Sept. 14, 2026
A Capital Trial Begins With No Lawyer and No Jury, Barry Morphew's Bond Goes to $10 Million Cash, and What Was in Matthew Exton's Pockets
Tomasz Kosowski, 47, goes on trial Monday in Pinellas County, Florida, for the first-degree murder of attorney Steven Cozzi, 41, who vanished from his Largo office bathroom in March 2023 and has never been found. Kosowski has dismissed multiple defense teams, is representing himself, withdrew his prior counsel's motions to suppress evidence and their challenges to the death penalty, and waived a jury for both the guilt and penalty phases — a dual waiver attorneys describe as exceptionally rare. Asked by Judge Joseph Bulone why he didn't want a jury, he replied, "I really have to answer that?" He has pleaded not guilty and is presumed innocent; prosecutors are seeking death. Also: Twelfth Judicial District Judge Amanda Hopkins raised Barry Morphew's bond from $3 million to $10 million cash only, saying he "has shown time and again that he has no respect for any order of this court." And in Toledo, new detail from the trial record in the Matthew Exton case, convicted September 5 of attempted murder.
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Calaroga Shark Media. Good morning. This is Daily Crime and
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Justice from Calaroga Media, powered by AI. I'm Garrett Fisher.
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It's Monday, September 14th, 2026. This morning in Largo, Florida,
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a 47-year-old plastic surgeon walks into a courtroom to defend
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himself against a first-degree murder charge in a case where
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the state is seeking the death penalty. He has no attorney.
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He fired them all. He has no jury because he
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gave that up too, for both phases. He has no
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motions to suppress because he withdrew the ones his own
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lawyer filed. And he has no objection on file to
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being executed because he withdrew that as well. When the
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judge asked him why he did not want a jury,
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he said, I really have to answer that? And the
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judge said, I guess not. In Colorado, Barry Morphew's bond
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went from $ 3 million to $ 10 million cash only, after
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prosecutors finally got the full GPS data and found out
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what a work exception actually looks like in practice. And
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the Matthew Exton case out of Toledo has gone properly
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viral this week, mostly as a piece of black comedy
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about a divorce lawyer. I want to talk about that
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because the comedy is real, and it is also hiding something.
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Let's get into it. Stephen Causey was 41 years old.
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He was an attorney in Largo, Florida. On March 21st, 2023,
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he walked into his office building wearing a red sweater.
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There is surveillance footage of him going in. There is
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no footage of him ever coming out. He had stepped
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away from his desk to use the restroom. Prosecutors say
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he was killed in that bathroom. His body has never
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been found. The state's theory is that it was driven
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to the Everglades. At the time he disappeared, Stephen Cozy
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was representing a client in a civil lawsuit against a
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plastic surgeon named Tomasz Kosowski. Kosowski was representing himself in
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that civil case. Kosowski is 47 and Dartmouth-trained. He has
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been in custody since March of 2023. He has pleaded
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not guilty to first-degree murder and he is presumed innocent.
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Prosecutors are seeking the death penalty. The state says investigators
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recovered a bag containing brass knuckles, a stun gun, duct tape,
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and masks, and that Kazi's DNA was found in the
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trunk of Kosowski's vehicle. Those are allegations. They have never
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been tested at trial. And that is the thing, because
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today they finally will be. In front of one person.
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Let me walk you through what Tomasz Kosowski has done
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to his own defense over the last few months, because
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I have never seen anything like it and I have
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been reading these dockets for years. He has gone through
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multiple sets of attorneys. At least one team withdrew citing
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ethical reasons. A fourth attorney asked out. In the email
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that outgoing attorney sent the court, there were two lines
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that should have stopped everybody in that building. That Kosowski
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refuses to sign consent forms for a doctor's evaluation, and
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that he did not want evidence presented in his defense.
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Last month, he told Judge Joseph Bologna he would represent
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himself at his own capital murder trial. Two weeks later,
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he sat alone at the defense table. His former lawyers
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had filed motions arguing the death penalty is unconstitutional and
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illegally applied in Florida. He withdrew all of them. He
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withdrew every objection to being executed. Then he came back
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and withdrew the motions to suppress evidence that his previous
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attorney had filed. That is the machinery that keeps improperly
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obtained evidence out of a trial. Gone, at his own request.
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And then prosecutors raised a request to bring jurors to
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the office building to stand in that bathroom. A jury
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view is enormously powerful for the state. 12 people in
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the actual room is worth more than any photograph, and
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defense attorneys fight it hard. Kosowski did not fight it.
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He removed the jury. He asked for a bench trial.
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Judge alone, guilt and penalty both. In Florida, a capital
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defendant has to waive a jury twice, separately, because the
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state considers those decisions that serious. He waived both. Lawyers
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who follow capital work describe a dual waiver like that
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as exceptionally rare. Ballone asked him why. He said, I
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really have to answer that? And the judge said, I
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guess not, and accepted it, finding that a Dartmouth-trained physician
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understood his rights and was choosing knowingly. Legally, that is correct,
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and I want to be clear about it. The right
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to counsel is yours to waive. The right to a
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jury is yours to waive. A court cannot force a
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competent adult to mount the defense a judge would prefer.
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The alternative, where the state decides which defendants are permitted
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to make their own choices, is far worse than what
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we have. But I'm going to say the uncomfortable thing
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again because today it stops being theoretical. Add it up.
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Four sets of lawyers gone. Refuses to sign consent forms
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for a medical evaluation. Tells his own attorney he does
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not want evidence presented on his behalf. Withdraws every objection
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to his own execution. Withdraws the motions that might keep
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evidence out. Gives up a jury for both phases. Declines
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to say why. That is not a trial strategy. Nobody
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has ever drawn that up on a whiteboard. I am
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not a doctor, and I am not diagnosing anybody from
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a studio. Competency to stand trial is a specific legal test,
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and a judge who has watched this man in his
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courtroom for three years has found he meets it, and
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that judge knows vastly more than I do. It is
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also true that a person can be entirely competent and
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still be making catastrophic choices out of pride or exhaustion
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or a belief that the whole thing is rigged. But
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a man is systematically removing every protection standing between himself
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and an execution chamber and refuses to be evaluated and
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will not say why. And starting this morning, one judge
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in Pinellas County is the only thing between him and
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that outcome. There is one more consequence of a bench
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trial that almost nobody has mentioned. Judge Bologna has been
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presiding over this case for three years. He has read
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the suppression motions that got withdrawn. He knows what is
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in them. He has heard the pretrial arguments. Normally, all
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of that is invisible to the people deciding guilt, because
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a jury walks in knowing nothing. Today, the person deciding
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guilt is the person who already knows everything. Judges are
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trained for exactly that, and they do it constantly. And
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I am not suggesting Bologna cannot do it. But Kosowski
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just handed the fact-finding in his own capital case to
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the one human being in that building who has already
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seen the material a jury would never have been shown.
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Stephen Causey was 41. He was doing the most ordinary
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thing a lawyer does in this country, which is represent
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a client in a lawsuit. He went to the bathroom
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at work and never came home. His family has never
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had a body to bury. There is footage of him
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walking into that building in a red sweater on an
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ordinary Tuesday in March. That is the last image anybody
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has of him. And there is a reason a case
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with no body got charged at all, which is worth understanding.
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Florida does not require a body to prove murder. It
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never has. What the state has to prove is that
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a person is dead and that the defendant caused it,
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and that can be built entirely on circumstances. The last
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known movements, the forensic traces, the motive, the absence of
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any innocent explanation for a man vanishing from a bathroom
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in the middle of a workday. Those cases are hard
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and they are winnable, and prosecutors bring them when they
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believe they have enough. Stephen Kazi, someone has to say
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his name. That trial starts this morning and it is
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expected to move fast because there is no jury to
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select and no jury to instruct. We will be on
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it every day this week. When we come back, $ 10
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million cash only. Suzanne Morphew was 49 years old, a
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mother of two daughters, and she disappeared on Mother's Day
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in May of 2020 after reportedly going out for a
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bike ride near Maysville, Colorado. Her remains were not found
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until September of 2023, about 45 miles away in a
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shallow grave, by investigators searching for a different missing woman.
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Her husband, Barry Morphew, was charged in 2021. That case
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was dismissed in 2022 over problems with the evidence. A
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grand jury indicted him again in June of 2025. He
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has pleaded not guilty to first-degree murder, he denies killing her,
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and he is presumed innocent. Trial is set for July
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of next year. He has been out since January on
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a $ 3 million bond, wearing an ankle monitor, allowed to
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leave his home essentially for work, medical appointments, his lawyers,
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and court. We told you Wednesday that a private citizen
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emailed the judge about a hit and run in Denver
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on August 26th, that Judge Amanda Hopkins watched the video
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herself and said the man in it was very clearly
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the defendant, and that she confined him to his house
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with no exceptions. Then Boulder County deputies arrested him Thursday
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night on a warrant, and he went to jail. Tuesday
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was the hearing, and it did not go the way
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his lawyers wanted. Here is what prosecutors put in front
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of that judge, and this is the part that is new.
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They finally got complete GPS data from the private monitoring
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company for the week of August 26. Not a summary.
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The whole week. And what it showed, according to the prosecution,
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is that Barry Morphew worked on Monday and Tuesday. And
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then he did not work. They described trips to trailheads, restaurants,
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a Whole Foods, hotels in the Cherry Creek area, and
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a drive to Denver International Airport, which his attorney said
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was probably to pick up his daughter. The prosecutor's line
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was that after the airport, he comes back to Cherry Creek,
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goes to a couple of hotels, and is just out
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and about with his day. No work whatsoever. That is
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the whole case in one paragraph. The work exception was
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the only thing letting this man leave his house and
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prosecutors say he was using it to run errands. Prosecutors
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also told the court something that should alarm you regardless
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of what you think of Barry Morphew. Neither the court
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nor the district attorney's office knew the hit and run
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had happened until a local news station aired the footage.
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A man on a $ 3 million bond in a first
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degree murder case wearing a GPS monitor paid for by
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a private contractor allegedly fled the scene of a crash,
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and the system designed to watch him did not notice.
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A television station noticed. Judge Hopkins raised the bond to
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$ 10 million, cash only. And her reasoning from the bench
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was about as blunt as judges get. She said Morphew
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has shown time and again that he has no respect
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for any order of this court, and that he is
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not going to comply with an order if it is
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inconvenient to the lifestyle he wishes to live while out
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on bond. The defense had asked for home confinement with
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no work exception at all, which tells you they saw
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this coming. Even if he posts $ 10 million in cash,
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he cannot leave the San Luis Valley, and he cannot
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leave his home except for his attorneys, court, or a
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medical emergency requiring an ambulance. Both of his daughters listened
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to that hearing virtually. So did Suzanne Morphew's sister and brother.
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I want to be careful and precise here, because this
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is a bond hearing, not a trial. Barry Morphew has
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not been charged with anything arising from the Denver incident.
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He is presumed innocent of murdering his wife, and nothing
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prosecutors described on Tuesday has been proven to a jury.
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What happened this week is a judge deciding he cannot
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be trusted to follow her orders, which is a different
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question entirely. But the pattern the prosecution described is the
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one that matters at a bond hearing. They argued that
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fleeing the scene of a crash the moment police were
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mentioned is a preview of what he might do if
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things go badly at trial. There is a larger point
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here that goes well beyond one defendant, and it is
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the second time in two weeks I have had to
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make it. Electronic monitoring is the entire justification for releasing
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people charged with serious violent crimes before trial. The argument
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judges make, and it is often a good argument, is
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that somebody should not sit in a cell for two
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years awaiting a trial when technology can watch them instead.
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That argument only works if the technology is actually being
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watched by somebody. In this case, the data existed the
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whole time. Every trailhead, every restaurant, the airport, the hotels.
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It sat on a private company's server while a man
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accused of murder ran his week. Nobody looked at it
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until prosecutors went and asked for it after a news broadcast.
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A monitor that records where you are is not supervision.
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It is a receipt you can read afterward. Trial is
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10 months away. His next hearing is a virtual one
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on November 3rd. Suzanne Morphew has been dead for six years.
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She lay in a shallow grave for three of them.
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And this week, the hearing about her husband was not
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about whether he killed her. It was about Whole Foods
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and a trailhead, and whether a man can be trusted
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to stay in his own house, Suzanne Morphew. Someone has
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to say her name. When we come back, the Toledo
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lawyer case is everywhere, and the funny part is not
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the real part. We covered this case last Tuesday when
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the verdict came in, and since then, it has taken
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off online in a way I did not expect. Matthew Exton, 43,
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was convicted on September 5th in Lucas County, Ohio, of
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attempted murder, two counts of felonious assault, and multiple firearm specifications.
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He was acquitted on one remaining assault count. He faces
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up to 25 years when Judge Gary Cook sentences him
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on September 21st. And the internet has decided this is
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the funniest criminal case of the year. I understand why.
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Let me lay out the parts people are sharing. He
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