The House of Fun, Part I: Laugh Track

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1:34 At the lanterns last light, a centuries old barkeep poured silvery spirits that tasted like rainstorms, burnt bread and homes on fire. Memories more than drinks. The barkeep swore he didn't know the Syndicate, and Mimi sensed the wipe wasn't wilful. A messenger's parchment dissolved after warning of caravans lost in the echo fields, and a vault of forgotten names that opened only to truth bartered and that the wastes would weaponize memory against them. A quiet contact at the bar marked their path SE along the ash way to a door that opened not for coin or steel, but for what 1 might be willing to lose. They set out under a wrong feeling sun.

2:17 An Obsidian Spire carved with shifting names served as a compass pointing toward the vault. The waste struck first. When Savara's shadow tore free and attacked, they shattered it, but the desert stole clarity from her. Faces smudged whenever she looked at her allies. As dusk deepened, familiar voices pulled them in three different directions until they wrenched themselves back together. Night brought more tests. Mimi watched constellations rearrange into almost words. Zebulon was visited by the phantom alley cat of his childhood, and Savara saw a blue white Lantern drift past and burst to ash at a basil Fisher.

2:58 The vault pushed back. It mangled Zebulon's name, tried to scatter Savara's storm, and called Mimi ash, but they pressed into a grand Chamber of Obsidian names, where a towering Echo Warden and drifting wraiths awaited. None shall pass who cannot pay the price it vowed. Mimi paid first, owning the hunger and the hatred that once drove her, and her strike lit the runes on the great door. Savara hammered in with frost and menace, locking the Warden in place and shattering plates when the Warden tried to blink across the field. Zeb cut the magic off mid breath, then hurled fire. The vault caught and threw the blaze back through him in a second ruinous strike.

3:40 The door finally blazed with the words Price paid, and the fight gave way to a gauntlet. Mirror selves clawed from the walls. Mimi clung to shared laughter and tore free. Savara roared her full name and broke her chains. Zeb cracked the corridor with a thunderous blast that reduced glass hands to dust. A collapsing path over a white abyss demanded perfect leaps. They made them, Zeb's conjured hand hovering like a tether at the final arch. The vault demanded one more truth. Zebulon offered the face of his childhood friend, and it vanished from him forever. They ran. Light swallowed the chamber, and the Warden's rage fell away behind the implosion.

4:23 They emerged onto honest sand and returned to whisper shade. Mimi found her rage again by dawn. Savara's steadiness and skill returned with rest, but the friend Zebulon gave to the vault did not. The caravan's disappearances still waited out there in the echoes. Welcome to the. Quest. Gather round, don't delay. With dice in our hands, we're ready to play adventures away With stories to unfold in the land of D and ye, where the brave hearts are bold. Crit happens. We roll, We let our imaginations fly.

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7:06 Say hello, players. Hello. Hey everyone. Hello. Players. Hello, pliers. All right, so last we left our party, they had just taken down the burning gate with their mission and they were successful. And I'm still irked at somebody in this room that I lost about 75% of that. But, you know, we digress. So agents, this week it's going to be for you guys a week off. The Syndicate has been impressed with your performance. Your recent missions have been exemplary. Your teamwork, ingenuity under pressure, and clean execution have not gone unnoticed.

7:49 In recognition, High Command is authorizing 1 full week of leave, effective immediately. You were ordered to stand down from any active contracts and enjoy yourselves at the House of fun. The House of Fun. The House of Fun, clearly nothing more nefarious going on there, but the syndicate has heard very good things about this location, just opened up a few few months ago we'll say, and they have turned to the syndicate to effectively give them a a good review. So the syndicate again, using you guys almost as Guinea pigs, are sending you to the House of Fun to enjoy yourself. Admission has been comped and your names are on the door awaiting your arrival.

8:42 Why? That's there. Don't be suspicious. Don't you better literally be literally be on the door. I'm going to be mad. Absolutely. So you know the House of Fun First Syndicate archives to be in the Verdant Rift on the West Coast of the Verdant Rift just outside the City of Sweetness. So as as of right now, you guys are still in the Ashton Belt. So travel to the to the city of Sweet Nest from Vault Shade. Where you are currently will be about about a two days travel.

9:28 Two days to get there, huh? Correct. Is that on foot or by like cart or something? That would be on foot by cart. You would you would speed it up to about a day. Did I ever give back the cart? I mean. It's been like many days. So those horses are either dead or. So actually, so from the time period of which that you completed the quest at the Burning Gate to right now has actually been only been about a day. We're actually picking up kind of right where we left off instead of the typical, it's been about a week since your last mission. We're going to, you know, kind of take off about a it'll be about a day since your last mission. OK.

10:22 So at this point I'll say to answer your question, I'll say that you have not returned the horses as of yet and the cart. I got a horse and cart, or I got horses and a cart. I'd say I am focused on looking for wildlife, you know, any kind of animals or beasts did I notice in the area on my travels? Sure, Right now you are just out. You're you're just outside the city of between Vulk Shade and Cinder March.

11:08 Give me a nature check. Nature, huh? Let's roll 13. I mean, outside the occasional squirrel or, you know, rabbit, there's not anything to will say worth your while. OK. But like I said, you know, squirrels, rabbits, the, you know, the normal thing you would expect in in, in the fall. I have to ask. Oh yeah.

11:49 Hell yeah. Right, so I'm just moseying with the rest of the party at this point. I would think we'd want to return the the horses and cart back to the owner because they knew we were syndicate and they gave us a deal because of it and that might harm our reputation with the syndicate to not return it. Not our reputation. Roger's reputation? Sure. I mean, I'm not wrong.

12:39 He's not wrong. I can't even argue that point. Because there's going to like chirp up, chime in, be like anything to get back at that barn. I heard he threw you in a volcano. He threw me in lava. And. Left me there for like 5 seconds but it was enough. I suppose we can go she's don't let the stable master know. OK, so you guys will roll back into Vault Shade back to the stable, which the the stable stable master is effectively awaiting your arrival. Hello, welcome back.

13:35 I was, I was almost expecting these horses never to come back. And he's kind of doing like a like a walk, walk around kind of thing, kind of inspecting everything he goes. It's a pretty nice repair. We blew up a genie. Mm Hmm. Well, that sounds incredible. I'm, I'm, I'm glad that you brought back the horse in the cart. I can. I can take it off your hands now. Oh, we'd actually kind of need to hold on to him for a little. Bit. Oh, another, another trip to just outside the city again. Two days, two days.

14:20 My goodness, are you going all the way? It's still cold. We're going to go to a house. On vacation. It's a fun house. In the Verdant Rift. The verdant rift. That's quite a travel. The House of You must be talking about the House of Fun. I've I've heard very mixed things about this establishment. What kind of makes things? Yeah, well, and he kind of backs up just a bit from the cart and he goes. Some people don't come out of the House of fun the way they went in.

15:20 In which way? Like a different door or. OK, maybe a window? First of all, before we can break, before we continue, Savara, I'm going to go ahead and give you an inspiration. So she has. So behind the scenes, we also do play D&D in person together, and she always gives me a piece of gum. She just sent me Adm of her holding a piece of gum against her monitor right underneath my icon. So that's hilarious. So you're getting an inspiration for that. Congratulations.

16:01 That's fun. Yes. So I'm sorry. OK, we'll, we'll kind of pick up where we left off. Yeah, They, they don't seem to come out the same way they went in almost like the experience inside the house changed them. Maybe the rumors are. Like they they're more relaxed, So what mentally change what's going on? It's, it's hard to tell. I, I mean, I've personally never, never encountered somebody that's gone into the House of fun. I've I've only heard from the people that I hear stories from.

16:44 So it's, it's third hand knowledge. It's, you know, things get lost in translation, but. So aren't you curious? I'm finding out yourself. No, no, I'm, I'm oh. You don't want to come on vacation with us. I'm I'm far too old. Oh. You can ride the car. We'll, we'll steer. You can no, I, I, I insist that it's if it's your vacation, that's all the more power to you. But I, I, I, no I I must think of my wife and children. I would not, I would not leave to go on an adventure. You've heard that horror of things. I've heard whispers of of things that may have occurred. I I haven't personally experienced to them myself, nor have anybody I known experienced them, but if the syndicate is sending you there, it must be good. General preservation check to see if we can get him to give more.

17:48 It's probably not going to get me anything. I got a 12 I. He kind of looks up into the, into the sky just a bit and goes I've, you know, I, I, I know that if you complete the House of Fun, there's, there's always something in it for, for everyone that goes and, and completes it. Complete. What do you mean complete?

18:29 Well, I mean to go in and, you know, come out of the House of fun, whatever that may entail. This is starting to sound less and less like a vacation. What is this? Like the motel of California? What's going on? All right, you check it anytime you like, but you can never leave. Yeah, OK, Take it easy there, Eagles. I was thinking like Percy Jackson and then what else? Oh, if you ever played Curse of Strad, that very first house, like that's what we're going to be walking into. Like, does this guy know what they get if they complete the house?

19:30 Is it the same for everybody or is it different or is it different for everybody? He has to know something right? Are. You are you asking him that directly? Yeah. I'm I'm not entirely sure I I've heard that it's different for everyone. The owner seems to have a procurement of many magical items and seems to be. Incredibly ready. You're just like. Let's go look, man. The house. The house may be haunted. No, it's not. Let's go. Come on, let's do this.

20:15 I'm going to pull my shield off and just kind of lean on it and be like, you know, you're really going to tell us what you actually know. I'd like to roll an intimidation. OK. Yeah, I'll allow that. First one's A10. The advantage is a 19. He kind of shudders a little bit and goes, please, no, no need to be, no need to be aggressive. No need to be. There's no need to be so aggressive. I, I, I've told you what I know it's the house is different for everyone.

20:57 It, it may have changed since the last time. I, I've, I've heard somebody go in and come out. So I, I honestly, I and he's like I've told you, I know. Please, please, I, I I want no trouble. All right. I'll tell you what, you can have the horse and the cart to go there within the same price that you paid before. OK, don't forget. Don't don't forget what? Anything. Too late. I'm gonna have you make. It and like spoiled himself. Yeah, give me an intimidation check on that one roll to see if he shits his pants.

21:44 At 11, twice. He kind of shudders again, but nothing out of the old no, he's like OK, yes, yes, no, don't forget. I got that, yes, enjoy your. Time at the burden. Burden Riff and he kind of like Hurley, like hastily brings all the horses into the into the stable. He's like. Hey, I think I got us some free horses. Great. That guy was weird. For the same price and. Same price we already paid can. We yeah, you never said we had to add on to the price. All right, so who is going to be sorry?

22:25 Let me back out of that voice. Who is going to be driving the horse? Is it going to be Jesse again what we done last week or? Because I have proficiency in animal handling, OK. You do it. I've got a + 3 on animal handling. I have a + 4 OK. OK, he's in. Woo. That's zero. Look, he. Likes her pets in all pores. Jesus Christ. OK, All right, so real quick, Katie, I'm going to need a history check just to make sure you know where the hell you're going.

23:08 Nope. 13. Yeah, I mean, it's sweet Nest is the the outpost for the Syndicate. So I mean it's it's a pretty low bar to begin with on that one. Basically I was looking for anything other than like on that one, so. Sweet. Yeah, so you make your way downtown and. And. Sorry. I need Kasdea. To roll. Me just a straight D20. 11. All right, so you are making your way towards the border between the Verdant Rift and the Ashen Belt. #3. Yeah, so #3 is going to be the city within the the Verdant Rift, not necessarily the the outpost for. OK.

24:13 The syndicate let's. See here. Does each of what what are the numbers represent the different outposts? The numbers represent the the outpost and the city within the region. So I mean, if we're all looking at, if you're looking at the map here and audio listeners, we're all taking a look at the map here real quick. The Verdant rift #3 the city is going to be Mirror Thorn and #4 is going to be the Outpost, which is Sweet Nest. I want to go there. Well, that's yeah. So you know that you, you know from syndicate briefings that the, the House of Fun is located just to the West of Sweet Nest, not necessarily on the coast of the West Coast of verdict drift, but kind of right in between.

25:07 So you're effectively going from #2 to #4. We got to go ways then. Yeah, yeah. So like typically it's. Around a little bit. It's about a two days travel, but with a, with a cart, you can stretch it out to maybe a day, day and a half. Cool. So yeah, I, I mean, so you'll, you'll continue on and you'll make it a little bit past the border between the Verdant Rift and the Action Belts before nightfall starts to take place. I like to point out on the way there I'm looking for beasts and animals. Beasts and animals, OK. Are we stopping for the night or are we continuing through the night as a group?

25:54 Question. I think we should stop for the night, but that's just. Me. Anybody have a mom's tiny Hut? That's fair. I. Mean. If not, watch. No, but I don't think we need to take watch either. We can help. There's kind of jest when I say we can help, but it's kind of like gesture to the open air. Yeah, the what? Who is we? OK, I'm going to turn to the rest of the criminal. So who's taking first?

26:38 I can take first watch. Who wants to take the rest? I'll take watch, I don't sleep much anyway. I don't. I trust you. You could probably roll up with. Nero's. Insight expenses. Do I know what he's talking about when he says we? Like who is this we? Give me an insight check. Maybe perception too to like see if she's noticed me doing things before. Well, the insight was 3. So I'm gonna immediately go no. And perception. I like to help with the insight check. Already 20.

27:18 Is a dirty. 20 insight would kind of be like what do I know or notice? Yeah, I mean, you've my. Insight isn't 23. OK, so Savara, you, I mean, have noticed Nero's kind of like muttering to himself every once in a while. He did talk to himself and walk away to that shop the other day. That was weird. OK then with with a 23 who? Did no you you wouldn't. So OK. OK.

28:01 So from what I heard correctly, who's taking first watch? Me. Me. Yeah, I am. I'm most definitely also taking first watch. So Neros and Savara second watch is going to be Kasya and also Neros. OK party hang on one second. Do you have some sort of do you have some sort and audio listeners? It's weird whispers between me and Neros. Do you have some form of? I have my alarm, my shield does the whispered vigil. So the shield murmurs warnings of impending danger while you are tuned to it.

28:51 You cannot be surprised while conscious, and if and if you are asleep, are conscious, and are asleep, the shield wakes you with urgent whispers if a hostile creature comes within 30 feet. OK, you didn't hear any of that, did you? OK, OK, so that's all I really, you know, I just want to make sure that was going to make me take a thing of but. No. When they, When? When? I will cut all this out just so you know, So I. Don't know, but for role play reasons if if we if we play it out at all, as soon as the watch starts, I'm going to immediately go to sleep in in front of in front of. Suhara OK, so you're. Like, OK, have a good, let's have a good watch and then I'll go to.

29:34 Sleep because he's laughing at you because it's so. I'm not laughing at him, I'm laughing at them. I can hear them. Oh, you can hear. Them they're discussing who Neros is going to kill first. Dying and also so funny. Yes, I can hear. Him. OK, I'm ignoring it. OK. OK, that's are are you gonna just so I know, are you gonna do anything to indicate that you've cast an alarm or you're just gonna wash your? Sleeve. No, it's it's an auto, it's an always on passive. Oh, OK. Is that in your? It's my shield. Yeah, it's the shield. I gotta find. I think I did I. Say it's on my character if you 'cause my character is in the campaign now, so you can go check my character. Oh hot diggy.

30:16 Damn. OK cool. OK good. I just need to have all these up constantly because of for getting on this show. Thank you. Well, especially with mine because it's all homebrew shit. And I love that actually. People shit on homebrew all the time and I love homebrew it. Does I'm I'm more powerful than I need to be, but I'm also trying to be dumb. Oh yeah, and just so you know this, you might want to close your ears for a second. I've absolutely buffed what's going to happen here, so this is going to be a tough. It's also why I didn't take the 2 levels last last week. True. That's true. Yeah. No, I and I and I figured that's why you were doing that. So, OK, cool. OK, we'll pull everybody back. All right? And we're gonna, I'm gonna mark second right here. OK, so we're gonna go into the first watch here. So it's going to be Neros and Savara. I'm all right.

31:07 Are we keeping my eye on Neros throughout the night as well? Not just out and around like on him as well. Neros will approach you and just and hold out of his hand and says let's have a nice watch like hand to shake your hand. Sure, I'll I'll shake your hand. He proceeds to then sit down, roll over and go to sleep. Perfect. OK, so then Savara, please roll me percentile. OK. Well, this is happening 'cause they walks over to like a random tree far away from everybody. 81. 81. 51. 51 and 50 because this is crazy.

31:54 All right, 51. Thank you. OK, so we get to the first watch. So that'll be about four hours have passed, still very dark outside, and we've reached the end of your watch. Did I notice anything out of the normal with neros or the surroundings? Give me a perception check with disadvantage. I'm going to say because you are actively watching Neros. Well, guess what? The first role was the lower 1. So perception that would be 12.

32:37 OK, nothing seems to be out of the ordinary. Everything Neros is just snoozing away. So he has. He literally will. Once he laid down to go to sleep, he did not move. OK, OK, I'll go wake up like. A baby. Yeah, sleeping like a baby. OK, so you'll wake up Kazdea. Who will? Yep. Was that in game or were you just doing that? Oh, OK, I thought you were just. Morning sunshine, your turn for watch Nothing I. Hear you guys chatty and I wake up. Happened with Neros.

33:20 I'm going to say, Ogaman, give me a perception check with disadvantage because you're. Sleeping perception. OK, let's see what the first one is. Terrible. I'm just going to say it's probably a 5 but. Yeah, it's a 5. Mine with disadvantage is 27. I damn here fell out of my wheelchair. I'm sorry, what? Mine with disadvantage is 27. Do I wake up? You hear color, you absolutely wake up.

34:02 Yep, you absolutely wake up when. I'm going to I'm going to just be awake but like laying until they get closer. OK. Well, that's really all I had to say it to Kaz Day. I was hey. I guess how far away was the tree you were sleeping by? Not like super far, but like away from everybody else. Close enough to within speaking distance, yeah. Yeah. OK, then I'll just say one watch in, one more to go, and immediately go back to sleep. Isaiah's going to sit by the base of a tree where she can see everyone.

34:46 And just right before I go like to head towards my my sleeping area, I would like be like keep an extra eye on EUR. I don't know what's up with him. OK, I think we're just crazy, but. OK, I don't know what's up with you either. There. OK, caste, I need you to roam me a percentile please. Weren't you supposed to be asleep 80? And this 10, 908090, that's a 10 after that. So as you are watching, you see kind of a torch coming down the pathway and it's appears to be a human male.

35:42 Who? Kind of. Walks towards your camp and you hear him say please, I mean no harm. I'm I'm lost. I need help. I'm I'm trying to find the the the way to to vault shade. Vault Shade. Do I hear this guy talking? Give me a percent perception with disadvantage, Castea. OK, you were saying? You're out here alone. I, I am, I've, I've, I've lost my, I've lost my friends who I was traveling with and I just, I think they, they, they made it ahead of me and I'm not quite sure where to go this, this map. I'm not sure where I am.

36:25 I just I need help being pointed in in the correct direction. Well, I assure you, no one has passed here. Kasde is going to stand up and kind of like make her way over towards Nero's and just kind of like kick him in the ribs lightly. What? My perception was a 12. No, you you would not hear this conversation. You're still actively sleeping. We have company OH. Debit. Oh, he's OK. He doesn't mean any harm. He's OK. He's alone in the woods. We're all good. Do I know what way Vault shade is? Give me a history check.

37:11 That's a. Yes, you do. 17 + 1. Cool. You're able to point him completely in the director way. So what you'll do is you'll you'll kind of hesitantly go to him. With the knob. Yeah. And he says, thank you so much. And you, you kind of, you know, you say you're here, you're you're going to go this way towards Vault Shade. And he goes, thank you very much. And he he's like, and he pulls out his his coin bag and he hands you 100 gold and says thank you so much. You're Hey, what's your name? Very welcome. Ezekiel. You just pulls out a scroll and just jots down a little something in it. Fuck.

37:53 You and goes back to sleep. That's why I said it. I I promise you that was not an MPC. I was waiting for somebody to say. Fuck you, Ezekiel. Anyway. OK, what's? Your name. I don't know the second one. What's the second one? Is it Dave? I don't remember. Fuck you, Dave, I don't remember. Anyway, OK, you get to the rest of your watch and the sun is just rising. Just about Daybreak when the party begins to reluctantly wake up real quick.

38:38 Savara, I need you to make me an investigation roll, please. Okie Dokie 17. Your deck of many things has seemed to have disappeared. Excuse me? I'd be happy to. I don't remember. Give me one. 2nd Samara, do you remember what number you rolled on your percentile? I thought it was a 51.

39:21 Did you ask me? Yeah. Yeah. Do you remember what number you were old? Yeah, it was 51. Was it 50? One. Yeah, I I didn't hear the name. It was 51. Gotcha. OK, OK, so out of game and I'll cut this from the recording. I was looking at the wrong encounter, random encounter list. So you just got 100 gold for free. So I'm going to ask. Sorry buddy. So Savara, look at the wrong list again. You. Seem to have lost your deck of many. Things give me a wisdom check to see if you. Remember. What you did with it just. Straight Wisdom Yep 9 so you're able to locate it, but there seem to be a few cards missing.

40:19 How? How? Can cards be missing? If you draw the cards, they go. Back in the deck. Not if you lose them I. Believe. OK, well where did I find them? Like where were they? They were buying a tree a few miles. Or a miles a few feet away from where you were sleeping. Just buy a tree from where? OK, effectively it's a lot of fracking things. Oh. OK. OK. So I mean, I'll allow you. I'll allow you. I'm not. Look around for the rest, OK? Give me. A Give me an investigation check. 10 it does take.

41:09 About an hour and you are frantically on your hands and knees looking for these cards. Oh yeah, you hear me? Like. The rest of the crew is just gonna hear me. I can't look. Just like absolute nonsense. Now, do you tell them what exactly you're looking for? Cards OK, I. Don't can elaborate. Education to help. Now what happens? If somebody else finds them, that's what I'm deciding. Hide. That's what I I wouldn't, I would say no, no, no, I don't want. It has to be drawn from. The deck. Would.

41:50 I know that. I mean, I'm assuming I would know. That if I have a deck, but how long have I had the deck having the? Deck doesn't mean you've. Used them I. Know that's the thing. I can't help. I'm going. To say. That. You locate. It you. Locate the remaining cards. But I need everybody to give. Me a perception check. Jesus 13 perceive nothing. Jesse, is that really your?

42:33 Role I was. Going to say you really roll that. Yeah, yeah. OK, OK. Everybody except and. Patty, what did you roll? I apologize. 16 OK, everybody except. Kasdea is now aware that Savara, at least has. I'm going to. Put a marker here, Jesse. DM experience. Is it physically called the Deck of many things in world or would we consider it like a magical playing card deck? The item. Is deck of many. Things you can flavor it however you want OK but the item is named deck of many things OK OK And and and the perception I I don't think would let us know oh that that's what it is yeah.

43:22 I'm so I'm gonna put a mark. Mark the. Party is aware that Savara. 'S holding a could just look like a pattern. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I'm going to say that the OK, I'm going to say Mark, the party's aware that Savara's holding. A very interesting. Deck of cards. Except for me, I've received nothing except. For Savara Kasdea. I kind of have. Them on I'm definitely like. Shuffling through them. Quick just to make sure. I have like account and I'm like OK, OK, I'm not drawing but I'm I'm just there. They have no effect even.

44:05 If they're drawn. Without you declaring so OK. So Yep, so the party. Again, long rest. I don't think we took one after last week, so you can all long rest there. We should probably split up watches into 3. 3 or 4 watches because otherwise the two people that take watch don't get a long rest. That's fair, I kind. Of assumed it usually. I usually have like 3 or 4 long. Yeah, I typically split it into 3. However, I mean.

44:46 I will have taken the Well, let's just say I. Will have taken the an actual third third watch. OK. Yeah, so. At this point, you. Are all fresh, ready to go and continue on your way. I go up to Savara and ask. Her what she was freaking out about? I misplaced. Some really important things, OK and useful thing, just making sure everything's OK. Oh, we're good, we're good. As long as I keep them on my person. You should probably throw them in a. More.

45:28 Secure package besides your backpack, you know where you got your bed roll and your rations and things. You should probably put it somewhere where you're not going to jumble it around. I put it away in a safe spot just. I I don't know what, I must have been really tired. It was probably your bed roll. That's fair. I'll, I'll, you know the safest place is next to my weapons. I'll put them next to one of my weapons, probably. Let's see, Dabatha. Or Mr. Good Idea. Good idea.

46:11 Castania's going to crawl. On top of the cart. And sit down and be like, are we going onward? I get in the cart. Tally ho. All right, so. We get. We so you guys are able to get just. About. 3/4 of the way to sweet nest. Savara, you are manning the horses, correct? Yep. OK, I need you to roam. Me for some time. 81. Did he just fall over? What? Happened. You know I was stacking. Dice and they felt like, oh, I thought he. Thought he threw something because. He was mad.

46:58 I know, OK. So. All of a. Sudden. You hear what a what what what sound to be. Lots of hounds barking. As you make the turn to. Start heading to the southwest. You see almost like an isolated. Farm with an elderly couple sitting on a bench on the side of the road and they're surrounded by several large dogs on a single command the woman says the dogs go absolutely silent and just sit patiently and.

47:45 She's just kind of. She's just having a conversation with the with her husband next to her next to her as as you. Start to make your way. Up to them on the path. OK, that was pretty impressive. Training they got there, do I see? Any. Other animals run this. Farm No. Just the just the dogs. And the farm itself appears to be a little bit in tatters. So, you know, it's not a very well kept farm at this point. It just appears. That the. Hounds are the the last remaining animals on the on the property.

48:34 OK. So do we have to go? Past this this farm. Yeah, I mean. The the pharmacy. Isn't that it's what in your way? So at this point you can choose to stop. Oh, I have any reason to. Well. Somebody else does. I'm just going to keep going. I don't have any reason. To and make a. Perception like an. Active perception to see if there's anything interesting going on over there? Sure. Yeah, go ahead. And make a perception. 18 with an. 18 Yeah. You notice that there's nothing nefarious happening here. These are just very well trained, good boys. Most not say anything.

49:28 I have no reason to call out having to stop or wanting to stop. OK, so you. Will make your. Way past them. And you will arrive. About 3 or 4 hours later in the outpost of Sweetness. At this point it is. Quiet and sweetness. It's really nothing happening. Again, there's no active contracts so there's really nothing out of the ordinary of like a normal town activity. You do have the option 2 if you wish.

50:10 Stop in Sweet Nest for anything you may need. Otherwise you could just continue right through. Maybe we should stop in sweet nest and. Ask about the House of Fun, see if anybody knows anything about it. Oh sure, I think. That's a good idea. Is there some sort of like? Tavern. There must be like a bar Tavern. Yeah, I mean the you can. Like Storefront, yeah, you can absolutely go to the. Local. The local Tavern, you know, and all Taverns really are kind of a central hub for syndicate agents. That's where they hear a lot of information. That's where they spend a lot of their their downtime when they're not on active missions because, you know, agents love to drink. Are you, are you so sad that you didn't get a dog? Caste is.

51:02 Pouting. Because you didn't get a dog. How far back is the lady? I'm so upset. Do you want to go back? No. There's there's no going back. I'm sorry. So OK. Wow. You'd like to go to the. Local Tavern and. Get some stuff, some information. Yes, please. OK. So you. You go into the Tavern. The the. Barkeep almost like welcome in welcome in please sit down and have a drink I kind of look around the. Tavern to see what?

51:46 There's the goings on at the place. OK. Give me a perception check. Do a perception. Check the. Perception check as well, just to see if there's anyone who looks suspicious or maybe like they're kind of doing something on the DL12. 19. OK. Yeah, this is a. A standard. Tavern. I mean, nothing really out of the ordinary. Lots of trophies from, you know, missions that have occurred within Sweet Nest from, you know, agents. You know, there's famous paintings of former agents of very high class agents that historians would almost call heroes, but nothing out of the ordinary that would cause any concern.

52:42 Well, I just walk. Up to the barkeep. And or drink and ask if they know anything about the House of Fun. Oh, the the House of. Fun. My goodness. It's. You see? You see the barkeep? Kind of get almost shy, is he? He almost doesn't want to discuss it where there are other people to to hear and he goes it's. It's. Safer than a bar fight if you follow the signs, OK? Signs what?

53:27 What? What happens if you don't follow the signs? Your reflection gets braver than. You if you if you talk tough at the mirrors. OK. Is there anybody else in the group that's like? Around me with the barkeep. Honestly, I think I'm probably like. In the stables with the the horses and whatnot. Good horse I'm. I'm. Nearby. And. I'm going to overhear this and ask for the kind of walk up title. Up next to. Him and kind. Of you know, order a sarsaparilla. For one and. Then you know, like go on, please. OK.

54:13 So. For this, everybody that's asking a question, I do need to ask. Have you asked specifically what you're asking specifically? No, I'm just trying to get whatever information this this bar keep has. Sure, same. OK, I mean, I mean being this close. To it, he has to hurt. I'm in the bar. OK, I'm in the bar but I'm not like. Right next to him. My passive perception though is pretty high. Do I? I'm obviously trying to pay attention to my my teammates, right? Do I hear anything? Like do I hear them having this conversation?

54:53 What's your passive? 20. 3I. Hear all Jesus. What you are all 23 you. Hear everything. That's happening, this conversation. I'll step. I'll step. Up and I'll. Also, you know, you said go on and I'll say yeah about the mirrors. What's wrong with the mirrors? Just. Kill, kill the mirrors, not not the men, just just smash the. Nodes and and. The double stop getting back up, that's that's. That's all I'll say. And he's, you can see he's getting very anxious about discussing this.

55:38 He has the urge to almost just walk away. Well, I mean if Nero. 'S wants to try. To get a conversation privately I can offer to 10 bar while they go out and have a have a talk. If he's just shy to say it in front of everybody else. It's. So. Give me a perception check. Perception. 18 He doesn't necessarily. He he's. Not necessarily anxious. Because the he's he, he wants to say just to one person it.

56:20 He doesn't just want to talk about it, period. Are there any? Mirrors in here, I'm looking around. No. No. Mirrors. Mirrors are not not good When when you live when when you when you know the things. I know. No, no. Mirrors. No, no, there are no mirrors. Have you been to the House of Fun? He's going to take a step back at that. Question and go yes, yes and just I, I. I've heard that you.

57:00 Received something? Upon leaving, what did you receive? What did I receive? I. I received a lifetime of regret and doubt about the world. I well, Tuesday, yes, any day that ends in day and with with that question he he's like I, I please, I I have, I, I have much to do I, I have other patrons. I, I must serve. And he, he, he walks away.

57:41 I kind of look at. Nero So I'm like. So do you think there's like some kind of? Alternative motive that they're sending us. To this House of fun. Oh yeah. When the last time we got. A. So Spencer odd a game, right, Like when's the last time we're doing to all history or something? When's the last time operatives are given in a true like day off or a week off give? Me a history. Check. Hold on, I have advantage. 21 you personally have. Never heard. Of the syndicate giving effectively.

58:23 A day off. Let. Alone a week, I will say. I'll say. Personally. I've never. Heard of the syndicate giving? A day off Let. Alone a week. There has that kind of thing. I I don't. Know if this should be in? Game or not, but we did get that to the. Borellios. The signal. Compromised message. What do you think the odds are that this? Was a. Compromised message as well, damn it.

59:06 Pretty good. Maybe. I'm going to have everybody give me an investigation check. On what? OK. Gina, I just saw what you rolled. Yeah, you, you don't know. Yeah. Well, I have no bevery anyway. So yeah. Right, yeah, so I'd even shit that just saw. What you rolled too. Well, I wrote well. Dirty 20 I've. Gotten two of those today, is a.

59:47 Dirty 20 OK. So. What's a 23 in whispers? I need you to plug your ears like I've been saying. Anything about anything. That's fair. You hear that? What Osisa just said about the compromised? I have a dirty 20 by the way. OK, but you? Know or you think of what Osisa said and you kind of take a look at your Ledger and you take a look at the the entry from your previous mission and the message that you received from.

1:00:41 The syndicate for. Taking a week off, it's absolutely in a different. A different font if you. Will or a different? It's written in a different way. That's not normal. OK, use that. Information what you will. Where is. OK, what this is? Out of out of character where? Where is which chat is that in again that it was posted in any any. Any of those. Communications in any of those broadcaster in the VIBS, the Virilius Informational Broadcast System.

1:01:23 Thank you. Yeah, you're welcome. All right, I'm a pull us back in. Okie, Dokie. OK, Yeah. OK. Why didn't you take OSISA? Did I bring the wrong person? Oh my God. 2020. I did 22. Osisa had a 23. That's why I was kind of. OK, so I'll tell you tell the same thing. I just. Told Katie you and. Savara. Kind of take a look, especially after you say that, that sentence that you go back into your Ledger and you take a look at the entry from the last mission that you had and the mission that you've received today or your, your vacation, if you will. And you know, you noticed that they are written in a different style.

1:02:22 If you will, they they. Are different. Does that make sense? Well, you cut out for part of that I. Only heard like something about a sentence and then that the the previous orders was written in a different style when the vacation was ordered. Sure. So. I guess so when you. State that, oh, you know, we received the communique with the compromise broadcast, you think and you take a look at the previous entry from your last mission from last week and you take a look at today's transfer or yesterday's transmission about taking the vacation and it's effectively in a different style, in a different font, if you will. They are two separate and do very different broadcasts. OK, I'm writing this down.

1:03:14 OK. Is Katie still supposed to know that she already knows it? Yeah, I know. But is. She supposed to because. She rolled The Dirty Yeah, the the DC was 20. OK. OK. So. I should probably share. This with the rest of the. Group then, although I assume Katie's already doing that, I'm sure. But technically it's information you can hang on to. OK, But OK, I'll pull this in. Like Katie, you know she's. Oh yeah, don't. Talk about my. Abilities. All right, we have one at a restroom break, just so you know.

1:03:56 OK, amazing. Then we. Can take a quick break. Kenzie has been doing the pee dance for about 5 minutes so. I've seen that dance. She's good at it. Yeah, she's kind of like a kind of like a back and forth. Kind of like a white, like a like a young boy dance. Like the step, the step, step, touch kind of thing. Knees. Together, importantly. Have you all seen that Dubard subclass for? It's like the College of Saja Boys gallery DN quad. I saved it immediately. It's actually pretty well built, yeah. I was confused when I'm actually. Supposed to know this or not? Yeah. First of all, you are OK. Yeah. So I mean CC. Was. 20 so.

1:04:39 OK, cool. That was. Slightly confusing. I mean, yeah, I I would absolutely be like, you're right, actually. That is definitely not the normal. All of it's kind of off. Like the the. Font the verbiage. Whatever, like it's not quite right exactly. So do we have another way? To contact the syndicate to let them know would our who. Is a who is a rogue? Who? Is a rogue. I am a rogue. Well, doesn't. Don't.

1:05:19 You have a criminal. Don't you have a criminal are? You an assassin Road. Do you have a criminal contact? Do you have a criminal background? I'm looking. I'm looking. Well, we all know. Like we know who our people are. At the syndicate and all of our ledgers let us cast sending No. Well, that's what I was. Going to say it says such. Things but but it could be getting intercepted. It's also a personal criminal I. Am not a. Like if. We knew a rogue. With criminal contact, we could have the rogue send a message to the Cindy kit is how. In our attempt to notify them. Could screw it up because if the signal still compromised then whoever sent this in the 1st. Place but know as.

1:06:05 Well, as the significant, what are we notifying? Well, the syndicate, they should know that. It's unless they intentionally. LED us into. This. Well, first, they shouldn't like know that. They've possibly been compromised to begin with. Yeah, right. Do we think they've been compromised? Because of the. The well, it literally says alert signal compromise in our our are you guys like sharing whatever you. Rolled for and got your insurance. We are sharing this with the party that's. What I meant by the? The alert that we just we received about this is completely off. It does not seem like it came from the syndicate. Got it.

1:06:54 That's the. Masquerade one, right? Yep, the yes. Can we buy some? I'm going to masquerade. Memory roses drip with memory. That's my thing, Yoke. The courage to. Wear another We're not supposed to bring our. Weapons only your faces and the courage to wear another. Fantastic. And the person? That, yeah. So I wonder if, well, you're like. OK, so if we're not supposed to. Bring like. Our weapons, do you think?

1:07:38 We literally aren't. I don't know, I don't feel good about not bringing any weapons at all like. Somewhere I minimally. Have to have. Stabatha like strapped to my thigh. I might just try to. Pass off my staff is like. Be a cane. That I need to walk because of my fall yourself weapon. I don't think they'd take. A stick? Yeah, I think they'd take a staff. Nah.

1:08:20 Well, if we feel like we need. Extra help and you're willing to risk the consequences that isn't. But does this say anything about does? It say anything about weapons I haven't about. Consequences. It's it. Doesn't say consequences. It just says to only bring your faces and the courage to wear another. It also specifies blades. Not weapons, that's true. I have plenty of. Non blade weapons right? Does anyone? Have a net or a whip? I have a whip. There we go. I. Have extra. I have extra. Staff, let's see, I have. A whip? Well, I guess a warhammer isn't really a blade. Oh, not bladed.

1:09:09 We can. Kill people with a warhammer. It's a. Flame, technically. Bladed, no Shields can work for just blunt damage. Potentially, of course. We're going to recruit. Well, it could. Be a. It's a club. OK. So we gone. I'm gonna need somewhere to store. My weapons that I can't bring with me, and it has to be very. For the. Carts don't we? I have. A bag of holding that cart is not. Secure enough? For my weapons. I have a bag of holding. You can try to sneak the bag of.

1:09:51 Holding. Oh, you have a bag of holding? Is there somewhere in this town I could buy a bag of holding? Aren't they like 500 gold? They're pretty. Cheap. Is it? Yeah. Is there a shop? Anywhere, yeah, there's a there's a magic shop in town. In in sweetness, it's it's a syndicate outpost. So there's there's typically a a blacksmith, a magic shop, a Tavern, you know, alchemist potions. Is there any I'm going to go search? For a bag of holding. OK, I would like to go to the. Magic shop OK. Just to save time, I mean a bag of holding. Jesse's last week was 250. OK. Cool.

1:10:34 Is there anything of interest in this magic shop? Not, no, not not really anything interest yet it's no, no. Scrolls or anything? What about a wand of magic detection? That would kind of maybe be asked. About that, not a blade. Oh. You're saying it's the thing to look for? It's a spear blade. Yeah. Damn.

1:11:15 Sharp boy. You got to go in the. Whole bag of. Holden. Just be on the safe side of Silver Bells. To the flail. Wait, what have you? Named these all. Well, the flail. With silver bells. Let's see, we got butter knife. Butter knife. Eagles, Twins. Those are my two hand axes. Sharp boys to spear. Silver bells. We went to that stab with us. My dagger. Let's see. My order. Hammer is the last. Order that. Hasn't been named yet. It hasn't been it it. Doesn't exist entirely. You want to help me name my me? So.

1:11:59 Ogamen Yeah, I'll tell you what. Romeo D10 Name your Mace. Bonk. Bonk. And you have to say. Bonk every. Time you hit with it. All right, you know what? All right, you got it. It's it's bonk. Now I am running. I got I. Got a 10. I do have a 10 for AD 10. Give me a. Percentile. Oh shit. Oh, right there should be if you're. Rolling on on.

1:12:40 D on D&D. Beyond this, it'll be D100. OK, I'll just pull D1. 100, my bad. Yeah, yeah, no, D100. Is percentile. I keep forgetting I'm not playing three and AD and D so yeah. That's a 93 God sakes. Dang, yeah. This. Is going to be disgusting. How much gold do you have on you right now, Gene? How much does he need? Hold on four. I have 4:10.

1:13:23 Right now. Over 10 did we? Didn't we get? 700 from the last mission I did not. Yeah, yeah, every, everybody that was there yesterday. Last week got 600 no 500 for the mission and then an additional 100 from all the all the the during Nat 20 and unwind. So I mean right? Now you would have. I. Got 2. 106. 100 more so you should have. Around the 1000, but I mean, there's the scroll that's available. They don't have much, but nobody's really bought this scroll because it's the only scroll that, and I can't believe you rolled this.

1:14:12 It's a scroll of true resurrection. Yeah. This was a disgusting role, Gene. I'm gonna not, I'm not gonna let it go for anything less than 12,000 gold. This isn't this 12,000. This is a disgusting role. Oh, Jesus. Yeah. You see the price of the OH. My. God, Oh my God. Yeah, I'm making. This at Syndicate. Price at 12,000. This is yeah and yeah that. Sucks. All I imagine is. Resurrection. Like if the person doesn't even like they don't even need to have the body or whatever, like revivify, you need the body.

1:14:54 It has to be a certain age and A and a diamond and whatever. Is this just like you bring the person back. So I'll read the spell. Well, no. You actually do have to touch the creature, so true Resurrection Oh yeah is a touch spell you. Touch a creature. That has been dead for no longer than 200 years, and that died for any reason except old age. If the creature's soul is free and willing, the creature is restored to life with all of its hit points. This spell closes all wounds, neutralizes any poison, cures all disease, and lifts any cures. I'm sorry, curses affecting that creature when it died. The spell replaces damage or missing organs and limbs. The spell can even provide a new body if the original no longer exists, in which case you must speak the creature's name.

1:15:34 The creature that appears in an unoccupied space you choose within 10 feet of you. So actually you're right, you can actually snap, you know, unsan or snap somebody into the into the universe. Nice. So again, 12. 1000. Gold because I can't I I like breaking things just to have fun with you guys, but this is disgusting. Yeah, man, is Nero's with me. Well, I don't think. I went to the magic. Shop, sure. I don't think the entire. Party has 12. 1000 gold. Yeah, I know. I. Know so he wants me, He wants me to. Intimidate.

1:16:15 Yes, I do. I kind. Of look at him and give him a tap and. I'm like, hey, you want to just going to shake my head. No, no. Just he just kind of like pulling him. Like no, no it's not. We need to go. Yeah, yeah, no. That was that's, that's too big of a gap. I can't even do that. Yeah, there were some pretty good spells in here. But like, he rolled 10, which was the last, so yeah, it was all split up into levelled spells. So that's a ninth level spell. Well, at least. We know where to find one. In the future, yeah, I'm just saying. But yeah, so. From there, the choice is yours.

1:16:57 I mean, I can't do anything so. Yeah, I mean, there's nothing. I can do beside from. Killing this man and taking it? No. No, I saw your. Face No Can I intimidate? Him. You can, certainly. Try. Oh, I'm trying. OK, all right, so you'll. What will you say to him? Come on, Hallmark, No bite. You're going to. Intimidate for a $12,000 or 12,000 gold piece scroll. You might have scared the ever living shit in his pants out of him.

1:17:40 Be like. Don't you have? Children to seduce. Him. I don't think she's seduced. I don't think she's that charismatic. I'm not. Charismatic at all. Never mind, I can't intimidate. OK, wait. Is it? Is it? Is it a guy or a? Girl, it's a guy. What if I just? I mean, it doesn't matter. You don't know which way he. Swings or stopped me before, sure. I roll for some, No I'm not. Using anyone? Are you really? Oh, no, no, OK.

1:18:24 So we'll move on, yeah. I, I, yeah, I just leave. I leave I just like. Make a mental note of. Where this scroll is I want to be intimidating. I'm 4 foot 5. 5 feet of fat. I mean you. Could you could always just like sit on my? You could sit on my shoulders, could I do? Perception check in the shop. To see if I can notice any security or anything like that give me a perception. Crap, that's what is that. Now that's a see. That's a. 12 OK, yeah. And you were you were you.

1:19:07 Were looking to do what exactly? With security? I was looking to see if they had any. Type of security measures, traps or anything else for this scroll, not that you can see. Out of. Well, so not anything out of the ordinary. I mean the scroll is in a like a glass box if you will it it's how big is the box? I'm not. Big at all? I mean not much bigger than the. Scroll, we'll say. 2 feet wide. 4 feet tall I kind of want to release. The case I have a question someone while they're. Doing this, can I check somebody what? Scroll.

1:19:47 Someone should. Try and steal it. And someone else will distract the the shop would you be interested in? Trading or, you know, giving us a significant discount for the possibility of something great to happen to you. Oh. Nice, I see where this is where this? Is going and I'm so exactly where it's going. Give. Me A. Persuasion check. OK, Oh boy. Feel. It you know. What I'm going to? Use one of my inspiration that.

1:20:29 Happens. OK, well, we'll move to Nero's first before you do that. I'm going. To class features. We'll go with. I'll activate my reliquary link that gives. I'll give it to. Me. No, I'll give it to. Not me. Savara cuz they. And.

1:21:10 Ogeman. And. Then they get a magical. Bond for 10 minutes once. Per turn, you can roll AD four and. Add it to an attack rollability checker saving throw. It's like a made a bless kinda cool. OK. I'll allow it all. Right could be stacked on that and have me bless as well. Yes, and I'm also going. To cast guidance, Jesus. Christ. This is actually going to happen. Isn't it OK? I just want to steal. We are not leaving without the. Scroll God, OK? Yeah.

1:21:51 What the hell? So you'll. Have reliquary link you'll have. 1D41D. Four and then. Guidance. Another D4. Also add a 1D four and then bless which is AD 8. D4D4 OK so. You know it's. 3D43D4. Yep. OK, OK, so. Essentially AD 12. No cuz. AD 3D four. Means a minimum of three. AD 12 could have a minimum of one. Yeah, 3. We got 13171930. 20. Is a dirty 20 OK?

1:22:35 I. Can hate it. I think I'm talking right. It's like, boy, the DC on that was. 19 We're actually going to do this, OK? So he'll go, What do you? Propose I I. Have this deck. You see? Have you ever heard of? A deck of money thing I have. I'll let you. Draw.

1:23:15 You'll let me draw for the. Scroll for the scroll. And he'll go. I'll draw one if you draw one. What does that mean? We get the scroll. Then oh, we get the scroll. But I have to. Draw a. Card do we? I want to. I want. To clarify. We get the scroll. Regardless of the, we get. The outcome? Of the draw, regardless if somebody. Goes. Away. Or for good reasons or bad reasons, we get the scroll, but the remainder of the party would get the scroll.

1:24:00 I'm making it clear I I agree to that, yes. OK, so 4 Jesus. Says I'm going to. Draw one. Card and. That's what I'll declare before I no make him draw first. OK, make him draw first. She. Declared. It no. She said. That's what I would declare. Oh. You might get me on a technicality. Yeah, OK. And. For audio listeners, I'm holding the Deck of Many Things in my hand. OK, hold it in your mouth. Cross. Your fingers, everybody. Hold on tight, folks.

1:24:42 Here we go, he will say. He'll look at Savar. And go do I. Just draw God or how does this work? You need to declare. How many cards you're going to draw and then draw them randomly and then I'll. Nudge him with my elbow and say. Nothing's stopping you from saying you're going to declare drawing three. Give me an. Give me a persuasion check. Oh God damn it, he's got plus 17 persuasion and I kind. Of like I. Kind of like I stick my hand out for the scroll because that's part of the deal. With a 13, he's going to go no, I I can't chance that it's you never know what's going to happen. I declared that I will draw one card. Oh God, here we go and he will draw. Do I get the scroll right now?

1:25:41 No, it's still. In the case. OK, he will draw. The Queen of. Spades. Which is your your oh God, the one word I can't pronounce your Yale. Yeah. The cards Medusa like Visage curses you. I it takes a deed. I take a minus to penalty on saving throws while cursed in this way. So nothing that he'll he'll go. Oh, feel kind of. Queasy after that, but. I don't feel any different. All right. I'm going to draw one card. OK, Katie, you'd like me to pull it? OK, tell me when to stop.

1:26:30 Stop. You will draw the seven of. Hearts, which is going to be one of the Joker's that is the. Oops. That is the gesture. You may gain. Because. We are playing in a milestone campaign. I will say that you gain 1 level or you can drop two additional cards. You know what? I'm going to gain 1. Level right, you'll level up smart. Woman. And as promised, he pulls the lever.

1:27:10 Behind the behind the desk. And the box effectively. Turns down into the table and there lies the scroll and he says a deal's a deal. But before I. Go. What's your name? The one that the. The Cods Savara. I'd like to. Draw some more. If you don't mind. How much I'd like to. Draw some cards. No, no. How much are you? How much? Are you gonna pay me? No. No. The scroll itself is worth.

1:27:52 Many many cards, you're right, but we already on this scroll but the. Deal was a deal, you said. Yeah, you said the deal is a deal, and he's almost. I grabbed the scroll and I hand it. To Duros. And he's almost. Insistent. OK, well I want him to do. Like intimidation or something. Yep, that's what he's going to do. He's actually going to persuade. You and what would I? Roll. I think that. Would be an. I think that's matching. Maybe I was going to say either inside or just, you know, dueling persuasions.

1:28:33 It could just be a straight wisdom to. Well, I have. Plus one to either one. Of those or +2, you get a plus D4 too because you. Still have the thing? Yep. All right. Wait, how? Many of them. Because I was 3/3 whatever, so I. Still have 3D fours, yeah? No2. Times goes away OK? Yep. OK. All. Right. And we're doing wisdom correct 15, OK. He'll. So he'll again kind of like reach for the cards as he goes. Just one more please, I and you'll, you'll pull them away and he'll go.

1:29:24 All right, here's the deal. Unless you'd like to give me. Something for another draw. I love the direction this is going right now. Didn't you say that that is the only kind of? Scroll they had. Did you say how many there were? That's really the only scroll of. There's more items that's. The only scroll there's. More. Yeah, OK. Hey. Spencer, are you? Are you using a regular deck and then drawing from that? No, I I built the.

1:30:09 The deck on roll 20 out of the 2014 I'm I'm curious you. Said it was the. The queen of spades, correct? The Queen of spades is. Void. No, not in the no. He said it. Yeah, it was the queen of spades. Where is it? Yeah, that's what I have. On. To be honest. Is the. Year of the Yeah yeah, this list is. Totally wrong. Holy crap. Never mind. Yeah, it's some, I mean there, there's also. Totally homebrew ones out there maybe but or, you know, they they switch it up, you know, and just kind of randomize it. But yeah, I'm just I'm just going off the this to heaven rule 20 boy, unless we're looking for a scroll.

1:30:56 What you. Have in mind. Well, do you have? Any. Good weapons or anything? That'll help us set the House of fun. Yeah. Does he have any other mirrors? Is my question does he have a mirror for sale? I'll start with I am not interested in a mirror. I'll start with. Samara, I am I'll. Tell you what for? Each card I. Draw each. Allow that you allow me to draw. Excuse. Me, yeah. I'll let you have the power of which the weapon will be. Will based on how many cards I'm allowed to draw, like. The rarity of it, yeah.

1:31:48 Yeah, out of the game, it'd be rarity. 17 cards I'm just. Going to stay. I. Am caught. Roller. Roll Why? Don't you just roll AD 4 and go off of that? Cuz if they get into wondrous and whatnot, like we get real high. Yeah. How? Many would be like wondrous. I don't know how many. Well, wondrous item is common. Uncommon. Rare. Yeah. Yeah, or very wondrous. Wondrous is more kind of the type of item if you're look, we're looking at you on, you know, common. Uncommon.

1:32:31 Rare, Very rare. Legendary. I believe the yeah, that's right. OK, so we've got. Does so then we're assuming. Above common like each card. Is a level above. Common. No, we're starting at common. We're starting at common. Yep. Oh. Damn. And that'd be 5. Cards you get a leg or a legendary, don't do it. I mean. It could screw us too. Hard. Yeah, I can't. I'm sorry. That's just not him. None, correct? None. OK, He he's like, I'm not good enough. I I respect your boundaries.

1:33:11 I I. Understand completely that's that's that's yours and more power to you. Please take the scroll as as previously promised. And. Have a Have a Have a a wonderful day you. Too. Bye before we leave. Do you have any? Mirrors for Sale No. Is there anywhere around here with mirrors? Besides, its House of fun. Not that I'm aware of. In, in, in. The in the city you can certainly.

1:33:55 You can certainly go to the. The blacksmith. See if he may have some. Some glass laying around, but that's I'm I personally don't know. I've been in one son named Mirrors Vanity. Vanity in the city of a sweet nest is not. Common. So in game, I'm going to look. At mirrors and say what if we use the mirror on a mirror whole place? Just oh, I don't even know what the. Mirrors do. Yeah, but if we use the. Mirror. Like hold. Up a mirror to the.

1:34:35 Mirror so it reflects on itself. What do you think would happen? It'll create an infinite number of. What it sees, so it's just going to see. Nothing. Infinitely or itself? Or itself infinitely. Who knows? It was just an idea, I figured I'd throw it out there. All right, so. Unless anyone else. Has any additional things they? 'D like to do in the city, making make your way to the House of fun. Nope. I don't want to hold on to the scroll. Because I may or may not die so well, I made the. Trade and I'm.

1:35:21 Ready to hold them so it's going in my bag. Yes, OK, so you will. Arrive. The scroll. Of true, true resurrection Jesus. It's a. Knife level druid spell. It doesn't even. Exist as a. Regular item, I'm have to make it. That's fine. That'll be easy to make, so all right, so you will. Arrive at the the location known as House of Fun and you will be greeted at the door by a a very cheerful. Gnome. And he goes, Hello, my name is Ibaka. Welcome to the House of Fun, no?

1:36:11 I automatically don't like you. I've just I've. Just introduced myself. I'm not quite sure what what I did, what I've done, but it's I, I'm very sorry for what I've done. Please come, Please come on into the House of Fun. Why? It's. A House of fun. Can't say it's going to look. Closer at this man. Yeah, Insight. Maybe. Yeah, sure. Give me, give me a. Reception check. Oh, great. OK, I'm. Not good at OH 17. 25 He appears to be a. Very cheerful.

1:37:02 Gnome. 20 almost. That's a. Dirty 20 almost is a. Dirty 20 almost in. Like a demented phase. Doesn't seem to. Be all there, kind of kooky, but not necessarily anything that you would see out of the ordinary. Please you must be from the syndicate. I I can see your, your Insignia on your, on your, on your what?

1:37:45 The fuck just happened to me? Do you smell? Burnt. Toast. Not. Not yet. He goes. You must be the from the. Syndicate I can see. The Insignia on your, on your clothes, Yeah, your your admittance has been paid by the syndicate. There's always a prize, a very, very good prize for. Those who make it through. My House of fun. You're so hard about making it through. I. Genius What? What's What's so? Say it again, What's so hard about? Making it through your House of fun.

1:38:25 Oh, this there's. Nothing. There's nothing hard about it. It's just bring the right people. Complete. Complete everything. As a team and you'll get through just fine. OK, tentative. Step. Towards this gnome like very small step OK. Then she's going to look. Back at her party. And be like. I don't like it. So he'll.

1:39:06 As you look back to the to. Your party, he's going to step forward and shake your hand like thank you. Thank you for so much, So much for coming to my House of fun. Kazdan's going to RIP her hand. Back. Check the wrap on her hand and then. Put her hands behind her back and be like, I'm sure. OK, I need everybody. How long is this going? On for. Real quick, I need everybody to make a perception check. Idokie. Oh my God. Nice, that's.

1:39:50 I'll take that one. I got a 27. I don't even get a save behind. Oh, no, I saw. Oh oh. So you notice. That as Kezdea rips her hand away from this gnome, she's all of a sudden bandaging up her hand and she put it behind her back. Who did? Because they did Please. Like that's what I But what did?

1:40:34 What did everybody else see? Nobody else saw anything. It was super high DC. Wait, I'm confused. She's. Bandaging her hand and she's trying to. Hide bandaging her hand, correct? And she's doing it of her own free will. Correct. OK, OK, do that information what you will, OK? And so you see Kasdea just RIP her hand away and she's just like looks disgusted at the gnome. You good, Kasdea. Fine.

1:41:15 Why wouldn't I? Be who's asking I can and they take you like. A step towards Kasdea because I I'm not feeling too good either. I got a queasy feeling about this. This fella OK with? Your. Perception check. You you haven't noticed anything out of the ordinary with Kasdea other than she was just kind of like disgusted with the gnome touching her with your perception. With your perception check you're 10 feet. Behind us chasing a butterfly. I noticed.

1:41:57 Did I notice anything? Off with the even with 17. Yep, Nope. Dang. Get is he allowed to say what he noticed me? Yeah, I kind of look at the ears of like this guy. What? Do you? What do you get from this guy? I don't know about that. Guy, what do you know? What? You said you don't know about that guy as. In what do you know? Oh God, he's going. Into us again. He's thinking to us.

1:42:42 All right. Well, are we? Going through this funhouse. I mean since my perception. Is off, I just. I just take a step through the door because I don't, I don't perceive anything. So I just go in, follow the butterfly in. Yeah, if I follow the. Butterfly into the door. I I'm. Definitely like cautiously. Following. I'm so oblivious like my. My foot. Just catches on like the threshold of the door and I almost trip OK. Everyone else going in as well. Oh yeah, if everybody. Else went in. I'm following. My job is to keep track of them the rear.

1:43:26 So. As everybody steps over the threshold. And into the door you hear Barker kind of go. Please have lots of fun and remember you must stick together or the excitement won't begin and there's no going back. And he snaps his fingers and the doors slam shut and that's where we're going to take a break. Shit, I can cast knock. Just knock from the other side. Hello from the other side. Knock unlocks things. We're. Going to take a break.

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1:45:36 Oh, but everybody hears it. Welcome back to CRIT. Habits here on Spotify, iTunes, player.fmpoddirectory.com, stitcher.com, TuneIn Radio, and iheartradio.com. All right, so we last left our adventurers just entering the House of Fun and the doors slamming shut. So. What? You do see. In front of you. Is something something what you do see in front of you?

1:46:19 Is 2 signs on the wall you come up to effectively a split hallway. One goes to the left, one goes to the right. On the sign on the left, the there appears to be an emblem of sword and. To the. Right sign there is a hand with sparks around it. Seems to me we're supposed to. Separate ourselves, but also like based on magic versus but we're not to stick together, I know.

1:47:04 I mean in. Thinking logically, anyone can use a sword. Not everyone can use magic. It's true, but it also we weren't allowed to use we. Weren't allowed to use We have weapons, didn't it? Oh, that's not what. It said. I mean Ledger. Said things, but that. Doesn't mean OK, I mean you're. You're telling me you're not? Going to use a sword if you have a sword right now. I mean, I don't have. A sword. But yeah, I would. I mean, all right.

1:47:45 I mean, I'm always down for. Weapons, I'm going Bonk just ready to go to Weapons. Bonk is ready to go. Super excited. For Bonk. All. Caps BONK. Can we hang out for a second? Here to do what? Oh, I'm, I'm going to. Cast Augury. All right. What? Does that do? It. Makes you tell me if something's a good idea, a bad idea, both things like that. So by casting. Gem and laid sticks, rolling dragon bones, laying out ornate cards, whatever. Some sort of divining tool, right? You receive an omen from an otherworldly entity about the results of a specific course of action that you plan to take in the next 30 minutes.

1:48:38 The. Specific course of action is. We all go the way that the sword sign is pointing, and then you. Tell me if it's a wheel. Woe both or nothing, so wheel would be. Good and woe would. Be bad. Yep, Wheel and. Woe is both good and bad, and nothing is. It's neither especially good or bad. It doesn't take into account any possible circumstances that might change. Like if. Like if we do something different, the outcome of the thing might change. Kind of deal.

1:49:19 How do you spell augury? AUGU. RY is this a? Home brew spell. No, OK. Nope, Nope. It's a poor man's divination. Is this a? Spell that you know or is. It part of your. It is a spell I know. And I know it as a ritual. Got to love our ritual casters. Got to love our ritual casters. That's why I asked if we had a little bit of time to. Hang out. Yeah, you've got a little bit of time. Give me one second.

1:49:59 So as you cast Audrey, you hear the sound of. Bees great, and they almost. It's a group of about 20 of them and they form. Almost like a ring and they just kind of. Circle and circle, but 2 split off right at the end and go towards the sign that has the. The hand with. Sparks.

1:50:42 So in this. Instance out of game you would you? Would realize that. Both options have a you. Don't. Got to give me too much information. You just need to answer my one specific question with one of those 4 responses and the question again was. Is it? Is it? Correct to go for us to go the way of the sword. Essentially. I guess it's not a question, it's an action. I have to.

1:51:25 Specify I have to claim say a specific action and if we all went that way, what would be the outcome? And basically I would say. Of the two. Options. The better option. Would be the sword. Option. You're giving me too much. Information Well, you asked what all you would if we. It would say. It would say we're. Going to go this way and your response should be wheel, whoa or. What Neither. Or both, I'm supposed. To say the word OK. So that instance I would say both. OK, I mean.

1:52:14 It's a good way to go, but it's not a great way to go. But we all got to go sometime, right? I. Personally like weapons the best. Anyway, sorry, I say, let's go this way. I'm pretty sure Stabatha's. Hungry Stabatha. 'S in the back of. Holding because she was a blade. But don't worry, we have the diplomacy stick. My club. The diplomacy stick All right, so you're going towards. The sword room? Yep. OK, so you. Turn left to in the hallway works for me and are come up to a a wooden door.

1:53:00 A wooden door, correct? Where are the hinges and is there a? Handle. The hinges are on the inside. On the right, so there's a. Handle on the left. Yes. OK, I'm. Gonna try. Opening the door. Pulling it OK the door. Opens you guys first try literally like none of you but Spencer get that. No grabs.

1:53:40 No. Poison. Every time Katie attempts to open. The door it's. The wrong way. I've spent like half a session. Before trying to get in the. Door I need to learn the golf. Class. So you enter the room and once you. Open the door. And step in a trap. No, I check. Fresh traps before I go. In no sure, give me a. Like right before give me a perception check all right? 16 No.

1:54:31 Why not There are? No traps that you can. See. Cool. All right, going in, all go in and. The room appears to be. Empty. However, once who's the last person in the party to step through Castaia? OK, Castaia. Once Castaia steps through the door, the door closes and what appears to be almost materializing in front of you is a what appears to be 1/2 red dragon. And I'm going to need everybody to roll initiative, so. Again at this point like. You see, there is 1/2 Red Dragon Champion in front of you. So we will start with Savara and we will just for theatre of the mind, assume that you can get into melee range in one move. You can leave.

1:55:22 We'll say at this point that it is a 35. By 35. Room cool. Savara, I guess I will go up. And attack with my warhammer. OK, give me a. Attack roll that will be. 28 that. Hits. And then I'll. You know what I'm just going to go in with? Straight damage right now and see how this does. Because I don't know what else is in this. Creepy house, we're gonna. Go for 8:00. Damage on that one and then I'll use my second DAC, OK? Nap 20.

1:56:15 Oh. What's OK so? Roll me another D255. OK, your attack resonates. Through your enemy's. Helmet or skull, The target is deafened and cannot cast any spells until the end of its next turn. So I will. I like it. Do I still? Get double damage? Yeah, you'll still take do double damage. Yep, cool. 19 bludgeoning OK is that that is that. So I should double that to No, no, no, that is. OK.

1:56:56 That is double OK. Yep. Wait, how do you? Double 19. Oh well. I had I rolled. 2D eights I didn't just 00 gotcha yeah yeah right OK I. Was like and then I have a + 6 so I have a. 7A6 and then a + 6. Gotcha. OK, understood. OK. Next. Anything else? Nope. OK. Next is Kasdea. I'm gonna run up to it. I'm going to. Pull out my flame tongue rape here. OK, and I'm going to slash. At it go. On and bulk it. Oh, sorry, we can't. Use that word because that's that's padding board.

1:57:41 Plus like it's 7. Yeah, I think that's 8 so. 17 to hit? That's a miss. Suck. OK. Anything else? Any bonus? Sections I'm. Looking no. For now, I'm just going to back away. You're going to, you're going to back. Away out of melee range I. Don't back away. You'll take it. Attack of opportunity. Oh, yeah, no, then. OK, I'm staying. Right Where? OK. You're right. Next is Nero. Oh. It's. My turn already, yeah. I.

1:58:24 Whipped it, I whiffed it. I knew we'll go with. Can I do as a bonus? How tall is this room? It's pretty tall. I mean, it's a, it's a pretty tall building in in of itself, we'll say 70 feet. What's fall damage again? Patty, help me out here. 1D6 per. I think it's. 1D6 per every 10. Feet. Yeah, for every 10 feet, 1D6.

1:59:12 Yep, it's only 70. Six. That's not great. How far away? OK, it stays right up next to it now, right? Correct and. Savara. And Savara I'm. Going to hold action till end of end of this round. OK, I'm OK. With that for. All you audio listeners Packers just to get 7 nothing lead OK next is going to be OK man. Oh God. All right, so. I am going to go up to up to it and I'm.

1:59:52 Going to hit it with. F of. Hit it with the one. A staff of withering, OH. God, I forgot about that. So I just. Yeah, you got to roll AD 20 for a hit, so OK. So you're expending one of the charges? Correct. I will be, yes. Let's see. Oh my God. I have the D3 on my desk. Hold on. Oh my gosh. So rolling for attack you. Just roll AD 20 do. You add anything?

2:00:34 Sorry I'm still new, IT would be a plus. 4. OK, so. I got an 8 for a hit. Probably not. No, that doesn't hit. OK. I but I don't have to expend the charge unless I hit. Unless you hit. Yeah, correct. OK. So. I guess. That's all I can. Do. Right now. Next is O Sisa. There's a 22 hit. Yes, 22 hits. OK, so I'm going to have guiding. Bolt. And let me.

2:01:16 Just do a. Double check. Heck yeah you are. There it is purple. So that's 66 radiant damage. Did you say 60? 6. Yes. Yes, she says. So. Calmly, that would be correct, good Sir. OK. That. Did 25 points. Of radiant damage. Oh, OK. 6D6 Oh God. OK. I was like, she did 2666 damage, she said. 15 Oh, OK, no, she said. 25 my brain. Melted.

2:01:58 OK. And where? Is it? Sorry, there's one other spell I wanted. To cast as a. Bonus action, a bonus action, I'm going to use my Shield of Faith on myself, and that'll give me a + 2 to my AC. OK, All right. Anything else? That'll be it for my turn. OK. 1st we will start with an attack at Kezdea swinging a great sword. Does a 12 hit. Yeah, no. OK, next he's going to be coming at. Ogeman, same thing. Great sword.

2:02:40 Oh God. That's a 29 to hit. Yeah. OK, so it's going to be. 14 flashing at. You and then 9 fire damage as well. Oh my. God and. Then nine, OK and then finally. He is going to take one. More slice at. Savara. 18 to hit shit. No, Nope. No. OK. Next. Is going to be Savara.

2:03:24 We already made it all the way through everybody. Yep, but well. Then it's my turn, no? Yeah. Oh yes, correct. I apologize, I held. My action. I'm actually near us. It is your turn. Listen, Mother. Effer, I'm going to do a thing. I said it. Say it again too. He's just going to kind of laugh at you are. You laughing at me? Are you talking? So everybody's up. There now Really. Everybody except me. Everybody except you. And did, I don't think, did El Sisa move? Oh, no, yeah. She. Can't I did. Not oh.

2:04:04 No, I didn't. Move, but I did cast spells. Correct. Yeah. You didn't move, correct? Yeah, so. The only two would be you and El Sisa, so a fireball wouldn't hit us. Oh shit, I knew I shouldn't trust. This motherfucker. Oh, I feel bad about. Doing that though. You gonna do that on a red dragon? I am. Oh, what's a red Dragons? Do I know anything about red Dragons? Do I know what they're most most resilient in? I guess give me a history check. I have advantage on history 18.

2:04:57 You're not entirely sure, but you. You. Speculate that because it's red in nature that it may not be. So. Weak against fire? Oh, I'm talking about. Like it's. It's pond strength, wisdom, intelligence. What? What are Dragon's downfalls? You wouldn't. Really have. That much of an idea with an 18, however, I'll give you that. You know what we're?

2:05:43 Just going to go with it. I want to. Cast Echo at the Forgotten. Oh dear. God, choose one creature that you can see within. Range The target must succeed on a Wisdom saving through Want to make a OK? And the save is, this one's going in, we're fine, everything's fine. 16 It's a save. Of 16. Yeah, it's DC. 16 it fails. Well. It's. Incapacity.

2:06:23 It's incapacitated. Until the end of its. Next turn as it's overwhelmed by its As it's overwhelmed by fragments of its past. What is the Dragon's past? What is haunting it? I'll take my move action. To go up to it now and while it's incapacitating, I'm going to whisper in its ear and say don't forget and I'll end my turn. What's up with this guy not forgetting? One creepy dude.

2:07:11 I kind of like it. I kind of like the. Creepiness as I'm ending As I'm ending. My intimidation, we'll call it, into this incapacitated now half dragon, half red dragon guy. I'll say Savara, I think think his neck is available. OK, if any, if any of your. Specialties are a little bit vanished at the moment. And now Spencer, I don't know how this works in three. Five and three, O and 3/5, when something was like incapacitated, it was called a coup de grace. And you it's a, it's an auto crit.

2:07:52 Like if you attack on something that's incapacitated because you can take your time to just like slowly stick a knife in it, you know? Yeah, so I don't. Although what? Is what is it in 5 E I'm looking at as a condition, so while you have the incapacitated. Condition You experience the following effects. You cannot take any action, bonus action, or reaction. Concentration is broken. You can't speak if you're incapacitated. When you roll initiative you've just mentioned on the roll. It doesn't say anything necessarily like that, however, because of the ingenuity if that can spell. I'm going to say. That the next attack would have. Well, I mean every attack.

2:08:33 Until it's next turn. Would have. It would. Have an auto crit if. You hit it an auto critter. Do you want to do crit on the? 19 to 20 and roll with advantage. No, I mean it's. Fully incapacitated it it's basically you just just nevelled him. Yeah, I'm going to say that I just. Don't want to make it too like. Game. Ending for you, right? So if you tone it back and say a crit on a 19 to. 20 or even like. A 15 to 20 right on a natural roll 15 to 20, whatever it is right, but not an auto crit. I'm going to say this.

2:09:14 If you hit it, I'm going to have. The player roll percentile and there you go. I'll say evens you crit odds, you don't, you just hit normally. I will still say that you absolutely have advantage on the roll though. Have fun, Savar. And everyone else that goes before it, right? So, well, I'm going to attack my warhammer. So I. First roll percentile no first roll for attack. Yeah, roll for attack with advantage with advantage, Yep. OK. 18. To hit.

2:10:00 That's a mess. So you. Go, you go to. Basically up and come down. You come down right next to his head. You missed an incapacitated thing. Where? Do you know I have a + 10 and? That's with. Advantage. Ouch, that. One, you're just so. Overwhelmed. By the ability. To cause damage you got you got overly excited. OK, well let's see if I can use a superiority to die here.

2:10:48 Oh well, that's a little too. Late. Well, I'll, I'll wait because I have the. Ability when you make. A weapon attack roll. You can expend 1 superiority die to add it to the roll before or after the roll, but before any effects are applied. I'll let it, I'll let it slide. Go ahead. And roll it D4. OK. It's not AD. Four, it's AD 80. Even better. OK, so now we're up to. 18 + 7. 25. That's ahead. OK, so. Go ahead, roll percentile already. That is a crit.

2:11:36 All right, well. I would have used the superiority to do some other damage, but instead I'll use frost strike to add. Another D. 6 Does that mean then I have two? D Sixes because of the frost strike. And the crit I yeah, you. Can either do double the dice or double the the the dice roll. Well, cuz this isn't a. Once per turn you when you hit a target using a weapon, you can imbue it with an additional effect. So it's an effect. So it's still a dice. It's still a dice Dick.

2:12:17 Because you only double your. Dice correct? Not your modifier or whatever. I this is. Something. Else I'm not. Joking. When I say I rolled 3 threes and an 8. Today is a day, apparently. So that's 691723 and six of that. Is cold. Damage Plus. You need to. Make a constitute constitution saving throw. Oh this is well I guess it's the start of my next term. So 23 damage total. 6 of it is cold Dang, the rest is bludgeoning.

2:13:15 And then you need to make a con saving throw. What's the DC on the con? Oh, it's good, TC, Yeah. OK, that's fine. It still takes. All the damage, OK. So the. Cold damage after you strike he all of a sudden was laying there. He just open eyes just looking up at the at the ceiling. You see his body all of a sudden when you hit one of the cold, he really shivers and then he stops. Cool. OK. Anything else? Yeah. Second attack.

2:13:56 Still with advantage, yeah. What the hell? That's. Better. 26 that hits. Again with the percentile. Yeah, we'll say again with percentile. 30. Six. That's a crit. OK. Well, I cannot use the frost. Strike again. Yep. So yeah, we'll do this. 15, Nope. 13 damage bludgeoning. That is my turn.

2:14:40 Is that just straight? Bludgeoning damage? Yes. How much? Damage was it? 13. That second attack didn't. Seem to do as much damage as the first. Makes sense? Noted. OK, next. I will say like you guys, if you got anything. Cold hit him with that. OK, now I'll be done. OK, Kaze. So. Kaze. Is going. To walk up to this Dragon's head, she's going to kind of lean down. She's going to give her like, Peck on the forehead and hex him.

2:15:27 West OK, what do I need? To do. It just says that you. Place a Curtis on the creature that you can see within range. Until the spell ends, you deal an extra. I deal extra 1D6 narcotic damage to the target whenever I hit it with an attack roll. Also, choose one ability that you can cast the spell. When you cast this spell, the target has. Disadvantage on ability checks made with the chosen ability. So you get to pick one of the six strength decks. Oh, strength. Can we? Help. New players, yeah.

2:16:09 Please never pick. Strength. OK, Yeah, I. Would definitely. Do. You should almost always do. Decks or Wisdom sometimes con. Depending on what your your. Team has with it, but like Dex is, Dex is usually a safe one and Wisdom's usually a safe one. Let's do Con then. OK, so he has disadvantaged on all of. The concentration checks for how long for. Up to 4 hours or if or up to 1. Hour or in its. Concentration. So OK, OK. Anything else? Yeah, I'm actually going to. Whack it with my sword if I can. So that's a bonus action, Yeah.

2:16:51 So OK. Go ahead and make an attack roll, whack it with my with advantage. Don't even bother with me. Well, I guess. Yeah, yeah, I know. OK. Yeah, 26, the hit. That's a hit. OK. And now I roll a you roll percentile. Yeah, which would be this one and no where are all. The dice. Oh yeah, there's. This one. Oh, that's a crit. OK. Don't forget to. Add your hex dice. You get to double that too. You get one. I'll give you the what? Just give. You this one your hex dice, so roll hip.

2:17:33 That that's. One and then roll your. Normal damage. For your sword, which is the thing you're using. The rapier, right? Yeah, that's one D8. So you can either double the dice and roll 2D8 or roll AD 8 and double the number. I don't have AD 8 out there. There you. Go. It's a flame tongue too, isn't it? Yep. So yeah, you also do. 2D62-D6 Yep. So. 3. So do you want to double this? Number or roll? Another D6 roll. Another D6. I'm sorry. Another D 3 again. So. That's. 6 10 piercing damage that is magical.

2:18:18 OK and then roll 2V6. So three. I like the number 3 today. Apparently. And seven, so seven. OK, so you swinging with your flame? Tongue rapier and you kind of like jab him in the side of in his ribs and the first attack hits him for what did we say, 10? Yeah. And then as you. Kind of a light your rapier for this, kind of a second jab almost. You deal with your fire damage, and that damage doesn't seem to do as much as you would have expected it to do. That's it.

2:18:59 That's all she wrote. All right. Next is Neros. God help me. Does that hex only work for me? I think that's just for. You. We'll see. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, it's only you whenever you deal with. That with damage OK would. It oh wait, you casted this at second level OK. So it's up to 4 hours for the text. Yeah, that's what she said. Well. The the spell itself. Is for an hour, but because she's casted it at second. Oh, you're on Warlock?

2:19:40 Give me a. Perception check. I mean. Yeah. I want to. I want to do that. I tell you what actually give me. Give me an arcana. Check with. With I'll. Say, just an iconic check. Just. Because you're in the midst of Battle 22, Yeah. You absolutely knew that was a warlock. Spell. OK, that's. Exciting. I think, oops, I'm gonna, I'm gonna cast the spell.

2:20:28 OK. It has. To make a. Charisma saving. Throw. It automatically fails. OK, you attempt to send one creature that you can. See within range to another plane of existence. Yeah, it'll happen. Yeah, he's in. He's incapacitated. He's effectively knocked out. He's he's, he can see everything that's happening and feel everything's happening. He just can't move. So you know, he could. I mean it's a mental stat though. Charisma's a mental stat, but incapacitated rules is. Written as he automatically fails any any saving throws. Oh, really? I yeah, I believe so. Incapacitated cutting.

2:21:12 Capacitated. Just make you not take. Actions or thing like that, right? Because he he can't. Move. He can't speak. He can't take any action, bonus action or reaction. I'm forsake of time, Forsake of. Time I'm going. To. Say he automatically fails to save. It doesn't necessarily say that in the IT. Doesn't necessarily. Say that he would get disadvantaged or anything, but like I said, for the sake of time, you guys are going to effectively obliterate this guy because until he gets to the end of his next turn, he's absolutely going to take the necessary damage to get through.

2:21:55 So he will just all of a sudden you'll see kind of like a, a portal kind of form underneath the bottom of this, this, this red dragon champion and he will just kind of poof. And he's gone. Yes, I. Mean. Technically so. I think he's native to this plane though, isn't he? Yes. He'll be back in a minute, yeah. So. As soon as he in that minute, Yeah, as soon as as. Soon as he. Disappears into another plane you see against the far back wall where kind of he was standing in front of a door suddenly just appear. I'll say, are we out of the?

2:22:44 Are we out of the the? Door. Yeah, I'm sorry, we are out of the. Door and we can either go through that door. Or hang out here. He'll be back in like, I don't know, another 45 seconds door. Is there a handle? In fact, in. Fact. It's one of those doors you see it like. Restaurants that can open both ways. Oh, thank goodness. I like. These people. He rolls. Up. Yeah. It's one of those it's. One of those bead curtains. Oh man, I go. To push it. Just doesn't. Move. You just fall, right? Through OK, so you go into the the next room and the room is empty, but the the.

2:23:30 Only thing that's really. In the room is what appears to be a a almost a miniature stage for performances if you will, complete with a curtain and everything along those lines. As soon as cast, I assume you're still in the back. As soon as cast, Dais steps through the door again. The door closes and disappears behind you. Dick. Anybody got any weapon or? Musical instruments before we. Do anything I want to heal? Open Men I just healed. For ten with one of my. Potions. Oh, you did? OK, cool. I have. 46.

2:24:13 Hips. So you're you're doing. OK, 59 so. I'm alive. Yeah, if you're 40, I figure. 59 I can. Still, do you want healing or no? Why don't we save? That until it's imminent, well, I've got so much healing. I mean. Yeah. And we have like 1000. Yeah, let's do it. Yeah, let's do it. So I'm going to use. One of. My prayer beads, so that's an AT wheel bonus action. So that will give you 2D8 plus my modifier for healing. Because you're doing that out of combat.

2:24:54 Because you're doing that out of combat. I will let him take Max heels at that. Oh. OK, so you're all healed up. OK, so. I'm yeah, 59. Yeah, it'll, it'll still cost you. The the. The check mark on it, but I'll say because you're out of combat that effectively. It's like drinking. A potion out of combat, you take the full the full amount, so OK. Pardon me. OK, so. You enter a room, It's mostly empty except for this this almost miniature stage if I see anything else besides the stage. Just give me give me a perception check. Perception.

2:25:37 I'll tell you, I apologize, Give. Me give me. An investigation Check. Check you're going to. Want to roll something other than that? Didn't do much better. Stop. Dying. With a 10/10, OK, with a 10, nothing really other than the the stage. I mean, there are, there are a couple of chairs facing the stage, of course, you know, in case anybody would like to enjoy the performance that may go on in this room. But anything other than that, really, no guys. Guys are going to walk up and pull. Up a chair, you're going to go. Up and sit in the one of the chairs. I'm going to go. Sit in one of the chairs. OK, when? You go and sit in one of the.

2:26:19 Chairs. A goblin all of a sudden comes out on the stage. And a spotlight comes down, almost like. Magically. Like from nowhere Fireball. OK, let's roll for initiative. OK, Nope. Surprise. Action fireball, Yeah. We'll still roll initiative. All right, initiative has been. Rolled. So first we'll start with the goblin. The goblin will. Pull out a torch and hold it in the air and that's the end of its turn.

2:27:03 Next will be Neros. I mean, I already committed. Oh, that's right, you got the I'm sorry, you got the surprise. Ron, go ahead. Yeah. Fireball away. How's that work? Yeah, I've can I, I can I? Target it, Sir. Yeah, there's absolutely. A way that you can, yeah, yeah, yeah, there's. Absolutely a way you can do that. 20 foot. Radius. OK, cool. I'm going to blow up the. Stage. Make a deck. Save. Let me let me rephrase that. Anything it and anything within 20 foot radius of it make a deck save. So there's anything else behind any curtains or whatever. That was a lot of saves.

2:27:55 Uh huh. They. Failed. I'm either pissing off. A horde of goblins. Or they failed. They all failed. Yep. Well, you. Didn't even know the DC. Nope, no 31 damage. OK, Goblin. Explodes. Yeah, it does. Yep, the goblin. Explodes. And as the fire just rains down on this stage, you hear. And it just goes up in. Flames and everything fire. Everything is on fire. And then the fire lets out and just smoke kind of clears magically.

2:28:36 The stage is still standing. Are you still sitting in the chair? Yeah. No cast we are out of. Combat, by the way, caste. Has stood up. Oh, OK. And she's looking around the room. You're just. Looking I'm going to I'm going to point. To Gene, I'm. Going to everything on the walls, I'm going to point to Ogamon. And be like he. Casted that right, give me a. Deception. Roll. What if I just go along with it? I mean, I think not. 12 The Druid. Cast Fireball. Yep. Right, Yeah. He I, I, I. Acquired a scroll of. Fireball.

2:29:19 OK. You're, I mean it. It sounds like Gene's willing to just willfully fail to save. Am I wrong? You're willingly failing to save. OK, I'll I'll say yeah, you actively to. See. He goes, he Ogleman goes, Jesus, he blew himself up. OK, so we're out of combat. Kazan's going to take a look around the room, on the walls. Give me an investigation check at the. 17 you there's. Really not a whole lot on the walls. Like just on the stage, kind of almost. Like a. Hang. On one second so far, kind of just like you think of like old like Broadway posters with like the people on them and like the what the show was OK.

2:30:10 You're looking at me. Like you have no idea what that is. I love you very much. Yeah. There's really nothing of importance on the walls. Safari. You're going to go up on stage, OK? So as you go up on. Stage you are. Very large on this. Stage so as you go up on stage you're are you facing what direction are you facing out towards the house. I mean when I first. Go up. No, I'm going to be. Kind of like looking around the curtains and whatnot. OK, so when you go up on. Stage.

2:30:52 But you kind of go towards the middle of the stage and you're just kind of looking around and you're looking off like stage left, and as you go to turn the stage right, there's a goblin standing next to you holding a torch in the air. Jesus. Where'd you come? From. It just. Stands there not doing anything, just. Holding the torch, was he like? Looks exactly like the. One before he looks exactly like the one from before. I walk up and grab the torch. Oh motherfucker. So as. You go to start getting up on. Stage Jean the the goblin all of a sudden takes the torch and kind of like magically extinguishes it and then does a backflip. Oh.

2:31:39 I clap and I start. I start cheering. Hey. I clap and I start. Cheering like. Now. With the without that torch going. Is that the only source? Of light, No, there are. Actively other torches on the on the walls. So. It's very bright in this in this. Room, but think of it as bright. If you go to see a show at a theater and they call it house at half where the lights are semi dimmed, you know, having people trying to get to their seats to start the performance, that's what the the lighting would be. It is, it is enough light for you to see.

2:32:21 But they're like, come on, we want to get the show going kind of thing and. As as you're kind of taking a look. Around the room, at the at the walls, the goblin all of a sudden Savara give me a perception check. Well, this is happening 'cause they're going to. Sit back down, OK? 11 OK, you hear in your. Head thanks for coming to the show. Just that. Yep, just me. Did anybody else?

2:33:02 Hear that? Hear what? Hear what? Are you going crazy now too? Yes. And then as all of you. Are saying that, and we're going to get back to Jesse's statement in a moment. He takes out the dagger. Oh. And fires. It into the floor and it sticks into the ground. Can I have that? He. Doesn't say anything. I'm going to reach for the dagger, OK? You collect the dagger. Cool. And then as you take the dagger.

2:33:44 Out of the ground. He goes into his the kind of the. The bag he has on his back and he pulls out like a almost like a ration pack and he begins to eat the ration pack. Guys, just guys. I'm onto something. I think he wants us to perform for him. And as Ogeman says. You know it. It seems like they want us to perform. Another goblin comes out and they both pull out a lute and they begin to play a song in harmony together. And then after the after that, quick. Melody.

2:34:28 They put their lutes away and they walk off the stage OK. So they want us to perform. Well, or they want us. To watch the performance. I'll go sit in the crowd. Yeah, it's on. Core on. Core. So. As as. Savara and Ogeman go and sit in the crowd or in the in the seats, if you will. Does anybody else sit down? I know the Castaia City down Ogamon and I will Savara Neros will sit down Elsie.

2:35:10 I assume you would join. Join them, correct? I'm going to go up on stage. And try to perform. OK. All right. So you're up on the stage. What would you like to do next year? I'm I'm going to try singing. OK. Go ahead and give me a performance check, OK? When she was on her way up to the stage. Can I have hit hit her with a guidance? Sure. What the hell? What is Break a leg? AD four or something. D4 is, yeah. I forgot, yeah. OK, hold on.

2:35:51 Gotta grab one. 18, 18 you said? It's 818, OK. So you go up. And what would you You said you would like to sing a song, correct? Yes. OK, you'll go up. And you'll perform, you know, a very beautiful melody is. There anything you'd like to perform for us right now? Oh. God hey, I recommend. I. Haven't. Actually been in real life. In a long time. No, I'm. I'm. That's even enough, OK. Yeah, just whistling, OK.

2:36:38 Yeah, nothing happened. Come sit. Nothing happens. Yeah, nothing. Nothing. Seems to have happened. Should I find them all right? And walk down the shrug. Walk down the steps. And sit. Down like, oh, I tried OK. And as you go down the stairs. Sorry El Sisa, to join your your party in the seats a goblin comes out with a torch he holds. Up a torch in the air. Kezdea gets up and. Walks up the stage and looks behind the curtain. As you go to look behind the curtain, I. Need you to make me an investigation check. And actually he goes to look behind the curtain, He puts away the torch and kind of extinguished magically and does a standing backflip.

2:37:27 What was I doing? Investigation, correct, Yeah. That's. 14 + 9. So 23 there is nobody backstage. This is already on my nerves. And as as you just think this is an. Illusion. And as. Savara says that there is currently 6 of you. Oh, here we go. What are you? Looking.

2:38:07 For Kasdea. As you're looking backstage, what are you thinking? What am I? Thinking correct. What the hell? Is happening OK? And as. You think of what the hell is happening, Ogaman? You heard those exact words in your head. I. Kind of like look around confuse, did I? Hear it in your voice. Yeah, you absolutely know that was Kazdea. 'S voice. I just said like, did you say something? I ask her why would I talk to her? Hang on.

2:38:47 Do you? Do you say that? Out loud. Yeah, no. Why would I talk to you? Yeah, I do. You thinking? I'm thinking. What am I thinking? No, no. I'm. Talking to Castea, so you said. No. Why would I? Yeah, Cat. And. As she. Says that. The goblin takes out a dagger and spikes it into the floor, because they're going to. Grab that dagger. God damn, did you say you're going? To grab the dagger, grab. The dagger.

2:39:28 And then I'm going backstage. OK, so. You will grab the dagger. Nothing happens. And as you go to leave. Backstage, he pulls out a pack, what appears to be like rations, and just begins to eat. Them just kind of I need anything interesting back there. No, doesn't appear to be. Anything. Give me an investigation? No give. Me a perception check. OK, doesn't even.

2:40:09 You don't need to add anything. You see, as she says, that you. Went out almost stage. Right. And as you kind of turn to look back towards the stage, you see another goblin materialized from stage left walk out onto the stage. Both of them pull out a lute and they play a very nice melody. I'm going. To go towards where they. Appeared Are you going? Around or through the stage? Or back around backstage. Around backstage. OK, I need you to make me. Two separate. Perception checks while she's doing that. Once they're done with the with the melody, they put their loots away and they both walk off stage, stage left and stage right.

2:40:59 So the first one was a dirty 20. Is a dirty 20. And the last one was a. 27. OK, so you see. As you're coming around stage left from backstage, you see that second goblin come to stage left and disappear. I'm. Going to go looking around for. Something I'm snooping, I'm going to need a. Little bit more than that. I don't know. I don't know. Look around to. Where they disappeared and reappeared. He almost went so when you. Came when you. Came around. Stage left, he was coming off this way towards stage left. You were standing right here when he disappeared. You were maybe standing 510 feet away from him. Are you looking off stage right as well? Yes, you see the other.

2:42:00 Goblin disappear as. Well. You just hear a funk from backstage. And that's Kasdea hitting her head against the wall because. She can't figure out what the hell is happening. Right now if you take 6 physical damage, cool. Love that. Worth it and AS. You. Violently smash your head onto the wall, you look off stage right and you see a goblin materialize start to come out on stage. Holding a torch. Kathy is going to call.

2:42:43 Out to everyone else I'm. Going to hate you. Again. For fun, because I can, she's going to holler out to the rest of everyone else that they're appearing and disappearing out of thin air. And as you say that. The goblin on stage does a standing backflip. Wait a minute, he didn't put out the torch this time. He puts out the torch magically and does a. Fucking backflip.

2:43:24 I mean I want to do some. Sort of arcana check but I'm not. I mean I have plus one arcana but I'm not. A magical I do one I have AI. Have a plus? I have a + 7. OK, so we'll start the arcana. Check because I have +9. OK, I also want to do that because. I have plus. Five, I didn't think about that. OK, so you're doing, you're doing the Arcana check? Someone is who? Has higher I. Am I have a + 9? Yeah, we'll let. You see, absolutely. I just rolled the 21. I just rolled the 21. I got a 28 OK. We're we're going with those. So what?

2:44:05 Exactly are you perceiving again? Well, it's another kind of check for. The for the disappearing I'm off the stage for the the goblins and stuff. Sure. So. There's absolutely. Magic happening here with this goblin. However, with a 28, I will say that it's not necessarily anything magical that is harmful to you. Kazan's going to walk back out on.

2:44:47 Stage and she's going. To grab the goblin and kind of. Pick him up and like give. Him a little shake. Not so much rolling. So as you do that. He kind of smiles at you, almost like a very creepy goblin face smiling at you and. Every. Everybody. Will. All of a sudden, feel. Refreshed. And. Invigorated and everybody will heal for 17 hit points. What if we are already at Max?

2:45:37 Do we get some temp? No, I'll say you just feel Dang. It yeah, refreshed. Are you still hanging out of the goblin? I'm still hanging. On to the goblin, OK? So as he's just kind of like. Hanging there again, just kind of smiling at you. He's going to pull out a pack. That almost appears. To be like rations and he's just going to start eating. Them. Got to take one. One of. Your rations. And thank you for eating them. Are you going to eat his? Or yours. I want to eat. I want to eat his. Rations.

2:46:17 You want to eat his rations? OK, yes. So. You'll walk up and. Take the rations from him and start eating. It and you're a little full. I have an idea. What the hell she's. Going to sit the goblin down, OK? She's going to pull out. Her rations, OK. And she's going to eat her own rations, OK? You. Feel a little bit full? Dang it. And as you set him. Down. You're looking off towards stage right. On stage left, a goblin appears. With a lute.

2:47:01 And the other goblin pulls out his lute and they perform a very nice melody, very careful, very very the idea instead of melody. Go for it is. Is is that OK? So just so I'm under, I got backflip dagger into the into the stage, walk off stage, sit down, eat some rations. Second goblin appears. Second Goblin and 1st Goblin both walk on stage, pull out Lutes Melody and then leave stage left stage. Right, give me an insight check.

2:47:43 I have an idea 21 so I have an ID. Yeah. You're aware that those are all? The activities that have have it happened so far, but you do feel like you're missing 1. So they're currently playing lutes. So at this point, they have walked. Off stage. OK, cool. Oh, an idea. Oh Christ, what are they doing now? Oh, disappear. Then they disappear. They come out, hold the torch, put out. The torch, backflip, eat rations.

2:48:28 There's a dagger. What do they do after? What do they do after he throws the dagger? They don't. They walk off and. Disappear. So he plays the loo are. You are you. Are you all saying this out loud? Yeah. OK, I. Am as you're all. Saying this out loud. Gene, are you still standing on stage with Kazdea? Yeah, so. The goblin is going to, basically. Come back to where he and he had appeared to be standing before, between you and Kazdea, and he'll just hold up a torch. Kazdea, don't touch him this time. Hold up a. Torch. You're going to hold up a. Torch. I'm going to hold up a torch, OK?

2:49:11 So he will extinguish it. Because they will extinguish it. How? Blow on it. Sure, he'll put it away. And then next he'll we'll do a standing backflip 'cause they will do a standing. Backflip. I need an acrobatics. I know you. Do. That's an 18 + 8. OK, you successfully do a very. Impressive standing backflip you will. Also do a. Standing backflip next, he pulls out a dagger. Isn't the loot next?

2:49:51 The next to dagger into the floor next he will. Kind of just. Wave. His hand in the air and all of a sudden the. Big. Sphere of light appears at the back right corner of the auditorium. Oh, that's new. And it's bright. Kasdan's going towards the light, so you'll leave the stage. No, I. Want to stay on the? Stage OK, somebody check out. Can I go towards the light? Let me go. Touch it. I'll go touch the light. I'm here. Can I cast light?

2:50:32 In the same area? What level? Spell is that. That's. A cantrip you absolutely can. That's a. Cantrip. So you'll cast the light in the same in. The same corner or Yep, OK, it's a little bit brighter and as. As Ogaman. Is walking towards it, the goblin kind of waves his hand again and the light disappears and he takes out a dagger. OK. And he'll take. Out a dagger and jam it into the floor. Spike it into the ground as Daya is going to take out.

2:51:15 A dagger. The dagger she grabbed from the other goblin. OK, and Chuck it into the floor. OK, I need AI need. To roll an attack with the dagger. That's going to succeed. OK, so you drive your your dagger into the floor. Next, she's going to pull on a pack. OK, so. As he's as he's continuing. To. Do it. I'm going to say keep reenacting. I'm pretty sure you're going to have to choose left or right at some point. OK. And as he says that, he pulls. Out a pack of rations and begins to eat them. Somebody.

2:51:58 Pull out rations I left. Mine, you have some Oh, never mind. I pull out my. Rations and. I eat them, OK? And next. As you're he irrations you see off stage left a goblin come in with a loot and begin to play a melody. I take the loot from the. Goblin that just came on the stage. OK, I begin to play a melody. OK, it's probably give me a. Performance check. Oh. No one said it had to be good right? 11 and as you begin to play this loot. He. He stops playing and.

2:52:40 The goblin turns to Kazdea does kind of like that bow they do in Asian cultures, Japanese culture and. He. Bows and he. Opens his hand like this kind of towards you and there lies a key. Oh man. Kazdea is going to take the key and high 5 the goblin. And he'll snap his fingers and he'll. Disappear. Hey, look what I got. Got to be. Smarter than the goblins? And after you take the key and he disappears. On the other side of the auditorium, a door opens. I'm sorry, a door? Appears. Yay. That away.

2:53:23 I'm going through the door. They did. Want us to go to the door? OK, before we. Continue. We do have a bit to go, so I'm going to say that's going to do it for session today. We do have a little bit to go. We are already past our stop time, so we are going to cut there. We will make a Part 2 will be released next week Friday. So until then, hi post show editor Spencer Hard here. Hey, this episode has been out for about about a week and we got hit with a copyright strike today with the song that we've been using for the ending for the entire time.

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