July 31, 2024

Trump: "If you’re Jewish, if you vote for a Democrat, you’re a fool"

Show Notes
Transcript

It's a crazy day in the neighborhood. Trump accused Harris of disliking Jewish people and Israel “more than Biden did.”

We also have stories about Green Day and White Dudes for Harris, but at least nobody banged a couch, that we know of.
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Calarogu Shark media from Washington, d C. Where white dudes

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are for Harris. This is ballad. Oh man, the crazy

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is out today. You won't believe the first four stories,

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so let's hit this. Well, today's stories are crazier than

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my ex girlfriend Norma. And you know how crazy that is.

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And just like Norma, once you think things are calming

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down and maybe aren't so bad, they get even crazier.

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Now you're probably thinking, Mac, we had Biden fumble a debate,

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Trump almost get assassinated, Biden decide not to run, and

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JD totally not bang a couch. He did not do that, Mack.

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What could be even crazier than that? All right? It

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seems our former president Donald Trump has appointed himself the

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arbiter of who's a good Jew and who isn't. Trump

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claims Kamala Harris doesn't like Jewish people. His evidence, she

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looked uncomfortable meeting Netan Yahoo. Well, of course, because nothing

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says I they hate Jews quite like marrying one right,

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quoting the Republican nominee. Number one, she doesn't like Israel. Two,

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she doesn't like Jewish people. You know it, I know it,

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and everybody knows it and nobody wants to say it.

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She dislikes Jewish people and Israel even more than Biden did.

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Sid Rosenberg, the interviewer on WABC radio, mentioned Harris's husband,

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Second Gentleman Doug Mhoff, and said he's Jewish like Bernie

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Sanders is Jewish? Are you kidding me? Trump said, yeah.

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Sid Rosenberg said he's a crappy jew. Yeah, Trump said again.

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And let's not forget Trump's sage advice to Jewish voters.

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If you vote Democrat, you're a fool ah. Yes, because

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nothing says I respect Jewish people like telling them how

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to think and vote. Christians won't have such issues as

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to who to vote for. According to Donald, the don

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has doubled down on his controversial statement that Christians won't

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need to vote again if they elect him in November.

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Here's the breakdown. Last Friday, Trump told a group of

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Christian Conservatives, you got to get out and vote. In

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four years, you won't have to vote again. We'll have

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it fixed so good, you're not going to have to vote.

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When given multiple opportunities to clarify or walk back this

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statement in a Fox News interview, Trump instead repeated and

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expanded on it. He insisted that Christians don't vote in

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large numbers and that after electing him, they won't need

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to worry about voting anymore because he'll fix the country.

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Trump was speaking with Laura Ingram, who asked Trump to

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clarify what he meant. Mister t said, I said, vote

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for me. You're not going to have to do it ever. Again.

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It's true because we have to get the vote out.

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Christians are not known as a big voting group. They

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don't vote, and I'm explaining that to them. You never

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vote this time. Vote I'll straighten out the country. You

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won't have to vote anymore. I won't need your vote.

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Ingram offered him another chance. You mean you don't have

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to vote for you because you'll have four years in office.

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It's being an interpreted, as you are not surprised to

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hear by the left as well. They're never going to

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have another election. She said, so can you even just respond?

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Mister Trump cut her off, claiming again that Christians vote

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in very small percentages, adding, don't worry about the future.

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After that, you don't have to worry about voting anymore.

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I don't care because we're going to fix it, the

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country will be fixed, and we won't even need your

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vote anymore, because frankly, we will have such love if

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you don't want to vote anymore, that's okay. Trump is

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all about Christianity this week, it seems the Paris Olympics

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opening ceremony has caused more controversy than a vegan at

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a barbecue. The Culprit, a tableau that some viewers mistook

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for the Last Supper, but with drag queens instead of disciples,

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because nothing says Olympic spirit quite like mixing religion, Greek mythology,

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and fabulous outfits. Right now, Trump has weighed in calling

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it a disgrace. Apparently, in Trump's America, the only acceptable

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Olympic opening ceremony would involve building a wall around the

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stadium and making the other countries pay for it. But wait,

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there's more. The Olympics organizers are frantically trying to explain

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that it wasn't the Last Supper at all, but a

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feast for Dionysus, the Greek god of wine, because when

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I think international sporting event, I immediately think ancient Greek

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drinking parties. Hollywood conservatives are up in arms. Two Rob

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Schneider is boycotting the games, presumably because there weren't enough

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opportunities for him to play every character in the ceremony. Meanwhile,

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welcome to white dudes for Harris the Caucasian Caucus, which

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is the kind of thing I'd make fun of if

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I didn't have four crazy stories in the first half

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of the pod. It seems the Harris campaign has discovered

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a revolutionary new demographic, white men who knew they existed

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in politics. I mean, besides always, Now we've got the

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dude himself, Jeff Bridges leading the charge because nothing says

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I'm with her quite like a guy famous for wearing

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a bathrobe and drinking white Russians. I can just see

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the campaign slogan. Now the dude abides by Harris. And

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let's not forget the star studded lineup. We've got Mark

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Hamill using the Force to raise funds, Lance Bass bringing

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that en sync harmony to politics, and Bradley Whitford probably

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wishing he was back in the West Wing where politics

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made sense. But the real hero of the night was diversity.

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As Whitford so eloquently put it, what a variety of

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whiteness we have here It's like a rainbow of beige,

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because nothing says we're breaking barriers quite like a zoom

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call that looks like a golf club board meeting. Now,

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some might say this is just pandering to a demographic,

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but as Pete Budajigg reminded us, this is about freedom, yes, folks,

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the freedom to have a trucker hat that says white

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dudes for Harris. Finally, white men have merchandise that represents them.

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Another thing white dudes like besides Harris is Green Day.

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Green Day's frontman build Joe Armstrong decided to spice up

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his Washington DC concert with a little political theater because

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nothing says punk rock quite like waving around a Trump

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mask with idiots scrawled across it. Right, it's like a

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high school art project meta political rally, and nobody won. Now.

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Timing is everything in comedy, and Armstrong's timing here is

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about as good as a drummer with no sense of rhythm.

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Just weeks after Trump narrowly escaped an assassination attempt, Armstrong

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decides to play dress up with a Trump mask. It's

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like he's trying to win the most tone deaf performance

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award at the Grammys, and let's not forget the lyric

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change from American idiot to I'm not part of a

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mega agenda. Wow, Billy Joe, wait to stick it to

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the man. Nothing says rebellion quite like slightly altering the

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lyrics to your two decade old hit song. Meanwhile, Senator

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Kirsten Cinema, who was reportedly at the concert, has remained

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silent on the incident. I guess she's taking the here

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no evil, see no evil, speak no evil approach to

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politics these days. But the real kicker. Republican Representative Tim

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Burchett tweeted that Green Day used to be anti establishment,

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Now they are the establishment. Burne, what a crazy day.

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Even crazier than that time my ex girlfriend, Norma asked

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me to send her a picture of every meal I

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ate to make sure I was eating correctly. Portions of

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today's show were made with the help of AI, but

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interestingly enough, not the parts about Trump and the Jews,

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Trump and the Christians, white dudes for Kamala, or even

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the Green Day story that was all real. See you

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in the morning or in five minutes when Harris picks

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her VP, which the way things are going is likely

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to be my ex girlfriend Norma