Nov. 6, 2024

Who won the election?

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Transcript

With Trump winning the election, Mac Davies explains how he's been a big Trunp supporter all along and never made fun of the guy, not even once.

I guess that Iowa poll was wrong.

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Callaroga shark media from America where Trump rules and Harris drools.

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This is ballot, that's right. I knew Trump would win.

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I mean, how could he not with that great hair,

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those big hands, and his overall great ideas. I had

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your back all the way. Don Let's hit this well.

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I guess Tony Hinchcliff is off the hook, and that

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Iowa poll was wrong, and Kamala. I hope meeting Maya

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Rudolph was worth blowing off Joe Rogan. You guys see

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the stock market today, absolutely beautiful, folks. The Trump train

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isn't just leaving the station. It's doing wheelies. You know

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what Wall Street loves more than cocaine and shoulder pads,

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Donald Trump. The dollar is flexing so hard against other currencies,

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it's like watching my mother in law dominate a Golden

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Corral buffet. Up two point nine percent. That's the kind

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of number that makes Joe Biden think it's the thermostat

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Joe Biden, remember him. Apparently voters did well, folks, Our

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boy did it. And let me tell you as someone

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who has definitely, absolutely one hundred percent been teamed Trump

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since day one, or at least since my agent told

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me this was the only way to keep my show,

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and my lawyer told me it was the best way

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to avoid the gulag. This is just beautiful. Trump gave

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his victory speech in West Palm Beach, which is basically

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like regular Florida, but with more money laundering. And speaking

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of laundering, Kamala Harris's campaign hopes just got absolutely cleaned

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and pressed. Now, sure, technically Harris hasn't conceded the race yet,

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but since when has Trump waited for silly things like

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official results or mathematical certainty or basic democratic norms. That's

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what makes him so special, folks. He brought up jd Vance,

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who he called a good choice for VP coming from Trump.

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That's like getting a five star Yelp review that says

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Foo didn't make me sick, and honestly, as someone who's

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been riding the Trump train forever, wink I couldn't be.

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Elon Musk got a shout out as a new star

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because apparently being worth two hundred billion dollars in owning

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half the Internet makes you an up and comer. That's

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like calling McDonald's an exciting new restaurant startup. Dana White

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from UFC even showed up to talk about karma, which

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makes sense because if anyone knows about getting repeatedly hit

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in the head, it's the UFC guy. You know what

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really got me though, Trump said God spared his life

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for a reason, and as someone who's definitely been a

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true believer this whole time, I couldn't agree more that reason.

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To make the next four years of my show absolutely hilarious,

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I mean to make America great again. Well, folks, looks

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like Kamala Harris just learned the hard way that being

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Biden's backup singer doesn't automatically make you Taylor Swift. And

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trust me, as someone who's definitely been on the right

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side of history this whole time, I saw this coming.

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Please don't check my old tweets. She went on The

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View you know that show where middle aged women yell

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at each other about politics, and when they asked what

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she'd do differently than Biden, she said, not a thing. Well,

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there's your first problem. That's like saying you'd keep everything

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about the Titanic the same, except maybe add more icebergs.

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David Axelrod called her TV moment disastrous, which is political

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consultants speak for yikes. On bikes. And let me tell you,

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as someone who's been Team Trump since forever, this was

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better than watching my mother in law try to parallel

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Park Harris tried making this election about Trump. That's like

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trying to make a Michael Jordan documentary about Scottie Pippen.

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Our guy Trump's been living rent free in everyone's head

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so long, he's probably claiming it as a tax deduction.

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The only demographic she really connected with was people who

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think vice president is a good thing to put on

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your resume. But I'll check with JD about that one.

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You know what really gets me though, as someone who's

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totally been backing Trump since day one, I gotta say

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maybe running on a platform of I'm exactly like the

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guy everyone's mad at wasn't the best strategy. But what

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do I know who's definitely never changed his political opinions

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for ratings? Well, folks, looks like we've got ourselves a

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real nailbier in the house. And as someone who's definitely

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been team Trump since birth, I gotta tell you this

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is more suspenseful than watching my uncle try to explain

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cryptocurrency at Thanksgiving. The Democrats are clinging to hope like

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it's the last slice of pizza. At a weight watchers meeting,

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they managed to flip some seats in New York, which,

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let's be honest, is about as surprising as finding a

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rat in a subway station. But hey, they're taking their

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wins where they can get them. Our man Trump, being

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the humble guy, he is already declared victory for the

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House Republicans. Portions of today's program were created with the

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help of AI Wisconsin, Michigan, Pennsylvania, and Joe Biden. There's

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a good shot I'll drop another episode later today. It's

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early yet. Also, my agent is talking to ABC about

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me taking over eleven thirty while Jimmy Kimmel is in

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the gulag. Big day, folks,