What is Project 2025? Is Obama pushing Biden out?

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Caalaroga Shark Media from Washington, DC, where our SEO guys said, what

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is Project twenty twenty five? Would
be good for downloads? This is ballot,

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that's right. We thought everyone would
want to dunk on the press conference

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from last night, but guess not. Let's hit this. So what exactly

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is Project twenty twenty five? Picture
the Heritage Foundation and their conservative pals huddling

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in a secret layer concocting a near
nine hundred page wish list for the next

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Republican overlord. It's like their Mandate
for Leadership series on steroids, full of

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grand ideas like axing the Commerce and
Education departments and deploying the military at the

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border. They also want to get
rid of porn, but I will remind

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them, without porn, there are
no porn stars. And without porn stars,

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who are you going to cheat on
your third wife with? And it's

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no coincidence that Trump's name pops up
in there more often than a Kardashian in

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a tabloid. Kevin Roberts, the
head honcho at Heritage, has dreams of

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sparking a second American Revolution, which
he assures us will stay bloodless if the

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Left allows it. Charming. He's
been cooking up this scheme since twenty twenty

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two, hoping it's the golden ticket
to a right wing utopia. Project twenty

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twenty five isn't shy about its radical
ideas. The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration

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gets a special shout out as a
climate change alarm industry villain, because you

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know, weather men are the real
enemy here. Despite Trump's who me routine,

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his fingerprints are all over Project twenty
twenty five. Key architects include his

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former budget director Russell T. Vaught
and personnel chief John mcintee, the guy

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who was Trump's broom in sweeping out
disloyal officials. Trump may claim he's clueless

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about the whole thing, but that's
like saying he doesn't know what a spray

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tan is. On abortion, Project
twenty twenty five is ready to go medieval,

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while Trump's official Agenda forty seven is
conspicuously silent. Trump's been waffling on

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the issue like it's a game of
political twister, trying to avoid making waves

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post Roe v. Wade. In
the end, Project twenty twenty five is

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a smorgasboard of right wing dreams and
nightmares, depending on your perspective. Whether

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Trump acknowledges it or not, the
ties between his campaign and this hefty document

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are undeniable. It's like a political
soap opera, with Trump playing the role

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of the amnijiack villain who swears he's
never seen this plot before. The Washington

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Post has an editorial under the headline
opinion, Are we really going to give

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Trump a pass? Come on?
Man? Wait? Is that right?

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Does the headline say, come on
man? Yes, yes it does.

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Democracy dies in darkness man. The
Post rights the heavy handed attempt to force

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Biden to quit the race after his
disastrous debate has predictably backfired. Biden has

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dug in pitting elites against the people. Democrats are fighting among themselves. George

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Clooney is diagnosing Biden's mental competence.
He played doctor Doug ross on Er,

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after all, and Republicans can hardly
believe their good fortune as they portray Biden

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as a zombie with no good answer
to their attacks. Trump's doral rally was

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full of endless variations. On the
weekend at Bernie's Theme, Marco Rubio,

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now in the final round of auditions
to become Trump's running mate, warmed up

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the crowd by identifying a conspiracy to
hide Biden's mental condition. He went on,

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we know he's not calling the shots. Look, the guy's a figurehead

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for a shadow government of leftists that
are propping him up. Then came Donald

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Trump, Junior. We're running against
a party that wants to take away your

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AR fifteen, but they gave a
vegetable the nuclear codes, he began.

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He tried another. If Joe Biden
showed up to pick you up in an

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uber, would you get in the
car? Would you let your worst enemy

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get in that car? Maybe?
Maybe dumb to die? Right, folks?

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Well, I can answer that.
If Joe Biden picked me up in

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an uber, I would absolutely get
in, and I'd record an interview into

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my iPhone and then I'd have the
number one podcast, and then maybe we

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could afford to fly to Milwaukee next
week instead of taking a Greyhound bus.

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So yes, Don Junior, I
would get in. Now would I let

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my worst enemy get in? Did
you mean Norma? She can get in

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too. She should get home safe
to her nine cats. Jimmy Fallon continued

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his scathing commentary, saying the whispers
about Biden dropping out of the race or

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getting louder they're getting so loud Biden
can almost hear them. Biden hasn't seen

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this many people jump ship since he
took that vacation on the Titanic. The

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political drama never stops, does it. Barack Obama, the guy who once

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gave us yes, we can,
is now apparently saying, eh, maybe

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we shouldn't so. After Joe Biden's
debate performance that had Democrats booking one way

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tickets the Moon, Obama stepped up
to defend his old buddy Joe on X,

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saying, bad debate nights happen.
Trust me, I know, because

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nothing says everything's fine, like the
political equivalent of a pity pad on the

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back, but behind closed doors.
According to The Washington Post, Obama was

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practically shaking his head like a disappointed
dad at a little league game. He

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reportedly told his pals that Biden's path
to reelection just got tougher than finding an

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honest man at a used car dealership. Here's where it gets juicy. George

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Clooney, Hollywood silver fox and big
time Democratic donor, decided to play political

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assassin. He wrote an op ed
in The New York Times saying Biden should

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step down because Let's face it,
Biden's showing his age more than that old

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pair of sweatpants you just can't throw
away. Clooney even gave Obama a heads

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up before he published it, and
Obama he just nodded along like he was

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watching a particularly boring episode of Antique's
road Show. Politico tells us that Obama

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didn't exactly give Clooney a high five
for his move, but he also didn't

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slap the idea down. It's like
when you tell your friend you're gonna break

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up with their cousin and they just
shrug. Obama's lack of pushback is now

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causing Biden's camp to break out in
a cold sweat, suspecting the former pres

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might be playing puppet master behind the
scenes. As if the political soap opera

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couldn't get any better, Trump waddled
into the scene, swinging wildly on truth

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social He ripped into Clooney, calling
him a fake movie actor who never made

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a good film. Someone's definitely jealous
of Clooney's two oscars. Trump ranted that

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Biden, aka Crooked Joe, is
a disaster who's done everything from weaponizing law

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enforcement to letting people pour in from
prisons and mental institutions. It's like watching

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a fever dream on social media.
So what's the takeaway? Well, it

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seems Biden's camp is left defending the
president by pointing out that Clooney left a

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fundraiser three hours early, as if
that's proof Biden's got more stamina than a

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Hollywood a lister. Meanwhile, Trump's
camp is hoping Biden stays in the race

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because they figure he's easier to beat
than someone who hasn't recently mistaken Putin for

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Zelenski. On tomorrow's show, I'll
finally tell you which candidate allegedly ate a

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dog. That is, if Joe
and Don can keep it together this afternoon.

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By the time you're hearing this,
I'll be on a bus at the

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Port Authority with tomorrow's show already in
the can with the help of AI.

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Just like today's show. Keep it
together, guys, and no, I'm

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not on my way to the shorehouse. I'm taking a bus to Milwaukee.

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We don't have much budget on this
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the morning.