Trump's Polling Lead, and Nick Offerman's Bread vs. Dog Poop
We explore the latest CNN poll showing Donald Trump's steady lead over President Joe Biden, despite the former president's ongoing legal challenges. We also delve into the world of Allan Lichtman, the professor who has correctly predicted the outcome...
We explore the latest CNN poll showing Donald Trump's steady lead over President Joe Biden, despite the former president's ongoing legal challenges. We also delve into the world of Allan Lichtman, the professor who has correctly predicted the outcome of nine out of the last 10 presidential elections using his famous 13 keys to the White House. Plus, we can't help but chuckle at Nick Offerman's hilarious comparison of Trump and Biden to a pile of dog poop and a loaf of bread. Tune in for a healthy dose of political analysis and comedic relief.
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Callaroga Shark Media from Washington, d
C. Home of quirky insights of Hollywood
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actors. This is Ballot First Up, we'll dive into the latest CNN poll
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that shows Donald Trump maintaining his lead
over President Joe Biden despite the former president's
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ongoing legal troubles. We'll also take
a closer look at Alan Lichtman, the
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Nostra Damis of US presidential elections,
and his famous thirteen Keys to the White
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House. It looks like the twenty
twenty four presidential race is heating up,
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and according to a new CNN poll, Donald Trump is holding steady with a
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lead over President Joe Biden. That's
right, the man who's currently on trial
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for allegedly paying hush money to a
porn star is still the front runner.
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I guess when it comes to politics, sometimes crime does pay. But here's
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the real kicker. The poll shows
that most Americans now see Trump's presidency as
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a success, while a majority view
Biden's as a failure. It's like the
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American public has collective amnesia about the
chaos and controversy that defined the Trump era.
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I mean, sure he didn't start
any new wars, but he did
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incite an insurrection at the Capitol,
but hey, who's counting. Interestingly,
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Republicans are more unified in their belief
that Trump's presidency was a success than Democrats
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are about Biden's. A whopping ninety
two percent of Republicans call Trump's time in
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office a success, while only seventy
three percent of Democrats say the same about
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Biden. I guess when it comes
to party loyalty, the GOP has the
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Democrats beat, and let's not forget
about the independence. A slim majority of
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them fifty one percent say Trump's presidency
was successful, while only thirty seven percent
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see Bidens as a success. It's
like they're saying, sure, Trump may
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have been a bit of a wild
card, but at least he kept things
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interesting. But here's the real head
scratcher. Fourteen percent of Americans they consider
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both Trump and Biden to be failures, while eight percent say both are successes.
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Talk about a case of political schizophrenia. I guess some people just can't
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make up their minds. As for
Biden's approval ratings, they're about as popular
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as a skunk at a garden party. A solid sixty percent disapprove of his
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handling of the job while only forty
percent approve, and even on his strongest
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issues like health care policy and student
loan debt, he's still in negative territory.
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But his worst issue the war between
Israel and Hamas and Gaza, where
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he's got a measly twenty eight percent
approval rating. I guess when it comes
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to Middle East conflicts, Biden's not
exactly the great peacemaker. So what does
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all this mean for the twenty twenty
four race. Well, it's still early
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and a lot can change between now
an election day. But one thing's for
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sure. If Trump manages to beat
his criminal charges and win back the White
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House, he'll have pulled off the
greatest political comeback since Nixon. And if
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Biden manages to turn things around and
secure a second term, well that'll be
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a miracle on part with the parting
of the Red Sea, and he was
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around to see that one firsthand.
Let me introduce you to the man who's
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been giving polsters and pundits sleepless nights
for decades, Alan Lichtman, the Nostra
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Damis of US presidential elections. This
guy has correctly predicted the outcome of nine
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out of the last ten elections.
Using his famous thirteen keys to the White
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House, and now he's gearing up
for his greatest challenge yet Biden Versus Trump
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the sequel. But before we dive
into Lichtman's crystal ball, let's take a
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moment to appreciate the man himself.
He's not just a history professor. He's
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a former North American three thousand meters
steeplechase champion who, at seventy seven,
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is still aiming to compete in the
next Senior Olympics. And let's not forget
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his appearance on the TV quiz show
Tic Tac Dough where he wont to cool
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one hundred ten thousand doors in cash
and prizes. Talk about a renaissance man.
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Back to those thirteen keys. Lichtman
developed them back in nineteen eighty one
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with the help of a Russian earthquake
prediction expert. That's right, folks,
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the secret to predicting US elections lies
in seismology. Who knew. The keys
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cover everything from the state of the
economy, to foreign policy successes and failures,
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and even the charisma of the candidates, and they've been scarily accurate over
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the years, much to the chagrin
of the professional forecasting community. But what
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about that one miss in two thousand, you ask, Well, according to
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Lichtman, that wasn't a miss at
all. He maintains that the election was
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stolen from al Gore, and he's
got the receipts to prove it. One
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out of every nine to ten ballots
cast by a black voter was thrown out,
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compared to just one out of fifty
for white voters. Coincidence, Lichtman
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thinks, not so, what does
the professor have to say about twenty twenty
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four. Well, he's not ready
to make his official prediction just yet,
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but he does note that Biden already
has two keys in his favor incumbency and
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a lack of serious primary challengers.
That means Trump would need six more keys
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to fall his way to secure a
victory. And with the specter of a
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criminal conviction looming over the former president's
head, that's looking like an increasingly tall
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order. Let's dive a little deeper
into Alan Lickman's thirteen Keys to the White
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House. These are the factors that
he says can make or break a presidential
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candidate's chances of winning the big prize. First up, we've got the party
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mandate. Basically, if the incumbent
party holds more seats in the House after
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the midterms than they did before,
that's a good sign for them. But
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if they lose ground, well,
let's just say they might want to start
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updating their resumes. Next, there's
the contest key. If there's no serious
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challenge to the incumbent party's nomination,
that's a point in their favor. But
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if there's a knockdown, drag out
primary fight, it could spell trouble in
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November. Of course, having the
sitting president as your candidate is always a
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plus, as is the absence of
a significant third party or independent campaign.
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And let's not forget the economy.
If we're not in a recession and people
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are feeling good about their wallets,
that's a big win for the incumbent.
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But it's not all about the money, honey. Lichtmann also looks at things
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like major policy changes, social unrest, and scandals. If the incumbent administration
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is rocking the boat too much or
getting caught with their hands in the cookie
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jar, that could be a red
flag. And let's not forget about foreign
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policy. A big win on the
world stage can be a game changer,
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but a major failure could be the
kiss of death. Just ask Jimmy Carter
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how that whole Iran hostage crisis thing
worked out for him. Finally, there's
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the charisma factor. If the incumbent
party's candidate is a real charmer or a
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national hero, that's a point in
their favor. But if the challenger is
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the one with the magnetic personality,
watch out. But here's the thing.
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Even with all these factors in play, there's always the possibility of a black
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Swan event that could throw everything into
chaos. I mean, who could have
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predicted a global pandemic or an attempted
insurrection at the Capitol. So while Lickman's
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track record is impressive, even he
admits that nothing is perfect in the human
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world. But hey, if he
does end up being wrong this time around,
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at least he can always fall back
on his Tic tac dough winnings.
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One hundred and ten thousand dollars can
buy a lot of humble pie. Nick
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Offerman, the actor who played the
president in Civil War, has some strong
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opinions about the current state of American
politics. In a recent interview with The
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Washington Post, Offerman started off by
saying he wants to provide support for good
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government and that he's astonished by the
incredibly good job Biden and Harris have quietly
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been doing. But then he decided
to take things up a notch. Offerman
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posed a question that I'm sure has
been on everyone's mind, Trump versus Biden.
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Would you rather have ale of dog
crap or a loaf of bread?
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I mean, when you put it
that way, it seems like a pretty
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easy choice, right. Offerman acknowledged
that his colorful comparison might not be the
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most helpful thing to say. He
even expressed a desire to be friends with
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Trump supporters, saying, you guys
seem decent in every other way. But
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here's the kicker. He thinks that
a lot of the information they're receiving is
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like being told, oh, it's
not dog crap, it's pumper nickel.
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He's made it clear that in the
battle between Trump and Biden, he's team
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Bred all the way. But to
all the dog crap lovers out there,
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don't worry. Auferman still wants to
be your friend. Just don't try to
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pass off any pumper nickel at your
next dinner party. He even wrote a
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song called I Thought I was a
man, But I was wrong. The
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material wrote itself. I just said, I mean, I can't write a
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better joke than Ben Shapiro questioning my
masculinity. Portions of today's podcast may have
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been created with the help of AI
AI serve you dog crap and tell you
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it's bread. Probably not, except
that terminator guy. He's a jerk.