Trump loves Milwaukee, always did!

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Calarogu shark media from Milwaukee, which
is like Chicago with more cheese. This

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is ballad. That's right. Trump
was going to stay in Milwaukee by staying

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in Chicago. Yeah, I know, it makes no sense. Let's hit

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this. John Stewart made some points
about gun control, saying here's something you

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want to know. Ninety three percent
of the illegal guns used in crimes in

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New York City aren't from here.
They, like theater majors, have come

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here to make a name for themselves. The guns come from states like Georgia

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and Florida and South Carolina where the
gun laws are lacks. And trust me,

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Florida is not sending us their best
guns. They're bringing guns for drugs

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and crime and rapists, and some
I assume are good guns. John also

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chimed in on Trump's dislike of Milwaukee, adding just weeks before he heads to

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the Republican National Convention in Milwaukee,
Trump called Milwaukee a horrible city, forcing

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liberals around the country to defend Milwaukee, a city they then had to pretend

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that they've been to. Stephen Colebear
pointed out, now he does have a

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point. Milwaukee has become so soft
on crime that this July, their convention

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center is hosting a convicted felon.
Well, folks, it seems our former

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president and potential future president Donald J. Trump had a little change of plans

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for next month's Republican Convention in Milwaukee. Originally, he was going to stay

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at his Trump Hotel in Chicago,
about ninety miles away from the convention,

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because why stay in the host city
when you can stay at your own property

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and build the RNC for luxury accommodations. Classic Trump move. But then reporters

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got wind of this plan and reached
out to Trump's campaign for comment. Suddenly

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Trump had a change of heart and
now intends to stay in Milwaukee. After

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all. You know, I really
do love that city, Trump probably didn't

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say. It's just a shame about
all the voter fraud and urban decay keep

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falsely claiming happened there. During a
rally and racene, Trump proclaimed his love

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for Milwaukee, which he claims he
personally selected as the convention host city.

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I love Milwaukee, I said,
we've got to fix the crime. We

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all know that. You've got to
make sure the election's honest, Trump told

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the thousands in attendants, who clearly
don't care about facts or reality. The

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decision to stay in Chicago was made
partly due to Trump's preference to sleep at

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his own properties, and partly due
to security and logistics concerns. You know,

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logistics like how to properly build a
secret service for staying at a Trump

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property. Trump's team insisted on anonymity
to discuss these sensitive planning arrangements, which

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is really just code for we don't
want to be associated with this ridiculousness.

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Of course, the Democrats had a
field day with this. Biden's Wisconsin campaign

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manager, garn Randolph said, we
don't want him here either. Wisconsinites rejected

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him four years ago, and we
will again this November. Ouch sick.

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The DNC even put up ten billboards
around Milwaukee drawing attention to Trump's horrible city

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comments, but Trump denied, saying
that because of course he did. Who

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would say such a thing with that
important state in the balance? Trump wrote

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on truth Social clearly forgetting he's the
one who actually said it. In the

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end, Trump lost Wisconsin to Biden
in twenty twenty, thanks in part to

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those pesky suburban Milwaukee voters shifting their
support. But don't worry, Trump still

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maintains falsely that voting in Milwaukee was
rife with fraud, despite a nonpartisan audit

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finding no evidence of that. Because
when has Trump ever let facts get in

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the way of a good conspiracy theory. So there you have it, folks.

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Trump's convention plans changed at the last
minute, he continues to insult the

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very cities he needs to win,
and he's still pushing the same old voter

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fraud lies. But hey, at
least we can all have a good laugh

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at the absurdity of it, all, right, right. In another display

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of utter sycophancy, a former Biden
advisor has revealed the cringeworthy lengths they went

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to in prepping the president for his
twenty twenty debates against Donald Trump. Apparently,

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embodying Trump at his Trump worst was
considered the key to success. According

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to a new book by ex White
House counsel Bob Bauer, he literally got

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into the role of Trump for Biden's
debate prep. Bauer claims he watched hours

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of tapes of the former president being
a businessman, candidate, and in office,

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while reading transcripts to properly channel Trump's
unhinged ramblings on every conceivable topic.

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Riveting stuff, I'm sure, but
merely studying Trump's spoken antics wasn't enough for

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this committed method actor. Bauer also
took pointers from Biden's sister on how to

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get under her brother's skin, because
what debate prep is complete without a little

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sibling psychological warfare. Rather than going
the obvious fake Tan and Wig route,

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though, Bauer laser foocused on nailing
Trump's verbal insults, hand gestures, and

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intonation, which checks out since those
were always the most presidential qualities Trump brought

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to the office. Bower even admits
I needed to become comfortable with heaving insults

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at Joe Biden. Ah the hallmark
of any traditional debate camp. Burling NonStop

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insults at the candidate you're prepping keeps
them grounded. The tactic clearly paid dividends,

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too, as it helped Prime Biden
to stay composed amid Trump's bluster,

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delivering iconic clapbacks like the will you
shut up? Man Zinger a real masterclass

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and civility from both sides. Of
course, Trump's notorious for his own set

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of debate dirty tricks, from gish
galloping to empty sloganeering to just word vomiting.

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Reruns of the apprentice at the podium
until time runs out. Quite the

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study and intellectual discourse. With their
next showdown already scheduled, one can only

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imagine what circus act Biden's team is
cooking up to counter Trump's techniques. Hopefully

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it involves a pope cushion or two
to really keep things presidential, a puppet

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show re enacting Trump Steak's greatest failures. The possibilities are endless when you've dispensed

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with dignity.