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Callaroga Shark Media from Atlanta, where
I hope rfk's cable system gets CNN.
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This is ballot. The debate is
at nine pm Eastern and it's on CNN.
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Thanks for the download. Let's hit
this. Jimmy Kimmel joked. CNN
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says they'll use all tools at their
disposal to enforce timing and ensure a civilized
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discussion, which is a nice way
of saying Jake Tapper will be armed with
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a tranquilizer dart. All right,
folks, Tonight's the night, the showdown
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we've all been waiting for in these
wild twenty twenty four presidential elections, the
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Biden versus Trump rematch of twenty twenties
election armageddon comes to its grand stage as
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the two rivals prepared to square off
in a fiery debate clash. We haven't
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seen this level of hype and tension
since the infamous Emails Buttery mail incident that
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shook that last campaign cycle, And
just like then, you just know Trump
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is going to spend the first ten
minutes crudely referring to the twenty fifth consecutive
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Hillary run as the Crooked Left tour. Can Biden match Trump's verbal stamina,
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or will the old Joe stumble,
stammer and blame those infamous Delaware choo choos
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for his lack of composure. Place
your bets now. The former VEEP hasn't
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polished the silver since he debated ebonics
with Cornpop back in ODT seven. And
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then there's RFK Junior and the Patriot
Populace. They'll want to remind everyone what
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utter chaos occurred alongside the Delaware during
the oath taking incident. Shades of twenty
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twenty. I can see Trump's boo
yee chance already. But enough of that
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for shivering. It's showtime, woo. CNN's team is set to moderate this
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debate, which you can bet Fox
News viewers will loudly hate. By the
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way, have you heard about this
new decorum rule ABC has cooked up for
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some debates no heckling, no coughing, while others meaning Joe speak felony offenses.
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I swear to you so here,
I am wondering how they'll introduce the
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combatants. Will it be the usual
distinguished statesman while the TRUMPI and mister insult
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comic stick. Only time will tell
you know Trump he is going to come
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out swinging. After spending weeks railing
against Sleepy Joe on the campaign trail,
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We're surely in for a bombardment of
insults, gaffes, and off the cuff
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ramblings from both sides as they each
try to one up the other on stage.
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Buckle up. Trump has been relentlessly
lowering expectations about Biden's debate stamina and
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cognition, knowing full well their first
showdown could be a make or break moment.
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In true Trump fashion, he's already
hinting that Biden is bound to show
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up hopped up on stimulants just to
make it through. And of course,
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with Trump, you just know he's
going to try and bait Biden into losing
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his cool with gratuitous personal attacks in
that classic in your face Trump style.
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Can Grandpa Joe keep his composure or
will he finally snap and let the Donald
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get under his skin? But who
are we kidding? When is Trump ever
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played by the rules in a political
debate. We're surely in for an absolute
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circus from both both sides tonight,
full of baseless claims, projection, and
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petty insults galore. Maybe we'll get
lucky and they'll just spend the whole night
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bickering about the debate rules instead of
any actual substance, A full ninety minutes
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of no, you're the one who
can't follow the rules. Wouldn't that be
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a treat? In any case?
Buckle up, folks, It's going to
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be a long, ridiculous night of
political grand standing and utter nonsense from start
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to finish. Maybe grab some snacks
in a drink beforehand, because civility is
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sure to go out the window faster
than you can say, I declare bankruptcy.
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God bless the great American political circus. So what should we look for
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tonight besides hostile body language and how
many vitamins Team Biden gave Uncle Joe For
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Biden, the pressure is on to
prove his mental acuity and shake off the
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sleepy Joe caricature that Trump has endlessly
pushed. He can't afford any major gaffes,
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brain freezes, or befuddled moments that
would reinforce doubts about his sharpness.
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Conversely, Trump needs to avoid coming
across as unhinged, ranting about rigged elections
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or making it all about himself and
his grievances. That seems likely, doesn't
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it The debate isn't really for winning
over the respective party bases, who are
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locked in no matter what it's about, swaying those crucial swing voters who could
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go either way based on perceived poise, confidence, and command of the issues.
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Trump's task seems more straightforward, hammer
Biden on economic woes, the border
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crisis, crime rates, etc.
And make it a referendum on an unpopular
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administration, but he also needs to
articulate his vision for a second term.
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Biden will need to parry those attacks
with a robust defense of his terms accomplishments
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like job growth, while going on
offense against future Trump policies like pardoning January
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sixth rioters. The abortion issue could
be particularly fertile ground for unsettling some Trump
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supporters. Both men would be wise
to home in on three key thematic messages
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and use humanizing person stories to drive
them home. Staying on a fence and
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quickly pivoting from any defensive crouch will
also be crucial. The optics and post
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debate narrative could be all important too. If either candidate scores a decisive win
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in terms of poise and projecting leadership, it could tilt the entire race in
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his favor down the stretch, no
matter what, it's shaping up to be
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a highly consequential ninety minutes that could
make or break the entire election. The
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enormity of what's at stake means you
can expect a scorched earth, pull out
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all the stops performance from both men. Buckle Up, America. The twenty
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twenty four debate stage is going to
be absolutely wild. Portions of today's podcast
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