Nat 20 & Unwind: Signatories

0:00 2nd That way I want to play evil. Welcome to Net 20 and unwind here on Spotify and Facebook. Oh boy, oh boy. Welcome everybody. I am hurt. How are we all feeling? I almost started crying. I feel the train. This coming so I feel fine. I need a cigarette after getting fucked like that, what the hell? I mean, come on. You could at least have the brother on the shoulder come on. Genuinely thought about trying to bring you along and who knows I would. I would follow you to the end.

0:49 Just tell me. Something basically. Well I got to switch religions then. Shit. Man, at the start of this session I said we should. All just go home. And obviously that was right. My my whole my whole alliance base was Neros. You literally said like not even an hour ago something about how like that's my God, you know, me and me and me and us are a team or whatever. And I was like, Oh no, it hurts. It hurts to hear him say it. So just so all of you aware, I have been planning this turn for about 6 weeks so. Oh my God.

1:30 I, I knew that it had his turn had to be him signing the accord and he write him taking his place as the hollow host leader and that's as soon as he brought me his character. I'm like this, that this is how it's going to go. It was, I think it was after the second session with Jesse that I, I said to, I brought, I brought this to him and I said we need to do this and it needs to happen. Like I, I really like, I didn't, I didn't really give him a choice. I mean, he was all for it, but it was as soon as he brought me his character, I'm like this, this is how it ends. This is how it goes.

2:12 I can't blame him because there's another session I'm playing in where I am like undercover bad guy. So kudos, golf clubs. I I Oh my God. Yep. And you know, and you know, if you look back in hindsight, you know it's he has been slowly planting seeds that none of you caught, which is just icing on the cake. I caught it. I'm just loyal to a fault. Like a couple of like a couple of things, right? Like Zebulon, when you did your illusion on the carriage when we were coming up here, I, I telepathically told the accolade that we were coming.

2:53 When you tried to blow the accord into the fire, I silent spelled gusto, winded it back. I got so I got. A lot. Of new oil. I got I got 11 important question that may turn my focus. OK meta, are you anti dominion? We'll have to get into that you we're going to stop it. We're literally, we're not going to give any information, God, because it's. You're going to get Jack shit from everyone, so you might as well just. Give up.

3:34 Now. Oh my God. If he's a. Tight dominion, I would lay my life on the line for the man if. You. Like the? Start. Of our next session is going to be you guys having to try to kill me. No, no. No, I I got, I got many questions, many questions. No, no, not coming like weeks ago and I just didn't say Jack fucking shit. But Kazea doesn't care about like he's the weird guy that talked to himself. No, I didn't. Think because. Character like Kazea doesn't really pay much mind in here.

4:18 Like he's just kind of there as he saves her life twice actually today, which was weird. Pay attention to him. But me as a player, like I kind of saw this turn coming and I was like, play evil well. It wasn't that my first session. I showed up, I went, somebody said it was you. Yeah, I've just been like his best buddy the entire time, like. Yeah, all of them was just like, oh, that's best friend. I'm so happy that this worked out the way then I mean you know meta gaming.

5:05 I mean, Jesse and I've been talking this entire game about how exactly we were going to do this, but we've I've, this has been on the books for a number of weeks. So I am going to allow everybody except near us to level up. Can you imagine having a? Great building. Well, hold that thought near us because I as a result of you signing the accord, arcane magic will just overtake your entire body and you will have this glow of divinity and almost you in as you get this divinity. I know that I said Velora kind of poops out of existence, but it's almost as if you're kind of putting your hands out and the the remaining life and divinity essence is being sucked out of Velora and into you and you kind of raise up in the air and I need you to go to level 18.

6:12 Oh. Fuck. I'm glad I have his friend kind of depending on the answer to questions. I. Don't know. You know here's The thing is I have an idea of what I want to do, but it you may not survive long depending on what occurs but. I'm a chest fireball on myself. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, that's it. But that's that's a secret for me and you. We'll discuss that. But for right now, Jesse, I'll have you level to level 18, and then I need you to make me a new character at level 8.

7:01 Level 8. Yes. I'm going to make up the most. Insane. Level 8. Character though. I'm going to make this a straight up totem barbarium that takes half damage from everything. Yep. All right, before we go any further, let's do our weekly Zebulon revisit. Zebulon, if I can have you before we move any further, would you like to purchase any of the additional things for your Tavern this week? I think we're going with the usuals I've. Is there anything I can do to get like a persistent additional?

7:42 Security. Say to me that you would like security each and every week. I will just consider it all already. You already have extra security. Do you want the extra? I think you wanted insurance as well, correct? Correct. And I think that's going to be more on a day-to-day basis, yeah. So for the for the week, yeah, for the work, extra security and the insurance, it'll be 30 gold pieces. So every time we start a session, if you want to mark off 30 gold, we'll call that. Good. All right, So if you can go ahead and give me AD 100 roll, please. And also, what's your business valuation number again? That's in the 20s, isn't it? 23 and I think last week I got like a -, 5 modifier. On -5 from your last roll, correct? So if you want to give me AD, oh, I'm sorry. Is that this one?

8:35 Yes, for the business results table, yeah. So if you roll whatever and then -5 from that. We got 60 and 90 are hard to tell apart sometimes. That's a 90 and +7 so -5 is 92. Wow, OK, you had an astounding week. Did we? Oh no, we're in the middle of a fight. I would like to throw a beer festival whenever we get back from this mission to celebrate. Well, like it's. Yeah. OK, so you will this week make Spencer can do math. You will make a. 100 million.

9:34 Gold. You will make 168 gold this week. All right. All right. And then I also need to enroll me a separate D100, no modifiers. This time we got 84. So you are aware that a new vintage of wine is proving very popular with the locals. On your next role on the income table, you will gain a + 20 to that role. Oh wow. All right, you have a very good week, and again, we'll revisit a beer festival for a for the next session.

10:21 Perfect. Yeah, that takes a little prep. And also we're like, not at home base yet, correct? I don't want to be there for the beer festival. Obviously there was going to be one final slight part, but we're already coming up in three hours, so we're actually more than three hours, so I figured we'll just revisit that for the next session. One slight part where we fight the level 18 former ally We. Don't know, we'll see. Perfect. OK, so how's everybody feeling? Betrayed I. Don't feel betrayed, I'm just confused like he was going to kill her anyway. Just let me shock her with urine.

11:03 I don't get. To play evil with Jesse's character. What's this? Well, he has been backstabbed. Yeah, he, yeah, He, he wanted to do the final blow because by dealing the final blow simultaneously signing the accord, that's where the essence of what we're going to call it, the essence of Valora. And I'll workshop that but. That sounds dirty. I'm removing you from this stage. Sounds like something. Never mind. OK. Hey, man, can we at least go and get some food? I'd like to be wine and dine before I get fucked. OK, cool.

11:45 All right, That was a very good fight, very good ending. It's exactly how I planned it, exactly what I wanted. So everybody gets a level. Everybody can take an additional inspiration for being so awesome today. Do I get an inspiration? You're not going to need it. What do I do with these 12? Inspiration. I ask. I don't know. Eat them. I'm going. To give four of them to Ogamon. Sure. What the hell? Four of four? Yeah. I'll just give you 4 each. 4 Sure, what the hell? Well, three Inspiration to each of you, we'll call it, because he's not going to need those anymore. And I will work my magic to get a get some information on Neros coming up.

12:43 But anybody have anything else? Otherwise, we're going to say goodbye for the night. I stole a mask off of a goddess. What does that do? So as as Laura died, as Laura died, that mask almost just crumbled. So wait, like Mehta, if I would have like just stomped on the mask, would she have died anyway? No, so the the only real like mechanic wise with the mask was by removing the mask or breaking the mask because again it had a separate stat block. It it it again removed the fire resistance and the non magical blood knee piercing and slashing resistance. Yeah.

13:27 She got torched. Or involved not resistance immunities. She was immune to fire and non blood in the attacks. Her biggest mistake was taking on the, you know, immortal vessel to come visit. All right, all right criticism. Plain evil is fun. Plain evil is fun. I've done it before and it's so much fun. So all right, criticism heroes. We'll see. We'll see you next time on CRUD. Have and stay good to everybody for listening. It has been a wild episode. So for everybody, hit the P3 Podcast Network. I'm Spencer Hart. We'll see you next time. Bye bye.

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