Oct. 27, 2024

Trump rally at MSG Today

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Trump is holding a rally at Madison Square Garden today for some reason.

Meanwhile, all the signs are there that the Democrats fear they are about to lose.

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Calarogu Shark media from Madison Square Garden, the world's most

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famous arena to hold a Nazi rally in nineteen thirty nine.

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This is ballot, that's right.

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Usually the Garden is just for people who lose basketball games,

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not elections.

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To Joe Biden, let's hit this, folks.

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Former President Trump is heading to Madison Square Garden today,

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proving that even felons can book the Garden if they're

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rich enough. He's calling it his farewell tour, which is

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fitting since, like most farewell tours, nobody's sure if it's

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actually the last one. Trump says he's going to make

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New York great again, because nothing says I love New

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York like getting convicted of fraud there and then complaining

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about it NonStop. It's like getting dumped and telling everyone

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your ex is ugly.

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Now or crazy.

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He's particularly upset that rich people are leaving New York. Yeah,

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some of them are leaving voluntarily. Others are being escorted

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out by law enforcement. Speaking of which, Trump's probably the

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first person to split his time between campaigning and court appearances.

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Most politicians kiss babies. He kisses subpoenas, and get this,

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He's bringing along his Republican buddies, including Vivick Ramaswami and

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Doug Bergham. Nothing says New York values like a guy

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from North Dakota and whatever planet Vveck is from. Trump

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is talking about rescuing American towns like he's hosting some

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kind of dystopian HGTV show Property Brothers Border Edition. Coming

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this fall, He's heading to Madison Square Garden, joining a

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long list of historical figures who've performed there, from FDR

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to JFK to Marilyn Monroe, though unlike Monroe, Trump's Happy

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Birthday Mister President would probably be a cease and desist

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letter from his lawyers. The gardens had quite the colorful past.

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It hosted both Nazi sympathizers and communists in nineteen thirty nine,

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proving that MSG has been giving people headaches way before

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the food additive, and in nineteen six George Wallace spoke

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there because apparently MSG was also preserving bad ideas. Man,

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it's hard to imagine the Garden hosting xenophobes and people

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who cozy up to Russia. It's a good thing times

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have changed. Trump says he can win New York, which

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is about as likely as the Knicks winning a championship.

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The last Republican to win New York was Reagan in

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eighty four, back when Trump's hair was still downloading. He's

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blaming migrants for taking over the city, which is rich

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coming from a guy whose own wife was a model

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who took jobs from American models. Some vulnerable New York

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Republicans are joining him at the rally, probably because nothing

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says I make good decisions like hitching your wagon to

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a guy who's been indicted more times than the Jets

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have won games with Aaron Rodgers. His advisor Jason Miller

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called the garden the center of the universe, which is

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funny because I thought that was Trump's ego. Trump's been

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doing these random rally pit stops like he's on some

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kind of Felons across America tour. He hit up Coachella,

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though sadly not during the festival. Can you imagine Trump

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in a flower crown trying to vibe to Frank Ocean

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and guess who's showing up.

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To support him?

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Elon Musk Because nothing says man of the People like

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being endorsed by a guy who named his kid after

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a Wi Fi password and Ed Cox, the New York

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State Republican chairman, said MSG is part of Trump's DNA. Yeah,

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along with Big Max, spray Tan and pending criminal charges.

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But hey, at least he's living his dream of performing

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at the Garden, though unlike most MSG performers, he's already

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got his mugshot. But hey, at least he's consistent, still

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drawing crowds, still facing charges, and still convinced that everyone

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in New York loves him. It's like that guy who

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peaked in high school coming back for the reunion in

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a rented Ferrari, except the Ferrari is under investigation by

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the SEC. Maybe the Nicks should just start saying over

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and over that they won last night's game. Forty seven

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percent of the country might believe them if you're paying

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any attention. All the signs are there that the Dems

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are panicking, and now Michelle Obama has said the quiet

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part out loud. Obama said the race was too close

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for her liking, which is exactly what Trump's Taylor says

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every time he tries on pants. She also pointed out

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Trump's obvious mental decline, though to be fair, how can

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you tell when someone's declining?

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If they started at rock bottom.

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Meanwhile, Trump was in Novy, Michigan, promising to revive the

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auto industry because nothing says I'll save Detroit like a

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guy whose businesses have filed for bankruptcy more times than

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the Lions have made the playoffs. The real drama is

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with Michigan's Arab American voters, who Trump is suddenly courting

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like they're the last slice of pizza. At three am,

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Mayor Bill Bazi said Trump would end war in the

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Middle East, which is like saying my cat's going to

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end the war on mice. Harris is dealing with the

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uncommitted movement, which sounds less like a political stance and

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more like my relationship status in college. They're refusing to

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back her over foreign policy, while Trump's foreign policy is

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basically I know a guy who knows a guy. The

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polls show Harris with a slight national lead, which makes

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for nice headlines if you don't understand how the election works.

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But Trump's ahead in five battleground states and that's why

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Harris is on stern and call her daddy. Even Al

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Gore is like, how are you blowing this? Even Hillary

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Clinton is like ever heard of campaigning in battleground states.

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Shannon bo O'Brien, a politics professor at the University of

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Texas at Austin, told The Guardian. One of things people

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criticize the Democrats for, and I think rightly so, is

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they frequently treat the interior of the country like flyover country,

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and they routinely ignore these types of places bingo.

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So there you have it.

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Michelle Obama's fired up, Trump's trying to make new friends,

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and Michigan voters are stuck in the middle, like a

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Midwest nice person trying to end a phone call while

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he's running for VP. Trump, who can't stop bragging about

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other men's putters, recently went on a bizarre tangent about

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Arnold Palmer's equipment at a rally. Now Stormy Daniels just

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released a video where she tells fake Trump that he's

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no Arnold Palmer.

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Ouch.

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That's gotta hurt worse than getting hit by a golf

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cart at mar A Lago. When asked about Trump's let's

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call it his golf club, Stormy claimed hers was bigger.

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Wait what, don what exactly are you into? To be fair,

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Trump has always struggled with size. Just look at his

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electoral college numbers. The conversation then took an even weirder

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turn when fake Trump, played by comedian Matt Friend, started

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ranting about immigrants eating dogs, to which Stormy replied, she

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prefers cats and has the trophies to prove it. At

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this rate, she's going to be jd Vance's VP someday.

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You know things are rough when even McDonald's has to

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turn off their comments.

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A Pennsylvania Mickey D's had to.

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Disable their yelp reviews after Trump showed up to work

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the fryer on Sunday, and I gotta say that's the

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first time anyone's ever shut down a McDonald's review section

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to protect their reputation. Trump was there trying to prove

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Kamala Harris never worked at McDonald's in college, because apparently

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that's what keeps him up at night. Now, other people's

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summer jobs from forty years ago, what's next investigating Obama's

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paper route. The reviews were something else, folks. One person

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wrote there was some orange gou on our fries. Well

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that's what happens when you let Trump work without a hairnet.

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Another complained the old guy at the window was slurring

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his words and pocketing their change. So basically it was

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just like any other McDonald's at two am. But Trump's

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supporters left their own glowing reviews, with one claiming he

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even fixed the mcflurry machine. Now that's how you know

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it's fake news, folks. Nobody fixes the mcflurry machine. Not

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even Jesus could fix the mcflurry machine.

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You know what's really wild.

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The franchise owner actually shut down the whole restaurant for

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this stunt.

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That's right.

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They stopped serving Big Max so Trump could pretend to

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work there for five minutes. Though to be fair, that's

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still longer than most McDonald's employees stick around these days.

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I'm starting to think the Harris campaign is so bad

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at this that Trump will win by ten points, which

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is a good time for me to remind everyone that

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I've always been a Trump supporter and never made fun

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of the guy, not even once. He has great hair

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and a big putter which he uses to put it

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in the hole every time.

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Smart guy.

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I'd hate to be Jimmy Kimmel in about ten days

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or Kamala Harris's campaign manager. Portions of today's program were

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made with the help of AI and msg