Sept. 22, 2024

What's the story with RFK, Cheryl Hines, Olivia Nuzzi and Mac Davies?

Show Notes
Transcript

So seems like maybe perhaps Olivia sent RFK some nudes. Cheryl's off posting Instas in Milan. Mac Davies is trying to date Cheryl, and Mac's crazy ex-girlfriend Norma is sending wacko texts.

You know things are crazy when we don't even MENTION Trump.

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Callaroga Shark Media from Washington, DC, where apparently our host

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Mac Davies doesn't mind working Sunday. All of a sudden,

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this is baland that's right. If I have a chance

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at dating Cheryl Hines, I'm gonna take it. So let's

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hit this well. I've been trying to tell Cheryl Hines

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she needs to date a younger guy with his own podcast.

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Maybe this will do the trick. We've got ourselves a

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real life episode of Keeping Up with the Kennedys, only

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this time it's less Camelot and more came a lot

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of trouble. RFK Junior, at the ripe young age of seventy,

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apparently thought he was starring in his own political rom com.

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Spoiler alert, it's more of a tragedy. Our protagonist, the

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dashing conspiracy theorist with a name that screams I have

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family money, decided to brag about having intimate photos of

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reporter Olivia Nutzi because nothing says presidential material like bragging

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about your sexting game. Right. Meanwhile, Nutzi, who's probably regretting

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every life choice that led to this moment, initially denied

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the affair faster than a Kennedy denies vaccines, but eventually

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she came clean, probably realizing that in journalism, like in politics,

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the cover up is always worse than the crime. Now

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I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure demure nudes is

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an oxymoron. It's like saying humble politician or truthful conspiracy theory.

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And let's not forget Cheryl Hines, who's probably wishing she

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could curb his enthusiasm right about now. So there you

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have it, folks, RFK Junior proving that the apple doesn't

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fall far from the tree, especially when that tree is

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in a Kennedy orchard. And remember, in politics, it's not

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the size of your policy that matters, it's how you

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use it, or in this case, how you don't. Well

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well well, looks like the Kennedy family drama is back

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for another season. And here I thought succession was over. Folks,

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it seems Cheryl Hines is and exactly curbing her enthusiasm

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when it comes to her hubbies' extracurricular activities. A source

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tells The New York Post that Hines isn't just some

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little housewife at home, no siri. She's financially independent, which

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is good news. For her, because it looks like she

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might need to be shopping for a good divorce lawyer

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soon and a younger boyfriend with his own podcast. As

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for Olivia Nuzzi, she went from writing hit pieces to

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being in the middle of one. Cheryl Hines, who probably

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should get herself a younger boyfriend with his own podcast,

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made her first public appearance since news broke that her

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husband was allegedly playing twenty Questions with Olivia And where

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does she choose to make this grand re entry into

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society Milan Fashion Week, of course, because nothing says I'm

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not bothered like strutting your stuff in the fashion capital

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of the world. Cheryl also celebrated her fifty ninth birthday

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sharing Instagram stories like its business as usual. She posted

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a photo with her daughter Catherine and stepdaughter Kira, captioned

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me and my girls. No mention of RFK Junior. I

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guess he didn't make the cut for family photo day.

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We have another whale of a tail coming from the

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Kennedy camp. And when I say whale, I mean an

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actual whale, or at least part of one. Apparently the

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FEDS are investigating RFK Junior for allegedly going all Captain

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ahab on a beached whale about twenty years ago, but

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instead of harpooning it, he supposedly went at it with

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a chainsaw. Talk about a unique take on bring your

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kid to workday. According to his daughter's recollection, this wasn't

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just any family road trip. Picture this a mini van

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cruising down the highway with a severed whalehead strapped to

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the roof, dripping whale juice yum into the windows. The

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Kennedy kids had to wear plastic bags over their heads

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with mouth holes. I guess that's one way to avoid

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the are we there yet? Questions? RFK Junior claims this

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investigation is tied to his endorsement of Trump, because nothing

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says political payback like digging up a two decade old

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way of a story. Right. This isn't even the first

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time RFK Junior has been linked to bizarre animal incidents.

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Last month, he claimed responsibility for the infamous Central Park

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bear mystery. At this rate, I'm half expecting him to

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confess to being the one who let the dogs out. Wow, folks,

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looks like we've got a real charmer on our hands.

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In North Carolina, Mark Robinson, the GOP nominee for governor

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is apparently auditioning for a new reality show, How to

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Lose a Governorship in ten Days or less. First off,

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let's address the elephant in the room, or should I

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say the Nazi in the forum? Robinson allegedly called himself

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a black Nazi, which is about his contradictory as jumbo shrimp,

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deafening silence or non cheating Kennedy. I guess he missed

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the memo on what Nazis actually stood for. And speaking

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of missing memos, Robinson seems to have skipped the one

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about how slavery is you know, bad. He allegedly wrote,

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slavery is not bad. Some people need to be slaves.

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I'm no historian, but I'm pretty sure we fought a

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whole war about this mark. Then there's his apparent fondness

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for Hitler. Look, I know politics can be rough, but

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comparing Washington to Hitler. But wait, there's more. Robinson, who

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publicly rails against transgender rights, supposedly enjoys that sort of porn.

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Talk about a plot twist. I guess in Robinson's world,

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what happens in the browser stays in the browser. Robinson

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denies all of this of course, he claims it's all

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manufactured and salacious tabloid lies, which, as politicians speak for,

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oh crap, they found my browser history. Remember North Carolina,

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vote early, vote often, and maybe clear your browser history

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before running for office. Portions of today's podcast were made

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with the help of AI, especially some of our recent

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online search. I know some of you like hearing about

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my crazy ex girlfriend Norma. Here's the latest texts. Why

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won't you text me back? Mac? Are you too busy

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dreaming about Cheryl Hines? Because newsflash, she's not coming to

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save you. I'm the one who knows your deepest, darkest secrets.

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It's like you're ghosting me on purpose. Are you scared

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I'll expose your pathetic obsession with Cheryl Hines, because trust me,

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that's way more entertaining than anything you could come up

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with for your stupid podcast nobody listens to. Do you

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really think you have a shot with Cheryl Hines? Please?

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The best you can do is that skank Kate. Is

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Kate even aware you're plotting your big move on Cheryl

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Cheryl Hines? Really, you must be delusional. I can't believe

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you're chasing after Cheryl Hines like you've got a chance,