribbean, but they also learned that

1783
01:17:41.520 --> 01:17:45.439
Captain Ron doesn't navigate, No, he just he does. He

1784
01:17:45.560 --> 01:17:47.479
just kind of points the ship and if they get lost,

1785
01:17:47.640 --> 01:17:49.119
we would just stop and ask for directions.

1786
01:17:49.239 --> 01:17:49.439
Yeah.

1787
01:17:49.560 --> 01:17:53.279
Yeah, that's I mean, I guess when you're in the Caribbean,

1788
01:17:53.479 --> 01:17:56.920
like maybe yeah, you know, there are a lot of islands.

1789
01:17:56.920 --> 01:17:57.279
I guess what.

1790
01:17:57.399 --> 01:17:59.239
I love it too, because he tells them that he's like,

1791
01:17:59.319 --> 01:18:01.399
well you heard a saying right, well, yeah, well we're

1792
01:18:01.439 --> 01:18:02.880
gonna go to the island just right to the next

1793
01:18:02.920 --> 01:18:03.439
of it. What's that?

1794
01:18:03.760 --> 01:18:08.199
Ted's Yeah, Ted's I It's just Ted's teds teds so

1795
01:18:08.920 --> 01:18:10.920
they end up going to the wrong island, of course,

1796
01:18:11.119 --> 01:18:13.399
and Ron, to make it up for them, decides to

1797
01:18:13.439 --> 01:18:15.319
buy them lunch at its like burger joint in the

1798
01:18:15.399 --> 01:18:15.920
middle of this.

1799
01:18:16.119 --> 01:18:19.279
It's just an island that has like one little CANTEENA.

1800
01:18:19.520 --> 01:18:21.760
I mean, it makes sense because it's probably because they're

1801
01:18:21.800 --> 01:18:23.840
kind of out of the way. Yeah, but this is

1802
01:18:23.920 --> 01:18:27.760
one of my favorite confusions. Yeah, because as Martin Short

1803
01:18:27.880 --> 01:18:29.319
is going to take a walk because he's like, let's

1804
01:18:29.359 --> 01:18:31.199
make the best of it, let's explore the island, they're like,

1805
01:18:31.560 --> 01:18:34.119
makes so much cheese fries. Yeah, just stay on the

1806
01:18:34.760 --> 01:18:37.279
Ron says, just stay on the trail because there are

1807
01:18:37.319 --> 01:18:41.239
gorillas in the in the jungle. And he's just like, son,

1808
01:18:41.600 --> 01:18:44.760
there are no gorillas in the jungle. Gorillas live in

1809
01:18:45.880 --> 01:18:51.560
Equator of Africa. Well yeah, it's like Equator equaterial Africa. Yeah.

1810
01:18:51.960 --> 01:18:53.960
He's like, so there are no gorillas here.

1811
01:18:54.119 --> 01:18:57.800
Yeah, And he's like all right, So Martin Short goes

1812
01:18:57.840 --> 01:19:00.720
off walking on the past. Meanwhile, Captain Ron starts putting

1813
01:19:00.760 --> 01:19:03.840
the moves on on Catherine because the song starts playing,

1814
01:19:03.880 --> 01:19:06.920
they start dancing together. He tries to initially get Carolyn

1815
01:19:06.960 --> 01:19:09.600
to dance, and then so Katherine him share dance. Meanwhile,

1816
01:19:09.640 --> 01:19:12.520
Martin's walking through the path. He's also tawning Captain Ron,

1817
01:19:13.399 --> 01:19:16.600
mimicking him, and then goes off the path and runs

1818
01:19:16.680 --> 01:19:17.720
into some gorillas.

1819
01:19:18.479 --> 01:19:23.319
Yeah, the other kind, the other kind. I love that reveal. Yes,

1820
01:19:23.600 --> 01:19:27.600
what he runs into are gorillas, Yes, you know fighters

1821
01:19:28.359 --> 01:19:32.640
soldiers led by General Armando. Yeah. So, and and his

1822
01:19:32.800 --> 01:19:35.199
response to that when they're on the boat, Oh god,

1823
01:19:35.239 --> 01:19:38.800
I love he's just like I he said, go real

1824
01:19:38.880 --> 01:19:40.760
loves not girls.

1825
01:19:41.479 --> 01:19:43.479
Well, and I love it because him and Kitty are

1826
01:19:43.720 --> 01:19:46.000
they're standing down like the door thing or whatnot, and

1827
01:19:46.079 --> 01:19:47.840
he's just like, he's like, you know, he did it

1828
01:19:47.880 --> 01:19:50.319
on purpose, So like he's trying to, you know, undermine me,

1829
01:19:50.399 --> 01:19:51.439
and he's like, you know he did.

1830
01:19:51.600 --> 01:19:53.760
I see it in his eyes, excuse me his I

1831
01:19:54.760 --> 01:19:57.199
you know, when he gets angry about Captain Ron, he's

1832
01:19:57.279 --> 01:19:58.159
so funny. Yeah.

1833
01:19:58.680 --> 01:20:01.720
So he goes downsta to get a screwdriver, and that's

1834
01:20:01.760 --> 01:20:03.800
when he sees that they're playing Monopoly downstairs. But he

1835
01:20:03.880 --> 01:20:07.159
also sees that Ben is polishing off some clips for

1836
01:20:07.239 --> 01:20:07.720
some guns.

1837
01:20:07.960 --> 01:20:10.720
No, he's cleaning the guns themselves. Yeah, cleaning the guns. Yeah,

1838
01:20:11.359 --> 01:20:15.239
w D forty, which you should not really use on

1839
01:20:15.319 --> 01:20:17.800
a on a firearm. But he's got a couple of

1840
01:20:17.880 --> 01:20:21.000
pistols and two automatics and a mac ten, a mac ten,

1841
01:20:21.439 --> 01:20:22.880
a mac ten submachine gun.

1842
01:20:23.039 --> 01:20:24.399
Did you hear, by the way, what he called it.

1843
01:20:24.520 --> 01:20:27.960
When he goes upstairs and dumps them. I forget automatic weapons?

1844
01:20:28.000 --> 01:20:30.640
Oh yeah, he says, automatic weapons. Yeah, well one of

1845
01:20:30.680 --> 01:20:32.399
them was yeah, but.

1846
01:20:32.479 --> 01:20:34.239
Yeah, so he goes, he goes, what are those and

1847
01:20:34.279 --> 01:20:36.399
they're like, oh, it's monopoly. He's like, no, those yeah,

1848
01:20:36.479 --> 01:20:37.600
two automatics in a mac ten.

1849
01:20:37.680 --> 01:20:37.840
Yeah.

1850
01:20:37.840 --> 01:20:39.600
I thought we need him, you know, pirates, Pirates.

1851
01:20:39.319 --> 01:20:42.399
Of the Yeah, for the Pirates of the Caribbean. He's

1852
01:20:42.439 --> 01:20:43.960
like Pirates of the Caribbean. But a lot of the

1853
01:20:44.039 --> 01:20:47.840
time at Disney wand been a Dolly World. Uh yeah,

1854
01:20:48.079 --> 01:20:50.159
been Dolly World, have been whatever, And he's like, yeah,

1855
01:20:50.199 --> 01:20:51.359
you just want to have something in case you run

1856
01:20:51.399 --> 01:20:53.560
into pirates, And so Martin's like, we're not having guns

1857
01:20:53.600 --> 01:20:54.600
on this boat. Picks them well.

1858
01:20:54.640 --> 01:20:56.319
I love it because he goes to leave after like

1859
01:20:56.399 --> 01:20:58.159
saying that, and then comes back and picks them up

1860
01:20:58.239 --> 01:21:01.119
like this, like scoops them up and then carries them because.

1861
01:21:00.960 --> 01:21:03.079
He set them down to make a point. Yeah, And

1862
01:21:03.159 --> 01:21:04.880
then walks out and they come back and scoop.

1863
01:21:04.640 --> 01:21:07.079
Them up, goes back upstairs, goes to the side of

1864
01:21:07.119 --> 01:21:09.039
the boat, jumps them over, and we hear the bubbles going,

1865
01:21:09.079 --> 01:21:10.640
and Catherine goes, you know what were that? And he's like,

1866
01:21:10.680 --> 01:21:14.520
you're not gonna believe this automatic weapons. For get this pirates.

1867
01:21:15.840 --> 01:21:18.560
And that's when he's just like, you know, wait a minute, uh, Catherinron,

1868
01:21:18.760 --> 01:21:19.760
how did you get those guns?

1869
01:21:19.800 --> 01:21:20.680
Oh that's the best part.

1870
01:21:20.760 --> 01:21:23.199
You see the revolutionaries, you know, they said they needed

1871
01:21:23.199 --> 01:21:25.279
to ride and we're not having them on this boat.

1872
01:21:25.319 --> 01:21:26.960
Oh that's fine, We'll just give me back the guns.

1873
01:21:27.319 --> 01:21:28.880
And so Martin goes over to the side of the boat,

1874
01:21:28.880 --> 01:21:30.960
looks down cut to the.

1875
01:21:31.159 --> 01:21:34.279
Gorilla gorillas on the boat and they're all in their

1876
01:21:34.319 --> 01:21:37.960
fatigues with their guns and their knives. But they're very polite,

1877
01:21:38.119 --> 01:21:40.479
very polite, like extremely they're good guests. Yeah.

1878
01:21:41.000 --> 01:21:44.880
So that is when he decides that they are going

1879
01:21:45.000 --> 01:21:46.960
to give them a lift because they don't have a

1880
01:21:47.039 --> 01:21:51.079
choice to and they're going to where is uh san Juan,

1881
01:21:51.159 --> 01:21:53.720
san Juan. Yeah, they're going to San Juan. So they

1882
01:21:53.800 --> 01:21:57.039
are deciding to sail to San Juan. Everything's gonna be fine,

1883
01:21:57.039 --> 01:21:59.520
they're gonna arrive on this carnival night, except they run

1884
01:21:59.800 --> 01:22:00.720
right into a storm.

1885
01:22:00.760 --> 01:22:02.920
Oh wait, no, no, no, they I think san Juan

1886
01:22:03.000 --> 01:22:04.560
was later. I think they weren't they trying to go

1887
01:22:04.600 --> 01:22:06.680
to Are they trying to go to the Rio?

1888
01:22:07.399 --> 01:22:07.520
Well?

1889
01:22:07.560 --> 01:22:09.319
Because San Juan's where they get busted, right.

1890
01:22:09.520 --> 01:22:11.359
Yeah, san Juan's in Puerto Rico. Weren't they trying to

1891
01:22:11.399 --> 01:22:12.239
go to Brazil first?

1892
01:22:12.640 --> 01:22:15.199
I can't remember because I know because they have the

1893
01:22:15.239 --> 01:22:17.520
revolutionaries on the boat for a night and then they

1894
01:22:17.600 --> 01:22:19.119
run into the storm and then the storm is what

1895
01:22:19.520 --> 01:22:21.199
me initially takes them to the island.

1896
01:22:21.840 --> 01:22:23.359
Then they may have been trying to go to San Juan.

1897
01:22:23.439 --> 01:22:25.159
Yeah, but anyway, so yeah, they go in and they

1898
01:22:25.239 --> 01:22:27.399
run into a storm, and that is when we have

1899
01:22:27.520 --> 01:22:30.279
one of my favorite scenes because everybody is up top

1900
01:22:30.680 --> 01:22:33.159
after because they're all below because the boat's rocking back.

1901
01:22:33.319 --> 01:22:35.680
Don't worry, there's no way this could sink, and he's like,

1902
01:22:35.760 --> 01:22:37.319
you all might want to be up topic case this

1903
01:22:37.439 --> 01:22:41.119
all breaks apart, and they're all and they were already

1904
01:22:41.199 --> 01:22:42.199
tying on their.

1905
01:22:42.560 --> 01:22:44.640
Life best well, and I love it because Ben's like, moh,

1906
01:22:44.800 --> 01:22:46.800
my glass is broke, and she's like we'll fix some

1907
01:22:46.880 --> 01:22:47.279
we can see that.

1908
01:22:47.600 --> 01:22:49.920
Hang on to something, hang on because he goes to

1909
01:22:50.000 --> 01:22:50.760
the sun. Yeah.

1910
01:22:51.479 --> 01:22:54.399
So meanwhile, while this is all going on, Martin is

1911
01:22:54.439 --> 01:22:56.359
trying to give Captain Ron the benefit of the doubt

1912
01:22:56.439 --> 01:22:58.279
because like they're they're in a storm, they're in a

1913
01:22:58.359 --> 01:23:00.640
mess at this point. And he's just like, all right,

1914
01:23:00.720 --> 01:23:03.199
I know we're having some rough waters, but Captain Ron

1915
01:23:03.560 --> 01:23:04.680
says he knows where we are.

1916
01:23:04.800 --> 01:23:06.159
Now, why do you know this? Captron?

1917
01:23:06.199 --> 01:23:06.319
You know?

1918
01:23:06.439 --> 01:23:08.039
And he's like, you know, we we have our map.

1919
01:23:08.239 --> 01:23:11.399
Map flies away, they take the map out, all right, Well,

1920
01:23:11.479 --> 01:23:15.000
luckily all Columbus had to discover America was his trusty compass.

1921
01:23:15.159 --> 01:23:18.199
Touches the compass, the compass gonna fly off, Oh my god.

1922
01:23:19.159 --> 01:23:20.840
And that's when Ron is just like, yeah, he's like,

1923
01:23:20.840 --> 01:23:22.520
you know, I think everything's gonna be okay, all right.

1924
01:23:22.520 --> 01:23:23.520
He thinks everything is gonnay.

1925
01:23:23.560 --> 01:23:25.960
Why is that When I filled up the boat, I

1926
01:23:26.079 --> 01:23:28.239
put in just enough gas for us to get to

1927
01:23:28.319 --> 01:23:30.279
San Juan and now we are.

1928
01:23:30.439 --> 01:23:35.199
Out of gas. I love this movie.

1929
01:23:35.359 --> 01:23:37.720
And Martin immediately jumps on him and he's just like

1930
01:23:37.760 --> 01:23:40.319
I've seen this before. Put something sharp and put something

1931
01:23:40.359 --> 01:23:43.720
hard into his mouth or whatever because he's attacking him.

1932
01:23:43.720 --> 01:23:46.079
And then slowly but surely they see the lights of

1933
01:23:46.119 --> 01:23:47.159
the island and they arrive.

1934
01:23:47.520 --> 01:23:51.399
Yes, ma'am, I love that. I'm a sucker for boat

1935
01:23:51.479 --> 01:23:54.560
movies and I love a good storm and a boat. Yeah. Terrifying.

1936
01:23:54.680 --> 01:23:55.840
Well, and I love it too because I think we've

1937
01:23:55.840 --> 01:23:58.279
skipped over one thing because there's one point where yeah,

1938
01:23:58.319 --> 01:24:02.039
we did, because at one point the ben is playing

1939
01:24:02.239 --> 01:24:05.880
with the with the general and he the General lands

1940
01:24:05.920 --> 01:24:07.199
on one of his things and he's like, all right,

1941
01:24:07.239 --> 01:24:09.920
that'll be sixty American dollars and the interpreter is like,

1942
01:24:09.960 --> 01:24:11.960
the General says, that's all the money he has, and

1943
01:24:12.039 --> 01:24:14.640
he goes tell the general shit happens, coughing up.

1944
01:24:17.159 --> 01:24:17.600
I love that.

1945
01:24:17.760 --> 01:24:21.359
Such a good movie. So yeah, they get to San Juan.

1946
01:24:21.439 --> 01:24:24.600
There's a carnival going on and in the riff raft

1947
01:24:24.680 --> 01:24:27.439
the kids get lost, Catherin Ron gets separated, so Catherine

1948
01:24:27.439 --> 01:24:29.520
and Martin are trying to find the kids. They decide

1949
01:24:29.520 --> 01:24:31.479
to go to the police station and smash cut to

1950
01:24:31.760 --> 01:24:34.840
they're in jail because Martin mentioned that they brought revolutionaries

1951
01:24:34.880 --> 01:24:35.560
onto the island.

1952
01:24:35.640 --> 01:24:38.840
Whoop, yeah yeah. And then when when they're told like okay,

1953
01:24:38.880 --> 01:24:40.600
we're gonna let you out, but you have to leave

1954
01:24:40.640 --> 01:24:41.199
the island.

1955
01:24:41.319 --> 01:24:46.319
You're being expelled from the island when right now, So

1956
01:24:46.520 --> 01:24:49.640
before all that happened, though, Ron lost his eye because

1957
01:24:50.079 --> 01:24:52.079
Ben has his glasses broken, so he has a little

1958
01:24:52.119 --> 01:24:54.880
ipass peech on his glasses and Martin does not like that,

1959
01:24:55.560 --> 01:24:57.039
so he has him take the glasses off, and even

1960
01:24:57.119 --> 01:24:58.600
Captain Ron's like, you know, oh yeah, I don't want

1961
01:24:58.600 --> 01:25:00.199
to draw attention to myself, so it takes up the

1962
01:25:00.239 --> 01:25:04.520
eye patch and the eye is just wandering. Yeah, because

1963
01:25:04.520 --> 01:25:06.760
he's he said before that the eye was not custom

1964
01:25:06.800 --> 01:25:08.159
made for me want it in a game, and that

1965
01:25:08.239 --> 01:25:10.279
you have to get those custom made. I ends up

1966
01:25:10.279 --> 01:25:11.960
popping out in the in the riff raff while they're

1967
01:25:11.960 --> 01:25:13.800
trying to look for him. So they end up getting

1968
01:25:13.800 --> 01:25:15.520
back to the boat and seeing that the party has

1969
01:25:15.600 --> 01:25:19.159
been moved to the boat. Now, yes, oh right, I

1970
01:25:19.239 --> 01:25:21.399
forgot something. What's that we forgot about scene where almost

1971
01:25:21.439 --> 01:25:24.159
catch the boat on fire? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, so

1972
01:25:24.479 --> 01:25:28.079
they had docked previously, and uh yeah, because the revolutionaries

1973
01:25:28.119 --> 01:25:29.920
get pissed because they think they've been kidnapped.

1974
01:25:30.840 --> 01:25:32.840
I forgot about that. Yeah, so that happens.

1975
01:25:34.479 --> 01:25:36.239
Yeah, so the gorillas end up getting pissed at one

1976
01:25:36.239 --> 01:25:38.520
point because they get to a wrong island again, and

1977
01:25:39.000 --> 01:25:41.119
while they're at this island, Ron finds out where they are.

1978
01:25:41.319 --> 01:25:43.079
You know, it's gonna not gonna be a big deal.

1979
01:25:43.199 --> 01:25:45.439
There's this beautiful woman out from the ship in the

1980
01:25:45.479 --> 01:25:48.560
water and Martin short thinks that she's waving to him. Yes,

1981
01:25:48.680 --> 01:25:49.920
and Captain Ron knows her name.

1982
01:25:50.760 --> 01:25:52.479
Yeah. Yeah, He's like, I think he's waving to me.

1983
01:25:52.560 --> 01:25:55.000
He's like, no, no, no, She's like, hey, I forget

1984
01:25:55.000 --> 01:25:58.239
her name, but I can't remember. Hey, you waving me

1985
01:25:58.399 --> 01:25:59.359
or him you?

1986
01:26:00.560 --> 01:26:03.079
He's like yeah, see, jumps off the boat swims to them.

1987
01:26:03.439 --> 01:26:06.000
So then Martin gets the idea to get the flare

1988
01:26:06.039 --> 01:26:08.279
gun and he's gonna shoot Captain Rom of the flare gun.

1989
01:26:08.319 --> 01:26:11.199
Apparently he's thinking about it, thinking about it. Oh, and

1990
01:26:11.319 --> 01:26:13.680
then Ben comes up, startles him, and he fires right

1991
01:26:13.760 --> 01:26:16.199
through the porthole into the ship. It goes into the toilet.

1992
01:26:16.439 --> 01:26:17.760
He ends up trying to get the flare out and

1993
01:26:17.840 --> 01:26:20.800
blinded in the process. So like he's like he can't see, So.

1994
01:26:20.880 --> 01:26:23.000
Now he's blind for a day. He went to a

1995
01:26:23.079 --> 01:26:25.560
doctor and the doctor was like, uh, your vision should

1996
01:26:25.560 --> 01:26:28.399
return tomorrow. Yeah, but I love like his was like

1997
01:26:28.560 --> 01:26:30.039
I can still see a little bit, and he's like

1998
01:26:30.119 --> 01:26:31.439
hitting into branches.

1999
01:26:31.039 --> 01:26:33.640
With this, so well, well this is all going on.

2000
01:26:34.119 --> 01:26:35.840
They go on a walk on the beach and she's like,

2001
01:26:35.880 --> 01:26:37.279
you know, hey, I found something I want to show you.

2002
01:26:37.439 --> 01:26:38.840
She takes them back to the room and he still

2003
01:26:38.920 --> 01:26:41.039
can't see very well, so she has him feel around

2004
01:26:41.079 --> 01:26:43.319
the initials and she sees that Clark Gable and Carol

2005
01:26:43.359 --> 01:26:45.680
Lombard had their initials carved of the boat, proving that

2006
01:26:45.760 --> 01:26:47.199
it was Clark Gables boat.

2007
01:26:47.000 --> 01:26:49.359
Which could make it very value, very value, and also

2008
01:26:49.439 --> 01:26:50.119
how romantic.

2009
01:26:50.239 --> 01:26:52.680
Yes, well, and also because at least to them having

2010
01:26:52.760 --> 01:26:54.800
sex again. And you hear the daughter going, hey, who's

2011
01:26:54.840 --> 01:26:58.279
rocking the boat down there? So then back to San Juan,

2012
01:26:58.359 --> 01:27:00.199
so yeah, they've been arrested. They get back to the

2013
01:27:00.199 --> 01:27:02.880
boat and we find out that Captain Ron has moved

2014
01:27:02.920 --> 01:27:04.600
the party to the boat because he didn't want the

2015
01:27:04.680 --> 01:27:07.199
kids wandering around the island without their parents to be dangerous,

2016
01:27:07.479 --> 01:27:10.319
so he runs. They run into Carolyn first, and she's

2017
01:27:10.439 --> 01:27:13.119
schmoozing with this one guy and she tells him that

2018
01:27:13.279 --> 01:27:17.039
she got a tattoo recently and that it's to her yeah,

2019
01:27:17.039 --> 01:27:18.000
that he gave it to her and it's in a

2020
01:27:18.039 --> 01:27:20.760
private spot and they start freaking out. Well, then the

2021
01:27:20.880 --> 01:27:22.840
music is stopped at this point because they've arrived, and

2022
01:27:23.000 --> 01:27:25.960
Ben comes in with a tattooed eagle on his chest

2023
01:27:26.479 --> 01:27:28.439
and he's like, hey, who stopped the music And he's.

2024
01:27:28.359 --> 01:27:30.600
Still got the eye patch. Beer.

2025
01:27:30.840 --> 01:27:33.359
Yes, shirtless with the tattoo, a beer and he has

2026
01:27:33.399 --> 01:27:35.840
the eye patch. So he runs off, goes into the boat.

2027
01:27:36.319 --> 01:27:38.359
Martin chases after him, gets into the boat, trips over

2028
01:27:38.439 --> 01:27:42.079
some whiskey bottles, and that's when we see that Captain

2029
01:27:42.159 --> 01:27:43.479
Ron is on the boat with the chick that he

2030
01:27:43.560 --> 01:27:46.039
was in the water with earlier. They were playing another

2031
01:27:46.119 --> 01:27:47.039
strip game I think or.

2032
01:27:47.039 --> 01:27:48.800
Something like that. Well it ran out of money, Yeah,

2033
01:27:48.840 --> 01:27:50.359
so we start stripping off clothes.

2034
01:27:50.840 --> 01:27:52.960
One thing leads to another, and he ends up firing

2035
01:27:53.000 --> 01:27:55.520
Captain Ron because he's had it at this point, like

2036
01:27:55.600 --> 01:27:57.520
his kids are tattooed. And you find out the Ben's

2037
01:27:57.520 --> 01:27:59.800
tattoo is fake. It's not a big deal, but yeah, they.

2038
01:27:59.720 --> 01:28:00.319
End up leaving.

2039
01:28:00.399 --> 01:28:02.880
But what you find out is in the game of

2040
01:28:03.039 --> 01:28:06.159
Monopoly he's won, he's lost five hundred dollars that they

2041
01:28:06.199 --> 01:28:07.159
owed this gangster.

2042
01:28:07.000 --> 01:28:07.520
On the island.

2043
01:28:08.920 --> 01:28:12.680
It's so fucking crazy. Trying to explain this movie is crazy. So, yeah,

2044
01:28:12.720 --> 01:28:15.560
they they are owing money to this gangster and he's like,

2045
01:28:15.600 --> 01:28:16.399
you know, no, I'm not paying.

2046
01:28:16.479 --> 01:28:17.079
Like, we're leaving.

2047
01:28:17.359 --> 01:28:19.039
He's like, I don't know about that, boss, and he's like, no,

2048
01:28:19.520 --> 01:28:22.279
you're fired. We're leaving, and they leave. So they are

2049
01:28:22.399 --> 01:28:24.520
on the water, they're shit sailing out and then the

2050
01:28:24.600 --> 01:28:27.079
guy comes behind on his ship and he's got a

2051
01:28:27.159 --> 01:28:29.920
machine gun. Turn and next they are left without their ship,

2052
01:28:30.000 --> 01:28:30.560
floating in the.

2053
01:28:30.560 --> 01:28:32.880
Water on a raft. Yeah, they've been pirated.

2054
01:28:33.000 --> 01:28:33.600
Been pirated.

2055
01:28:33.760 --> 01:28:35.520
Yeah, yeah, the Pirates of the Caribbean.

2056
01:28:35.600 --> 01:28:37.920
Pirates of the Caribbean. So they are on the raft,

2057
01:28:37.960 --> 01:28:41.479
floating in the water. They eventually get to land, and

2058
01:28:41.680 --> 01:28:43.720
that's when they start walking on the land and Martin

2059
01:28:43.760 --> 01:28:45.439
goes up to see where they are. He comes into

2060
01:28:45.479 --> 01:28:47.800
a sign that that shows them that they're in Cuba.

2061
01:28:48.079 --> 01:28:50.039
Yeah. They don't seem to understand till he points out

2062
01:28:50.079 --> 01:28:51.600
like here, let me. He covers part of the words

2063
01:28:51.680 --> 01:28:53.840
like yeah, Cuba. Yeah, Like so, I mean we were

2064
01:28:53.880 --> 01:28:57.720
an island. He's like, no, we're in a dangerous island.

2065
01:28:57.800 --> 01:29:00.960
Not a good place to be without a passport without anything. Yeah.

2066
01:29:00.960 --> 01:29:02.520
So he's like get back to the boat and they're like,

2067
01:29:02.600 --> 01:29:04.640
you know, well, let's see what's going on. Ben ends

2068
01:29:04.680 --> 01:29:07.159
up seeing the ship is parked on the island, so

2069
01:29:07.319 --> 01:29:08.960
he sees that they have the ship there. So they

2070
01:29:09.039 --> 01:29:11.079
decide they're going to try and steal it back, but

2071
01:29:11.159 --> 01:29:12.800
they don't know how they're going to do it until

2072
01:29:13.279 --> 01:29:15.079
Captain Ron shows up Babe.

2073
01:29:15.079 --> 01:29:17.159
The car ready to help them escape, and they're like,

2074
01:29:17.159 --> 01:29:18.520
we don't want to escape, we want to get our

2075
01:29:18.560 --> 01:29:21.039
boat packed. Yeah, so he they devise a plan.

2076
01:29:21.359 --> 01:29:23.920
So they end up getting the attention of the revolutionaries

2077
01:29:23.960 --> 01:29:26.279
and they're driving after them, or the gangsters are driving

2078
01:29:26.279 --> 01:29:29.000
after them, and he's circling the block. One thing leads

2079
01:29:29.039 --> 01:29:30.760
to another. He tells Martin to get out of the

2080
01:29:30.840 --> 01:29:32.800
car and go and run and start the ship. So

2081
01:29:33.000 --> 01:29:35.119
Martin gets on board the ship. He's trying to start

2082
01:29:35.159 --> 01:29:37.760
it secretly, and the engine's not turning over. The ends

2083
01:29:37.880 --> 01:29:40.600
not turning over. Meanwhile, Ron's with his family and the

2084
01:29:40.640 --> 01:29:43.239
family starts kind of start talking shit about Martin because

2085
01:29:43.239 --> 01:29:45.199
they're just like, you know, oh, Catherin, Ron, you're the coolest,

2086
01:29:45.239 --> 01:29:46.800
you know. Dad always tries to do this, but he

2087
01:29:46.920 --> 01:29:50.199
just always fails. And Ron, hearing this, decides that he's

2088
01:29:50.199 --> 01:29:52.439
going to try and make them realize how great of

2089
01:29:52.479 --> 01:29:55.079
a hero Martin is. So he gets the family back around.

2090
01:29:55.159 --> 01:29:57.439
They end up having the car crash into the truck

2091
01:29:57.520 --> 01:30:00.039
that's chasing them. They get back onto the boat and

2092
01:30:00.439 --> 01:30:03.880
Ron ends up tripping while going into the boat breaks

2093
01:30:03.920 --> 01:30:07.800
his leg, so we so we think. So Martin comes

2094
01:30:07.880 --> 01:30:09.159
up and he's like, you know, hey, you know, we

2095
01:30:09.359 --> 01:30:10.439
got to get out of here. He's like, you know,

2096
01:30:10.520 --> 01:30:12.079
my leg's busted, So you've got to be the one

2097
01:30:12.119 --> 01:30:14.239
to do this. So the whole family comes together and

2098
01:30:14.640 --> 01:30:16.239
releasing the ship and getting it back on blood.

2099
01:30:16.239 --> 01:30:17.840
They have to put up the sails, right, yeah, yeah,

2100
01:30:17.840 --> 01:30:19.960
because there's no engine. Yeah, the engine burned out. So

2101
01:30:20.039 --> 01:30:22.319
they have to figure out how to sail, because they

2102
01:30:22.359 --> 01:30:24.199
even mentioned early on like, well, it has an engine,

2103
01:30:24.239 --> 01:30:26.039
so until we figure out how to sail, well.

2104
01:30:25.880 --> 01:30:27.439
Because they're already so they're on the water and the

2105
01:30:27.479 --> 01:30:29.800
engine burns out, right, so that's when they're like, we

2106
01:30:29.880 --> 01:30:32.079
have to sail, and so they get the sails up

2107
01:30:32.119 --> 01:30:34.680
and everything, and one of my favorite parts is they

2108
01:30:34.760 --> 01:30:37.000
get everything running and then that's when they realize that

2109
01:30:37.039 --> 01:30:39.000
the pirates are coming up right behind him again, and

2110
01:30:39.039 --> 01:30:41.000
this time they have the machine gun ready to fire.

2111
01:30:41.520 --> 01:30:45.560
Yes, and as a last ditch effort, the mother gets

2112
01:30:45.680 --> 01:30:47.680
really angry and points the flare gun at them.

2113
01:30:47.840 --> 01:30:47.960
Yes.

2114
01:30:48.039 --> 01:30:51.239
But before that, we've got Ron below, who's telling, like

2115
01:30:51.359 --> 01:30:53.319
you like, they're telling the pirates are coming, and they're

2116
01:30:53.359 --> 01:30:54.760
like stuck in the water now. So he's like, you know,

2117
01:30:54.760 --> 01:30:56.279
you got to get the sails up. And he's like,

2118
01:30:56.319 --> 01:30:57.199
you know, that's the that's the spear.

2119
01:30:57.239 --> 01:30:57.960
Blah blah blah blah.

2120
01:30:58.159 --> 01:30:59.840
We're gonna fucking die.

2121
01:31:00.319 --> 01:31:01.079
Oh, it's so good.

2122
01:31:02.960 --> 01:31:04.880
So he gets on the radio starts calling the coast

2123
01:31:04.920 --> 01:31:07.079
Guard and yeah, they start opening fire on the ship,

2124
01:31:07.119 --> 01:31:08.760
and Ron's trying to reason the coast guard. You know,

2125
01:31:08.840 --> 01:31:13.399
these people are taxpayers, so they start reasoning with them. Meanwhile, yeah,

2126
01:31:13.399 --> 01:31:16.199
they start firing on them, and Catherine gets pissed and

2127
01:31:16.279 --> 01:31:17.880
she goes, you know, well, I'm gonna take this flaregun.

2128
01:31:17.920 --> 01:31:19.239
You know, you set our boat on fire, we can

2129
01:31:19.279 --> 01:31:21.800
set their boat on fire. So she fires the flare

2130
01:31:21.920 --> 01:31:23.880
and it lands right around them, except there's a huge

2131
01:31:23.920 --> 01:31:26.199
explosion right in front their ship, revealing that it's the

2132
01:31:26.279 --> 01:31:26.880
coast Guard.

2133
01:31:26.720 --> 01:31:29.239
That showed them, which suggests that they finally got out

2134
01:31:29.279 --> 01:31:30.000
of Cuban water.

2135
01:31:30.239 --> 01:31:30.399
Yeah.

2136
01:31:30.600 --> 01:31:32.600
So the coast guard comes up and saves the day.

2137
01:31:32.760 --> 01:31:34.720
They are all good to go, and that's when they

2138
01:31:34.760 --> 01:31:36.960
get their sails up and the family is all together

2139
01:31:37.079 --> 01:31:37.960
because of Captain Ron.

2140
01:31:38.119 --> 01:31:40.239
Well, and then Ron is just it stands up to

2141
01:31:40.359 --> 01:31:43.119
like congratulate and he's like, oh ah, I'm a really

2142
01:31:43.199 --> 01:31:44.159
fast healer. Yeah.

2143
01:31:44.960 --> 01:31:48.039
So they make it to Miami and that's when they

2144
01:31:48.239 --> 01:31:50.239
are going to part ways with Captain Ron. So he

2145
01:31:50.479 --> 01:31:53.279
promotes Ben from a swab to mate, which is a

2146
01:31:53.319 --> 01:31:55.720
really cute scene. And then my favorite thing about it

2147
01:31:55.920 --> 01:31:58.760
is right as he came into our life, he.

2148
01:31:58.880 --> 01:32:01.479
Varised, yeah, us passes in front of him and he's

2149
01:32:01.520 --> 01:32:01.800
not there.

2150
01:32:03.920 --> 01:32:06.880
So they're sailing into the destination for the broker and

2151
01:32:07.119 --> 01:32:08.920
that's when paul Anka is on the dock. He's seeing

2152
01:32:08.960 --> 01:32:11.199
the ship coming in. And that's when Catherine comes in

2153
01:32:11.279 --> 01:32:12.439
and she's like, you know, as I see it, we

2154
01:32:12.520 --> 01:32:14.800
got two options. We could take this boat to Miami

2155
01:32:15.079 --> 01:32:18.560
or we could not, basically suggesting that they're gonna take

2156
01:32:18.560 --> 01:32:19.439
the yacht and sail now.

2157
01:32:19.800 --> 01:32:20.039
Yeah.

2158
01:32:20.399 --> 01:32:22.880
So they end up turning the boat around, sailing off

2159
01:32:22.920 --> 01:32:24.640
Paul Anka's like, you know, hey, I got your contract,

2160
01:32:24.720 --> 01:32:27.279
Like where are you going? Family's coming together and they're

2161
01:32:27.279 --> 01:32:29.479
sailing out at open water again and you could see

2162
01:32:29.520 --> 01:32:31.239
like they're all happy, and I love it because Martin

2163
01:32:31.279 --> 01:32:33.359
Schortz like, you know, She's like, you know, well, where

2164
01:32:33.399 --> 01:32:35.159
are we going? And he's like, I don't know what.

2165
01:32:35.560 --> 01:32:37.039
You know, if we get lost, we can just stop

2166
01:32:37.119 --> 01:32:40.199
off and ask for directions as Captain Ron. And right

2167
01:32:40.279 --> 01:32:42.560
as they're passing this out to see a couple of

2168
01:32:42.600 --> 01:32:44.479
young couple's on this boat and they're like, you know,

2169
01:32:44.560 --> 01:32:46.600
oh honey, you think it's gonna be us someday. And

2170
01:32:46.840 --> 01:32:48.760
Captain Ron comes off the top.

2171
01:32:48.840 --> 01:32:52.279
But but it's better too. He's dressed completely, he's got

2172
01:32:52.319 --> 01:32:54.920
a poem attach, he's got a ponytail, he's got a

2173
01:32:54.960 --> 01:32:59.319
sports jacket on, very yuppy you. It makes you wonder

2174
01:32:59.520 --> 01:33:03.600
what Captain Ron something up? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

2175
01:33:03.800 --> 01:33:06.159
So that's when he also tells them, you know, well,

2176
01:33:06.199 --> 01:33:07.800
you know, we get the ship on the water, it's

2177
01:33:07.800 --> 01:33:09.640
the best way to test it, and they sail off again.

2178
01:33:09.960 --> 01:33:12.319
My favorite is the final shot where he the guy's like,

2179
01:33:12.359 --> 01:33:14.119
we know, well there's a lot of boats noise. He's like, oh,

2180
01:33:14.199 --> 01:33:15.439
you know, just get in the way. They'll get out

2181
01:33:15.439 --> 01:33:17.920
of the way. They're running right towards a fucking tanker.

2182
01:33:18.199 --> 01:33:22.359
Yeah ship, like this little tiny speedboat in this giant tanker.

2183
01:33:22.920 --> 01:33:25.239
And that is nineteen ninety two's Captain Ron.

2184
01:33:25.279 --> 01:33:28.239
And I want to say, without a doubt, the family

2185
01:33:28.319 --> 01:33:33.039
that sailed off dead dead dead yeah dead, I mean.

2186
01:33:33.039 --> 01:33:34.680
And there's a lot of comedy in this that we

2187
01:33:34.760 --> 01:33:35.479
missed in discussing.

2188
01:33:35.560 --> 01:33:39.319
There's so much, so much stuff. It gets so wacky

2189
01:33:39.439 --> 01:33:39.800
and fun.

2190
01:33:39.960 --> 01:33:42.119
Oh my favorite is the when they're doing the sander

2191
01:33:42.319 --> 01:33:44.319
and the sander he plugs it in and just takes

2192
01:33:44.359 --> 01:33:46.319
off and knocks Martin shortened to the water and so

2193
01:33:46.439 --> 01:33:48.319
that he comes to the Life Preserve, throws it in,

2194
01:33:48.439 --> 01:33:50.560
it sinks, and then he's like, okay, well.

2195
01:33:50.439 --> 01:33:51.359
Here's the ladder pump.

2196
01:33:51.760 --> 01:33:55.479
Oh you watch up that ladder, Bossothie.

2197
01:33:55.720 --> 01:33:58.199
So what do you think the budget was? By the way, uh,

2198
01:33:59.319 --> 01:34:01.279
fourteen million? Twenty four million?

2199
01:34:01.720 --> 01:34:02.039
Wow?

2200
01:34:02.720 --> 01:34:05.640
Okay, twenty four million dollar budget opening weekend. It takes

2201
01:34:05.680 --> 01:34:08.880
in four which is September twentieth of nineteen ninety two. Okay,

2202
01:34:09.600 --> 01:34:14.399
grossing worldwide twenty two So not a hit, not great,

2203
01:34:14.680 --> 01:34:16.680
but I bet you. It probably made a killing on VHS,

2204
01:34:17.560 --> 01:34:20.840
I mean maybe yeah. Shot in San Juan, Puerto Rico

2205
01:34:20.960 --> 01:34:24.439
and Chicago, Illinois, starting in February sixteenth of ninety one,

2206
01:34:24.680 --> 01:34:28.159
going all the Way to May. While originally sold as

2207
01:34:28.159 --> 01:34:30.640
a Walt Disney Pictures film, there were problems with subject

2208
01:34:30.680 --> 01:34:33.600
matters such as underage drinking, mild nudity, and language. It

2209
01:34:33.720 --> 01:34:36.760
was then marketed and released through Disney's Touchstone Pictures division.

2210
01:34:37.119 --> 01:34:39.239
That was during kind of the heyday of Touchdown. Yeah.

2211
01:34:39.840 --> 01:34:42.239
In The script was written in mind for Chevy Chase

2212
01:34:42.279 --> 01:34:46.920
to play Martin. Billy Crystal, Steve Martin, John Ritter, John Candy,

2213
01:34:47.039 --> 01:34:49.479
and Richard Dreyfus were all considered for Martin as well.

2214
01:34:52.000 --> 01:34:57.079
I I can't imagine, like I mean, I can see Chevy. Oh,

2215
01:34:57.159 --> 01:35:00.039
I thought Chevy was considered as the dad. Yeah, I

2216
01:35:00.039 --> 01:35:01.800
could see. Oh oh yeah, I was talking about the ron.

2217
01:35:01.880 --> 01:35:04.000
Oh no, I got I got a couple rons for you.

2218
01:35:04.119 --> 01:35:05.520
Oh oh those were all for the days, are all

2219
01:35:05.560 --> 01:35:07.920
for Martin. Oh okay, that makes way more sense.

2220
01:35:07.960 --> 01:35:09.199
I could see Richard Dreyfuss.

2221
01:35:09.640 --> 01:35:11.880
Oh, he'd be hilarious, especially in that time period.

2222
01:35:11.640 --> 01:35:13.079
Of Steve Martin's two on the nose.

2223
01:35:13.640 --> 01:35:17.199
Yeah, he'd be too much. Uh Jon rig Mmmm, well

2224
01:35:17.479 --> 01:35:19.920
uh oh, he's so good at playing neurotic.

2225
01:35:20.159 --> 01:35:22.199
Yeah he could actually, no, no, he totally could.

2226
01:35:22.319 --> 01:35:26.000
So now Captain Moore Ron is taking us into Cuba,

2227
01:35:26.119 --> 01:35:27.560
you know, pretty funny.

2228
01:35:27.680 --> 01:35:30.319
Tom Arnold and Jeff Bridges were both considered for the

2229
01:35:30.399 --> 01:35:33.359
role of Captain Ron. Bridges had other commitments, and Arnold

2230
01:35:33.399 --> 01:35:36.119
passed over because he didn't have much movie acting experience

2231
01:35:36.159 --> 01:35:38.399
at the time and because his commitments to Roseanne, which

2232
01:35:38.439 --> 01:35:40.720
had reoccurring role in as he was also married to

2233
01:35:40.760 --> 01:35:41.720
Roseanne Barr at the time.

2234
01:35:42.239 --> 01:35:44.039
I couldn't see Tom Arnold. I mean, it would have

2235
01:35:44.079 --> 01:35:45.640
to be a totally different type of character, But I

2236
01:35:45.680 --> 01:35:47.640
could totally see Bridges. Oh yeah, it would be like

2237
01:35:47.720 --> 01:35:48.600
basically the same movie.

2238
01:35:49.840 --> 01:35:52.880
The film's original title was Martin Harvey Takes a Cruise.

2239
01:35:53.880 --> 01:35:56.520
The film was retitled twice before release. First it was

2240
01:35:56.640 --> 01:35:59.279
Don't Rock the Boat, and then it was retitled to

2241
01:35:59.680 --> 01:36:01.640
On Wanderer because that's the name of the boat.

2242
01:36:02.159 --> 01:36:03.680
Well, don't Rock the Boat. I could have seen if

2243
01:36:03.720 --> 01:36:05.760
it had stayed as a Disney movie. Yeah, that I

2244
01:36:05.800 --> 01:36:06.880
could see that being the title.

2245
01:36:07.199 --> 01:36:10.000
According to to John Dwyer, one of the movie screenwriters.

2246
01:36:10.039 --> 01:36:12.279
Martin Short was originally cast as Captain Ron and Kurt

2247
01:36:12.359 --> 01:36:14.600
Russell was to play the family man, but Short and

2248
01:36:14.760 --> 01:36:17.319
Russell got drunk one night and decided to switch roles.

2249
01:36:17.560 --> 01:36:19.640
This has been confirmed multiple times.

2250
01:36:19.920 --> 01:36:22.560
That blows my mind. That doesn't make any sense to me.

2251
01:36:22.920 --> 01:36:24.760
But no, that was originally how it was. Short was

2252
01:36:24.800 --> 01:36:26.439
going to be Captain Ron and Russell was going to

2253
01:36:26.439 --> 01:36:27.159
be the family man.

2254
01:36:27.520 --> 01:36:30.279
That I died. Wow, that blows my I can't I

2255
01:36:30.359 --> 01:36:32.800
can't even wrap my mind around a concept like that

2256
01:36:33.079 --> 01:36:33.399
at all.

2257
01:36:33.760 --> 01:36:36.520
When Kurt Russell was cast, John Carpenter was nearly called

2258
01:36:36.560 --> 01:36:38.760
to direct. Carpenter admits that he would have said yes,

2259
01:36:38.840 --> 01:36:41.760
but mostly for the excuse to shoot in the Caribbean. No.

2260
01:36:41.920 --> 01:36:43.680
I mean, it's like I always say about like, you know,

2261
01:36:43.720 --> 01:36:45.760
when people say why were Shark movies so popularly mess

2262
01:36:45.800 --> 01:36:48.520
and whatever? It's like take a vacation, getting people to

2263
01:36:48.560 --> 01:36:50.279
be like, look, we're going to Hawaii, or we're going

2264
01:36:50.319 --> 01:36:53.000
to the Bahamas, or we're going to Puerto Rico. We're

2265
01:36:53.039 --> 01:36:55.279
going to like be in beautiful place. Because if you notice,

2266
01:36:55.760 --> 01:36:58.920
the majority of follow up Shark movies after the original

2267
01:36:59.039 --> 01:37:02.119
Jaws movies were almost all in warm water. They were

2268
01:37:02.119 --> 01:37:07.399
almost all in like Florida, the Caribbean or Hawaii, sometimes

2269
01:37:07.439 --> 01:37:10.840
southern California or Mexico, but they almost never were like yep,

2270
01:37:10.920 --> 01:37:13.279
this is another one off the coast of Jersey. Yeah.

2271
01:37:14.000 --> 01:37:17.039
Much of Captain Ron's personal wardrobe came from Kurt Russell's closet.

2272
01:37:17.520 --> 01:37:20.279
Many of Ron's mannerisms wearing the speedo the pirate like

2273
01:37:20.399 --> 01:37:23.479
raspy voice, were also suggested by Russell. His only objection

2274
01:37:23.680 --> 01:37:26.239
was his encouragement of underage drinking, but he was persuaded

2275
01:37:26.239 --> 01:37:27.520
when told it would fit the character.

2276
01:37:27.880 --> 01:37:30.159
I mean I thought it did too. Yeah. So, Plus

2277
01:37:30.199 --> 01:37:32.239
if that kid had gotten like really wasted and puked

2278
01:37:32.279 --> 01:37:33.960
a bunch learning lesson.

2279
01:37:33.720 --> 01:37:36.479
There is that Captain Ron's glass eye is a different

2280
01:37:36.520 --> 01:37:39.039
color than his right eye. Kurt Russell's eyes are famously

2281
01:37:39.119 --> 01:37:42.800
blue in real life. The Wonderer is actually a Formosa

2282
01:37:42.920 --> 01:37:45.600
fifty one catch three separate boats were reported to have

2283
01:37:45.680 --> 01:37:48.800
been used in the filming of this movie. When Captain

2284
01:37:48.840 --> 01:37:50.920
Ron introduced himself to the Harvey's, he says, his full

2285
01:37:51.039 --> 01:37:53.720
name is ron Rico. Ron Rico is a brand.

2286
01:37:53.560 --> 01:37:57.000
Of rum that's funny. Yeah. Both of the cars for.

2287
01:37:57.079 --> 01:37:59.079
Katherin Ron drives in the movie are missing a headlight

2288
01:37:59.159 --> 01:38:02.119
on the same side as his missing eye. At one point,

2289
01:38:02.239 --> 01:38:04.560
during regarding the debate over the existence of Pirates of

2290
01:38:04.600 --> 01:38:07.520
the Caribbean, Martin says, been to Disney World one too

2291
01:38:07.520 --> 01:38:07.960
many times?

2292
01:38:08.159 --> 01:38:08.359
Have we?

2293
01:38:08.439 --> 01:38:10.680
Captain Ron Ron states, you know, I don't believe I've

2294
01:38:10.680 --> 01:38:12.560
ever been to Disney World. Kurt Russell, of course, was

2295
01:38:12.600 --> 01:38:14.159
in many Disney movies as a kid, and.

2296
01:38:14.199 --> 01:38:16.359
That is funny because initially it was a Disney movie

2297
01:38:16.479 --> 01:38:16.840
as well.

2298
01:38:17.479 --> 01:38:19.800
Rick Moranis was asked to play Martin Harvey, but passed

2299
01:38:19.800 --> 01:38:21.680
as he had too many other commitments and was raising

2300
01:38:21.720 --> 01:38:23.960
his children as a single father following his wife's then

2301
01:38:24.000 --> 01:38:27.079
recent death from cancer. His SETV colleague Martin Short got

2302
01:38:27.119 --> 01:38:27.800
the role instead.

2303
01:38:29.079 --> 01:38:30.399
Rick Moranis would have been interesting.

2304
01:38:30.479 --> 01:38:32.439
I could have seen it when the Harveys are coming

2305
01:38:32.479 --> 01:38:33.920
into the dock at the end, one of the boats

2306
01:38:33.960 --> 01:38:36.239
being stacked is My Way. My Way was one of

2307
01:38:36.279 --> 01:38:39.159
Paul Anka's biggest hits, sung by Frank Sinatra, amongst others.

2308
01:38:39.239 --> 01:38:42.279
Paul Anka plays the boat dealer Oh Okay. The name

2309
01:38:42.319 --> 01:38:46.640
of the pirates boat, Albondiga, means meatball in Spanish and

2310
01:38:46.920 --> 01:38:49.319
On the DVD commentary for Big Trouble in Little China,

2311
01:38:49.479 --> 01:38:52.560
John Carpenter Kurt Russell repeatedly joke about and mock this

2312
01:38:52.680 --> 01:38:55.479
film of mid gales of laughter. So I've got a

2313
01:38:55.520 --> 01:38:55.960
listen to that.

2314
01:38:56.199 --> 01:38:57.800
Yeah, I would be curious about that one.

2315
01:38:57.960 --> 01:38:59.880
So what are your final thoughts on nineteen ninety two

2316
01:38:59.880 --> 01:39:00.720
s Captain Ron.

2317
01:39:00.960 --> 01:39:04.880
You know, I was gonna say stream it, but I

2318
01:39:05.039 --> 01:39:07.880
think that one thing Captain Ron really has going for it,

2319
01:39:07.960 --> 01:39:10.359
other than a really good cast and being funny and

2320
01:39:10.439 --> 01:39:14.520
being kind of way out there, is it's very It's

2321
01:39:14.840 --> 01:39:18.640
very indicative of the nineties without being full of high

2322
01:39:18.680 --> 01:39:22.239
top sneakers and flat top haircuts and you know, vanilla

2323
01:39:22.319 --> 01:39:26.880
ice shit, it still manages to be super fun nineties fun.

2324
01:39:27.479 --> 01:39:30.079
It really kind of establishes the kind of like weird

2325
01:39:30.199 --> 01:39:33.439
mentality that was kind of going on with nineties movies.

2326
01:39:33.920 --> 01:39:35.399
So I think it's I think it's a rent it.

2327
01:39:35.520 --> 01:39:38.560
I think it's worth four ninety nine, three ninety nine. Yeah,

2328
01:39:38.720 --> 01:39:40.520
just to see it once if you never have, and

2329
01:39:40.600 --> 01:39:42.439
see if it's the kind of movie you really love.

2330
01:39:42.600 --> 01:39:44.439
Yeah, No, it's a rented for me as well. I

2331
01:39:44.520 --> 01:39:47.399
think it's one of Kurt Russell's most underrated roles. I

2332
01:39:47.479 --> 01:39:49.159
think he's built for it.

2333
01:39:49.319 --> 01:39:51.000
Oh he's having a last the whole time.

2334
01:39:51.079 --> 01:39:51.279
Yeah.

2335
01:39:51.319 --> 01:39:51.479
Yeah.

2336
01:39:51.479 --> 01:39:55.039
And the movie is is a good family coming together,

2337
01:39:55.359 --> 01:39:58.159
like on a on a journey, and I mean chaotic events,

2338
01:39:58.239 --> 01:40:00.960
chaotic events out the ass that lands you're faced against

2339
01:40:01.000 --> 01:40:02.600
and it's just really cute to see them come together

2340
01:40:02.720 --> 01:40:04.319
and Ron be the glue.

2341
01:40:04.119 --> 01:40:06.720
That puts them all together. Yeah, definitely. So yeah, it's

2342
01:40:07.000 --> 01:40:07.600
a lot of fun for me.

2343
01:40:07.640 --> 01:40:09.920
So rented as well. We also get in the show

2344
01:40:09.920 --> 01:40:12.159
with a couple of recommendations. The first one I have

2345
01:40:12.239 --> 01:40:14.800
this week is nineteen eighty eight's The Great Outdoors, currently

2346
01:40:14.880 --> 01:40:17.520
on AMC Plus and Netflix. A Chicago man and his

2347
01:40:17.640 --> 01:40:19.880
family go camping with his obnoxious brother in law. This

2348
01:40:19.960 --> 01:40:23.159
is John Candy and dan Ackroyd. I so much fun.

2349
01:40:23.479 --> 01:40:25.600
The bald ass bear one of my favorite jokes in

2350
01:40:25.640 --> 01:40:27.920
that movie. Second I'm gonna go with two thousand and

2351
01:40:27.960 --> 01:40:31.439
six is Little Miss, currently available on Hulu and rentable

2352
01:40:31.479 --> 01:40:34.960
through Prime and Fandango. A family loaded with quirky, colorful

2353
01:40:35.000 --> 01:40:37.199
characters piles into an old van and road trips to

2354
01:40:37.279 --> 01:40:40.000
California for Little Olive to compete in a beauty Pageant,

2355
01:40:40.319 --> 01:40:42.520
a movie that I revisited like a couple of years ago,

2356
01:40:42.560 --> 01:40:43.800
and man, that movie stoles up.

2357
01:40:44.000 --> 01:40:46.479
Yeah, I've actually still never seen it ever. No shit,

2358
01:40:46.520 --> 01:40:48.640
do you guys see a Little Sunshine? You've said it before,

2359
01:40:48.840 --> 01:40:49.039
I have.

2360
01:40:49.399 --> 01:40:50.600
So what's your recommendation?

2361
01:40:50.960 --> 01:40:53.479
Well, I went, you know, I don't know why, but this,

2362
01:40:53.720 --> 01:40:55.119
I mean maybe I do know why, but like, this

2363
01:40:55.199 --> 01:40:57.520
movie just kept coming into my brain as I was

2364
01:40:57.560 --> 01:41:02.600
rewatching Captain Ron Baby Geniuses Part two. But this is

2365
01:41:02.720 --> 01:41:06.319
nineteen ninety seven's Mkale's Navy. Oh wow, I love me

2366
01:41:06.439 --> 01:41:10.239
some Mkill's Navy. Yes, a retired Navy officer returns to

2367
01:41:10.279 --> 01:41:13.000
active duty along with a group of misfit sailors to

2368
01:41:13.159 --> 01:41:16.840
battle his former nemesis. It's one. It's really fun. It's

2369
01:41:16.880 --> 01:41:19.239
got you know, it's got the beach kind of vibe

2370
01:41:19.479 --> 01:41:24.359
on the ocean kind of vibe, the questionable mentality of

2371
01:41:24.880 --> 01:41:28.159
characters kind of vibe. Going Oh yeah, so that's that's

2372
01:41:28.239 --> 01:41:31.000
my pick. It's available to rent right now on Amazon Prime.

2373
01:41:31.079 --> 01:41:32.359
Did you like Down Periscope?

2374
01:41:32.479 --> 01:41:35.159
I love Down Parisat. That's a great film.

2375
01:41:35.199 --> 01:41:36.520
Do we have any emails this week?

2376
01:41:36.760 --> 01:41:39.840
Believe it or not? No, Yeah, we do. Uh pull

2377
01:41:39.880 --> 01:41:42.399
if we actually last I checked, we had quite a few.

2378
01:41:42.560 --> 01:41:44.880
Oh all right, I want to remind you if you

2379
01:41:44.920 --> 01:41:46.600
want to email us, you could do so at do

2380
01:41:46.760 --> 01:41:50.960
you Evenmovie dot com or send us an email at

2381
01:41:51.000 --> 01:41:53.720
do You Even Movie Pod at gmail dot com. We

2382
01:41:53.840 --> 01:41:56.760
love to hear from you over there, and uh, whether

2383
01:41:56.840 --> 01:42:00.359
it's a comment on something we've talked about or suggesting something,

2384
01:42:00.479 --> 01:42:01.880
we love to hear from you. Do you have a

2385
01:42:01.960 --> 01:42:04.159
Movie pot at jamail dot com. This first one is

2386
01:42:04.239 --> 01:42:08.199
from Kevin. He actually wrote this to me via Facebook,

2387
01:42:08.239 --> 01:42:11.319
but I saved it. A great podcast this week I

2388
01:42:11.399 --> 01:42:15.399
pulled up Malibu High on two be pretty great. Have

2389
01:42:15.560 --> 01:42:17.279
you ever watched Zombie Lake?

2390
01:42:18.239 --> 01:42:20.479
I've not, but I'm sure you have. I'm sure you have.

2391
01:42:20.760 --> 01:42:25.720
Of course I have. It's a really bad movie. He's right, yeah. Also,

2392
01:42:25.960 --> 01:42:29.079
do you think you two will ever review Death Wish Too?

2393
01:42:29.920 --> 01:42:32.000
No, I'm gonna go ahead and say that, right. Wow,

2394
01:42:32.560 --> 01:42:33.359
that's a rough one.

2395
01:42:33.560 --> 01:42:34.680
That's like death Wish too.

2396
01:42:34.840 --> 01:42:37.319
Death Wish Too is like the really really sleazy one.

2397
01:42:37.439 --> 01:42:38.960
If there's a death Wish we're gonna do, it's probably

2398
01:42:38.960 --> 01:42:39.800
gonna be Death Wish three.

2399
01:42:40.039 --> 01:42:42.159
I mean, I love me some death wis death Wish.

2400
01:42:42.000 --> 01:42:45.680
Two is very sleazy and very unpleasant. I love the

2401
01:42:45.760 --> 01:42:49.399
Death Wish series, but yeah, two is probably the meanest

2402
01:42:49.600 --> 01:42:51.720
and grossest out of the series.

2403
01:42:52.079 --> 01:42:54.960
Wow, dude, Dave's the meanest host on the show.

2404
01:42:55.119 --> 01:42:56.800
You've got to be kidding. You know what's in Death

2405
01:42:56.840 --> 01:42:57.239
Wish Too?

2406
01:42:57.479 --> 01:43:00.960
I love me some Death Wish too. Well, this next

2407
01:43:01.039 --> 01:43:04.319
one comes from chees Dave. What mean.

2408
01:43:05.760 --> 01:43:07.920
I didn't say we wouldn't do Death Was Too? I said,

2409
01:43:08.000 --> 01:43:09.239
or I would not Death Was series?

2410
01:43:09.279 --> 01:43:13.039
We wouldn't do two? Okay, this next one got went

2411
01:43:13.079 --> 01:43:17.319
into came from dooevenmovie dot com. Awesome, and it's from Brandon.

2412
01:43:17.760 --> 01:43:20.399
He writes, I have a question about streaming that you

2413
01:43:20.520 --> 01:43:24.760
two might understand better. How did the free streaming services

2414
01:43:24.840 --> 01:43:29.119
get the lion's share of interest or interesting movies? I

2415
01:43:29.199 --> 01:43:31.239
have thought about this a lot, and it's not just

2416
01:43:31.399 --> 01:43:34.520
when they came out. They can have movies from twenty

2417
01:43:34.640 --> 01:43:37.319
twenty two that are interesting, also, films that used to

2418
01:43:37.399 --> 01:43:40.239
be a nightmare to find. Can add examples later if needed.

2419
01:43:40.720 --> 01:43:43.079
They're almost always free. Now what happened?

2420
01:43:43.359 --> 01:43:44.239
I mean, you can take that one.

2421
01:43:44.279 --> 01:43:45.800
I was to say, you probably want me to take

2422
01:43:45.840 --> 01:43:49.920
that one. Take that one? Well, So in the industry.

2423
01:43:50.520 --> 01:43:54.159
We call it AVOD, advertising video on demand or ad

2424
01:43:54.279 --> 01:43:59.319
driven av VOD, whatever you want call it. Really that

2425
01:43:59.560 --> 01:44:02.880
started with Crackle. Crackle was one of the first big

2426
01:44:02.960 --> 01:44:08.199
ones and Hulu. Hulu was originally only about ads, and

2427
01:44:08.399 --> 01:44:12.439
it's grown obviously with Roku channel and to be fowsome local.

2428
01:44:12.520 --> 01:44:14.720
Now there's a I mean there is a plethora of them.

2429
01:44:14.800 --> 01:44:17.960
I mean Foston's where I watched Lower Level. Yeah, Fowston

2430
01:44:18.039 --> 01:44:20.279
takes a lot of stuff. And that's kind of my point.

2431
01:44:20.399 --> 01:44:23.119
So when you have an advertising video on demand service

2432
01:44:23.199 --> 01:44:26.680
like A to B, there's very little risk in a

2433
01:44:26.800 --> 01:44:29.279
lot of the content you're going to license because you're

2434
01:44:29.319 --> 01:44:32.520
splitting ad revenue. So if it doesn't make any money,

2435
01:44:32.720 --> 01:44:34.680
nobody makes any money. If it makes a ton of money,

2436
01:44:34.720 --> 01:44:36.239
you both make a lot of money. To Be and

2437
01:44:36.359 --> 01:44:39.680
the distributor when it comes to bigger name movies, to

2438
01:44:39.840 --> 01:44:42.319
Be and places like that are probably paying an upfront

2439
01:44:42.399 --> 01:44:45.640
fee as well to have it on their service. But

2440
01:44:46.039 --> 01:44:50.079
it also makes an incredible lack of risk for smaller

2441
01:44:50.159 --> 01:44:53.520
distributors to put these movies out. Also opens the opportunity

2442
01:44:53.600 --> 01:44:56.439
for companies that may not actually own the rights to

2443
01:44:56.520 --> 01:44:58.920
movies that people think are forgotten, Yeah, to put them

2444
01:44:58.960 --> 01:45:00.640
on those services. All of that, it's been getting a

2445
01:45:00.760 --> 01:45:04.199
little bit better at being policed over the last few years.

2446
01:45:04.359 --> 01:45:06.680
Would you say that it's more likely that you're going

2447
01:45:06.800 --> 01:45:10.560
to find some of the tampered with an edited titles

2448
01:45:10.720 --> 01:45:13.880
on like to Be and Fowsome more so than you

2449
01:45:13.920 --> 01:45:15.319
would like Prime and whatnot.

2450
01:45:15.600 --> 01:45:19.199
No, not Prime Prime. Prime has has had a horrible

2451
01:45:19.319 --> 01:45:23.039
history of like of like the wrong content uploaded or

2452
01:45:24.079 --> 01:45:28.000
unauthorized content on the right. Now still I can't believe

2453
01:45:28.079 --> 01:45:31.000
that I had a movie on on Prime that the

2454
01:45:31.159 --> 01:45:33.920
distributor had lost their rights and I got it down

2455
01:45:33.960 --> 01:45:36.640
in like two weeks. Yeah, but and that's without a lawyer.

2456
01:45:36.720 --> 01:45:39.199
I just did it myself. But so when it comes

2457
01:45:39.279 --> 01:45:43.600
to a VOD there's a lot less risk and there's

2458
01:45:43.680 --> 01:45:46.199
only benefit for the streaming service to have lots and

2459
01:45:46.279 --> 01:45:48.760
lots of titles in its catalog. To Be has become

2460
01:45:48.840 --> 01:45:51.520
a little bit more picky. That's why you're finding way

2461
01:45:51.640 --> 01:45:54.760
more stuff on Fossome because Fossom is a newer company,

2462
01:45:54.800 --> 01:45:56.600
So they're taking kind of whatever's offered to them and

2463
01:45:56.600 --> 01:45:58.560
putting them right up there for you to to stream

2464
01:45:58.640 --> 01:46:03.319
for free. So yeah, it's really just a sort a

2465
01:46:03.479 --> 01:46:06.640
place where you can put a low budget movie and

2466
01:46:07.319 --> 01:46:10.520
your risk is very low and the potential reward is

2467
01:46:10.640 --> 01:46:13.880
very high, So you dump it there and hope that

2468
01:46:13.960 --> 01:46:15.960
people watch it, because if they watch it, you make money,

2469
01:46:15.960 --> 01:46:16.760
and if they don't, you don't.

2470
01:46:16.920 --> 01:46:18.760
I mean, and you really do have a kind of

2471
01:46:18.760 --> 01:46:20.399
a hit or miss sometimes with the quality. But it's

2472
01:46:20.439 --> 01:46:23.199
so awesome to have these movies available as sure easily

2473
01:46:23.279 --> 01:46:23.680
as they are.

2474
01:46:23.960 --> 01:46:26.800
Well, what happens a lot there is if you have

2475
01:46:26.920 --> 01:46:30.239
a film that nobody really cared about for a really

2476
01:46:30.319 --> 01:46:33.079
long time, the only master tape they may have, they

2477
01:46:33.119 --> 01:46:36.760
don't even know which cut it is. The whole m

2478
01:46:37.199 --> 01:46:39.239
I won't go into a huge thing, but the whole

2479
01:46:39.359 --> 01:46:42.399
too B is editing the movies down is not real.

2480
01:46:43.319 --> 01:46:45.960
The distributors are doing that. To B does not have

2481
01:46:47.039 --> 01:46:49.600
Number one, to B does not have the editing staff

2482
01:46:50.079 --> 01:46:53.159
to take care of this shit. And number two, they

2483
01:46:53.199 --> 01:46:57.159
don't care too They would just reject the movie. They wouldn't,

2484
01:46:57.520 --> 01:46:59.239
they wouldn't edit it themselves.

2485
01:46:59.399 --> 01:47:02.039
So do you think there's distributors submitting it? Because it's

2486
01:47:02.600 --> 01:47:04.880
the times we're living in are easier to get to

2487
01:47:04.920 --> 01:47:05.640
get those through.

2488
01:47:05.880 --> 01:47:08.239
I think they're probably worried something will happen like what

2489
01:47:08.359 --> 01:47:12.399
happened on YouTube, which is that one day a company

2490
01:47:12.520 --> 01:47:15.199
like Crest is going to be like, huh, an ad

2491
01:47:15.399 --> 01:47:18.359
for my toothpaste came up right after like an anal

2492
01:47:18.479 --> 01:47:21.520
rape scene. I would do it, and they're gonna be like, well,

2493
01:47:21.600 --> 01:47:24.199
we want to know what our stuff is on, what

2494
01:47:24.279 --> 01:47:26.039
our ads are on, because that's kind of what happened

2495
01:47:26.079 --> 01:47:30.840
on YouTube. So it can get a little hairy places,

2496
01:47:31.000 --> 01:47:34.680
like if I had to guess, most of the intentionally

2497
01:47:34.920 --> 01:47:39.079
edited content you're seeing on tube are distributors in advance

2498
01:47:40.079 --> 01:47:43.159
not handing them salacious material because they don't want it

2499
01:47:43.199 --> 01:47:46.479
to get pulled some day. They're future proofing it by

2500
01:47:46.640 --> 01:47:49.199
chopping it down or removing a certain amount of excessive

2501
01:47:49.239 --> 01:47:52.680
nudity or what have you. That's just their way of

2502
01:47:52.800 --> 01:47:56.119
future proofing, because you have to understand that, as great

2503
01:47:56.159 --> 01:47:58.239
as to be and fowsome in them, all are everything

2504
01:47:58.319 --> 01:48:02.000
that's old is new again, and all avod is is

2505
01:48:02.199 --> 01:48:06.880
basically television you watch on free television. You watch something

2506
01:48:06.920 --> 01:48:08.520
and there's commercials, so like if you pull it down

2507
01:48:08.520 --> 01:48:11.039
from your antenna. But the difference is with two B

2508
01:48:11.239 --> 01:48:16.159
or whatever, it's on demand and it's anything. Yeah, so

2509
01:48:16.439 --> 01:48:18.840
imagine for a second, like would you know X, Y

2510
01:48:18.920 --> 01:48:22.199
or Z be on broadcast TV. No, you don't even

2511
01:48:22.239 --> 01:48:24.279
have to have an account to log into two be

2512
01:48:24.600 --> 01:48:28.039
to watch it. And as a further expanse into how

2513
01:48:28.119 --> 01:48:31.119
everything that's old is new again. The big thing now

2514
01:48:31.319 --> 01:48:36.840
is what's called fast, which is free advertising supported television.

2515
01:48:37.119 --> 01:48:41.680
That's basically Pluto Pluto any place where, or Samsung TV

2516
01:48:41.760 --> 01:48:45.159
any place where there's a TV channel just playing with ads.

2517
01:48:45.520 --> 01:48:47.960
You get higher payouts for those ads because it's a

2518
01:48:48.039 --> 01:48:52.439
captive audience because it just plays and it's literally television.

2519
01:48:52.560 --> 01:48:54.840
Samsung will censor language but not violence.

2520
01:48:55.239 --> 01:48:56.479
Oh I believe that because they could do it with

2521
01:48:56.520 --> 01:48:58.039
they are. Yeah, I can sensor language.

2522
01:48:58.399 --> 01:49:00.600
I watched a Rambo Last Blood was playing on the

2523
01:49:00.640 --> 01:49:02.920
Action Channel and totally showed the dude get his heart

2524
01:49:02.960 --> 01:49:05.760
ripped out. But oh man Solan cannot say those fuck words.

2525
01:49:05.960 --> 01:49:09.840
Yeah, I mean the same thing happens with broadcast. I

2526
01:49:09.920 --> 01:49:12.239
watched on the Movies channel, which is one of the

2527
01:49:12.319 --> 01:49:16.359
MeTV channels. Yeah, that's over the air. I watched Silent

2528
01:49:16.479 --> 01:49:18.479
Night Deadly Night. I was excited for like all the

2529
01:49:18.600 --> 01:49:22.479
ridiculous edits none. It was just the swears. The swears

2530
01:49:22.520 --> 01:49:23.880
were gone, but like the guy got shot right in

2531
01:49:23.920 --> 01:49:26.840
the head. I was like, oh yeah, okay, So I

2532
01:49:27.000 --> 01:49:29.880
hope that answers the question somewhat. It's a low risk

2533
01:49:30.000 --> 01:49:33.880
place to put all kinds of films, and if the

2534
01:49:34.039 --> 01:49:38.680
services are hungry for content, they'll also accept non HD content,

2535
01:49:38.760 --> 01:49:41.840
they'll accept four y three content, they'll accept stuff with

2536
01:49:42.000 --> 01:49:46.800
really low visual quality sometimes. Yeah, so that's really it's

2537
01:49:46.840 --> 01:49:49.359
it's the wild West. Yeah, so you're gonna get all

2538
01:49:49.479 --> 01:49:52.680
kinds of stuff you haven't expected on there.

2539
01:49:52.800 --> 01:49:53.279
Makes sense.

2540
01:49:53.920 --> 01:49:56.880
So I hope that answers your question. That's the long

2541
01:49:57.039 --> 01:49:59.239
of the short of it. This next one is from

2542
01:49:59.399 --> 01:50:03.239
Phil Enrique and David. I've got a couple of questions.

2543
01:50:03.479 --> 01:50:07.840
I'm honestly curious about what your favorite media is. Oh,

2544
01:50:08.520 --> 01:50:12.560
that's an interesting one. I mean there's more. I was

2545
01:50:12.560 --> 01:50:14.000
just taking a drink of water. Okay, I don't know.

2546
01:50:15.159 --> 01:50:17.960
I'm a sucker for laser discs. I love the audio

2547
01:50:18.119 --> 01:50:20.880
range they have and their box art. Have you guys

2548
01:50:20.960 --> 01:50:24.479
ever watched a movie on CED? Aka, let's play a

2549
01:50:24.560 --> 01:50:29.399
movie on a record media CED that's video disc. Before

2550
01:50:29.960 --> 01:50:32.760
laser disc, there was video disc, which was basically like

2551
01:50:32.800 --> 01:50:36.319
a vinyl record that played movies. I've bought some for

2552
01:50:36.600 --> 01:50:40.119
like the the novelty of it, but I've never watched

2553
01:50:40.159 --> 01:50:41.279
one because I don't have a player.

2554
01:50:41.399 --> 01:50:42.840
Same I own a couple of laser discs, but I

2555
01:50:42.880 --> 01:50:44.279
can't play them, so I framed them.

2556
01:50:44.680 --> 01:50:46.039
Yeah. Yeah, well that's what I do with you know,

2557
01:50:46.159 --> 01:50:50.119
the laser discs, is I put them in vinyl record frames.

2558
01:50:50.199 --> 01:50:51.560
Well, you know, sometimes you have a good friend that

2559
01:50:51.640 --> 01:50:53.760
lets you know that there's a terminator too, signed by

2560
01:50:53.880 --> 01:50:57.000
multiple of the cast, waiting for you at half priced books.

2561
01:50:57.159 --> 01:51:00.239
Yeah yeah, I still can't believe how cheap I got that. No, So,

2562
01:51:00.439 --> 01:51:03.560
but what's your favorite media? I mean, given how.

2563
01:51:05.119 --> 01:51:08.720
How crazy I was back in the days of hunting DVDs,

2564
01:51:08.920 --> 01:51:11.319
DVDs will always be supreme for me. I remember how

2565
01:51:11.359 --> 01:51:13.279
excited I was get my first Blue Ray player because

2566
01:51:13.319 --> 01:51:15.079
The Crow came out on Blu Ray and my parents

2567
01:51:15.119 --> 01:51:17.319
got it for me. Along with Boondock, Saints and Lost

2568
01:51:17.359 --> 01:51:19.600
Boys were like the three first Blue rays I owned.

2569
01:51:20.079 --> 01:51:23.479
But there was a time where DVD hunting and just

2570
01:51:23.880 --> 01:51:27.279
finding movies on DVD was just an absolute blast. And

2571
01:51:27.359 --> 01:51:29.720
I mean I still go back to some of my

2572
01:51:29.800 --> 01:51:32.000
oldest today, even though they do have blue ray releases,

2573
01:51:32.119 --> 01:51:34.159
because it's just like I just have this stat nostalgia

2574
01:51:34.239 --> 01:51:34.520
for him.

2575
01:51:34.800 --> 01:51:39.079
Sure, uh, it's probably DVD for me as well. Yeah,

2576
01:51:39.239 --> 01:51:41.720
that was when I was able to collect media like

2577
01:51:41.880 --> 01:51:45.239
really and I like the size of the boxes. I

2578
01:51:45.319 --> 01:51:48.680
think that it's nice how much artwork you get. But

2579
01:51:49.439 --> 01:51:51.399
that being said, I mean, I'm I get rid of

2580
01:51:51.479 --> 01:51:54.000
DVDs like every day. Yeah, I'm not a massive collector.

2581
01:51:54.279 --> 01:51:58.079
I mean, and VHS was definitely the start of everything

2582
01:51:58.159 --> 01:52:00.880
for me obviously too, because that was like that I

2583
01:52:01.000 --> 01:52:03.119
remember when I got a VCR in my room. First off,

2584
01:52:03.159 --> 01:52:05.920
had Lepergon two was stuck in it. My dad got

2585
01:52:05.960 --> 01:52:07.439
me a VCR at the flea market let a copy

2586
01:52:07.439 --> 01:52:08.479
of leper Gn two was stuck in it.

2587
01:52:08.680 --> 01:52:09.439
Lucky kept.

2588
01:52:09.479 --> 01:52:12.560
I kept it, played fine, watched it many years. But no,

2589
01:52:12.680 --> 01:52:16.520
I mean VR, VCRs and VHS tapes. That that was

2590
01:52:17.199 --> 01:52:20.600
the initial of me being able to get stuff into

2591
01:52:20.760 --> 01:52:23.479
my house and watch it in my bedroom. That probably

2592
01:52:23.560 --> 01:52:25.640
my parents wouldn't have loved knowing that I was watching,

2593
01:52:25.720 --> 01:52:27.199
but like that was the start of it. So I

2594
01:52:27.239 --> 01:52:30.960
mean those two especially were were my favorites. See for me,

2595
01:52:31.119 --> 01:52:34.760
that was cable that that makes sense. Cable was entirely

2596
01:52:34.920 --> 01:52:36.479
that for me. If I would have had the good

2597
01:52:36.520 --> 01:52:37.399
cable channels, then.

2598
01:52:37.439 --> 01:52:39.560
Yes, well you should have been stealing them.

2599
01:52:39.600 --> 01:52:41.119
Well that was we got those in high school.

2600
01:52:41.800 --> 01:52:43.319
Oh, you were stealing in high school.

2601
01:52:43.520 --> 01:52:46.279
No, No, we got Time Order cable. But I watched

2602
01:52:46.520 --> 01:52:49.359
so much Showtime Extreme in high school once we got

2603
01:52:49.399 --> 01:52:50.239
those channels.

2604
01:52:50.000 --> 01:52:57.359
Showtime Extra well fair enough. Yes. Finally, What's what movie

2605
01:52:57.640 --> 01:53:01.439
defined your childhood and annoy wid your parents to no

2606
01:53:01.760 --> 01:53:08.840
end because you wore out the VHS tape? Good? Good question.

2607
01:53:09.000 --> 01:53:10.000
Let me think on that for a second.

2608
01:53:10.000 --> 01:53:10.520
Do you have yours?

2609
01:53:10.640 --> 01:53:14.840
Of course? Mantra Squad No, No, I kind of no,

2610
01:53:15.079 --> 01:53:17.439
But more so Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles to the Secret

2611
01:53:17.479 --> 01:53:20.199
of the Ooze. Okay, I just would never stop watching it,

2612
01:53:20.319 --> 01:53:22.560
and I feel like it had to get pretty boring

2613
01:53:22.920 --> 01:53:23.439
for my mother.

2614
01:53:23.600 --> 01:53:26.760
Batman Returns was probably no Jaws.

2615
01:53:27.880 --> 01:53:28.159
Jaws.

2616
01:53:28.279 --> 01:53:28.439
Yeah.

2617
01:53:28.800 --> 01:53:30.479
When I when I was actually talking to my friend

2618
01:53:30.479 --> 01:53:33.000
about this because of the anniversary and everything, when that

2619
01:53:33.279 --> 01:53:37.159
thirtieth or fortieth anniversary VHS came out, that was such

2620
01:53:37.199 --> 01:53:39.079
a big deal, Like that was my first time like

2621
01:53:39.640 --> 01:53:42.439
realizing what bonus features were, like having the documentary and.

2622
01:53:42.479 --> 01:53:45.439
Having the outtakes all that stuff. I loved that Jaws

2623
01:53:45.560 --> 01:53:46.159
VHS set.

2624
01:53:46.239 --> 01:53:48.199
Honestly, if I would have thought about it, I probably

2625
01:53:48.239 --> 01:53:50.119
would have never gotten rid of it because I kind

2626
01:53:50.159 --> 01:53:50.720
of wanted.

2627
01:53:51.319 --> 01:53:54.279
Oh well, time to hop on eBay and yeah for play.

2628
01:53:54.159 --> 01:53:56.479
For ten for nine dollars from that last I looked.

2629
01:53:58.359 --> 01:54:02.239
Let's see, most kids had the Lion King. I had

2630
01:54:02.359 --> 01:54:05.560
Disney Horror. Yeah, something Wicked this Way Comes, and the

2631
01:54:05.640 --> 01:54:06.199
black Hole.

2632
01:54:06.359 --> 01:54:08.439
Yes, black Hole is still terrifying in this day. I

2633
01:54:08.640 --> 01:54:11.560
love those those early Disney movies like Return to Oz,

2634
01:54:11.640 --> 01:54:13.960
Something Wicked This Way Comes, Watcher in the Woods, the

2635
01:54:14.000 --> 01:54:16.920
black Hole. Disney made some really scary shit.

2636
01:54:16.800 --> 01:54:19.199
Back in the day. I've only seen Something Wicked this

2637
01:54:19.239 --> 01:54:19.640
Way Comes.

2638
01:54:19.680 --> 01:54:22.079
Oh we're changing that. No, I'm gonna traumatize you to

2639
01:54:22.159 --> 01:54:22.800
Return to Oz.

2640
01:54:23.720 --> 01:54:25.720
I recommend both of them if you haven't seen them.

2641
01:54:26.159 --> 01:54:28.479
Just well done horrors that have a lot for adults

2642
01:54:28.560 --> 01:54:32.880
to get chills from. Thanks for your shows. It's my jam, Phil.

2643
01:54:33.239 --> 01:54:35.159
Awesome Phil. Those are some great questions.

2644
01:54:35.239 --> 01:54:37.560
Yeah, thank you, Phil. I want to remind you guys

2645
01:54:37.760 --> 01:54:39.960
email us at do you even movie pod at gmail

2646
01:54:40.000 --> 01:54:43.000
dot com like our buddy Patrick did. Okay, When I

2647
01:54:43.159 --> 01:54:45.399
was fourteen, we were living in apartments and one of

2648
01:54:45.439 --> 01:54:48.039
our neighbors set off one of those spinny things that

2649
01:54:48.119 --> 01:54:50.640
shoots sparks as it spins. I can't think of what

2650
01:54:50.720 --> 01:54:53.079
it's called. I was sitting in the chair that wasn't

2651
01:54:53.159 --> 01:54:57.720
particularly stable, and the idiot idiot decides to put the

2652
01:54:57.800 --> 01:55:00.439
thing on the ground and it spins towards towards me,

2653
01:55:01.079 --> 01:55:04.039
knocked and knocked me out of the chair, almost giving

2654
01:55:04.079 --> 01:55:07.279
me a concussion. Jesus love the show. What do you

2655
01:55:07.359 --> 01:55:13.239
think about Starship Troopers or Nobody, Nobody, ether One, Nobody

2656
01:55:14.119 --> 01:55:16.720
or Nobody, either one I would be happy with. I mean,

2657
01:55:16.840 --> 01:55:18.640
Dave loves Nobody Nobody a lot.

2658
01:55:18.840 --> 01:55:20.640
Most likely coming to the show because I think we're

2659
01:55:20.680 --> 01:55:22.720
gonna cover it closer to when the sequels coming out,

2660
01:55:22.760 --> 01:55:24.439
which I think is next month. If I'm not mistaken,

2661
01:55:25.000 --> 01:55:25.439
I think.

2662
01:55:25.359 --> 01:55:28.479
So Wow, Okay, I don't check. And Starship Troopers.

2663
01:55:28.840 --> 01:55:30.960
I've always loved Starship Troopers, but it's one that I

2664
01:55:31.199 --> 01:55:32.439
don't go back to often.

2665
01:55:32.680 --> 01:55:35.680
The only thing that ticks me off about Starship Troopers,

2666
01:55:35.800 --> 01:55:40.960
if I'm completely honest, is people now talking like they

2667
01:55:41.199 --> 01:55:46.399
discovered it was a fucking farce that that it was

2668
01:55:46.520 --> 01:55:49.800
a parody. I don't understand how people could think like that.

2669
01:55:50.119 --> 01:55:54.680
They figured out Starship Trooper. Starship Troopers was a I

2670
01:55:54.760 --> 01:55:55.680
can't think of the right word.

2671
01:55:55.680 --> 01:55:59.560
It's Paul Verhoven. I mean, Verhoven is the master of satire.

2672
01:55:59.239 --> 01:56:02.000
But it's also clearly a satire. Yeah, Like, it's clearly

2673
01:56:02.079 --> 01:56:05.000
a satire. Yeah. I watched a whole documentary on YouTube.

2674
01:56:05.000 --> 01:56:06.239
I think it was like a half an hour long

2675
01:56:06.479 --> 01:56:10.439
about what Starship Troopers got wrong because Verehoven isn't really

2676
01:56:10.600 --> 01:56:12.920
good at satire in the way he thinks he is,

2677
01:56:13.399 --> 01:56:15.479
because I guess Verehoven had came out and said like that.

2678
01:56:15.840 --> 01:56:17.760
The whole point was like what a horrible world they

2679
01:56:17.840 --> 01:56:19.600
lived in? But then when you watch it, it actually

2680
01:56:19.640 --> 01:56:23.399
looks like a utopia, like it's it's a it's I

2681
01:56:23.479 --> 01:56:26.079
don't think he hit the mark very well, but but

2682
01:56:26.199 --> 01:56:26.840
I love that movie.

2683
01:56:26.880 --> 01:56:29.199
I would totally talk about August fifteenth, Nobody too.

2684
01:56:29.199 --> 01:56:33.079
Okay man soon ps Dave, I'll always know what you

2685
01:56:33.159 --> 01:56:35.279
did last summer is awful. You're not wrong to me.

2686
01:56:35.479 --> 01:56:37.880
It's probably worse than Jaws The Revenge.

2687
01:56:38.000 --> 01:56:39.800
I was reminded of something and I'm going to do

2688
01:56:39.840 --> 01:56:41.520
a spoiler for all always know what you did last

2689
01:56:41.720 --> 01:56:45.920
Oh the Fisherman gets unmasked and is a fucking zombie

2690
01:56:45.960 --> 01:56:46.520
at one point.

2691
01:56:46.720 --> 01:56:47.359
That's awesome?

2692
01:56:47.560 --> 01:56:47.720
Is it?

2693
01:56:48.119 --> 01:56:48.840
That sounds great?

2694
01:56:49.039 --> 01:56:49.199
Is it?

2695
01:56:49.720 --> 01:56:50.760
I want to watch it now?

2696
01:56:50.920 --> 01:56:51.039
Well?

2697
01:56:51.119 --> 01:56:51.920
Think you go watch it?

2698
01:56:52.159 --> 01:56:55.520
All right, audios? And then we have one last one

2699
01:56:55.600 --> 01:56:58.880
from our buddy Danny. Oh awesome. Hey, guys, I know

2700
01:56:59.000 --> 01:57:01.680
October is less than three months away, and it's also

2701
01:57:01.800 --> 01:57:05.880
my birthday on October thirty, first Halloween, baby, So I'd

2702
01:57:05.960 --> 01:57:08.399
like to suggest two of my favorite movies to watch

2703
01:57:08.479 --> 01:57:12.039
during the month of horror and spooky Funay. The first

2704
01:57:12.119 --> 01:57:15.359
one is Killer Clowns from Outer Space from nineteen eighty eight.

2705
01:57:16.239 --> 01:57:19.640
I like that one. I'm not as into it as

2706
01:57:19.640 --> 01:57:21.560
I used to be, but I like it. I still

2707
01:57:21.600 --> 01:57:24.760
love it. And Trick our Treat from two thousand and seven.

2708
01:57:25.119 --> 01:57:27.239
Everybody loves Trick or Treat. That's a great film. I mean,

2709
01:57:27.279 --> 01:57:29.880
there's nothing to not like about Trick or Treat. They

2710
01:57:29.920 --> 01:57:31.680
are in my top movies of all time, and I'd

2711
01:57:31.680 --> 01:57:34.159
love to hear your thoughts and trivia on them. Thanks

2712
01:57:34.199 --> 01:57:36.399
for the entertainment when I'm driving to and from work

2713
01:57:36.439 --> 01:57:39.520
and when I'm doing chores at home. Keep being handsome, Enrique.

2714
01:57:39.920 --> 01:57:43.560
You got it, pal, and keep searching for that yellow belt.

2715
01:57:43.720 --> 01:57:47.359
David found it? You did? You were gifted?

2716
01:57:47.840 --> 01:57:49.600
Well, no, I was given that one. I found the

2717
01:57:49.640 --> 01:57:50.399
other one, and you.

2718
01:57:50.479 --> 01:57:54.199
Never brought it up on the show because it's dead

2719
01:57:54.920 --> 01:57:59.239
cap from a friend and fan, Danny, awesome day, I

2720
01:57:59.319 --> 01:58:03.159
call Cap on day. You would have taken it. You

2721
01:58:03.159 --> 01:58:06.359
would have sent me a picture? Would I would I

2722
01:58:07.079 --> 01:58:08.760
because it would have been one of the few reverses

2723
01:58:08.800 --> 01:58:09.720
you could successfully have.

2724
01:58:09.920 --> 01:58:10.399
And we'll see.

2725
01:58:10.439 --> 01:58:14.840
I guess. Okay, No, I did not find it. God damn,

2726
01:58:14.960 --> 01:58:17.640
I knew it. Triggerar treat.

2727
01:58:18.239 --> 01:58:20.359
Could it could come to the show? I I love

2728
01:58:20.399 --> 01:58:23.359
that movie, but I feel like everything's been said about it,

2729
01:58:23.479 --> 01:58:25.840
but we did do Crampus Weds. I mean, yeah, dog

2730
01:58:25.920 --> 01:58:30.359
Dogherty's work. Yeah, Okay, it's possible, but both of those

2731
01:58:30.399 --> 01:58:33.560
movies are possible. I love Killer Clowns very much, and

2732
01:58:33.680 --> 01:58:35.000
there's a lot on that movie.

2733
01:58:35.399 --> 01:58:36.960
I mean, hey, Danny, it could be worse. You could

2734
01:58:36.960 --> 01:58:38.720
have recommended Death Wish too and just gotten.

2735
01:58:40.560 --> 01:58:44.199
I have nothing against that movie except for the fact that,

2736
01:58:44.359 --> 01:58:47.359
like it's it's a rough watch to recommend people to

2737
01:58:47.560 --> 01:58:50.920
check out. Out of all the death Wish movies. Okay, bro,

2738
01:58:53.319 --> 01:58:55.239
you and I watched it together, If you.

2739
01:58:55.399 --> 01:58:56.680
Say so, I said, we may have.

2740
01:58:56.880 --> 01:59:00.359
Yes, we suggested Malibu High. But like literally Death two

2741
01:59:00.399 --> 01:59:01.960
has like a five minute rape scene.

2742
01:59:01.840 --> 01:59:04.640
With the with the the four minutes and twenty four seconds,

2743
01:59:04.680 --> 01:59:05.840
but I timed, would you stop?

2744
01:59:08.560 --> 01:59:10.520
Yeah, it's got that, and like the treatment of his

2745
01:59:10.640 --> 01:59:12.680
daughter is awful in that movie, Like Death Wish too,

2746
01:59:13.119 --> 01:59:15.760
It's not a bad movie per se, It's just it

2747
01:59:15.880 --> 01:59:18.319
is definitely probably one of the most unpleasant of the

2748
01:59:18.319 --> 01:59:19.079
Death Wish series.

2749
01:59:19.600 --> 01:59:22.159
Saying something that is Yeah, okay, lads on them. Well,

2750
01:59:22.239 --> 01:59:24.119
with all that being said, are you gonna tell us

2751
01:59:24.199 --> 01:59:25.319
what's coming next week?

2752
01:59:25.439 --> 01:59:25.800
Oh me?

2753
01:59:26.399 --> 01:59:27.920
Life's of each month wraps up?

2754
01:59:28.359 --> 01:59:30.520
Sure? Okay, well we are we have.

2755
01:59:31.000 --> 01:59:33.079
I normally say we've saved the best for last, but

2756
01:59:33.159 --> 01:59:34.680
I mean, we've don't talked about a lot of great

2757
01:59:34.720 --> 01:59:37.880
movies this month, but we are talking about nineteen ninety

2758
01:59:37.960 --> 01:59:42.239
one's a mortal classic point Break on next week's show.

2759
01:59:42.960 --> 01:59:45.079
Point Break is a is a hell of a feature.

2760
01:59:45.319 --> 01:59:47.319
Yes, we are going to be talking about point Break,

2761
01:59:47.359 --> 01:59:52.560
currently available on Paramount Plus, Fowesome, Plex, Pluto, Roku and

2762
01:59:52.800 --> 01:59:55.760
to be Nice. Yeah, so it's available available, so you

2763
01:59:55.880 --> 01:59:58.760
kids have homework and if you feel if you're feeling froggy,

2764
01:59:58.840 --> 02:00:00.880
check out riff tracks version of it. Because the riff

2765
02:00:00.880 --> 02:00:02.880
track version we saw in theaters a few months back.

2766
02:00:02.920 --> 02:00:05.680
I'll kill a few months back how long it was

2767
02:00:05.720 --> 02:00:06.720
that at least two years?

2768
02:00:06.800 --> 02:00:09.880
So it wasn't. No, it wasn't it was like last year.

2769
02:00:09.960 --> 02:00:12.920
If you say so it was last year, I'll find out. Okay,

2770
02:00:12.960 --> 02:00:14.680
you find out, keep talking your shit, but yeah, no

2771
02:00:14.760 --> 02:00:16.399
point break nights in any one is what we're gonna

2772
02:00:16.399 --> 02:00:18.359
be covering as we wrap up lives of each month,

2773
02:00:18.399 --> 02:00:21.039
and we'll also be teasing August for what we are

2774
02:00:21.079 --> 02:00:23.239
picking on that. Obviously I've already said we're gonna be

2775
02:00:23.239 --> 02:00:26.000
doing nobody, but still figuring out theme for August if

2776
02:00:26.000 --> 02:00:26.239
there is.

2777
02:00:26.279 --> 02:00:27.880
Going to be a theme, if there, if there will

2778
02:00:28.079 --> 02:00:29.560
even be one.

2779
02:00:30.159 --> 02:00:31.680
But yes, that is what we're going to be talking

2780
02:00:31.680 --> 02:00:33.640
about as we wrap up life of each month on

2781
02:00:33.720 --> 02:00:34.039
the show.

2782
02:00:34.920 --> 02:00:37.520
I'm having trouble finding out exactly when that show was.

2783
02:00:37.720 --> 02:00:39.720
I can tell you verbatim because I did it in

2784
02:00:39.800 --> 02:00:43.359
my letterboxed on it looks like it was. Actually it

2785
02:00:43.359 --> 02:00:47.119
was in twenty twenty four, August eighth and thirteen.

2786
02:00:48.760 --> 02:00:48.920
Four.

2787
02:00:49.239 --> 02:00:52.239
Huh, all right, you win this round. I'll have to

2788
02:00:52.399 --> 02:00:56.039
yell about that. Okay, fine, but I guess all that's

2789
02:00:56.079 --> 02:00:58.119
left to say then is thank you guys for listening

2790
02:00:58.159 --> 02:01:00.119
to do you even movie? We do appreciate it. If

2791
02:01:00.159 --> 02:01:02.319
you enjoyed the show, make sure you're subscribed on your

2792
02:01:02.319 --> 02:01:05.720
favorite podcasting app or on YouTube if that's where you're

2793
02:01:05.840 --> 02:01:10.159
watching instead of just listening. And again, email us. Do

2794
02:01:10.199 --> 02:01:11.960
you have a movie pod at gmail dot com. We'd

2795
02:01:11.960 --> 02:01:16.600
love to hear from you, guys. And that's all I got.

2796
02:01:17.640 --> 02:01:19.199
That's all I got. What you want to be here?

2797
02:01:20.159 --> 02:01:20.279
Uh?

2798
02:01:20.479 --> 02:01:22.520
Now you charge me every time you can get your

2799
02:01:22.560 --> 02:01:24.960
own beer, so I guess uh. In the end, we

2800
02:01:25.039 --> 02:01:29.279
will see you next. Nautical fraud nautical fraud