Bushwhacked (1995) Daniel Stern, Jon Polito, & Brad Sullivan

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Is this the face of a master
thief away a hardened criminal for just a

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new scout leader of Ranger Troop twelve. Hey with me? What a boy?

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Daniel Stern Jay Jay Push Very starts
Friday at theaters everywhere in a world

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where podcasts reign supreme. Two friends
dare to ask Do You Even? Movie?

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Hosted by filmmaker Enrique Kuto and movie
aficionado David de Noyer. Spoiler alert,

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Hey everybody, and welcome back to
Do You Even? Movie? I'm,

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of course your host Enrique Kuto here
with double D Dave wearing the same

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hat as last week. Denoyer advertising
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which is available on a streaming service
near you, six thirty minute episodes that

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I produced and directed, and Dave
was occasionally sasquatd It was occasionally sasquatch.

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Oh, you're also a sheriff's deputy. Oh, I was a sheriff's deputy.

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That's right. It's honestly my probably
my favorite thing you've ever done on

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camera. Oh it was very very
funny. Yeah, but anyway, hello,

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we are back, and I I
don't know how to top next.

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You know, last week that is
true. I mean, you know,

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how how does one go against,
you know, opening a show with a

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twenty minute memoriam to a dog,
to a great dog. It made me

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dogs, It made me think of
a of Casey Casey losing his mind.

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How could you make me go on
a goddamn death dedication about a goddamn dog

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coming come out of an up tempo
record? How many times I go is

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down on the phone? If you
have on the phone, if you have

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not heard that, what is it
like? Five minute clip? It's something

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like that. It's multiple out of
Casey casem going off about a dead dog

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dedication that he is trying to come
out of a break of and he's not

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thrilled about it. Well, this
was a time for those who don't know.

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Casey Caseum was one of the greatest
voices in radio and television. What

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was it American Top forty. Yeah, he was famous for the for Top

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forty. And that's what that was
an outtake from was he was sending it

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out. So back in those days, you would he would record them and

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then they would have to either mail
the tapes or broadcast it to other stations.

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Yeah, and his his show was
syndicated. Ever He was also super

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famous for being Shaggy on Scooby Doo. He was and and only a portion

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of his powers have ever have ever
been realized that meme. Well, I'm

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not letting me. I'm not letting
it die. I know You're not like

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going to let it die because I've
expressed how much it annoyed me when it

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first came out. How why would
you hate the shaggy meme? I don't

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know. It was just annoying when
it came out. Everything don't like fun,

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That's not at all what it is. I think you don't like fun.

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If I don't like fun, then
why are we talking about this amazing

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movie today? Oh you mean,
what was it? Nineteen ninety five?

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Bushwhacked? I didn't realize Bushwhacked was
that late in the nineteen ninety five starring

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Daniel Stern of Fame Alone Fame,
and we're gonna talk about Uh, this

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is a film that I don't know. I wonder if any I mean,

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in the realm of hundreds of thousands
of podcast episodes, there must be one

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other show. I know for a
fact that there's one that that did this.

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Yes you do, YESO. We
hate movies. Well, see they

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didn't love it's that was my second
point was, and we're going to talk

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about how much we like it because
we don't really talk about movies that we

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don't like. Yeah, do you
even movie? We talk about movies that

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we enjoy a lot, movies that
we recommend people check out, even when

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you pick a movie that's basically not
available anywhere. I get, I give

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you props because when I when I, when we did Long Good Friday a

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couple episodes back, you know you
weren't a big fan of it. You

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you didn't dislike it by any means, but you you were not a big

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fan of it, and you still
had popular positive things to say about it.

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There's a lot positive to that movie, even if I didn't think it

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came together perfectly. So No,
I mean, that's that's what we like

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to do on Do You a Movie? Is highlight the positives of these films,

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but mostly talk about the films that
we enjoy, because you and I

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both enjoy that more than discussing things
we don't. Yeah, but you also

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love throwing wild cards at me.
Yeah, but I don't do that on

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a mic. No, that's my
job. Yeah, I was gonna say

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that's all you. Enrique is right
and also handsome, so but yeah,

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we're gonna be talking about bush whacked. But I do want to take a

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real quick quick second to say thanks
to everybody who's contacted me and offered kind

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work words about the passing of by
dog hen Wolf and the recent passing of

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my dog Chicano as well. It
has been weird and hard and we're actually

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recording this the day that that episode
dropped. Yeah, so so many messages

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and comments saying things like, you
know, while I'm crying my eyes out

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and sad to see you so sad, and I'm like, well, I

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mean, I ain't gonna be happy, ked. I feel like it was

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the ultimate April Fools prank we could
do. It's just like, hey,

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we're gonna talk about this fun movie, but first, here's twenty minutes April.

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Hey guys, I'm in a great
mood and want to talk about fun

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things April. Now let's so anyway, but this week we are talking about

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a comedy film. Yes, a
film that I feel like was talked about

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right at the start of the show
as one that we wanted to I believe,

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so yeah, that we wanted to
talk about So I guess, as

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much as it pains me to say
this, take it away, Daves.

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All Right, so we're talking about
BUSHWACKX from nineteen ninety five, one hour

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and thirty one minutes. Now here's
an interesting thing. So my DVD which

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we watched this on says PG.
On the back. The ad says PG

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thirteen because apparently this movie has gone
through a couple iterations. But the PG

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version that I have is the full
PG thirteen. Verson apparently they like crossed

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out an F word, essentially took
it out of the took it out of

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the movie. Wow, there was
there's an F word, apparently uttered by

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a kid and that that I'm gonna
guess it's probably one of the waterfall scenes.

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Well, for the funny thing is
I mean, I this movie was

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just a daytime cable player in my
life. Yeah, so I didn't know

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there were any real swear words in
the film. This is very true.

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Yet take cables where I saw this
too, But we'll get to that.

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So this is rated PG as of
right now. For crude dialogue, what

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was it the scene where he explains
the birds and the bees? That could

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be it? I mean, he
literally uses a Barbie and a Ken doll

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and starts mashing them together. We'll
get to it. I will go yeah,

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oh god so, but my favorite
parties was then he smokes a cigarette,

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watches Little Leno falls asleep. Oh
so good. So. The director

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of this film is Greg Beeman.
He was the director on a couple episodes

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of The Magical World of Disney,
which in eighty six. In the in

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the mid eighties, I want to
say Magical World of Disney was where they

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would premiere original Disney films for TV, and he directed two of those.

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He also did License to Drive in
nineteen eighty eight, The Two Corries film

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Oh Yes, The Two Corries Tales
of the Unknown in nineteen ninety, Erie

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Indiana ninety two. Mom and Dad
Saved the World nineteen ninety two. I

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Love I I know you do.
It's a good It's it's gonna happen.

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Oh, I'm sure it will,
Just so I can say, Jeffrey Jones

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and then stare at you. That's
fair. That's totally fair. The Wonder

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Years in nineteen ninety two, which
is not the first time that'll be mentioned.

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The Adventures of Briscoe County Junior in
nineteen ninety three. I did a

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couple episodes of that. Yeah,
Problem Child three Junior Love in nineteen ninety

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five. You ever seen Problem Sheeld
three? How have I not direct to

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I mean direct to TV, of
course, But I can't remember the kid

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that plays how on Earth? For
those unaware. If there's one thing that

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I love more than almost anything,
it is overwrought sequels. Too many sequels

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makes my heart warm. I do
not remember Problem Child three. Justin Chapman

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played Junior Heally in it, and
William Cat plays his daddy. He replaces

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John Ritter in it. Man couldn't
even get I bet I bet no joke

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because of the way I understand like
cheap sequels and quick sequels. I bet

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the Grandpa character is the only person
who's returned. Jack Gordon has big Ben,

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you're right, and Gilbert god three
is mister Peabody. I am so

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good a doctor Peabody in this one. Oh good. It only would have

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been better if it said Rabbi Peabody. So I will say Child three does

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pop up. It's not available right
now, but it does pop up occasionally

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on Max. Huh. So I'll
let you know the next time that I

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say Yeah, really, I didn't
know you hadn't seen it, because I

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am shocked I have not seen it
because it was one that played a USA

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a lot growing up, like they
would do Problem Child two and then Problem

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Child three right out. I mean
I used to watch Problem Child one and

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two on USA all the time,
all the time. So he does Bushwhack

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did nineteen ninety five, following Junior
in Love, and then he does under

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Wraps in nineteen ninety seven, the
Disney Channel Mummy movie, Oh Okay,

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all Right, Brink in nineteen ninety
eight, Martial Law TV series in ninety

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eight, Horse Sense, the Disney
Channel movie in ninety nine, The Ultimate

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Christmas Present, which is another Disney
Channel movie. In two thousand, does

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an episode of nas Bridges Jag Heroes, does the rebit of melrose Place in

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two thousand and nine, episodes of
Smallville in twenty eleven, Falling Sky twenty

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eleven. He did some episodes of
The Swamp Thing reboot in twenty nineteen,

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and most recently has done episodes of
Lucifer in twenty twenty one. I I

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wish I could be a name actor
on a TV show, just so that

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that dude could walk onto set and
it could be like Bush whats Yeah,

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I bet he would get kicked out
of that. Moving down the list are

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our writers, and we're gonna welcome
a couple back to the show. So

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credited on this is John Jordan.
John Jordan is actually Bobby Fairley's pseudonym,

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Bobby Fairley, the Farley for the
Farley brothers. Yeah, oh yeah,

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yeah, of course, because they
took their names off this movie when it

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got some rewrites happening. Wow,
the Farley brothers were like, this is

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not up to our standards. So
Farley Bobby Farley in particular is a writer

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and director on Dumb and Dumber in
ninety four, Bushwhacked in ninety five,

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There's Something About Mary nineteen ninety eight, Me Myself and Irene in two thousand,

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Shallow Howe two thousand and one,
Stuck On You two thousand and three,

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The Heartbreak Hid remake in two thousand
and seven, Hall Past twenty eleven,

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and the Three Stooges film twenty twelve. I need to see that Three

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Stooges twenty twelve movies. That's heard, it's good, it's fine. I've

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heard it's very good. It's very
I feel for the Farley Brothers because they

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kind of came in right at the
end of the type of humor. They

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were good at, yeah, being
popular, but I mean but they took

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there's something all Mary went sky hot. Oh yeah, but then they just

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kind of figured out yeah a bit. Our third writer is Tommy Swardlow.

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Now he is being welcome back to
the show because he was an actor on

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the Wildlife in eighty four, does
Real Genius in eighty five, wrote on

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Howard the Duck, Spaceballs, Hamburger
Hill or excuse you know he acted in

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those comes, a writer in ninety
three with Cool Runnings, and a writer

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in ninety four in a little film
called The Little Giants. So welcome back

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Tommy Swardlow, who also did Bushwhacked
after Little Giants in ninety five, snow

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Dogs two thousand and two, one
Thousand Junkies twenty seventeen, the Grinch reboot

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in twenty eighteen, put Some Boots
Last Wish in twenty twenty two as well.

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If was Tommy. If Tommy Swordlow
can make a comeback after Little Giants

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and Bushwhacked back to back, that's
pretty good. Then you can ask her

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out. That's my style guide that's
your I am. I am the life

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coach and style guide of this podcast. Yeah, I'm telling you right now

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now have a little sword Low in
your step. Well, he also fright.

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He's also accompanied though by Michael Goldberg, who him and Swordlow wrote together

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on Little Giants as well, welcoming
them both back to the show because they

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did cool runnings of ninety three,
screenplay for Little Giants in ninety four,

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screenplay for Bushwhacked ninety five, The
Love Master ninety seven, Earth Final Conflict

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two thousand and one, and Stow
Dogs two thousand and two. Okay,

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so they run on a couple projects
together, and then in another trend,

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welcoming back to the show, the
cinematographer Theo Van der Sand. He did

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Miracle Mile and Night Shot Miracle Mile
in nineteen eighty eight, The First Power

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nineteen ninety, Body Parts in ninety
one, Big Girls Don't Cry, They

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Get Even ninety one, Wayne's World
nineteen ninety two, which that exit to

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Eden, Bushwhack, the Practice,
Volcano Blade, Cruel Intentions, Big Daddy,

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Little Nikky, Out of Time.
I mean, the list goes on

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and on for this guy. I
mean, but just like was it lost

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in Parnis, but no exit to
Eden. Sorry, Deeden. Sorry,

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that's a great one too, A
very underrated one that I saw on cable

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all the time as a kid.
Yeah, and then also we have excuse

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me not also, but then we
move on to the DVD synopsis for Bushwhacked.

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Oh man, you're gonna lay it
on us. I'm gonna lay it

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on you. So a bumbling package
delivery man finds himself on the wrong side

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of the law when a hair brain
get rich quick scheme makes him murder,

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makes him a murder suspect. Daniel
Sterns stars as in that mad Max Grabowski,

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who heads for the hills with cops
hot on his trail when he's mistaken

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for a world famous scout leader.
Max's escape plantics an uproarious wrong turn.

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His own description is he would deliver
six packages and get a fifty dollars tip

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for each one. Is that a
get rich quick scheme? I mean a

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fifty bucks I mean, well,
okay, it's ninety five. Yeah,

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Oh justifer, inflation of fifty dollars
is one point eight million dollars. Yeah,

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exactly, so that checks out.
No, I mean, but I'm

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just saying I think get rich quick
scheme is a bit of a stretch.

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Well, let's go with my synopsis, then I'd rather not When he's framed

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for murder, he didn't a frame
for a murder he didn't commit. A

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delivery man flees from the authorities to
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master and finds himself in charge of
a kid's hiking trip. That's pretty good.

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You don't really establish the part.
The only problem with that synopsis is

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you don't establish the the the you
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like you know, it should be
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trip when in reality he's trying to
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That's still not a bad synopsis,
I mean better than calling it a get

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rich quick get ready. Yeah,
but do You Even movie will be right

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back, welcome back to Do You
Even movie? So I will say,

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Unfortunately, at the time of this
recording, as Enrique likes to point out

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to me all the time, I
like to pick movies that are not available.

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Bushwhacked has been available in the past. Yes, it's been on various

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major streaming services. But right this
second, right this second, it's Nowheersville

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and we blame the mouse. We
blame the mouse. Indeed, yes,

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you would have to get a DVD
of it, which I've I believe is

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still pretty accessible if you want to
drop I think like ten to fifteen.

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Ah, lousy mouse. So getting
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have Daniel Stern who plays Max Krabowski. He gets his start in nineteen seventy

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nine with Breaking Away, then goes
on to Starting Over in seventy nine as

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well It's My Turn nineteen eighty,
Diner in eighty two, Blue Thunder and

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eighty three, Get Crazy in eighty
three. Have you ever heard of Get

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Crazy? I tak okay. So
Get Crazy is a movie from eighty three

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that is all about this venue that
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but the owner suffers a heart attack, so evil Ed Begley Junior moves

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in with his goons to try and
get the facility for this evil Ed Bakelee

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Junior. Like a combination of Evil
Ed from Fright Night and Ed Bagley Junior.

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We could only hope right, you're
so cool Brewster or sorry Stern?

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So then he's in chud in nineteen
eighty four, the original Frankenweni in eighty

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four, Hometown Hero eighty five,
Handers Sisters eighty six, Born in East

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Lada in nineteen eighty eight. Oh
yeah, yeah, yeah, he's great

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in Dua. Then The Wonder Years
in eighty eight, because of course he's

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been there. Ye. No,
that's something people forget a lot. Yeah.

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His voice is what pulls that show
together so well, is that he

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just has this earnestness to him,
especially when he's not trying to be silly

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and funny. Absolutely, and a
lot of people, I mean, you've

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probably seen more of them than I
have don't really realize that Stern's done some

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really strong acting. He absolutely has, but he's also obviously Home Alone kind

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of cemented him as a goofball and
Home Alone comes a little later because he

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does Leviathan eighty nine, Little Monsters
eighty nine, Friends, Lovers and Lunatics

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eighty nine, My Blue Heaven in
nineteen ninety, the same year he does

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Home Alone. Then he does City
Slickers in ninety one, Home Alone two

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Lost in New York in ninety two, Rookie of the Year ninety three,

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I Love Rookie of the Year City
Slickers too. The Search of Curly's Golden

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ninety four, Bushwhacked in ninety five, Very Bad Things ninety eight. Have

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you ever seen Otis in two thousand
and eight Otism, Yeah, the big

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Fat Guy, Big Fat guy,
and Daniel Stern's daughter is kidnapped by him

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because he wants to take her to
the Prime. I remember so little about

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that movie, but it used to
constantly be packaged with Doctor Giggles, with

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Doctor Giggles, And wasn't it once
packaged with Lars and the Real Girl?

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Yes it was, Yes, it
was. Is that worth a revisit?

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It's pretty good, Lars, pretty
solid. Whip it in two thousand and

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nine, The Next Three Days twenty
ten, twenty twelve, A Christmas Story

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two where he played the old man
you know. But for the record,

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when it comes to a Christmas Story
too, not to be confused with a

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Christmas Story Christmas Yet or My Summer
Story My Summer Stories, which was really

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a sequel in many ways. It
was Uh. I think Stern was the

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best, the absolute best part of
A Christmas Story two. Yeah, there's

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a scene where he sits with Junior
and just talks about life. Yeah,

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that I actually like pulled up my
heart strings. A lot in a really

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dumb movie. That happens sometimes.
I mean sometimes you pull up my heart

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strings and you're just a dumb person. I mean this is fair too.

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Yeah. Yeah, so House of
Lies in twenty fourteen, a show that

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ended horribly house. Oh you're welcome. House of Lies love the Netflix SERI

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in twenty seventeen, and most recently, he's been on Shrill in twenty nineteen.

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Have you oh yeah, he was
the dad on Shrill. I have

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you seen any of his videos recently
of just him on his farm or his

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ranch or whatever, just like playing
with horses and whatnot. Oh. Man,

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if you go to Daniel Stern's like
Instagram or his TikTok, like,

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you'll just see him on his ranch
having a great time. Oh good for

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him. Yeah, it's pretty great. Uh, move down a list.

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We have Joe John Polito, who
plays Agent Palmer. If you don't know

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this man's name, you know him, yeah, two hundred and twenty four

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credits, Gangster Wars in eighty one, Chut in eighty four, Death of

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a Salesman eighty five. He was
in Chut. Yeah, he's in Chud,

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both him and Stir. Him and
Stern were in chut alright, Remo

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Williams. The adventure begins in nineteen
eighty five. Yeah, Highlander nineteen eighty

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six, Yeah, Crime Story eighty
six, critical condition, Miamivice, the

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Freshman, Miller's Crossing. Now,
Miller's crossing is a critical point in his

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career because once he made friends with
the Cohens. That's all it wrote.

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Like he is in baseball. He's
such a character. Yeah, he's one

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of those guys. And I love
that. This is the way like movies

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work. When you get type cast
as a cop, you also get type

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cast as a bad guy in a
weird like like like Ray Liota. It's

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like he was typecast like anytime you
watched the movie, it was like,

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oh, here's a criminal or a
policeman, yeah basically, or a detective

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or the detective didn't know what it
was gonna be. And he was very

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similar. He was always he was
always like either an authority figure who was

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bumbling or corrupt yep. Or he
was straight up a villain. I mean,

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he's known for The Crow in ninety
four as Gideon the pawnshop owner.

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Yes he is actually, Oh I
remember he's seen in The Crow. No,

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No, it's like col where he's
like, I knew you were gonna

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do that, The Rockets here in
ninety one. I mean, he's in

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blank Man in ninety four. Yeah, no, he's great in blank Man,

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Bushwhacked of course. In ninety five, he appeared in Dream On Seinfeld,

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The Big Lebowski, Batman Beyond.
He was a voice on the Man

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Who Was Who Wasn't There, The
Drew Carrey Show, The Singing Detective,

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Scrubs, Desperate Housewives, Flags of
Our Father's American Gangster, Two and a

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Half Men, Batman You're One,
And of course he was on It's Always

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Sunny in Philadelphia playing Frank's brother.
Oh oh yeah brother. Uh. He

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unfortunately passed away in twenty sixteen from
cancer. That we lost him. I

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think he had done like two movies. I want to say, like right

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before that. Wow. I mean
he was a stalwart part of any of

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just about any nineties movie, it
felt like in TV. Yeah, no,

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absolutely, I mean, like I
said, he's one of those faces,

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you know, just for being in
everything that you can think of.

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I think I first really noticed him. It was an ace Ventura, right.

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No, I know you're thinking of
your Oh god, I can't really

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got your Oh was he not an
East He's not an Ason Truro. I

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would have written as true down.
Huh, that's a that's a Mandela effect.

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I really remember him being in there
and he's not well. I just

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revisited Miller's Crossing, and I forgot. Miller's Crossing is a great movie for

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one, but I forgot he's actually
a really big role in it because he's

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one of the gangsters that Gabrielle Byrne
has to fool in order to basically stay

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alive most of the movie fair enough, Oh, it's good, and then

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wrapping us up as Anthony Held.
He plays Ryan Harp ragged in in this.

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He starts his career in nineteen sixty
four with Another World Silkwood in eighty

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three, Teachers in eighty four,
he's the narc Remember the student that's posing

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as the Yeah, I remember Miami
Vice at eighty five, Guiding l eighty

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five, Outrageous Fortune eighty seven,
Crime Story eighty seven, Postcards on the

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Edge of nineteen ninety and then of
course Signs of the Lambs nineteen ninety one,

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where he plays what is it doctor
h my doctor chillis. He's very

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memorable Yeah, he pulls off a
sociopath like anytime appearance very well. Only

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only movies in here that I see
him being a good guy is Teachers,

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which he's technically not really, And
then I guess Deep Rising he's kind of

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a good guy even though he's not
one of the criminal I don't know.

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It's hard to say, but I
mean Pelican Brief, the Client, Kiss

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of Death, Bushwhack, Porter Guy's
legacy, Ay Cappy, Time to Kill

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in ninety six Deep Rising, eight
millimeter Boston Public Red Dragon, I mean

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he's he always plays I'm sure an
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Yeah, no, not at all. Yeah he's not. He's not

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possibly a big twist or anything like
that. We need to do eight millimeters

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I would two. Sorry, I
wasn't done. Have you seen eight milimeters?

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Of course, I've seen it.
Millimeter two. It's not bad.

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Gosh, you think I'm some kind
of sucker now just because I haven't seen

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Problem Child three. I mean hurt. That hurts me. And I do

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want to give a shout out to
Brad Sullivan in this who plays Jack Erickson.

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Brad Sullivan is another one of those
actors He may not know his name,

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but you know him from things.
Just to give you a few of

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his titles. He was in Slap
Shot, The Sting, He's been in

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The New Kids, Miami Vice,
He's been in Funny Farm, The Dream

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Team, The Abyss, True Colors. I mean, the man's got quite

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a resume, but this is one
of his last. This is his last

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theatrical film, right right, so
he really could have stopped The New Kids.

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Nobody needs more credits than the man. Oh, that's gonna be possibly

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enough. That is a feature film, my friend. It is that.

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It is. So, what was
your first time seeing Bushwack, sir?

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Oh? Definitely one thousand percent on
cable. It might have been on HBO

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at first, but that ended up
being a very common Saturday and afternoon Sunday

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afternoon on cable. It wasn't really
on the USA network when I was a

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It was more on like Fox Family
and places like that, ABC Family,

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TBS, ABC Fan. Yeah.
Yeah, through the amazing time of Fox

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Family. I did not. But
no, I'm not one hundred percent sure

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when I saw it either, but
I know it was always on TV growing

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up. I remember like I would
catch it mostly about like the last twenty

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to thirty minutes when I would get
off the bus, like at like three

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thirty years I think even Spike TV
was airing at a bunch. It wouldn't

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surprise me. But yeah, it
wasn't until literally like six or seven years

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ago. I finally saw it uncut
when I got that DVV from a video

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store that was going out of business. I no, I did not cause

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them to go out of business.
They were one that was out of my

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town and I was out there for
my job at the time, which I

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was doing sales, and I saw
that the video store was going out and

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they had an amazing sale. You
could have done more? How could I

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have done more? I bought Bushwhacked
Hoosiers. There's another one, a maximum

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Overdrive, because I think I flipped
that because it was not an easy one

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to find at that time. Well, you didn't buy You picked their bones.

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I did not pick their bones.
The bones were already picked clean.

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I just picked out what was left. Prices were really good. Bushwhacked I

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think was fifty cents. You killed
them. I did not kill them.

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They're dead, ain't they? Are
you ready to get in the movie?

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What's that quote? They did an't
they? Oh my, why are you

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busting quotes to me to day?
I'm having trouble with I tell me surviving

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the game? Well, he says, did you really kill your You didn't

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really kill your family? And he
goes, they did, ain't they?

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Oh such a good movie. Also
coming to the show soon. Oh yeah,

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yeah, we gotta do that.
Another excuse to pop out that new

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Blu rays. Hell yeah. So
move it into bush Whacked. We meet

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Maxcarboalski played by uh Daniel Stern,
and he is on his job and he

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stops off at this gas station and
he asks for two packs of Marlborough,

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some snowballs, and a jumbo coke, which establishes that he is a man

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child. He is as he's as
he literally is walking out of the store

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and he's cramming a whole snowball in
throwing it into like somebody's backpack. And

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then I think he I can't remember
what he did. He did something with

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a coca with a coca or not
glass cup, the paper cup. Yeah,

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I was distracted by us fighting with
your dvd. Ah yeah. So

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the book a good thing about when
you when you have an old timey DVD

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that you have any v at the
Elixir shop. You have the option of

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full frame or widescreen, but the
disc is you have to either flip it

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over to one side or the other. And sometimes they don't even label them

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that. Well it's double sided,
double sided. I bet you it was

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labeled. Well, you're just not
quite I'm never gonna let you see it,

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so we'll never know. That's a
fair Honestly, that's wise. I

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think so too. So he arrives
at his work he works for a Freedom

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Express, which is a delivery job, and he finds out from his boss

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that another package has arrived for him, specifically requesting him to deliver it,

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which is Timberline Incorporated. Yes.
Yes, And apparently as his boss is

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talking to him about it, he's
like, they always request specifically you yeah,

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got something going on there, and
he's kind of implying that Stern has

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like a lady yeah, And we
find out that that lady is certainly not

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lady Luck. No, it is
not, No, it is not at

403
00:26:00.160 --> 00:26:02.680
all. Because he gets his package, it's supposed to be there, I

404
00:26:02.680 --> 00:26:03.799
think he says ten am, and
he doesn't take it till ten pm.

405
00:26:03.880 --> 00:26:07.799
Well, remember that's the deal he
made so they paid for the ten am

406
00:26:07.799 --> 00:26:11.599
because that's the first thing he says. He's like, ten am means ten

407
00:26:11.640 --> 00:26:14.039
am, and he puts it the
seat. Next we goes, I'll get

408
00:26:14.119 --> 00:26:18.480
you out after work. After work. So he arrives at this huge mansion

409
00:26:18.680 --> 00:26:22.440
and he goes inside and he can't
find anybody. He's calling to uh,

410
00:26:22.480 --> 00:26:25.359
mister Braggden, but he still can't
find anybody, and he's like, oh,

411
00:26:25.400 --> 00:26:27.279
man, smells like something good cooking. So he goes up to this

412
00:26:27.359 --> 00:26:30.839
door which has smoke coming out of
it. It's billowing smoke, and he's

413
00:26:30.839 --> 00:26:33.799
like, what's you cook it in
there? Opens it up and it's a

414
00:26:33.880 --> 00:26:38.160
giant fire, just a towering inferno. And that's when he is ambushed by

415
00:26:38.160 --> 00:26:41.920
Agent Palmer, who is played by
Pallito and McMurray who is played by Tom

416
00:26:41.920 --> 00:26:47.799
Wood who many may know as what
is his name? In the sub Substitute

417
00:26:47.839 --> 00:26:51.440
of The Fugitive, he's the one
that loses hearing when Tommy Lee Jones shoots.

418
00:26:51.880 --> 00:26:55.079
I cannot think of his name,
but he is well, he's in

419
00:26:55.160 --> 00:26:57.160
under siege, he's in the Fugitive, He's in US Marshalls. He's that

420
00:26:57.240 --> 00:27:00.599
guy you're doing a bad job.
How am I doing it? Bad job?

421
00:27:02.200 --> 00:27:04.640
You want to remember his name?
No, I didn't think so,

422
00:27:04.640 --> 00:27:10.640
so he gets that's when Agent Palmer
is pulling his gun on Gribolski, and

423
00:27:10.680 --> 00:27:12.559
that's when McMurray comes in. He
knocks his gun to the floor and Gribolski

424
00:27:12.759 --> 00:27:15.599
picks it up and he's like,
you know, okay, you guys get

425
00:27:15.640 --> 00:27:17.359
down, and then he's like,
you know you're not gonna catch me,

426
00:27:17.519 --> 00:27:21.319
jumps through a window with the polage. He says, don't do anything stupid,

427
00:27:21.359 --> 00:27:26.079
and he's like, you can't stop
me, which is which I did

428
00:27:26.119 --> 00:27:30.039
not remember that line from the years
of rewatching it. That made me blurt

429
00:27:30.119 --> 00:27:33.960
out loud laughing, because he,
yeah, don't do anything stupid, you

430
00:27:33.000 --> 00:27:37.079
can't stop me. Heum like it's
a second floor window too, Like he

431
00:27:37.799 --> 00:27:41.519
falls and when he lands, the
box that he was delivering breaks apart,

432
00:27:41.680 --> 00:27:45.119
and it's full of money, full
of money, which we find out not

433
00:27:45.319 --> 00:27:49.039
counterfeit money, not counterfeit now,
but money that's meant to be removed from

434
00:27:49.079 --> 00:27:52.839
circulation, old money. The weird
thing is when they talk about that later

435
00:27:52.920 --> 00:27:56.640
and they say that like so and
so was supposed to get rid of it,

436
00:27:56.680 --> 00:28:00.279
They never once mentioned that that would
mean that he was either working with

437
00:28:00.319 --> 00:28:04.559
the Secret Service or a member of
the Secret Service, because in the Secret

438
00:28:04.599 --> 00:28:10.079
Service, literally their two jobs are
protect the President and handle counterfeit money.

439
00:28:10.440 --> 00:28:15.880
Yeah, so I learned that from
reading things. But uh, but yeah,

440
00:28:15.880 --> 00:28:18.240
so it's like that was a weird
part. I'm sure it's just a

441
00:28:18.240 --> 00:28:22.440
plot hole, but it makes me
wonder for a second. So he calls

442
00:28:22.480 --> 00:28:25.160
his boss and he's looking for information. He wants to find out if there

443
00:28:25.200 --> 00:28:29.839
is anything for another package for Timberline
Ink or if Rheinhart Bragdon has another package

444
00:28:29.880 --> 00:28:30.640
coming. And the guy his boss
is like, you know, do you

445
00:28:30.640 --> 00:28:33.559
know you're on TV? You know
that they're saying there's still somebody. Yeah,

446
00:28:33.599 --> 00:28:37.200
And that's when we find out that
mister Reinhart was found at the scene

447
00:28:37.200 --> 00:28:41.559
of the crime and he was dead
and the only way they can identify and

448
00:28:41.599 --> 00:28:44.359
beyond recognition, the only way they
can identify him was the teeth. And

449
00:28:44.440 --> 00:28:45.920
the guy who says that has a
baggy full of his teeth, and he's

450
00:28:45.920 --> 00:28:49.799
like, it was really gross.
It's really gross. So that's when he

451
00:28:49.880 --> 00:28:53.160
finds out that they do have another
package and it's supposed to be not delivered

452
00:28:53.200 --> 00:28:56.119
to the mansion or anywhere near town. They have to go to Devil's Peak,

453
00:28:56.160 --> 00:29:00.599
which is in the mountains. So
he's like the Devil's speak, all

454
00:29:00.640 --> 00:29:02.519
right, well, I'm gonna go
find it. And that's when he also

455
00:29:02.559 --> 00:29:06.079
finds out that this was said to
be a robbery of one million dollars of

456
00:29:06.079 --> 00:29:10.000
old money, and that they are
considering him extremely armed and dangerous now and

457
00:29:10.039 --> 00:29:14.599
everybody's looking for him because he is
now the murderer of Reinhardt. I extremely

458
00:29:14.759 --> 00:29:18.960
armed, extremely They're like, he's
just got like fifteen guns, like just

459
00:29:19.079 --> 00:29:23.160
tied around every joint and every muscle
is just a gun. I think he

460
00:29:23.200 --> 00:29:26.200
was armed at extremely dangerous. No, he's extremely armed and dangerous. Got

461
00:29:26.279 --> 00:29:30.640
gotcha. That's gonna be the name
of your of your like your solo movie

462
00:29:30.680 --> 00:29:33.400
where you're like you're attempt at being
a B movie action star. Extremely armed

463
00:29:33.400 --> 00:29:37.079
and dangerous, I'll take and you're
just like, and there's guns like on

464
00:29:37.200 --> 00:29:40.440
every part of everybody. Oh my
god, extremely armed. It reminds me

465
00:29:40.480 --> 00:29:41.960
I just I just reasitted the mask
with Jim Carrey and that part at the

466
00:29:42.039 --> 00:29:45.480
end when he's like, did you
miss me? When they shoot him through

467
00:29:45.519 --> 00:29:48.559
the bar and then he pops out
those guns that are just like all cannons

468
00:29:48.599 --> 00:29:51.839
on top of each other a cartoon. Yeah, like the phantasm gun almost.

469
00:29:52.359 --> 00:29:55.400
So that's when we get introduced to
Troop twelve, which is a group

470
00:29:55.440 --> 00:29:57.119
of kids that is ran by one
of the kid, Gordy. His mom

471
00:29:57.160 --> 00:30:02.039
is running the troop and she's doing
the best she can with getting their badges

472
00:30:02.039 --> 00:30:04.480
in native ways. Well, and
the reason for that is that they clear

473
00:30:04.559 --> 00:30:10.039
they live in the dead ass middle
of suburbia. Yea. So she's like

474
00:30:10.240 --> 00:30:14.519
trying to give them things to do
that her scout's like in the front yard,

475
00:30:14.880 --> 00:30:18.440
their baking, back around the neighborhood. They're they're build a fire was

476
00:30:18.440 --> 00:30:22.920
they ended up making weenies out back
in the fire pit in the fire pit,

477
00:30:22.319 --> 00:30:25.559
and they're all kind of bummed about
it because they're like, we want

478
00:30:25.559 --> 00:30:27.000
to go camping, we want to
do whatever. Yeah, you know.

479
00:30:27.079 --> 00:30:30.960
And then she surprises them, yes, and Miss Patterson opens the door to

480
00:30:32.000 --> 00:30:34.440
reveal that they have a new person
joining their group, Kelsey, a girl.

481
00:30:36.279 --> 00:30:41.319
E. So that's sorry, Dave
baby boo that she's a girl.

482
00:30:41.319 --> 00:30:45.160
Oh my god, that's what we
see. Max is trying to steal a

483
00:30:45.200 --> 00:30:47.599
car he goes up to one car
in the car alarm is like, you're

484
00:30:47.599 --> 00:30:49.960
too close. Get away, You're
too close, get away. He goes

485
00:30:51.000 --> 00:30:52.480
to one car over and there's a
guy asleep at the wheel and he's like,

486
00:30:52.519 --> 00:30:56.000
oh, I'm sorry, and then
he gets into one car as a

487
00:30:56.039 --> 00:30:57.720
woman gets out, and then he
gets into the gets in the car and

488
00:30:57.720 --> 00:31:02.319
in the backseat of kids like miss
I have to wee. No, mister,

489
00:31:02.359 --> 00:31:03.799
I have to pooh. We have
to pooh yeah, And that's when

490
00:31:03.799 --> 00:31:07.359
we see the car pull away and
the kids just left on the side in

491
00:31:07.400 --> 00:31:11.000
his car seat, his car seat, looking confused because he felt that he

492
00:31:11.039 --> 00:31:15.599
had to tell just the random person
he has to go pooh. Do you

493
00:31:15.799 --> 00:31:26.319
even? Movie will be right back, Welcome back to Do You Even?

494
00:31:26.440 --> 00:31:33.160
Movie? So we see Gordy's mom
packing the kids up. They're getting ready

495
00:31:33.160 --> 00:31:37.799
to go on this trip, and
that is when we also see Jack Erickson

496
00:31:37.839 --> 00:31:41.839
once again played by Brad Sullivan,
and he is shaving while driving his hummer

497
00:31:42.000 --> 00:31:45.839
jeep whatever you want to call it. And that's the one thing we glossed

498
00:31:45.880 --> 00:31:48.480
over a little bit. We revealed
the girl in the troop, but also

499
00:31:48.599 --> 00:31:52.440
that they've got a special overnight retreat
overnight and they're gonna have this guy who

500
00:31:52.519 --> 00:31:56.200
is being introduced now shaving, famous
buckout master, Yes, famous scout master

501
00:31:56.279 --> 00:31:59.680
Jack Erickson, shaving with the butt
knife as he drives, and that's when

502
00:31:59.720 --> 00:32:01.160
we see Gordy's mom is getting ready
to pull out and they're like, you

503
00:32:01.160 --> 00:32:04.400
know, has anybody seen Dana And
they're like, oh, well, his

504
00:32:04.480 --> 00:32:07.119
dad said he couldn't come because he's
too small. And then they're pulling out

505
00:32:07.119 --> 00:32:10.480
and Dana's running up with his permission
slip magically signed yes, and he's constantly

506
00:32:10.519 --> 00:32:14.640
getting in a fight with the kid
who's rotund in the goop. Because this

507
00:32:14.720 --> 00:32:16.599
is a nineties kids movie, so
there's a fat one in a run that's

508
00:32:16.640 --> 00:32:22.359
exactly always always, and I like
that in this one they had the runt

509
00:32:22.359 --> 00:32:23.880
in the fat one constantly fight,
yeah, because whenever he would go like

510
00:32:23.960 --> 00:32:28.519
you need anything because you're fat,
and he's just like, shut up punk

511
00:32:28.599 --> 00:32:30.440
and then they like fight each other. It's good stuff. So we see

512
00:32:30.599 --> 00:32:34.680
Ericson driving, we see Gribolski driving, and they all both arrive at the

513
00:32:34.680 --> 00:32:38.039
same general store and Max goes in
to find out where Devil's Peak is,

514
00:32:38.079 --> 00:32:42.759
and that's where Ericson walks in and
he's like, is that your car outside?

515
00:32:42.799 --> 00:32:44.880
And he's like, yes, it
is, and he goes out to

516
00:32:44.880 --> 00:32:47.359
see that he has a sticker on
his window that says I am an inconsiderate

517
00:32:47.440 --> 00:32:52.440
person because he parked in the handicap
spot. And also while he was in

518
00:32:52.480 --> 00:32:54.039
the store, he was standing in
front of the TV to block that they

519
00:32:54.039 --> 00:32:58.480
were showing his face like a news
the general store owners like, they're talking

520
00:32:58.519 --> 00:33:01.799
about that guy on the New Murderer. Yeah, after he has the little

521
00:33:01.799 --> 00:33:06.440
fight with the ranger guy, the
guy from the store comes out. He

522
00:33:06.480 --> 00:33:09.480
goes, they're saying, mad Max
Supobowski is coming out this way. He

523
00:33:09.519 --> 00:33:15.160
said, a stolen vo directly in
front of right in front of it,

524
00:33:15.160 --> 00:33:17.799
and that's when he realizes it.
So that's when Max pulls out his gun

525
00:33:17.799 --> 00:33:21.680
and he's like, all right,
everybody inside. So then he, uh,

526
00:33:21.759 --> 00:33:23.640
we never see what happens to the
General store. I assume he killed

527
00:33:23.680 --> 00:33:27.839
him in cold blood. In cold
blood, so that's when he is going

528
00:33:27.880 --> 00:33:30.680
to have Jack take his hands to
the steering wheel. He glues them along

529
00:33:30.680 --> 00:33:34.559
with his chin, and that's when
he has him drive the stolen Volvo.

530
00:33:34.680 --> 00:33:37.480
So he's on the cops trail and
that Max can get away in his gee

531
00:33:37.519 --> 00:33:39.200
hummer thing. Yeah, he uses
the glue that he used to put the

532
00:33:39.200 --> 00:33:43.839
i'mond in the person thing on the
window window. I'm going to start putting

533
00:33:43.839 --> 00:33:46.000
that on your car, don't you
know, just when you were in Oh

534
00:33:46.079 --> 00:33:49.960
yeah, you're right. Maybe just
once, Oh just once? Yeah.

535
00:33:49.960 --> 00:33:52.880
If I do it every time,
that's gonna get cruel real quick. God.

536
00:33:52.319 --> 00:33:54.960
So the kids in Gordey's mom wait
for Jack to arrive, and that's

537
00:33:55.000 --> 00:34:00.799
when Max gets mistaken by Jack because
they send a share out after and the

538
00:34:00.839 --> 00:34:05.160
sheriff finds him because he's in the
car. That says scout Master ericson.

539
00:34:05.440 --> 00:34:09.039
Yes, so Dave mistake him,
mistake Max for being Jack. And that's

540
00:34:09.079 --> 00:34:14.159
when he ends up going on Troop
twelve's overnight with them because missus Patterson thinks

541
00:34:14.199 --> 00:34:15.440
that's who he is. Well,
and I mean, what's he gonna say?

542
00:34:15.440 --> 00:34:17.039
No, no, no, I'm
the guy that you want to send

543
00:34:17.039 --> 00:34:22.199
to prison. Yeah. So of
course Jack Erickson is a famous scout master.

544
00:34:22.280 --> 00:34:23.840
So the first thing they do is
ask Max what was it like climbing

545
00:34:23.880 --> 00:34:27.320
Everest? And he takes a second
to think, think, and then he

546
00:34:27.360 --> 00:34:31.159
goes it was bitchin' or it was
a bitch. It was a bitch yeah,

547
00:34:31.239 --> 00:34:34.519
And the kids are just kind of
like whoa. And he's like,

548
00:34:34.519 --> 00:34:36.920
you know, I had to I
had to climb these peaks. And it's

549
00:34:36.960 --> 00:34:38.880
something about the Himalayas. I can't
remember the exact line. Oh, well,

550
00:34:38.920 --> 00:34:43.639
he said the wrong the wrong country. Yeah, the Himalayas where and

551
00:34:43.679 --> 00:34:45.639
then he mentioned the Alps he had
to go across them. But then he's

552
00:34:45.679 --> 00:34:49.039
like, I had to cross the
Alps to get to the Himalayas. And

553
00:34:49.039 --> 00:34:53.000
they were like whoa. So the
kids are won over. Gordy's mom thanks

554
00:34:53.079 --> 00:34:54.920
him, and as Max is chewing
gum, she's like, you know,

555
00:34:54.960 --> 00:35:00.360
I try to not have gum around
the kids. So it's hilarious because he

556
00:35:00.400 --> 00:35:02.239
goes he goes to spit like into
her hand, and she's not put her

557
00:35:02.239 --> 00:35:05.800
hand ups. So then he just
grabs a napkin, a napkin that he

558
00:35:06.000 --> 00:35:08.719
conveniently wrote the Devil's Peak address on, Yes, which may come back into

559
00:35:08.800 --> 00:35:10.920
the movie. I doubt it.
No, I doubt it. But but

560
00:35:13.239 --> 00:35:15.639
and and one of the running gags
in this film that I really like is

561
00:35:16.039 --> 00:35:22.159
there's a lot of Stern not having
an answer to the kids question. So

562
00:35:22.159 --> 00:35:27.000
he just kind of BSEs yep,
and then kids being kids, just go

563
00:35:27.360 --> 00:35:30.360
oh right, and then on it. Well, well they start to.

564
00:35:30.480 --> 00:35:34.880
But there's that thing where it's like
if you just if you just exude confidence

565
00:35:34.960 --> 00:35:37.159
enough to a child, they'll believe
you exactly. It's very, very funny.

566
00:35:37.440 --> 00:35:40.360
So Max and the kids hit the
trail and he tries to trick them

567
00:35:40.360 --> 00:35:43.960
by telling them to go ahead and
walk ahead, because the first thing he

568
00:35:43.960 --> 00:35:45.840
does is grab one of his cigarettes
and he throws the pack down, and

569
00:35:45.840 --> 00:35:47.199
they're like, you're not gonna leave
that, are you, And he's like,

570
00:35:47.239 --> 00:35:50.480
oh, you're right, I gotta
cover my tracks, tosses it over

571
00:35:50.519 --> 00:35:52.119
the side, starts raising his tracks, and he tells the kids to go

572
00:35:52.199 --> 00:35:55.159
ahead. He's gonna catch up with
him because he's gonna watch him a distance

573
00:35:55.159 --> 00:36:00.440
and evaluate their walking. Yeah,
so he goes off into the woods,

574
00:36:00.679 --> 00:36:04.079
stumbles around for a bit, his
cigarette gets broken, he starts getting confused,

575
00:36:04.119 --> 00:36:06.239
and then he pops out right in
front of them on the trail.

576
00:36:06.480 --> 00:36:08.960
Yeah. Yeah, it's very clear
he's not in hiking shape. No he

577
00:36:09.079 --> 00:36:13.239
is not. It's almost like those
two snowballs and a jumbo coke don't really

578
00:36:13.239 --> 00:36:15.079
pay off for that crazy let alone
the cigarettes. Yeah, a loan of

579
00:36:15.079 --> 00:36:19.079
cigarettes. So that's when they ask
him why his nickname was Spider and he's

580
00:36:19.119 --> 00:36:20.639
like, why are you calling me
Spider? And they're like, what's your

581
00:36:20.719 --> 00:36:22.519
nickname? He's like, you know, how did you How did you get

582
00:36:22.519 --> 00:36:23.679
your nickname? And he's like,
I got it because the last kid that

583
00:36:23.679 --> 00:36:27.360
it called me Spider said it one
too many times. And the kid's like,

584
00:36:27.400 --> 00:36:29.360
well, if he called you one
too many times, that that means

585
00:36:29.719 --> 00:36:31.239
killed him was already Spider. Yeah. He was like, why would they

586
00:36:31.239 --> 00:36:36.400
call you Spider one too many times
if your nickname was already Spider? And

587
00:36:36.440 --> 00:36:39.119
he's like So that's when we see
Jack ericson. He gets pulled over by

588
00:36:39.159 --> 00:36:43.519
like eight or nine cop cars.
Yeah. Yeah. They are like like

589
00:36:43.559 --> 00:36:45.679
because they think he's a you know, a man on the run and they

590
00:36:45.679 --> 00:36:49.119
think he's mad Max. Yeah,
so they like they pull him over and

591
00:36:49.159 --> 00:36:51.320
they are just screaming like get out
of the car, put your head up.

592
00:36:51.320 --> 00:36:53.800
He's like, I can't. I
love the choice to glue his hands

593
00:36:53.840 --> 00:36:57.920
to the steering wheel and his chin. Yeah, that's just such a great

594
00:36:58.039 --> 00:37:01.039
touch. No, it really is
so troop twelve arrive at a campground and

595
00:37:01.159 --> 00:37:05.199
Max is getting eaten by mosquitos and
he's like, they're attacking me. So

596
00:37:05.280 --> 00:37:07.880
that's when one of the kids offers
him some mosquito spray, but he doesn't

597
00:37:07.920 --> 00:37:12.159
understand, so he just drinks the
whole. It's a mosquito like it looks

598
00:37:12.239 --> 00:37:15.000
like after shape. Yeah yeah,
So he starts drinking it and they're all

599
00:37:15.119 --> 00:37:19.159
just like, uh and it you
know, of course it makes him Ralph,

600
00:37:19.199 --> 00:37:22.519
makes him Ralf and he's just camera. It's a tasteful film. Yes,

601
00:37:22.840 --> 00:37:23.679
And that's when the kids talk about, you know, where they want

602
00:37:23.719 --> 00:37:25.639
to go because they're by this sign
and they're like, you know, we

603
00:37:25.639 --> 00:37:29.000
could go to Coyotes Den or you
know, oh man, it'd be so

604
00:37:29.039 --> 00:37:30.239
cool to go to Devil's Peak.
And that's when he gives Devil's Peak.

605
00:37:30.519 --> 00:37:34.000
What do you know about Devil's Peak
and they're like the son, Yeah,

606
00:37:34.000 --> 00:37:36.880
it's on a freaking sign. So
that's when he decides, you know,

607
00:37:37.000 --> 00:37:39.400
if the kids want to earn their
six badges that they're missing, they need

608
00:37:39.400 --> 00:37:43.119
to hike the Devil's Peak and that's
how they can get those badges. Oh

609
00:37:43.239 --> 00:37:45.920
yeah, So he convinces the kids
they're going to hike the Devil's Peak.

610
00:37:45.119 --> 00:37:49.280
So back at the trail entrance,
Agent Palmer and Age mc murray arrive and

611
00:37:49.280 --> 00:37:52.519
they're alerting miss Patterson that Gerbolski has
taken the kids and that he is not

612
00:37:52.920 --> 00:37:58.320
Jack Erickson. And and uh,
boy does she look thrilled when she realizes

613
00:37:58.360 --> 00:38:01.800
she just handed her own sigh and
all of the neighborhood kids Yes to a

614
00:38:02.440 --> 00:38:07.880
believed murderer. Murderer, Yes,
terrified, terrified, And Jack goes along

615
00:38:07.880 --> 00:38:09.559
with Agent Palmer and McMurray because at
first they're like, you know, oh,

616
00:38:09.599 --> 00:38:12.239
well, we're not taking you.
And he's like, I know these

617
00:38:12.239 --> 00:38:15.119
trails better than you do. You
guys know your instincts. I know how

618
00:38:15.159 --> 00:38:16.920
to how to like survive on this
trail. So I'm gonna be of help

619
00:38:16.960 --> 00:38:20.199
to you. And he's like,
you can come with us, but remember

620
00:38:20.280 --> 00:38:22.519
I'm in charge. I call the
shot. I call the shots. So

621
00:38:22.559 --> 00:38:25.559
the kids reach a higher point and
Max, using his binoculars, finds out

622
00:38:25.599 --> 00:38:28.840
the police are onto him. They've
arrived at the entrance, and he tells

623
00:38:28.880 --> 00:38:31.039
the kids they got to hide.
One of the kids, uh spots a

624
00:38:31.039 --> 00:38:32.960
baby bear and Max is like,
you know what what are you freaking out

625
00:38:32.960 --> 00:38:36.440
about? You know, it's just
a little bear. So he goes over

626
00:38:36.480 --> 00:38:40.840
and starts wrestling. Not wrestling with
him, he's playing with nd and starts

627
00:38:40.840 --> 00:38:45.559
biting his hand and then pulling really
hard. They put great like crunching sounds.

628
00:38:45.159 --> 00:38:51.119
Oh, and that's when he turns
around to see that Mama bears and

629
00:38:51.199 --> 00:38:54.559
thank goodness, he faints. He
faints as the kids all run for safety,

630
00:38:54.719 --> 00:38:58.320
and then they go, wow,
he's doing exactly what the book says.

631
00:38:58.320 --> 00:39:00.800
He's playing dead, playing dead.
So the bear molests him for just

632
00:39:00.840 --> 00:39:02.760
a little while, just a little
bit, hurts him a little bit,

633
00:39:02.800 --> 00:39:06.800
but he's unconscious, yep. And
then the kids all come back to him

634
00:39:07.159 --> 00:39:09.519
and they pour some to wake him
up. That was incredible, All you

635
00:39:09.639 --> 00:39:13.239
played dead for the bear And he's
like, you know, yeah, I

636
00:39:13.920 --> 00:39:16.239
did that on purpose. Yeah,
it's what you good at it. Yeah.

637
00:39:16.280 --> 00:39:20.840
So that's when we see that Paulmer
McMurray are just being left in the

638
00:39:20.880 --> 00:39:22.639
dust by Jack because he knows these
trails and like they they're you know,

639
00:39:22.679 --> 00:39:25.280
they're in suits, they're carrying their
guns, they're getting winded, and Jack's

640
00:39:25.320 --> 00:39:29.000
just going right ahead of them.
So they reach one side of the cliff,

641
00:39:29.000 --> 00:39:30.000
the kids in Max dow and that's
when one of the kids has to

642
00:39:30.000 --> 00:39:31.840
pee and he's like, all right, we're just gonna go ahead and take

643
00:39:31.840 --> 00:39:36.400
a pee break. So palm Ber
standing on the other side of this cliff,

644
00:39:36.679 --> 00:39:38.840
starts getting what he thinks is a
mountain missed on him, and in

645
00:39:38.880 --> 00:39:44.079
a way, he's right, he's
right. It was some mellow yellow that

646
00:39:44.239 --> 00:39:47.199
I forgot. I forgot about that
scene. Yeah, a group of kids

647
00:39:47.199 --> 00:39:51.400
who are just pissing on this FBI
agent, yep, and it's pretty delightful.

648
00:39:51.400 --> 00:39:54.079
But he's like, ah, just
what we need a spring shower,

649
00:39:54.480 --> 00:39:59.000
a cool spring shower. And he's
like, that's not rain, that's not

650
00:39:59.199 --> 00:40:00.840
rain. So that's when Palmer looks
up. He calls to the kids and

651
00:40:00.920 --> 00:40:04.159
uh. That's when Max is like, all right, we got we gotta

652
00:40:04.199 --> 00:40:07.400
run, we gotta hide. And
they decide to take off towards this bridge

653
00:40:07.440 --> 00:40:16.840
that they see, a very very
very long rope bridge. Rickety long rope

654
00:40:16.840 --> 00:40:22.360
bridge. Yeah, no, like
crazy long. It's like Indiana, Joe,

655
00:40:22.719 --> 00:40:23.760
I just get ready to say,
yeah, it's like Temple of Doom

656
00:40:23.800 --> 00:40:28.039
almost. So that's when he tells
the kids to run across. He runs

657
00:40:28.039 --> 00:40:30.320
back to see if they're still on
his trail, and of course Palmer and

658
00:40:30.400 --> 00:40:32.320
Jack are closing in on him,
so he gets the kids all across,

659
00:40:32.400 --> 00:40:35.320
running them across the bridge. He
gets to the bridge and he's like,

660
00:40:35.360 --> 00:40:37.119
all right, I'm gonna chop this
thing down. Except he looks back and

661
00:40:37.159 --> 00:40:39.800
one of the kids is like,
uh, miss, it's the door he

662
00:40:40.000 --> 00:40:44.000
won that has the medicine and stuff. Yeah, yeah, what was it?

663
00:40:44.039 --> 00:40:45.519
Fishman? Fishman? Yeah, Fishman, and Fishman's like, you know,

664
00:40:45.599 --> 00:40:47.760
I have vertigo going on right now. I can't move. And he's

665
00:40:47.800 --> 00:40:51.519
like, you know, tell yourself
that you're you're a sexy stud or something

666
00:40:51.519 --> 00:40:53.719
said. He says, say,
I'm so and so Fisherman, I can't

667
00:40:53.719 --> 00:40:58.199
remember his first name. Super stud, super stud. Yeah. What He's

668
00:40:58.239 --> 00:41:00.880
like, it'll get me confidence.
He says it a couple of times,

669
00:41:00.920 --> 00:41:04.079
and he's like it doesn't work.
It doesn't work. So but eventually he

670
00:41:04.119 --> 00:41:06.440
basically tells him like he's gonna kill
him for the best. He's like,

671
00:41:06.440 --> 00:41:07.960
he starts to go chopping and he's
like, you're crazy, and he's like,

672
00:41:08.039 --> 00:41:12.440
get across here. Maybe I am
crazy. Yeah, So he goes

673
00:41:12.480 --> 00:41:14.920
to chop the bridge. Of course, Fishman makes it across, and that's

674
00:41:14.920 --> 00:41:17.639
when Jack reaches the bridge and he
cuts it right in time. You're skipping

675
00:41:17.679 --> 00:41:22.400
an important thing though, oh am
I Fishman runs across, Yeah, and

676
00:41:22.519 --> 00:41:25.239
immediately gives Stearn's character a big hug
hug. Yes, and he goes,

677
00:41:25.280 --> 00:41:28.519
I did it, I could do
it. Yeah, And it's actually like

678
00:41:28.559 --> 00:41:31.000
a really beautiful moment to kid,
yeah, because that's what you know,

679
00:41:31.239 --> 00:41:36.320
you hope to get from being in
Scouts or whatever, is to challenge yourself.

680
00:41:36.320 --> 00:41:38.320
And he's a nebbish, little nerdy
kid. Yes again, Like I

681
00:41:38.360 --> 00:41:43.599
said, you got the fatso you
got the run, and then you gotta

682
00:41:43.679 --> 00:41:46.679
have the nerd. Yes, and
he was the nerd. So it's a

683
00:41:46.719 --> 00:41:50.599
really sweet moment where he runs across
and hugs him. But then yeah,

684
00:41:50.639 --> 00:41:52.480
he tells him to go and run
off with them, and then he goes

685
00:41:52.519 --> 00:41:55.599
and starts cutting the rest of that
bridge down. And that's when Jack and

686
00:41:55.639 --> 00:41:59.920
Palmer reached the cliff and Palmer's like, you know what's next and Jack's like,

687
00:42:00.039 --> 00:42:02.440
well, what do you think we're
gonna have to go around? Yeah,

688
00:42:02.480 --> 00:42:06.239
So they just bought themselves some time, so they stopped to make camp

689
00:42:06.280 --> 00:42:08.360
and Max accidentally grabs a bee hive, mistaking it for a pine cone because

690
00:42:08.360 --> 00:42:12.159
they need to gather pine cones to
start a fire, and he's excited because

691
00:42:12.159 --> 00:42:14.519
he's like, this one's the size
of a football. God. So all

692
00:42:14.519 --> 00:42:16.800
the kids start getting excited because like, throw it, throw the pine cone.

693
00:42:16.920 --> 00:42:21.760
Yeah, yeah, and all the
bee high and the beehive opens up,

694
00:42:21.800 --> 00:42:24.360
the bees swarm out, and then
that's when we see him getting very

695
00:42:24.480 --> 00:42:30.039
very badly stung, because the kids
in the next scene are pulling the stingers

696
00:42:30.079 --> 00:42:30.800
out of him. And that's when
also one of the kids are like,

697
00:42:31.119 --> 00:42:35.559
how is he this guy if he
didn't recognize a beehive, So they're already

698
00:42:35.559 --> 00:42:38.199
a little suspicious. Yeah, it's
a little suspicious. So back with Palmer

699
00:42:38.239 --> 00:42:43.119
and Jack. Jack explains or Jack's
trying to catch a fish, and that's

700
00:42:43.119 --> 00:42:45.079
when Palmer's like, you know,
you're not gonna get anything in there,

701
00:42:45.119 --> 00:42:47.639
and he's like, sir, i
am the thin khaki line between morality and

702
00:42:47.760 --> 00:42:52.239
depravity, which is such a great
line, but only he could deliver it,

703
00:42:52.280 --> 00:42:55.400
so sincerely yes, And then we
get to the scene that we've already

704
00:42:55.400 --> 00:43:00.480
mentioned as the kids had one of
the kids have brought a playboil long for

705
00:43:00.679 --> 00:43:04.079
the overnight. Oh yes, and
Stern finds them with it and he's like,

706
00:43:04.079 --> 00:43:07.199
you're not supposed to be looking at
this, and then they go Spider,

707
00:43:07.280 --> 00:43:10.519
will you? And the best the
best part is that one of the

708
00:43:10.599 --> 00:43:14.320
kids, I think it's Fishman,
has the manual and he's like, you

709
00:43:14.320 --> 00:43:15.400
know, I don't think I'm supposed
to tell you kids about that, and

710
00:43:15.440 --> 00:43:17.920
Fisherman's like, oh no, it
says here in the manual you're supposed to

711
00:43:17.920 --> 00:43:25.079
answer any of our questions we have
about it. So that's when Max decides

712
00:43:25.119 --> 00:43:29.480
to borrow Kelsey's barbie dolls that he
has, and we cut away for a

713
00:43:29.480 --> 00:43:31.480
little bit while I think I think
it's Palmer or No. We cut back

714
00:43:31.480 --> 00:43:34.760
to Miss Patterson as one of the
parents are like berating her, like,

715
00:43:34.760 --> 00:43:37.079
if anything happens to the kids and
whatnot, you know you're going to be

716
00:43:37.239 --> 00:43:39.440
I'm blaming you. And that's when
we cut back to Max as he's smoking

717
00:43:39.639 --> 00:43:44.400
pretty much all of his cigarettes down
and the barbie dolls are banging into each

718
00:43:44.440 --> 00:43:47.039
other and he's saying some things,
and then David, they're making sweet love.

719
00:43:47.079 --> 00:43:51.679
They're making sweet love. Thank you, You're welcome, and you want

720
00:43:51.679 --> 00:43:59.800
to do that sound again. Oh, and then said the man smokes a

721
00:43:59.800 --> 00:44:04.480
sick watches a little litto and falls
asleep, and they're all just like they're

722
00:44:04.519 --> 00:44:08.519
horrified, and there's any questions.
So we see the kids next sitting around

723
00:44:08.519 --> 00:44:12.639
a campfire and Mac and they're they're
both doing like would you rather scenarios?

724
00:44:12.639 --> 00:44:15.639
And Max goes ahead with his would
you rather scenario, which is telling the

725
00:44:15.679 --> 00:44:20.480
story about how he fell into the
timberline packages deal. Yes, which is

726
00:44:21.119 --> 00:44:23.480
this scene I love because as he's
described me, he's like, you walk

727
00:44:23.519 --> 00:44:28.960
into a mansion and a man you've
never seen before pulls you in and says,

728
00:44:28.960 --> 00:44:32.639
today is your lucky day. Lucky
day. If you bring me I

729
00:44:32.679 --> 00:44:37.440
have six packages coming over the next
three weeks. If you deliver him personally

730
00:44:37.480 --> 00:44:40.039
every day at ten pm, I'll
give you a fifty dollars tip. And

731
00:44:40.119 --> 00:44:45.360
maybe you're thinking, you know,
life is a delivery man's kinda kind of

732
00:44:45.400 --> 00:44:49.920
boring on event, so maybe this
will be kind of exciting and fifty bucks,

733
00:44:49.960 --> 00:44:52.880
you know. So he slaps the
fifty dollars in her hand and says,

734
00:44:52.960 --> 00:44:55.599
are you in? What do you
do? And all the kids unanimously

735
00:44:55.639 --> 00:44:59.760
go, oh, this is so
such a setup a scam that sounds legal,

736
00:44:59.760 --> 00:45:01.519
that sounds like a critic, sounds
like a criminal. Nobody would do

737
00:45:01.519 --> 00:45:05.360
that unless they were would fall forward, unless they were an idiot or a

738
00:45:05.440 --> 00:45:08.800
dufe or a sleezeball. So that's
when Max decides that he's going to go

739
00:45:08.840 --> 00:45:12.760
to bed, and he also passes
one of the kids that is making a

740
00:45:12.760 --> 00:45:15.280
makeshift radio, because the next morning
he gets his radio working. Yes he

741
00:45:15.280 --> 00:45:19.719
has a crystal diode radio. Yes, But I want to mention this scene

742
00:45:20.199 --> 00:45:23.679
that we just talked about, Uh
kind of made me see something I never

743
00:45:23.719 --> 00:45:29.039
really noticed in Bushwack before, which
is just how sad Stern's character is.

744
00:45:29.360 --> 00:45:34.039
He's kind of a guy with no
purpose, no real friends, bad not

745
00:45:34.039 --> 00:45:39.199
not good with women, has a
dead end job. And it's like my

746
00:45:39.280 --> 00:45:42.280
heart kind of broke for him when
they all were just like, oh,

747
00:45:42.280 --> 00:45:45.039
that's only an idiot would fall for
that, Like, I'm going to go

748
00:45:45.039 --> 00:45:46.599
to bed. Well. I think
the best thing is, though, is

749
00:45:46.639 --> 00:45:51.719
because he's starting to bond with these
kids, to their opinion hurts his feeling,

750
00:45:52.199 --> 00:45:54.679
yeah, because they're like he's like, oh man, they're right,

751
00:45:55.679 --> 00:46:07.880
do you even move? He will
be right back, welcome back to do

752
00:46:07.079 --> 00:46:15.519
you even movie. So the next
morning, that's when they get the makeshift

753
00:46:15.599 --> 00:46:20.199
radio working, and that's when they
hear about how they are and everybody's thoughts

754
00:46:20.199 --> 00:46:22.800
and prayers for the hostages that are
being kept near the Devil's Peak right now.

755
00:46:22.840 --> 00:46:27.039
Well, and then they say Troop
twelve. Troop twelve, that's us.

756
00:46:27.519 --> 00:46:30.280
So they find out that the guy
that has supposedly taken them is mad

757
00:46:30.320 --> 00:46:34.920
Max Krobolski. So they go to
check his ID, confirming Max Krobolski,

758
00:46:34.960 --> 00:46:37.480
and of course, right as they're
checking his ID, Max's gun is in

759
00:46:37.519 --> 00:46:39.239
his hand as he's asleep in the
tent, and he like rolls over and

760
00:46:39.280 --> 00:46:43.400
points the gun at them, not
intentionally. They're like, ah, so

761
00:46:43.480 --> 00:46:46.400
the kids panic, and that's when
Jack sees the kids sending smoke signals next,

762
00:46:46.400 --> 00:46:49.199
and he's super proud of them,
except that he's like, you know,

763
00:46:49.280 --> 00:46:51.840
oh, they're sending smoke signals.
I'm super proud of them, except

764
00:46:51.840 --> 00:46:53.440
they say belp. Yeah yeah.
He's just like he's like, well,

765
00:46:53.440 --> 00:46:57.400
they're kind of signaling. He's like, what does it say? Belp?

766
00:46:58.280 --> 00:47:02.920
Belp. So the troop puts together
a concoction in a canteen to drug Max.

767
00:47:02.960 --> 00:47:07.320
They've got like what cough syrup,
sleep off ser sleeping pills, allergy

768
00:47:07.360 --> 00:47:10.599
medicine, everything the Fishman's got,
you put into this canteen and shake up

769
00:47:10.639 --> 00:47:16.440
so it'll all dissolve. And as
they're as Spider is away, he's just

770
00:47:16.519 --> 00:47:22.039
like, hey, Spider, hello
there, Hi, you look thirsty.

771
00:47:22.079 --> 00:47:22.719
You should have a drink. He's
like, I don't want to drink.

772
00:47:22.960 --> 00:47:25.840
Drink right now. He's like,
but you're thirsty. We all can tell,

773
00:47:25.960 --> 00:47:29.480
right, And they're all like yeah, yeah. He takes it and

774
00:47:29.480 --> 00:47:31.280
he's just like reluctantly and he just
opens it up and he takes this up.

775
00:47:31.320 --> 00:47:37.239
He's like, that is good,
takes off running holding the canteen,

776
00:47:37.360 --> 00:47:40.960
drinking the canteen, and he's just
leaving the kids in his dust too.

777
00:47:42.440 --> 00:47:45.079
I think there might have been some
pseuda fed in there. It might have

778
00:47:45.119 --> 00:47:46.840
been. There might have been,
So that's when they run off. He

779
00:47:46.920 --> 00:47:50.599
runs off with the kids and the
kids start faking in injuries to try and

780
00:47:50.639 --> 00:47:53.079
stop him, and one of the
kids actually calls him mister Kobolski. Yeah,

781
00:47:53.360 --> 00:47:58.039
Fisherman does of course, I think
I sprained my ankle to mister Kabowski,

782
00:47:58.320 --> 00:47:59.960
He's like, what did you call
me? Would you call me.

783
00:48:00.000 --> 00:48:02.159
He tries to save it, can't
can't say. But luckily as he's getting

784
00:48:02.199 --> 00:48:06.239
angry and trying to like come up
with what he's gonna do. Stuff for

785
00:48:06.280 --> 00:48:07.559
a second, Oh, the kids
all dropped to their knees and go,

786
00:48:07.800 --> 00:48:13.559
please don't kill us, mad Max. And that's when Daniel Stern falls over

787
00:48:13.920 --> 00:48:16.119
and then the drugs hit. Yes, so he passes out and the kids

788
00:48:16.159 --> 00:48:20.519
flagged down Jack and Palmer. But
the kids are alerted when Palmer then shows

789
00:48:20.599 --> 00:48:22.519
up by himself, because they're like, wasn't there a second guy with you?

790
00:48:22.559 --> 00:48:23.719
He's like, no, no,
no, it's always been meop,

791
00:48:23.920 --> 00:48:28.280
just me. Because one thing we
forgot to mention is when he's going to

792
00:48:28.360 --> 00:48:30.360
chop down the bridge, freaking Palmer
is about to take a shot at him.

793
00:48:30.440 --> 00:48:34.440
Yeah, he was gonna shoot Stern
right there with a scoped rifle and

794
00:48:34.480 --> 00:48:37.800
he even says a million dollars all
for me. Yeah. Well we know

795
00:48:37.920 --> 00:48:40.800
he's crooked. Well not just because
the actor that is playing always playing cricket,

796
00:48:40.880 --> 00:48:44.679
yeah, but like he was there
at the murder. Yeah, so

797
00:48:44.719 --> 00:48:49.159
he knows Grabowski didn't do it.
Yeah. So Palmer takes Max, but

798
00:48:49.199 --> 00:48:51.719
the kids are suspicious of him.
So Max is taken off by Palmer,

799
00:48:51.719 --> 00:48:52.639
who would intends to kill him.
He's like, you know, don't hurt

800
00:48:52.679 --> 00:48:54.199
the kids, and he's like,
Oh, don't worry, I'm just gonna

801
00:48:54.239 --> 00:48:58.280
hurt you. The kids then also
see a helicopter, so they start trying

802
00:48:58.280 --> 00:49:00.760
to flag it down, but the
helicopter flies right past him, and that's

803
00:49:00.760 --> 00:49:05.320
when Gordy goes something isn't right.
So Max is taken to the helicopter and

804
00:49:05.400 --> 00:49:09.480
out steps Ryan Hart Braggden, who
is still alive and talks about how you

805
00:49:09.519 --> 00:49:13.280
know he had his teeth knocked out
before A million dollars a tooth not a

806
00:49:13.320 --> 00:49:15.039
bad deal, yeah, he says, like your teeth and he's like,

807
00:49:15.239 --> 00:49:19.840
I had a million dollars a tooth
I figured not a bad deal. Yeah.

808
00:49:19.880 --> 00:49:22.480
So Max has been set up by
him, he had his death.

809
00:49:22.800 --> 00:49:24.800
The death was of course faked,
and Palmer is working for Bragdon, who

810
00:49:24.800 --> 00:49:29.000
tells him to kill Max and then
go and kill the kids, which is

811
00:49:30.880 --> 00:49:32.719
a great moment of levity as this
is all revealing. He says like,

812
00:49:32.880 --> 00:49:37.920
kill him, Oh, these characters
like I can't kill him. He's like,

813
00:49:39.119 --> 00:49:45.360
no, kill Krabowski and then kill
the kids. So that's when Kelsey

814
00:49:45.599 --> 00:49:47.880
is like, you know, we
gotta save Max. You know, you

815
00:49:47.880 --> 00:49:52.400
guys shield Drys for a second.
The kids then show up using Kelsey's bras

816
00:49:52.400 --> 00:49:57.159
a sling shot, which they hit
Palmer in the head training bra training bras

817
00:49:57.159 --> 00:49:59.440
a sling shot. They hit Palmer
in the head, and they go to

818
00:49:59.559 --> 00:50:00.800
a hit bragged in, but of
course he steps out of the way and

819
00:50:00.840 --> 00:50:04.320
they hit Max, and Max goes
over the side of the cliff into the

820
00:50:04.400 --> 00:50:08.199
water and right into the drink,
right into the head. The image So

821
00:50:08.440 --> 00:50:13.639
nineties of all these kids hold holding
the edges of this training raw to make

822
00:50:13.679 --> 00:50:19.280
a big slingshot that launches two rocks
at a time. So Max fallsen and

823
00:50:19.719 --> 00:50:22.679
that's when all the kids decide to
go in after because they run away from

824
00:50:22.719 --> 00:50:25.519
Palmer and Ryan Hart, but they
get to a cliff so they jump off,

825
00:50:25.559 --> 00:50:29.400
so Ryan Hart and Palmer get back
into the helicopter. So now Max

826
00:50:29.480 --> 00:50:31.079
and all the kids are in the
water. They're going through the water and

827
00:50:31.480 --> 00:50:35.199
they don't know where Dana is.
All of them assemble at one point,

828
00:50:35.199 --> 00:50:37.800
but they can't find Dana. They're
getting close to a waterfall, and that's

829
00:50:37.840 --> 00:50:39.920
when Dana, hanging on one of
the limbs, grabs them and pulls them

830
00:50:39.960 --> 00:50:45.000
to the side. So good.
So Palmer and Bragg dinner in the helicopter,

831
00:50:45.079 --> 00:50:47.480
and that's when the kids get there
get the idea to throw their bags

832
00:50:47.519 --> 00:50:50.800
in the water to make it look
like they died, because at that point

833
00:50:50.800 --> 00:50:52.920
they'll leave them alone and they'll think
that they're good to go. Fugit little

834
00:50:52.960 --> 00:50:57.039
fugitive action. Indeed, so we
see all the kids toss their backpacks in.

835
00:50:57.400 --> 00:51:00.239
Palmer and bragged in laugh when they
see it, because Palmer goes,

836
00:51:00.280 --> 00:51:02.119
you know, well, when we
couldn't do, mother nature did for us.

837
00:51:02.880 --> 00:51:07.000
So fucking evil, so evil.
So we see Max and the kids

838
00:51:07.079 --> 00:51:08.440
walking into a storm because now they're
like, you know, well what now.

839
00:51:08.480 --> 00:51:10.719
And that's when they find a cave
that they take shelter in for the

840
00:51:10.840 --> 00:51:15.119
night. And that's when Dana's dad
tries to vent to Miss Patterson. He's

841
00:51:15.159 --> 00:51:17.119
like, you know, I'm sorry, Like you know, I'm a little

842
00:51:17.159 --> 00:51:20.159
distraught right now. And she's like, hey, why don't you take some

843
00:51:20.199 --> 00:51:22.880
money and call your wife because I
don't want to hear this right now.

844
00:51:23.000 --> 00:51:25.960
So that's when she goes into the
napkin to get some coins out of her

845
00:51:27.000 --> 00:51:30.719
pocket and finds the Devil's Peak address
and she's like, well, now I

846
00:51:30.840 --> 00:51:32.719
have something. So she goes to
look it up and finds out that Ryan

847
00:51:32.800 --> 00:51:36.320
Hart is the one that lives at
the house. She tries to go to

848
00:51:36.880 --> 00:51:38.480
Agent McMurray about it, but he
doesn't want to hear it, and she's

849
00:51:38.480 --> 00:51:40.039
like, you know, if you're
gonna leave him this and I'll go do

850
00:51:40.119 --> 00:51:43.719
this by myself. So at one
point she gets into a car and she

851
00:51:43.880 --> 00:51:45.239
drive him. But before that,
the kids try to figure out a plan

852
00:51:45.320 --> 00:51:47.599
to let the world know that Max
is innocent. As he's in the cave,

853
00:51:47.679 --> 00:51:51.199
you know, they're talking about what
they're gonna do, asking him if

854
00:51:51.239 --> 00:51:53.400
he'll still be their scout master when
it's time when they clear his name,

855
00:51:53.480 --> 00:51:55.920
and he says that he will be. It's a super sweet scene. It

856
00:51:57.119 --> 00:52:01.000
is no and this movie, and
I always remembered the reason I would stick

857
00:52:01.039 --> 00:52:06.239
around watching it when it was on
cable or whatever was that the ending sticks

858
00:52:06.280 --> 00:52:09.960
a really nice positives. So Max
tries to leave in the morning, but

859
00:52:10.039 --> 00:52:13.400
Gordy catches him and that's when he
tells him that they're gonna help him.

860
00:52:13.400 --> 00:52:15.599
They're gonna help him clear his name, and you know, Max is like,

861
00:52:15.599 --> 00:52:17.719
okay, well we got about two
hours until the truck arrives, so

862
00:52:17.760 --> 00:52:21.280
we got to scale this peak.
And he walks with the peak and he's

863
00:52:21.320 --> 00:52:25.079
like two hours huh, so there
might be a challenge. There is a

864
00:52:25.159 --> 00:52:29.119
challenge ahead of them. So that's
when we see Jack's hummer being driven through

865
00:52:29.159 --> 00:52:31.039
the woods by Missus Patterson. We
see the kids in max Is sending the

866
00:52:31.079 --> 00:52:35.199
peak. As miss Patterson arrives at
Bragdon's house. She's looking through the window,

867
00:52:35.280 --> 00:52:37.039
knocking on the door. Nobody comes
until she turns around, and that's

868
00:52:37.079 --> 00:52:40.360
when mister Bragden opens the door and
we know that trouble is now a foot.

869
00:52:40.880 --> 00:52:44.800
Yeah, that's not good. It
is not so Max and the kids

870
00:52:44.840 --> 00:52:49.039
reach the ledge as a Barnhill hands
him a rock climbing gear because they're like,

871
00:52:49.079 --> 00:52:50.519
you know, we gotta get around
this thing. And he's like,

872
00:52:50.559 --> 00:52:52.800
okay, well me and my dad
climbed kill him in Jero and he's like,

873
00:52:52.920 --> 00:52:54.760
all right, the whole time you've
been saying this, this is the

874
00:52:54.840 --> 00:52:58.440
last time to tell me if this
is if you did climb it. He's

875
00:52:58.519 --> 00:53:00.159
like, yeah, we we totally
did. So they set up the rock

876
00:53:00.199 --> 00:53:04.840
climbing gear it doesn't work out.
So that's when they decide that Max is

877
00:53:04.840 --> 00:53:06.920
going to be the bridge for them
to cross the side of the speat.

878
00:53:07.039 --> 00:53:10.159
And it's worth mentioning the what was
the name of the bigger kid Barnhill.

879
00:53:10.920 --> 00:53:15.360
He is constantly making up stories about
how awesome his dad is, Yeah,

880
00:53:15.400 --> 00:53:19.800
which I suspect is in reality,
and his dad's just not around. So

881
00:53:19.920 --> 00:53:23.360
he says he's a spy, he's
crime climbed Mount Kilimunjarro, He's done all

882
00:53:23.360 --> 00:53:29.559
these things. So yeah, he's
not exactly the most reliable he is not,

883
00:53:29.760 --> 00:53:32.320
yea. But it's hilarious though,
because the Stern's character is literally laid

884
00:53:32.360 --> 00:53:36.639
between these two cliffs and the kids
are crossing him like a bridge. Yeah,

885
00:53:36.679 --> 00:53:38.159
he's just holding on and his feet
are on the other side. The

886
00:53:38.239 --> 00:53:40.880
best his fisherman comes to and he's
like, you know, with your body

887
00:53:40.920 --> 00:53:44.039
masks, you should be able to
hold for about another like three and a

888
00:53:44.079 --> 00:53:47.679
half minutes. He's like, oh, good, take your time. So

889
00:53:47.840 --> 00:53:52.719
that's when we see that they have
reached the side and they have binoculars and

890
00:53:52.880 --> 00:53:57.480
missus Patterson has now been tied up
by Palmer and bragged in as they are

891
00:53:57.559 --> 00:54:00.159
packing up the money to leave,
and the kids notice this because you know,

892
00:54:00.280 --> 00:54:02.199
he gets the binoculars and he's like, what do you see And he's

893
00:54:02.239 --> 00:54:05.840
like, well, you know,
I see the bad guys and Gordy's mom

894
00:54:05.920 --> 00:54:09.000
tied to a chair, so they
got it tied to a chair. Yep.

895
00:54:09.280 --> 00:54:12.440
So now they realize that they have
to savor. So Max and the

896
00:54:12.519 --> 00:54:15.239
kids reached the house and the Freedom
truck Freedom Express Truck arrives, delivering the

897
00:54:15.320 --> 00:54:19.760
last load of money, and that's
when they devise a plan. So Bragdon

898
00:54:19.800 --> 00:54:22.320
and Palmer go out to leave,
and Palmer notices that something's off because the

899
00:54:22.400 --> 00:54:24.320
kids are off to the side talk
with Stern and he's like, you know,

900
00:54:24.400 --> 00:54:28.519
something's up here. So he finds
the kids and Stern pulls a gun

901
00:54:28.599 --> 00:54:30.800
on them and he says that he's
going to kill of course Daniel Stern's character.

902
00:54:30.880 --> 00:54:35.719
But that's when Jack Erickson, from
a top a tree leaps right onto

903
00:54:35.800 --> 00:54:38.880
Palmer straight Rambo, No, that's
because it happens in the First Blood.

904
00:54:38.960 --> 00:54:42.960
Yeah, he literally jumps straight down
and lands on him. Yeah, it's

905
00:54:43.000 --> 00:54:45.199
good stuff. So he has the
kid sees him and he's like, you

906
00:54:45.239 --> 00:54:46.159
know, I got an idea,
takes the glue out of his pocket,

907
00:54:46.199 --> 00:54:49.880
and that's when they glue Palmer to
a tree with his chin and his hands

908
00:54:49.920 --> 00:54:52.119
right on the tree. Bragden comes
back as Max runs into the house to

909
00:54:52.199 --> 00:54:55.920
free Gordy's mom and he's trying to
untie the knots he's interrupted those. Braggden

910
00:54:55.960 --> 00:54:59.480
tells him what knots that he's tied
it with, and that's when he takes

911
00:54:59.519 --> 00:55:01.079
them both out to the side of
the cliff and he's gonna have them pushed

912
00:55:01.199 --> 00:55:06.159
over the side. So Gordy runs
at them, trying to get in front

913
00:55:06.159 --> 00:55:07.599
of them, but he trips over
one of the deck boards that's loose,

914
00:55:07.880 --> 00:55:12.400
launching himself into the air as he
goes over the railing of the cliff,

915
00:55:13.280 --> 00:55:15.840
and of course Gordy's mom's freaking out, Max is freaking out, and even

916
00:55:15.880 --> 00:55:21.079
now even Bragnet's freaking out as he
takes off running, but Max tackles bragged

917
00:55:21.119 --> 00:55:23.360
to the ground, punches him,
knocking his teeth out. Yeah, well,

918
00:55:23.440 --> 00:55:25.599
because he's like, that was one
of my cats. Yeah. He

919
00:55:27.719 --> 00:55:31.239
endearing moment, Yes, a very
endearing moment. So that's when Gordy goes

920
00:55:31.280 --> 00:55:34.760
over the side and he reveals that
he's hanging on to a limb of the

921
00:55:34.760 --> 00:55:37.960
cliffs. So Max goes down and
he tries to save him. He goes

922
00:55:37.039 --> 00:55:39.480
to the side and the limb starts
standing on it, and the limb starts

923
00:55:39.519 --> 00:55:43.039
cracking. So Gordy is hanging on
this thing. Max is standing on it

924
00:55:43.239 --> 00:55:45.559
and he's trying to get Gordy's hand
so he can get his weight off the

925
00:55:45.599 --> 00:55:47.440
limb. The limb starts to break
more and that's when Gordy reaches up and

926
00:55:47.519 --> 00:55:52.000
grabs his hand. He pulls in. The limb breaks and somehow Stern hangs

927
00:55:52.039 --> 00:55:53.599
onto the cliffs so Gordy can climb
to the top. When both of them

928
00:55:53.639 --> 00:55:58.039
reach the top, they year the
biggest hug. It is and it's the

929
00:55:58.119 --> 00:56:01.360
climax of the movie. This kid, it's not really about the crime stuff.

930
00:56:01.400 --> 00:56:06.719
That's kind of the filler. And
now we head into the big ending.

931
00:56:07.559 --> 00:56:09.199
And this is where I was saying
that I picked up on something I

932
00:56:09.239 --> 00:56:13.960
hadn't really picked up on before.
They award the kids, of course the

933
00:56:14.079 --> 00:56:17.280
great the best badges make them all
Eagle Scout badge. Yeah. They surpassed

934
00:56:17.360 --> 00:56:22.239
all of the tenderfoot yeah yeah,
and now they're eagle. They have Eagle

935
00:56:22.280 --> 00:56:25.519
badges. Yeah, and then in
its surprising turn of events, he awards

936
00:56:25.840 --> 00:56:30.159
Stern. Yes. He's basically says, you, you know, you broke

937
00:56:30.239 --> 00:56:31.760
every rule in the book when you
took these kids out, but when they

938
00:56:31.800 --> 00:56:36.199
were when those children were in danger, you showed the kind of courage and

939
00:56:36.360 --> 00:56:40.679
bravery that makes you a phenomenal courage, values and honor that makes you an

940
00:56:40.760 --> 00:56:45.119
honorable Scout leader. And he awards
him with a medal that makes him a

941
00:56:45.159 --> 00:56:49.760
Scout Leader Ranger, Scout Leader Badge. And and the reason I like this

942
00:56:50.159 --> 00:56:57.519
is it ends with our main character
gaining something a purpose. Yeah, because

943
00:56:57.599 --> 00:57:00.719
now he's well, he thinks he's
gonna get to go out with just his

944
00:57:00.840 --> 00:57:02.079
kids, just said. The big
gag at the end is they reveal,

945
00:57:02.159 --> 00:57:06.320
oh no, not just your kid, You're taking all kids. And then

946
00:57:06.360 --> 00:57:08.800
they all run up on the stage
and I remember this was the I mentioned

947
00:57:08.800 --> 00:57:12.599
it when we were watching it,
and they just put their hands on him.

948
00:57:12.599 --> 00:57:15.400
They're just like touching him, and
he's like ahah. And then we

949
00:57:15.480 --> 00:57:21.840
get the freeze frame fade to black, and that is nineteen ninety five's Bush

950
00:57:21.880 --> 00:57:25.320
Whacked. Your goddamn right. It
is such a good movie. This movie's

951
00:57:25.360 --> 00:57:29.280
so much fun. So before we
get out of here, would you like

952
00:57:29.360 --> 00:57:31.239
to know? Unfortunately, we don't
have the budget for this film. I

953
00:57:31.320 --> 00:57:36.639
could not find the budget if I
had to guess, uh, well,

954
00:57:36.679 --> 00:57:37.960
first of all, because it was
a flop. Yeah, it was a

955
00:57:38.000 --> 00:57:42.920
flop. What did it make?
So opening weekend it took in too a

956
00:57:43.039 --> 00:57:46.280
two million, nine hundred and eighty
eight thousand dollars okay, and it grossed

957
00:57:46.440 --> 00:57:50.960
seven point nine million worldwide. If
they called it a United States, if

958
00:57:51.000 --> 00:57:53.440
they called it a flop, then
it probably costs between fifteen and twenty million

959
00:57:53.639 --> 00:57:57.840
series, maybe even more. I
was thinking like eight to ten. No,

960
00:57:58.239 --> 00:58:01.320
Daniel Stern was a was an alessohnte. Yeah, this was a major

961
00:58:01.440 --> 00:58:06.880
studio movie. It was made by
twentieth century Fox, the people who made

962
00:58:06.960 --> 00:58:09.639
Home Alone, twelve to be I
bet he was fifteen to twenty yep,

963
00:58:10.360 --> 00:58:15.280
and that's why it was considered a
massive flop. That's a bummer. Sorry,

964
00:58:15.480 --> 00:58:19.639
he's just sasd. So the original
title was The Tenderfoot, The Tender

965
00:58:19.920 --> 00:58:22.519
The Tenderfoot was the original title.
While the film's young cast had to undergo

966
00:58:22.599 --> 00:58:28.239
training sessions for the swimming and rock
climbing sequences, Daniel Stern deliberately avoided any

967
00:58:28.320 --> 00:58:30.639
exercises. He felt it would better
enhance just how out of his element his

968
00:58:30.760 --> 00:58:35.360
character was. That is an awesome
way to stay lazy. Yeah, that

969
00:58:35.559 --> 00:58:39.840
reminds me of one of the greats
in interviewing. What was his name?

970
00:58:39.880 --> 00:58:43.920
He had? He had a show
for like thirty years, Morton Downy No,

971
00:58:44.159 --> 00:58:46.800
no, no, he had like
a Larry King. Okay, yeah,

972
00:58:46.880 --> 00:58:51.760
yeah, Larry King would never do
any research. He would not,

973
00:58:51.960 --> 00:58:54.960
and he claimed that the reason was
so that he would ask real questions that

974
00:58:55.079 --> 00:58:58.239
anyone would want to know. And
I was like, that is such a

975
00:58:58.280 --> 00:59:00.440
good way to just not do any
extra work basically, which also leads that

976
00:59:00.599 --> 00:59:05.280
infamous clip of him in Seinfeld Oh
so good, so good. I love

977
00:59:05.519 --> 00:59:08.039
Larry King's stuff was so good.
It's so good So Originally considered to be

978
00:59:08.079 --> 00:59:12.599
a spin off of Home Alone,
with Daniel Stern reprising the role of Marv

979
00:59:12.960 --> 00:59:15.719
Merchants trying to reform himself. It
would have involved a backstory of him being

980
00:59:15.800 --> 00:59:20.000
sick of Harry's abuse and proving he
could make it on his own. That

981
00:59:20.239 --> 00:59:22.360
and he also would have been far
more rough with the kids after their antics.

982
00:59:22.400 --> 00:59:29.039
Reflecting Home Alone and Kevin McAllister.
Yeah, I well here, I

983
00:59:29.199 --> 00:59:31.480
think if they had made him the
character from Home Alone one and two,

984
00:59:32.320 --> 00:59:38.760
that might have helped, But it
would require a lot of character turnaround also

985
00:59:38.840 --> 00:59:42.440
a lot of disbelief if he was
the character, because I feel like his

986
00:59:42.920 --> 00:59:45.199
story would have been out all over
the place. Marv. Yeah, it

987
00:59:45.320 --> 00:59:46.840
would have been well, I don't
know, I mean, you would have

988
00:59:46.920 --> 00:59:51.960
just had to really establish that,
like he was interested in being a better

989
00:59:52.000 --> 00:59:57.039
person. Yeah, and that's why
he ran off. Yeah, but yeah,

990
00:59:57.199 --> 01:00:00.119
probably, I mean see, because
it'd be like, that's probably a

991
01:00:00.119 --> 01:00:02.119
bad idea. It's like, well, the idea they went what didn't work

992
01:00:02.159 --> 01:00:05.360
either. Yeah, maybe maybe that
would have been the way to go.

993
01:00:05.599 --> 01:00:08.440
The Boy Scouts of America wouldn't allow
the filmmakers to use the Boy Scouts trademark

994
01:00:08.480 --> 01:00:10.519
in the film. That's not a
surprise at all. The Boy Scouts of

995
01:00:10.559 --> 01:00:15.280
America are very protective of their trademarks. It's not a public thing. It's

996
01:00:15.400 --> 01:00:20.039
actually mostly mostly run by the Mormon
Church, or at least it was for

997
01:00:20.079 --> 01:00:22.519
a very long time, so,
and they're very protective of their image.

998
01:00:22.920 --> 01:00:28.880
So Peter fairly Farley, god,
I keep saying fairly Peter Farley and Bobby

999
01:00:28.920 --> 01:00:32.119
Fairley I Can't do It You Suh
had written the original script, but after

1000
01:00:32.159 --> 01:00:36.039
the film was changed, they took
their names off and were instead credited under

1001
01:00:36.039 --> 01:00:38.280
the pseudonyms John Jordan and Danny Byers, which is what is on the film

1002
01:00:38.599 --> 01:00:43.199
Well Hell. In order to warm
up for the day shooting, Brad Sullivan

1003
01:00:43.199 --> 01:00:47.000
would run backward around the ski complex
the actors were staying in. Who's Brad

1004
01:00:47.000 --> 01:00:52.679
Sullivan? Jack ericson Oh final theatrical
film Wow Well. He was dedicated final

1005
01:00:52.719 --> 01:00:55.920
film to Brad Sullivan before his retirement
in two thousand and his death in two

1006
01:00:55.960 --> 01:01:00.840
thousand and eight. Yeah, he
is. He's such a good part.

1007
01:01:00.960 --> 01:01:04.199
He's so no, he's one of
the most memorable parts of it. So

1008
01:01:04.320 --> 01:01:07.280
as we wrap up final thoughts of
Bushwhacked, Final thoughts, Well, I

1009
01:01:07.320 --> 01:01:10.360
mean, I would definitely say this
is a stream it. Yeah, if

1010
01:01:10.400 --> 01:01:15.760
you're a nineties kid then it's probably
a rented or a by it, but

1011
01:01:15.519 --> 01:01:21.000
it's definitely worth watching. I think
that it got kind of maligned by feeling

1012
01:01:21.119 --> 01:01:23.000
kind of like a cash grab,
which in a way it was, and

1013
01:01:23.079 --> 01:01:27.920
in a way it wasn't. They
were trying to make Stern into a comedy

1014
01:01:28.599 --> 01:01:30.679
lead. Yeah, they were trying
to make him into a Jim Carrey,

1015
01:01:30.719 --> 01:01:32.320
they were trying to make him to
a Robin Williams. Yeah, and it

1016
01:01:32.559 --> 01:01:37.239
just didn't It didn't click. But
as a kid, I thought this movie

1017
01:01:37.360 --> 01:01:40.440
was as good as any comedy,
absolutely, so I liked it as a

1018
01:01:40.480 --> 01:01:44.559
young man, and that was who
was meant for. It's another time capsule

1019
01:01:44.599 --> 01:01:46.920
of nineties kids movies that you just
don't see anymore, Like, oh,

1020
01:01:47.000 --> 01:01:51.360
yeah, that you can't make this
movie today. I mean you could try,

1021
01:01:51.519 --> 01:01:53.360
you could try. Stern's pretty old, but I mean, Daniel Stern

1022
01:01:53.480 --> 01:01:57.400
is so good in this movie.
There's so many great one liners, like

1023
01:01:57.679 --> 01:02:00.880
like Enrique said, the ending just
wraps it up perfect, and it's it's

1024
01:02:00.920 --> 01:02:04.119
a fun movie. It's definitely got
some humor that I don't know if a

1025
01:02:04.159 --> 01:02:07.840
kid's film would contain nowadays. Oh
no, it's super off, super off

1026
01:02:07.880 --> 01:02:10.559
color. So but it's one of
those movies that if you grew up watching

1027
01:02:10.599 --> 01:02:14.559
a lot of cable, you probably
saw this, and it's definitely worth a

1028
01:02:14.599 --> 01:02:16.159
revisit if you never saw it uncut, because there's no telling what they cut

1029
01:02:16.199 --> 01:02:19.280
out on TV. Yeah, I
mean, yeah, there's no way of

1030
01:02:19.320 --> 01:02:22.719
knowing. So that is bush whacked
of nineteen ninety five starring Daniel Stern And

1031
01:02:23.559 --> 01:02:31.079
you didn't give your rating. Oh
it's a streatment what and that? Oh

1032
01:02:31.159 --> 01:02:36.079
my god, it was bush whacked, And of course we like, we

1033
01:02:36.159 --> 01:02:37.480
like to rap it with some recommendations. I'm gonna go with two. This

1034
01:02:37.599 --> 01:02:42.719
week, we have nineteen ninety two's
Captain Ron starring Kurt Russell and Martin Short

1035
01:02:42.920 --> 01:02:45.960
Chicago. In inherits an old yacht, he his wife, daughter, and

1036
01:02:45.039 --> 01:02:49.440
son fly to a Caribbean island and
hire a dubious Captain Ron to sail them

1037
01:02:49.480 --> 01:02:52.679
on an adventure to Miami. If
you haven't seen Captain Ron, you really

1038
01:02:52.719 --> 01:02:54.679
really need to. It's one of
Kurt Russell's most underrated film. That's one

1039
01:02:54.719 --> 01:02:59.639
that was constantly on Cinemax in HBO
when I was a teenager, not even

1040
01:02:59.679 --> 01:03:02.320
teenager kid. Yeah. And secondly, I'm going to recommend nineteen ninety five's

1041
01:03:02.400 --> 01:03:07.599
Major Pain starring Damon Wayans. A
recently discharged major finds himself commanding a group

1042
01:03:07.639 --> 01:03:12.880
of mismatched cadets. I love Major
have a major sauce fuddy mine. We

1043
01:03:13.000 --> 01:03:16.599
were laughing, but I actually liked
this. Shock is Toy Soldiers, Yes,

1044
01:03:16.840 --> 01:03:21.159
and not to be confused with Small
Soldiers. No. Toy Soldiers is

1045
01:03:21.159 --> 01:03:23.480
a film about a group of kids
who are in a boarding school in South

1046
01:03:23.519 --> 01:03:28.599
America nineteen one, eighty one,
ninety one. I was gonna say,

1047
01:03:28.639 --> 01:03:31.800
ninety one, we're in a school? Is it in South America? Doesn't

1048
01:03:32.079 --> 01:03:35.199
say, Well, it doesn't matter. They're in a boarding school that gets

1049
01:03:35.239 --> 01:03:39.000
taken over by terrorists. And it's
super fun. But but it's you know,

1050
01:03:39.079 --> 01:03:44.880
a lot obviously a lot more serious, and I just think more people

1051
01:03:44.920 --> 01:03:49.000
should watch Toy Soldiers. And the
terrorist is played by Wishmaster Zone Andrew Divoff.

1052
01:03:49.840 --> 01:03:54.639
Andrew Divoff is amazing and he's doing
his his very heavy Hispanic accent.

1053
01:03:55.039 --> 01:03:59.000
He had no hate on Andrew Divoff. He speaks Spanish beautifully. Yeah,

1054
01:03:59.599 --> 01:04:01.400
so that would be my suggestion.
It's also a good pick too because we

1055
01:04:01.519 --> 01:04:04.360
just lost mister lugassa junior and he's
actually a part of that. Yeah,

1056
01:04:04.360 --> 01:04:06.559
he's a major part of that film. And you also get to see young

1057
01:04:06.599 --> 01:04:11.679
Sean Aston, Will Wheaton and Keith
Coogan. Yeah, so would you like

1058
01:04:11.760 --> 01:04:15.280
to know what we're talking about next
week? Absolutely? Not too bad because

1059
01:04:15.360 --> 01:04:17.920
you get to have another first time
watch my friend. Oh gosh, as

1060
01:04:18.119 --> 01:04:23.760
we are going to roll into Parenthood, the Ron Howard film starring Steve Martin

1061
01:04:23.800 --> 01:04:28.320
and Mandy Steinbergen. I'm so Mandy
Steenberg and Mary Steenburgen. There you go.

1062
01:04:28.559 --> 01:04:30.039
Yeah, whatever, I can't talk
to that, I'm aware, shut

1063
01:04:30.119 --> 01:04:32.480
up? What about every other day? That's fair too, But no,

1064
01:04:32.679 --> 01:04:35.960
this movie is uh. It became
a big favorite of mine in the last

1065
01:04:36.079 --> 01:04:40.480
like eight years, I want to
say, because it was one that we

1066
01:04:40.719 --> 01:04:44.679
had recorded off of HBO, but
it was on a crappy tape that kind

1067
01:04:44.719 --> 01:04:46.920
of wore out in parts, and
I just revisited like eight years ago and

1068
01:04:47.199 --> 01:04:50.199
fell in love with it because it's
so much fun, a heartfelt and a

1069
01:04:50.320 --> 01:04:54.039
lot of great actors in it too. I mean, I'll give it a

1070
01:04:54.159 --> 01:04:56.840
try. I was hoping it was
going to be Parents in the Hood,

1071
01:04:56.920 --> 01:05:00.679
Parents in the Hood, but this
works too. So all right, well

1072
01:05:00.760 --> 01:05:05.159
Parenthood next week? Yeah from nineteen
eighty nine eighty nine? Okay, Well

1073
01:05:05.360 --> 01:05:09.280
Martin, is there anything else you
want to get across Double D before we

1074
01:05:09.360 --> 01:05:12.880
take off? Just a reminder that
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1075
01:05:12.920 --> 01:05:16.719
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1076
01:05:16.800 --> 01:05:20.440
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1077
01:05:20.480 --> 01:05:24.199
on Amazon through death Cult Press.
You can get it wherever you get your

1078
01:05:24.239 --> 01:05:28.079
books. It was a really really
fun book to have come out after the

1079
01:05:28.119 --> 01:05:30.360
show, like that was just a
it was a nice punctuation. Yeah,

1080
01:05:30.440 --> 01:05:33.559
yeah, yeah, and yeah.
It's available Amazon dot com or at death

1081
01:05:33.599 --> 01:05:39.239
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1082
01:05:39.360 --> 01:05:42.840
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1083
01:05:42.880 --> 01:05:46.239
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1084
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1085
01:05:50.840 --> 01:05:54.480
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1086
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1095
01:06:28.199 --> 01:06:30.159
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1097
01:06:33.400 --> 01:06:38.360
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1098
01:06:38.440 --> 01:06:42.639
couple episodes we have coming up have
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1099
01:06:42.760 --> 01:06:45.280
if you have a film you'd like
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1100
01:06:45.360 --> 01:06:46.719
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1101
01:06:46.920 --> 01:06:49.559
Just maybe, just maybe. Yeah, I wouldn't count on that.

1102
01:06:49.760 --> 01:06:53.719
So uh, all right, my
friends, Well until next time, we

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will see you next Tuesday, Next
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