Trump rips Harris in leaked video, Joe Biden won't schedule events after 8pm
Joe decides he won't schedule any events after 8pm. That sucks for him beause his big TV interview airs at 8pm tonight!
Meanwhile, Trump said mean things about Kamala Harris in a leaked video.
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Joe decides he won't schedule any events after 8pm. That sucks for him beause his big TV interview airs at 8pm tonight!
Meanwhile, Trump said mean things about Kamala Harris in a leaked video.
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Calaroga Shark Media from our beach house, where we aren't scheduling anything after eight
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pm. This is ballot. Well, I guess politics doesn't care about holiday
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weekends. There's a lot to get
to today, so let's hit this.
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In what can only be described as
peak Trump, a surreptitiously filmed video of
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the former president was leaked courtesy of
The Daily Beast. The seventy eight year
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old ex commander in chief lounging in
a golf cart holding a pile of cash
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like he's auditioning for a reality show, and with son Baron in tow,
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decided to grace us with his unfiltered
thoughts on the twenty twenty four presidential campaign.
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How did I do with the debate
the other night? Trump asked some
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off camera buddies before launching into a
prediction that Biden is about to throw in
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the towel. He just quit.
You know, he's quitting the race.
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Trump said, I got him out
of the and that means we have kamala
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ah. Yes, because in Trump's
world, everything is a direct result of
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his genius. The White House and
most Democrats are sticking to their script that
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Biden is the nominee, even though
voter polls are giving Trump a six point
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lead. Vice President Kamala Harris is
lurking in the wings, ready to step
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up if Biden steps down. Trump
Ever, the Gentleman had this to say
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about her, I think she's going
to be better as an opponent, before
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adding she's so bad, She's so
pathetic, and of course couldn't resist.
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She's so effing bad. The Biden
Harris campaign clapped back at the video,
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labeling it as a new rock bottom
for Trump, which is quite the achievement
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considering his previous lows. The timing
of the video league couldn't be more perfect
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for the Trump campaign, who just
released their first attack ads against Harris,
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the likely heir apparent if Biden decides
to bow out. That's not even today's
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craziest story. And again, I
will remind you yesterday was a full on
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holiday. In a revelation that screams
senior discount at Denny's, President Biden told
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Democrats at Governor's during a private White
House meeting that he needs to be in
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bed earlier. That's right, folks, the leader of the free world has
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decreed that his staff should avoid scheduling
any events for him after eight pm.
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It's like he's turned the Oval Office
into a retirement home where the lights go
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out before Primetime TV even starts.
This bombshell came after Governor Josh Green of
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Hawaii, who apparently doubles as a
part time er doc, inquired about Biden's
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physical condition. Biden, never wanted
to shy away from awkward humor, assured
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everyone he had a check up and
is in fine health. It's just my
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brain, he equipped, a line
that undoubtedly sent his PR team scrambling for
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the advil. The need for more
sleep is Biden's latest excuse for his disastrous
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debate performance, where he stumbled over
words like a college freshman at their first
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keger. He blamed his poor showing
on everything from jet lag to a head
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full of statistics and not listening to
his staff. Meanwhile, Democratic doing their
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best to put a positive spin on
this debacle, but even they seem a
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bit worried. Governor Michelle Leujen Grisham
of New Mexico and Governor Janet Mills of
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Maine gently suggested that maybe, just
maybe Biden might want to step up his
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game if he hopes to win their
states again. But Biden. Ever,
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the Optimist took to the radio to
downplay his epic flop, insisting I had
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a bad night. I screwed up. I made a mistake. The President
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is now officially on a curfew,
his debate performances might need a pre show
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nap, and we're all left wondering
if he can stay awake long enough to
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make it through the campaign. Kevin
Munos, a Biden campaign spokesperson, was
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quick to point out that other presidents
had reasonable bedtimes too. President Bush went
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to bed at nine and President Obama
made dinner at six thirty, he said,
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implying that Biden's eight pm curfew is
perfectly normal. Munyos didn't miss the
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chance to take a swipe at Trump, highlighting that the former president spends his
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days golfing or ranting on truth social
about plans that would tank the economy.
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Because clearly, a balanced schedule is
all about avoiding social media tie raids and
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sticking to an early bedtime. So
here we are, America. Your president
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is aiming for more sleep and fewer
late night gaffes. Sweet dreams. Joe,
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Joe not only killed my fourth now
he's killing my Friday night. The
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ABC News interview with President Joe Biden
will now air in its entirety as a
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primetime special tonight at eight Eastern and
at eight Pacific, which means he won't
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be able to stay up to watch
his own interview. George Stephanopoulos, the
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go to interviewer for presidents and crisis, will chat with Biden on the campaign
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trail earlier in the day. ABC
News also promises a transcript of the unedited
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interview will be available on Friday,
because, of course, nothing says transparency
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like a document ensuring every stumble and
mumble is forever etched in history. Originally,
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ABC had planned a piecemeal approach,
airing parts of Stephanopoulos's interview on World
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News Tonight with David Muir at six
point thirty pm ET on Friday, with
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an extended cut on Sundays this Week
with George Stephanopolis. But given Biden's recent
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debate performance, where he struggled to
complete sentences and often looked more lost than
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a tourist in Times Square, ABC
likely decided a primetime special might help salvage
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the situation. Hey, at least
it's good for downloads. Will there be
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an episode of Ballot tomorrow? There? Sure? Will and it will be
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created with the help of Ai,
like this episode was, See you in
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the Morning,