Who is Amber Rose? PLUS Did Trump fall asleep at the Republican National Convention?

WEBVTT

1
00:00:03.120 --> 00:00:09.519
Caalaroga shark media from the Republican National
Convention, where white people were googling who

2
00:00:09.560 --> 00:00:13.199
is Amber Rose? This is Fallid. That's right, We're live from the

3
00:00:13.240 --> 00:00:16.920
convention where a teary eyed, quiet
man with orange hair was fighting to stay

4
00:00:16.920 --> 00:00:20.960
awake at his own party. Let's
hit this. Let's start with the end

5
00:00:21.000 --> 00:00:25.440
of the night. Trump walked off
to journeys Don't stop Believing. Great song,

6
00:00:25.519 --> 00:00:30.879
But um, did none of you
watch the Sopranos finale? Seems nobody

7
00:00:30.879 --> 00:00:34.880
thought that one through. It looks
like Donald Trump might have found the one

8
00:00:34.920 --> 00:00:39.320
thing that can trump his love for
the spotlight. A good nap. The

9
00:00:39.399 --> 00:00:43.880
man who once bragged about only needing
four hours of sleep apparently decided to catch

10
00:00:43.960 --> 00:00:48.079
up on some z's right in the
middle of the Republican National Convention talk about

11
00:00:48.119 --> 00:00:53.079
power napping. While Harmy Dillon was
delivering what I'm sure was a riveting speech,

12
00:00:53.560 --> 00:00:58.960
Trump seemed to be dreaming of well, probably himself. Meanwhile, his

13
00:00:59.000 --> 00:01:03.640
new BFFJD Evance was wide awake next
to him, probably wondering if he should

14
00:01:03.679 --> 00:01:08.480
poke the bear er I mean,
the former president. Trump critics are having

15
00:01:08.519 --> 00:01:11.920
a field day with this. They're
sharing the video faster than Trump can say

16
00:01:11.959 --> 00:01:17.760
fake news. It's like Christmas came
early for the anti Trump crowd. But

17
00:01:17.840 --> 00:01:22.040
let's be fair here. Maybe Trump
wasn't sleeping. Maybe he was just resting

18
00:01:22.040 --> 00:01:27.120
his eyes for an extended period while
sitting down in public. Or perhaps he

19
00:01:27.159 --> 00:01:33.719
was doing some deep meditation on how
to make America great again again while unconscious.

20
00:01:34.040 --> 00:01:38.760
Anyway, it was an electric night
here at the convention. Except for

21
00:01:38.799 --> 00:01:42.879
the sleepy guy in the VIP seats. It looks like we've entered the humbled

22
00:01:42.959 --> 00:01:46.159
Trump timeline. I know, I
know, I'm as shocked as you are.

23
00:01:46.680 --> 00:01:51.599
It's like seeing Bigfoot riding a unicorn
while eating avocado toast. Donald Trump,

24
00:01:51.799 --> 00:01:53.760
the man who's never met a spotlight
he didn't like, made his entrance

25
00:01:53.760 --> 00:01:59.239
at the RNC with all the subtlety
of a WWE wrestler, if that wrestler

26
00:01:59.239 --> 00:02:04.640
had just survived in assassination attempt.
Trump made his grand entrance sporting a bandage

27
00:02:04.640 --> 00:02:08.800
that's probably bigger than his ego.
The delegates chanted fight, but Trump looked

28
00:02:08.800 --> 00:02:14.000
about as combative as a koala on
Xanax. For once, there was no

29
00:02:14.159 --> 00:02:19.439
village people shimmy, no practice scowl, no mischievous smirk. It's like someone

30
00:02:19.479 --> 00:02:23.360
replaced the Trump we know with a
lifetime movie version of himself. Even his

31
00:02:23.439 --> 00:02:27.080
signature fist pump and thumbs up looked
like they were operating at half power.

32
00:02:27.840 --> 00:02:31.199
Maybe he's saving energy for his next
tweetstorm. Oh wait, and then there's

33
00:02:31.199 --> 00:02:35.960
Donald Trump Junior, tearing up like
he just watched the Notebook for the first

34
00:02:36.000 --> 00:02:39.039
time. Who knew that Trump's had
tear ducks? But the real shocker.

35
00:02:39.680 --> 00:02:45.479
Trump looked overwhelmed. It's as if
he suddenly realized he's not just playing president

36
00:02:45.479 --> 00:02:49.439
on TV anymore. As Kelly Ann
Conway put it, he got a second

37
00:02:49.520 --> 00:02:53.919
lease on life. Let's hope this
one comes with better property management. And

38
00:02:53.000 --> 00:02:57.719
to cap it all off, we
had Amber Rose declaring the GOP as her

39
00:02:57.759 --> 00:03:00.919
people, because nothing says grand old
part like a model an activist known for

40
00:03:00.960 --> 00:03:05.599
her work on SlutWalk. I guess
in twenty twenty four, the Big Tent

41
00:03:05.719 --> 00:03:09.479
includes stripper poles. J. D. Vance, Trump's new sidekick, got

42
00:03:09.479 --> 00:03:15.280
the VP nod just twenty minutes before
the announcement. Talk about a last minute

43
00:03:15.280 --> 00:03:20.039
decision. Speaking of Vance, he's
gone from Trump critic to Trump cheerleader faster

44
00:03:20.120 --> 00:03:23.319
than you can say political flip flop. I'm sure the Democrats are already dusting

45
00:03:23.319 --> 00:03:28.280
off those old anti Trump quotes for
their attack ads. It's like a political

46
00:03:28.360 --> 00:03:32.560
version of this you. Then there
was Ron Johnson's little teleprompter mishap. He

47
00:03:32.599 --> 00:03:38.879
accidentally read an old speech calling democratic
policies a clear and present danger instead of

48
00:03:38.919 --> 00:03:42.840
the new Kombaya version. Oops.
I guess even in the age of unity,

49
00:03:43.120 --> 00:03:46.479
old habits die hard. Meanwhile,
Joe Biden had a night about as

50
00:03:46.479 --> 00:03:52.039
successful as Pete Alonso in the home
Run derby. In his interview with Lester

51
00:03:52.120 --> 00:03:54.599
Holt, Biden pulled off a move
that would make a yoga instructor proud,

52
00:03:55.199 --> 00:04:00.879
expressing concern for Trump's well being while
simultaneously pointing the finger at him for raising

53
00:04:00.879 --> 00:04:05.159
the political temperature. It's like saying, I'm glad you're okay, but also

54
00:04:05.639 --> 00:04:11.080
this is kind of your fault.
Biden also played the I'm rubber your glue

55
00:04:11.120 --> 00:04:15.960
game when it comes to inflammatory rhetoric. He admitted his bullseye comment was a

56
00:04:15.000 --> 00:04:19.839
mistake, but then quickly pivoted to
but Trump said this, It's like watching

57
00:04:19.879 --> 00:04:25.959
a political version of he started it
on the Secret Service front. Biden's giving

58
00:04:26.000 --> 00:04:30.399
them his full confidence, while also
saying their performance is an open question.

59
00:04:30.480 --> 00:04:34.040
Talk about a vote of confidence with
an asterisk. And let's not forget his

60
00:04:34.120 --> 00:04:39.639
reaction to Trump picking JD. Vance
as his running mate. Biden's basically saying,

61
00:04:40.079 --> 00:04:43.560
I'm not surprised Trump picked someone who
agrees with him, even though that

62
00:04:43.639 --> 00:04:47.959
someone used to think Trump was the
worst thing since unsliced bread. Great modern

63
00:04:48.040 --> 00:04:57.040
day reference there, Joe. Let's
just say a lot of people were googling

64
00:04:57.120 --> 00:05:00.480
who is Amber Rose? Last night? Amber Rose, model, rapper,

65
00:05:00.759 --> 00:05:06.480
reality TV star, and now apparently
the GOP's newest poster child. Rose,

66
00:05:06.639 --> 00:05:11.600
with her face tattoos of her kids'
names Bash and Slash, told the crowd

67
00:05:11.680 --> 00:05:15.279
she's no politician. Well, honey, with that kind of flip flop,

68
00:05:15.480 --> 00:05:18.639
you're more qualified than half of Washington. She claims she changed her mind after

69
00:05:18.680 --> 00:05:24.199
doing her research. I'm not sure
if binge watching Trump rallies counts as research,

70
00:05:24.680 --> 00:05:29.120
but hey, who am I to
judge. Maybe she confused make America

71
00:05:29.160 --> 00:05:32.240
Great Again with make Amber grade again. And let's not forget her grand finale.

72
00:05:32.879 --> 00:05:36.399
I put the red hat on two. It's like the political equivalent of

73
00:05:36.399 --> 00:05:41.560
Cinderella trying on the glass slipper,
except this fairy tale ends with a maga

74
00:05:41.560 --> 00:05:44.720
cap instead of a tiara. So
there you have it. Folks, who

75
00:05:44.720 --> 00:05:48.519
needs consistency when you've got celebrity endorsements? Right, Stay tuned for the next

76
00:05:48.560 --> 00:05:53.560
episode of Keeping Up with the Conservatives. And just when you thought this election

77
00:05:53.639 --> 00:05:57.480
couldn't get any weirder, we've got
Donald Trump and Robert F. Kennedy Junior

78
00:05:57.720 --> 00:06:00.639
having a little ted at ted in
Milwaukee. It's like the political equivalent of

79
00:06:00.639 --> 00:06:04.360
the Sharks and Jets from West Side
Story deciding to grab a coffee together.

80
00:06:04.959 --> 00:06:10.439
Trump, ever, the deal maker, is apparently trying to woo RFK Junior

81
00:06:10.439 --> 00:06:14.360
into his corner. I guess he
figured if he can't beat those Kennedy jeans,

82
00:06:14.519 --> 00:06:16.240
he might as well try to join
him. But hold your horses.

83
00:06:17.040 --> 00:06:23.279
They're claiming this meeting was all about
national unity. Kennedy's team insists he's not

84
00:06:23.360 --> 00:06:27.319
dropping out of the race. He's
apparently the only candidate who's pro environment,

85
00:06:27.480 --> 00:06:30.800
pro choice, anti war, and
beats Trump in head to head poles.

86
00:06:30.480 --> 00:06:33.920
It's like he's trying to be the
political equivalent of a Swiss army knife,

87
00:06:34.199 --> 00:06:39.680
a tool for every voter an RFK
Junior endorsement could really shake things up.

88
00:06:40.120 --> 00:06:45.160
It's like adding halapanos to your political
popcorn. Spicy, unexpected, and guaranteed

89
00:06:45.160 --> 00:06:49.160
to give some people indigestion. Speaking
of indigestion, the Continental Breakfast at the

90
00:06:49.160 --> 00:06:55.160
place the bosses at Calaroga Shark Media
have a staying at isn't all that impressive.

91
00:06:55.560 --> 00:06:59.199
Make your own waffles in lukewarm coffee
isn't a great way to start the

92
00:06:59.279 --> 00:07:01.040
day if you're looking for me to
work until eleven pm every night. This

93
00:07:01.160 --> 00:07:05.160
week, at least there were some
nice ladies in the parking lot asking if

94
00:07:05.160 --> 00:07:11.120
I needed a date. Nope,
I'm good. Portions of today's program were

95
00:07:11.160 --> 00:07:15.079
made with the help of AI,
but not the breakfast part. If you'd

96
00:07:15.120 --> 00:07:18.040
like this program without commercials, pay
more attention to the promo that runs every

97
00:07:18.040 --> 00:07:21.519
episode, or click on the link
in the show notes. I might be

98
00:07:21.560 --> 00:07:24.680
back later. Let's see what happens
today.