Oct. 28, 2024

Trump Rally at MSG, Tony Hinchcliffe Controversy, Kamala tries out new accent

Show Notes
Transcript

Trump held a marathon rally at Madison Square Garden, but it's Tony Hinchcliffe getting most of the attention over a Puerto Rico joke.

Meanwhile, Kamala Harris busted out another accent.

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Calarogu Shark media from Puerto Rico, where I don't think

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bad Bunny and Tony Hinchcliffe will be meeting for lunch.

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This is ballot, that's right.

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Trump held an eight hour rally, so, as you can imagine,

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I'm not exactly hurting for stuff to.

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Talk about today. Let's hit this well, folks.

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Donald Trump held that rally at Madison Square Garden, and

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like any good circus, he brought along his whole clown

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car of opening acts. First up was comedian Tony Hinchcliffe,

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who thought it'd be hilarious to call Puerto Rico a

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floating island of garbage, really winning over those swing state

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voters there, Tony, Nothing says vote Republican like insulting three

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point two million American citizens. But hey, the night was young.

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Trump's childhood friend David Rehm called Kamala Harris the Antichrist,

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which seems a bit extreme.

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I mean, have you seen her dance?

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The Antichrist would definitely have better moves. And because no

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Trump rally is complete without Rudy Giuliani saying something completely bonkers,

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America's favorite melting lawyer claimed Harris was on the side

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of the terrorists. This from a guy whose biggest fight

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these days is with hair dye manufacturers. Tucker Carlson showed

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up to mack Kamala Harris's ethnicity, proving he's still bitter

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about being fired from Fox News for being too Tucker Carlson. Meanwhile,

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Hulk Hogan ripped off another perfectly good shirt. Brother At

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these inflation rates, maybe keep the wardrobe intact. Elon Musk

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made an appearance, probably to remind everyone he has rockets

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in case anyone forgotten the last five minutes.

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He suggested cutting the.

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Federal budget by a third, which is rich coming from

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a guy who's basically turned Twitter into the world's most

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expensive hobby.

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The real surprise, Milania Trump showed up.

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I guess someone finally found the right combination of words

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to unlock the Trump Tower panic room. She introduced Donald

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and then vanished faster than Trump's tax returns. And speaking

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of Trump, he called it Liberation Day, which is weird

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because I'm pretty sure that's what his cellmates have marked

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on their calendars for when he leaves. He went on

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for seventy eight minutes, so long that people started leaving early,

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proving that even MAGA has its limits, and in a

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perfect bit of timing, while all this was happening, Kamala

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Harris was at a Puerto Rican restaurant in Philadelphia, because

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sometimes the best response to a circus is to just

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go get lunch. Bad Bunny endorsed Harris, probably because he

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heard about the floating garbage comment and thought, you know what,

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I'm good with the other team. Even Ricky Martin jumped in,

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proving that living Levita Loca is still preferable to whatever

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this rally was. The Trump campaign was selling Ultra Maga

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experience tickets for nearly one million dollars each. For that price,

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I assume you get to watch Trump actually tell the

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truth about something, but don't hold your breath. That's about

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as likely as finding a Trump University graduate with a job.

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And speaking of jobs, some supporters showed up at.

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Midnight to get in line because nothing says I make

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good life choices like sleeping on a New York sidewalk

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to watch Hulk Hogan destroy clothing. But hey, at least

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Trump announced a plan for tax credits for those who

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take care of parents, though knowing Trump's history with taxes,

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it'll probably involve moving your parents to a shell company

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in the Cayman Islands. We've got another episode of Accent

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Adventures with Kamala Harris, the show where every state gets

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its own special dialect. At a Philadelphia church this Sunday,

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the VP apparently rolled out what critics are calling her

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pastor voice. Remember last month when she went full Foghorn

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Leghorn in Detroit. Even Peter Doocey was confused asking the

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White House about her sudden southern drawl. Press Secretary Karine

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jean Pierre's response was basically, I don't know what you're

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talking about, which is coincidentally also her response to most questions.

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When Deucey pressed further about Harry using different tones in

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different cities, Jean Pierre called the question insane because apparently

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noticing that someone sounds like they're auditioning for a regional

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theater tour is now considered ridiculous. You've got to hand

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it to the VP, though she's got range. She's gone

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from California casual to Southern charm to Sunday preacher faster

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than you can say Puerto Rico. At this rate, she'll

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have more accents than a season of Game of Thrones. Meanwhile,

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both Harris and Trump are treating Pennsylvania like it's the

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last slice of pizza at a campaign meeting. They're crisscrossing

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the state so much they probably qualify for frequent flyer

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miles on their campaign buses.

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And hey, at least we know one thing. If this whole.

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Presidency thing doesn't work out, Harris could have a promising

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career doing audiobooks. Just imagine one person fifty state accents.

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Now that's what I call unity.

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All Right, folks, let me break down Joe Rogan's post

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Trump podcast review, or, as I like to call it, dude,

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where's my bathroom break? The biggest revelation Trump sat through

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a three hour interview without a single bathroom break or water.

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Rogan described Trump as part businessman, part entertainer, and part comedian.

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Basically if Mark Cuban and Jerry Seinfeld had a baby

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who really really liked gold escalators. The podcast host wanted

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to know what Trump's first day in the White House

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was like, but couldn't get a straight answer. I guess

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when you're used to living in gold towers, even the

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White House needs some explaining, Sir. That's not a TV remote,

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that's the nuclear football Rogan says, people don't know what

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to do with Trump because he's funny. It's like having

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a class clown run for student body president, except the

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student body as America, and instead of deciding lunch menu items,

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we're talking about nuclear codes and breaking news from the

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world of what could possibly go wrong. Robin Hood, everyone's

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favorite meme, stock Enabler, is now letting you bet on

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the presidential election because apparently they looked at GameStop and thought.

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How can we make this even more interesting.

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They're launching this just eight days before the election, which

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is like opening a Halloween store on October thirtieth. The

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best part they're joining what they're calling the prediction markets field,

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which is Wall Street speak for gambling, but make it fancy.

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It's like fantasy football, but instead of losing money on

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the jets, you can lose money on political candidates. Now

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they say you have to be a US citizen to participate.

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I guess they figured letting foreign investors influence American elections

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should remain the old fashioned way through social media.

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Portions of today's show were made

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With the help of Ai Bad Bunny and comedian Tony Hinchcliff.