Trump's Truth Allergy and RFK's Hail Mary

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Calarogu Shark Media from Washington, DC, where the only thing more delusional than

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Trump's election claims is RFK Junior's campaign
strategy. This is valid. Donald Trump

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is still refusing to commit to accepting
the election results if he loses, while

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Robert F. Kennedy Junior had the
bright idea to call on President Biden to

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just drop out of the race,
let's hit this. In a recent interview

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with the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, Trump
refused to unconditionally accept the results of the

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upcoming twenty twenty four presidential election because
apparently the concept of a peaceful transfer of

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power is just too mainstream for him. Trump's exact words were, if everything's

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honest, I'll gladly accept the results. I don't change on that, But

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then he added the kicker, if
it's not, you have to fight for

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the right of the country. So
basically, he'll accept the results unless he

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loses, then it's time to break
out the tinfoil hats and start screaming about

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fraud. Trump also couldn't resist the
urge to repeat his false claims about winning

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Wisconsin in the twenty twenty election.
If you go back and look at all

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of the things that had been found
out. It showed that I won the

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election in Wisconsin, he said,
conveniently ignoring the fact that multiple recounts,

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audits, and court cases have proven
otherwise. And just in case anyone was

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still on the fence about his delusions, Trump added, it also showed I

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won the election in other locations,
right, because why stop at just one

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state when you can claim victory in
the entire country. It's like watching a

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toddler insists they won a game of
Candyland, even though everyone saw them skip

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half the board and eat the cards. Except instead of a sugary children's game,

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we're talking about the highest office in
the land. You know, you'd

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think that after inciting an insurrection and
facing multiple criminal investigations, Trump might want

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to lay low for a while,
But nope, He's still out there,

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sewing doubts about the integrity of our
elections and making a mockery of our democracy.

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It's almost as if he's allergic to
the truth, like if he ever

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accidentally uttered a factual statement, he
might break out in hives or something.

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Maybe that's why he surrounds himself with
yes men and sycophants. They act as

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a buffer against reality. But here's
the thing. No matter how many times

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Trump claims he won, no matter
how loudly he shouts about fraud, it

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doesn't change the fact that he lost. So, Donald, if you're listening

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to this, here's some free advice. Put down the Twitter, step away

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from the conspiracy theories, and maybe
take up a nice, calming hobby entertainment

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mogul. Jeffrey Katzenberg unloaded on Donald
Trump and Joe Biden in that special way

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only a blunt billionaire can on Trump, someone he claims to have known for

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fifty years. Katzenberg didn't mince words. He went on to call Trump a

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catastrophe who openly says and does whatever
horrible thing he's thinking, and, in

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a blistering compareion, Katzenberg even like
in Trump's harsh rhetoric and agenda to the

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rise of Hitler and the Nazis.
As for President Biden, it was a

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much rosier assessment, with Katzenberg calling
him one of the most decent human beings

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he knows after forty plus years of
friendship. When asked about potential changes to

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the debate rules to reign in Trump's
bluster, Katzenberg floated a simple solution.

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If you have two minutes to speak, you speak, and then at the

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end of two minutes, the mic
go's dead. Robert F. Kennedy Junior,

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the independent candidate who's currently trailing President
Joe Biden by a whopping thirty points

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in the polls, has a bold
new strategy call on Biden to drop out

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of the race to stop Donald Trump
from reclaiming the White House because apparently the

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best way to beat Trump is to
hand him the election on a silver platter.

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In a thirty minute presentation on campaign
polling, which I'm sure was riveting,

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Kennedy declared, we only have one
chance to beat Donald Trump, and

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we need nominee who can get the
job done, and that would be me,

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right, because nothing says electable like
a candidate who's polling in the single

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digits. Kennedy then called on Biden
to take a no spoiler pledge and withdraw

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from the race if he were to
perform worse than Kennedy in a head to

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head matchup with Trump in a massive
poll in mid October, because apparently the

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best way to determine who should be
the nominee is through a single poll,

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not through the democratic process of primaries
and elections. Of course, Kennedy was

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quick to point out that he would
be happy to make a similar appeal to

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Trump, but that the former president
is not a spoiler because he can actually

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win. Ouch. Talk about a
backhanded compliment. It's clear that Kennedy's presentation

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was aimed at responding to attacks from
both parties about his potential to swing the

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general election. Trump has been particularly
vocal in recent days saying that supporting Kennedy

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is a wasted vote, and Democrats
have even set up an operation with veteran

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campaigns strategists to combat third party threats
like Kennedy. But let's be real,

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Kennedy's proposal for Biden to drop out
is about as realistic as Trump admitting he

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lost the twenty twenty election. If
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