Oct. 29, 2024

Why Kamala Harris hasn't been on the Joe Rogan Experience

Show Notes
Transcript

Joe Rogan explains why Harris hasn't been on.

Harris appears to be a bad actress with an "oopsie, open mic" moment

Tim Walls sucks at Madden.

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Calaruga shark media from Kalamazoo, where really Kamala Harris had

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no idea. The Mike's were on this is ballot.

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That's right, and Tim Wall sucks at Madden. At least

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he didn't drop a sea word like everyone else wanted to.

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Okay, let's hit this well, folks.

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Looks like Joe Rogan's been playing political talent agent. Two

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months ago, he suggested Trump should hire comedian Tony Hinchcliff

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to right bangers. Rogan's big idea, get Trump some comic writers,

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as if the former president needs help making people gasp

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in horror. It's like suggesting we should add caffeine to

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Red Bull, Completely unnecessary and potentially dangerous for everyone involved.

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And wow, did that backfire faster than a mar A

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Lago plumbing job. Hinchcliff showed up at Madison Square Garden

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and dropped a monologue so controversial even the Trump campaign

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had to say, not it. When you're too spicy for

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a guy who called America a garbage can for the world,

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maybe it's time to workshop your material a bit more.

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Jd Vance just gave us his hot take on the

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Hingecliff situation, and it's about as nuanced as a brick

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through a window vance, pulling off the impressive feet of

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defending a joke he admits he hasn't even heard. Is

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basically saying, Hey, I don't know what was said, but

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whatever it was, you're all snowflakes. That's like reviewing a

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restaurant you've never been to. Sure you can do it,

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but maybe don't. And get this, he suggests we all

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need to take a chill pill, because nothing says serious

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political leader quite like using phrases from nineteen ninety five?

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What's next telling us to talk to the hand about inflation?

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The best part he thinks, we can't restore the greatness

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of American civilization if we get offended by jokes, right,

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because when historians look back at the Fall of Rome,

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they always point to that one time everyone got too

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sensitive about comedy club material. Meanwhile, the Harris can campaign

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is turning this whole mess into adds faster than Trump

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can say, San Juan. While Hinchcliffe was bombing harder than

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an open mic night at a funeral, Harris was announcing

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a Puerto Rico Opportunity Economy task Force. Joe Rogan tweeted

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for the record the Harris campaign has not passed on

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doing the podcast. They offered a date for Tuesday, but

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I would have had to travel to her and they

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only wanted to do an hour. I strongly feel the

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best way to do it is in the studio in Austin.

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My sincere wish is to just have a nice conversation

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and get to know her as a human being. I

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really hope we can make it happen. The Daily Beast

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reported Trump's campaign knew about Hinchcliffe's material beforehand. They were

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basically comedy editors, except with all the editorial judgment of

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a drunk toddler with a sharpie. They caught one super

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offensive joke and where Tony would have called Harris the

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sea word like whoe too far, then apparently dozed off

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for the rest of the script review. Remember when political

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rallies were just boring speeches about tax policy.

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Those were the days.

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Now we're out here fact checking comedy sets like their

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congressional testimony.

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What a time to be alive.

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Meanwhile, speaking of the Seaword, it looks like Elon Musk's

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Superpack is trying to speed run getting banned from its

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own platform. They posted then deleted and add about Kamala

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Harris that was about as classy as a Tesla cybertruck

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at a black tie dinner. The America Pack, which should

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really be called the how do you do Fellow Americans Pack,

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tried to pull off what they thought was clever wordplay

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involving the sea word. Yeah, that sea word, which could

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have had a big day for itself if not for

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all the editing. And get this, Musk has pumped seventy

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five million dollars into this superpack. That's right, the guy

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who bought Twitter to protect free speech is now spending

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millions to post middle school insults and run possibly illegal

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voter lotteries. It's like if a Bond villain decided to

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become a social media influencer. Speaking of those lotteries, Philadelphia, DA,

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Larry Krasner is soon doing faster than you can say.

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This feels sketchy.

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Apparently offering voters a million bucks a day might not

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be totally legal.

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Who knew? Besides, you know, everyone with a law degree.

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The whole thing reads like a billionaire's midlife crisis got

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loose on social media. At this rate, Musk's next brilliant

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campaign strategy will be changing his profile pick to Let's

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Go Brandon and calling it political genius. I haven't seen

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someone spend this much money to embarrass themselves publicly since, well,

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since Elon bought Twitter. At least he's consistent. Well, folks,

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big news from Kalamazoo. And no, that's not a made

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up word, though it sounds like something you'd catch from

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drinking too much kombucha. Vice President Harris and Governor Whitmer

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just had the most staged hot mic moment since Pete

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Davidson practiced his Kim Kardashian breakup speech. There they were

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at the track House bar and grill, surrounded by enough

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recording equipment to film a Christopher Nolan movie, when Harris

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suddenly realizes there are microphone around. I haven't seen acting

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this convincing since Mark Zuckerberg tried to prove he was

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human by drinking water. The bombshell revelation Harris needs more

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male voters, shocking stuff. Next thing you'll tell me is

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that water is wet or that Trump needs more Dictionary readers.

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The polls show Trump leading with men fifty five percent

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to forty one percent, which is the biggest gap between

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men and women since someone invented the that's what she

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said joke.

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But here's the real kicker.

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They're both wearing clip on mics, there are boom mics overhead,

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and they're surrounded by more cameras than a Kardashian birthday party.

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Yet Harris acts surprised about being recorded. Come on, I've

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seen more convincing plot twists in airport romance novels. If

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she wants to reach mail voters, maybe she could ask

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Trump to have Tony Hinchcliffe do some jokes insulting men.

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We had the AI rite some for Tony.

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Men walking into voting booths like they're walking into Costco.

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No plan, no list, just vibes and the confidence that

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whatever they pick must be right. They're out here treating

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ballot measures like they treat their health, ignoring all the

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warning signs until it's way too late. The average male

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voter spends more time researching their March Madness bracket than

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their local candidates. That's not even a joke, that's just math.

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There's an island of floating garbage out there. They are

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called men. I bet Tony will like that last one.

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Obama just rolled into Philadelphia like your cool uncle, showing

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up at Thanksgiving dinner to save everyone from awkward political conversations,

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except in this case, he's here to start them. And

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the last time you saw your uncle, he seemed like

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he was like forty, and now he looks like an

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old man. He's out here telling men that supporting Trump

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isn't macho, it's fake macho. Coming from the guy who

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had to quit smoking to run for president, that's a

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pretty bold stance. The rally turned into quite the retirement

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home concert tour, with Bruce Springsteen showing up to declare

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Trump wants to be an American tyrant. The Boss is

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so worried about democracy he played dancing in the dark,

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which coincidentally is also how most voters feel about their

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options right now.

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Then John Legend appeared. He reminded everyone.

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That freedom is at stake, which is celebrity speak for

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please remember I'm politically active. Team Trump fired back, saying

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Democrats are desperate for bringing out Obama and celebrities, because

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nothing says we're winning quite like having kil Tony open

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for you at Madison Square Garden. The best part, Obama

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kept telling the crowd, nobody can hear your booze, but

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they can hear your vote booze. Maybe they were just

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chanting bruise. Well, folks, grab your playbooks, because we've got

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a political fumble that'll make the Jets playoff history look good.

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Governor Tim Walls, who swears he was a football coach,

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sucks at Madden. Walls just tried to score some points

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with male voters by playing Madden on Twitch with AOC.

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Because nothing says I understand the common man quite like

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two politicians pretending to understand video games. And nothing screams

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cool more than Tim Wall's playing video games with AOC.

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Walls posted that AOC could.

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Run a mean pick six, which is like saying someone

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could throw a great tackle or kick a fantastic first down.

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For those keeping score at home, that's the political equivalent

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of your dad saying he's going to do a TikTok.

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J d Vance jumped on this faster than a linebacker

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on a loose ball, claiming he knows more.

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About football than Walls.

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Bold statement from a guy whose idea of contact sports

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is probably debating tech bros about venture capital. You know

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your appeal to mail voters has backfired when you're getting

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roasted harder than the Jets.

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In a playoff game.

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Wait, that joke bombed harder than Tony Hinchcliffe because the

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Jets are never in playoff games. Maybe next time, Walls

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should just challenge putin to a game of Call of Duty.

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Couldn't be any worse than this. Portions of today's program

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were made with the help of the X Button, AI

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and Tony Hinchcliffe.