Sept. 15, 2024

Shots fired, Trump reported safe Breaking News

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Look, we're not a news show, but it would also be weird to ignore shots eing fired at Trump's golf course. Trump has been reported as safe.

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Callaroga Shark Media from my house where I guess I'll

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just have to introduce myself. This is ballot. Anyway, we

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have some breaking news. Let's hit this. We have a

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developing story. And as much as I like snark, I

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don't want to be a jerk hole. Shots were fired

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at the Trump International Golf Course in West Palm Beach

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while the former president was there. Now, before you start

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thinking this was some kind of elaborate scheme to improve

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Trump's golf game by eliminating the competition, officials say the

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intent is still unknown. The good news is Trump is safe.

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I guess those years of dodging questions finally paid off

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in dodging bullets. His campaign spokesperson, Stephen Chung said President

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Trump is safe following gunshots in his vicinity. The Sheriff's

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office has detained a person of interest. Meanwhile, earlier today

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and much more fun. Donald Trump on invective at superstar

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Taylor Swift after she endorsed VP Kamala Harris for president.

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I hate Taylor Swift, Trump posted Sunday morning on truth

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Social in his trademark all cap style without context or elaboration.

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Responding to Trump in a post on Twitter. Liz Cheney,

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the Republican former congressional representative who is backing Harris, quoted

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his comment and wrote, says the smallest man who ever lived,

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referencing a track from Swift's most recent album, The Tortured

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Poets Department. Anna Navarro, the GOP strategist and commentator who

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was a vocal Trump critic, posted on x Donald Trump

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has lost what little sanity he had left. Taylor Swift

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broke him anyway. Glad you're okay, Don. There's a big

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difference between goofing on Taylor tweets and something serious happening

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back in the morning with our usual sass. And someone

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tell Patrick the announcer he can't turn his cell phone

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off on Sundays