March 23, 2025

The Pope is Back! Trump's 'invisible' weapon & Teacher's shocking night job!

Trump's new jet will make enemies DISAPPEAR! JFK files FINALLY reveal who was REALLY behind assassination! And you won't BELIEVE what this Catholic teacher does after school hours - PARENTS FURIOUS!

Show Notes
Transcript

Trump's new jet will make enemies DISAPPEAR! JFK files FINALLY reveal who was REALLY behind assassination! And you won't BELIEVE what this Catholic teacher does after school hours - PARENTS FURIOUS!

WEBVTT

1
00:00:03.160 --> 00:00:11.279
Callaroga Shark Media from Washington, DC, where we're turning on

2
00:00:11.320 --> 00:00:15.000
our laptops using our sorcerer like magic. This is ballot.

3
00:00:15.880 --> 00:00:18.039
That's right, it's a Sunday and the Pope is back,

4
00:00:18.320 --> 00:00:22.960
so let's hit this Hi. I'm Patrick Gutfield with all

5
00:00:22.960 --> 00:00:28.480
the answers to who shot JFK. The government released more

6
00:00:28.519 --> 00:00:32.840
JFK assassination files, and surprise, surprise, they've been hiding some

7
00:00:32.960 --> 00:00:36.799
juicy details for sixty plus years. You know what they found.

8
00:00:37.600 --> 00:00:40.399
Turns out the CIA head up to three hundred employees,

9
00:00:40.719 --> 00:00:44.079
that's right, three hundred just opening and reading American's mail.

10
00:00:44.119 --> 00:00:47.240
Back in the fifties, they were spending one million dollars

11
00:00:47.240 --> 00:00:50.799
a year on this little hobby. One million dollars and

12
00:00:50.840 --> 00:00:53.520
that's in nineteen fifty eight money which is probably worth

13
00:00:53.560 --> 00:00:58.479
about seventy bajillion dollars today. The most interesting part they

14
00:00:58.520 --> 00:01:01.479
were specifically tracking Lee Harvey Oswald's letters when he was

15
00:01:01.479 --> 00:01:04.879
hanging out in the Soviet Union. Nothing suspicious about that,

16
00:01:06.159 --> 00:01:08.840
just the government casually monitoring the mail of the guy

17
00:01:08.840 --> 00:01:12.040
who would later be accused of killing the president. Some

18
00:01:12.280 --> 00:01:15.560
historian named Jefferson Morley has been digging through these dusty

19
00:01:15.599 --> 00:01:19.439
files like he's Nicholas Cage in National Treasure, and he's

20
00:01:19.480 --> 00:01:23.280
come to a pretty wild conclusion. He thinks a small

21
00:01:23.319 --> 00:01:28.959
click in CIA counterintelligence was responsible for JFK's assassination. That's

22
00:01:29.040 --> 00:01:32.920
not exactly a minor accusation. He's basically pointing the finger

23
00:01:32.959 --> 00:01:36.680
at James Angleton, the CIA's top spy hunter, saying he

24
00:01:36.840 --> 00:01:41.079
was complicit in Kennedy's death. The whole thing reads like

25
00:01:41.079 --> 00:01:43.719
a Tom Clancy novel written by Oliver Stone during a

26
00:01:43.760 --> 00:01:49.920
fever dream. Secret mail programs, microfilming, IBM machines, tabulating results.

27
00:01:50.159 --> 00:01:53.480
It's like the nineteen fifties version of the NSA reading

28
00:01:53.519 --> 00:01:56.640
your emails, except with actual paper and a lot more effort.

29
00:01:59.280 --> 00:02:03.040
Trump's getting his own fighter jet now, the F forty seven.

30
00:02:03.400 --> 00:02:08.360
How subtle. President Trump just announced America's next big military toy,

31
00:02:09.159 --> 00:02:13.319
a brand new fighter jet called the F forty seven. Gee,

32
00:02:13.439 --> 00:02:16.479
I wonder where they got that number. Could it possibly

33
00:02:16.479 --> 00:02:20.120
be because he's the forty seventh president? What a coincidence?

34
00:02:21.080 --> 00:02:26.039
Trump described as stealth aircraft as virtually unseeable with unprecedented power,

35
00:02:26.400 --> 00:02:29.520
you know, just like his tax returns. During the Oval

36
00:02:29.560 --> 00:02:33.039
Office announcement, Trump said America's enemies will never see it coming.

37
00:02:33.520 --> 00:02:35.719
If it ever happens, they won't know what the hell

38
00:02:35.800 --> 00:02:39.280
hit them, which coincidentally is also how most of his

39
00:02:39.360 --> 00:02:43.080
cabinet appointees felt on their first day. Boeing scored the

40
00:02:43.120 --> 00:02:45.800
contract to build these jets, which is quite the turnaround

41
00:02:45.879 --> 00:02:48.520
for a company that's been having more malfunctions than my

42
00:02:48.560 --> 00:02:52.400
aunt's ancient VCR. I guess when your planes keep having

43
00:02:52.520 --> 00:02:56.360
unscheduled rapid disassemblies, you really need a government contract to

44
00:02:56.400 --> 00:02:59.960
boost morale. The most telling moment came when Trump mentioned

45
00:03:00.120 --> 00:03:03.759
selling toned down versions to allies because someday maybe they're

46
00:03:03.800 --> 00:03:08.039
not our allies. Nothing builds international trust like telling your

47
00:03:08.039 --> 00:03:10.879
friends you're giving them the inferior model because you think

48
00:03:10.879 --> 00:03:15.039
they might betray you later. In what might be the

49
00:03:15.080 --> 00:03:19.439
most technologically underwhelming father son moment of all time, President

50
00:03:19.439 --> 00:03:22.319
Trump recently revealed that his nineteen year old son, Baron

51
00:03:22.680 --> 00:03:26.719
has what he calls an unbelievable aptitude in technology and

52
00:03:26.800 --> 00:03:31.319
what exactly constitutes this technological wizardry. Baron knows how to

53
00:03:31.319 --> 00:03:33.719
turn a laptop back on after his dad shuts it down.

54
00:03:34.520 --> 00:03:37.400
Trump shared this stunning revelation in a Fox News interview

55
00:03:37.439 --> 00:03:40.599
with Laura Ingraham that aired on Baron's birthday, The president

56
00:03:40.639 --> 00:03:43.360
described the mind blowing exchange. I turn off his laptop.

57
00:03:43.599 --> 00:03:46.560
I said, oh good, and I go back. Five minutes later,

58
00:03:46.599 --> 00:03:49.159
he's got his laptop. I said, how'd you do that?

59
00:03:50.840 --> 00:03:56.520
Baron's response, None of your business. Dad, truly the Steve

60
00:03:56.599 --> 00:03:59.680
Jobs of our time. The NYU business student has apparently

61
00:03:59.719 --> 00:04:02.639
mass after the complex technological feat known to experts as

62
00:04:02.719 --> 00:04:06.000
pressing the power button. Next up, he'll be showing his

63
00:04:06.039 --> 00:04:08.719
father how to use the TV remote and explaining why

64
00:04:08.719 --> 00:04:12.360
the microwave beeps. According to sources close to the family,

65
00:04:12.560 --> 00:04:15.479
Baron is an old soul who is smart, well spoken,

66
00:04:15.520 --> 00:04:18.360
and well read, and anxious to form his own companies

67
00:04:18.399 --> 00:04:21.720
and make money. No word yet on whether his first

68
00:04:21.720 --> 00:04:25.519
startup will be teaching senior citizens how to use basic electronics.

69
00:04:32.079 --> 00:04:35.040
Pope Francis has been released from the hospital, and I'm

70
00:04:35.040 --> 00:04:37.959
guessing his first miracle after recovery, we'll be turning on

71
00:04:38.000 --> 00:04:42.399
a laptop. After a five weeks stay at Rome's Jammelli Hospital,

72
00:04:42.720 --> 00:04:45.680
Pope Francis has finally checked out, making his first public

73
00:04:45.720 --> 00:04:49.480
appearance since February fourteenth. The eighty eight year old Ponniff

74
00:04:49.519 --> 00:04:52.319
had been battling pneumonia, which became the most serious health

75
00:04:52.319 --> 00:04:55.920
crisis of his twelve year papacy. The Holy Father left

76
00:04:55.920 --> 00:04:59.160
the hospital shortly after noon on Sunday, waving to well

77
00:04:59.160 --> 00:05:02.560
wishers from a bout falcone. Just before his discharge, his

78
00:05:02.639 --> 00:05:05.680
face appeared swollen, and he spoke briefly with a feeble

79
00:05:05.720 --> 00:05:09.800
voice to thank someone who had brought yellow flowers. Very thoughtful,

80
00:05:09.920 --> 00:05:12.920
though I'm sure what he really wanted was a get

81
00:05:12.920 --> 00:05:15.879
well soon balloon and one of those giant teddy bears

82
00:05:15.879 --> 00:05:19.560
from the gift shop. Doctors have prescribed an additional two

83
00:05:19.600 --> 00:05:22.240
months of rest at the Vatican, saying it will take

84
00:05:22.480 --> 00:05:25.240
a lot of time for his aging body to fully heal.

85
00:05:26.040 --> 00:05:29.319
Two months of rest at the Vatican, which I imagine

86
00:05:29.360 --> 00:05:32.600
consists of quiet prayer, contemplation, and binge watching the young

87
00:05:32.720 --> 00:05:37.360
pope while critiquing its accuracy. Speaking of religious leadership, Let's

88
00:05:37.439 --> 00:05:40.639
go from the Pope's hospital release to another Catholic figure

89
00:05:40.920 --> 00:05:44.759
causing quite a different kind of stir. While Pope Francis

90
00:05:44.839 --> 00:05:47.720
was dealing with pneumonia, a Catholic school teacher in Italy

91
00:05:47.920 --> 00:05:51.639
was dealing with exposure of a different kind. Elena Moraga,

92
00:05:51.800 --> 00:05:54.000
a twenty nine year old teacher at a Catholic infants

93
00:05:54.040 --> 00:05:57.319
school near Treviso, has been suspended after parents discovered she

94
00:05:57.399 --> 00:06:01.160
was moonlighting as an OnlyFans model. The scandal broke when

95
00:06:01.160 --> 00:06:04.639
a parent recognized MS Maragon, the subscription based platform, and

96
00:06:04.720 --> 00:06:08.439
promptly spread the news via WhatsApp and Facebook. Because nothing

97
00:06:08.480 --> 00:06:11.040
says I care about moral standards quite like sharing that

98
00:06:11.079 --> 00:06:14.519
you were browsing OnlyFans. Marga, who has worked at the

99
00:06:14.560 --> 00:06:17.720
Catholic school for five years and is also a competitive bodybuilder,

100
00:06:18.199 --> 00:06:20.879
defended herself, saying what she does does no harm to

101
00:06:20.920 --> 00:06:23.639
anyone and that people should be allowed to do what

102
00:06:23.680 --> 00:06:27.560
they like in their private lives. She lives with her parents,

103
00:06:27.759 --> 00:06:30.759
which must make for some awkward dinner conversations these days.

104
00:06:31.560 --> 00:06:35.800
The case has sparked government intervention, with Italy's Education Ministry

105
00:06:35.879 --> 00:06:38.680
pledging to create a new code of ethics prohibiting teachers

106
00:06:38.680 --> 00:06:42.399
from appearing on adult websites. The code will likely tell

107
00:06:42.399 --> 00:06:46.600
teachers to avoid statements, images, or behavior that could damage

108
00:06:46.600 --> 00:06:50.720
the prestige and reputation of their schools, a fancy way

109
00:06:50.759 --> 00:06:54.199
of saying, keep your clothes on in public. Please. This

110
00:06:54.439 --> 00:06:58.879
isn't just an Italian phenomenon. In the US, teacher Brionna

111
00:06:58.959 --> 00:07:02.199
Copfage was sended for similar reasons, though she claimed to

112
00:07:02.199 --> 00:07:05.160
have made around one million dollars on OnlyFans compared to

113
00:07:05.199 --> 00:07:09.240
her forty two thousand dollars teaching salary. Another American teacher,

114
00:07:09.399 --> 00:07:12.439
Courtney Tillia, said it would have taken her twenty five

115
00:07:12.519 --> 00:07:14.720
years to earn what she made on the platform in

116
00:07:14.759 --> 00:07:18.199
a much shorter time. The teachers argue they need the

117
00:07:18.240 --> 00:07:22.480
extra income because their salaries are so low. Portions of

118
00:07:22.519 --> 00:07:25.160
today's show were made with the help of AI, a

119
00:07:25.199 --> 00:07:28.480
few hours on OnlyFans for research purposes, and the f

120
00:07:28.560 --> 00:07:29.160
forty seven