Sept. 4, 2025

World Leaders Mock Trump While His Own Guy Spills Epstein Tea

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Gavin Newsom claims foreign leaders are laughing behind Trump's back, and we've got the UN footage to prove it. Trump responded by staying up until 2 AM frantically Googling dirt on Governor Wes Moore because Moore called his memory "comical." But the real bombshell came when MAGA Congressman Mike Collins casually admitted Trump is probably in the Epstein files - then tried to spin it as Trump being the hero whistleblower. We break down the international mockery evidence, Trump's late-night revenge posting, and how his own supporters accidentally became his worst enemies.

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Callaroga Shark media from Washington, DC, where nobody is making

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fun of Trump. This is valid. That's right. Trump is

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well respected and totally healthy. Let's hit this. I'm Patrick

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Gutfield and California Governor Gavin Newsom delivered what might be

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the most devastating diplomatic assessment since someone told the Emperor

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he had no clothes. After Trump spent years boasting about

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how much foreign leaders supposedly respect him, Newsom dropped a

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truth bomb. They're laughing behind his back. Newsom claims this

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insight comes from dozens and dozens of encounters with foreign leaders,

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which raises an interesting question. Exactly how many world leaders

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has the governor of California been hanging out with? Is

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there some sort of VIP section at diplomatic events where

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Newsom just wanders around collecting gossip? Oh hey, Chancellor Merkle,

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what do you really think about Trump? Don't worry, I'm

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from California. We're cool. But here's the thing. We actually

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have video evidence of this. Remember that footage from Buckingham

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Palace where you can literally see world leaders whispering and

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chuckling while Trump walks by. It looked like the mean

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girl's cafeteria scene, except instead of Regina George, it was

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Emmanuel Macrone saying on Wednesdays, we wear diplomatic immunity. The

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body language in that video was brutal. You had Justin

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Trudeau doing his best impression of someone trying not to

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laugh at a funeral, while other leaders were practically elbowing

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each other, like did you hear what he said about

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trade deficits? And then there was that unforgettable moment at

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the twenty eighteen UN General Assembly when Trump bragged about

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his accomplishments and the entire room, the entire room burst

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into laughter. It wasn't polite, diplomatic chuckling either. It was

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full on belly laughs. Trump tried to play it off

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by saying he didn't expect that reaction, which somehow made

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it even more cringeworthy. That's like bombing at a comedy

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club and then saying I was going for confused silence.

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The man literally turned the United Nations into his own

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personal roast, except he wasn't the host. He was the

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guest of honor getting roasted. Nothing says commanding international respect

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like accidentally turning your foreign policy speech into open mic

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night at the comedy Cellar. Newsom has been trolling Trump

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on social media for weeks, apparently adopting Trump's own bombastic

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style to mock him. That's like using someone's own finishing

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move against them and wrestling, except instead of a body slam,

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it's excessive capitalization and random exclamation points. Gavin Newsom is

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doing tremendous work in California. Many people are saying it bigly.

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What's remarkable is that Trump built his entire political brand

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on being this master negotiator who commands respect on the

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world stage, the art of the deal, the ultimate deal maker.

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But according to Newsom, the reality is more like everyone

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else gathered around the international relations table thinking should we

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tell him he's losing or just let him figure it out. Trump,

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who is totally healthy, stayed up until two am scrolling

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through old news articles like a scorn teenager stalking their

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ex on Instagram. Our seventy nine year old president is

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apparently keeping vampire hours frantically googling dirt on Governor Wes

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Moore because Moore called his memory absolutely comical. Nothing says

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I have excellent cognitive function, like posting decade old scandals

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at two in the morning because someone questioned your brain

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power Trump's brilliant defense strategy. My memory is perfect. Let

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me prove it by remembering every slight from the Bush administration,

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the scandal Trump dug up more mistakenly put a bronze

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star on a job application in two thousand and six

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that he never actually received. Embarrassing, sure worth losing sleep

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over twenty years later, only if you're Donald Trump. But

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here's the beautiful irony. Trump is criticizing more for military

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honors confusion, while Moore is calling him President bone spurs.

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That's a reference to Trump's Vietnam deferment courtesy of a

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family friend doctor who diagnosed him with bone spurs. More

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convenient than a note from his mom. Oh, this is awkward.

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Mega Congressman Mike Collins just accidentally became the world's worst

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campaign surrogate by casually confirming that, yes, Trump is probably

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in the Epstein files. That's like being asked if your

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friend robbed a bank and responding, yeah, but he was

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just casing the joint for the FBI. Collins was at

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a county GOP meeting when a constituent asked the million

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dollar question about whether Trump appears in the Epstein documents.

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Instead of doing the standard political dodge. I haven't seen

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the files or that speculation, Collins just went full honesty mode. Yeah,

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I'm sure he's in there. You can practically hear Trump's

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legal team collectively face palming from Washington. This is not

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how you handle damage control when your own so are

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confirming the thing you're trying to deny. Maybe it's time

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to find new supporters. But Collins had an explanation. He

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thinks Trump's in the files because Trump was the one

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helping the FBI. According to Collins, Trump kicked Epstein out

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of mar A Lago and called the authorities, So Trump's

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name is in there as the whistleblower, not the perpetrator.

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That's like being listed in a police report as the

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guy who called nine to one one and then having

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everyone assume you committed the crime. The constituent then asked

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the logical follow up, so are you going to vote

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to release them? And Colins said absolutely, they should release everything.

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We're aligned with Collins there. I wonder how he feels

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about using AI to write jokes for a silly podcast.

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Trump's response to all this, that's old news, which is

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possibly the most Trump way to handle a scandal, just

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declare it boring and hope everyone moves on. Yeah, I

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might be in there, but we've already talked about this

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next quar question. Or maybe he was talking about how

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sometimes we pre tape an episode so we can take

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a day off. Thanks for listening, mister president. Now release

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the Epstein files.